Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either
Speaker 1: way we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminol and gaye ad we want to
Speaker 2: send you off INSTI you wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need.
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris.
Speaker 4: Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris.
Speaker 3: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.
Speaker 4: I always speak first. That's true, you're the man, I don't.
Speaker 4: I well, that's what I was afraid. I really don't
Speaker 4: want it to seem that way. If there's ever a point,
Speaker 4: and just let me know you want to say your
Speaker 4: name first?
Speaker 1: I feel like though we already set the tradition right
Speaker 1: and now I just like to only say my own
Speaker 1: name and not really have to worry about what, you know,
Speaker 1: what one might call the homework of the show right exactly,
Speaker 1: which is setting the where, the who and the where.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of homework that we do before each
Speaker 4: of these episodes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just painstaking the protractor out listening.
Speaker 4: Oh, I compass, I don't even know how to use it.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: I write some things down, I make a perfect circle
Speaker 4: around them.
Speaker 1: Have ink on my lip and on my cheek because
Speaker 1: I'm writing so much with an ink pen.
Speaker 4: Then you were a child, did you look at the
Speaker 4: compass as a possible Well, yes, I always thought some
Speaker 4: bully was going to jab it into my leg, because
Speaker 4: you hear that story first.
Speaker 3: Day of school.
Speaker 4: Sure someone's going to stick this in your leg, or
Speaker 4: a pen, a pencil.
Speaker 1: I was always scanning for weapons because my sister and
Speaker 1: I were constantly physically fighting after school when my mom
Speaker 1: was at work on the days that my dad worked
Speaker 1: at the firehouse.
Speaker 4: Really like punching and hitting.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, it would escalate to that.
Speaker 1: It didn't start out that way, but it would go
Speaker 1: to that because you know, we would have a disagreement.
Speaker 4: I hope you've since patched things up.
Speaker 3: There's almost no physical hitting anymore at all, right now
Speaker 3: that results try attack each other with a hair brush
Speaker 3: and as much.
Speaker 4: By the time you're elderly and and sitting in chairs together,
Speaker 4: you maybe hit each other once a month.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her light slaps on the rist.
Speaker 4: Of course, my sister and I never I think, because
Speaker 4: she's six years older and always could take me down. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and we just got along.
Speaker 3: I was like her playmate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was my sister and I were like a
Speaker 1: year and a half apart, so she really hated me.
Speaker 1: Of course from jump I.
Speaker 4: Had blue Ice first, classic McDonald's commercial. We all related to.
Speaker 1: We all knew that oppressive older sibling that tried to
Speaker 1: claim physical attributes.
Speaker 3: As their own and not yours.
Speaker 1: My sister still to this day says she'll be telling
Speaker 1: a story and she'll say to me, she'll say my dad,
Speaker 1: and then I'm always like, uh, huh, is it the
Speaker 1: one that's also my dad?
Speaker 4: You fucking lunatic. My sister and I do that all
Speaker 4: the time, and she's your mom too. Anyway, It's yeah,
Speaker 4: that's the best.
Speaker 3: I think. That's that's a pretty normal.
Speaker 1: That's classic.
Speaker 4: There was one time we fought. We would fake fight.
Speaker 4: I would pretend to be David Banner hitchhiking to the
Speaker 4: next town. She'd throw a pillow which I knew was
Speaker 4: supposed to be a rock, and then I turned to
Speaker 4: the Hulk.
Speaker 1: You'd say, please don't make me angry with pillows exactly.
Speaker 4: She said, to hum the music at the end, and
Speaker 4: I would walk off as I pretended credits rolled nice.
Speaker 4: That's what the kind of games of kids without toys play.
Speaker 4: But one time she did throw a dry flower arrangement
Speaker 4: in a wicker basket at me.
Speaker 3: Because it was nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 4: Yes, there's popery everywhere, popoury and wicker arrangements. And I
Speaker 4: went downstairs and I had the ability, because of surfaced
Speaker 4: capillaries back then, to make my nose bleed. And I
Speaker 4: actually got made my nose bleed and came back up
Speaker 4: and said, look what you did. Ah, it was dishonest.
Speaker 4: I've since apologized.
Speaker 1: Now, when you say surface capilaries, do you mean harshly
Speaker 1: picking your own nose?
Speaker 4: I was picking my nose in front of the the
Speaker 4: other students daily and the occasional Uh well, I don't
Speaker 4: even want to get into that. That's just embarrassing. Sometimes
Speaker 4: I eat it, eat it. The point is I was
Speaker 4: a kid, you know, your fifth fourth, fifth grade. I
Speaker 4: didn't come here to talk about that. That's just my
Speaker 4: back sweat to admit.
Speaker 1: I think you've admitted that the booger eating on this
Speaker 1: show before. Though.
Speaker 3: I was disgusting then and I'm disgusting now. Look, I'm
Speaker 3: just saying that your nose was your tool.
Speaker 4: You pulled it out of me.
Speaker 1: You pulled it out of you like a big booger
Speaker 1: and put it back into me.
Speaker 3: But did your sister fall for nosebleed? Or was she like,
Speaker 3: get out of my room?
Speaker 4: Know that she was that privy to my I really
Speaker 4: did have surfaced capitalate like I would just be sitting
Speaker 4: there in both nostrils. I was never picking both nostrils.
Speaker 4: Oh I see, and I had to get a cauterized.
Speaker 4: Did they like stick acid up in your nostril?
Speaker 1: That same thing happened to my friend Holly, but we
Speaker 1: used to use it as this grade excuse to leave class.
Speaker 1: So I would be like, could you get a nosebleed?
Speaker 1: I can't be in here anymore? And then she'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh God, and I'd be like, I'm gonna go with her,
Speaker 1: and we just both stand in the bathroom for thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: Do you remember how she triggered it? She had to
Speaker 4: like violently pick her notes right, or did she just
Speaker 4: hold her breath and shake and then started.
Speaker 1: Blading I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't remember how she'd trigger it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes she would, well she it happened in reality enough time.
Speaker 1: So she was kind of known as the nosebleed girl.
Speaker 1: So she just would dramatically throw her head back and
Speaker 1: put some Kleenex on it and say she was having
Speaker 1: a nosebleed.
Speaker 3: She could just leave the room. Nobody's gonna like check it.
Speaker 4: Suppose she was so popular for getting nose she.
Speaker 3: Got crowned nosebleed Queen sophomore year. It's oh that red
Speaker 3: sash I always.
Speaker 1: Wanted it kind of dribbles down the front of your dress.
Speaker 3: It's natural sash, liquid sauce.
Speaker 4: Liquid blood. The only kind of blood really.
Speaker 3: Not well, there is powdered blood for movie sets.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm gonna be started about talking about the industry.
Speaker 3: Oh no, the scorpion story.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to tell everything I'm going to talk
Speaker 4: about today. I've never said this is going to be
Speaker 4: a fresh day about it. Just so you know, there's
Speaker 4: a truck hugging your back bumper and I don't understand
Speaker 4: why he's being so aggressive.
Speaker 1: This is it brings it out because there's somebody trying
Speaker 1: to leave their spot. So brings it out of everybody.
Speaker 4: Well, he's trying to be nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I there was a science teacher I had in high
Speaker 4: school that was great, and I realized how great he was,
Speaker 4: not like I would say something funny and he'd quiet
Speaker 4: everyone down and have me repeat it just so everyone
Speaker 4: could hear the joke, whereas other teachers. I got in trouble,
Speaker 4: of course, And he had a son who was a
Speaker 4: sweet boy. But this stead was this was back when
Speaker 4: you dissect animals and we just had to cut open
Speaker 4: a rabbit or something. And that didn't feel good about it,
Speaker 4: of course, no one, but that's just what you were
Speaker 4: supposed to do, and then you draw the guts, right.
Speaker 4: Of course they don't do that anymore. But his son
Speaker 4: was would faint whenever he saw blood or and his
Speaker 4: dad was.
Speaker 3: The biology teacher.
Speaker 4: So I that always that was like if your dad's
Speaker 4: a football coach and you just can't, you know, throw
Speaker 4: a spiral.
Speaker 1: Do you think, though, that dad beat the sun for
Speaker 1: being weak? No, because he was so intensely into biology.
Speaker 4: I don't. Because one summer I was golfing and I
Speaker 4: sliced the ball into their house and I didn't know
Speaker 4: where they lived until I hit their house with a
Speaker 4: ball and they both came out and they were just
Speaker 4: smiling and seemed very healthy, and he has the alarm
Speaker 4: around him. I'm like, oh, that's nice to see.
Speaker 3: So yeah, let's go over that really quick, because that's
Speaker 3: not healthy.
Speaker 4: That they were walking around the house and he had
Speaker 4: his arm around him. Came they emerged from the house
Speaker 4: already like.
Speaker 3: Ing and shoot, I can't remember the Siamese twins' names.
Speaker 3: You Ang and Chang.
Speaker 4: Oh no, these we're a conjoined father and son mentioned that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, first, it's natural that they would have their
Speaker 1: arms around eye.
Speaker 4: So imagine being a teacher. You're joined at the hip
Speaker 4: literally by your son, and then you're doing some all
Speaker 4: right today, we're gonna see some blood, and then your
Speaker 4: fainting son is just attached to you.
Speaker 1: It's so it's almost like having a parasitic twin as
Speaker 1: opposed to son, because they're always passing out because it's
Speaker 1: your job to open up rabbits, right, So it's kind
Speaker 1: of like son, look how about now out gone?
Speaker 4: Never getting used to it.
Speaker 1: So that biology Sucher probably had incredibly strong what I'm
Speaker 1: imagining to be his right leg because that would be
Speaker 1: the inside.
Speaker 4: All his limbs were asymmetrical, right, he had to pull
Speaker 4: that weight leg popeye arm right side other side, just
Speaker 4: withering in the wind like his art.
Speaker 3: Limbs were like crape paper.
Speaker 1: That's right, there were. They were the same as the
Speaker 1: dead rabbit's limbs, except for less white hair. What a
Speaker 1: school you went to?
Speaker 4: Oh for good times? I think his arm wasn't around him.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Now, Listen, I seem okay, well, if you want to
Speaker 1: take that surface bullshit and run away back to your
Speaker 1: golf course, that's fine. I am especially emotional, as I
Speaker 1: told you moments ago. Before Chris got to my house,
Speaker 1: I had just finished watching the movie Dunkirk.
Speaker 4: Which I had mistaken for the Will Smith haphazard superhero
Speaker 4: Hancock Handcock.
