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Speaker 1: All right, let's do this, Scott, Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I am very ready. Let's get into it. Here.

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Speaker 1: It is two thighs self operations and seventy eight spoons

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Speaker 1: in your tum tum inside the wild world of experimental surgery.

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Speaker 2: The wild world of experimental surgery. Yeah, it all checks out.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling it. This is bananas your world? Would you.

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Speaker 3: Misillion pieces.

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Speaker 1: Ba bananas?

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Speaker 4: Banana bananas, Bana guys, gals and non binary pals.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kerk Brown.

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Speaker 2: Older, I'm Banana boy A number two Scotti Landis. We

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Speaker 2: are so glad to have you listening to the silliest

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Speaker 2: little podcast there ever was. When Kurt and I started

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Speaker 2: this podcast, we wanted to use this platform to give

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Speaker 2: emerging talent someplace where they could find a larger audience,

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Speaker 2: to introduce the world to do comedians and actors, authors

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Speaker 2: and scientists, and I feel like we've done a pretty

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Speaker 2: good job of that, and today it's just a continuation

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Speaker 2: of that theme.

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Speaker 1: Our guest today, Folks, is not only an Academy Award

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Speaker 1: winning actor, having appeared in dozens of films with over

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Speaker 1: one hundred award nominations. Give me a break, She's also

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Speaker 1: whip smart, very kind and damn funny. Please welcome Shirley's their.

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Speaker 2: Own well come too, bananas.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that was a beautiful introduction. I don't know if

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Speaker 3: I'm worthy. Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Come on, you are? How are you doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm good, the sun is shining, It's all good.

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Speaker 3: Life is good, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do have to tell So the last time

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Speaker 1: I saw you was at a wonderful party that you

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Speaker 1: threw fun and it happened to be this is just

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Speaker 1: the type of person Shelley's this. It happened to be

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Speaker 1: your friend's birthday around the same time when you were

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Speaker 1: planning on having a party, so you made it a

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Speaker 1: party for her. And you can jump in here at

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Speaker 1: any point. But I heard rumblings at the party that

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Speaker 1: Michael Bolton was going to perform, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: what is really is Shelley's like a huge Michael Bolton fan.

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Speaker 1: Who isn't And then all of a sudden and then

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Speaker 1: I find out that it's your friend. Ashley is like

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Speaker 1: the biggest Michael Bolton fan.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, obsessed, and she.

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Speaker 1: Tried to get tickets to see him in Vegas, so.

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Speaker 3: She had she has tickets like she buys them a

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Speaker 3: you're in advance, Like as soon as he announces where

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Speaker 3: he's playing, she and her husband John buys tickets and

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Speaker 3: they stand in line like they're real fans. So when

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Speaker 3: I reached out to him, it was like, you you

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Speaker 3: I turned it around un around on him, but yeah,

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Speaker 3: she's like, do you know that I think about that all.

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Speaker 2: Sweet I think about him.

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Speaker 3: Singing to me all the time.

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Speaker 1: I believe it because it was like it were just

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Speaker 1: and then in the middle, in the backyard, and then

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Speaker 2: Look over.

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Speaker 1: And then she was just like I was. At first,

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Speaker 1: being like it's the voice of an angel. Fucking angel.

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Speaker 3: He is amazing, he I when I asked him, when

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Speaker 3: totally would like, I know, I owe you one back,

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Speaker 3: Like my friend is turning forty, this would mean so

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Speaker 3: so grateful to him. Honestly, that is a class act.

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Speaker 1: He kept screaming, get it, get it, get it, get it, Michael,

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Speaker 2: Just chasing those notes all the way to the top.

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Speaker 2: You got it. Cheer on Michael Boulton. Jeez.

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Speaker 3: It was a fun party though we were gambling. We

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Speaker 2: It was perfect.

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Speaker 1: I played craps with Michael Bolton for a very long time.

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Speaker 3: He's funny eight. He stayed and like hung out.

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Speaker 1: And like amazing.

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Speaker 3: Like I was like, oh my god, I'm doing shots

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Speaker 2: That's fun. That's like all time. That's who you want

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Speaker 2: one for one, let's go the whole night through. Exactly

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Speaker 2: the best. He's the best. I was in Mexico once

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Speaker 3: There's a reason as big as he is.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So this first story I had because I know,

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Speaker 3: No? I love like any of those networks like TLC.

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Speaker 2: What is that? Are they going to take that out

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Speaker 3: Look at that. He's just going to drill right through that.

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Speaker 3: It's just giving quiet commentary.

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Speaker 3: Mom had massive news surgery and I begged the doctor.

