WEBVTT - How Lotteries Work

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<v Speaker 1>Brought to you by the reinvented two thousand twelve camera.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ready. Are you welcome to Stuff you Should Know

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<v Speaker 1>from House Stuff Works dot com? Hey, and welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast Josh Clark Chuck Bryant. Stuff you should Know?

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<v Speaker 1>You think? It does not sound like a current affair

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<v Speaker 1>one of those tabloid shows hard copy? Remember that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they still around? I think some of them are, Thankfully,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't watch television at four thirty pm. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>have a job. I wouldn't know. Yeah. Here in Georgia,

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<v Speaker 1>we had this thing called the Hope Grant. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we still do. I think so. We're like, if you

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<v Speaker 1>keep a B plus average or more uh in high school,

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<v Speaker 1>if you graduate with the B plus average and you

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<v Speaker 1>can maintain it through college, you get a free ride

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<v Speaker 1>to a state school and it's funded by the lountry. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That came along after I was there. It was it

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<v Speaker 1>was it started actually when I went to college. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was the first year. UM, and they there

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<v Speaker 1>have been tons and tons of studies done on who's

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<v Speaker 1>going to college, and it's generally white, upper middle class

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<v Speaker 1>kids who are benefiting from the Hope scholarship. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it's poor minorities who are playing the lotto in effect

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<v Speaker 1>putting um white kids through college who who whose parents

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<v Speaker 1>could otherwise pay for it. Yeah. A lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>have called the attacks on the poor and definitely the

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<v Speaker 1>ant the anti robin hood take from the poor and

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<v Speaker 1>give to the rich. Should we talk about some stats?

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<v Speaker 1>Should get that out of the way. Yeah, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a few for you, josh Um. There is one study

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<v Speaker 1>in California where they have shown that the racial and

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<v Speaker 1>household income lines match up with how how California is divided.

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<v Speaker 1>So sure has that been disputed at all? Yeah? People

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<v Speaker 1>are saying they're cooking the books. They'll last questions like

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<v Speaker 1>have you played the lottery in the last month, But

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<v Speaker 1>they don't say have you bought fifteen scratch off tickets

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<v Speaker 1>per day? Yeah, that's a good point, so they don't

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<v Speaker 1>really dive in there. I was reading a story I

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<v Speaker 1>think from CBS News Texas in two thousand and seven.

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<v Speaker 1>They found that um blacks and Hispanics play the lottery

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<v Speaker 1>twice as much as whites do, regardless of class. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and scratch off tickets are apparently the crack cocaine of

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<v Speaker 1>lottery in Texas is the first state to offer a

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<v Speaker 1>fifty dollar scratch off ticket. Holy cow, you pay fifty

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<v Speaker 1>bucks to buy this thing. Have you ever gone on

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<v Speaker 1>like a little scratch off bender? I have before, And

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<v Speaker 1>when you get into the grips of it, you might

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<v Speaker 1>as well be huffing ether. There's no way out. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Massachusetts. One third of the calls to the gambling

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<v Speaker 1>Addiction hotline or from lottery players. Really, yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>play it. I'm surprised it's just a third. Actually. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like um, alcoholism and beer. You can buy beer,

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<v Speaker 1>you can buy liquor, and in a lot of states

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<v Speaker 1>you have to buy it from a state store. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the same thing. These are state run vice operations, basically, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much, and their people have a real problem with them.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, the states just making so much cash

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<v Speaker 1>off of these things that they aren't really doing a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot about it. Yeah, and here's the other thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get on with just what the lottery is,

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<v Speaker 1>we should talk about a little more mouthfeasance. Apparently not

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<v Speaker 1>very much money at all is going to K through

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<v Speaker 1>twelve education. Oh yeah, most lotteries go towards education. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how the college. Yeah, it's all going to college. They

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<v Speaker 1>said that less than one percent in um, half of

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<v Speaker 1>the states that played the lottery go to K to twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>And the other hinky thing is they they sell it

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<v Speaker 1>to you as a as a benefit for education, like

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<v Speaker 1>all over the marketing, but the legislation now many states

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<v Speaker 1>are starting to kind of use it for whatever they

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<v Speaker 1>want according to their budget, Like in Missouri. When it started,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was like was supposed to go towards education,

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<v Speaker 1>and now it's like thirty and they use it for

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<v Speaker 1>budget shortfalls and whatever they need, they'll just rewrite the

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<v Speaker 1>Law's grim. That's really grim, especially when you consider all