Speaker 1: That different film, not the same, but I cried boat
Speaker 1: in both.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I cried halfway because I'm like, why have I sat.
Speaker 3: Through each half of this? Different reasons, different reasons, but Dunkirk.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen Dunkirk and you're listening to this podcast,
Speaker 1: I one thousand percent recommend it. It's beautiful, it's meaningful.
Speaker 1: And I was just in a full sob and then
Speaker 1: I had to get up, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I not to take a shower.
Speaker 4: I can. You can cry in front of me whenever
Speaker 4: you want.
Speaker 3: I think we're that close.
Speaker 1: I agree, and I think I would well. I was,
Speaker 1: because then I was recapping the movie for Chris. Chris
Speaker 1: is like, I'd like to see it, and I'm like, anyway,
Speaker 1: they go out and I just spoiled right in a row,
Speaker 1: seven in a row.
Speaker 3: My dad does that, my sister does that. You kind
Speaker 3: of see this movie, Here's why.
Speaker 4: And then I get the whole storyline through their eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, they describe camera angles.
Speaker 1: I just didn't realize because if you watch the Gary Oldman.
Speaker 3: Winston Churchill movie that he.
Speaker 4: Just tinker tinkers sinkle tickle tickle tickle amos single file Yeah, okay, okay, in.
Speaker 3: Tinkle almost single file.
Speaker 1: He does this incredible Winston Urchill impression is tinky winky.
Speaker 3: And the little Dunkirk explosion is he.
Speaker 4: Wait, let's tells.
Speaker 3: We are done?
Speaker 4: We are done?
Speaker 1: Why are we fighting?
Speaker 4: I get drinks like you guys. She was kind of yelling, no,
Speaker 4: I'll go inside.
Speaker 3: I'll go inside. Take her biz.
Speaker 4: Time to make another stranger cry?
Speaker 1: You there?
Speaker 3: Who did you make cry? Is it a good story?
Speaker 4: It is? I know, I'll tell you later, okay, because
Speaker 4: you never know?
Speaker 1: Did you attach her like a cashier?
Speaker 4: I created a boundary. I stated boundaries with a person
Speaker 4: that comes to a lot of shows that was getting
Speaker 4: making me feel a little backed against the wall. Oh okay,
Speaker 4: And in making those boundaries, she got defensive. And then
Speaker 4: I kind of wouldn't let myself back down. And then
Speaker 4: I realized I kind of was hurting her feelings. And
Speaker 4: then I felt bad for what is going on four
Speaker 4: days now, But it was something I needed to do
Speaker 4: because things were getting strange.
Speaker 3: And okay, got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Now is there any chance she cried because she
Speaker 1: had just seen dun Kirk because it is I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: this movie is fucking sad.
Speaker 4: Sometimes people cry and it's I don't. It's okay, I'm
Speaker 4: okay with crying. Okay, I'm crying when I when we
Speaker 4: first started talking, she.
Speaker 3: Was just man. She didn't walk up sobbing and then
Speaker 3: confront you about it.
Speaker 4: Right right right then. I would have I would have
Speaker 4: felt detached from it. I'd be like, well, that's your thing.
Speaker 3: You know. Uh, I don't watch Hancock. I just watched Hancock.
Speaker 1: And when Will Smith decides to be a superhero again,
Speaker 1: I cry, it's better than Greatest American Hero.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 4: It's better than Condor Man, the lesser known but first
Speaker 4: movie I ever saw in a theater Condor Man. Wow,
Speaker 4: it's a Disney.
Speaker 3: Vehicle, shit cartoon or live a live action.
Speaker 4: It is exactly like Greatest American Hero. I think it
Speaker 4: came first though, and then they stole it. People steal
Speaker 4: they do. And then that Greatest American Hero was, of
Speaker 4: course a show we all grew up loving.
Speaker 1: Loving, So the guy and Condor Man have its like
Speaker 1: a tight blonde perm.
Speaker 4: Yes, he had the same curly blonde hair. Fuck so
Speaker 4: they are. And he had a sidekick that was similar
Speaker 4: to see it again because and it was really cool
Speaker 4: because his Condor themed car that I remember watching it
Speaker 4: and it would jiggle clearly was made out of like
Speaker 4: cardboard and stuff. But it was a Disney film. The
Speaker 4: bad guys were all in these porsches. One had a
Speaker 4: glass eye. Okay, I think James Bond stole that from
Speaker 4: this movie. And then he would be driving in a
Speaker 4: I know, I'm not making this up. It was like
Speaker 4: a rickety old man with pots and pans. And that
Speaker 4: inside was his superhero car. And so when shit went down,
Speaker 4: he would just drive out of this oh clunker like
Speaker 4: Sanford said, type truck that sounds like it was the coolest.
Speaker 4: And he could fly. He had wings and they would
Speaker 4: extend out, and they had hinges like he made his
Speaker 4: own costume.
Speaker 1: What was his costume? Red?
Speaker 4: It was red and orange and most oh.
Speaker 3: Norman straight up, yes, the greatest American hero.
Speaker 4: There are so many parallels, and they're coming up right now.
Speaker 4: I'm starting to upset about just identity theft or just
Speaker 4: someone's ideas. Not identity theft. No one's credit cards were stolen.
Speaker 4: Idea theft, all.
Speaker 1: Those offshore bank accounts in Condor Man's name. Now, is
Speaker 1: there a way that they could have seen the movie,
Speaker 1: bought the rights and produced the television show and thought, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what name sucks, Condor Man.
Speaker 3: What if we think of a better name.
Speaker 4: Call up Nerd Burflair the guy and he will be
Speaker 4: a producer. Since Nerd Burflare is just an old Hollywood name,
Speaker 4: It's a not a real person. It's just one I've
Speaker 4: created for stories like that.
Speaker 1: Got it good?
Speaker 3: Anyway that could be the case. I hope they are affiliated.
Speaker 4: I hope that there's some connection, because I'm realizing right
Speaker 4: now Condor Man was ripped off my greatest American hero.
Speaker 3: And what a wonderful riginal. Believe it or not, I'm
Speaker 3: walking on air. Yeah, I remember it was on the
Speaker 3: radio when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: That was a hit. They used to like TV show
Speaker 1: theme songs used to be radio top ten.
Speaker 4: Hits, and and if you listen to them, I mean,
Speaker 4: you know what a big fan I am. And I'm
Speaker 4: gonna sing it again. Uh trus, Now that's an American
Speaker 4: I want I want to sing that on you know
Speaker 4: that he Conan has a ninety one Taurus. I want
Speaker 4: to sing it from the hood of his car on
Speaker 4: the show as it rotates all shiny.
Speaker 3: And why don't you send that idea too.
Speaker 4: We're working on it, Okay, we want.
Speaker 3: It to happen. Yeah, make it happen.
Speaker 4: Just that they I'll do some Joe, I'll do stand
Speaker 4: up and then at the end there's a homage here.
Speaker 1: Taurus right, And you could also that song.
Speaker 4: Is better than most like that. I was just going
Speaker 4: back to and the Perfect Stranger's theme. All those songs
Speaker 4: were good. They were radio ready songs.
Speaker 1: With a fucking themed Arthur Christopher Cross destroyed in that
Speaker 1: Christopher Cross, Kenny Loggins. The eighties were all they were
Speaker 1: were movie themes and TV show There it was.
Speaker 4: A Christopher Cross and the fabulous Thunderbirds, which.
Speaker 3: With there, Ain't that tough enough?
Speaker 1: Wrap it up?
Speaker 3: I'll take it. It's all the same song with different directives.
Speaker 3: Ain't that tough?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: It taus taus?
Speaker 4: Now those it's all the it's all the Thunderbirds and
Speaker 4: Christopher Cross was. I like his career because he's it's
Speaker 4: not that he's a homely guy, but he is the
Speaker 4: most unlikely looking voice to be coming out of that
Speaker 4: homely face. I said it.
Speaker 3: No, it's true. I mean he was sure. They never
Speaker 3: let anyone see him.
Speaker 1: He was a singer songwriter. He wasn't supposed to be
Speaker 1: a rock. He wasn't like Rick Springfield or whatever.
Speaker 4: He was a big guy with a tight perm.
Speaker 3: Yes, but his song We're really fucking good.
Speaker 4: I love the Arthur's theme in parentheses. Yes, and then
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 3: It was Moon in New York City.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you get caught between it, what part.
Speaker 3: Is in parentheses?
Speaker 1: Because all of those could be What if it's three
Speaker 1: sets of phrases.
Speaker 4: I think the song is called when you Get Caught
Speaker 4: between the Moon and New York City colon. I know
Speaker 4: it's crazy, but it's true. Parentheses Arthur's theme, Sammy Colan,
Speaker 4: not the one by.
Speaker 1: That in the other English brackets. The butler dies, Yes.
Speaker 4: All sir John Gielgood.
Speaker 1: Oh Giles, my father loved. We saw Arthur in the
Speaker 1: theater and every single fucking thing that geiel Good did.
Speaker 1: My father bark left and gave me a true appreciation
Speaker 1: for dry British wit.
Speaker 4: Me too, my dad, he said that he's the best
Speaker 4: part of the movie.
Speaker 3: He is the best part of the movie.
Speaker 4: I think our dad should hang out.
Speaker 3: They absolutely should. Although can your dad here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, he hears pretty well, okay, because my dad
Speaker 1: can't hear, so he ends up kind of uh faking
Speaker 1: that he can hear you and then just talking about
Speaker 1: what he thinks you're talking about.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, you know what, I do that too, I really,
Speaker 4: you know what I really do.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: I went to a lot of There was always a
Speaker 4: place I stood at Jay's upstairs. Loud punk shows, very
Speaker 4: loud speakers, not high quality. Wasn't the speakers weren't filtering
Speaker 4: it was just all trouble and bass. It was just
Speaker 4: standing back because I was too shy to mosh, and I.
Speaker 3: Am deaf from that.
Speaker 1: Shy.
Speaker 4: When I get in there and little I push a
Speaker 4: couple of people and then I jump out of them.
Speaker 3: Then you'd be Liken Knnykidning kidding.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just dancing. Didn't mean it,
Speaker 4: but I am deaf from that. I know it's from
Speaker 4: that or just a or just a gift.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I think I'll so Walkman's being from the
Speaker 1: Walkman generation, which was it was a brand new thing
Speaker 1: when I was twelve years old that you could put
Speaker 1: headphones on and listen to music personally.
Speaker 3: Fall asleep and listen to it all night while you
Speaker 3: sleep as it and.