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Speaker 2: At some point he just thinks you're injuring your mom

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Speaker 3: And then I had I had a fusion done in

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Speaker 3: They go through the front of your neck, and the

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Speaker 1: The go bro he just go pros it up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just a go broke the forehead and he he

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Speaker 3: prized possessions. Like I saw my spinal like whoa front

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Speaker 4: I was like, dude, do you understand, like this is

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Speaker 2: I always wanted to do that room. He lived a dream,

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Speaker 3: Were you in this hubb nine?

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Speaker 2: I think nine or ten. I was a little guy.

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Speaker 3: Well lucky that it was your finger, not like your

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fay sod it.

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Speaker 1: I did it to my leg with the same thing

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's for everything in life. If an eighteen

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Speaker 2: He got you the audish bud, He got got me

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Speaker 3: Dish Kurt was he a doctor. I missed that part.

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Speaker 2: No, he was he was an agent.

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Speaker 1: He was an agent.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's so good. All right, I got one for y'all.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, give us the story.

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Speaker 2: Scottie. Charlie is one of my favorite things. When we

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Speaker 2: Jackie Priestley. Kurt, this was on one of your favorite websites.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, which one?

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Speaker 2: Japantoday dot com.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me. I have a tattoo of Japan

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Speaker 2: I know. That's why I always swim a little bit

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Speaker 2: behind you. Two men hit by woman falling out a

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Speaker 2: This took place in Japan, shockingly, in the vicinity of

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Speaker 2: in his head while he was looking out the second

440
00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,640
Speaker 2: floor window. She then fell and landed on another man.

441
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 2: This is a true story. I looked it up. I verified

442
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 2: it on many other websites. She fell and hit another man,

443
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 2: also in his thirties, who was standing on the ground. Miraculously,

444
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 2: everyone is expected to survive and only received minor injuries,

445
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 2: except for the first fallen man, who is being treated

446
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 2: for a bone fracture. Since everyone is conscious and disabled condition,

447
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 2: police are currently trying to unravel how all of this happened,

448
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 2: but local restaurants posted on a local news site quote,

449
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 2: that's one hell of an accident. I'm glad everyone is okay.

450
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 2: It makes me wonder if there's something wrong with the building.

451
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 2: Was this a cartoon? And finally I get that the

452
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 2: other two men broke the woman's fall, But how in

453
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 2: the hell did that first guy survive? Judging by the

454
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 2: footage of the area, there appears to be a lot

455
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 2: of things like vance wires that might have slowed the

456
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 2: first man's falls, but details are still sketchy. It's oh.

457
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 2: It also serves as a reminder to all of us

458
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 2: to be very careful in high places. Sure, not only

459
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,359
Speaker 2: for that, but for the well being of others. That's

460
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 2: Japan today, just letting us know, be careful, careful in general.

461
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 3: Mega sane. Wow. The timing, like if you had to

462
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 3: like time that.

463
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 1: Tool, you'd never make it, couldn't do it, you would

464
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 1: never make it, would never be able.

465
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 3: To do that. That's so insane.

466
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 2: Wow, beautiful.

467
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 3: This is a It sounds like a movie.

468
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,440
Speaker 2: Sounds like a movie.

469
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have something. There's a butterfly effect here.

470
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: They say, when a man falls out of the window

471
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,360
Speaker 1: in Japan, it starts a storm and doing.

472
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like what did the first guy falling off

473
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 2: the rooftop yell that? Everybody rushed to the windows and

474
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 2: was like yes, and they couldn't control their enthusiasm. She's like,

475
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 2: I've got to see so damn good. When I was

476
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 2: in high school, one of my very good friends, Steve,

477
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 2: I was like supposed to hang out with him and

478
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 2: he canceled. And this is way before cell phones and everything,

479
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 2: so he just I just got stood up, checked in

480
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: on him happening. Finally get the call. So his father's

481
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,400
Speaker 2: man in his fifties or sixties at the time, had

482
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 2: gone to a dump where you kind of drove your

483
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 2: truck up and he backed it up and then there

484
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,199
Speaker 2: was an empty truck bed below or whatever, and you

485
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 2: just pushed your stuff in. So I guess the time

486
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 2: before he had gone, he saw a man that had

487
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 2: a piece of wood like plywood in the back of

488
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 2: his truck with all his stuff on it, and he

489
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 2: just dragged the wood out and kind of in one

490
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 2: fell swoop, got rid of everything, drops in the dumpster.

491
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 2: So my buddy's dad puts cardboard in the back, goes

492
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 2: to the dump He stands on the back of his

493
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 2: truck bed. He pulls on the cardboard, the cardboard rips off.