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<v Speaker 1>the people who are just blowing cash on scratch off

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<v Speaker 1>tickets or lotto tickets and have like real gambling problems. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the controversy. Uh. And actually this problem goes

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<v Speaker 1>back pretty far, right to the sixteenth century, I believe

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<v Speaker 1>Florence Ferenz. Yeah, that's where the lotto comes from. And

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<v Speaker 1>I think the term lotto is based on lots, like

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<v Speaker 1>drawing lots, game of chance, luck. Yes, right, um. And

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<v Speaker 1>so the first lotto that anybody is aware of where

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<v Speaker 1>there was a cash prize given out was the lotto

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<v Speaker 1>deferenze you want to say, uh, And that was again

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<v Speaker 1>in the sixteenth century in Italy. Um and in the

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<v Speaker 1>US we've always had something of a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a fever for the lotto, haven't we. Yeah. Apparently the

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<v Speaker 1>Colony of Virginia was founded by raise money from lotteries,

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<v Speaker 1>and there were two hundred lotteries permitted between seventeen forty

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<v Speaker 1>four and the Revolutionary War that funded Rhodes libraries, colleges, bridges, churches. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of them were for civic projects, right, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And Princeton and Columbia Universities were built on a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money. Did you know that I did in Latin

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what it's what it is in latin Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but the crest for Princeton it translates to Daddy needs

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<v Speaker 1>in New Parachutes. And there's some dice on this shield.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. If you have fifteen grand you can go

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<v Speaker 1>to eBay and buy a lottery ticket with George Washington

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<v Speaker 1>signature on it. Sweet, pretty cool, huh. Yeah. So I

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<v Speaker 1>had no idea that lotteries were this entrenched in the

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<v Speaker 1>founding of our country, all right, Well, they they kind

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<v Speaker 1>of fell out of favor I imagine probably in part

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<v Speaker 1>because of the temperance movement in the nineteenth century. Temperance uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and then in the twentieth century. But the mid twentieth

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<v Speaker 1>century lotto fever could not be suppressed. The inoculations ran

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<v Speaker 1>out and everybody was like, give me some tickets, and

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<v Speaker 1>New Hampshire live the way in nineteen sixty four with

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<v Speaker 1>its first state run lottery of the century. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't play the lottery myself at all, but I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely see the irresistible lure of a dollar winning you

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<v Speaker 1>millions of dollars. I don't know, man, let's just get

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<v Speaker 1>this out of the way. Would you want to win

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<v Speaker 1>the lottery honestly? Mm hmm. And if so, what's what's

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<v Speaker 1>the minimum amount you would have to win to not

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<v Speaker 1>just below it? You know, I'm gonna say now, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't want to either, because, uh, stress and anxiety and complications.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I want to make my life, keep it

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<v Speaker 1>as simple as possible, and that would do that would

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<v Speaker 1>just complicate everything. Oh, it definitely wouldn't. And all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of jerks come out of the woodwork, and yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're kind of like, I don't have an uncle

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<v Speaker 1>from Venezuela, right exactly. Well, I guess it's possible this

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<v Speaker 1>guy wouldn't. He's saying it was my uncle. So I

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<v Speaker 1>get here's some money I should invest in his coffee

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<v Speaker 1>bean field, right exactly, or you know, get some Nigerian

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<v Speaker 1>general out of trouble via email. Um So, Chuck, I

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<v Speaker 1>would not necessarily want to win the lotto either, unless

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<v Speaker 1>it was such a vast amount that I couldn't possibly

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<v Speaker 1>run through it, and I'd probably go off and travel

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<v Speaker 1>or do whatever. Yeah. I'm also one of those jerk

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<v Speaker 1>offs who thinks that like, working for your money is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of the thing to do. Chuck works sid for

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<v Speaker 1>his money. You know, I would feel like I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be very unfulfilled if someone just gave me a polocash,

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<v Speaker 1>right yeah. And that's an excellent point too, because if

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<v Speaker 1>you think about it, Let's say you did win a

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<v Speaker 1>million dollars. Let's say you one time million dollars, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into how that trickles down to almost nothing

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<v Speaker 1>by the time it gets into your pocket. But um,

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<v Speaker 1>let's say you won ten million dollars and after a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of years you've blown through it, right, Yeah, You've

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<v Speaker 1>done nothing to earn that money, so therefore you could

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<v Speaker 1>never get it back. It was just blind luck. If

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<v Speaker 1>you make ten million dollars writing a book or writing

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<v Speaker 1>a movie, or in business or in real estate, you

