Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 3: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
Speaker 3: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4: You're a coward.
Speaker 3: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my
Speaker 3: bad Larry, Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics got I
Speaker 3: have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: So this tree fell on your garage. That's from the
Speaker 1: fucking roommate. Yeah, I guess just now, just now, it's
Speaker 1: just the fucking text me with nothing but bad news,
Speaker 1: never like, hey, how's your god? Damn it?
Speaker 5: Hey, Hey Lara, Hey Dan, how are you? Man?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm good.
Speaker 5: Hard to hear about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't realize that there's uh down trees and
Speaker 3: Shae has a tree on his garage.
Speaker 1: Fucking Wood's a Connecticut man, son of a bitch. The
Speaker 1: smoker's right there too. I swear to christ Off it
Speaker 1: hit the trigger prior. I gotta ask her how's the trigger? Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, I don't want to text her. I'm turning
Speaker 1: this shit on silent. Okay, I want to talk.
Speaker 4: You can park your cars outside. You don't need the garage.
Speaker 4: The smoker.
Speaker 1: Smoker is important.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but is this gonna help you take your mind
Speaker 3: off of that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This will be a distraction, a welcome distraction. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so bad.
Speaker 3: Larry joins us and there's Dylan the graphics gy Shyan
Speaker 3: Irving Marvin is here. And you got Ray the intern
Speaker 3: Picture Day Ray Squad or Pa Ray. I think you're
Speaker 3: a PA. Now he's not an intern anymore. I think
Speaker 3: you've gotten I think you've gotten elevated.
Speaker 1: Two and a half years moving up. Get an insurance
Speaker 1: now or what I'm turning twenty six?
Speaker 4: Who get those teeth?
Speaker 1: Your parents? Yeah? By momy.
Speaker 2: Rehabs on me.
Speaker 3: Now let me recap here. Shay lost five and a
Speaker 3: half units, so Sunday it must have been.
Speaker 1: That was brutal. She had Bryce into Shambo at plus
Speaker 1: four thousand Colin Moorekawa plus four thousand to win the
Speaker 1: PGA Championship. My kids were just begging to watch Blue
Speaker 1: all Sunday and I was like, no, God, damn it, no,
Speaker 1: watch golf Blue. My head, eye my brains out. By
Speaker 1: the way, Blue is a good show, great TV. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I heard that.
Speaker 1: They for a live.
Speaker 4: The colors of the show are like meant so like
Speaker 4: aunt dogs can watch it or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dog watches.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like the way the colors that they
Speaker 4: use in the show are like specifically designed for dogs
Speaker 4: to be able to like like receive.
Speaker 1: Of course, the Australian Government's spent like one hundred million
Speaker 1: research and that.
Speaker 4: Shit every dollar they had.
Speaker 3: Sometimes when we leave the house and leave the dog,
Speaker 3: we'll have the TV on for the.
Speaker 4: Dog and they'll thrown blue and they'll just sit there and.
Speaker 1: She just sits there and watches. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, Dylan won eight and a half units. Hell yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, yeah back, yeah, the loser is back. You're
Speaker 3: still minus fourteen and a half units.
Speaker 4: But I'm officially half a unit. Less bad. I was
Speaker 4: gonna say ahead of Shay, I'll say less bad.
Speaker 3: Ye. Larry won two and a half units, so Larry's
Speaker 3: got plus ten units right now.
Speaker 5: That's yeah, yeah, I understand guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not forgetting football soon. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: never forget Larry.
Speaker 3: You can't take a victory lap, you know, in the
Speaker 3: off season football what didn't go with.
Speaker 1: And I know, okay, I'm just saying, right, all right.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, let me see anything to recap here
Speaker 3: bad Larry, Anything to recap.
Speaker 5: Tiger not making a cut. He might never make another
Speaker 5: cut at the Masters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he might not. You're right, let me see how
Speaker 1: about you dil anything interesting?
Speaker 4: Well, Dan, I finally picked the winner again. I think
Speaker 4: the last time was justin Thomas two years ago. But
Speaker 4: I got the x man and more cow at top ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah he did well. Yeah, plus twelve hundred for Xander Schoffe.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Why are to wire too?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It doesn't happen often.
Speaker 4: I did have to. I was. It's interesting because you
Speaker 4: asked him about like, uh, the you know, like ease
Speaker 4: of the course. I guess for this time because and
Speaker 4: it was like I think it was like two hundred
Speaker 4: strokes combined in the field, easier than any other major before.