Speaker 1: That idea like that was the first thing I ever
Speaker 1: listened to on a Walkman was diver Down Van Halen
Speaker 1: diver Down and it was a physical experience. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe what was happening to my brain and body.
Speaker 3: I loved that. That was like your first tape cassette tape, Steve,
Speaker 3: when you having my wallet.
Speaker 1: Sorry it was Bridget's. I can't remember Bridget's last name
Speaker 1: from camp, but we listened to it at camp. Oh
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 3: Last name from camp?
Speaker 1: What was it? It was old Bridget giel Good from
Speaker 1: Redwood City.
Speaker 3: We went to camp together.
Speaker 4: A lot of people don't expect royalty and that city.
Speaker 3: That's the refreshing part.
Speaker 1: Also, she that was one of those camp stories where
Speaker 1: she and I fought. The first year. I found her
Speaker 1: to be a bully and I didn't like her, so
Speaker 1: I sasked her and we almost got into a fistfight.
Speaker 3: And then the next year we were good friends.
Speaker 4: You know what? And now let's see, this is the problem,
Speaker 4: and I want I have some great stories about my
Speaker 4: big Sky Bible camp, but I think I've told them all.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so I could jump on board with camp stories,
Speaker 4: but my friend I didn't really make any friends. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's really.
Speaker 3: What we're doing, because it was too bibly.
Speaker 4: It was. They just day one said you've got to
Speaker 4: save your parents and make them religious, otherwise they're going
Speaker 4: to hell. And I was falling asleep hearing. I thought
Speaker 4: I was getting possessed every night.
Speaker 3: I've never been confronted.
Speaker 4: By religious people before in that way, and they scared
Speaker 4: the hell into me.
Speaker 3: They really did.
Speaker 4: They're crazy and my dad showed up and I was
Speaker 4: sad and crying, like I just watch Hancock. And we
Speaker 4: drove a while.
Speaker 1: Oh I got a really big one.
Speaker 4: I like how they leave a little bit of the
Speaker 4: I'm supposed to say, no straws. It's okay.
Speaker 1: We're not by Starbucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I do it by the beach where a
Speaker 4: straws up as long as it's none in a sea.
Speaker 1: Turtles nostril, Oh, bad news.
Speaker 3: Oh this one thing.
Speaker 4: They have a nostril dispenser here.
Speaker 3: It is turtle's nostril. Oh.
Speaker 4: I've watched multiple turtle straw nostril videos and they are never.
Speaker 3: They never.
Speaker 4: I mean they end okay because they end up pulling
Speaker 4: it out. Cry yeah, and they make little turtle yells.
Speaker 3: They go.
Speaker 1: Because they can.
Speaker 3: They have voices. No, they do.
Speaker 4: When it's not until you're pulling something out of their nostril,
Speaker 4: but they'll go, Yes, Turtles star I'm here to let
Speaker 4: everyone know turtles have local courts.
Speaker 3: This is the best Pixar movie that needs to be.
Speaker 1: Made right now.
Speaker 4: Say that turtles can sing yeow.
Speaker 3: Wow, whip it real good.
Speaker 4: I really wish you had gone into I don't know
Speaker 4: anything from diver down.
Speaker 1: I know, I was trying to as I was doing
Speaker 1: the yeow, I was trying to think of one song
Speaker 1: and I couldn't, so I wanted to. I said, whip
Speaker 1: it real good song to the tune of Sultan Peppa's
Speaker 1: Push It Real good, like a fucking weirdo.
Speaker 4: But the yow that's right before Lander second.
Speaker 1: Floor yow, that's Aerosmith and Turtles.
Speaker 3: It's similar.
Speaker 4: So when I live with Tig she it seemed like
Speaker 4: she had one cassette and it was Aerosmith. Pump oh no,
Speaker 4: it has to She.
Speaker 3: Rocked out to it all the time.
Speaker 4: I'm just happy to hear that you were such a
Speaker 4: van Halen had.
Speaker 3: Well back then, you didn't have a choice.
Speaker 1: You basically listened to the music that the biggest, the
Speaker 1: scariest person in the room wanted to listen to. Right,
Speaker 1: So it was a lot of In my world, it
Speaker 1: was a lot of ACPC.
Speaker 3: That's funny, Stevie Nicks.
Speaker 4: That's how I made the transition from the lighthearted stand
Speaker 4: by Me and Leabamba soundtracks two deep dri dirty rotten imbeciles. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and all the songs are about coffins and how they're
Speaker 4: lonely to be in forever.
Speaker 1: Yes, DR. I was a really cool bands one year
Speaker 1: at Camp again Camp Stories.
Speaker 3: There was a cool boy from Camp.
Speaker 1: I've talked about him before, Christo Hansson, and he was
Speaker 1: the first punk rocker I met in real life. And
Speaker 1: he I had like a DRI shirt that I couldn't
Speaker 1: stop staring at because I was just like, what band
Speaker 1: would make a shirt like this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What is which is a side view of a man
Speaker 4: running like a stick figure man?
Speaker 3: But it's chrome right, And yeah they were It's a band.
Speaker 4: It's like right where punk rock and metal kind of
Speaker 4: culminated in those two worlds, and big with the skateboarders, right,
Speaker 4: and big with the older kids that intimidatingly make you
Speaker 4: put down your George Michael Faith something from Metal Blade Records.
Speaker 1: D R d R. I.
Speaker 4: I know I've talked about this, but let's just go
Speaker 4: ahead and just agree that I'm going to repeat myself
Speaker 4: that same day, self conscious, I am, I'm in my
Speaker 4: head about it.
Speaker 3: Get out, get out, Get out of my head. Everyone.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah. I bought George.
Speaker 4: Michael Faith and Dri together and my dad looked red
Speaker 4: in the back and he was like, I want your sex.
Speaker 3: I don't know about this, George Michael, but.
Speaker 4: That would have been considered devil music was Okay, I'm
Speaker 4: just saying my parents weren't religious.
Speaker 1: They were not religious, No, and I think them no,
Speaker 1: thanks and thank the Lord for that.
Speaker 4: Thank the whoops.
Speaker 3: Oh man, did I tell you?
Speaker 1: I'm sure I've told you this already that the first
Speaker 1: time my dad saw a video from on MTV when
Speaker 1: he walked because we watched from the second MTV started.
Speaker 1: We watched every minute of it.
Speaker 4: I was there, yeah, my older sister, Yeah, you were
Speaker 4: there for all of it. Killed the Radio Star, all
Speaker 4: that stuff.
Speaker 1: So remember there was a video that was by the
Speaker 1: band the the and it was I won't be able
Speaker 1: to remember the song, but the Baton Generation.
Speaker 3: No, it was whatever the video was. It was old footage.
Speaker 1: It was old like wildlife footage of like elk running
Speaker 1: through a field. And then someone had done animation on
Speaker 1: top of the film of sperm.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, and you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It was supposed to be like symbolic of biology or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my dad walked in and was like, what the
Speaker 1: hell is this? And when fucking bersirk and we're like,
Speaker 1: it's just MTV, Dad.
Speaker 3: Are you watching my stag art films.
Speaker 1: Which one of you got into art school?
Speaker 4: Would you get into my bin of art supplies?
Speaker 1: How did you express yourself so cleanly and symbolically? Here?
Speaker 4: I love the They're good, they are great. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go tonight. Everyone watch yourself some dunkirk and listen to
Speaker 4: some We all have homework.
Speaker 3: Careful of the dunkirk, though I still have the feelings.
Speaker 4: I'm ready. I'm ready to cry. I cry all that's
Speaker 4: cry at the drop of I cry at the sight
Speaker 4: of a hat.
Speaker 3: Thank god that guy didn't have one.
Speaker 4: Oh God, there wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I would not be dry. Oh this is where remember
Speaker 3: right where that guy's riding a bike. That's where we
Speaker 3: sell guy wreck on a bike. That's right.
Speaker 4: See who says my memories leaving? Someone did? I can't.
Speaker 1: Someone's gossiping about you and it's affecting you in a
Speaker 1: real way.
Speaker 4: No, I think it's just an air infection.
Speaker 3: The burning.
Speaker 4: Huh, you almost fell. You don't know it, but you
Speaker 4: almost fell.
Speaker 3: You're the ghost of bikers past. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: make fun of them.
Speaker 4: May work because we have bad, bad history of this
Speaker 4: car driving.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, bike's attacking We've told the story,
Speaker 1: We've lived the story.
Speaker 3: But Steven is here with us. Everybody. Sorry, Stephen, we
Speaker 3: didn't even introduce you. Stephen.
Speaker 1: Ray Morris is here to do sound in the car
Speaker 1: and Stephen, do you know the story of us getting
Speaker 1: attacked by a biker?
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't think I heard that episode, but I definitely
Speaker 6: know that you guys witnessed people spilling out in the
Speaker 6: past a wide variety of biker incidents, but I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't remember that one in particular.
Speaker 4: It just I it's kind of my fault.
Speaker 3: I get.
Speaker 4: I just get blurty, and it was just to make
Speaker 4: people laugh in the car. One time I heckled a
Speaker 4: John Early show. I've been big Fanny, isn't I did not,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm just yelling.
Speaker 1: Stuff, right, We're just having out the window.
Speaker 4: But this guy did not. And I understand. Now, you know,
Speaker 4: when you're riding on a bike and someone yelled at
Speaker 4: anything out the window in a passing car, it's infuriating
Speaker 4: because it startles you.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I'm.
Speaker 4: Realizing that right now that is my fault that it
Speaker 4: got that angry. But he he was on a fixed
Speaker 4: gear bike, and I said to him. It's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: we get it. You're on a fixed gear bike. I can't.
Speaker 3: It was very benign.
Speaker 4: He got very malignant though, yes, and he had his
Speaker 4: bike lock and he tried to whack off her shuh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He whizzed by, tried to hit her side view mirror
Speaker 4: and then just shot into the intersection and the light
Speaker 4: was red, as I recall it was cars whizzed by him.
Speaker 3: Like.
Speaker 4: We almost killed him because he his anger almost killed him.
Speaker 4: But I brought out the anger, so I almost killed him.
Speaker 1: But I would argue that that anger was a bit
Speaker 1: inappropriate or just a blurty. Now, I get what you're saying,
Speaker 1: but I think there was something already happening there that
Speaker 1: was probably a bit on the crazy side.
Speaker 3: Dr on his walkman, he was fucking skanking.
Speaker 4: He was a he was listening to pie tasters and
Speaker 4: he's the third wave.
Speaker 3: Of scott as hell.
