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Speaker 1: care what the hell they do, who I hire. But

419
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: I just got a feeling in my gut as as

420
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: true as the sun rising on Easter Sunday, that this

421
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: thing is gonna take off. And you stuck to your guns,

422
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: and Intel became a major company that does things right.

423
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: That's right with computer chips. That's what you do right,

424
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: that's right, computer chips. Yes, I'm glad you brought that up.

425
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: What it is when you get downtown to the micro

426
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: process nuts and bolt, it's really just about getting real small.

427
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: Because you remember back in the seventies, fill up the

428
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: sun side of the stage and and bubble bubble cards.

429
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: And I thought, you know, enough with this, let's bring

430
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: it down any I don't want to talk about that anymore.

431
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: Let's get off that subject, and let's get onto the

432
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: subject of why you're here. And then you find yourself

433
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: in the jingle game. And and I assume a talent

434
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: agent found you a true calling. Yes, that was. That

435
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: was I just realized, you know, when we're talking about

436
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: Intel getting things small, you can tell the whole story

437
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: in four or five seconds. Why not do that? And

438
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: you deliver deliver that magical musical punch, you know, litt

439
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: quitt rabbit fund and And and when I when I

440
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: heard them on the radio and on the TV, other

441
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: people's jingles, I just said, oh god, I wish I

442
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: could do that. And then I look at the mirror,

443
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: and I said, why can't you, Why don't you just

444
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: do it? Just do it. You want to make a jingle,

445
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: make a jingle. Hell, you lived in a tree for

446
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: a year and a half. Just do it, right, that's right.

447
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: And the weird thing was, I'd been making jingles my

448
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,479
Speaker 1: whole life leading up and you didn't even know it,

449
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: and I didn't know. So it was as though I

450
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: had been preparing my whole life to become this jingle man,

451
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: and you finally found your calling. And I believe the

452
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: first jingle you ever recorded was for an airline, Princeton

453
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: Air and U do you recall? Could you sing? You

454
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: want me to do? I'd love to hear sorry, Oh,

455
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear Princeton understand as an airline in

456
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: the seventies, Come sail the skies and Princeton Air we

457
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: lived to servant. Take you there there to dream. The

458
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: world is yours. We opper upper world, Well up yours.

459
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: We can buy you anywhere within the Antelope Valley. Yes,

460
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: And I knew nothing about Antelope Air. Princes are I'm sorry, prince?

461
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: And then I heard the jingle. I'm like, I gotta

462
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: check this out. And I used to fly it all

463
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: the time, up and down, up and down. You wouldn't

464
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: You never needed to drive around the Antelope Valley again

465
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: because you just take a quicker show, quick down. A

466
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: lot of times the planes never left the ground. They

467
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: just used the freeway. It was just runaway. But it's

468
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: it felt like you're going somewhere. You know. I could

469
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: never finished my you because by the time they put

470
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: it in front of you. It was like, oh, we're landing.

471
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: But there were times when you really made fast time

472
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: during rush hour traffic. Absolutely and you and if you

473
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: didn't take an a little bear, you'd be driving to

474
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,959
Speaker 1: be stuck in that prison. He stuck in that a

475
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: little traffic. And I wish I was on that right now.

476
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: Because they flew super low. For minute flight, you can

477
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:30,760
Speaker 1: only get about about seven ft off the ground. Yeah,

478
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: they'd buzz right over you. Fun pilots, pilots who had

479
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,439
Speaker 1: never flown before. And that was that. They were just like,

480
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: here we go, let's see what happens. Oh and that

481
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: that there, remember that? Remember that the potato the potato chip.

482
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, chippitty chip. Give us a little chipp ety chip.

483
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: The chippy his chimp for eddie tip, his chippity chip.

484
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: You're gonna flip when the chippity chip gets past your lip.

485
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: It's a hip chip. You can nap a skip the

486
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: chippy chip. It's a total group chip. Who walk or

487
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: run or take a rocket chip? You're not back up?

