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Speaker 1: Jebels second Dato day. You know a lot of people
Speaker 1: waste their time trying to find love online dating or
Speaker 1: having friends hook them up with somebody that they think
Speaker 1: would be perfect, when everybody knows the only place to
Speaker 1: really find true love is in a crowded men's bathroom
Speaker 1: at a dirty bar. We all know that, right, And
Speaker 1: that's where Eric found the girl that he wants to
Speaker 1: call today, in the men's bathroom at a bar. What's up, Eric's, Well,
Speaker 1: that's not entirely true. That's what your email said. Well,
Speaker 1: she wasn't standing in the bathroom we were. I was
Speaker 1: at this bar and the girl's line was like down
Speaker 1: the hall. It was really a long line. She looked
Speaker 1: like pretty upset. So I was like, hey, why don't
Speaker 1: you use the men's bathroom when I watched the door. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she did use the men's bathroom, yes, and you
Speaker 1: stood guarding us into her PA. I don't know about listening,
Speaker 1: all right, So tell us more about her. I mean,
Speaker 1: your email said how you met and that she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back, but how'd your evening go with her? Well,
Speaker 1: her name was Penny and she was really nice. So
Speaker 1: she thanked me for watching the door for her, and
Speaker 1: I asked her if maybe she wanted to drink, so
Speaker 1: we went over to the bar and got her drink together.
Speaker 1: You are a gentleman, and you even paid held the door. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we got along really good, just back and forth.
Speaker 1: I asked to what she did. She asked me what
Speaker 1: I what I did for work and everything, which right
Speaker 1: now I'm out of work currently. So so you impressed
Speaker 1: her with that line. Yeah, what did you do? It's truthful.
Speaker 1: I was gonna lie to it. Okay, that's good. It's
Speaker 1: good that you didn't say like I'm an entrepreneur. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So what did you guys actually do on your date?
Speaker 1: We didn't go on a date. Oh okay, So she's
Speaker 1: not calling you back just after this one night you
Speaker 1: met her at the bar. Yeah, exactly. So when we're
Speaker 1: at the bar, we're talking and everything, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to ask her out see if she wanted, so I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to do it. And we're just
Speaker 1: standing there talking and everything, and I saw this rose
Speaker 1: laying on the bar, so I grabbed the rose and
Speaker 1: I gave it to her and I said, hey, if
Speaker 1: you take this and go out with me, I'll get
Speaker 1: you twelve more. Oh my gosh, Yeah, I just say that.
Speaker 1: Did she actually like that? She loved it? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean she said, yes, she took the rose. Did she
Speaker 1: notice that you stole it from somebody else? No? I
Speaker 1: don't think so, all right, And so you guys what
Speaker 1: you got her number? There? Yeah? We exchanged numbers and
Speaker 1: then we texted. It seemed real friendly and everything, and
Speaker 1: then it just started to get weird. It seemed a
Speaker 1: little more distant. So I just actually like, what's going
Speaker 1: on with a cold shoulder? And then after that I
Speaker 1: never got a response. What do you mean it got distant?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was like, hey, how you doing,
Speaker 1: Like we were leading up to something, and then it
Speaker 1: just seemed like it just seemed like something went away.
Speaker 1: I didn't get it. All right. So you met her
Speaker 1: this one night at the bar, You had a conversation
Speaker 1: over drinks after you helped her pee, and you want
Speaker 1: you liked her so much that you want to do
Speaker 1: a second date up thing just after that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: liked her. I really want to go on a date
Speaker 1: with her. How long did you guys spend together at
Speaker 1: the bar? Half hour? So after a half hour you're
Speaker 1: willing to do a second date? Update? Yeah, half hours
Speaker 1: a long time. Go to a lot and a half hour.
Speaker 1: We talked about a lot. It means she was real pretty,
Speaker 1: blonde hair, blue eyes, she likes sports. I mean she
Speaker 1: seemed perfect. That sounds like your guys souls really connected
Speaker 1: over those drinks. I mean you don't really know anything
Speaker 1: about her. Are you sure she's even single? I don't
Speaker 1: think she wouldn't let me buy her a drink. I
Speaker 1: mean I hope she's single. Oh no, trust me, she
Speaker 1: could be. She could be like married for forty years.
