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<v Speaker 1>Jebels second Dato day. You know a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>waste their time trying to find love online dating or

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<v Speaker 1>having friends hook them up with somebody that they think

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<v Speaker 1>would be perfect, when everybody knows the only place to

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<v Speaker 1>really find true love is in a crowded men's bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>at a dirty bar. We all know that, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>that's where Eric found the girl that he wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call today, in the men's bathroom at a bar. What's up, Eric's, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not entirely true. That's what your email said. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't standing in the bathroom we were. I was

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<v Speaker 1>at this bar and the girl's line was like down

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<v Speaker 1>the hall. It was really a long line. She looked

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<v Speaker 1>like pretty upset. So I was like, hey, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you use the men's bathroom when I watched the door. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so she did use the men's bathroom, yes, and you

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<v Speaker 1>stood guarding us into her PA. I don't know about listening,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So tell us more about her. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>your email said how you met and that she's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back, but how'd your evening go with her? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>her name was Penny and she was really nice. So

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<v Speaker 1>she thanked me for watching the door for her, and

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<v Speaker 1>I asked her if maybe she wanted to drink, so

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<v Speaker 1>we went over to the bar and got her drink together.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a gentleman, and you even paid held the door. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we got along really good, just back and forth.

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<v Speaker 1>I asked to what she did. She asked me what

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<v Speaker 1>I what I did for work and everything, which right

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm out of work currently. So so you impressed

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<v Speaker 1>her with that line. Yeah, what did you do? It's truthful.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna lie to it. Okay, that's good. It's

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<v Speaker 1>good that you didn't say like I'm an entrepreneur. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you guys actually do on your date?

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't go on a date. Oh okay, So she's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back just after this one night you

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<v Speaker 1>met her at the bar. Yeah, exactly. So when we're

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<v Speaker 1>at the bar, we're talking and everything, and I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to ask her out see if she wanted, so I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know how to do it. And we're just

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<v Speaker 1>standing there talking and everything, and I saw this rose

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<v Speaker 1>laying on the bar, so I grabbed the rose and

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<v Speaker 1>I gave it to her and I said, hey, if

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<v Speaker 1>you take this and go out with me, I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>you twelve more. Oh my gosh, Yeah, I just say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she actually like that? She loved it? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean she said, yes, she took the rose. Did she

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<v Speaker 1>notice that you stole it from somebody else? No? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think so, all right, And so you guys what

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<v Speaker 1>you got her number? There? Yeah? We exchanged numbers and

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<v Speaker 1>then we texted. It seemed real friendly and everything, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it just started to get weird. It seemed a

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<v Speaker 1>little more distant. So I just actually like, what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on with a cold shoulder? And then after that I

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<v Speaker 1>never got a response. What do you mean it got distant?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It was like, hey, how you doing,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we were leading up to something, and then it

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<v Speaker 1>just seemed like it just seemed like something went away.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get it. All right. So you met her

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<v Speaker 1>this one night at the bar, You had a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>over drinks after you helped her pee, and you want

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<v Speaker 1>you liked her so much that you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second date up thing just after that. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>liked her. I really want to go on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with her. How long did you guys spend together at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar? Half hour? So after a half hour you're

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<v Speaker 1>willing to do a second date? Update? Yeah, half hours

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. Go to a lot and a half hour.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about a lot. It means she was real pretty,

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<v Speaker 1>blonde hair, blue eyes, she likes sports. I mean she

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<v Speaker 1>seemed perfect. That sounds like your guys souls really connected

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<v Speaker 1>over those drinks. I mean you don't really know anything

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<v Speaker 1>about her. Are you sure she's even single? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think she wouldn't let me buy her a drink. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I hope she's single. Oh no, trust me, she

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<v Speaker 1>could be. She could be like married for forty years.

