WEBVTT - Episode 118: Phone Keys Luger 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.320 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.320 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:27.120 bad Larry, Shyan Irving and Dylan the graphics got I 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:27.880 have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.240 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:33.280 So this tree fell on your garage. That's from the 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:35.919 fucking roommate. Yeah, I guess just now, just now, it's 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:38.519 just the fucking text me with nothing but bad news, 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:40.640 never like, hey, how's your god? Damn it? 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:44.279 Hey, Hey Lara, Hey Dan, how are you? Man? 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:45.120 Well, I'm good. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:46.440 Hard to hear about that. 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:51.120 Yeah, I didn't realize that there's uh down trees and 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.360 Shae has a tree on his garage. 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:56.280 Fucking Wood's a Connecticut man, son of a bitch. The 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:58.360 smoker's right there too. I swear to christ Off it 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:03.120 hit the trigger prior. I gotta ask her how's the trigger? Yeah, 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:06.000 go ahead, I don't want to text her. I'm turning 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:07.679 this shit on silent. Okay, I want to talk. 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:10.360 You can park your cars outside. You don't need the garage. 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:11.399 The smoker. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:12.720 Smoker is important. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:15.399 Yeah, but is this gonna help you take your mind 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:15.840 off of that? 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:18.920 Yeah? This will be a distraction, a welcome distraction. Okay, 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:19.640 all right, so bad. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:23.120 Larry joins us and there's Dylan the graphics gy Shyan 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:27.280 Irving Marvin is here. And you got Ray the intern 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:31.240 Picture Day Ray Squad or Pa Ray. I think you're 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:33.840 a PA. Now he's not an intern anymore. I think 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:36.800 you've gotten I think you've gotten elevated. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.840 Two and a half years moving up. Get an insurance 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:42.080 now or what I'm turning twenty six? 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:46.759 Who get those teeth? 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:50.920 Your parents? Yeah? By momy. 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:53.280 Rehabs on me. 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:58.280 Now let me recap here. Shay lost five and a 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:00.560 half units, so Sunday it must have been. 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:06.880 That was brutal. She had Bryce into Shambo at plus 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:10.560 four thousand Colin Moorekawa plus four thousand to win the 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:13.560 PGA Championship. My kids were just begging to watch Blue 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:15.639 all Sunday and I was like, no, God, damn it, no, 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:21.079 watch golf Blue. My head, eye my brains out. By 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:23.679 the way, Blue is a good show, great TV. Yeah. 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:24.280 I heard that. 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:25.919 They for a live. 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:28.800 The colors of the show are like meant so like 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:30.440 aunt dogs can watch it or something. 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:31.400 Yeah, my dog watches. 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.400 Yeah, but it's like the way the colors that they 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:36.240 use in the show are like specifically designed for dogs 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:37.720 to be able to like like receive. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:39.920 Of course, the Australian Government's spent like one hundred million 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:40.520 research and that. 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:41.600 Shit every dollar they had. 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:44.000 Sometimes when we leave the house and leave the dog, 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:46.040 we'll have the TV on for the. 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:49.280 Dog and they'll thrown blue and they'll just sit there and. 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:50.800 She just sits there and watches. Yeah. 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:54.800 Uh, Dylan won eight and a half units. Hell yeah, 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:58.560 all right, yeah back, yeah, the loser is back. You're 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:00.360 still minus fourteen and a half units. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:03.320 But I'm officially half a unit. Less bad. I was 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:05.000 gonna say ahead of Shay, I'll say less bad. 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:08.639 Ye. Larry won two and a half units, so Larry's 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:10.840 got plus ten units right now. 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:15.760 That's yeah, yeah, I understand guys. 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:19.280 Yeah, I'm not forgetting football soon. Yeah that's true. Yeah, 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:20.160 never forget Larry. 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.320 You can't take a victory lap, you know, in the 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:24.840 off season football what didn't go with. 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:28.000 And I know, okay, I'm just saying, right, all right. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:31.799 I'm just saying, let me see anything to recap here 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:34.800 bad Larry, Anything to recap. 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:37.600 Tiger not making a cut. He might never make another 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.280 cut at the Masters. 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.800 Yeah, he might not. You're right, let me see how 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:44.440 about you dil anything interesting? 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:47.280 Well, Dan, I finally picked the winner again. I think 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:50.600 the last time was justin Thomas two years ago. But 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:53.839 I got the x man and more cow at top ten. 