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<v Speaker 1>can make that back again. Actually if you if you

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<v Speaker 1>blow it all right, because you've done something for it,

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<v Speaker 1>You've used your own um wits and in skill, but

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<v Speaker 1>with a lot of know it's just a trip to

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<v Speaker 1>easy Street that turns out to be hell well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>why it appeals to so many people, except for the

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<v Speaker 1>hell part. Yeah, you know, and that's why it's people

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<v Speaker 1>see it as attacks on the poor because it's like here,

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<v Speaker 1>even the scratch off tickets, you know, just a chance

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<v Speaker 1>to win like a couple of hundred bucks. It's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of sad. At the same time, though, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>you have to add a little perspective to it. You

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't really play the louder. Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I've done some like scratch off benders here there, but

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<v Speaker 1>nothing more than like five or ten bucks. Right, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got an occasional powerball, occasional power I'll admit that, um,

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<v Speaker 1>but rarely. But consider this. You and I are um,

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<v Speaker 1>upper middle class white guys age eighteen to forty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty much the entire country is based on whatever we want.

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<v Speaker 1>All of the focus groups, all the studies, all of

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<v Speaker 1>the the pharmaceutical tests, they're based on us, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>we have it so ridiculously easy that I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>entirely possible that we're blinded to why people play the lottery.

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<v Speaker 1>If you simply don't have a leg up, if there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing you can do, if you're being kept down economically, socially,

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Um, there is this promise of I could

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<v Speaker 1>really use a couple extra million bucks, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care if some jackass does come out of the wood

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<v Speaker 1>work and says he's my uncle. Like, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>easy to criticize people who play the lottery as stupid, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But at the same time, I think that reveals a

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<v Speaker 1>misunderstanding of where somebody's coming from. And then, of course

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<v Speaker 1>there are just some jackasses who play the lottery because

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<v Speaker 1>they're bored or just have or people who do have

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<v Speaker 1>a gambling problem. But I think that there is some

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<v Speaker 1>promise of a lottery, and I think that the state

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<v Speaker 1>praise upon that through their lotteries. Yeah, I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>easy for us to sit here and say, well, if

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<v Speaker 1>you spend a year on scratch off tickets, if you

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<v Speaker 1>had invested that in the rath I ra a, then

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<v Speaker 1>you could potentially have a retirement account. And it's just

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<v Speaker 1>just shut up. Yeah, I've been poor man, and I

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<v Speaker 1>can tell you the poor mentality is tough to break

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<v Speaker 1>out of. Yes, I was. I was poor at one

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<v Speaker 1>point myself. Yeah, it sucks. And I was a lottery

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<v Speaker 1>scratch off fiend. Not true. Yeah, So all right, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>we really usually our tirades come towards the end. For

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<v Speaker 1>some reason, we front loaded this one with let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about how lotteries work. Yes, Josh, if you are playing

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<v Speaker 1>a game with fifty balls, let's say fifty ping pong balls,

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<v Speaker 1>and each one that says the number your odds of

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<v Speaker 1>winning is about sixteen million to one, and if they

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<v Speaker 1>just add one ball to that soft balls, it shoots

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<v Speaker 1>up to about seventy six million to one. And the

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<v Speaker 1>real reason I don't play that is a fantastic calculation.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just did there. But and I don't mean

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<v Speaker 1>to criticize you, a surprisingly simple one, actually, right, So,

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<v Speaker 1>if you have six numbers that you have to pick

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<v Speaker 1>out of fifty balls, your initial chance is uh fifty

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<v Speaker 1>to six or it's like I think at eight point

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<v Speaker 1>three to one, right, and you can go on down

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<v Speaker 1>the line. After one ball is picked, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a forty nine to five chance? And so on and

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<v Speaker 1>so on. So if you take you to these and

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<v Speaker 1>multiply them, that's where you get that sixteen million to

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<v Speaker 1>one chance. Because they don't play lotteries with one ball

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<v Speaker 1>if they If they did, then what would that be

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<v Speaker 1>a one to one chance? Especially if it was just

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<v Speaker 1>one number and they told you at a time the

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<v Speaker 1>winning numbers is going to be six lottery? Um? So

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<v Speaker 1>the yeah, you've also got power balls, right, which is

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<v Speaker 1>are multi state lotteries where everybody joins together. Um. And

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<v Speaker 1>the most common one is you have to pick five

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<v Speaker 1>numbers from a set of fifty balls. So use that

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<v Speaker 1>calculation I just said, Um, But then you also have