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<v Speaker 1>Still let you buy her a drink. Yeah, here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys like I never get to meet like I've never

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<v Speaker 1>had the opportunity like with someone this pretty and everything,

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like I'm I'm almost there. So I

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<v Speaker 1>really want to hook up with this girl. I really

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to her. I want to know what's up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, she's the hottest girl that you've ever had

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation. Yeah, I try to talk to a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of hot girls, but this is the only one that

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<v Speaker 1>actually talks back to me. Hey, I completely understand then

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<v Speaker 1>why you want to do this. Why do you think

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<v Speaker 1>that she's not calling you back then? Or why do

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<v Speaker 1>you think she stopped texting you? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I thought everything went fine in the bar. Could

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she saw me grab the rose. I didn't steal

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<v Speaker 1>it from someone. Maybe she saw me grab the rose

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<v Speaker 1>off the bar or something. Maybe she thought that was classless.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. She gave me her number. What was

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<v Speaker 1>the last thing that you guys said to each other?

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<v Speaker 1>It was really nice to meeting you. Um, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait to go out and I'll i'll hitch you up tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>And what'd she say back? She said, thanks again for

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<v Speaker 1>watching the restaurroom. It was really nice to here, So

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<v Speaker 1>thanks again for watching the restroom lap And that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the last thing you've heard from her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well play a song, come back, call her

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<v Speaker 1>and get your second date up date. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>sounds good. All right, man, hang up looking jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Second date you know what that is? Did

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<v Speaker 1>anybody tell me what that is. No water dripping water

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<v Speaker 1>drip dating is the sound of abudding new romance. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like dum it is, isn't it? It's beautiful yea, And

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<v Speaker 1>that is why Eric wants to call a girl to day.

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<v Speaker 1>In his second date update, Eric is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with us. He told us about how he met this

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<v Speaker 1>girl at a bar. He met her because she was

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<v Speaker 1>standing in line for the women's restroom was really long,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, let me be your night in

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<v Speaker 1>shining armor. I'll stand guard. You can go in the

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<v Speaker 1>men's bathroom, and then they struck up a conversation. After that,

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<v Speaker 1>they talked for about thirty minutes. But now she's not

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<v Speaker 1>texting him back, and he wants to get a hold

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<v Speaker 1>of her really badly. Why because, in his own words,

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<v Speaker 1>she's the hottest girl that's ever actually talked back to him.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Eric, are you about ready to give Penny

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<v Speaker 1>a call and get your second date update? Yes? I am.

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<v Speaker 1>And Eric, what did Penny do when you guys were talking?

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot to ask that gave you the indication that

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<v Speaker 1>she was legitimately into you. I don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 1>anything she did. I mean the fact that She was

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<v Speaker 1>talking to me for a hour and then even gave

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<v Speaker 1>me her number when I asked for it. That didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like a good thing. What's your success rate? Usually when

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<v Speaker 1>you ask a girl for a number, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say, uh, this went well, I don't know. They

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<v Speaker 1>usually don't. It's not that good. Okay. Well, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>dollar phone of her right now and get her on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and see if we can get your second

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<v Speaker 1>day update. Okay, all right, thanks, there, here we go. Hello. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>is Penny there? This is her mask is calling? Yeah, Hi, Opinion.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show. Okay, I'm calling you because one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners actually sent us an email about you

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<v Speaker 1>and asked if we could get a hold of you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of your show, so I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>anybody that would listen to it. Well you do. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you know one person at least who listens to it,

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<v Speaker 1>and he liked you so much that he wanted us

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<v Speaker 1>to get a hold of you. Okay, And who would

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<v Speaker 1>that be? That would be a guy named Eric that

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<v Speaker 1>you met at a bar recently. Are you serious? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I am. He sent us an email and told us

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<v Speaker 1>about how he met you and had been texting back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth that you really wanted to take you out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date, but you've stopped texting him. So he

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<v Speaker 1>asked us if we could get you on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and find out if something happened. Wow, I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>what you guys know about well, I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what he told you. So he told us he

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much just told us that he met you. You

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<v Speaker 1>were standing in line for the restroom, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>helped you use the guy's restroom. You guys talked to

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<v Speaker 1>the bar for about a half an hour and have

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<v Speaker 1>been planning a date, but then you just dropped off

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<v Speaker 1>the face of the earth. You dropped out of Eric's

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<v Speaker 1>world and he can't stand it. Penny, So is that true?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it really happen? Yeah, so that's true. But he

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<v Speaker 1>was so rude and so coolest how rude he was

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<v Speaker 1>that I didn't just drop off the face of the arts.

