WEBVTT - Rush Limbaugh August 27th 2018

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<v Speaker 1>used to be. With all the crime, homelessness, drug abuse,

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<v Speaker 1>and mountains of human feces, the tourism industry is going

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<v Speaker 1>down the crapper In just one week in July, there

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<v Speaker 1>were over sixteen thousand complaints of human poop on the

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<v Speaker 1>streets folks. So the city fathers, the city mothers, and

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<v Speaker 1>the city trans others got in gear. San Francisco has

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<v Speaker 1>now instituted its very own human poop patrol jobs. Not

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<v Speaker 1>hard to clean the poop you disinfect the area. There's

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<v Speaker 1>money to be made here. The average San Francisco human

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<v Speaker 1>poop patroller will earn a hundred eighty five thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>a year, seventy one thousand dollars in salary, the rest

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<v Speaker 1>and benefits. Now, in most of the country, a hundred

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<v Speaker 1>eighty five thousand dollars is a pretty healthy amount of money.

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<v Speaker 1>People would put up with a lot of poop for

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<v Speaker 1>a paycheck like that. But before you put in your

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<v Speaker 1>poop patrol application, I have a warning. In San Francisco,

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<v Speaker 1>you won't be able to afford housing if you're only

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<v Speaker 1>making a hundred and eighty five tho dollars a year.

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<v Speaker 1>So you'll be living well, if not on the streets

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<v Speaker 1>very near them, patrolling and cleaning up poop that you

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<v Speaker 1>may not be able to get away from. You might

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<v Speaker 1>end up being that close to it. So stop and

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<v Speaker 1>think about this before you join the Poop Patrol h