488
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 1: Chip about it? Chips now, chipp any chip? Uh. That

489
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: product didn't last very long, no, because they found chipped

490
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: baby teeth in the bag chippy chip that ruined it.

491
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: That that kind of ruined its pineapple, salsa, pineapple saucer, lemonade, barbecue,

492
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: so many flavors. Yep, asparagus and cream that was. That

493
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: was my favorite asparagus and cream chip flavored chip. And

494
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 1: you know the thing was it wasn't the song was

495
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: was not the problem, not at all. It was the

496
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 1: baby teeth that sends that company down. But you know what,

497
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: that's not of my concern. You just hired me to

498
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: make sure there's no baby. You're hired me to sing it.

499
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: You're not in charge of Oh my god, do you

500
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: remember that one I did for? Uh? Can I just

501
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sing this next one? Okay? Oh and

502
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: let me see if I can remember what and see

503
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: if you can remember what the product is. Oh, this one?

504
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: I did this one in England. This was English. Yea.

505
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: This one was for an English product as a sad

506
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: and something in the air. You can feel it when

507
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: you rise. It's a brand new start with every day

508
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: from the moment you open your eyes wake up feeling

509
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: shoundly free with a cop of James Tolliver in English tea.

510
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: James Tolliver English say that then that tea had arsenic

511
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: in it. That's right. Yes, I don't think I helped

512
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: the product. I don't think I helped sales. I wouldn't

513
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,919
Speaker 1: say that it was because the English accent wasn't really

514
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: in my wheelhouse. I'm surprised you didn't push back and say,

515
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: can I just give you one and with you know,

516
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: the regular Lanny pipes. I'm a pleaser. I just wanted

517
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: to give him what I thought they wanted. And uh, anyway, yeah,

518
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: that tea company went under fast. Arsenic and one of

519
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: the worst jingles of all times. I don't even know

520
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: why I volunteered to sing that one. To be honest

521
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: with you, Well, you're you know, at that time, you're

522
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: in your career, you're building a reputation. Just I'm sure

523
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 1: you just get the call and like it's a fun

524
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: trip to jolly old England, free trip to go to

525
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: exactly I wanted to. I wanted to walk the River Thames.

526
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: I wanted to experience England and all its gold glory.

527
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 1: And I think they pronounced it the famous the things,

528
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: the things, river things. I'll go punching all the time

529
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: now that all the time. Do you know that time.

530
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: Now we're in the sweet spot. Wow, that's really good.

531
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: Um can I can I do like three or four

532
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: of seven more and then I'll be on my way. Yes,

533
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: this one is from one called jam Or. Its amalgamated

534
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: good fixtures, a very popular product in this world. There's

535
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: a heck of a lot of choices you can make.

536
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: It's up to you and your clients that you don't

537
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: make a stay. A bad decision can ruin your company

538
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 1: and you can't lose your shirt. It's the same old

539
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: story when a businessman ends up in the dirt jabber.

540
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: It's a Maga Maga daughter fixers and mountain mount Yes, well,

541
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:45,399
Speaker 1: thank you. Now I still have stock in generates. It's

542
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: a steady, steady, steady as you go, slow and steady

543
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: and one hell of a one hell of a jingle.

544
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: That jingle was taped. As as I went on in

545
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: my career of jingles, I found myself reaching deeper into

546
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: the nook and crannies of the of the subtleties of

547
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 1: the jingle, and they just got better in bed right.

548
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: If I recall, you did thousands of radio spots too.

549
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: I did a lot of radio spots. Oh yeah, yeahm um,

550
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: remember KRUC k R O k R O C K

551
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: and Davenport yep, k Rock Davenport. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

552
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, I remember. I remember k Rock Davenport. Quad

553
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: said he's turned it up. I turned it up because

554
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: the rock is alive. K Rock Davenport for y'all more

555
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: didn't drive WSLB. Yeah yeah, you keep on going to

556
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: the next you. My memory works, your memory. I I

557
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 1: do the same way. I do the exact same thing.