Speaker 1: Still let you buy her a drink. Yeah, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: Guys like I never get to meet like I've never
Speaker 1: had the opportunity like with someone this pretty and everything,
Speaker 1: And I feel like I'm I'm almost there. So I
Speaker 1: really want to hook up with this girl. I really
Speaker 1: want to talk to her. I want to know what's up. Okay,
Speaker 1: So basically, she's the hottest girl that you've ever had
Speaker 1: a conversation. Yeah, I try to talk to a lot
Speaker 1: of hot girls, but this is the only one that
Speaker 1: actually talks back to me. Hey, I completely understand then
Speaker 1: why you want to do this. Why do you think
Speaker 1: that she's not calling you back then? Or why do
Speaker 1: you think she stopped texting you? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean I thought everything went fine in the bar. Could
Speaker 1: maybe she saw me grab the rose. I didn't steal
Speaker 1: it from someone. Maybe she saw me grab the rose
Speaker 1: off the bar or something. Maybe she thought that was classless.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She gave me her number. What was
Speaker 1: the last thing that you guys said to each other?
Speaker 1: It was really nice to meeting you. Um, I can't
Speaker 1: wait to go out and I'll i'll hitch you up tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And what'd she say back? She said, thanks again for
Speaker 1: watching the restaurroom. It was really nice to here, So
Speaker 1: thanks again for watching the restroom lap And that was it.
Speaker 1: And that's the last thing you've heard from her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, well play a song, come back, call her
Speaker 1: and get your second date up date. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: sounds good. All right, man, hang up looking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Second date you know what that is? Did
Speaker 1: anybody tell me what that is. No water dripping water
Speaker 1: drip dating is the sound of abudding new romance. It's
Speaker 1: like dum it is, isn't it? It's beautiful yea, And
Speaker 1: that is why Eric wants to call a girl to day.
Speaker 1: In his second date update, Eric is on the phone
Speaker 1: with us. He told us about how he met this
Speaker 1: girl at a bar. He met her because she was
Speaker 1: standing in line for the women's restroom was really long,
Speaker 1: and he was like, let me be your night in
Speaker 1: shining armor. I'll stand guard. You can go in the
Speaker 1: men's bathroom, and then they struck up a conversation. After that,
Speaker 1: they talked for about thirty minutes. But now she's not
Speaker 1: texting him back, and he wants to get a hold
Speaker 1: of her really badly. Why because, in his own words,
Speaker 1: she's the hottest girl that's ever actually talked back to him.
Speaker 1: All right, Eric, are you about ready to give Penny
Speaker 1: a call and get your second date update? Yes? I am.
Speaker 1: And Eric, what did Penny do when you guys were talking?
Speaker 1: I forgot to ask that gave you the indication that
Speaker 1: she was legitimately into you. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: anything she did. I mean the fact that She was
Speaker 1: talking to me for a hour and then even gave
Speaker 1: me her number when I asked for it. That didn't
Speaker 1: like a good thing. What's your success rate? Usually when
Speaker 1: you ask a girl for a number, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'd say, uh, this went well, I don't know. They
Speaker 1: usually don't. It's not that good. Okay. Well, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dollar phone of her right now and get her on
Speaker 1: the phone and see if we can get your second
Speaker 1: day update. Okay, all right, thanks, there, here we go. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: is Penny there? This is her mask is calling? Yeah, Hi, Opinion.
Speaker 1: This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Okay, I'm calling you because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners actually sent us an email about you
Speaker 1: and asked if we could get a hold of you. Well,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of your show, so I don't know
Speaker 1: anybody that would listen to it. Well you do. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know one person at least who listens to it,
Speaker 1: and he liked you so much that he wanted us
Speaker 1: to get a hold of you. Okay, And who would
Speaker 1: that be? That would be a guy named Eric that
Speaker 1: you met at a bar recently. Are you serious? Yes?