Speaker 1: As we all liked it he was.
Speaker 3: He was. He scared me.
Speaker 4: And then there's other been other bike incidents, as I'm sure.
Speaker 1: But you know what, why don't we come to the present.
Speaker 1: Now We're in gorgeous we are downtown Burbank.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful, not a lot of buildings in downtown Burbank.
Speaker 3: Now everything's one story.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of like vacuum cleaner stores where you're like,
Speaker 1: how does that stay open?
Speaker 3: In this administration?
Speaker 1: They're probably mostly drug fronts.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you say, Oh, is.
Speaker 4: The current administration not shutting down a lot of these vacuums.
Speaker 3: Let's shut this shit down. Clearly these people are against
Speaker 3: the government.
Speaker 4: In my town, we grew up with one store that
Speaker 4: sold vacuums in and sewing machines. It was Bob's Viking
Speaker 4: Sewing back. I thought his name was Bob Viking popular
Speaker 4: as you know, a sewing machine company.
Speaker 3: This is Bob's. So Bob's Viking, right, so specific brand.
Speaker 4: I would paint his windows every year Santa Claus vacuuming,
Speaker 4: Santa Clause sewing with some of the alms every year.
Speaker 3: I went back.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 4: His brother was an activist around town. Hurt his back
Speaker 4: at some point, and so he.
Speaker 3: Was a activist.
Speaker 4: He was a backtivist.
Speaker 3: He was a good man.
Speaker 4: He just cared about you know, the entire health. Yeah,
Speaker 4: back when it was like, oh that guy was always
Speaker 4: talking about the environment.
Speaker 3: What a lunatic. Yeah, the water slowly rising.
Speaker 4: Yes, he knew what he was talking about.
Speaker 1: Now and when Santa Claus on Bob's Viking vas and
Speaker 1: sewing machines, but not not the title you said, but
Speaker 1: what I remember.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did I make him muscular? Yes?
Speaker 3: Did you do porn porn anime Santa?
Speaker 4: Yes, I did, very Santa. That was having sex with
Speaker 4: Marge Simpsons.
Speaker 1: Marge Simpson, they and Bob Santa.
Speaker 4: That is a place for the wrong people to get
Speaker 4: creative animated.
Speaker 3: I tell you, I used to be in a tumbler.
Speaker 3: It's dominating. There's lots of there's a lot, there's some
Speaker 3: crazy shit.
Speaker 1: I have stumbled into a world because I used to
Speaker 1: really keep my tumbler is very passionate about it, and
Speaker 1: it's mostly yeah, go for it. It's mostly don't punk
Speaker 1: and then sit there. Of course, it's a fucking Jaguar Suv.
Speaker 1: Of course, you fucking idiots, let's follow them, Jaguar Suv.
Speaker 4: Get my bikelock you.
Speaker 1: That'd be amazing to take a bike blog in another
Speaker 1: car and try to hit the mirror off of that
Speaker 1: Jaguar Suv.
Speaker 4: Of course, wouldn't like that it was happening. But more
Speaker 4: than that, he'd be confused as to why I planned
Speaker 4: on locking up my car.
Speaker 1: Later with a bikelock. It'll never work. I love Tumblr.
Speaker 1: I think you can find really cool art and photography
Speaker 1: on there. Sure, but then of course it's seventy percent
Speaker 1: fucking porn, which I realized that's something I've If you
Speaker 1: follow certain people, they'll do like amazing pictures of cabins
Speaker 1: in the fog, right, and then like seven dick pics
Speaker 1: where you're like, well, okay, I think.
Speaker 4: That it's an innocent admit admitting that that that's how
Speaker 4: you go down your porn wormhole is innocent because I
Speaker 4: just go straight to the porn place and I.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm I'm like it.
Speaker 4: But on Tumblr, no, no, I Tumblr is like this
Speaker 4: unneeded mental man. You can just type in porn dot
Speaker 4: com basically, is that true?
Speaker 3: Yes? And there's a video and.
Speaker 4: It's it's just such stuff that every dumb dude like
Speaker 4: me likes and it's right there, you know, and there's
Speaker 4: no photography and you have to it has to be
Speaker 4: sprung upon you through.
Speaker 1: Well, I just didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize.
Speaker 4: You're wholesome, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Yeah, girls don't I don't think we're
Speaker 1: all as hip to the porn things, but it's so intertwined.
Speaker 3: Like it's like people. You can be like I love
Speaker 3: the I love.
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, sure, and then also choking and it
Speaker 1: just comes up and you just kind of have to
Speaker 1: like scroll by and ignore. Anyway.
Speaker 3: I can't remember what I'm talking about this.
Speaker 4: But usually in that algorithm they just factor in without asking.
Speaker 4: The Simpsons also, so that Game of Thrones, chokey Simpson porn.
Speaker 3: That's I was saying this because this is how I've.
Speaker 1: Seen really fucking weird anime that I would have never
Speaker 1: known people would have wanted to write combinations of things. Animals,
Speaker 1: their genitalias.
Speaker 4: Horses, glistening chrome, horses with big bending larger than a
Speaker 4: horse's peanuts already is they are big, pretty big. We've
Speaker 4: all been to a farm. We're a fair of some kind.
Speaker 4: I will not go to any more affairs because I'm
Speaker 4: tired of all the dicks.
Speaker 3: Oh they line up and they just let him be.
Speaker 4: You just take your pick.
Speaker 3: And there's a fast talking man there.
Speaker 1: It's old.
Speaker 4: I wasn't looking.
Speaker 3: I don't want to buy one this stick, hang it
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 1: It will deep fry for it.
Speaker 3: That's what you want. It's the fair.
Speaker 4: The fair, oh at the fair in Orange County, which
Speaker 4: you would think wouldn't be but it is one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Like people come out of the woodwork.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, and they they have deep fried butter. So
Speaker 4: they take a.
Speaker 3: Butter, a pat of butter, a whole a stick. Thank you.
Speaker 4: It's a stick.
Speaker 3: It's not really a brick.
Speaker 4: They deep fry a brick of butter. I think they
Speaker 4: do other stuff to sweet and it.
Speaker 3: Maybe they stick.
Speaker 4: I think they put chocolate on it too, But we
Speaker 4: are talking about eating fried butter. Wait, that's what we're
Speaker 4: talking about. They got snickers. You can bring them anything
Speaker 4: and they'll fry it. But you can bring them a blue.
Speaker 3: What is the benefit of eating fried but nothing? Well,
Speaker 3: it's not. It only has negative ramification.
Speaker 1: Okay, because that's what I thought wouldn't be super messy
Speaker 1: and then also kind of like.
Speaker 4: It was delicious, Yeah was it?
Speaker 3: And it shouldn't have been.
Speaker 4: I took a bite of it, and I get I
Speaker 4: can't if something is that indulgent. They did sweeten it,
Speaker 4: let's just say it was sugar butter still and then
Speaker 4: they yet, No, it's like having ten cheesecakes and cheesecake
Speaker 4: is enough?
Speaker 3: Am I right?
Speaker 1: Girl? I swear to God, I can't stay away from it.
Speaker 3: Don't turn us and do a Kathy cartoon.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite kids in the Kids in
Speaker 1: the Hall sketches when they're all the secretaries and they
Speaker 1: all like they have cheesecake in their drawers.
Speaker 3: It's so funny.
Speaker 4: Does that hold up?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 4: I want to watch Kids in the Hall. There was
Speaker 4: a lot of cross dressing and they they did this.
Speaker 1: But they they Dave Folly is one of the most
Speaker 1: realistic women when he plays women in sketches.
Speaker 7: He was.
Speaker 1: He's so like when he's somebody's mother and he's just
Speaker 1: kind of.
Speaker 3: Upset, like, he's so real.
Speaker 4: There's something there's something to be said for how well
Speaker 4: his younger face morphed into he just had. You don't
Speaker 4: know until you put on a wig and some and
Speaker 4: some eyeliner and stuff. And I'm speaking from experience. My
Speaker 4: sister used to dress me up and she ranmother's clothes.
Speaker 4: I think it's normal. When he was alive and watch
Speaker 4: that's a weird child.
Speaker 3: Wait is this a tumblr thing?
Speaker 1: Also?
Speaker 3: No, this is something that happened to me. My sister.
Speaker 4: I was like a doll to her and I liked
Speaker 4: being played with and I like that her all of
Speaker 4: her friends paid attention to me, so they dressed me
Speaker 4: up and makeup, and I had alike. They've fully a
Speaker 4: face conducive for turning into a woman. That's true, very
Speaker 4: talented young drag kid, but you know, I just never
Speaker 4: got into the scene. And I don't think now my
Speaker 4: face and you know Na Fuley's I think he's got
Speaker 4: a go tee. It's just can't do it anymore.
Speaker 3: Well, and also, yeah, he doesn't have that young.
Speaker 4: His car is very farting and I'm not trying to
Speaker 4: be adolescent.
Speaker 3: He it's too late, you are adolescent.
Speaker 1: It sounded like this, he wants you to say that
Speaker 1: you're just falling into It's just so.
Speaker 3: Upset that I went full fart sound effect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did a fart sound effect into the microphone. Well,
Speaker 1: I was trying to make a great point about Dave.
Speaker 4: I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I think I love it. Where I think I was confusing.
Speaker 4: They're cross dressing for I think Monty Python. For some reason,
Speaker 4: I thought that was funny when I was kidd and
Speaker 4: then I watch it now and I'm like, oh, it
Speaker 4: isn't at all.
Speaker 3: I think it just depends. It's like the mood you're in.
Speaker 1: It's well also each person not everyone's good at.
Speaker 3: It, right, you know? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, John Cleese, stop doing.
Speaker 1: That, John Cleese, you're too tall.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: He's just so tall. Not that women aren't allowed to
Speaker 1: be tall. Everybody support the La Sparks. Now we're driving
Speaker 1: up into the hills.
Speaker 3: I forgot they're called the Sparks. It's kind of funny.
Speaker 3: Oh god, damn it.
Speaker 4: But yes, I love kids in the Hall. It's very
Speaker 4: I went saw them a live show on my birthday
Speaker 4: once in Austin. Then I was so excited, so good.
Speaker 4: And now I just probably see them walking down the
Speaker 4: street and I'd be like, oh those.
Speaker 1: Guys, those fucking guys so had it now, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: You don't care.
Speaker 1: What's what's the last celebrity sighting that you've had that
Speaker 1: was exciting?
Speaker 4: It's funny, everyone's gonna laugh at me. And this car
Speaker 4: is filled with people.
