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<v Speaker 1>He's a sexy, sexy wan, sexy sexy fan because he

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<v Speaker 1>ain't no stuck up looking so flight. You could try

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<v Speaker 1>like a truck clean, like a plant. You can solid

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<v Speaker 1>yunger fool wheel dry, so we never get stuck up

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<v Speaker 1>brain so far to get up a lot of bandwids.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's a guy. He ain't no standing. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have J's on at nighttime stand, which because everybody knows

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<v Speaker 1>he's the FERGETSI bandon Ron Burgundy podcast. Oh my baba,

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<v Speaker 1>good to see you at all. Hello everyone, wonderful, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for coming out. Oh my god, why a night

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<v Speaker 1>at night? They showed up again. I know I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think you would. Yeah, oh, thank you for coming out

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<v Speaker 1>on a Wednesday night. Your your masked and vexed. We

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<v Speaker 1>really appreciate it. Uh, Wednesday hump day, I don't want.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want hump day. That's what hump days four? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I think they mean like it's in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the week. We got to get over that because then

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<v Speaker 1>there's only two days. Oh my god, how often do

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<v Speaker 1>you think you've made that reference? I've made that reference

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<v Speaker 1>no less than a thousand times. Well, thank you guys

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<v Speaker 1>so much for coming out. The ticket sales actually go

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<v Speaker 1>to charity. They benefit World Central Kitchen, which it's an

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<v Speaker 1>amazing charity. Yeah, and there's so many people here tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>We I mean, you know, I know that everyone's wearing

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<v Speaker 1>their masks, but I can still see all the celebrities

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<v Speaker 1>out there. I already heard Will and Jada Pinkett Smith

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<v Speaker 1>are here, and I think I see Eric Dickerson out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, Corbyn Parson from l A Law and Connie

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<v Speaker 1>Selca Connie, Hi, Connie, Oh my god. Please don't block

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<v Speaker 1>at them. Don't look at them. They want for privacy.

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<v Speaker 1>They really want their privacy. They're just like us. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>which is from US Weekly. I love that publication. You

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<v Speaker 1>said you had a special way to begin tonight's Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>I do, I do, um I have. Uh. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought that it's excited, you know, I'm excited

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<v Speaker 1>for all of us to be together. And uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought if you'd all join me in the Pledge

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<v Speaker 1>of Allegiance, uh, which I wrote down from memory before

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<v Speaker 1>I came out here. So I'd like to lead us

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<v Speaker 1>all in the Pledge of Allegiance. You can join in

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<v Speaker 1>if you'd like, Okay, I I fledge allegiance, Allegiance to

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<v Speaker 1>the flag, to the flag of the United States, of

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<v Speaker 1>the United States, for which it states it stands. Please

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<v Speaker 1>don't laugh. Majestic, glorious, glorious, gallantly flapping in the wind,

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<v Speaker 1>gallantly flapping in the wind, red, red, white, and blue

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<v Speaker 1>and blue rockets, red glare rockets, red glare bombs, bursting

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<v Speaker 1>in air, bursting in air. Where the buffalo room, where

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<v Speaker 1>the buffalo rome, and the people are free, and the

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<v Speaker 1>people are free. Thank you. That was That was patriotic,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think it. Uh, it's a unifying experience to say,

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<v Speaker 1>the pledge of allegiance. Okay, so what have you been

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<v Speaker 1>listening to? What have you been watching? Let's see lately

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<v Speaker 1>I've been listening. I've been listening a lot to the Doors.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big doors guy. In fact, there's a great,

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<v Speaker 1>great cover band that I've seen here many a time

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<v Speaker 1>called the Doors spelled with a Z. And I remember

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<v Speaker 1>when I first sat on the marquet as I go,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, all right, all right, I've been listening a

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<v Speaker 1>lot to The Only thing is who's the who's the keyboardist?

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<v Speaker 1>Raymond's Eric? I believe? Is that? Is that correct? Raymond's

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<v Speaker 1>Eric Riders on the Storm, Riders of the Storm, Riders

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<v Speaker 1>on the Storm. Yes, that little organ solo though it

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<v Speaker 1>goes on way too long. What does it sound like?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's a little rambly. I think he loses the thread.

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<v Speaker 1>It's something like that, and uh, it just drifts and

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<v Speaker 1>it drifts, and I'm just surprised the guys didn't go,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just cut it down. But you know, they were all,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, let's give him a shot taking blueberries and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, little little black beauties and ludes, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of ludes, and they probably like, we're good. Keep the

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<v Speaker 1>thing though, that I'm really been spending a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>time watching is Temptation Island. Is that like Love Island?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, well it wait, what is Love Island? I

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<v Speaker 1>described Temptation first. Temptation Island are a bunch of couples

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<v Speaker 1>who go on a beautiful island and they see if

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<v Speaker 1>it's a test for their relationship. And it's hosted by

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Wahlberg. And I remember watching it, and I know

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<v Speaker 1>someone very closely who's done a number of movies with

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Mark Walburg. It's not the same Mark Wahlberg. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just a guy named Mark. It's a guy named Mark Wallberg,

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<v Speaker 1>a nondescript guy with dyed hair and no muscles named

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Walburg, and he hosts Temptation Island and the couples

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<v Speaker 1>come on and they, you know, they say, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait to go on this journey. Let's see if

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<v Speaker 1>our love last. And then another element comes in, either

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<v Speaker 1>a hot guy or girl, and some of them break up,

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<v Speaker 1>some of them don't. Uh. I know that, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's the base a game plan. I know that if

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<v Speaker 1>I was on Temptation and and be like, look, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be honest, I'm leaving you in a second. You

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<v Speaker 1>like temptation, Temptation, it's over, It's there's been no tempting.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they'll be there will be no wait. So

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<v Speaker 1>much temptation, so much temptation that you're a goner. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but love, I believe. I believe Love Island. Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>an American version and a British version. Love Island is

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<v Speaker 1>very similar to Believe, right. Yeah, the people go on

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<v Speaker 1>an islands, more people come in, and you just stay

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<v Speaker 1>coupled up to stay on shore. The big difference though,

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<v Speaker 1>is it's British and they talk like this they do.

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<v Speaker 1>They talk like, you know. The key to a British

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<v Speaker 1>excit's just to keep your mount out, take the mountain out,

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<v Speaker 1>and don't don't a nuncy. Okay that I know the

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<v Speaker 1>pig gay blind does. Yes, Yes, that was kind of good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really good. Yes, let's sear it you Carolina, though

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<v Speaker 1>you're very good at accents. I'm yeah, I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>have the acting bug. Do you do you have a

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<v Speaker 1>New York accent? Um? Yeah, I mean I studied a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, so I guess New York has talked like this. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I feel like I'm on the six, four,

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<v Speaker 1>five or six train four six. Are you guys familiar

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<v Speaker 1>with the four or five or six? It's on the

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<v Speaker 1>east side this side. Okay, that's that's really authentic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I should go into act whatever voice acting? Okay, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>why did you change it to voice acting? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>said acting, I changed it to voice act ding and

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't think this. Well, this isn't the time

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<v Speaker 1>or places to why to explain to you as to

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<v Speaker 1>why I changed it the voice acting. It's for your benefit.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a perfectly fine looking person. It's worse it's making

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<v Speaker 1>it worse. Look, if I was sitting next to you

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<v Speaker 1>on the four or five or six train, would I

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<v Speaker 1>turn my head? Possibly not, you said, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know if I notice you, if you spoke with a

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<v Speaker 1>British accent um? Are your apples? Well? Hello? Nice to Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you apple? Guess I can put a spell on

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<v Speaker 1>men like my pench for what apple? My mother gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take your father? I want apple? I want me apple. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta get on this down. Someone writing this down. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what's great. Uh. We've been doing these podcasts live

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<v Speaker 1>and and it's recorded and will be put out in

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<v Speaker 1>I still don't understand the process. Apparently they mail cassette

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<v Speaker 1>tapes to everyone. I don't know, but everyone here tonight

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<v Speaker 1>six months to four months from now, is this again?