Speaker 1: It was a little too easy. You still have to.
Speaker 4: Beat You still have to beat all the other guys.
Speaker 1: You got to beat all them dudes. I know, Uh,
Speaker 1: Shay Colley, that is fuck this. It could be worse.
Speaker 1: Tree lose your smoke, could be Scottie Scheffler breaking the law. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what's gonna happen there? Nothing? But it was awesome,
Speaker 1: and it's just the one time I fucking bet him
Speaker 1: to win. By the way, the one time I met
Speaker 1: him to win. I wake up and the motherfucker's in jail.
Speaker 1: It's like this piece of ship, this piece.
Speaker 4: Yeah. A week after I hopped on the Scottie bandwag
Speaker 4: and finally like, all right, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, fine, I'll bet on him,
Speaker 1: like Scotty's a fucking prison was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: for assaulting officer?
Speaker 3: I think I put the over under its sixty eight
Speaker 3: and a half When he got out of prison and
Speaker 3: I took the under.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he shues like five under that there, Yeah, and
Speaker 4: you're over the next time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then it caught up to him a little bit, right,
Speaker 1: the drauma did. But at first it was like I'm
Speaker 1: a free bird.
Speaker 4: Man, walked out film like a gangster. In the next time,
Speaker 4: he's like, I'm gonna have to go back to fucking Louisville.
Speaker 3: So looking at the totals here, I was wondering, do
Speaker 3: we need to change the name of this podcast. I'm
Speaker 3: just throwing it out there that maybe take your name
Speaker 3: off of that. That did cross my mind. Dan Patrick
Speaker 3: takes a gamble, but how about these are the worst
Speaker 3: gamblers in the world.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a bit rough.
Speaker 3: Okay, a little wordy, Okay, what what do you have?
Speaker 3: Let's let's just say we were searching for another title
Speaker 3: for this podcasts.
Speaker 1: From the Back and the Boys Rosie O'donnald from the Back,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? And and her Boys Chipmunks, Rosie
Speaker 1: from the Back.
Speaker 4: We we've thought of Dan doing lines from behind?
Speaker 1: Have you people ever mistaken you for ros Dylan consistently
Speaker 1: all the Rosie.
Speaker 4: It's a compliment. Shay, you look very but.
Speaker 1: And you shaved your beard like ye.
Speaker 4: Shave that beard right off?
Speaker 1: Do you have any other suggestions here?
Speaker 4: We thought of doing lines like get it Dan, it's
Speaker 4: a little double time.
Speaker 1: I got that thank you.
Speaker 4: No refunds, which I think kind of nails it. Okay,
Speaker 4: well we had some other ones, right what uh, rolling
Speaker 4: the dice or rolling dice, Yeah, but that's not that's
Speaker 4: not We have the losing ticket, losing tickets good? How
Speaker 4: about we suck yeah or just don't listen. I do
Speaker 4: have one here that just says bad decisions.
Speaker 1: Bad decisions, fade away. I also j r Us Dan.
Speaker 4: I had a sort of a way to kind of
Speaker 4: crowd source this and have fans either hit us up
Speaker 4: on Instagram or Twitter. If someone comes up with a
Speaker 4: good name that we select, we'll send them a real
Speaker 4: lock of Shay's hair.
Speaker 1: Gotta be Rosie from the back o Bad Larry. You
Speaker 1: got any suggestions on a better name for this than
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick Takes Again?
Speaker 5: I will think about it over the weekend. Dan, I
Speaker 5: don't have one off the top of my head, but
Speaker 5: I will do a little thought about Bad.
Speaker 1: Larry takes a ship, about threesomes in benzos, Okay, Larry,
Speaker 1: I like them all.
Speaker 3: Actually, I brought up the more Tim Brodor story today
Speaker 3: on the show because Martem Rodor left his wife for
Speaker 3: his wife's sister, and it made me think of Bad
Speaker 3: Larry Jersey as well. Yeah, something in the water.
Speaker 1: Imagine doing that, Like you.
Speaker 3: Walk into a room and your sisters, your wife's sisters
Speaker 3: on that couch and she's over here, and you walk
Speaker 3: in and you sit on the couch where your wife's
Speaker 3: sister is.
Speaker 1: It says, we got something to tell you hunt.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's uh.