494
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 2: He does a full backflip, lands in the empty dumpster

495
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 2: on his feet and breaks both of his heels, so

496
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 2: he collapses. The first thing that happens is like the guy,

497
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 2: the custodian whoever works at the dump looks down and

498
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 2: sees him crawling around. He goes, hey, you can't be

499
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 2: in there, and he's like, I'm injured. And the guy

500
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 2: that walks away. So my friend dad crawls and climbs

501
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 2: out of the dumpster by himself, crawls like army, crawls

502
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 2: all the way back up to his truck, gets in

503
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 2: the truck, drives with his hand on the accelerator in

504
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 2: the wheel, which is very hard to do. And then

505
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 2: when he gets home, my friend was upstairs as he

506
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 2: was an artist. He was doing his artwork, and his

507
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 2: dad crawls into the kitchen and it's like call nine

508
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 2: one one and his mother just yells, Steven, come save

509
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: your father, and he runs down and they get the

510
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 2: dad there. But this man of all the odds in

511
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 2: the world just does a full, complete, perfect backflip and

512
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 2: her lands on his feet. And if it hadn't been empty,

513
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 2: you'd been fine, if they hadn't just emptied it out.

514
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: It's just if it hadn't been a guy just been like,

515
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: get out of there and walk away, he'd better screw you.

516
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 2: But these things happen, Oh they happen in.

517
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 3: Life, Yes they do.

518
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 2: We do.

519
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 3: Life's so exciting. You never know what happened to you.

520
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: I read that during a photoshoot you got hit in

521
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 2: the face by a camel. Is that true?

522
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 5: Oh?

523
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 3: God, yes I did. I I was like sixteen years old.

524
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 3: The first time I ever left South Africa. I went

525
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 3: to Morocco and we were doing a photo shoot. The

526
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 3: sun was setting and I was sitting on the camel

527
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 3: and we're just kind of like the photographer wanted the

528
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 3: camel to kind of like silhouette pass it exactly, so

529
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 3: they kept turning the camel around and doing making the

530
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 3: camel do the same thing over and I could tell

531
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 3: the camel was like I'm fucking done, and but nobody

532
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 3: listened to me. Well yeah, and then finally got really dark.

533
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 3: The camel was like done and started bucking.

534
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's terrifying.

535
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 3: Terrifying because the camel is high. Like I didn't even

536
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 3: think about that. I was like I can just jump up.

537
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 3: But I was like, this is really high and it

538
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 3: was pretty rocky and yeah, and I got I got

539
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 3: like a hit in the face, I guess his head,

540
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,360
Speaker 3: like hit back in the face. But I was just

541
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 3: hanging on to this saddle had like a wrought iron handle,

542
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 3: like it was like welded in somebody's back yard. Yeah,

543
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 3: and I was hanging onto that and my legs were

544
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 3: just being destroyed this thing up and down. It was

545
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 3: just like metal like and then I I don't even

546
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 3: remember I guess I like passed out for a little

547
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 3: bit and I woke up in like somebody's arms, like,

548
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 3: and then it was dark and we were walking back

549
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 3: to the van and I was like, god, my ears

550
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 3: really hurt. Like I was really. I was like, no,

551
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 3: I'm fine, I'm find like like cool about it. Yeah,

552
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 3: like when the adrenaline was pumping, and I was like, no,

553
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 3: I think I'm fine. I'm fine. And as I was

554
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 3: walking to the truck, it was like getting really dark

555
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 3: and I was like, got my ears really hurt. My

556
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 3: ears are so sore. And I got in the truck

557
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 3: and you know, you open the door, the van light

558
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 3: comes on, and the van light came on, and apparently

559
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 3: my friend was like, oh my god, the vand like

560
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 3: ca on and.

561
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, for those at home, Charlie

562
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,679
Speaker 2: has just stretched her jaw completely to the side a

563
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 2: horrific angle.

564
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,959
Speaker 3: Yeah. It was like when your face is melting like wax,

565
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 3: like it like I had dislocated the bottom of my jaw.

566
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 2: My god. Oh yeah with the camel's face. The camel face.

567
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

568
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 3: So they just knew a hospital and they gave me

569
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 3: like a little twilight and they reset it and then

570
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,239
Speaker 3: The next morning, I was back at the hotel and

571
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 3: I yawned and I unhooked it.

572
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 2: Now good. Yeah.

573
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 3: So I went back to the same hospital and they

574
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 3: didn't give me the twilight the second time around, and

575
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 3: they just they set it back with nothing, and that

576
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,959
Speaker 3: was brutal. But I still have like bax rays and everything,

577
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 3: and my legs were destroyed for like I want to say,

578
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 3: six months. I had like, oh my god, yeah, like

579
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 3: this it was like you know when you're in a

580
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 3: car accident, those kind of bruises like inside of my

581
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 3: thighs looked like yeah, but uh, it caused like long

582
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 3: term damage where I eventually, when I was like in

583
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 3: my mid twenties, I had to go in for surgery

584
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 3: where they had to because it had just set where

585
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 3: it was and it wasn't fully set back.