Speaker 1: This car is filled with beetles.
Speaker 4: I don't know why, but the kind of beatles.
Speaker 1: That you know they laugh from the click.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd find on a casket. I no b I
Speaker 4: used to interview people and he would not get I'd
Speaker 4: get starstruck by skateboarders, which a lot of people might
Speaker 4: not understand, but.
Speaker 3: I look up to them.
Speaker 1: They're very talented.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But there was one time I interviewed.
Speaker 4: Our Sineo Hall and for some reason, I got really nervous,
Speaker 4: and because he was so nice and he was amazing
Speaker 4: and gracious, and he kept like hugging me and being
Speaker 4: I don't know, he just was. I was like, Wow,
Speaker 4: this is and I got I guess the point is
Speaker 4: he just made me nervous.
Speaker 3: In general, Well, he's a true celebrity.
Speaker 1: His talk show was groundbreaking and he was really fucking
Speaker 1: hilarious in coming to America. He was so good that movie.
Speaker 3: And Hollywood Shuffler.
Speaker 4: But I think that's what's you know that?
Speaker 3: I think that's Robert Townsend.
Speaker 8: What's well, there's a movie where he is VHS tape
Speaker 8: flies out of a VCR and hits him in the face. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I think he's just in a great scene.
Speaker 4: Or what's the gangster one where there's gatling guns and
Speaker 4: is it the movie Life?
Speaker 1: Oh man, No, that's Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 3: Oh god, anyway, he's great. He's great.
Speaker 4: And his hands we're just as big as they seemed
Speaker 4: on TV back in the day. Now it's got long fingers.
Speaker 1: We're gonna switch to mine now, sure, of course, because
Speaker 1: we can't just keep going on and on about our
Speaker 1: simew Hall.
Speaker 4: He his voice alone.
Speaker 3: Yes, his eyes and his long face like a horse.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say mine is, but now also now
Speaker 1: I'm getting in se Gearby's. I'm positive I've told you
Speaker 1: the story on the show is the time I saw
Speaker 1: Colin Ferrell at the Arc Light.
Speaker 3: I tell you about that.
Speaker 1: No, okay, so we because I yeah, because you would
Speaker 1: have remembered, yes, because he's amazing. So we're standing at
Speaker 1: the you know, concession stand. And I'm really good at
Speaker 1: spotting celebrities because they dress like fucking idiots, and they
Speaker 1: dress unlike any other normal person, and they pretend they're
Speaker 1: being normal, so they cannot blend in. So like one
Speaker 1: time I spotted Giovanni Rabisi coming into a Starbucks because
Speaker 1: he was wearing white pants and a white shirt like
Speaker 1: a fucking baker. And I was like, yeah, if you
Speaker 1: don't want people to talk to you or bother. You
Speaker 1: throw on some jeans and a plaid shirt like every
Speaker 1: other motherfucker in this town.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't dress like the professor.
Speaker 1: Yes, stop trying to like, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's the only white on white I can think of it.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of white online. So it's house painters,
Speaker 1: it's people that take you to the mental hospital. There's
Speaker 1: so many. But orderly is exactly you think you disorderly.
Speaker 1: Great film, Oh god, boys, such good actors.
Speaker 3: But so Farrell rolls up to the concession area.
Speaker 1: I spot him from one hundred paces because he is
Speaker 1: wearing cow He's wearing combat boots, really tight jeans, a
Speaker 1: scarf with a tank top, and then a long woman's
Speaker 1: seemingly to me woman esques sweater, almost like he had
Speaker 1: put on some of his girlfriend's clothes to roll out
Speaker 1: of the house.
Speaker 3: And then he had like headbands in his hair, so
Speaker 3: like a Mickey Rourke type.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but he's insanely attractive, of course, and then
Speaker 1: like real owlish, like nerd glasses, like he was trying
Speaker 1: to do a lot of things at one time.
Speaker 3: I'm successorying up, yes.
Speaker 1: And he's he's like, I'm a sexy girl, I'm a
Speaker 1: smart man, and you're right.
Speaker 4: Maybe he thought, well, if I double up on all
Speaker 4: these all these coup trements, maybe knowing it's going to
Speaker 4: take away from the fact that I'm calling Ferrell, maybe
Speaker 4: this scarf will make me unrecognizable because everyone knows I
Speaker 4: have a famous neck.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, though, people in Los Angeles don't wear
Speaker 1: scarves unless they're on a drama, a drama on NBC, Like,
Speaker 1: there's no need to wear a scarf unless you have anorexia.
Speaker 4: Or you're hiding some track hole.
Speaker 1: A tray hole that you shouldn't have a tray hole,
Speaker 1: or you were in some kind of an emergency situations
Speaker 1: And I just do you have a pen into your neck?
Speaker 3: Because you're that kind of star, right, I mean, but
Speaker 3: for the most part, and the average person so.
Speaker 4: Famous that you need emergency surgery, like from an episode of.
Speaker 3: Mash Yes, where you just need it. Does anyone have
Speaker 3: a big pen? Oh this fucking guy again?
Speaker 1: Video d Or is he just super famous when he
Speaker 1: I think I don't know what he had been in
Speaker 1: before that Western where I got stung on the knee.
Speaker 1: Told that that would come out.
Speaker 3: All the time I've been sitting next to Colin Ferrell.
Speaker 3: But wait, he was in that movie.
Speaker 4: He was in that movie.
Speaker 1: Okay, you've told that story I'm so four times, and
Speaker 1: you've never mentioned that Colin Farrell was the star.
Speaker 4: And we were on our first name basis. He'd say hi.
Speaker 4: He was trying to get me to say things so
Speaker 4: my pay rate would be. He's like, they said, okay,
Speaker 4: we need a cowboy to go up and talk to
Speaker 4: one of the brothel prostitutes. And he was like, do it.
Speaker 4: Go say you want to be that guy? And I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to be like outwardly He's like, that's
Speaker 4: how you get speaking. Well, that's how you get in
Speaker 4: a union.
Speaker 3: He was, is that true?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, you buried the lead on this story for
Speaker 1: four years.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I just I think I just got caught up
Speaker 4: in Scott Kahn. You know, I'm such a fan of
Speaker 4: James Kahn. And there's his kid, you know.
Speaker 1: Con And I've hated this story for so long.
Speaker 3: Now it's my favorite.
Speaker 4: Colin Farrell was there. He was so nice. He slept
Speaker 4: with every woman that was there.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't we all should.
Speaker 4: And at the end was on a friend. He just
Speaker 4: hugged them all by and there was no hard feelings.
Speaker 4: He's giving every woman there generous lover and no, you know,
Speaker 4: I hope he can be friends. What he's irish?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I can't remember the way her.
Speaker 3: But he did talk a lot.
Speaker 4: I just don't remember the voice.
Speaker 3: He like this right, He's like he's in a hurry,
Speaker 3: and he swears a lot.
Speaker 4: And there was the same way he threw a bottle
Speaker 4: against the wall in this bar interaction and the glass
Speaker 4: hit me and I'm like, well, I'm going to be
Speaker 4: on camera for sure. I was right next to him.
Speaker 3: And then they cut that scene out.
Speaker 1: What was there?
Speaker 4: It's called American Outlaws and it's a long time Kathy
Speaker 4: Bates was in it. You know, Timothy Dalton.
Speaker 3: Did you think he slept with Kathy Bates?
Speaker 4: He slept with just like the hair and makeup department,
Speaker 4: wardrobe people, a lot of the extras.
Speaker 3: Kind of he was being a bit typically.
Speaker 4: The entire stunt crew.
Speaker 1: He wasn't being creative about his love two or three
Speaker 1: of the horses.
Speaker 3: It wasn't about intellectualism or talent.
Speaker 4: No, no, necessarily that guy, he's just it's like a radar,
Speaker 4: a compass. I don't know, he's just always pointing north
Speaker 4: and he is aroused.
Speaker 3: You're in the way.
Speaker 4: You're getting made love to, you know why, mutually and
Speaker 4: enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Here's a tip for all the boys. Yes, look at
Speaker 1: Colin Ferrell's eyebrows. He always has them raised up like
Speaker 1: a little teepee meeting together at the at the center
Speaker 1: of his head.
Speaker 3: Should I do that?
Speaker 1: Yes, for sure?
Speaker 3: Wrinkle no, No, it's fine. Don't be concerned about that.
Speaker 4: I bet he has a lot of wrinkles on his
Speaker 4: forehead that you haven't known.
Speaker 3: It's a concern.
Speaker 1: It's a kindness, a concern, a lightness of Oh I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: and I'm also I care.
Speaker 3: I'm riddled with concern. You think I don't care. Get
Speaker 3: those eyebrows up, then if that's you know that, I
Speaker 3: walk away.
Speaker 4: I'm worried about everyone.
Speaker 3: No because you because no, your eyebrows are too flat, liney?
Speaker 3: Get him up there?
Speaker 4: Do you think they're not? He had them really thick.
Speaker 4: I feel like should I die?
Speaker 3: Get implants?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, hmm, because I do mine or wispy there's
Speaker 4: missing patches. One time did a vanilla ice stripe thing
Speaker 4: and an eyebrow and they.
Speaker 1: Never You have to get eyebrow tattoos like a seventy
Speaker 1: year old woman.
Speaker 4: I'm not afraid.
Speaker 3: I've saved a little money.
Speaker 4: I've been waiting, Okay, I spend it on something.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's I feel like that's a lot of
Speaker 1: guys don't understand women seducing a lot of women.
Speaker 3: It's not about like alpha dominance.
Speaker 4: It's about eyebrows.
Speaker 1: It's about showing like intense facial weakness and then coming
Speaker 1: through with the red hot love making later on.
Speaker 3: Oh see, that's I.
Speaker 4: Mean, that's a that's a big number two.
Speaker 1: It is. Actually I think only he can really handle it,
Speaker 1: because then he's also you know, he's got a lot
Speaker 1: of Irish charisma, and he's very sexy.
Speaker 3: I got Irish Christmas, Okay, okay, I mean it's I
Speaker 3: think my sister did the.
Speaker 1: Tread me.
Speaker 4: I got Christmas.
Speaker 1: And said it. It came up on a little bit
Speaker 1: a little passed Christmas Chrism, and I.
Speaker 4: Think there's some English anger and some uh Norwegian shyness.
Speaker 3: Nor some Norwegian wood in there. This car is filled
Speaker 3: with beetles.
Speaker 4: Once we get to enjoying ourselves, we just become cigarette Grandma's.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I am mad.