Speaker 1: I mean, welcome to the wonderful world of alcoholism. Could
Speaker 1: that wife no more? Family line in vodka.
Speaker 6: After that, the wife sister is that white? There's always
Speaker 6: a coup chair in every hotel room.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's for having those tough conversations.
Speaker 1: Cup chair in the Bible and a Book of Mormon. Usually, no,
Speaker 1: not usually the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 4: No, I don't know, no King James version. Yeah, the
Speaker 4: Bible and a book of More. I've seen a book
Speaker 4: of More.
Speaker 1: Maybe the Great West where that cult revitalize itself, But no,
Speaker 1: are in the Northeast and other place. And name the hotel.
Speaker 4: The Radison Ray says here, the Marriott Hotel has included
Speaker 4: the Book of Mormon in the room since nineteen fifty.
Speaker 1: Bullshit, I swear to god.
Speaker 4: I've seen it a bunch of times from Washington Posts.
Speaker 4: It does seem a little Washington Post.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna start quoting that rag.
Speaker 2: Actually I take everything back.
Speaker 1: What's the New York Post? Yeah, now we're talking about
Speaker 1: a real pote journalist. Uh, Larry, you didn't send in
Speaker 1: your bets this week?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I did.
Speaker 1: I don't have anything. I got nothing from you, Larry
Speaker 1: fucking carry your pigeon got lost again?
Speaker 5: Oh good, then I'm gonna keep my lines. That's perfect that's.
Speaker 4: Not how that works.
Speaker 1: I have the draft out there.
Speaker 5: I sent them in. I'll double to.
Speaker 3: Who to who to just okay, but I have Ray
Speaker 3: right next to me and he doesn't have let me.
Speaker 5: Let me just look and maybe I forgot to push.
Speaker 5: Then that happens every once in a while messages.
Speaker 1: I heard that every every week, everything every week. Real
Speaker 1: speaker wondering.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Ray Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Not his official name.
Speaker 5: Ray Damn Patrick. The picture was sitting on the phone.
Speaker 5: I never sent it, but I.
Speaker 1: Took a shocking discovery. Yeah, why don't you send him
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie. Larry started to convince me a
Speaker 4: little bit. He was very convincing there for like the
Speaker 4: two seconds I.
Speaker 5: Just sent them to you. I must have forgot the
Speaker 5: pus send this morning, but then.
Speaker 1: You didn't send them if you didn't hit.
Speaker 5: Send, correct, Ray, I apologize. There are my pics.
Speaker 3: Okay, thanks, all right, I'll go to Dylan for is
Speaker 3: that your like high school ring that you have around
Speaker 3: your neck?
Speaker 1: Oh it's my fucking wedding rag and my pinky ring.
Speaker 1: But your ring around your Shane? Yeah? How come well? God,
Speaker 1: you go to the titty bar.
Speaker 3: You want to tell them you got a future with them,
Speaker 3: you don't want to go short that that if they
Speaker 3: see it on your hand, you mean, yeah, then they
Speaker 3: think they can blackmail you. But if you're a single
Speaker 3: man at the titty.
Speaker 1: Bar, did you sign up for Ashley Madison?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: God, no, how stupid? Yea, I just wanted you your
Speaker 1: real email to.
Speaker 4: It's wild And that's the crazy thing is like fucking more.
Speaker 1: I watched the documentary. Yeah, it's nuts, shit show. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I remember that whole thing went down. I
Speaker 1: remember it was like all over the news and shit,
Speaker 1: it was everywhere.
Speaker 4: People and they're like names just started flying out, like
Speaker 4: congressmen and.
Speaker 1: Yeah Mormons, Mormons, Shane, Yeah right, never. First off, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't cheat on the roommate a B. I wouldn't use
Speaker 1: a fucking email address to a random company that then
Speaker 1: hooks me up with some random woman I could have
Speaker 1: met at the fucking ball anyway. It's stupid.
Speaker 4: It does seem like almost fifty million people were really
Speaker 4: dumb to that fact that, like, I don't know, no
Speaker 4: one's gonna find out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: The only thing that could happen is if we get
Speaker 3: hacked and then they got hacked idiots.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was funny too. They were like, we
Speaker 4: literally had zero security. It wasn't even like they were
Speaker 4: like some like like Advance, but they.
Speaker 3: Made up awards for security. So on their website it
Speaker 3: would say like best security and then they gave themself
Speaker 3: a truck.