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<v Speaker 1>to pick one powerball number out of thirty six. Then

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<v Speaker 1>you multiply that original calculation by thirty six, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>up to seventies six point to seven, five million to one. Chance. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And like I said, that's why I don't play the

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<v Speaker 1>lottery for real. I just I would never ever, ever

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<v Speaker 1>win it, so I'd rather spend that dollar on whatever, cigarettes, beef,

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<v Speaker 1>jerky anything. Yeah, chuck, Josh, have you ever noticed that, UM,

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<v Speaker 1>when you say win ten million dollars, what you actually

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<v Speaker 1>end up with is like two point five million? Just

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<v Speaker 1>tick y'all. Yeah, well, it depends you're talking about. UM.

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<v Speaker 1>You can eat. You can choose either lumps on payment

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<v Speaker 1>or pay me out over the next whatever twenty five years.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it usually is. Yeah, it looks like from

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<v Speaker 1>from this article the best one to go with if

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<v Speaker 1>your patient is the UM series of annual payments or annuity.

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<v Speaker 1>I disagree. Okay, Well, I mean I would think you

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<v Speaker 1>could make you get about a five pc interest return

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<v Speaker 1>that way, and I think if you have half a brain,

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<v Speaker 1>you can get a better return than that by investing

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<v Speaker 1>that money. And also I think if you die, doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>that it's not like they start paying your next of

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<v Speaker 1>ken or anything, right, No, they do everywhere. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a lot of windfall. Becomes part of your estate. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And actually, since you bring that up, there's a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of advice. If you ever do win a major

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<v Speaker 1>lottery or any a lotto. Uh, the first thing you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do is sign the ticket because it's a

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<v Speaker 1>bearer instrument and whoever has it he turns it in

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<v Speaker 1>is the winner. So you want to sign it. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The next thing you want to do is go talk

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<v Speaker 1>to a lawyer before you go into turn in your ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>Go get a lawyer. Yeah, you don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>standing on the stage with the big check without having

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<v Speaker 1>like an accountant and a lawyer by your side, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And the lawyer is gonna set set up a trust

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<v Speaker 1>in a state all sorts of other stuff, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you go in and you claim your winnings and the

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<v Speaker 1>lawyer is gonna take a chunk. The lawyer is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take a chunk, but not as much as Uncle Sam. Huh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well that's just the case with everything. Uh. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Sam's gonna take a time about twenty percent in

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<v Speaker 1>federal taxes unless you win millions of dollars, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna shoot up to thirty nine percent, which is the

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<v Speaker 1>highest tax bracket, and then add state and locals and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll get about half of your money. And then if

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<v Speaker 1>you choose a lumps some you get less anyway, So,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, a ten million dollar lumps on payment

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<v Speaker 1>after taxes would be about two and a half a MILLI.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're done. That's the way I would want to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. You are done with the annuitized payments, right

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<v Speaker 1>you you're basically getting uh you start I think at

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<v Speaker 1>what one percent? Yeah, and it goes up a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit each each goes up a tenth of a percent

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<v Speaker 1>each year. So you start off if you win ten

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<v Speaker 1>million bucks, you start off with two fifty k, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the last payment turns out to be five K,

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<v Speaker 1>and you get this check every year. UM. And the

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<v Speaker 1>way that this is paid for there's the lottery is

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<v Speaker 1>not just like we're sitting on this pile of cash.

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<v Speaker 1>They couldn't do that. And what they do actually is

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<v Speaker 1>they deal with UM bond agents, bond brokers, and they

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<v Speaker 1>buy zero coupon bonds. Right, so like you have a

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<v Speaker 1>set price that you're paying for him that day, and

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<v Speaker 1>in one year or ten years or whatever, this thing

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be worth a specified amount of money. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So like in ten years, if you bought a two

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<v Speaker 1>d and sixty dollar bond I'm sorry, twenty five years,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be about a thousand dollars. That's how that works,

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<v Speaker 1>and what what the lotto does is they contact about

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<v Speaker 1>usually seven bond dealers to find out who has the

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<v Speaker 1>best rates, and they um, they purchase a package of

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five bonds to cover your payout right, and then

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<v Speaker 1>once the bond matures, they get the money, they transfer

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<v Speaker 1>it to you and you get a check done done.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty interesting and that usually ends up costing them this

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<v Speaker 1>package of bonds about half of the jackpot, which is

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<v Speaker 1>about what you get when you get a lump sum.