Speaker 3: Another one of those camels. I'm gonna go up on
Speaker 3: the Davenport. I'm gonna sit on the Chesterfield.
Speaker 1: My grandmother used to call it a Chesterfield, and I
Speaker 1: had I didn't know what she was talking about. For
Speaker 1: the longest time.
Speaker 9: I don't know what a Chesterfield is a brand name,
Speaker 9: just like Davenport.
Speaker 3: What it's a hassock? Fuck is that thing? Let's take
Speaker 3: a look. Let's take a look on the phone.
Speaker 4: I think it's a type of foot rest.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, that would make sense.
Speaker 4: My I think I might remember my grandma saying, get
Speaker 4: off the hassock. She didn't say.
Speaker 3: Oh, I said, pointed out the light.
Speaker 4: Whenever I'm real bad, uh nervous passenger, I just go oh,
Speaker 4: instead of saying the light edge green, instead.
Speaker 3: Of saying, Karen stopped coming, stopped texting and driving. It's
Speaker 3: a haddock.
Speaker 4: That's a that's a fish. There's a hassock, and I'm
Speaker 4: looking for it.
Speaker 3: Now you look for it because I can't text and drive. Okay, hassick.
Speaker 3: Haddock is a cute little fish. Though, if anybody wants
Speaker 3: to go fishing or.
Speaker 5: Okay, Karen, I was going to say, I had I
Speaker 5: had to call him.
Speaker 4: Cultures of hassocks. It's a round foot wrap.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's an anomon. It's basically an atomou Stephen.
Speaker 1: Let Stephen tell his colin Carol, say.
Speaker 5: Colin Carell held the door open for me at the
Speaker 5: arc light?
Speaker 3: What was it the same day I was there?
Speaker 1: Did he have a scarf on and a headband?
Speaker 5: He didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 5: I couldn't.
Speaker 6: Like he held it and I was so starstruck that
Speaker 6: I just I just walked by him and I didn't
Speaker 6: pay attention.
Speaker 5: I think he was wearing a scarf.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: I wonder if we're all there at this day, did
Speaker 4: you say thank you?
Speaker 7: Or what? What?
Speaker 3: Did? What happened?
Speaker 5: I don't recognize celebrities till after I've walked.
Speaker 3: Away and I'm like, wait a minute, who is that?
Speaker 6: And then yeah, this control because he had that that
Speaker 6: voice that you that that quiet, concerned voice.
Speaker 1: Yes, go through the door already what it was, Well,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good, thank you.
Speaker 3: You gotta go. I'm telling you my mom, I get
Speaker 3: a line. You gotta get speaking roll.
Speaker 4: I don't know, no, I do start tripp but the
Speaker 4: plane is, yeah, there you do. I do notice after
Speaker 4: like the other day at Walgreens, I was in the wine.
Speaker 3: Well, that's my pharmacy. It's nearest by. Yeah, you have
Speaker 3: to go somewhere else.
Speaker 1: Really, what do they do they.
Speaker 4: Nostrils?
Speaker 3: Yes, and I told you this, you know they do.
Speaker 1: There was something or a pharmacist wouldn't let a woman
Speaker 1: get her birth control, and then Walgreen stood by the pharmacist.
Speaker 1: It's just a touch of the bleed of The Handmaid's Tale,
Speaker 1: where you're like, hey, guess what, fuck you Walgreen.
Speaker 3: I've been watching handmaid Stale. It's scary. No, I know
Speaker 3: what everyone's talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's horrifying.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Where they had she had to get a note from
Speaker 4: the husband to and they said, well, we're in a relationship,
Speaker 4: and they're like, not a legitimate one because there are
Speaker 4: two women.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It was very I'm combining two things. The point is
Speaker 4: I saw Harvey Levin. I didn't realize it was him.
Speaker 4: Who's that He said, there's a register over there, no
Speaker 4: one knows, but it's by the photography of people. You
Speaker 4: don't have to stand in this line. I'm like, oh, thanks,
Speaker 4: little guy. And then, uh, who's Harvey Levin? He's the
Speaker 4: lawyer from TMZ that's its real Come on, well he's
Speaker 4: a guy. He's a guy, and he was like, he
Speaker 4: didn't have to go, Hey, there's a register open over there.
Speaker 4: That's true, he was he was trying to just make
Speaker 4: a human connection because he knows he's not human.
Speaker 1: And yeah, he's destroyed so many lives and he's really
Speaker 1: trying to make it up. And at fucking Walgreen he.
Speaker 4: Is really, I mean, he is annoying. Do you remember
Speaker 4: when they had like a handsome surfer guy though on
Speaker 4: there that yeah, I don't know, Yeah, I guess it
Speaker 4: was Jennifer Anston outside of Trader Goes.
Speaker 3: I gotta go paddle out now there.
Speaker 4: I met that guy at some TMZ part that someone
Speaker 4: worked there, and I went to a function and whatever.
Speaker 3: They were all there and I didn't know who.
Speaker 4: They were, but he was the coolest, nicest dude ever.
Speaker 4: And I expected him to be a dumb dumb no.
Speaker 4: And I am judgment all the handsome people.
Speaker 1: Well, I think those guys on TMZ because my friend
Speaker 1: Rick Mitchell used to work on TMZ for years and
Speaker 1: was on camera talent and he's a hilarious stand up
Speaker 1: comic who took that job when that thing started. I
Speaker 1: don't think understood the depth and breadth and kind of
Speaker 1: was like, well then after a while, you have a
Speaker 1: good job, you're on TV, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like you're making this decision?
Speaker 4: Sure, you know.
Speaker 1: I think I think those guys took the hit for
Speaker 1: basically just trying to keep a job in Hollywood that
Speaker 1: was Harvey Leven was responsible for. When it's like it's
Speaker 1: you never hear people talking massive shit about Harvey Leven.
Speaker 1: You to hear people talking shit about the underlings that
Speaker 1: were on the show, or it's like, oh they all suck,
Speaker 1: it's like, how about fucking the guy that it was
Speaker 1: his idea to do this, right, he's the one that
Speaker 1: stands outside restaurants and trying to pick off no drunk,
Speaker 1: seedless celebrities to shame them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, or they Yeah, I know some nice people
Speaker 4: that are Papa Razzo's what do you call the sure
Speaker 4: yeah photographers.
Speaker 3: Italian photographers, yes.
Speaker 4: From Italy that are never Italian.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I never get mad at the people on the show though, Okay, guy,
Speaker 4: am I making this up? Or did he used to
Speaker 4: do they post interviews on people's court. No, would be like,
Speaker 4: well we saw today what do you feel about the judgment.
Speaker 3: That's Dougluellens.
Speaker 4: He was the first Doug Luellen, Rusty, the bailiff walkner.
Speaker 3: That's the old school.
Speaker 9: Oh gotch school was Harvey Levin. Maybe God, I mean
Speaker 9: maybe I think that's where he got to start. Okay,
Speaker 9: that was his Byron. Now and like I do interviews
Speaker 9: for movies.
Speaker 1: Bam, I'm a lawyer and I could be making plenty
Speaker 1: of money doing that, but instead I'm gonna come to
Speaker 1: this TV set built like a courtroom.
Speaker 3: I'm right, Stephen just handed me this.
Speaker 4: He did just just discord after impressing a crew member
Speaker 4: with his legal analysis.
Speaker 3: Oh that was ninety seven.
Speaker 1: So he was just hanging out at the studio trying
Speaker 1: to impress crew members with legal anoogs.
Speaker 4: Later created Celebrity Justice.
Speaker 1: Oh what's that?
Speaker 4: I don't know, but from O two to five it
Speaker 4: was sweeping the nation.
Speaker 1: I wish there was Celebrity Justice. Then we'd have many
Speaker 1: more films with and Ferrell.
Speaker 4: I really didn't know how you in lovely. It's really
Speaker 4: an eyebrow thing. Huh.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: I have to say I love calling Farrell because he's
Speaker 3: an Irish guy.
Speaker 1: I like his style.
Speaker 3: I like the feel of him. I like the concept
Speaker 3: of him. I like that he's like a ladies man.
Speaker 1: He's unapologetic and he's just kind of having a good time.
Speaker 1: I think that's as it should be. But the one
Speaker 1: I truly deeply love is Killian Murphy, who is yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: peaky binders.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you can't. There's nothing I can do to
Speaker 4: just make my eyes a swimmable blue A bit no.
Speaker 1: No, And unless you get cheek implants, you just no
Speaker 1: one can touch Killy and Murphy.
Speaker 3: It's the crazy.
Speaker 1: He is the craziest face, and then on top of
Speaker 1: that he has a woman's face, and then he is
Speaker 1: one of the most powerful seeming men in terms of
Speaker 1: just self possession and being fucking rad.
Speaker 4: And at somehow at one hundred and eighteen.
Speaker 3: Pounds, Yes, I just emaciated.
Speaker 4: I would have to not only get the I'd have
Speaker 4: to suck out the middle of my cheek and put
Speaker 4: him up.
Speaker 3: God, I have a lot of plastic surgery to do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you really, you should get on it pretty soon.
Speaker 4: The eyebrow thing, at least is affordable. You'll be seeing
Speaker 4: that next episode.
Speaker 3: Do you need to run? Yeah, don't. Killy Murphy's more
Speaker 3: of the.
Speaker 1: It's more of just a behavioral standard as opposed to
Speaker 1: a beauty standard, because I think his I just like
Speaker 1: to look at him and go, what do your parents
Speaker 1: look like?
Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense right.
Speaker 4: The same thing was with the call when we were
Speaker 4: on that call him call. Yeah, sure, I really think
Speaker 4: that was his first I bet any credit prior to
Speaker 4: American outlaws. It's Irish films. I think he was very young.
Speaker 3: Should I just keep driving towards this fire truck?
Speaker 4: But yeah, we're heading right at it.
Speaker 3: It's on my side of the street.
Speaker 4: He's on the wrong side of the street. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 4: I know that they're heroes, but come on, but it's.
Speaker 3: Been a while since not a lot, you know Tucket
Speaker 3: in whoa, whoa, Wait, hold on pause that Oh they're
Speaker 3: just all using an ATM.
Speaker 1: Hey, you guys the Glendale Fire Department representing Wait are
Speaker 1: we watching?
Speaker 4: Are they pretending to be firemen and they're robbing that bank?
Speaker 3: Or are they about to? Are they breaking in so
Speaker 3: they can strip in there?
Speaker 4: You can act as Calumn with those mustaches as you want,
Speaker 4: but I know what you boys are doing.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of mustaches and there's a lot of
Speaker 1: hands on hips over there. Hi, guys there, what's so?