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:57.880 Yeah he did well. Yeah, plus twelve hundred for Xander Schoffe. 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:00.360 Yeah. Why are to wire too? 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.000 Yeah? It doesn't happen often. 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.360 I did have to. I was. It's interesting because you 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:08.160 asked him about like, uh, the you know, like ease 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:10.440 of the course. I guess for this time because and 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:12.960 it was like I think it was like two hundred 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:16.800 strokes combined in the field, easier than any other major before. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:19.520 It was a little too easy. You still have to. 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:21.360 Beat You still have to beat all the other guys. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:24.440 You got to beat all them dudes. I know, Uh, 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:29.719 Shay Colley, that is fuck this. It could be worse. 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:36.520 Tree lose your smoke, could be Scottie Scheffler breaking the law. Yeah, 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:39.239 but what's gonna happen there? Nothing? But it was awesome, 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:41.240 and it's just the one time I fucking bet him 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:42.960 to win. By the way, the one time I met 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:45.120 him to win. I wake up and the motherfucker's in jail. 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:48.479 It's like this piece of ship, this piece. 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.920 Yeah. A week after I hopped on the Scottie bandwag 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:52.440 and finally like, all right, I'll do it. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:54.440 And then I was like, fine, I'll bet on him, 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.000 like Scotty's a fucking prison was like, what the fuck 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:58.360 for assaulting officer? 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:01.240 I think I put the over under its sixty eight 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.520 and a half When he got out of prison and 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:05.159 I took the under. 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:08.719 Yeah, he shues like five under that there, Yeah, and 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:10.120 you're over the next time. 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:12.040 Yeah. Then it caught up to him a little bit, right, 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:13.920 the drauma did. But at first it was like I'm 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:14.800 a free bird. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.640 Man, walked out film like a gangster. In the next time, 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:21.039 he's like, I'm gonna have to go back to fucking Louisville. 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:25.560 So looking at the totals here, I was wondering, do 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:28.880 we need to change the name of this podcast. I'm 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:30.960 just throwing it out there that maybe take your name 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:35.200 off of that. That did cross my mind. Dan Patrick 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:37.800 takes a gamble, but how about these are the worst 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:39.240 gamblers in the world. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.080 Wow, that's a bit rough. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:44.000 Okay, a little wordy, Okay, what what do you have? 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:47.720 Let's let's just say we were searching for another title 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:50.080 for this podcasts. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:54.120 From the Back and the Boys Rosie O'donnald from the Back, 0:05:54.200 --> 0:06:00.560 what do you mean? And and her Boys Chipmunks, Rosie 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:01.239 from the Back. 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:06.159 We we've thought of Dan doing lines from behind? 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:10.200 Have you people ever mistaken you for ros Dylan consistently 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.360 all the Rosie. 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:14.080 It's a compliment. Shay, you look very but. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:18.240 And you shaved your beard like ye. 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:21.480 Shave that beard right off? 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:24.359 Do you have any other suggestions here? 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:27.520 We thought of doing lines like get it Dan, it's 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:28.919 a little double time. 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:32.680 I got that thank you. 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:36.440 No refunds, which I think kind of nails it. Okay, 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.719 well we had some other ones, right what uh, rolling 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:45.080 the dice or rolling dice, Yeah, but that's not that's 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:50.599 not We have the losing ticket, losing tickets good? How 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:54.240 about we suck yeah or just don't listen. I do 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:56.880 have one here that just says bad decisions. 0:06:56.680 --> 0:07:01.760 Bad decisions, fade away. I also j r Us Dan. 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:03.159 I had a sort of a way to kind of 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:06.440 crowd source this and have fans either hit us up 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.040 on Instagram or Twitter. If someone comes up with a 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:11.320 good name that we select, we'll send them a real 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:12.400 lock of Shay's hair. 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:16.520 Gotta be Rosie from the back o Bad Larry. You 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.880 got any suggestions on a better name for this than 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:20.080 Dan Patrick Takes Again? 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:22.120 I will think about it over the weekend. Dan, I 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:24.040 don't have one off the top of my head, but 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:26.880 I will do a little thought about Bad. 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:36.520 Larry takes a ship, about threesomes in benzos, Okay, Larry, 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:39.600 I like them all. 