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<v Speaker 1>And say I was there when they said that, And

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<v Speaker 1>they'll be like, I recognize that voice. That's the famous

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<v Speaker 1>voice actor Carolina. But these things are a treasure show

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<v Speaker 1>because we'll listen. We'll listen to them again down the

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<v Speaker 1>road and be like, oh my god, that's a sitcom. Idea,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a feature league movie. Maybe that's a short film. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that's a limited series. I love talking about the biziness.

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<v Speaker 1>You love the business? Well, this is your favorite time

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<v Speaker 1>of year. It is awards season, starts celebrating July. Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to watch the Critics Choice Awards by any chance

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<v Speaker 1>that blue? No. Yes, it looked like some cheap hotail

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<v Speaker 1>down and van eyes and with some bad, stinky hummus

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<v Speaker 1>on every table. People just eating them with their fingers

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<v Speaker 1>because they're starving. They just get you give them a

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<v Speaker 1>little bowl full of us. It wasn't like a big

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<v Speaker 1>salad bowlful of It was a nut bowl full of humus.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a couple of rats run on stage. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you serious? They're still getting their act together. We are

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<v Speaker 1>working on a phrase of the day, so we've actually

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<v Speaker 1>spent hours over this one. And if you don't like it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. It's our phrase for this show. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was hoping if you know, I don't mind indulging whenever

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<v Speaker 1>I hold this up, if you don't mind saying fun

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe like a little bit like, um, you know

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<v Speaker 1>your friend just got a new haircut, fun um or

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<v Speaker 1>someone invited you to do something and you're like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna skip work. Fun Okay, so maybe maybe in a

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<v Speaker 1>British accent. Fun. Well, that kind of sounded like phone

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<v Speaker 1>phone we Um, I actually don't know who the guest

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<v Speaker 1>is tonight. I enjoy going into public places. I gotta admit,

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have a guest? I enjoy going into public places.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of the things I do. And I'll sit

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll just yell out nouns at the top of

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<v Speaker 1>my lung. Phone or go back to my cup of coffee. Apricott,

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<v Speaker 1>little insight into the way my mind works. Um, we

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<v Speaker 1>have got such an exciting guest tonight. All I know

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<v Speaker 1>is that you told me to tell a p a yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that you had a friend outside the stage door who

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<v Speaker 1>needed help getting in. We needed some help getting in.

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<v Speaker 1>You said you had history. He's a dear dear friend

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<v Speaker 1>and he's one of the heavyweights in the jingle business. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>You are all familiar with commercial jingles and uh, this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've heard a jingle, he's probably done it. And

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<v Speaker 1>he is just a dear dear friend. He Uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe he's here here. He just happened to be

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<v Speaker 1>in town. Would you please put your hands together for

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<v Speaker 1>jingle artists. My dear dear friend Lanny Jenkins, Lanny, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you that thanks Look the Lanna Jacobs. Oh, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. We got some bigots, we got some

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<v Speaker 1>Jangles back as Wow. Wow, you've always you've always had

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<v Speaker 1>a following to night's no different. What a great night

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<v Speaker 1>to be here to share with you. Because you know something,

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<v Speaker 1>Ron and I go way back to go seventies and

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<v Speaker 1>and when I got the Summer eight earlier today, would

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<v Speaker 1>you come down here? And I said, oh that I Annika,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna make my way over there Largo because

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<v Speaker 1>I would not miss it for the world, ma'am, because

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<v Speaker 1>you and I know we go back, We go back,

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<v Speaker 1>we go back to seventy two. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>This may be the sun you're I'll keep it clean.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is, I get that call, I come

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<v Speaker 1>a running because there's a weird thing. You got this thing?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, are you packing tonight? The firearm at home?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I need to disclose true though I'm

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<v Speaker 1>always a packing. What was that? UM, don't worry about

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<v Speaker 1>it anyways. I gotta say this is my first one

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<v Speaker 1>of these podcasts. I just I'm so impressed. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>brand new medium. Yeah, and there are very few of

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<v Speaker 1>them out there, so it's, uh, it's pretty fun to

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<v Speaker 1>be one of the pipers. You know. What I like

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<v Speaker 1>is that you're taking you you've had an illustrious career,

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<v Speaker 1>well you don't have to see the top. And then

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, hey, he could call it a career and

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<v Speaker 1>take a bow and everyone legend. But then you don't

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<v Speaker 1>do that, You say, nah, you know what, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>open up a new chapter, yes, podcast, And I just

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just think the world to you and

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<v Speaker 1>the things you do and the chances you take, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just love to be a part of it. Well, Loddy,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just so thrilled to finally, finally for us to

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<v Speaker 1>to see each other in person. But I was just

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<v Speaker 1>looking around see if there was like to have a

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<v Speaker 1>little sip. Sure be a little little if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>mind it. For those of you listening, Oh, I'm pouring

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<v Speaker 1>a very generous five fingers of Scotch for my good friend,

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<v Speaker 1>and I might have a little myself. Carolina, Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Why not? M hmm, Wait what happened

0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:26.920
<v Speaker 1>to my drink? Is that not enough? I don't want

0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:36.520
<v Speaker 1>to waste it? No, I just over you not. I

0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:38.320
<v Speaker 1>just feel like you don't really know find scotch the

0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:41.080
<v Speaker 1>way I do, and you're just gonna guzzle it down

0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:43.480
<v Speaker 1>and then, you know, be farting in your car and

0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:47.679
<v Speaker 1>wait home. Sorry, I don't mean to do when I

0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:53.520
<v Speaker 1>get around. You're wild, Okay, Lonnie, I see you got

0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:57.919
<v Speaker 1>your signature cowboy boots. You can't believe you told everyone

0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:02.760
<v Speaker 1>I needed help getting me in. That's embarrassed. Well I did.

0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I didn't notice. I do have a bad wheel. I'm bad.

0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:08.520
<v Speaker 1>You know. I've been doing a lot of physical therapy

0:18:08.560 --> 0:18:10.600
<v Speaker 1>and I'm feeling real good. Is that going? I'm actually

0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:13.640
<v Speaker 1>feeling much better right now. Yeah. Do you rub any

0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:16.639
<v Speaker 1>ointments or liniments on that? You know? I do? I

0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:21.600
<v Speaker 1>use a special uh combination. You go a little paprika,

0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:26.160
<v Speaker 1>a little mayo, a little Earl Gray tea. You mix

0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:28.919
<v Speaker 1>that up with a little bitches brew, and then you

0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:31.760
<v Speaker 1>just rub it right on the affected area two or

0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:35.520
<v Speaker 1>three times a day, and that seems to do the trick.

