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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody at Steve Bozell over here at the c

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Speaker 1: K Corona Middle School Parent Teacher Meet and greet and

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Speaker 1: in the summer barbecue, and I want you to take

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Speaker 1: a few moments to consider getting a backstage pass to

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Speaker 1: the world Famous Phil Henry Show. I've been very fortunate

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Speaker 1: to know mister Henry. He's had me on his show

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Speaker 1: a number of times, and he's made a good faith

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Speaker 1: effort in helping me get my message out, which is

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Speaker 1: that I have personally had I don't know how you

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Speaker 1: say it, I've personally had my life messed with and

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Speaker 1: he's been there for me. And tonight I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be on his program to talk to him about maybe

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Speaker 1: just maybe possibly being on his one man or not

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Speaker 1: one man on the play that he wants to hear.

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Speaker 1: He's going to be in a New York City. So

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Speaker 1: in order for me to be worthy of that, I

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Speaker 1: want to tell you to get a backstage pass to

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Speaker 1: the world Famous Phil Henry Show. Website at Phil Henryshow

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Speaker 1: dot com the greatest value online of porn. Hey, welcome

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Speaker 1: world Famous Phil Henry Show from the Space.

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Speaker 2: Coast all around.

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Speaker 1: That city can sing it. Here's the world Famous Phil

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Speaker 1: Henry show. I don't know where to go to stop that?

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Speaker 1: All right, Bud, we get it already said I could

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Speaker 1: sing it and say sing it to the to the

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Speaker 1: exception of everything else.

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Speaker 2: That's fine.

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Speaker 1: We wait right here where to go? And yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: but we do have with us tonight Stephen Bozell, who'll

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Speaker 1: be talking about. Steve's got an idea, right, Steve Bozell

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Speaker 1: has the idea that he wants to come on on

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Speaker 1: the pitch, and we understand it's a play, a great

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Speaker 1: play by Tom Alpert. Phil Henry will be in it.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, folks, if you want to get tickets,

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Speaker 1: you go to the pitch off Broadway dot com and Phil,

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Speaker 1: you have it there on the video screen. Right, we

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Speaker 1: can put it up for you guys. Again, we have

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Speaker 1: right over the come on You're Burning Daylight? Okay, general,

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Speaker 1: goddamn there it is right there. Ah, Yes, the pitch

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Speaker 1: can you sell it? Written by Tom Albert, directed by

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Speaker 1: Mike Keller And what is the website there? But could

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Speaker 1: you see that? Yes, it is.

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Speaker 2: The pitch off Broadway dot Com.

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Speaker 1: Right there, and you can get tickets for that. So

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Speaker 1: so and to that end, Steve Bozell is wanting to

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Speaker 1: do something in the player. No. I think what he

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Speaker 1: wants to do is warm the crowd up. Get him

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Speaker 1: on the line with you, mister Henry's well, I know,

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Speaker 1: but I want to get him ready.

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Speaker 2: Get him ready, give it?

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Speaker 1: Oh, Margaret, what are you doing to him? I don't

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Speaker 1: like his smart mouth. When he said get him ready,

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Speaker 1: he made the jerk offf.

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Speaker 2: Oh I did not slightly?

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Speaker 1: Yes you did, Bud. But what's wrong with you? Man?

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Speaker 1: You're talking? This is a world of civilized people. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It just seemed like it was funny.

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Speaker 1: What was funny of that? I really want to know.

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Speaker 1: Don't ask him that, Phil, He's gonna he'll get into

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Speaker 2: She said, get him ready. Oh you are a sick animal.

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Speaker 1: All right. Stephen Bozell is going to join us in

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Speaker 1: the world famous Phil Henry Show. He is at c K.

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Speaker 1: Corona Middle School this evening for a parent teacher. What

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Speaker 1: is the Steve, It's a parent teacher barbecue. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is a parent teacher annual parent teacher meet and great

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Speaker 1: and barbecue where the teachers and parents get together and

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Speaker 1: we let our hair down. We have maybe you know,

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Speaker 1: this is to what end? I'm curious what to what

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Speaker 1: end is? To get to know each other? My god,

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Speaker 1: What's up? Oh? My god? I think I understand him, Steve.

