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Speaker 1: My own mother said she'd put down my dog if

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Speaker 1: I didn't ride the roller coaster.

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Speaker 2: Okayop, this is Okayop, I'm saying with honor, and I'm

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Speaker 2: John Frot and we tell the funniest stories on the internet.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we do. And Sam, I have a question

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Speaker 1: for you. Yes, your mother is a blunt person. You know,

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Speaker 1: she's that she is very direct to the point, I

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Speaker 1: am curious, she's very blunt. What's like the meanest or

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Speaker 1: maybe harshest feeling thing that she's said or done to you?

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Speaker 1: I mean, a dangerous question.

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Speaker 2: I've been like, where do I start, Like, I'll call

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Speaker 2: my mom about like some project that I even this

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Speaker 2: this show right right, right right, like we reach recently

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Speaker 3: Thirty eight actually was our top spot.

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Speaker 2: Just thirty eight comedy podcast in the world on Spotify

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Speaker 2: or in the US on Spotify.

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Speaker 4: And I tell my mom. She's like, is it the dumb.

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Speaker 3: Show, the dumb show?

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Speaker 4: She caused this, the dumb show, dumb show.

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Speaker 3: We're so boiled?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thanks thanks mom. Uh so, yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: our life's work over here, you know, And and here

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Speaker 2: she is taking a giant wop them thinker on it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I always appreciate her, but her honesty did get

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Speaker 1: us to our incredible name.

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Speaker 4: Be called Internet boys.

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Speaker 2: Internet sounded a little bit porny, and so John came

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Speaker 2: up with okop, and here we are.

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Speaker 3: Let's switch it up.

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Speaker 1: Well, I have a story of a mother, believe it

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Speaker 1: or not, saying something worse to their own child, something worse,

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Speaker 1: something way worse.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's hear it.

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Speaker 1: My own mother said she'd put down my dog if

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Speaker 1: I didn't ride the roller coaster.

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Speaker 4: What did the dog? How is the why is the

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Speaker 4: dog's life on the line for this?

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Speaker 1: These are the questions we should be asking. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: So this happened some time ago, but I just remembered

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Speaker 1: it and it peeves me off off just as much

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Speaker 1: as the day that had happened. So here it goes

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Speaker 1: some time ago in Hershey Park, Pennsylvania, which is literally

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Speaker 1: the Hrshey Park for which is literally the theme park

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Speaker 1: for the Hershey chocolate By the way, some time ago

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Speaker 1: I was in Hershey Park, Pennsylvania, which is the theme

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Speaker 1: park for the Hershey chocolates. I hate this place since

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Speaker 1: I don't like amusement parks, which is interesting. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I've ever met anyone that doesn't like amusement parks.

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Speaker 4: Do not like amusement, do not like to be amused.

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Speaker 3: You're not amused.

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Speaker 1: See the rides there give me anxiety and stressed me out,

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Speaker 1: and trekking around them is exhausting.

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Speaker 4: I mean, the lions, dude, the line, the lines are terrible.

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Speaker 1: I will definitely give it up on the lines. Need

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Speaker 1: that fast past. And I also whir or.

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Speaker 3: Some sort of way to get in quickly.

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Speaker 1: And I also get quickly uncomfortable around lots of people

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Speaker 1: and Hershey, park has you guessed it?

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Speaker 3: A lot of people? It's the people, a lot of them.

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Speaker 3: Regardless of this, my parents.

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Speaker 4: And they're big people, too, big big people.

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Speaker 2: You know. You know, if you're at an American theme park,

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Speaker 2: you're getting some large and charge people over there, rolling around,

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Speaker 2: rolling around, rolling on the river.

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Speaker 1: Regardless of this, my parents never stop talking about the

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Speaker 1: theme park and always try to guilt me about it

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Speaker 1: and to go there. So there was this one time

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Speaker 1: we were there and my parents wanted me to go

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Speaker 1: on a ride, even though I voiced my problems to

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Speaker 1: them several times. M So somehow my mom thought he

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Speaker 1: loves his pet foxhound. Why don't I threaten to put

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Speaker 1: the dog down if he doesn't go on a ride?