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<v Speaker 1>So it doesn't really matter to them either way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thin they said about the people choose the lumps some

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<v Speaker 1>I can. I'm not surprised by that at all. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And Georgia, actually, I know there's other states too, has

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<v Speaker 1>one of those win for life deals where there is

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<v Speaker 1>no lumps on. You get like fifty dollars a year

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty years or something like that, and that's the prize.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no like wiggle room and how you accept it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>other states give you a choice. No, no, No No, win

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<v Speaker 1>for life is a specific game. Oh it is, okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so like if you play win for life, that that's

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<v Speaker 1>your prize. Well, some states don't give you a choice.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like we give out lump sum or we give

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<v Speaker 1>out a new attize or you can choose, but when

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<v Speaker 1>you choose, you have to choose when you buy the

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<v Speaker 1>lotto ticket. Yeah. I think New York you got to

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<v Speaker 1>choose when you buy it, but most other states is

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<v Speaker 1>like once you've won it, they let you choose. Pretty cool. Yeah, um, chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>did you know that there's two types of lotto machines?

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<v Speaker 1>I do now, Yeah, I didn't before. Yeah. I think

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<v Speaker 1>all I've ever seen as the air mixed machines. Same here.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's what they use on Channel two Action News.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that dude, by the way, do you what's

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<v Speaker 1>his name, John Crow? He's an old old friend of

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<v Speaker 1>mine from TV production and he was picked as the

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<v Speaker 1>lottery lottery guy and it looks really good and dress

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<v Speaker 1>uh you mean dressed up. Yeah. Yeah, he's a nice guy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's a nice guy using air mix machine. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>And that is the one where you see the ping

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<v Speaker 1>pong balls floating around and the air it's yeah. And

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<v Speaker 1>then they opened the little door and one at a time,

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<v Speaker 1>the little ping pong ball slides up the shoot always visible.

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<v Speaker 1>That's key. You can never have a ping pong ball

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<v Speaker 1>go through a tube that you can't see through. That's

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<v Speaker 1>bad news is it doesn't inspire confidence. And you'll also

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<v Speaker 1>notice that all lot of drawings are live, which is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a big thing too, very important. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you suspect they're live. I guess if you don't believe

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<v Speaker 1>that the moon landing was real, you probably aren't buying

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<v Speaker 1>that the lot of drawings are live. Yeah, we should

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<v Speaker 1>mention a couple of other security measures. Um and or again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually overseen by the state police and the detect

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<v Speaker 1>the attends each drawing. I thought that was pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Balls are usually weighed ahead of time. Why before and after?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are we gonna talk about Pennsylvania? Let's do it

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<v Speaker 1>all right? The trimple six fix is what it's called.

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<v Speaker 1>John Travolta in nineteen eighty John Travolta was it a movie?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember. I think it was What You Got

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<v Speaker 1>to Do with It? Then he was in a movie

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<v Speaker 1>about it, Okay, but I think it was loosely based

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<v Speaker 1>on the I don't think it was like a depiction

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<v Speaker 1>of that. Yeah. Famously, in nineteen eighty, the Pennsylvania lottery

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<v Speaker 1>was rigged by a masterminded not well because he got

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<v Speaker 1>caught by a guy named Nick Perry, he was the

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<v Speaker 1>John Crow of Pennsylvania at the time. He was the announcer,

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<v Speaker 1>and he got together with an art director and said, hey, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>can you figure out a way to wait these balls

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<v Speaker 1>except for three of them, I'm sorry, two of them

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<v Speaker 1>four and six, And that way we know that only

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<v Speaker 1>combinations of four six will come up. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>there's eight combinations and a triple digit drawing. And they

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<v Speaker 1>did it, but they, you know, they got greedy and

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<v Speaker 1>got caught. Was the art director named Phoebe Buffet, No

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<v Speaker 1>she in the Trivalta movie. His name was Joseph Buck

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<v Speaker 1>and he was pinched along with Perry and then some

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<v Speaker 1>other people they had in on the scan that lingo.