Speaker 4: They photoshop met on it, right, it'd be like unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I Canadians, I think it was so. Yeah Toronto,
Speaker 1: you know, twenty thirty seven million, I think, yeah, I
Speaker 1: had how many users they had? Yeah, but they had
Speaker 1: around the world. Okay, so all these.
Speaker 3: Different foreign languages that you know they're talking about. Actually,
Speaker 3: mad As didn't even want money, did they.
Speaker 4: They want to around them.
Speaker 1: I wonder it was probably some jilted woman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they never I don't think they ever found out.
Speaker 3: But they they thought they found the guy, they offered
Speaker 3: him money, didn't want the money. He said, I'm not
Speaker 3: involved in this, and then they couldn't find anybody.
Speaker 1: Well, that guy's an idiot. It's okay, you got it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just give me the money.
Speaker 4: Wire me the mill. Knocking it all, not going to
Speaker 4: change anything. Yeah, I don't even know how.
Speaker 6: This hasn't been a good stretch for Canada. Jamal Murray
Speaker 6: Drake now Actuley Madison.
Speaker 3: Well, Acshley Madison was a while ago. That's been.
Speaker 4: For a long time.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is new. Yeah, terrible.
Speaker 3: Well, and they did have some guy who was really
Speaker 3: religious who's on the show. That guy's such a dweed,
Speaker 3: but they he and his wife were deeply religious, and
Speaker 3: they did some like lip syncing videos that went, you know,
Speaker 3: went viral, and then all of a sudden, uh, somebody
Speaker 3: realized that that's that guy and his name came out.
Speaker 3: Somebody you know, broke the story. Then he has to
Speaker 3: do a video with his wife saying, you know, like
Speaker 3: God has you know already, uh.
Speaker 1: Forgiven me? Yes, forgiven me? Like happened quick. Yeah, he said,
Speaker 1: God forgave me, my wife forgave me. Yeah, I wish
Speaker 1: I could. God can forgive you, but your wife that's
Speaker 1: a different story.
Speaker 6: Like it was public too, so it was crazy.
Speaker 1: He was like a TikTok dude or something like that. Before. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he did a video.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they sang along to Love is the Open Door
Speaker 6: from Frozen, And I was like, the irons.
Speaker 1: What you get from marrying a fucking loser?
Speaker 4: The irony too is it's like you know, that guy
Speaker 4: was sitting there, He's like, if I didn't sing that
Speaker 4: fucking friend.
Speaker 2: Song in.
Speaker 1: Somebody watched his video and was like, this marriage is
Speaker 1: fake as ship.
Speaker 4: Well, they got like they like blew up kind of
Speaker 4: in like the weird like that realm of YouTube. So
Speaker 4: like people were like recognized, like you know, like.
Speaker 3: They're looking at names, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: somebody goes, is this the same guy who did the video?
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, this guy's getting all
Speaker 3: kinds of text messages on his phone. Now he realizes
Speaker 3: he's in trouble. He has to tell his wife that
Speaker 3: he signed up but he didn't use it. He said
Speaker 3: he didn't use it, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, and
Speaker 3: then she bought it. She said, look, I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: the greatest wife and I'm gonna I'm not gonna ask
Speaker 3: any more questions. And then all of a sudden he
Speaker 3: has a breakdown where he has to tell her everything,
Speaker 3: and uh, that's when it got He.
Speaker 4: Was fucking pretty ugly.
Speaker 1: He was hit. Yeah yeah yeah, so how did he
Speaker 1: break Why did he break down? What happened?
Speaker 3: Because some people we're texting him saying, hey, you got
Speaker 3: to come clean on this.
Speaker 1: You got to. You gotta tell her you did more
Speaker 1: than just open up an account.
Speaker 3: And then apparently he had a whole lot more than
Speaker 3: Nashley Madison.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like making the rounds and every star.
Speaker 1: Clon you know, yeah, you probably know him.
Speaker 4: Probably.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, might have the same cop deal.
Speaker 1: He didn't say anything about drugs. Believe me, drugs were involved,
Speaker 1: and if they weren't, he should have said they were.
Speaker 1: That's what you do immediately. I have a drug problem.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to rehab.
Speaker 1: I go to a rehab. This is yeah. Uh did
Speaker 1: we get Larry's picks? Yeah? We didn't, all right, because Larry,
Speaker 1: do you want to tell us your picks?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I got him right here?