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Speaker 2: I see, like I understand, you know, putting some pressure

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Speaker 2: on people to make them achieve their dreams. Yeah, am

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Speaker 2: out of their comfort zone, but not threatening the dog.

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Speaker 4: Not threatening the dog, and.

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Speaker 1: Just like no, no, just the absurdity of how unnecessary

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Speaker 1: it is. It's like you want them to go on

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Speaker 1: a roller coaster, which is like so non consequential, and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do vac if they don't.

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Speaker 2: Do it, like ridiculous, insane. The steaks have elevated infinitely

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Speaker 2: here for no.

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Speaker 1: Reason whatsoever, for no reason. So my mom told me this,

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Speaker 1: and I almost immediately begin to tear up this poor kid.

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Speaker 1: I know, I didn't want to lose my precious, precious dog,

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Speaker 1: but roller coasters scare the living.

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Speaker 3: Heck out of me.

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Speaker 1: She said, you'll have to go on this one ride

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Speaker 1: called the Lightning Racer.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, they're not the Lightning Racer.

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Speaker 3: Goohow.

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Speaker 1: That ride is a rickety old piece of craft and

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Speaker 1: it's also quite tall.

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Speaker 3: That's the worst. When you get the rickety one that's also.

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Speaker 2: Like your next like boggling all around swaying in the

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Speaker 2: wind when he climb up to the top.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I see.

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Speaker 2: I really like roller coasters, but not the old rickety

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Speaker 2: ones because, like you, you get tossed around.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot.

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Speaker 1: Now, this is exactly the kind of one I am

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Speaker 1: terrified of. But I had to go on it.

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Speaker 4: Otherwise I talk would die.

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Speaker 1: As I was told, my dog would be done for.

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Speaker 1: So I did it. My mom said I'd enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: I didn't. I hated it.

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Speaker 4: But at least his dog's life was spared.

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Speaker 3: At least my dog life was spared. It was awful.

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Speaker 3: It gave me a cramp from the next day and

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Speaker 3: a half. Wow, that's that's a lot.

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Speaker 4: That's a long Yeah, that's a long cramp.

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Speaker 1: And it left me shaking and shuddering or the entire day,

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Speaker 1: and grew my hatred for Hershey Park that much matter.

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Speaker 1: I still have not forgiven my mom for it, and

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Speaker 1: I don't think I ever will. Yeah, honestly, it's understandable.

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Speaker 2: It's like, you know, it would it would be different

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Speaker 2: if it was like, dude, he gotta go to prom

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Speaker 2: you know, I mean, it's you still shouldn't say I'm

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Speaker 2: going to kill your dog. Like, let's just say the

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Speaker 2: best case, right, It's like, uh, you know, the OP

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Speaker 2: doesn't want to go to prom. His mom's like, you

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Speaker 2: gotta go to prom. Aren't gonna kill your dog? And

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Speaker 2: then OP goes to prom, meets the girl or boy

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Speaker 2: of his or her dreams, and they get married. They

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Speaker 2: live in a cottage after and then like you know,

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Speaker 2: on his mom's deathbed, it's like, you know, if you

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Speaker 2: didn't force me to go to prom by saying you would,

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Speaker 2: you would put down my dog. I wouldn't have met

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Speaker 2: the love of my life. That's the only way it

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Speaker 2: could be, like a little better.

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Speaker 3: I could say.

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Speaker 1: The only way I could see this being okay is

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Speaker 1: if is if OP just like pulled one out. It's

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Speaker 1: like freeze and like held up some random stranger, and

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Speaker 1: the mom's like, uh, I'll put down the dog if

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Speaker 1: you don't, you know, like eliminate the stranger.

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Speaker 3: You know, the only possible scenario.

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Speaker 1: I actually told her about my anger about a howard

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Speaker 1: and a half later, to which she responded with the

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Speaker 1: fakest non genuine.

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Speaker 3: Sorry I've ever heard.

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Speaker 1: She didn't even take her eyes off the TV, And

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Speaker 1: to this day, my parents wonder why I dislike them

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Speaker 1: and the dang Hershey Park so much.

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Speaker 2: Damn totally understandable. Op, dislike your parents for as long

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