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Speaker 1: need ten percent off. San Francisco sadly isn't what it

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Speaker 1: used to be. With all the crime, homelessness, drug abuse,

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Speaker 1: and mountains of human feces, the tourism industry is going

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Speaker 1: down the crapper In just one week in July, there

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Speaker 1: were over sixteen thousand complaints of human poop on the

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Speaker 1: streets folks. So the city fathers, the city mothers, and

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Speaker 1: the city trans others got in gear. San Francisco has

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Speaker 1: now instituted its very own human poop patrol jobs. Not

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Speaker 1: hard to clean the poop you disinfect the area. There's

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Speaker 1: money to be made here. The average San Francisco human

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Speaker 1: poop patroller will earn a hundred eighty five thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: a year, seventy one thousand dollars in salary, the rest

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Speaker 1: and benefits. Now, in most of the country, a hundred

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Speaker 1: eighty five thousand dollars is a pretty healthy amount of money.

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Speaker 1: People would put up with a lot of poop for

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Speaker 1: a paycheck like that. But before you put in your

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Speaker 1: poop patrol application, I have a warning. In San Francisco,

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Speaker 1: you won't be able to afford housing if you're only

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Speaker 1: making a hundred and eighty five tho dollars a year.

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Speaker 1: So you'll be living well, if not on the streets

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Speaker 1: very near them, patrolling and cleaning up poop that you

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Speaker 1: may not be able to get away from. You might

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Speaker 1: end up being that close to it. So stop and

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Speaker 1: think about this before you join the Poop Patrol h