Speaker 1: I am. He sent us an email and told us
Speaker 1: about how he met you and had been texting back
Speaker 1: and forth that you really wanted to take you out
Speaker 1: on a date, but you've stopped texting him. So he
Speaker 1: asked us if we could get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and find out if something happened. Wow, I'm not sure
Speaker 1: what you guys know about well, I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know what he told you. So he told us he
Speaker 1: pretty much just told us that he met you. You
Speaker 1: were standing in line for the restroom, and then he
Speaker 1: helped you use the guy's restroom. You guys talked to
Speaker 1: the bar for about a half an hour and have
Speaker 1: been planning a date, but then you just dropped off
Speaker 1: the face of the earth. You dropped out of Eric's
Speaker 1: world and he can't stand it. Penny, So is that true?
Speaker 1: Did it really happen? Yeah, so that's true. But he
Speaker 1: was so rude and so coolest how rude he was
Speaker 1: that I didn't just drop off the face of the arts.
Speaker 1: There was very specific reasons why I just decided never
Speaker 1: to connect with that person again. Ever, why'd you give
Speaker 1: the number? If he was so rude? I felt bad,
Speaker 1: Like I almost kind of felt bad. I mean, this
Speaker 1: guy was never ever going to be with a woman.
Speaker 1: I just never. He'll never be with a woman ever.
Speaker 1: What did he do that was so rude? Well, after
Speaker 1: he held the bathroom door for me, I made the
Speaker 1: huge mistake of sitting down for a drink with him.
Speaker 1: He offered to buy me a drink, which I said
Speaker 1: yes to. These all sound like nice gentlemen things to do.
Speaker 1: So far, the sound really nice. They start off with you,
Speaker 1: a really nice gentlemanly thing to do, and then he
Speaker 1: keeps talking and his mouth just doesn't stop moving. So
Speaker 1: he proceeds to troll every girl in line and rate
Speaker 1: her based on look, which was really fun as another
Speaker 1: woman in that bar to sit and listen to somebody do.
Speaker 1: So he's sitting with you and rating all the other
Speaker 1: girls in the bar. Oh yeah. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he was bored or he thought this was a great idea,
Speaker 1: but he said, look at all those trolls standing in line,
Speaker 1: and he wanted to just like rate them on a
Speaker 1: scale of one to ten, one by one. And I
Speaker 1: didn't even get to I didn't even get to finish
Speaker 1: my sentence, and he just starts like laying into him.
Speaker 1: Did you try to interrupt him? And stop him from this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah. I kept asking him
Speaker 1: to talk about something else, and he was just I
Speaker 1: mean things like, oh that girl there's a four. I mean,
Speaker 1: her eyes are too far apart, she's got harry eyebrows
Speaker 1: and beds getting and like one at a time, like oh,
Speaker 1: she's like a straight up garden no man, Like she's
Speaker 1: like short and squat and like, I mean, he was
Speaker 1: just he was cracking himself up, Pitha. He was mister
Speaker 1: funny ha ha. And I don't think that he has
Speaker 1: ever ever had a girlfriend in his entire life, because
Speaker 1: because somebody would have stopped this a long time ago.
Speaker 1: You know, he did tell us that you're the hottest
Speaker 1: girl that's ever spoke to him. Oh well, that is
Speaker 1: a compliment. I'm sure. I'm surprised Pisa was the hottest
Speaker 1: girl because he actually wanted to rate me as well.
Speaker 1: So what did you say when he told you that?
Speaker 1: I asked if we could not do that. I said, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's not do the rating thing anymore. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Let's try to talk about anything else anything. And did
Speaker 1: he give you a rating? Oh yeah, he gave me
Speaker 1: a rating. He was adamant he said, Nope, I'm going
Speaker 1: to hear the rating because it's a good one. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing he's like, oh, you're a ten. Look at
Speaker 1: all those other fours and fives. I'm sitting next to
Speaker 1: the tin in the bar. You think he would because
Speaker 1: he's trying to hit on me. But no, that ask
Speaker 1: gave me a seven plus. What does a seven plus
Speaker 1: even mean? I guess it's better than a seven, but
Speaker 1: worse than an eighth. And he went on and detailed
Speaker 1: about why he gave me a seven plus. Oh you serious?
Speaker 1: So he actually went into detail. Huh yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: wanted me to know why. What was his reasoning? Well,
Speaker 1: my teeth weren't perfectly straight enough and I had a
Speaker 1: nice chest, but it could have been a little bigger
Speaker 1: slap this dude. I think he's just so unaware, like
Speaker 1: it wouldn't do anything. It wouldn't help. It's never going
Speaker 1: to click with him. He's never had a girlfriend, probably
Speaker 1: never will. So yeah, I feel bad for the guy. Well, Penny,
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us. I appreciate it. You're welcome.
