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Speaker 1: at a dirty bar. We all know that, right, And

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Speaker 1: that's where Eric found the girl that he wants to

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Speaker 1: call today, in the men's bathroom at a bar. What's up, Eric's, Well,

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Speaker 1: that's not entirely true. That's what your email said. Well,

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Speaker 1: she wasn't standing in the bathroom we were. I was

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Speaker 1: so she did use the men's bathroom, yes, and you

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Speaker 1: your email said how you met and that she's not

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Speaker 1: calling you back, but how'd your evening go with her? Well,

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Speaker 1: her name was Penny and she was really nice. So

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Speaker 1: she thanked me for watching the door for her, and

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Speaker 1: we went over to the bar and got her drink together.

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Speaker 1: You are a gentleman, and you even paid held the door. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think we got along really good, just back and forth.

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Speaker 1: I asked to what she did. She asked me what

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Speaker 1: now I'm out of work currently. So so you impressed

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Speaker 1: her with that line. Yeah, what did you do? It's truthful.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna lie to it. Okay, that's good. It's

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Speaker 1: good that you didn't say like I'm an entrepreneur. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So what did you guys actually do on your date?

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Speaker 1: We didn't go on a date. Oh okay, So she's

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Speaker 1: you twelve more. Oh my gosh, Yeah, I just say that.

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Speaker 1: don't think so, all right, And so you guys what

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Speaker 1: then we texted. It seemed real friendly and everything, and

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Speaker 1: So basically, she's the hottest girl that you've ever had

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Speaker 1: And that's the last thing you've heard from her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is why Eric wants to call a girl to day.

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Speaker 1: In his second date update, Eric is on the phone

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Speaker 1: All right, Eric, are you about ready to give Penny

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Speaker 1: like a good thing. What's your success rate? Usually when

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Speaker 1: day update. Okay, all right, thanks, there, here we go. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Okay, I'm calling you because one

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Speaker 1: of our listeners actually sent us an email about you

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Speaker 1: and asked if we could get a hold of you. Well,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of your show, so I don't know

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Speaker 1: anybody that would listen to it. Well you do. Actually,

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Speaker 1: and he liked you so much that he wanted us

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Speaker 1: what you guys know about well, I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: world and he can't stand it. Penny, So is that true?

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Speaker 1: Did it really happen? Yeah, so that's true. But he

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Speaker 1: I just never. He'll never be with a woman ever.

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Speaker 1: What did he do that was so rude? Well, after

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Speaker 1: He offered to buy me a drink, which I said

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Speaker 1: but he said, look at all those trolls standing in line,

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Speaker 1: Did you try to interrupt him? And stop him from this.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah. I kept asking him

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Speaker 1: just he was cracking himself up, Pitha. He was mister

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Speaker 1: a compliment. I'm sure. I'm surprised Pisa was the hottest

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Speaker 1: I asked if we could not do that. I said, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Let's try to talk about anything else anything. And did

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us. I appreciate it. You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: You're an eight minus seven, you upbraided. That's so sweet.

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? Penny didn't find that entertaining making fun

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Speaker 1: I was trying to be nice to you. It was

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Speaker 1: You bought me a drink. I'm like, I, No, it

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Speaker 1: You know, every the other girls with five. I'm the

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Speaker 1: You're clueless, man, you are so clueless. Listen. I know

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Speaker 1: sounds like, hey, it sounds like it's Eric. She just

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Speaker 1: doesn't know what she needs that Penny, that's right. Would

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Speaker 1: We will pay for it. Absolutely not ever again. I

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Speaker 1: hope I never talked to you yet. Oh no, no, please?

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Speaker 1: Why did you go find another seven plus to install?

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Speaker 1: Because I am done listening to this? Oh nice, very nice.

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Speaker 1: Not a successful second day update for you, Eric, Penny,

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Speaker 1: thank you for sharing your story. Yep, Eric, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: today's second update. If you miss it, Eric wanted to

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Speaker 1: I have to do his email the show and we

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