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:43.640 Actually, I brought up the more Tim Brodor story today 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:47.520 on the show because Martem Rodor left his wife for 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:51.000 his wife's sister, and it made me think of Bad 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:55.640 Larry Jersey as well. Yeah, something in the water. 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:00.480 Imagine doing that, Like you. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:03.320 Walk into a room and your sisters, your wife's sisters 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.360 on that couch and she's over here, and you walk 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:07.520 in and you sit on the couch where your wife's 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:08.040 sister is. 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:10.760 It says, we got something to tell you hunt. 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:13.040 Oh yeah, that's uh. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.560 I mean, welcome to the wonderful world of alcoholism. Could 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.640 that wife no more? Family line in vodka. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:22.000 After that, the wife sister is that white? There's always 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:23.760 a coup chair in every hotel room. 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.360 Wow, it's for having those tough conversations. 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:30.000 Cup chair in the Bible and a Book of Mormon. Usually, no, 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:32.400 not usually the hell are you talking about? 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.960 No, I don't know, no King James version. Yeah, the 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:37.680 Bible and a book of More. I've seen a book 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:38.839 of More. 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:42.760 Maybe the Great West where that cult revitalize itself, But no, 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:46.079 are in the Northeast and other place. And name the hotel. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:50.720 The Radison Ray says here, the Marriott Hotel has included 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:52.880 the Book of Mormon in the room since nineteen fifty. 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:54.600 Bullshit, I swear to god. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.720 I've seen it a bunch of times from Washington Posts. 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.280 It does seem a little Washington Post. 0:08:58.320 --> 0:08:59.800 Okay, we're gonna start quoting that rag. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:02.760 Actually I take everything back. 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.679 What's the New York Post? Yeah, now we're talking about 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:09.560 a real pote journalist. Uh, Larry, you didn't send in 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:10.520 your bets this week? 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:12.319 Yeah? I did. 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:15.640 I don't have anything. I got nothing from you, Larry 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:17.960 fucking carry your pigeon got lost again? 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:22.400 Oh good, then I'm gonna keep my lines. That's perfect that's. 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:23.000 Not how that works. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.120 I have the draft out there. 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:30.160 I sent them in. I'll double to. 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:34.400 Who to who to just okay, but I have Ray 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:36.600 right next to me and he doesn't have let me. 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.240 Let me just look and maybe I forgot to push. 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:42.120 Then that happens every once in a while messages. 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:48.960 I heard that every every week, everything every week. Real 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:50.800 speaker wondering. 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:53.680 Yeah, Ray Dan Patrick. 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:56.840 Not his official name. 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:04.080 Ray Damn Patrick. The picture was sitting on the phone. 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:05.240 I never sent it, but I. 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.120 Took a shocking discovery. Yeah, why don't you send him 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:08.720 right now? 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.880 I'm not gonna lie. Larry started to convince me a 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.160 little bit. He was very convincing there for like the 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:16.240 two seconds I. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:17.880 Just sent them to you. I must have forgot the 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:19.720 pus send this morning, but then. 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:21.840 You didn't send them if you didn't hit. 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:26.040 Send, correct, Ray, I apologize. There are my pics. 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:29.520 Okay, thanks, all right, I'll go to Dylan for is 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:32.640 that your like high school ring that you have around 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:33.040 your neck? 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.640 Oh it's my fucking wedding rag and my pinky ring. 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:41.560 But your ring around your Shane? Yeah? How come well? God, 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:42.400 you go to the titty bar. 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:45.440 You want to tell them you got a future with them, 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.960 you don't want to go short that that if they 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:49.840 see it on your hand, you mean, yeah, then they 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:51.800 think they can blackmail you. But if you're a single 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:52.760 man at the titty. 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:55.040 Bar, did you sign up for Ashley Madison? 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:55.240 No? 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.880 God, no, how stupid? Yea, I just wanted you your 0:10:58.920 --> 0:10:59.880 real email to. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:03.360 It's wild And that's the crazy thing is like fucking more. 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:06.720 I watched the documentary. Yeah, it's nuts, shit show. Oh 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:08.880 my god, I remember that whole thing went down. I 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:10.840 remember it was like all over the news and shit, 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:12.120 it was everywhere. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.920 People and they're like names just started flying out, like 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:16.640 congressmen and. 