Speaker 1: Dan, Oh, now you got him? Okay, well I always have.
Speaker 5: I'm in my car, I'm on my way to you
Speaker 5: know where I'm you're going to. I'm on my way. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there's people waiting over there, so.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: One. I got a Well, first of all, let's go
Speaker 5: back to the eighteenth hole. When Lowery is going to
Speaker 5: shoot the sixty one. Why does he lay up there?
Speaker 5: I mean, there's no trouble. Hit fucking Wood out of there.
Speaker 5: He's getting the sand trapping chipping one. Pudford's a sixty one.
Speaker 1: I agree, balls Lair, I agree, Puss, you move, totally agree.
Speaker 5: I mean, you're going for You're not gonna blow up
Speaker 5: and get a triple bogie. The worst thing you're gonna
Speaker 5: do is bogie. Take a chance for immortality. That was punk.
Speaker 5: I thought he punked out.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you all rights.
Speaker 5: Pacers plus nine and a half tonight it's nine okay,
Speaker 5: pacers plus nine tonight? Over to twenty four? Yes, okay,
Speaker 5: over Al Horford's point total. I think it was nine
Speaker 5: or nine and.
Speaker 4: A half, nine and a half.
Speaker 5: Okay, over Drew Holidays points. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5: Thirteen and a half, I'm sorry, thirteen and a half yeah, yep, okay,
Speaker 5: that's fine. Over Sacum's rebounds them whatever.
Speaker 1: His name is, yeah, eight and a half.
Speaker 5: Perfect, perfect, he's be'st double digits, no question. I want
Speaker 5: the Yankees right now. I think it's a twelve thirty
Speaker 5: five start, okay, and I want the Rangers to MyD
Speaker 5: A lot of my Ranger fans are gonna be upset
Speaker 5: that I took the Rangers, because.
Speaker 1: How many Rangers fans, do you I.
Speaker 5: Took that mix game seven and A all think it
Speaker 5: is my fault they lost.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so that's.
Speaker 5: So they're all they're all one units, guys.
Speaker 4: Okay, Dylan, alrighty dan NHL got the Rangers to win
Speaker 4: the series against the Panthers. Plus two fifty got blanked
Speaker 4: last night, but at home, at home and stuff. But
Speaker 4: I think they I think they'll rally and I go
Speaker 4: own Stars minus one and Africans the Oilers plus one
Speaker 4: ninety five tonight.
Speaker 3: Okay, man, I am digging this this series because of
Speaker 3: the uniforms. The Oilers uniform is awesome. Yeah, and I
Speaker 3: love the stars. The green in the Stars uniforms awesome.
Speaker 4: They sucked for a while and then they kind of
Speaker 4: they reinvented them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it. You wait long enough, she gets
Speaker 1: cool again. Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 4: W n b A dan uh sparks money line against
Speaker 4: the Fever because the fever suck.
Speaker 1: You're owing for yep. Only if they wouldn't have drafted
Speaker 1: that white.
Speaker 4: Girl kind of a kind of a.
Speaker 3: Drafted Angel Rees anybody but her, then white people are
Speaker 3: the worst.
Speaker 1: No expectations.
Speaker 3: If you draft Angel Rees They're like, all right, we're losing,
Speaker 3: but you know we're gonna be good one day.
Speaker 1: Did you see the tickets for the fucking game of
Speaker 1: Mohegan or whatever, or the Fever game, it's like two
Speaker 1: hundred twenty bucks nosebleeds, Yeah, like they're on stuff.
Speaker 4: And then did you see what did you see what
Speaker 4: the Connecticut Sun next game tickets where.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like three bucks? Yeah yeah, she's fucking printing somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: What else do you so sparks money line against the Fever?
Speaker 1: Arry, if you have to go, you can go.
Speaker 5: No, No, I'm just I enjoyed listening to you guys.
Speaker 1: Babble damn Larry.
Speaker 4: This is an astute list of gambling information that I've comprised.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's babbling Wnba.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you know you're gonna have a podium, a
Speaker 5: podium finishing over the one racing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I enjoyed this, all right? What else you go?
Speaker 2: Nba?