0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:39.440
<v Speaker 1>I gotta get that down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you

0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:42.639
<v Speaker 1>need to elevate it all? No? No, I'm great, I'm great.

0:18:57.800 --> 0:18:59.320
<v Speaker 1>You know what, Lonnie? The other day I was thinking

0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:03.920
<v Speaker 1>about the tie him. Yeah, you and I drove all

0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:09.480
<v Speaker 1>the way down to the tip of Baja California, took

0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:16.360
<v Speaker 1>a photo and drove all the way back. We did.

0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:21.640
<v Speaker 1>We wanted to go just to the tip. Yeah, and

0:19:21.680 --> 0:19:24.359
<v Speaker 1>we had t shirts made that said we went to

0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:28.080
<v Speaker 1>the tip, just to the tip. We've been to the tip.

0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:36.320
<v Speaker 1>We we had a serious man. Then we did go

0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:40.200
<v Speaker 1>to the tip. If you dare yea Baja California. It's

0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:44.000
<v Speaker 1>a long ride. And then the Chamber of Commerce of

0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Baja California hired us to UH to do an ad

0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:52.439
<v Speaker 1>campaign for him to promote tourism down to It was

0:19:52.520 --> 0:19:55.800
<v Speaker 1>like when you want to go south and you want

0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:58.679
<v Speaker 1>to go far, and you go to the tip and

0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:02.400
<v Speaker 1>you go to a are you're gonna have fun when

0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:09.359
<v Speaker 1>you go to the depth of Mexico California. Yes, that

0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:12.920
<v Speaker 1>was I can't believe you pulled that one out. Yeah,

0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:18.640
<v Speaker 1>I'll never forget that one, one of the better ones.

0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:21.320
<v Speaker 1>And we got pulled over by the Federal alleys and

0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:23.280
<v Speaker 1>you know you're alway supposed to carry you put twenty

0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:27.600
<v Speaker 1>dollars in your in your overhead dash right because you know,

0:20:27.960 --> 0:20:30.480
<v Speaker 1>grease a couple, grease a couple to get your way

0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:32.720
<v Speaker 1>out of and we didn't have We had blown our

0:20:32.760 --> 0:20:38.240
<v Speaker 1>money on to cute and rockets. Had a little bottle rocket,

0:20:38.480 --> 0:20:42.280
<v Speaker 1>that's the bottle rockets. And we had a little bottle

0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:45.080
<v Speaker 1>rocket wore on the beach at night and I'm lay.

0:20:48.440 --> 0:20:50.840
<v Speaker 1>We had a couple of couple of fingers at tequila

0:20:51.600 --> 0:20:54.520
<v Speaker 1>and then we just at each other. We had ten

0:20:55.000 --> 0:20:58.040
<v Speaker 1>bottle rockets. We lit him once, which I don't recommend,

0:20:58.080 --> 0:21:00.680
<v Speaker 1>and I shot right at you and I couldn't even

0:21:00.680 --> 0:21:04.720
<v Speaker 1>see it until it exploded, and like a freeze frame

0:21:04.760 --> 0:21:13.159
<v Speaker 1>of you, and and that was the photo. Yeah. Uh,

0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:16.359
<v Speaker 1>we've had good great. Remember we didn't have any money

0:21:16.400 --> 0:21:18.400
<v Speaker 1>to pay off the federal allies. And you said, hold on,

0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:27.240
<v Speaker 1>do you take Smith and Wesson? Yeah, and they went

0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:33.440
<v Speaker 1>which is a gun? And they said move along. That's right.

0:21:33.640 --> 0:21:38.360
<v Speaker 1>That was funny the way that worked out. Sometimes when

0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:42.480
<v Speaker 1>you've got the eyes of steel, the world bends to

0:21:42.560 --> 0:21:50.840
<v Speaker 1>your will. Always works times out of a hundred, Lonnie,

0:21:50.840 --> 0:21:55.160
<v Speaker 1>how are your six children? My six children are doing well.

0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:59.800
<v Speaker 1>There's Damien. Damien, he's a guy the children of his own.

0:21:59.840 --> 0:22:04.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm my grandpa's great Uh. Let's see Damien. Have you

0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:08.000
<v Speaker 1>seen the grandchildren yet the no, I have not. I

0:22:08.040 --> 0:22:10.440
<v Speaker 1>have not had a chance because I believe they're fourteen,

0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:14.400
<v Speaker 1>fifteen and sixteen, right, yeah, they've been around. Well yeah,

0:22:14.640 --> 0:22:18.440
<v Speaker 1>three of them actually live at the tip. Okay, but

0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:20.280
<v Speaker 1>that's right, because you bought a time share down at

0:22:20.280 --> 0:22:23.560
<v Speaker 1>the tip. That's right. Um got a sweetheart of a

0:22:23.640 --> 0:22:28.639
<v Speaker 1>deal on the time share. There's Damien, there's Fat, there's

0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Leonard Dudley, there's Dudley, Connie Yes, and Samantha. Yes. That's

0:22:36.600 --> 0:22:38.840
<v Speaker 1>all of them, and in a lot of ways it

0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:43.720
<v Speaker 1>is like a Brady's bunch, you know. Oh, we're half

0:22:43.760 --> 0:22:53.560
<v Speaker 1>of them from a different family originally the story and uh,

0:22:53.720 --> 0:22:58.400
<v Speaker 1>we just lived all together in harmony. That's the way.

0:23:00.440 --> 0:23:05.040
<v Speaker 1>There's no other way. I've tried to live outside of harmony,

0:23:05.160 --> 0:23:09.680
<v Speaker 1>and it's not as advantageous. It's better to live in harmony.

0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:13.320
<v Speaker 1>It's all about family. It really is all about family.

0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:17.640
<v Speaker 1>If there's one thing you take with you tonight, it's

0:23:17.640 --> 0:23:26.920
<v Speaker 1>all about family. Bloi. You had a band in college,

0:23:27.359 --> 0:23:31.879
<v Speaker 1>did a little research called Moby Trick? I did? I

0:23:31.960 --> 0:23:34.920
<v Speaker 1>had Moby mob Trick? Did you? Did you guys make

0:23:34.920 --> 0:23:38.040
<v Speaker 1>it at all? I'm forgetting. No, we were not good.

0:23:38.440 --> 0:23:41.919
<v Speaker 1>It was before I really found my my voice, you know.