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<v Speaker 1>There was very specific reasons why I just decided never

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<v Speaker 1>to connect with that person again. Ever, why'd you give

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<v Speaker 1>the number? If he was so rude? I felt bad,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I almost kind of felt bad. I mean, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy was never ever going to be with a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I just never. He'll never be with a woman ever.

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<v Speaker 1>What did he do that was so rude? Well, after

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<v Speaker 1>he held the bathroom door for me, I made the

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<v Speaker 1>huge mistake of sitting down for a drink with him.

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<v Speaker 1>He offered to buy me a drink, which I said

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<v Speaker 1>yes to. These all sound like nice gentlemen things to do.

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<v Speaker 1>So far, the sound really nice. They start off with you,

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<v Speaker 1>a really nice gentlemanly thing to do, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>keeps talking and his mouth just doesn't stop moving. So

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<v Speaker 1>he proceeds to troll every girl in line and rate

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<v Speaker 1>her based on look, which was really fun as another

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<v Speaker 1>woman in that bar to sit and listen to somebody do.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's sitting with you and rating all the other

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<v Speaker 1>girls in the bar. Oh yeah. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>he was bored or he thought this was a great idea,

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<v Speaker 1>but he said, look at all those trolls standing in line,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wanted to just like rate them on a

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<v Speaker 1>scale of one to ten, one by one. And I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even get to I didn't even get to finish

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<v Speaker 1>my sentence, and he just starts like laying into him.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you try to interrupt him? And stop him from this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah. I kept asking him

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about something else, and he was just I

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<v Speaker 1>mean things like, oh that girl there's a four. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>her eyes are too far apart, she's got harry eyebrows

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<v Speaker 1>and beds getting and like one at a time, like oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's like a straight up garden no man, Like she's

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<v Speaker 1>like short and squat and like, I mean, he was

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<v Speaker 1>just he was cracking himself up, Pitha. He was mister

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<v Speaker 1>funny ha ha. And I don't think that he has

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<v Speaker 1>ever ever had a girlfriend in his entire life, because

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<v Speaker 1>because somebody would have stopped this a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he did tell us that you're the hottest

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<v Speaker 1>girl that's ever spoke to him. Oh well, that is

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<v Speaker 1>a compliment. I'm sure. I'm surprised Pisa was the hottest

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<v Speaker 1>girl because he actually wanted to rate me as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you say when he told you that?

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<v Speaker 1>I asked if we could not do that. I said, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's not do the rating thing anymore. Let's move on.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's try to talk about anything else anything. And did

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<v Speaker 1>he give you a rating? Oh yeah, he gave me

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<v Speaker 1>a rating. He was adamant he said, Nope, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to hear the rating because it's a good one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing he's like, oh, you're a ten. Look at

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<v Speaker 1>all those other fours and fives. I'm sitting next to

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<v Speaker 1>the tin in the bar. You think he would because

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<v Speaker 1>he's trying to hit on me. But no, that ask

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<v Speaker 1>gave me a seven plus. What does a seven plus

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<v Speaker 1>even mean? I guess it's better than a seven, but

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<v Speaker 1>worse than an eighth. And he went on and detailed

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<v Speaker 1>about why he gave me a seven plus. Oh you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>So he actually went into detail. Huh yeah, yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted me to know why. What was his reasoning? Well,

0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:57.280
<v Speaker 1>my teeth weren't perfectly straight enough and I had a

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<v Speaker 1>nice chest, but it could have been a little bigger

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<v Speaker 1>slap this dude. I think he's just so unaware, like

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<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't do anything. It wouldn't help. It's never going

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<v Speaker 1>to click with him. He's never had a girlfriend, probably

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<v Speaker 1>never will. So yeah, I feel bad for the guy. Well, Penny,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for telling us. I appreciate it. You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a complete nightmare with that idiot, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell you, you know what in my book.