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:22.880 Yeah Mormons, Mormons, Shane, Yeah right, never. First off, I 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:26.240 wouldn't cheat on the roommate a B. I wouldn't use 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.640 a fucking email address to a random company that then 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.600 hooks me up with some random woman I could have 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:34.080 met at the fucking ball anyway. It's stupid. 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:38.280 It does seem like almost fifty million people were really 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:41.800 dumb to that fact that, like, I don't know, no 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:42.760 one's gonna find out. 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:44.160 Yeah, yeah. 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.440 The only thing that could happen is if we get 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:49.719 hacked and then they got hacked idiots. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:52.400 Yeah, and it was funny too. They were like, we 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:55.880 literally had zero security. It wasn't even like they were 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:58.080 like some like like Advance, but they. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:02.480 Made up awards for security. So on their website it 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:06.640 would say like best security and then they gave themself 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:07.320 a truck. 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:10.400 They photoshop met on it, right, it'd be like unbelievable. 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:14.720 Yeah, yeah, I Canadians, I think it was so. Yeah Toronto, 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:18.439 you know, twenty thirty seven million, I think, yeah, I 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:20.880 had how many users they had? Yeah, but they had 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:23.600 around the world. Okay, so all these. 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:26.240 Different foreign languages that you know they're talking about. Actually, 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.080 mad As didn't even want money, did they. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:30.400 They want to around them. 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:32.320 I wonder it was probably some jilted woman. 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:35.000 Yeah, they never I don't think they ever found out. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:38.000 But they they thought they found the guy, they offered 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.400 him money, didn't want the money. He said, I'm not 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:42.800 involved in this, and then they couldn't find anybody. 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:45.400 Well, that guy's an idiot. It's okay, you got it. Yeah, 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:46.559 just give me the money. 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:50.079 Wire me the mill. Knocking it all, not going to 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:52.119 change anything. Yeah, I don't even know how. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:55.120 This hasn't been a good stretch for Canada. Jamal Murray 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:56.680 Drake now Actuley Madison. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:00.080 Well, Acshley Madison was a while ago. That's been. 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:03.439 For a long time. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:05.680 Okay, this is new. Yeah, terrible. 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.280 Well, and they did have some guy who was really 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:11.520 religious who's on the show. That guy's such a dweed, 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:16.240 but they he and his wife were deeply religious, and 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:20.760 they did some like lip syncing videos that went, you know, 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:24.960 went viral, and then all of a sudden, uh, somebody 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:28.200 realized that that's that guy and his name came out. 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:32.000 Somebody you know, broke the story. Then he has to 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:34.320 do a video with his wife saying, you know, like 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.400 God has you know already, uh. 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:40.520 Forgiven me? Yes, forgiven me? Like happened quick. Yeah, he said, 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:43.320 God forgave me, my wife forgave me. Yeah, I wish 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:46.160 I could. God can forgive you, but your wife that's 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:46.959 a different story. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:49.120 Like it was public too, so it was crazy. 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:53.720 He was like a TikTok dude or something like that. Before. Yeah, yeah, 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:54.360 he did a video. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.720 Yeah, they sang along to Love is the Open Door 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:59.480 from Frozen, And I was like, the irons. 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:03.360 What you get from marrying a fucking loser? 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.640 The irony too is it's like you know, that guy 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:07.480 was sitting there, He's like, if I didn't sing that 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:08.760 fucking friend. 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:09.000 Song in. 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:12.439 Somebody watched his video and was like, this marriage is 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:13.000 fake as ship. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.240 Well, they got like they like blew up kind of 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:18.200 in like the weird like that realm of YouTube. So 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:20.520 like people were like recognized, like you know, like. 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.400 They're looking at names, and then all of a sudden, 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:25.240 somebody goes, is this the same guy who did the video? 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.840 And then all of a sudden, this guy's getting all 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:31.200 kinds of text messages on his phone. Now he realizes 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:34.360 he's in trouble. He has to tell his wife that 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:36.360 he signed up but he didn't use it. He said 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:38.480 he didn't use it, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, and 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:41.040 then she bought it. She said, look, I'm gonna be 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.760 the greatest wife and I'm gonna I'm not gonna ask 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:47.560 any more questions. And then all of a sudden he 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:49.800 has a breakdown where he has to tell her everything, 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:53.600 and uh, that's when it got He. 