0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:45.040
<v Speaker 1>And uh we we we were big fans of Cheap

0:23:45.040 --> 0:23:49.719
<v Speaker 1>Trick and uh the drum solo from led Zeppelin Moby

0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:56.280
<v Speaker 1>Dick and so you know, it's a really good But

0:23:56.400 --> 0:23:59.320
<v Speaker 1>now it was just you and five guys on base, right,

0:23:59.359 --> 0:24:05.119
<v Speaker 1>there's no there instance, that's right, great one of your

0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.280
<v Speaker 1>shows and you got your with your catchers, like let's

0:24:07.320 --> 0:24:11.879
<v Speaker 1>get into the belly of the whale. Yeah. Yeah, it

0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:16.680
<v Speaker 1>was just a lot of base exciting at first. It's

0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:18.840
<v Speaker 1>a little Raymond z Eric time, We're like wrap it

0:24:18.920 --> 0:24:22.240
<v Speaker 1>up here it goes, yes, and that you could feel

0:24:22.280 --> 0:24:25.680
<v Speaker 1>the vibrations deep down below. But yeah, it didn't really

0:24:25.720 --> 0:24:28.520
<v Speaker 1>capture the imagination. And I don't blame the audience for

0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:33.239
<v Speaker 1>hating our deaths because we were pretty bad. But we

0:24:33.320 --> 0:24:35.840
<v Speaker 1>had fun and that's all that really mattered. Beck and

0:24:36.080 --> 0:24:38.480
<v Speaker 1>ye yeah, live and learn, right, And then you tried

0:24:38.480 --> 0:24:42.960
<v Speaker 1>your head in Broadway. I did. I did. I wrote

0:24:43.040 --> 0:24:49.399
<v Speaker 1>a play, uh called Leonard and what the hell was that?

0:24:49.480 --> 0:24:54.560
<v Speaker 1>Called Leonard's Whispers and it was about a kid named

0:24:54.640 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Leonard who heard voices and it was very dark music

0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:02.840
<v Speaker 1>all about about you know, the inner workings of this

0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:06.160
<v Speaker 1>child's mind. If you ever get a chance to see

0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:11.200
<v Speaker 1>a revival of Leonard's Whispers. But I gotta say run it,

0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:15.840
<v Speaker 1>don't walk. It is a tough, tough world. It is

0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:19.480
<v Speaker 1>a tough world Broadway. It is so competitive. There are

0:25:19.600 --> 0:25:24.640
<v Speaker 1>so many well, there's so many people chasing a dream. Backbiters,

0:25:25.440 --> 0:25:29.600
<v Speaker 1>backbit give us more. And at the end of the day,

0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:34.159
<v Speaker 1>it came down it's gonna beat Leonard's Whispers or Cats.

0:25:34.280 --> 0:25:38.960
<v Speaker 1>And we didn't, you know, it was like who you know? Yeah,

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:48.280
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't know the right But that's what's his name?

0:25:48.280 --> 0:25:52.800
<v Speaker 1>From Cats? Who's that guy? Lendrew Lloyd Webber? Yes, you know,

0:25:52.880 --> 0:25:57.040
<v Speaker 1>he just knew how to play the game. Well he

0:25:57.040 --> 0:25:59.920
<v Speaker 1>he didn't. Everyone knew he. It wasn't about his talent

0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:04.680
<v Speaker 1>because he didn't have any how to play the game, politics, politics,

0:26:05.200 --> 0:26:08.639
<v Speaker 1>how to work that did he? Ever? So anyway, I

0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:12.960
<v Speaker 1>left Broadway in shame and tatters and I spent my

0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:15.119
<v Speaker 1>unless you gave it a shot, I did, And you

0:26:15.119 --> 0:26:17.240
<v Speaker 1>know what, I was proud of the work and I

0:26:17.240 --> 0:26:20.919
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't change a thing about it, you know, I was

0:26:21.000 --> 0:26:23.600
<v Speaker 1>so I loved it with all my heart because it

0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:30.639
<v Speaker 1>was my baby, and I learned so much from the failure.

0:26:30.920 --> 0:26:35.159
<v Speaker 1>It was like, whoa and I you know, you know,

0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:38.119
<v Speaker 1>I believe and I'm starting to steal your thunder the

0:26:38.320 --> 0:26:41.920
<v Speaker 1>young boy at that time who original cast a young

0:26:42.040 --> 0:26:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Matthew Broderick. Yes, and you know it's it hurts when

0:26:46.680 --> 0:26:50.080
<v Speaker 1>I see he in his bio. He doesn't even mention it.

0:26:50.160 --> 0:26:52.720
<v Speaker 1>He leaves it off all the time. And I did.

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:54.920
<v Speaker 1>I left the message when I was like, I came

0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:57.840
<v Speaker 1>to see you in the one of them plays and

0:26:57.840 --> 0:27:00.440
<v Speaker 1>I saw in the bio you didn't meagine Leonards this bird.

0:27:01.640 --> 0:27:04.879
<v Speaker 1>I would I would never write my own bio and

0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:07.600
<v Speaker 1>not mentioning Leonards whispers, and I just like, you know

0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:10.840
<v Speaker 1>what it hurt. But I didn't. You know, he didn't.

0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:13.840
<v Speaker 1>He never. I don't even know if that was really

0:27:13.880 --> 0:27:16.719
<v Speaker 1>his phone number he gave me. You might have been

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:20.520
<v Speaker 1>talking to someone else, but uh, I like to think

0:27:20.560 --> 0:27:23.280
<v Speaker 1>that he took a little piece of magic from that

0:27:23.320 --> 0:27:26.160
<v Speaker 1>production and took that straight into the rest of his career.

0:27:27.280 --> 0:27:28.920
<v Speaker 1>But I don't really know. I haven't talked to him.

0:27:29.080 --> 0:27:32.680
<v Speaker 1>I haven't talked to himself as a friend. Yeah, if

0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:35.720
<v Speaker 1>I run into broad Wreck, yeah, I'm gonna bring it up. Hey,

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:39.200
<v Speaker 1>thank you. This whole thing is taking a very dark turn.

0:27:39.720 --> 0:27:43.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm on a bad wheel. We talked about my band

0:27:43.280 --> 0:27:49.920
<v Speaker 1>that nobody liked, cheap Trick, movie trick. We talk about

0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:52.880
<v Speaker 1>my Broadway failures. Go to the next question. Hopefully it'll

0:27:52.920 --> 0:27:58.040
<v Speaker 1>be something good about this is very painful. It's the

0:27:58.080 --> 0:28:02.159
<v Speaker 1>whole thing. I gonna trip down. She did never relate.

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:09.639
<v Speaker 1>I did not mean it to go that way, because

0:28:09.640 --> 0:28:14.440
<v Speaker 1>you're one of my dear friends. And I I really

0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 1>brought it up because I loved Leonards Whispers. And uh

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:22.479
<v Speaker 1>so after that, you traveled for a while. I know

0:28:22.520 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 1>that had traveled up and down the Eastern Seaboard. I

0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:30.360
<v Speaker 1>did spend a lot of time down in the Bayou,

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:32.639
<v Speaker 1>some town up in some time up in Motown. I

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:34.639
<v Speaker 1>went to the far East. To the far East is

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:39.040
<v Speaker 1>what you lived in a tree extensively for a long time.

0:28:39.080 --> 0:28:40.959
<v Speaker 1>I lived in there, and it said, don't do it.