Speaker 1: It was a complete nightmare with that idiot, and I
Speaker 1: want to tell you, you know what in my book.
Speaker 1: You're an eight minus seven, you upbraided. That's so sweet.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I also want to let you know that
Speaker 1: he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. Wait what Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: actually on the phone, Eric, Yeah, I'm here. Wait are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Penny didn't find that entertaining making fun
Speaker 1: of the girls in line, And that's so met dude.
Speaker 1: I was trying to be nice to you. It was
Speaker 1: like I felt like I was stuck with you. Man.
Speaker 1: You bought me a drink. I'm like, I, No, it
Speaker 1: was no fun. There was no fun. You were going
Speaker 1: right along with it. I thought we were having a
Speaker 1: good time. I knew some of those girls by the
Speaker 1: way that you were making fun of. No, none of
Speaker 1: that was fun. Where are you ever going to find
Speaker 1: another guy like that who would come up with a
Speaker 1: game like that. You know, I'm a good time, I'm
Speaker 1: a fun time, do you? Okay? I hope that I
Speaker 1: never find another guy like that? And you are anti fun.
Speaker 1: That was the most unfun thing I think I've ever
Speaker 1: done ever. I mean, you got the best rating out
Speaker 1: of everyone. Wow, you're bragging about giving me a seven plus,
Speaker 1: like seven plus and that bar is like a ten.
Speaker 1: You know, every the other girls with five. I'm the
Speaker 1: best bad looking girl at that bar. I wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to insult you. You're hot, you're beautiful, You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: seven and a half one compared to the scale we
Speaker 1: were working on. You see you guys, listen to this.
Speaker 1: You're clueless, man, you are so clueless. Listen. I know
Speaker 1: women one, okay, I know with a need and yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what you're talking about. It
Speaker 1: sounds like, hey, it sounds like it's Eric. She just
Speaker 1: doesn't know what she needs that Penny, that's right. Would
Speaker 1: you like to go on a second date with Eric?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. Absolutely not ever again. I
Speaker 1: hope I never talked to you yet. Oh no, no, please?
Speaker 1: Why did you go find another seven plus to install?
Speaker 1: Because I am done listening to this? Oh nice, very nice.
Speaker 1: The only reason you're not going to go out with
Speaker 1: me is because you're totally frigid and I don't need
Speaker 1: to go. Oh my god, you are an imbasile, absolute imbasile.
Speaker 1: Not a successful second day update for you, Eric, Penny,
Speaker 1: thank you for sharing your story. Yep, Eric, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: about that. I'm sorry you didn't get a date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's okay, don't worry. I mean I told her she
Speaker 1: was a seven plus but she was only a five. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: they're done talking to you. It's time for you to
Speaker 1: go now. A text in at seven eight, five to
Speaker 1: nine to two said, I think a seven is a
Speaker 1: pretty good rating. Broken Jewel in the morning, talking about
Speaker 1: today's second update. If you miss it, Eric wanted to
Speaker 1: call this girl named Penny. They actually met out at
Speaker 1: a bar. She gave him her number, but she wasn't
Speaker 1: calling back and he didn't know why. We got her
Speaker 1: on the phone, and she said that he was clueless
Speaker 1: and rude and that she only gave him her number
Speaker 1: because she felt bad for him because Eric, I guess,
Speaker 1: was like rating people at the bar, like girls in
Speaker 1: front of her, like yeah that chicks, this, this, this,
Speaker 1: And then he rated her a seven plus and said
Speaker 1: that was a compliment. She didn't think it was a compliment.
Speaker 1: He was trying to do that whole like you say,
Speaker 1: like a mean, rude comment and chicks dig it. It
Speaker 1: didn't work, though, because no second date for him. Those guys,
Speaker 1: it's like yeah, exactly chicks'll like it when you do that,
Speaker 1: when you say that they do no second date. It
Speaker 1: was so blessed to be with you. I remember if
Speaker 1: you want to do a second day up the date,
Speaker 1: I have to do his email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back.