558
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 1: I'm getting hot. Is anyone else getting hot? Well? You

559
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: got your leather friends jacket on. Um. Yeah, So they

560
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 1: would they and they would play that. It's not really

561
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: like a tight radio spot. I mean it's a good

562
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: twelve seconds. Look. I started to get really long in

563
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 1: my jingles. Yeah, and in fact, they started to become

564
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 1: like full on songs. But you had leverage at that point,

565
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: and you were like, if you want me, you gotta

566
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 1: give me the full you gotta let me give a

567
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: whole beginning, middle of an end. I gotta tell a

568
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: story with these jingles. And I'm feeling constrained by the tightness,

569
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: so so so so check out this next one I did.

570
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: This one was for an adult contemporary wus be adult contemporary,

571
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 1: mellow as the morning. Do we play the music that's

572
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: all right for you? From Holland Notes to Selene Beyond,

573
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: turn us into get your groove on ws LB adult contemporary.

574
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: You know, right now, I'm realizing that I should have

575
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: sung that jingle more as an adult contemporary style because

576
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: it sounded more classic rock when I was it did,

577
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,399
Speaker 1: but I think that's why it was so effective, because

578
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: people were, you know, thinking they, oh, this is contemporary,

579
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: but I love the tone and the tenor of this

580
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 1: guy's voice. Well, and I wonder if they play more

581
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: than just adult contemporary. Yeah, I think it made it.

582
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: I think it made the station intriguing. It did it did?

583
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: I'm just saying things right now. You know, I always

584
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: thought jingles were my main thing, but now I'm realizing,

585
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: ron I'm very bad at it. Don't say that. Don't

586
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: say that I'm one of the worst jinglers ever. No no, no,

587
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: no no. My whole life has been a sham. Okay, okay,

588
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: let's pull this so okay. D Lanny Kn't Cool smooth

589
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: Jazz out of Baltimore, rab up the Due and back,

590
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: Papa Scoobit ribbing in the back, made out boppa smooth jazz. See,

591
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: that's why it's the stone Gone. This is where we

592
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: met a hitting facts, only news and a whole lot

593
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: no brown Bagudy and the team only our channel far

594
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 1: San Diego. Lannie, it always goes this way. It always

595
00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: just hanging out with you's been so goddamn good lady.

596
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna get you back in your Dodge caravan and

597
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: get you on your way. I'm the designated D and

598
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: I am good to go. Are you sure? Okay? All right, Landy,

599
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: thank you so much for a visiting. Thank you, thank you.

600
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: Don't forget your hat? Do you want your hat right

601
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: back here? Lanny jakins everyone, Oh my god, Landy. You know,

602
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: it's a real insight into the jingle business. Was a

603
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: wild rise. He's a he is a complicated individual. Uh,

604
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: he said, he was the d D. Nothing we can

605
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: do now, yeah, got to finish the show. Except finished

606
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: the show right, Well, that was fascinating, It really was.

607
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. Lanny drink a lot

608
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: of my Scotch though, he owes me. God, he drank

609
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: five dollars in scott I only buy fifteen scotch. Carolina

610
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: I'd like to, of course, in tonight with something I

611
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: like to call my take. It's my thing. Yes, you

612
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: can go, it's my take. Yes, thank you for that.

613
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: This week marked the beginning of Senate confirmation hearings of

614
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: Judge Katangi Brown Jackson, and while the questioning will be rigorous,

615
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: it is believed that there will be enough votes for confirmation,

616
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: thus naming her as our first black female Supreme Court justice. Now,

617
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: this country can be a little three steps forward and

618
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: two steps back at times, but this would be a

619
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: groundbreaking achievement. And isn't that what America needs to do again?