0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Don't do it, Lenny, what are you doing? And I said, Lanny,

0:28:44.760 --> 0:28:47.600
<v Speaker 1>it's not Lenny. And then and then and then they

0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 1>let me be in that tree. And it was like

0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:53.440
<v Speaker 1>a treehouse that I built myself. And I lived up

0:28:53.440 --> 0:28:55.120
<v Speaker 1>there for a good long time, and I learned a

0:28:55.120 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 1>lot of things up there. It was just you by yourself, right.

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:03.520
<v Speaker 1>It was a long time of contemplation and just sort

0:29:03.560 --> 0:29:05.600
<v Speaker 1>of getting back to the roots, you know. And this

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:09.280
<v Speaker 1>wasn't like a big sequoia or redwood, I recall, it

0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:14.920
<v Speaker 1>was only like a ten ft eucalyptus. That's right. No,

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:19.520
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't about the height, That's what it was. Sparsely,

0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:25.960
<v Speaker 1>the very sparse coverage of leaves just right. You had

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 1>ram shackled some plot piece of supply wood, made a

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 1>very rickety not to code platform with an air mattress

0:29:36.200 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 1>about ten feet off the ground that a dish didn't

0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:43.280
<v Speaker 1>sunk to literally six ft off the ground. I wanted

0:29:43.320 --> 0:29:47.880
<v Speaker 1>to be closer to the roots, you know. And then

0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:50.840
<v Speaker 1>you woke up in the middle of the night and

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:53.760
<v Speaker 1>the tree was on fire, and that you told me

0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 1>that was a sign down from the tree. It was

0:29:57.240 --> 0:30:00.200
<v Speaker 1>time to come down from the tree, and spread had

0:30:00.240 --> 0:30:04.360
<v Speaker 1>the gospel of my learnings. And so you banged around

0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:11.280
<v Speaker 1>some more. You taught high school soccer, uh you were.

0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:20.280
<v Speaker 1>You taught high school soccer at that time. There was

0:30:20.320 --> 0:30:24.959
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people doing that. And then you started

0:30:25.000 --> 0:30:30.240
<v Speaker 1>a little company called Intel. Yeah, yep, I made a

0:30:30.320 --> 0:30:34.480
<v Speaker 1>lot of money on Intel. Uh I went with a

0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:38.960
<v Speaker 1>different name because I didn't want to you know, all

0:30:39.000 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 1>that credit, but I did. I came up with that

0:30:41.720 --> 0:30:45.120
<v Speaker 1>idea and uh, I surprised if that's what I thought

0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:47.600
<v Speaker 1>about when I was up in that tree, Like what

0:30:47.600 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 1>what what would it be like to create a new

0:30:49.320 --> 0:30:54.400
<v Speaker 1>company called Intel. I know everything about that company, and

0:31:00.320 --> 0:31:07.880
<v Speaker 1>it's short for Intelligence. What I remember is what you

0:31:07.960 --> 0:31:13.440
<v Speaker 1>told I don't you told me, and I do. I

0:31:13.480 --> 0:31:16.360
<v Speaker 1>don't do you justice, but you said, you said, Ron,

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:22.840
<v Speaker 1>I want to start a company called Intel. I don't

0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:27.600
<v Speaker 1>care what the hell they do, who I hire. But

0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:32.280
<v Speaker 1>I just got a feeling in my gut as as

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:36.760
<v Speaker 1>true as the sun rising on Easter Sunday, that this

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:40.520
<v Speaker 1>thing is gonna take off. And you stuck to your guns,

0:31:40.560 --> 0:31:45.360
<v Speaker 1>and Intel became a major company that does things right.

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:49.880
<v Speaker 1>That's right with computer chips. That's what you do right,

0:31:50.080 --> 0:31:54.120
<v Speaker 1>that's right, computer chips. Yes, I'm glad you brought that up.

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:59.200
<v Speaker 1>What it is when you get downtown to the micro

0:31:59.360 --> 0:32:04.280
<v Speaker 1>process nuts and bolt, it's really just about getting real small.

0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Because you remember back in the seventies, fill up the

0:32:13.440 --> 0:32:17.240
<v Speaker 1>sun side of the stage and and bubble bubble cards.

0:32:17.920 --> 0:32:20.760
<v Speaker 1>And I thought, you know, enough with this, let's bring

0:32:20.800 --> 0:32:24.200
<v Speaker 1>it down any I don't want to talk about that anymore.

0:32:27.800 --> 0:32:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Let's get off that subject, and let's get onto the

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:33.200
<v Speaker 1>subject of why you're here. And then you find yourself

0:32:33.280 --> 0:32:39.160
<v Speaker 1>in the jingle game. And and I assume a talent

0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:43.080
<v Speaker 1>agent found you a true calling. Yes, that was. That

0:32:43.200 --> 0:32:47.960
<v Speaker 1>was I just realized, you know, when we're talking about

0:32:47.960 --> 0:32:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Intel getting things small, you can tell the whole story

0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:54.480
<v Speaker 1>in four or five seconds. Why not do that? And

0:32:54.560 --> 0:32:58.280
<v Speaker 1>you deliver deliver that magical musical punch, you know, litt

0:32:58.320 --> 0:33:02.280
<v Speaker 1>quitt rabbit fund and And and when I when I

0:33:02.320 --> 0:33:04.600
<v Speaker 1>heard them on the radio and on the TV, other

0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:07.760
<v Speaker 1>people's jingles, I just said, oh god, I wish I

0:33:07.800 --> 0:33:09.400
<v Speaker 1>could do that. And then I look at the mirror,

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:12.400
<v Speaker 1>and I said, why can't you, Why don't you just

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:14.120
<v Speaker 1>do it? Just do it. You want to make a jingle,

0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:15.960
<v Speaker 1>make a jingle. Hell, you lived in a tree for

0:33:16.000 --> 0:33:18.360
<v Speaker 1>a year and a half. Just do it, right, that's right.

0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:21.160
<v Speaker 1>And the weird thing was, I'd been making jingles my

0:33:21.200 --> 0:33:23.479
<v Speaker 1>whole life leading up and you didn't even know it,

0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:27.000
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't know. So it was as though I

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:30.200
<v Speaker 1>had been preparing my whole life to become this jingle man,

0:33:30.360 --> 0:33:32.880
<v Speaker 1>and you finally found your calling. And I believe the

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 1>first jingle you ever recorded was for an airline, Princeton

0:33:38.600 --> 0:33:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Air and U do you recall? Could you sing? You

0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 1>want me to do? I'd love to hear sorry, Oh,

0:33:48.840 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 1>I'd love to hear Princeton understand as an airline in

0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:59.240
<v Speaker 1>the seventies, Come sail the skies and Princeton Air we

0:33:59.400 --> 0:34:04.360
<v Speaker 1>lived to servant. Take you there there to dream. The

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:09.520
<v Speaker 1>world is yours. We opper upper world, Well up yours.

0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:15.960
<v Speaker 1>We can buy you anywhere within the Antelope Valley. Yes,

0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:29.480
<v Speaker 1>And I knew nothing about Antelope Air. Princes are I'm sorry, prince?