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<v Speaker 1>They basically they ended up that the cops were alerted

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<v Speaker 1>to the fact that there was a very skewed amount

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<v Speaker 1>of numbers bought for six and four and when it

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<v Speaker 1>came up six six six, and they had all these

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<v Speaker 1>people clamoring for winnings, they went, we should look into this.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that just the fact that it came up

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<v Speaker 1>six six six alone should raised a few eyebrows, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the number of the beast josh Uh and so

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<v Speaker 1>he you know, they were. They were tried and convicted,

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<v Speaker 1>and Perry I think some of the other guys sold

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<v Speaker 1>him out and he went to jail just for a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of years, then the Halfway house, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>was on probation. So not a very big deal for him.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess did he get to keep the money? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>they got all that back. Okay, So yeah, they're using

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<v Speaker 1>an air mixed machine, and since then, air mixed machines

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<v Speaker 1>are still used. Obviously they use them. Your buddy uses

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<v Speaker 1>it on the news. Um, but machine, Oh it isn't okay. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't take it home and polish it at night

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<v Speaker 1>before bed. No, but we could get a scam together

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<v Speaker 1>with him. We should try it. Oh. Anyway, The other

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<v Speaker 1>type of lotto machine that's generally used that's viewed as

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<v Speaker 1>more secure, largely because of that scam, uh, is the

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<v Speaker 1>gravity pick lotto machine. Right. How does that thing work? Well?

0:20:37.000 --> 0:20:39.440
<v Speaker 1>It uses like kind of rubbery balls that are heavy

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<v Speaker 1>with two paddles that spinning opposite directions that mix the balls. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no air involved, there's no ping pong balls, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no waiting the balls, and other than that, it's virtually

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing as an an air pick ball. This

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<v Speaker 1>is an optical sensor, so it's high tech. And then bam,

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<v Speaker 1>six numbers, one after the other, and if you want,

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<v Speaker 1>if you pick them you want. I imagine, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't play, I don't even want to win, but

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine that's a very surreal moment when you look

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<v Speaker 1>down at your ticket, because there's all those numbers. It

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<v Speaker 1>would just I bet it's really difficult for your brain

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<v Speaker 1>to really see that and except that that's what it's seeing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we used to when I worked at in New Jersey

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<v Speaker 1>at the restaurant, we used to pull That's really the

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<v Speaker 1>only time I ever played that much. We'd pull our money,

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<v Speaker 1>the waiters would, and we'd buy like a hundred tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you're throwing five dollars and I'll agree to

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<v Speaker 1>split it and you know, buy the restaurant and burn

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<v Speaker 1>it down if we want that kind of thing. Was Kelly,

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<v Speaker 1>uh No, no, No No, this is a New Jersey at

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<v Speaker 1>the store. Did Yeah, that's it. Well, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to read about lottos, and we also have an article

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<v Speaker 1>called how to Play the Lottery, Tips and Guidelines, it's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty in depth, didn't it. I didn't read that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you really in depth? Other tips? Yeah? What what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of tips could there be? Well, there's like wheeling tracking,

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<v Speaker 1>like basically paying attention to numbers. How different people doing

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<v Speaker 1>pooling is is one thing. How many members there should

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<v Speaker 1>be in a pool if it's a private pool, and

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<v Speaker 1>then more than fifteen. If it's a largely commercial pool,

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<v Speaker 1>no more than a hundred. Make sure that you're the

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<v Speaker 1>people who are organizing it are reputable, etcetera, etcetera. I

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<v Speaker 1>bet that could get messy. Look at these spreadsheets. Yeah. So,

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<v Speaker 1>if you are interested in playing the lotto and you

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<v Speaker 1>want some tips and tricks, we won't judge. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you can type in lotteries on how stuff Works dot

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<v Speaker 1>Com in the handy search bar, and there you will

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<v Speaker 1>also find, in my experience, the first time I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen the phrase hotter than a two dollar pistol used

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<v Speaker 1>in an article on the site. You'll find that by

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<v Speaker 1>typing lottery in the handy search bar how stuffworks dot Com,

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<v Speaker 1>which brings us, of course, to listener mail this indeed,

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<v Speaker 1>herr Clark, Uh, this is I'm just gonna call this UM.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe this happened. Email. This is from Ben

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<v Speaker 1>and Megan, and they said this. My wife and I

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<v Speaker 1>married in Las Vegas recently and one of those amazing

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<v Speaker 1>Las Vegas chapels. It wasn't a tequila inspired spur of

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<v Speaker 1>the moment sort of thing. We planned it for several

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<v Speaker 1>months and you guys actually played a part in our evening.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you remember this one. I can't believe this.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh to explain, before we left, I had crafted a

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<v Speaker 1>perfect wedding night playlist of my iPod. I've also added

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<v Speaker 1>several of your podcast to listen to on the flight.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he's a big, tall guy and he hates to fly,

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<v Speaker 1>so apparently we helped that. After the ceremony, What what

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<v Speaker 1>is he being tall had to do with hating to fly? Well,

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