Speaker 4: You know, Dan, I had a big week last week,
Speaker 4: so I'm gonna I'm gonna dance a little bit. I
Speaker 4: can take the Pacers to win the series against the
Speaker 4: Celtics plus seven to fifty, and I can actually see
Speaker 4: the Celtics blowing this somehow they should have lost the
Speaker 4: first game in ten. Harvard of the West just keeps
Speaker 4: on cruising. You're in the final four for lacrosse this
Speaker 4: week the Harvard of the West, so Denver to win
Speaker 4: the titles. Plus sixteen hundred to sprinkle on that and
Speaker 4: then f one. I'm taking a new strategy here, winner
Speaker 4: without Red Bull McLaren, Mercedes Ferrari or Aston Martin. Wow,
Speaker 4: Nico Holkenberg plus two to fifty's has super ru Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: a Honda Actually red Bulls red Bulls car is a
Speaker 4: Honda engine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, back to uh basics here,
Speaker 1: Danny America's pastime, the A's laying won twenty against the Rockies.
Speaker 1: How many players can you name on the Rockies? On
Speaker 1: the Rockies, that'll be tough the A's. I can name
Speaker 1: a few. Kyle Freeland, Shay Langeleers, McCann, the pitcher, Miller
Speaker 1: Miller or East pitcher, Adams the pitcher. Yeah, they're in
Speaker 1: the they're in the West. I watch a bunch of
Speaker 1: their games.
Speaker 3: One player had a major role in the World Series
Speaker 3: for the A's the Rockies. Oh, the other one has
Speaker 3: hit over two eighty nine consecutive seasons.
Speaker 1: Ship, who's that ray at what?
Speaker 4: At one point nine consecutive? Not nine now, but at
Speaker 4: one point he went nine.
Speaker 1: Years straight for the Rockies.
Speaker 3: If I say, you're gonna be like, yeah, You're like
Speaker 3: both of these you're gonna go oh say it?
Speaker 4: No, I guesses now Chris Bryant, Oh God, all right?
Speaker 4: And then Charlie Blackman.
Speaker 1: Black Men, Yeah he was was there talk about a
Speaker 1: fall from great Yeah? With the Giants Chris Bryant, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Cubs, Giants and then the Rother.
Speaker 1: Rockets, San fran now Colorado, all right, what else you
Speaker 1: gotta do? The Mariners plus one twenty two, Tigers minus
Speaker 1: one ten, then NBA. I'm now a fan by the
Speaker 1: way of NBA and NHL Hockey. I have to because
Speaker 1: of Dallas. Yeah, I have to. I gotta start learning
Speaker 1: the rules. More pressure on the Cowboys. I'm so sick
Speaker 1: of this ship.
Speaker 3: But this is I said this a couple of days ago.
Speaker 3: If Dallas advances, those two teams advance, then you're gonna
Speaker 3: have ESPN say, how do.
Speaker 1: We get the kill this? Oh? Then here they are.
Speaker 1: More pressure on the Cowboys.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: Dak Prescott was asked about it. He was like, I
Speaker 1: hope they win. More pressure on him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey, Dak, do you hear if the Dallas Stars
Speaker 4: win the Stanley Cup?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do? Oh no, uh Mavericks Celtics money line
Speaker 1: parlay plus two forty and then for golf. I'm back.
Speaker 1: Danny was so close. I'm back for more. Charles Schwab challenge.
Speaker 1: I have a parlay with my god Zirah and Dylan's Korean.
Speaker 4: Nope, not my career.
Speaker 1: See kimjm oh shit, Jesus Christ, you already made the bet.
Speaker 1: Damn it Sunday. It's it works all right, whatever he
Speaker 1: will Kim and Colin Mori kouma plus twenty or plus
Speaker 1: two fifteen top twenty parlay, Danny, that's it. Okay.
Speaker 3: There has been discussion at my house for me to
Speaker 3: go to your house on Wednesday this Wednesday for dinner.
Speaker 3: Well about this, but here's the problem. You got a
Speaker 3: tree down in your so it might not be safe
Speaker 3: for me to be able.
Speaker 1: Whatever excuse you gotta make up.
Speaker 4: Have you thought about neutral territory like a restaurant.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's white make dinner. I get to see
Speaker 3: the kids, roommates cooking.
Speaker 1: We get to go out back and fish for a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, I have a cigar.
Speaker 3: Cigar, that's it, because Shay doesn't. He doesn't do drinking
Speaker 3: or drugging.
Speaker 1: Nope, not me, Nope, listen fearfully tennis moms, Nope, fucking
Speaker 1: should LEI for me? Look at this? Yeah, this Wednesday?