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:31.520
<v Speaker 1>And then I heard the jingle. I'm like, I gotta

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 1>check this out. And I used to fly it all

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:36.719
<v Speaker 1>the time, up and down, up and down. You wouldn't

0:34:36.760 --> 0:34:39.600
<v Speaker 1>You never needed to drive around the Antelope Valley again

0:34:39.600 --> 0:34:42.160
<v Speaker 1>because you just take a quicker show, quick down. A

0:34:42.239 --> 0:34:44.719
<v Speaker 1>lot of times the planes never left the ground. They

0:34:44.800 --> 0:34:52.080
<v Speaker 1>just used the freeway. It was just runaway. But it's

0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:59.080
<v Speaker 1>it felt like you're going somewhere. You know. I could

0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:01.560
<v Speaker 1>never finished my you because by the time they put

0:35:01.600 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 1>it in front of you. It was like, oh, we're landing.

0:35:05.080 --> 0:35:08.080
<v Speaker 1>But there were times when you really made fast time

0:35:08.160 --> 0:35:11.160
<v Speaker 1>during rush hour traffic. Absolutely and you and if you

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:13.560
<v Speaker 1>didn't take an a little bear, you'd be driving to

0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:16.959
<v Speaker 1>be stuck in that prison. He stuck in that a

0:35:16.960 --> 0:35:21.759
<v Speaker 1>little traffic. And I wish I was on that right now.

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:24.759
<v Speaker 1>Because they flew super low. For minute flight, you can

0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:30.760
<v Speaker 1>only get about about seven ft off the ground. Yeah,

0:35:31.120 --> 0:35:35.120
<v Speaker 1>they'd buzz right over you. Fun pilots, pilots who had

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:38.439
<v Speaker 1>never flown before. And that was that. They were just like,

0:35:38.920 --> 0:35:46.960
<v Speaker 1>here we go, let's see what happens. Oh and that

0:35:47.160 --> 0:35:53.560
<v Speaker 1>that there, remember that? Remember that the potato the potato chip.

0:35:53.600 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, chippitty chip. Give us a little chipp ety chip.

0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:04.160
<v Speaker 1>The chippy his chimp for eddie tip, his chippity chip.

0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:08.400
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna flip when the chippity chip gets past your lip.

0:36:09.080 --> 0:36:11.840
<v Speaker 1>It's a hip chip. You can nap a skip the

0:36:11.960 --> 0:36:15.640
<v Speaker 1>chippy chip. It's a total group chip. Who walk or

0:36:15.800 --> 0:36:19.359
<v Speaker 1>run or take a rocket chip? You're not back up?

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:31.399
<v Speaker 1>Chip about it? Chips now, chipp any chip? Uh. That

0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:37.400
<v Speaker 1>product didn't last very long, no, because they found chipped

0:36:37.400 --> 0:36:40.600
<v Speaker 1>baby teeth in the bag chippy chip that ruined it.

0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:48.880
<v Speaker 1>That that kind of ruined its pineapple, salsa, pineapple saucer, lemonade, barbecue,

0:36:49.000 --> 0:36:52.960
<v Speaker 1>so many flavors. Yep, asparagus and cream that was. That

0:36:53.040 --> 0:36:57.080
<v Speaker 1>was my favorite asparagus and cream chip flavored chip. And

0:36:57.160 --> 0:37:00.880
<v Speaker 1>you know the thing was it wasn't the song was

0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 1>was not the problem, not at all. It was the

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:06.879
<v Speaker 1>baby teeth that sends that company down. But you know what,

0:37:07.120 --> 0:37:09.719
<v Speaker 1>that's not of my concern. You just hired me to

0:37:09.760 --> 0:37:12.759
<v Speaker 1>make sure there's no baby. You're hired me to sing it.

0:37:13.000 --> 0:37:30.920
<v Speaker 1>You're not in charge of Oh my god, do you

0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:35.200
<v Speaker 1>remember that one I did for? Uh? Can I just

0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna sing this next one? Okay? Oh and

0:37:38.040 --> 0:37:39.440
<v Speaker 1>let me see if I can remember what and see

0:37:39.440 --> 0:37:42.680
<v Speaker 1>if you can remember what the product is. Oh, this one?

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I did this one in England. This was English. Yea.

0:37:47.920 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 1>This one was for an English product as a sad

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:56.640
<v Speaker 1>and something in the air. You can feel it when

0:37:56.680 --> 0:38:00.640
<v Speaker 1>you rise. It's a brand new start with every day

0:38:00.800 --> 0:38:05.719
<v Speaker 1>from the moment you open your eyes wake up feeling

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:14.200
<v Speaker 1>shoundly free with a cop of James Tolliver in English tea.

0:38:15.880 --> 0:38:24.960
<v Speaker 1>James Tolliver English say that then that tea had arsenic

0:38:25.000 --> 0:38:27.880
<v Speaker 1>in it. That's right. Yes, I don't think I helped

0:38:27.880 --> 0:38:30.360
<v Speaker 1>the product. I don't think I helped sales. I wouldn't

0:38:30.360 --> 0:38:33.919
<v Speaker 1>say that it was because the English accent wasn't really

0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:37.600
<v Speaker 1>in my wheelhouse. I'm surprised you didn't push back and say,

0:38:37.600 --> 0:38:39.520
<v Speaker 1>can I just give you one and with you know,

0:38:39.600 --> 0:38:43.360
<v Speaker 1>the regular Lanny pipes. I'm a pleaser. I just wanted

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:46.359
<v Speaker 1>to give him what I thought they wanted. And uh, anyway, yeah,

0:38:46.360 --> 0:38:50.360
<v Speaker 1>that tea company went under fast. Arsenic and one of

0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:52.480
<v Speaker 1>the worst jingles of all times. I don't even know

0:38:52.520 --> 0:38:54.640
<v Speaker 1>why I volunteered to sing that one. To be honest

0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:57.680
<v Speaker 1>with you, Well, you're you know, at that time, you're

0:38:57.719 --> 0:39:00.879
<v Speaker 1>in your career, you're building a reputation. Just I'm sure

0:39:00.920 --> 0:39:04.240
<v Speaker 1>you just get the call and like it's a fun

0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:07.279
<v Speaker 1>trip to jolly old England, free trip to go to

0:39:07.800 --> 0:39:10.920
<v Speaker 1>exactly I wanted to. I wanted to walk the River Thames.

0:39:10.960 --> 0:39:14.200
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to experience England and all its gold glory.

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:18.240
<v Speaker 1>And I think they pronounced it the famous the things,

0:39:18.440 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 1>the things, river things. I'll go punching all the time

0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:40.080
<v Speaker 1>now that all the time. Do you know that time.

0:39:41.920 --> 0:39:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Now we're in the sweet spot. Wow, that's really good.

0:39:46.960 --> 0:39:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Um can I can I do like three or four

0:39:49.239 --> 0:39:52.040
<v Speaker 1>of seven more and then I'll be on my way. Yes,

0:39:53.800 --> 0:39:57.360
<v Speaker 1>this one is from one called jam Or. Its amalgamated

0:39:57.400 --> 0:40:05.120
<v Speaker 1>good fixtures, a very popular product in this world. There's

0:40:05.160 --> 0:40:08.640
<v Speaker 1>a heck of a lot of choices you can make.