Speaker 1: What is exactly going on?
Speaker 4: Because that's they are breaking in the.
Speaker 3: Buildings for lease. There's no need for them to go
Speaker 3: in there. They have a tool.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is they heard there's money left over from
Speaker 4: back when it was a US bank.
Speaker 3: They got their tools. That was a heist. Just what
Speaker 3: that was a hot fucking heist? Well, well, I don't
Speaker 3: have to rewatch heat.
Speaker 4: As I do yearly.
Speaker 3: A child on a bike alone.
Speaker 1: I don't like the family.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean she's with her brother, but oh, there
Speaker 3: they are. It's a family. Okay, I really don't like that.
Speaker 7: Call.
Speaker 4: No need to call anyone, don't call.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, Stephen, did you say what your celebrity
Speaker 3: sighting was?
Speaker 1: Sorry, celebrity sighting like a recent genuinely exciting one other
Speaker 1: than Colin.
Speaker 5: Farrell, them other than Parreell six years.
Speaker 3: Ago when we had the same one on the same day.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Well, you think I'm in the same mind because in
Speaker 1: honor of Dunkirk, yes, and my my overt weeping about
Speaker 1: the Boys of.
Speaker 4: Dunkirk, I'm totally comfortable with the Ukraine. If you want
Speaker 4: to cry around me all the time.
Speaker 3: But myhead.
Speaker 1: Okay, So one time more when you just find out
Speaker 1: you're into it, like weirdly into crying, be awful. One time, U,
Speaker 1: when I worked very briefly and against my will at
Speaker 1: the J. Gordon Show, I was sitting in the studio
Speaker 1: watching rehearsal and I heard somebody walk up and felt
Speaker 1: them standing behind me, and I was just kind of
Speaker 1: sitting there and then I turned and looked and it
Speaker 1: was Harry Styles. And so he looked down at me
Speaker 1: and said hi, and I said hi, how are you?
Speaker 1: And he said, I'm okay. I have a cold. And
Speaker 1: then he held up a little brown bag, which I
Speaker 1: imagine had some cold medicine in it, or he had
Speaker 1: literally caught a cold in a bag.
Speaker 3: He's a baby child, He's just a child baby.
Speaker 1: He's a little baby, nineteen year old or something. He
Speaker 1: had long hair, and he looked tired, and I just
Speaker 1: was like, that was very sweet, and I'm sure he's
Speaker 1: so tired of being screamed at, yeah, everywhere he goes.
Speaker 1: And I, of course am the middle aged lady who
Speaker 1: was like, I couldn't care about you if I tried
Speaker 1: all day long, but God bless you for being chill.
Speaker 3: And now you love him because he was in Well,
Speaker 3: now that I stay.
Speaker 7: Hunger heat may be the ultimate sacrificing. Nobody cared, and
Speaker 7: it's okay. Crying more, cheers more, you cry, you cry?
Speaker 1: You know that's something on tumbler. People look up crying
Speaker 1: on tumbler for sexual pleasure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, porn.
Speaker 1: Just lightly.
Speaker 3: Now you know what that is a thing? Is it mascer?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Is it people like running masscarre because that means the
Speaker 4: tears are from hardcore sex.
Speaker 3: No, I've seen it.
Speaker 4: I've seen it. I've specifically gone to it. I'm not
Speaker 4: going to say I stumbled on it. I have seeked
Speaker 4: it out and I've found it out. But from the
Speaker 4: porn dot com.
Speaker 1: Is that there's no website called porn tuncle some thing
Speaker 1: like that. I mean, those people are making a billion dollars.
Speaker 1: Who ever thought to register that website is a genius.
Speaker 1: But then if you are looking at running Maskerra, then
Speaker 1: isn't part of your part of your deal then that
Speaker 1: you like that somebody doesn't like the sex they're having,
Speaker 1: And isn't that an issue?
Speaker 3: I think it is.
Speaker 4: I think you're right, although that it's bad. It's definitely bad.
Speaker 4: It's like I'm a dominating I'm mad, and I don't
Speaker 4: want to get totally explain it because I think it
Speaker 4: will make me too graphic.
Speaker 3: Okay, but we're already in this world, but we're in it.
Speaker 3: We might as well start talking.
Speaker 4: About the reason the tears. The reason that is the
Speaker 4: gagging or the tears are being triggered by gagging reflex
Speaker 4: and oh oh yeah with the the but it's aggressive
Speaker 4: to the point where it's like you're having trouble breathing.
Speaker 4: Hu yah, and that makes me feel good about myself.
Speaker 3: But you cry those tears well.
Speaker 1: And also I'm assuming incorrect that the women engaging in
Speaker 1: that don't enjoy it, which many do.
Speaker 3: That's it's voluntary and enjoyed.
Speaker 1: So that's my old fashioned nineteen thirties Catholicism that says
Speaker 1: anyone's a victim when actually that's That's another thing I've
Speaker 1: learned on tumblrs.
Speaker 3: People like all kinds of things. Yeah, being a victim
Speaker 3: is something some people enjoy. That's part of their that's
Speaker 3: part of it.
Speaker 4: Come straight from the nineteen fifties and missionary eye contact
Speaker 4: hole and I sheet you change in the room, keep
Speaker 4: them above the mantle, follow his eyes, you know.
Speaker 1: What you like. It's the perfect example is did you
Speaker 1: see The Shape of Water, the movie about the girl
Speaker 1: that fucks the lizen?
Speaker 4: You know, and it could have gone it really was
Speaker 4: riding a line where of ridiculousness.
Speaker 3: But I did like it.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 3: I mean, Garima, that guy knows what he's doing.
Speaker 4: But I think it's because I like him and I
Speaker 4: imagine him making it. If it was just some Yahoo
Speaker 4: making a weird fish porn.
Speaker 3: No, No, he's clearly a passionate filmmaker.
Speaker 4: It's filled with passion and he loves this project.
Speaker 1: But do you remember the scene where Michael what's his
Speaker 1: name is having sex with his wife and it's very
Speaker 1: strangely graphic?
Speaker 3: Oh, Shannon, Yes, yeah, it's kind of It's real weird,
Speaker 3: isn't that.
Speaker 1: It reminded me of that that where it's kind of
Speaker 1: fifties traditional and yet at the same time seemingly borderline
Speaker 1: violent and odd, right where you're supposed to watch that
Speaker 1: and then go, I think there's something wrong with that guy.
Speaker 4: I think that when I think I watched Light at Night. Oh,
Speaker 4: the first movie I ever saw what sex was like
Speaker 4: clockwork Orange.
Speaker 3: We had that when I was a kid, and that's
Speaker 3: not good.
Speaker 4: But yes, I think it permanently damaged.
Speaker 1: It did for sure my dream.
Speaker 4: You almost mentioned the lighthearted aggressiveness of the post Postmanoi's
Speaker 4: Rings twice.
Speaker 3: No, but that you know, that's Jess claying that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I I was exposed to the wrong things as a child.
Speaker 3: I think we all were. That's the problem with cable television.
Speaker 3: But no now, but kids now they just go straight
Speaker 3: to porn dot com. The first thing, I bet you know.
Speaker 3: They sign up for it right after they they entered
Speaker 3: sixth grade.
Speaker 4: Yeah, give it to you with your Social Security card.
Speaker 1: Here's your here's your free membership to porn dot org.
Speaker 1: So horrifying it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just saying I think kid's see we're stuff now.
Speaker 1: Actually for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then Summer Lovers, the movie where Peter Gallagher and Daryl
Speaker 1: Hannah go to Greece.
Speaker 3: Were there, yes?
Speaker 4: Or the Summer of sixty nine where.
Speaker 3: The boy in the forties sixty nine, Yes, yes.
Speaker 4: And he goes to by condoms.
Speaker 3: It was so risky.
Speaker 10: Same with Porky's Yes, where they step their expose their
Speaker 10: eyes through a giant hole that they it was so
Speaker 10: lighthearted porkys that they were just peeping through a glory hole.
Speaker 3: That's right, they were. There was so much peeping tom
Speaker 3: action in.
Speaker 4: A lot of those camp movies are like, how do
Speaker 4: I get some free views of naked boobs?
Speaker 1: That's right, which actually is usually the first sign of
Speaker 1: someone who's going to go on to become a rapist murderer, right, or.
Speaker 3: Win a ski race, or when the dad ski lunch back,
Speaker 3: you're for him.
Speaker 4: Sometimes just seeing some girls shower will make you kill it.
Speaker 1: On dead Man's Curve, I feel like this is the
Speaker 1: most graphics actually we've ever been on Disney to Ride.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people are maybe horrified, horrify,
Speaker 4: or it's deliberating for them.
Speaker 3: Maybe we're all being liberated this summer of sixty nine.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: I think that I did feel a little nervous when
Speaker 4: I was graphically explaining why the mascara and the tears,
Speaker 4: that's the whole situation.
Speaker 1: I want go back to it right, Well, look, but
Speaker 1: it's not your it wasn't your idea.
Speaker 3: Slow job.
Speaker 4: There I again brought it up again.
Speaker 3: Please don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, Twitter people, don't. Don't make the title of this
Speaker 1: episode gaggy blow jopsid please?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. There's my Lexus dealership.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 3: Hi, there's no they really are. It's all about customer service.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 3: This is what is?
Speaker 1: This is?
Speaker 3: This vehicle row?
Speaker 1: Is vehicle row?
Speaker 3: I think it is. It's what the police like to
Speaker 3: call vehicle row. It's it's the Glendale vehicular area.
Speaker 1: Difficult to say, difficult to say, and nonsensical to say.
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't really describe anything.
Speaker 4: How are we doing on time, Stephen Arena? Usually I'm
Speaker 4: looking at the old ones.
Speaker 3: And I know you don't have to.
Speaker 1: You're so free right now.
Speaker 3: You know I can't top gaggy blow jobs. No, no,
Speaker 3: I think yeah, I think you may have maximize that.
Speaker 4: And it's a great conclusionary statement.
Speaker 1: Yes it is. You mean, like, uh and and to
Speaker 1: all a good night gaggy blow job stuff type of thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course I'm talking about Christmas. What other holiday
Speaker 3: could it be?
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Speaker 1: Not like this one. Not like this one. Do you
Speaker 1: need a cord? It's actually not. It's not like you
Speaker 1: do sex jokes in your act. I certainly don't have
Speaker 1: the occasional one, yeah, but more of a it's not
Speaker 1: like a personal story. It's not like you're like fucking.
