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Speaker 1: You are pell and.

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Speaker 2: Ready in everyone just a little. The biggest gift would

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Speaker 2: be from me, and the car detached would say, every

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Speaker 2: iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the

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Speaker 2: Jubil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show

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Speaker 2: with your drunk at Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's

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Speaker 2: younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the

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Speaker 2: quirky neighbor kid who lives next door and pops by

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Speaker 2: every once in a while to ask if she can

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Speaker 2: borrow our Netflix login because the new Pygmy Marmoset she

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Speaker 2: just got off of the dark Web, keeps logging in

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Speaker 2: on devices and she got banned our social media producer Gabby.

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Speaker 1: And then there's producer Brad. He's a dad.

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Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, old pal, and I'm Jewbil and this is

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Speaker 2: the Jewbil Show and this is the time of week

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Speaker 2: where we check in and see what's going on with

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Speaker 2: our lives and you know what's.

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Speaker 1: Up with you this week?

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Speaker 3: So I could tell you about how I got a

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Speaker 3: parking ticket park outside of Victoria's apartment and I feel

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Speaker 3: like she should pay for it, But what I'm not

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Speaker 3: gonna tell you that story I'm going to tell you

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Speaker 3: about the two Kings that are on their way though. Okay,

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Speaker 3: So my friend she's been seeing this one chick who

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Speaker 3: does like tarot readings. I know it's the woo woo,

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Speaker 3: so whether you believe it or not, it's still fun.

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Speaker 3: So she bought me a session because she's like, dude,

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Speaker 3: you just scrolls the best you have to see what

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Speaker 3: she's got to say. And she actually was really fun

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Speaker 3: to talk to. But while she was doing the reading,

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Speaker 3: she pulled out that in May, I'm not gonna have

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Speaker 3: one man courting me.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna have two.

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Speaker 3: And they're not just like any man, They're gonna be kings.

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Speaker 1: Dope. Are you like currently talking to any royalty that

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Speaker 1: you know of?

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Speaker 4: Not that I'm aware of, but I did just get

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Speaker 4: my hair did.

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Speaker 3: I just feel like, you know what, regardless of what

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Speaker 3: she says or whether it's true, May is a good

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Speaker 3: month to start putting myself out there. So I just

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Speaker 3: felt like, you know, and if I go out there

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Speaker 3: with the confidence of believing the two Kings are gonna

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Speaker 3: be fighting over me, then.

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Speaker 4: That's the right energy to put into the universe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, And there's gonna be a lot

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Speaker 2: of people dming you now yeh, Like so I'm royalty, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'll toller you.

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Speaker 3: I'm supposed to not worry about my type, Like go

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Speaker 3: for anybody they're a king.

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Speaker 1: Two kings will be fighting over you. Don't make them joust.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah in the studio.

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Speaker 5: I'm just concerned because Nina is someone who would get

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Speaker 5: a DM from somebody who says they're a king, and

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Speaker 5: she'd be like you, guys, think it's a king.

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Speaker 4: I would not have.

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Speaker 3: Done that, literally done, You've literally done that even like guys,

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Speaker 3: oh my god, this is a real person, like.

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Speaker 5: You're just like no, some athlete or something rogers you did.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, social media, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Easy to find.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm concerned.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna be looking out for you in May because

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Speaker 5: I want to make sure you're safe about these kings.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be telling you accept every one of them

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Speaker 4: and just.

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Speaker 1: Go for it. Just run it by me, please, Or

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Speaker 1: what's going on with you this week?

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Speaker 3: Well, guys, I've gotten to the age where I now

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Speaker 3: have to fill out a four to oh one K

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Speaker 3: or a roth ira.

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Speaker 4: I don't fully understand what either of those mean to

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Speaker 4: be honest with you.

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Speaker 1: I hate to tell us to Victoria, but you've been

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Speaker 1: that age for quite some time.

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Speaker 4: Now, you get a paycheck, you should sign up for.

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Speaker 1: That first time you get a paycheck.

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Speaker 3: This is the age that I just thought your company

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Speaker 3: kind of just like automatically signed you up for it.

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Speaker 4: And then I want asked me that today, like does

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Speaker 4: your company do that for you? And I was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure. Yeah, And like I'm like, I'm pretty

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Speaker 4: sure I'm in it right now, like you're pretty sure?