0:40:09.719 --> 0:40:13.360
<v Speaker 1>It's up to you and your clients that you don't

0:40:13.440 --> 0:40:18.520
<v Speaker 1>make a stay. A bad decision can ruin your company

0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:22.320
<v Speaker 1>and you can't lose your shirt. It's the same old

0:40:22.320 --> 0:40:28.080
<v Speaker 1>story when a businessman ends up in the dirt jabber.

0:40:28.120 --> 0:40:35.920
<v Speaker 1>It's a Maga Maga daughter fixers and mountain mount Yes, well,

0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:45.399
<v Speaker 1>thank you. Now I still have stock in generates. It's

0:40:45.480 --> 0:40:50.120
<v Speaker 1>a steady, steady, steady as you go, slow and steady

0:40:50.239 --> 0:40:52.520
<v Speaker 1>and one hell of a one hell of a jingle.

0:40:53.200 --> 0:40:56.520
<v Speaker 1>That jingle was taped. As as I went on in

0:40:56.600 --> 0:40:59.640
<v Speaker 1>my career of jingles, I found myself reaching deeper into

0:40:59.680 --> 0:41:02.440
<v Speaker 1>the nook and crannies of the of the subtleties of

0:41:02.480 --> 0:41:05.799
<v Speaker 1>the jingle, and they just got better in bed right.

0:41:06.000 --> 0:41:08.520
<v Speaker 1>If I recall, you did thousands of radio spots too.

0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I did a lot of radio spots. Oh yeah, yeahm um,

0:41:12.840 --> 0:41:16.680
<v Speaker 1>remember KRUC k R O k R O C K

0:41:16.800 --> 0:41:20.560
<v Speaker 1>and Davenport yep, k Rock Davenport. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:41:20.600 --> 0:41:25.720
<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, I remember. I remember k Rock Davenport. Quad

0:41:25.840 --> 0:41:29.200
<v Speaker 1>said he's turned it up. I turned it up because

0:41:29.280 --> 0:41:32.839
<v Speaker 1>the rock is alive. K Rock Davenport for y'all more

0:41:33.000 --> 0:41:38.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't drive WSLB. Yeah yeah, you keep on going to

0:41:38.200 --> 0:41:45.080
<v Speaker 1>the next you. My memory works, your memory. I I

0:41:45.200 --> 0:41:49.759
<v Speaker 1>do the same way. I do the exact same thing.

0:41:50.080 --> 0:41:53.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting hot. Is anyone else getting hot? Well? You

0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:58.480
<v Speaker 1>got your leather friends jacket on. Um. Yeah, So they

0:41:58.520 --> 0:42:02.800
<v Speaker 1>would they and they would play that. It's not really

0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:05.279
<v Speaker 1>like a tight radio spot. I mean it's a good

0:42:05.440 --> 0:42:09.239
<v Speaker 1>twelve seconds. Look. I started to get really long in

0:42:09.400 --> 0:42:12.800
<v Speaker 1>my jingles. Yeah, and in fact, they started to become

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:15.399
<v Speaker 1>like full on songs. But you had leverage at that point,

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:17.000
<v Speaker 1>and you were like, if you want me, you gotta

0:42:17.040 --> 0:42:19.880
<v Speaker 1>give me the full you gotta let me give a

0:42:19.960 --> 0:42:22.440
<v Speaker 1>whole beginning, middle of an end. I gotta tell a

0:42:22.480 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 1>story with these jingles. And I'm feeling constrained by the tightness,

0:42:25.719 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 1>so so so so check out this next one I did.

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:36.520
<v Speaker 1>This one was for an adult contemporary wus be adult contemporary,

0:42:36.600 --> 0:42:40.799
<v Speaker 1>mellow as the morning. Do we play the music that's

0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:44.600
<v Speaker 1>all right for you? From Holland Notes to Selene Beyond,

0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:53.360
<v Speaker 1>turn us into get your groove on ws LB adult contemporary.

0:42:53.960 --> 0:42:59.880
<v Speaker 1>You know, right now, I'm realizing that I should have

0:43:00.280 --> 0:43:05.160
<v Speaker 1>sung that jingle more as an adult contemporary style because

0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:08.080
<v Speaker 1>it sounded more classic rock when I was it did,

0:43:08.160 --> 0:43:10.399
<v Speaker 1>but I think that's why it was so effective, because

0:43:10.400 --> 0:43:13.840
<v Speaker 1>people were, you know, thinking they, oh, this is contemporary,

0:43:13.880 --> 0:43:17.279
<v Speaker 1>but I love the tone and the tenor of this

0:43:17.360 --> 0:43:20.399
<v Speaker 1>guy's voice. Well, and I wonder if they play more

0:43:20.440 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 1>than just adult contemporary. Yeah, I think it made it.

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:29.640
<v Speaker 1>I think it made the station intriguing. It did it did?

0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:39.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying things right now. You know, I always

0:43:39.160 --> 0:43:42.480
<v Speaker 1>thought jingles were my main thing, but now I'm realizing,

0:43:42.600 --> 0:43:47.160
<v Speaker 1>ron I'm very bad at it. Don't say that. Don't

0:43:47.200 --> 0:43:51.160
<v Speaker 1>say that I'm one of the worst jinglers ever. No no, no,

0:43:51.160 --> 0:43:57.080
<v Speaker 1>no no. My whole life has been a sham. Okay, okay,

0:43:57.200 --> 0:44:12.080
<v Speaker 1>let's pull this so okay. D Lanny Kn't Cool smooth

0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Jazz out of Baltimore, rab up the Due and back,

0:44:16.160 --> 0:44:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Papa Scoobit ribbing in the back, made out boppa smooth jazz. See,

0:44:24.160 --> 0:44:28.160
<v Speaker 1>that's why it's the stone Gone. This is where we

0:44:28.239 --> 0:44:34.520
<v Speaker 1>met a hitting facts, only news and a whole lot

0:44:34.640 --> 0:44:40.600
<v Speaker 1>no brown Bagudy and the team only our channel far

0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:56.360
<v Speaker 1>San Diego. Lannie, it always goes this way. It always

0:44:56.840 --> 0:45:00.680
<v Speaker 1>just hanging out with you's been so goddamn good lady.

0:45:01.600 --> 0:45:03.880
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna get you back in your Dodge caravan and

0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:07.600
<v Speaker 1>get you on your way. I'm the designated D and

0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:13.000
<v Speaker 1>I am good to go. Are you sure? Okay? All right, Landy,

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:17.600
<v Speaker 1>thank you so much for a visiting. Thank you, thank you.

0:45:17.960 --> 0:45:20.759
<v Speaker 1>Don't forget your hat? Do you want your hat right

0:45:20.800 --> 0:45:39.960
<v Speaker 1>back here? Lanny jakins everyone, Oh my god, Landy. You know,

0:45:42.000 --> 0:45:45.560
<v Speaker 1>it's a real insight into the jingle business. Was a

0:45:45.600 --> 0:45:51.160
<v Speaker 1>wild rise. He's a he is a complicated individual. Uh,

0:45:54.080 --> 0:45:58.520
<v Speaker 1>he said, he was the d D. Nothing we can

0:45:58.560 --> 0:46:08.600
<v Speaker 1>do now, yeah, got to finish the show. Except finished

0:46:08.640 --> 0:46:14.960
<v Speaker 1>the show right, Well, that was fascinating, It really was.