Speaker 4: Silly things that I've thought of that I try and
Speaker 4: pretend we're me, but everyone knows it isn't me.
Speaker 1: The second you give it away, you're like, you know
Speaker 1: what your parents were, not jerking off the doorway of
Speaker 1: your bed exactly.
Speaker 3: There's no way, exactly, There's no fucking way.
Speaker 4: It's impossible. It's a funny thing I thought of. You
Speaker 4: could watch me do sex jokes for a whole hour
Speaker 4: and you'd learn nothing about my actual genitals.
Speaker 3: That's right, which I think is important.
Speaker 1: Like that you keep the veneer, you keep that veil up,
Speaker 1: because once you let people in all the way to
Speaker 1: your gaggy blowjob.
Speaker 4: Area, they will exploit it.
Speaker 1: They will give it it.
Speaker 4: There's no reason anyone needs to know about that. I
Speaker 4: prefer everyone to just think I'm sealed up up front
Speaker 4: like a Kendle.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, I think it's easier to deal with
Speaker 1: you that way.
Speaker 3: Yep. Just keep everything in its proper place there.
Speaker 4: I never feel more judged than on stage telling a
Speaker 4: real sex story.
Speaker 3: Well, my thing is, I don't want to hear that when.
Speaker 4: I tell that, I feel judgment i tell it anymore.
Speaker 4: I'm saving it for some sort of a sex storytelling show.
Speaker 3: Good because it's not funny.
Speaker 4: No, it isn't funny.
Speaker 1: Isn't funny.
Speaker 3: There's some jokes in it though you make light of it,
Speaker 3: but it's still a lot to take. It's scary for
Speaker 3: people to hear because also.
Speaker 1: It's happened to a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Ruffi's are fucking crazy and creepy.
Speaker 4: It was the weirdest feeling I've ever felt. And I
Speaker 4: don't know if specifically that's what it was or what.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'd have to take more of it, different types of things.
Speaker 1: This might be where you as like a private detective,
Speaker 1: just start taking tons of drugs to figure out.
Speaker 3: To help figure out crimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're drug crimes.
Speaker 4: And that's how I go into deep cover. That's in
Speaker 4: the drug sex spring.
Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, just just doing all kinds of horror, tranquilizers,
Speaker 1: stepping into gate into k holes and fucking g holes,
Speaker 1: the g through.
Speaker 3: K holes and then through the end of the alphabet holes.
Speaker 4: There's a whole alphabet holes. I'm going through all of
Speaker 4: them today.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the D hole.
Speaker 4: I want your badge on my desk in the morning.
Speaker 4: You've gone too deep.
Speaker 3: You got to get out.
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 3: What are you just having a summer, Karen?
Speaker 1: Are you went to Oh I went to Hawaii. Yes,
Speaker 1: that was great, it was I didn't realize how bad,
Speaker 1: very badly. I needed a vacation. Sometimes you think you
Speaker 1: have depression or you think, like for me, I was
Speaker 1: starting to be angry about every single thing that happened.
Speaker 1: So you could be like, Karen, I got you this mocha,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, what the fuck did you get
Speaker 1: me a multi for It was like every single thing.
Speaker 1: And then you go on vacation and go, oh no,
Speaker 1: I just have not been on vacation in almost three years.
Speaker 4: I didn't know it need it either. I went to
Speaker 4: Montana and did not worry about anything. I hiked, I
Speaker 4: did things outside a water, skied, I golfed.
Speaker 3: I had no concerns.
Speaker 6: I was not.
Speaker 4: Oh, I haven't had a series of days where I
Speaker 4: didn't worry about something in a long time. And then
Speaker 4: I came home and I was like, well, back to.
Speaker 3: The old real life.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like I was on vacation in.
Speaker 4: Montana, waking up every day at eight thirty ready to
Speaker 4: start my day, and then I come home and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm going.
Speaker 3: To lean in bed. That's bad. Don't you think what
Speaker 3: I felt in Hawaii was the air was so clean.
Speaker 1: I just felt like there was the renewal had to
Speaker 1: do with the fact that this is a very it's
Speaker 1: a difficult city to live in esthetically, pollution wise, There's
Speaker 1: just all these things that get you down that you
Speaker 1: don't even realize. And when you get away, you reset
Speaker 1: and then you're like you build your strength back up
Speaker 1: to kind of deal with it and be in it again.
Speaker 3: And if you don't do that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I mean, like I just lay on the couch and
Speaker 1: feel defeated.
Speaker 3: Right I do. I'm like you.
Speaker 4: I am like you, Yes, And I too had a
Speaker 4: rejuvenating vacation and I'm ready to dive back into the mix.
Speaker 3: I'm ready to kick and punch with.
Speaker 4: A new ad I'm ready. I'm going to you're not.
Speaker 4: You're going to have to pull me away, screaming, okay,
Speaker 4: great from this show business thing.
Speaker 3: Good, good, good, We're going to beat show Businesses asked. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's good with a bike lock, that's all. I think
Speaker 3: that's the commitment everyone's looking for from us. Let's shake
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 1: Also, because we're going to start putting this podcast out
Speaker 1: more consistently now that we have are a sound man,
Speaker 1: Steven to help us. Sound man Stevens soundman Stephen in
Speaker 1: the backseat, which is couldn't be better.
Speaker 4: I think you're enjoying yourself, right, Stephen.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm having a blast.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 3: Thanks, he's you know, Stephen's looking at his phone.
Speaker 4: He was looking at pictures of another podcast.
Speaker 1: He was listening to another podcast. Yes, what does good
Speaker 1: podcasts sound like? But now that we don't, we have
Speaker 1: the comfort and freedom of like because it used to
Speaker 1: be that every podcast we recorded, we weren't sure if
Speaker 1: it was going to work right, and there were times
Speaker 1: where it didn't and it was heartbreaking.
Speaker 3: It was that lost tag episode, the lost take episode
Speaker 3: would have won a Pulitzer.
Speaker 1: Uh, and we just have to let it go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all. It was was a moment. I want
Speaker 3: to listen to it.
Speaker 4: There was a long moment of silence.
Speaker 3: There was some ticks here there.
Speaker 4: We've got to have tick back on. We will, we
Speaker 4: have it. Here's to a new uh more consistent do
Speaker 4: you need a right future?
Speaker 1: That's right, and we will because things are going to
Speaker 1: be changing in the immediate future. We'll also have booking help,
Speaker 1: so then we can have more consistent you know, like
Speaker 1: getting people on and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: That's cool new news for me to hear.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Hooray.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be very exciting. We're really getting
Speaker 1: our act together in nineteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nineteen, it's going to be the year. And so
Speaker 3: get ready for oh nineteen, motherfuckers. Oh yeah, no, I
Speaker 3: I I just shocked me at first.
Speaker 1: Oh I think actually it's sooner. I think it's eight
Speaker 1: it's fall of eighteen. Really, oh sweet, Yeah, it's right
Speaker 1: around the corner.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm very excited, and so keep listening, and yeah,
Speaker 4: give us reviews on the old iTunes.
Speaker 1: That's important, right, Yes, people do rate review, subscribe, Yes
Speaker 1: we don't you know. I I We've talked about this
Speaker 1: before because I'm so terrible at like cross promoting and
Speaker 1: all those things. I've always just in my mind kept
Speaker 1: all my projects separate.
Speaker 4: Sure of course. But oh wow, that's an old man
Speaker 4: in the room.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, he.
Speaker 4: Really is still in the room. Oh sir, Oh, he's
Speaker 4: very much, very He was confused. Did he seem confused?
Speaker 3: No, no, he just was trying to get over to
Speaker 3: his left turn lane.
Speaker 4: That scared me, yeah, it scared me. And there was
Speaker 4: another bike interaction.
Speaker 3: It's always with the bike.
Speaker 4: It's always with these bikes. You think it's going to
Speaker 4: be a bird scooter and it's just a classic old
Speaker 4: man on a bike. He was in the middle of
Speaker 4: the road and he's mumbling bird scooter. The maybe it's
Speaker 4: a west side thing. It's an app. It's like Uber.
Speaker 4: You get on a scooter for a dollar. They go
Speaker 4: fifteen miles an hour. Oh, it's so dangerous.
Speaker 3: I didn't know they were called bird scooters.
Speaker 4: Bird's the brand. I think they all Yeah, there's just
Speaker 4: they're all over the place. And there he goes Putt
Speaker 4: Putton through the intersection. That old guy makes me so nervous.
Speaker 4: His tires are flat.
Speaker 1: He's going toward cars. It looks like he's aiming for
Speaker 1: cars as he rides his bike. The guy, the guy
Speaker 1: in the suv behind us, was very upset by that
Speaker 1: whole old man on the bike thing angry or no,
Speaker 1: like he got scared and it bothered him, and that
Speaker 1: he was telling his wife about it.
Speaker 4: Oh well, let's let's bond with them, because that's how
Speaker 4: we felt. What's good people in Glendale.
Speaker 3: They're okay people, They're fine.
Speaker 4: I really love Glendale people. Do you well, No, you
Speaker 4: were just going the other direction, so I thought i'd.
Speaker 1: Go's smart, which is something we're going to need to
Speaker 1: start worrying about more. If people are listening to this
Speaker 1: podcast and I'm being racist against Armenians. You need to
Speaker 1: be there to dig me out.
Speaker 4: Of that hole, right right and me, I mean there's
Speaker 4: way more holes that I create.
Speaker 3: You have to dig me out of the kor Z's
Speaker 3: all your drug holes. But I'm constantly having to pull
Speaker 3: you out of. Okay, let's wrap it up.
Speaker 1: Yes, So it's good to.
Speaker 3: See you again. Expect you too, Christ Expect big things
Speaker 3: from Do you need.
Speaker 4: To write a lot of promises. We're making big promises.
Speaker 3: Uh, you know, we're going to get all kinds of ship.
Speaker 1: On its feet and really start taking up our space
Speaker 1: in the car based podcast regime.
Speaker 4: You're all going to be sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: We're going to make you, each and every one of
Speaker 3: you pay for caring about us. Thank you, you've been listening.
Speaker 1: Firemen. Oh aar, I need you way back home. Either
Speaker 1: way we want to be there, doesn't matter how much
Speaker 1: baggage you claim.
Speaker 2: Give us time and a terminol and gay.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off InStyle. You want to
Speaker 1: welcome you back home. Tell us all about it. We
Speaker 1: scared her? Was it fine? Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you ride?
Speaker 7: Do you need.
Speaker 1: A little little
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chriss