Speaker 1: All right? Let me get a goddamn calendar out, Danny.
Speaker 3: All right, well, let me know because that that might
Speaker 3: be uh.
Speaker 1: On the horizon that I would do. What do you
Speaker 1: want her to cook? I want her to cook whatever
Speaker 1: is in her wheelhouse? Yeah? Whatever. She's good at good point.
Speaker 3: Because all of a sudden, if I'm saying pesto and
Speaker 3: then she doesn't know how to do?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Italy it's a Mexico of Europe.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, gross that Actually, that, weirdly is completely
Speaker 4: spot on true.
Speaker 1: Wow you to Italy dating? Yes, I just got back.
Speaker 1: Awful people. They are unbelievable people. Yeah, I guess if
Speaker 1: you're Italian, yeah, or you're married to an Italian even worse,
Speaker 1: that'll do it. That'll do an. Actually, I have one
Speaker 1: Shane Irving podcast wherever you get your par It was
Speaker 1: actually a cool story. Oh no, I had to kind
Speaker 1: of put a bowl one oh on him. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: because i'd be doing his podcast. Correct. Yeah, what is it, Dylan? Uh?
Speaker 4: My parents had the inspector come to their house, uh
Speaker 4: two days ago, and my mom was like, you'll never
Speaker 4: guess what you found in the attic, And I thought
Speaker 4: it's gonna be like a raccoons or like bats or something.
Speaker 4: And behind an old beam there was a World War
Speaker 4: One German luger like with in the holestir, with like
Speaker 4: magazines and stuff from like nineteen twelve. So I was like,
Speaker 4: at first, I was like, hopefully it's not from like
Speaker 4: nineteen thirty nine or something, but maybe shit, want to
Speaker 4: Shay's family members that shit.
Speaker 1: That's where I left it.
Speaker 4: But it's pretty wild. I was like, on the list
Speaker 4: of things you'd expected, those.
Speaker 3: Phone keys luger where years ago.
Speaker 4: Shit, I'm shocked you don't own one of those off
Speaker 4: with a little AH inscribed in the.
Speaker 1: What the fuck Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: He's not proud of I know, at least own it did.
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of my German heritage. My family left
Speaker 1: after the First World War thankfully, well most of them
Speaker 1: at least. It doesn't matter We're not going to talk
Speaker 1: about that to the kids. Earlier.
Speaker 4: You told me they left after the Second World War
Speaker 4: and landed in Argentina.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, well Brazil, but the boys of Brazil. Okay,
Speaker 3: pretty wild right, Yeah it is? Well, are you selling it?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm what are you to do with it?
Speaker 4: I think you get it and praised. I mean, those
Speaker 4: things you can sell for like a shipload of money.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta take it to a gunsman, make
Speaker 1: sure it works, you gotta do.
Speaker 4: It's in pretty like pristine shape, though I don't use.
Speaker 1: It to kill anybody, because that'll be really easy to trade. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Nine, And with that, we're going to close up shop
Speaker 3: here on Dan Patrick takes a gamble my thanks to
Speaker 3: Dylan the graphics guy, Shayan Irving Marvin. Yeah, good, bad Larry,
Speaker 3: bad Larry. You're still there, Okay, I'm here, Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: thank you, thank you, Larry.
Speaker 1: It's bad Larry and Ray the PA. That's it. That,
Speaker 1: that's all that we have that makes up this team.
Speaker 1: What day?
Speaker 3: Well magic all right for everybody in the room and
Speaker 3: the roommate who I might see, yeah later next week,
Speaker 3: see what she's.
Speaker 4: Cooking you guys got to do this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's gonna be fun. Should I wear cologne? No,
Speaker 1: she's not. It's weird. It's weird. If you wear cologne
Speaker 1: to my house, I will make fun of you. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I don't care. Okay, my kids will make fun of you. Okay,
Speaker 1: see what's that smell.
Speaker 3: But I'm going to make fun of your kids. That's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thing.
Speaker 1: I like to knock them over when they're careful. The
Speaker 1: youngest one's violent.
Speaker 3: Well, you told me that she's mean, but like you know,
Speaker 3: like a three year old where you just bump it, yeah,
Speaker 3: hit you back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but just you know, I saw it. She fell.
Speaker 4: I've been watching a lot of hockey hip check.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, thanks for joining us. Have a great gambling week,
Speaker 3: and we'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 1: M mhm