0:46:23.239 --> 0:46:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to say. Lanny drink a lot

0:46:26.719 --> 0:46:31.400
<v Speaker 1>of my Scotch though, he owes me. God, he drank

0:46:31.480 --> 0:46:40.640
<v Speaker 1>five dollars in scott I only buy fifteen scotch. Carolina

0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:43.239
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to, of course, in tonight with something I

0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:51.680
<v Speaker 1>like to call my take. It's my thing. Yes, you

0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:58.920
<v Speaker 1>can go, it's my take. Yes, thank you for that.

0:47:03.760 --> 0:47:07.480
<v Speaker 1>This week marked the beginning of Senate confirmation hearings of

0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Judge Katangi Brown Jackson, and while the questioning will be rigorous,

0:47:15.360 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 1>it is believed that there will be enough votes for confirmation,

0:47:18.960 --> 0:47:29.080
<v Speaker 1>thus naming her as our first black female Supreme Court justice. Now,

0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:32.279
<v Speaker 1>this country can be a little three steps forward and

0:47:32.400 --> 0:47:35.759
<v Speaker 1>two steps back at times, but this would be a

0:47:35.960 --> 0:47:40.680
<v Speaker 1>groundbreaking achievement. And isn't that what America needs to do again?

0:47:41.360 --> 0:47:44.920
<v Speaker 1>Lead the world by example, empowering not just women, but

0:47:45.040 --> 0:47:50.600
<v Speaker 1>all marginalized people. In the famous words of Alexander Hamilton's

0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:59.600
<v Speaker 1>our first black politician, my name is Alexander Hamilton's there's

0:47:59.640 --> 0:48:03.840
<v Speaker 1>a man million things I haven't done. Just you wait,

0:48:04.840 --> 0:48:10.640
<v Speaker 1>just you wait. Well, the way it is over, Alexander

0:48:10.680 --> 0:48:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Hamilton's disappointment would mean so much for me, and not

0:48:16.520 --> 0:48:21.080
<v Speaker 1>because I'm black. I'm not black. Even though I've been

0:48:21.080 --> 0:48:25.279
<v Speaker 1>asked to host the Soul Train Awards seventeen times. Don

0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Cornelius and I were roommates at the University of ioland

0:48:32.400 --> 0:48:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I was flattered, but it never felt appropriate. Disappointment resonates

0:48:37.520 --> 0:48:40.719
<v Speaker 1>with me because I've always dreamed of being a Supreme

0:48:40.760 --> 0:48:44.800
<v Speaker 1>Court justice. In fact, I've gone through the confirmation process

0:48:45.000 --> 0:48:49.320
<v Speaker 1>twenty two times now. It's not in the big room

0:48:49.320 --> 0:48:51.680
<v Speaker 1>with all the TV cameras. It's it's usually in a

0:48:51.719 --> 0:48:54.440
<v Speaker 1>side room behind closed doors, and only a handful of

0:48:54.480 --> 0:48:58.520
<v Speaker 1>senators show up. Last time, it was only Diane Feinstein,

0:48:58.600 --> 0:49:03.720
<v Speaker 1>and she said said, oh it's you again. We laughed

0:49:03.760 --> 0:49:07.200
<v Speaker 1>and talked. I happened to have brought a bottle of

0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:13.319
<v Speaker 1>rose with me, She said playfully. I can't, but what

0:49:13.400 --> 0:49:18.680
<v Speaker 1>the hell You're never getting confirmed anyway? We laughed again.

0:49:20.200 --> 0:49:22.480
<v Speaker 1>I suddenly turned away to wipe a tear off my

0:49:22.560 --> 0:49:31.000
<v Speaker 1>cheek because that wasn't stunk. I had brought a chuck

0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:34.440
<v Speaker 1>MANGIONI c D and asked her if there was a

0:49:34.480 --> 0:49:37.560
<v Speaker 1>sound system that we could play this on. She said,

0:49:37.560 --> 0:49:40.920
<v Speaker 1>give me a sec and left. I waited for what

0:49:41.000 --> 0:49:58.680
<v Speaker 1>felt like twenty minutes, and then I heard the senator

0:49:58.719 --> 0:50:04.479
<v Speaker 1>returned in a slight revealing evening gown, took my hand

0:50:04.520 --> 0:50:11.960
<v Speaker 1>and we started to dance. You're out of order, she said, okay,

0:50:12.160 --> 0:50:19.000
<v Speaker 1>I said, I object if you don't try and kiss me.

0:50:19.080 --> 0:50:25.040
<v Speaker 1>She said, okay, I said, I will hold you in

0:50:25.160 --> 0:50:30.720
<v Speaker 1>contempt if you don't make a move. She then said Finally,

0:50:30.719 --> 0:50:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I stopped dancing, and I asked, what the hell is

0:50:32.920 --> 0:50:37.120
<v Speaker 1>going on? Is this an episode of law and order?

0:50:37.719 --> 0:50:41.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't follow. The senator said she was making anu

0:50:41.800 --> 0:50:48.640
<v Speaker 1>indo with court references. Oh right, I bluffed, pretending like

0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:55.239
<v Speaker 1>I knew what innuendo meant. I didn't. I now know

0:50:55.400 --> 0:51:04.400
<v Speaker 1>that innuendo is a form of Brazilian music. Anyway, the

0:51:04.440 --> 0:51:06.959
<v Speaker 1>song ended and we realized it was two am. We'd

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<v Speaker 1>been there for fourteen hours, but it only it only

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<v Speaker 1>felt like twelve. I'm not going to talk about what

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<v Speaker 1>happened between us. Gentlemen never kiss and tell. Suffice to say,

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<v Speaker 1>Diane Feinstein's no prude. It takes a fairly adventurous woman

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<v Speaker 1>to teach ron Burgundy a thing or two about love making,

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<v Speaker 1>and that night I was the student. Anyway. She gathered

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<v Speaker 1>her various briefcases and overhead projector, turned and headed for

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<v Speaker 1>the door, but then stopped and said, this time I

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<v Speaker 1>would have voted for you, Mr Burgundy. I had my

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<v Speaker 1>back to her, bursting with pride. And I screamed, may

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<v Speaker 1>I approached the bench, But just like that, she was going.

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<v Speaker 1>That's as close as I ever got to be in

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<v Speaker 1>considered for the highest court in the land. But who

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<v Speaker 1>am I kidding? I never went to law school, even

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<v Speaker 1>though I read law books for pleasure and for the

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<v Speaker 1>honorable Judge Jackson. If you happen to be listening to this,

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<v Speaker 1>you probably are. Just know that, no matter how frustrating

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<v Speaker 1>the vetting process, maybe it's there for a reason so

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<v Speaker 1>assholes can score political points in front of a room

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<v Speaker 1>full of assholes. I'm Ron Burgundy and that's my take.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck us so funny. We tried us like a plank

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<v Speaker 1>to younger feel so we never get come back. He

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<v Speaker 1>took a couple up while I was standing. He says

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<v Speaker 1>it every night stand, which because everybody knows he's the

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