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:54.600 Was fucking pretty ugly. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:57.360 He was hit. Yeah yeah yeah, so how did he 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:59.080 break Why did he break down? What happened? 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:01.840 Because some people we're texting him saying, hey, you got 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:02.720 to come clean on this. 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:04.320 You got to. You gotta tell her you did more 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:05.520 than just open up an account. 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:08.000 And then apparently he had a whole lot more than 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:08.880 Nashley Madison. 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:12.680 Yeah, he was like making the rounds and every star. 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:16.000 Clon you know, yeah, you probably know him. 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:16.360 Probably. 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.160 I was going to say, might have the same cop deal. 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:22.320 He didn't say anything about drugs. Believe me, drugs were involved, 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:24.040 and if they weren't, he should have said they were. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:26.080 That's what you do immediately. I have a drug problem. 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:27.120 Yeah, I'm going to rehab. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:30.000 I go to a rehab. This is yeah. Uh did 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:33.640 we get Larry's picks? Yeah? We didn't, all right, because Larry, 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:35.200 do you want to tell us your picks? 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:36.560 Yeah? I got him right here? 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:40.640 Dan, Oh, now you got him? Okay, well I always have. 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:43.560 I'm in my car, I'm on my way to you 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:46.240 know where I'm you're going to. I'm on my way. Yeah, 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:47.600 there's people waiting over there, so. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:48.520 Okay, here we go. 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:52.680 One. I got a Well, first of all, let's go 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:55.320 back to the eighteenth hole. When Lowery is going to 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:58.240 shoot the sixty one. Why does he lay up there? 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.720 I mean, there's no trouble. Hit fucking Wood out of there. 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.840 He's getting the sand trapping chipping one. Pudford's a sixty one. 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:09.320 I agree, balls Lair, I agree, Puss, you move, totally agree. 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.800 I mean, you're going for You're not gonna blow up 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:14.040 and get a triple bogie. The worst thing you're gonna 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:18.520 do is bogie. Take a chance for immortality. That was punk. 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:19.440 I thought he punked out. 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:22.280 All right, Well, thank you all rights. 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:27.200 Pacers plus nine and a half tonight it's nine okay, 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:33.400 pacers plus nine tonight? Over to twenty four? Yes, okay, 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:37.480 over Al Horford's point total. I think it was nine 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:37.920 or nine and. 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.680 A half, nine and a half. 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:43.800 Okay, over Drew Holidays points. I don't know what it was. 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:49.560 Thirteen and a half, I'm sorry, thirteen and a half yeah, yep, okay, 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:55.720 that's fine. Over Sacum's rebounds them whatever. 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:57.359 His name is, yeah, eight and a half. 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:01.320 Perfect, perfect, he's be'st double digits, no question. I want 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:03.920 the Yankees right now. I think it's a twelve thirty 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:07.840 five start, okay, and I want the Rangers to MyD 0:17:07.840 --> 0:17:09.399 A lot of my Ranger fans are gonna be upset 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:11.399 that I took the Rangers, because. 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:13.600 How many Rangers fans, do you I. 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:16.159 Took that mix game seven and A all think it 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:17.200 is my fault they lost. 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:20.280 Okay, all right, so that's. 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:22.520 So they're all they're all one units, guys. 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:29.280 Okay, Dylan, alrighty dan NHL got the Rangers to win 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:32.280 the series against the Panthers. Plus two fifty got blanked 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:37.080 last night, but at home, at home and stuff. But 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:40.280 I think they I think they'll rally and I go 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:43.720 own Stars minus one and Africans the Oilers plus one 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:44.880 ninety five tonight. 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:49.119 Okay, man, I am digging this this series because of 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:53.440 the uniforms. The Oilers uniform is awesome. Yeah, and I 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:57.480 love the stars. The green in the Stars uniforms awesome. 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:00.399 They sucked for a while and then they kind of 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:01.800 they reinvented them. 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:04.080 Yeah, I like it. You wait long enough, she gets 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:05.280 cool again. Thank you. Yeah. 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:12.879 W n b A dan uh sparks money line against 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:14.760 the Fever because the fever suck. 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:18.080 You're owing for yep. Only if they wouldn't have drafted 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:18.680 that white. 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:20.600 Girl kind of a kind of a. 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:26.120 Drafted Angel Rees anybody but her, then white people are 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:26.679 the worst. 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:28.119 No expectations. 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:31.320