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<v Speaker 1>You're an eight minus seven, you upbraided. That's so sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. I also want to let you know that

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<v Speaker 1>he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to talk to you. Wait what Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the phone, Eric, Yeah, I'm here. Wait are

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<v Speaker 1>you kidding me? Penny didn't find that entertaining making fun

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<v Speaker 1>of the girls in line, And that's so met dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to be nice to you. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like I felt like I was stuck with you. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You bought me a drink. I'm like, I, No, it

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<v Speaker 1>was no fun. There was no fun. You were going

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<v Speaker 1>right along with it. I thought we were having a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. I knew some of those girls by the

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<v Speaker 1>way that you were making fun of. No, none of

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<v Speaker 1>that was fun. Where are you ever going to find

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<v Speaker 1>another guy like that who would come up with a

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<v Speaker 1>game like that. You know, I'm a good time, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a fun time, do you? Okay? I hope that I

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<v Speaker 1>never find another guy like that? And you are anti fun.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the most unfun thing I think I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>done ever. I mean, you got the best rating out

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<v Speaker 1>of everyone. Wow, you're bragging about giving me a seven plus,

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<v Speaker 1>like seven plus and that bar is like a ten.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, every the other girls with five. I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>best bad looking girl at that bar. I wasn't trying

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<v Speaker 1>to insult you. You're hot, you're beautiful, You're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>seven and a half one compared to the scale we

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<v Speaker 1>were working on. You see you guys, listen to this.

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<v Speaker 1>You're clueless, man, you are so clueless. Listen. I know

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<v Speaker 1>women one, okay, I know with a need and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know what you're talking about. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like, hey, it sounds like it's Eric. She just

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know what she needs that Penny, that's right. Would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to go on a second date with Eric?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. Absolutely not ever again. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope I never talked to you yet. Oh no, no, please?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you go find another seven plus to install?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I am done listening to this? Oh nice, very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>The only reason you're not going to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>me is because you're totally frigid and I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to go. Oh my god, you are an imbasile, absolute imbasile.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a successful second day update for you, Eric, Penny,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for sharing your story. Yep, Eric, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>about that. I'm sorry you didn't get a date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay, don't worry. I mean I told her she

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<v Speaker 1>was a seven plus but she was only a five. Hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>they're done talking to you. It's time for you to

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<v Speaker 1>go now. A text in at seven eight, five to

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<v Speaker 1>nine to two said, I think a seven is a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good rating. Broken Jewel in the morning, talking about

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<v Speaker 1>today's second update. If you miss it, Eric wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>call this girl named Penny. They actually met out at

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<v Speaker 1>a bar. She gave him her number, but she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling back and he didn't know why. We got her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone, and she said that he was clueless

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<v Speaker 1>and rude and that she only gave him her number

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<v Speaker 1>because she felt bad for him because Eric, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>was like rating people at the bar, like girls in

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<v Speaker 1>front of her, like yeah that chicks, this, this, this,

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<v Speaker 1>And then he rated her a seven plus and said

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<v Speaker 1>that was a compliment. She didn't think it was a compliment.

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<v Speaker 1>He was trying to do that whole like you say,

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<v Speaker 1>like a mean, rude comment and chicks dig it. It

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<v Speaker 1>didn't work, though, because no second date for him. Those guys,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like yeah, exactly chicks'll like it when you do that,

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<v Speaker 1>when you say that they do no second date. It

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<v Speaker 1>was so blessed to be with you. I remember if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do a second day up the date,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to do his email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person who didn't call you back.