620
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: Lead the world by example, empowering not just women, but

621
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: all marginalized people. In the famous words of Alexander Hamilton's

622
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: our first black politician, my name is Alexander Hamilton's there's

623
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: a man million things I haven't done. Just you wait,

624
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: just you wait. Well, the way it is over, Alexander

625
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: Hamilton's disappointment would mean so much for me, and not

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Speaker 1: because I'm black. I'm not black. Even though I've been

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Speaker 1: asked to host the Soul Train Awards seventeen times. Don

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Speaker 1: Cornelius and I were roommates at the University of ioland

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Speaker 1: I was flattered, but it never felt appropriate. Disappointment resonates

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Speaker 1: with me because I've always dreamed of being a Supreme

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Speaker 1: Court justice. In fact, I've gone through the confirmation process

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Speaker 1: twenty two times now. It's not in the big room

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Speaker 1: with all the TV cameras. It's it's usually in a

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Speaker 1: side room behind closed doors, and only a handful of

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Speaker 1: senators show up. Last time, it was only Diane Feinstein,

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Speaker 1: and she said said, oh it's you again. We laughed

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Speaker 1: and talked. I happened to have brought a bottle of

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Speaker 1: rose with me, She said playfully. I can't, but what

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Speaker 1: the hell You're never getting confirmed anyway? We laughed again.

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Speaker 1: I suddenly turned away to wipe a tear off my

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Speaker 1: cheek because that wasn't stunk. I had brought a chuck

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Speaker 1: MANGIONI c D and asked her if there was a

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Speaker 1: sound system that we could play this on. She said,

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Speaker 1: give me a sec and left. I waited for what

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Speaker 1: felt like twenty minutes, and then I heard the senator

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Speaker 1: returned in a slight revealing evening gown, took my hand

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Speaker 1: and we started to dance. You're out of order, she said, okay,

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Speaker 1: I said, I object if you don't try and kiss me.

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Speaker 1: She said, okay, I said, I will hold you in

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Speaker 1: contempt if you don't make a move. She then said Finally,

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Speaker 1: I stopped dancing, and I asked, what the hell is

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Speaker 1: going on? Is this an episode of law and order?

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Speaker 1: I don't follow. The senator said she was making anu

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Speaker 1: indo with court references. Oh right, I bluffed, pretending like

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Speaker 1: I knew what innuendo meant. I didn't. I now know

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Speaker 1: that innuendo is a form of Brazilian music. Anyway, the

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Speaker 1: song ended and we realized it was two am. We'd

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Speaker 1: been there for fourteen hours, but it only it only

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Speaker 1: felt like twelve. I'm not going to talk about what

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Speaker 1: happened between us. Gentlemen never kiss and tell. Suffice to say,

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Speaker 1: Diane Feinstein's no prude. It takes a fairly adventurous woman

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Speaker 1: to teach ron Burgundy a thing or two about love making,

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Speaker 1: and that night I was the student. Anyway. She gathered

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Speaker 1: her various briefcases and overhead projector, turned and headed for

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Speaker 1: the door, but then stopped and said, this time I

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Speaker 1: would have voted for you, Mr Burgundy. I had my

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Speaker 1: back to her, bursting with pride. And I screamed, may

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Speaker 1: I approached the bench, But just like that, she was going.

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Speaker 1: That's as close as I ever got to be in

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Speaker 1: considered for the highest court in the land. But who

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Speaker 1: am I kidding? I never went to law school, even

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Speaker 1: though I read law books for pleasure and for the

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Speaker 1: honorable Judge Jackson. If you happen to be listening to this,

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Speaker 1: you probably are. Just know that, no matter how frustrating

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Speaker 1: the vetting process, maybe it's there for a reason so

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Speaker 1: assholes can score political points in front of a room

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Speaker 1: full of assholes. I'm Ron Burgundy and that's my take.

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Speaker 1: Fuck us so funny. We tried us like a plank

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Speaker 1: to younger feel so we never get come back. He

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Speaker 1: took a couple up while I was standing. He says

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Speaker 1: it every night stand, which because everybody knows he's the

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