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Speaker 4: Did you sign up? And I was like no, but

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Speaker 4: you just asked me if my company signs up for

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Speaker 4: me like kind of like a you got me, I

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Speaker 4: got you kind of thing right, and they said no.

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Speaker 4: So I created an account yesterday have done nothing with

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Speaker 4: it since. But we're all on our paths. Do whatever

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Speaker 4: that is the same. Really, you don't even know what

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Speaker 4: the account is.

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Speaker 1: You just heard four one K Like, I guess I

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Speaker 1: have to do that thing.

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Speaker 3: It sounds me every adult does, But I just don't

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Speaker 3: like that's a loss of money for me.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 5: It's so that there's money in a bank account when

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Speaker 5: you quit working, See.

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Speaker 3: How do I so it can pay for you? Like

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Speaker 3: when you don't have a job and like you're retired.

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Speaker 3: I thought you get that automatically.

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna be fine? You got it all figured out.

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Speaker 1: Everybody else takes care of your retirement.

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Speaker 3: Well no, but I'll give you one of my kings

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Speaker 3: help you like that brow.

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Speaker 2: Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by.

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Speaker 2: What's up, Gabby? What's up with you this week?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 6: So, my my darling of a husband threw me to

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Speaker 6: the wolves this week. Oh and I'm thinking about getting

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Speaker 6: separate beds. So I'm sleeping and all of a sudden

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Speaker 6: he jumps out of bed.

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Speaker 4: Without saying anything. I'm just a light sleeper.

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Speaker 6: And like starts freaking out, gyrating around, and I'm like,

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Speaker 6: I jump out of bed too because I'm like, what's

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Speaker 6: going on? And it's scared the but Jesus out him and.

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Speaker 4: He goes, they're not here, explorer in the bed. I said,

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Speaker 4: you weren't.

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Speaker 6: Gonna tell.

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Speaker 4: Without saying anything, Big spider.

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Speaker 6: A light sleeper, that spider.

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Speaker 1: I would definitely switch beats for sure.

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Speaker 4: Love you. Here's the bread.

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Speaker 1: What's up with you this week?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I've been really jealously. I got a bunch of friends

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Speaker 5: traveling in the world. It's literally the only thing I've

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Speaker 5: ever wanted to do is travel the world. I know,

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Speaker 5: it sounds so great. I have one friend who I

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Speaker 5: didn't even think would be into this, but he's he's

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Speaker 5: in Cuba.

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Speaker 4: I'm waiting for it.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying, like, this is not the guy

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Speaker 5: that I thought would be in Cuba.

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Speaker 1: Okay, turns out though, he's having a good time. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you know it's coming.

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Speaker 5: Actually, so that was kind of He's going to go

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Speaker 5: to Korean next, find a soul mate.

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Speaker 3: Wow, traveler, what's going on with you?

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Speaker 2: I'm a little stressed out because well, because I go

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Speaker 2: on TikTok Live all the time.

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Speaker 1: You know that stresses me out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I made a promise the other day on

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Speaker 2: TikTok Live and I haven't practiced, and I have to.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on TikTok Live later today.

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Speaker 4: What to promise?

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Speaker 2: Well, I promised everybody that I would learn this song

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Speaker 2: on ukulele because I was playing the ukule on TikTok Live.

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Speaker 1: He does I have three of them?

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that. Ye three?

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Speaker 1: Why not?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: He's got yes, stupid three.

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Speaker 1: They don't take much space. Yeah, they don't. They're very small.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty cheap, so they got three of them.

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Speaker 2: I was playing the ukulele on TikTok Live the other

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Speaker 2: day and then I was asking people, what you know,

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Speaker 2: what song I would like, what I should learn for

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Speaker 2: the next one, And I started learning on the TikTok Live.

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Speaker 2: But by the time I go live this afternoon, I

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Speaker 2: have to figure out how to play this on ukuleles.

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Speaker 4: I'm stressed out.

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Speaker 1: You know, I made a promise and I haven't really

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Speaker 1: practiced this. I don't think that's your sort.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's basically like it's basically just like you strum

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Speaker 2: twice boom boom boom boom boom booming at the same.

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Speaker 1: Time, you sing loud enough over and they'll be like,

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Speaker 1: I won't even know. Yeah, I don't see if I

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Speaker 1: can do that.