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Speaker 1: What you're basically saying is it's a meet and greet

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Speaker 1: But also, I guess you know, you want to see

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Speaker 1: just built up this street. I'm awfully sorry. That was

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Speaker 1: very rude to me, Steve. I'm just asking you please communicate,

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Speaker 1: so it's it's clear, all right, that's fine, But don't

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Speaker 1: So essentially that's that's kind of what we're doing here tonight.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna sit down. I'm gonna sit down and pull

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Speaker 1: a cold pull pull.

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Speaker 2: Did you get a pull?

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Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying, mister Henry. But get out

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Speaker 1: But everything is pull it and I understand. All right.

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Speaker 1: So well that sounds like an interesting evening, Steve. I

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Speaker 1: the pitch, mister Henry. And the pitch is that I

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Speaker 1: In fact, I've worked out a song that is based

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Speaker 1: upon It's a song that many of you on the

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Speaker 1: close that door off. Uh, and go ahead, General, I

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Speaker 1: know that button's not there. Sorry, General, you're you're elected,

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Speaker 1: let people know what's going down, what's going on? You know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not this Steve. We've Steve. We've heard the song

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Speaker 1: The pitch. So I'm on stage and I'm warming up

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Speaker 1: a general police for a moment please? Just is there

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Speaker 1: a problem, mister entry, Steve, I did agree to have

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Speaker 1: have anything to do with this, uh return of the Mac.

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Speaker 1: Well it does. Episode of two, it's Return of the

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Speaker 1: Mac because like a lot of men, I'm personally hold

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Speaker 1: Haven't let it doing me because before I met April,

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Speaker 1: I got involved with the woman's what happened to your voice? Man?

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Speaker 1: Are you all right? I'm fine, just of thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: All right, So you want to sing the Return of

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Speaker 1: the Mac? Yes, I do. Ah, right, Steve, can you

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Speaker 1: talk normally? Please? All right? Hold on, it's a very

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Speaker 1: emotional song, mister Andrey, go ahead, general, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: and all right, so you're gonna sing this song? And

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Speaker 1: I don't mean anything by this cat, you general. I'm

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Speaker 1: actually have my hands down around my you know what,

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Speaker 1: because in many ways, you know, a woman robs your masculinity.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, what's the problem, mister Henry? Go ahead, man,

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Speaker 1: all right? And baby, it broke my heart. I'm Steve Bozel, folks,

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Speaker 1: and this is the story of my life before I

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Speaker 1: met my wife are April. I met a girl. She

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Speaker 1: did this to me. She lied to me. Yes she did, Yes,

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Speaker 1: she did, she did. She lied to me. Said that

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Speaker 1: told me that I had physical attributes. She lied to me.

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Speaker 1: Only just say to her friends. I was the size

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Speaker 1: of the cocktail. Wiener, Are you kidding or something? Turn

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Speaker 1: it off? He's Steve, turn it off. Fuck it. I

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Speaker 1: What was the song supposed to be? It was going

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Speaker 1: to be at the behest of my therapist day, come

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Speaker 1: and clean of all of my fears, all my paranoise,

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Speaker 1: want to hang up so bad. You can't hang up, Steve.

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Speaker 1: And now I understand why, because when you come on

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Speaker 1: do that? Because I had the attributes of a cocktail, weenie.

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Speaker 1: fell head over heels in love with, phil mister Henry,

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Speaker 1: It's it seemed like it was plausible. Yeah, did she

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Speaker 1: Broadway talk on its feet. That's me. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm doing. Did you really think that Tom or the director,

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Speaker 1: just said, Ef, what's wrong? Hill? It's a stupid song man,

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Speaker 1: all right, Phil, It's just Steve Bozell. You know him.

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Speaker 1: He's an idiot. Oh thanks a lot for nothing. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, oh man, for you to come on here

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Speaker 1: and sing about you having a cocktail sized dick, cocktail

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Speaker 2: You said F this? And yes you did, Yes you did? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What do you not? What don't you get about that?

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Speaker 1: I can't believe he did that? He did it? All right?

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