586
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

587
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 3: Right, a lot of my teeth started. I had a

588
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 3: lot of pressure in my teeth, so they had just

589
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 3: saw a little bit of the bottom jaw off and

590
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 3: like I had like the braces. It was all tied

591
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 3: together for like six months, so you can't holy shit.

592
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 3: So that that camel fucked me up?

593
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 2: Good, Yeah.

594
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: Animals on set Scotty and I had an obsession years

595
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: ago with writing animals into comedy bit too much, too much,

596
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: and that when we realized it, it was like, no more animals.

597
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: Was this opening of this pilot for Comedy Central that

598
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 1: I did where the opening was me walking down a

599
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: city street and like all these things were happening, like

600
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: I was throwing a cigarette and it caught something on fire,

601
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: a baby like let go of a balloon car like

602
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: would splash water. And then the final thing I walked

603
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: up and then an alligator was lowered into my arms. Yes,

604
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: and then I like held the alligator and I said,

605
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: like this is better, dumber, faster with Kurt Bresol.

606
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 3: So what did that take three weeks to shoot?

607
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: And we did it in one day? We did it

608
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: in one day where it was like all this like

609
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: stuff happening.

610
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 3: We got an alligator lowered into your arms.

611
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: Yes, So we had the alligator there, and I didn't realize.

612
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: I always thought like, oh, like animal people who have

613
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: animals on set, it's like it's super professional and everything

614
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: is like totally not necessarily for a comedy set.

615
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 3: Animal You're missing that part. It's a wild animal.

616
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: Yes, And it was a wild animal and what they

617
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 1: had done like what their planned. The dude's plan who

618
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: had the alligator was he had his eyes like covered

619
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: so he couldn't see. And then and then they put

620
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,239
Speaker 1: him on like this lift and it was on a

621
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: crane and like holding hanging it over me. And then

622
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, we're gonna try it still with his

623
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: eyes closed to like see what happens. And the alligator

624
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: came down. It is a big alligator's probably like twelve

625
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: feet thirteen feet long, and it just came down into

626
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: my arms. I'm just waiting there like and I'm doing

627
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: my lines because we're like shooting it because if it works,

628
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: we'll use it total. And so I'm like da noa, noa,

629
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: and like this is better, dumber, faster with Kurt brown Oler.

630
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: And then an alligator.

631
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 6: Comes down and just starts losing its mind. Yes, like

632
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 6: the tail is going like going so insane. Of course

633
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 6: it's terrified. It's a fucking wild animal.

634
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: You're one hundred percent right, And like I tried to

635
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: hold on to it for a second, and I was

636
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: just like I can't make the alligator fly away?

637
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 3: Are you holding on to one of the most dangerous animals?

638
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 3: Was its mouth must have been tape.

639
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: It was its mouth closed, but it was tail and

640
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 2: head just going like back. Even what.

641
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: It's like tape.

642
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 3: It's like when they do one, I'm like twice, it's tape.

643
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: It's tape.

644
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 3: It's a tapape, Like, let's not pretend like this is

645
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 3: fool proof, Like, yeah, it's not. Wow, you're brave. That's

646
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 3: and they have like I mean maybe I'm just making

647
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 3: this up, but I feel like they have like sharp claws,

648
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 3: yeah right, the little arms. Yes.

649
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: He was like, stay away from these parts. And I

650
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: was like, okay.

651
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: So our fix was we didn't lower it. We just

652
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 2: let it go on set. We were like, well, let's

653
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 2: just see if we happened. So we did the open again.

654
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 2: And in the open, you just see an alligator just

655
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 2: randomly walking wherever it wants on like.

656
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: A city street, like just walking along a city street.

657
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: And that kind of like worked pretty well. But that

658
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Speaker 1: was the last time we wrote answers.

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Speaker 3: Perfect people to ask this. I heard this. What I

660
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Speaker 3: can I guess is a miss. But there are alligators

661
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Speaker 3: in the sewers in New York.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we have heard that too.

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Speaker 1: We have heard that too, and there has been some

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Speaker 1: proof of that. But we don't. They don't know where

665
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: they came from. I'm going to look it up right now.

666
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 2: People let them go in the right people let them

667
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Speaker 2: go into the gutters when they got too big, and

668
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 2: they've been living there. I think we did talk about

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Speaker 2: something like this before, and I think it is like

670
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Speaker 2: an urban legend from the seventies. But also there probably is.

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Speaker 2: I mean, New York is so anything's possible.

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Speaker 3: There there was a There was a I guess maybe

673
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Speaker 3: I saw it on Instagram, but it was one of

674
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Speaker 3: the scariest things I've ever seen. It was a toilet

675
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 3: a person's hotel room in Bangkok or something, and a

676
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 3: lizard just comes right from the bottom wow.

677
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Speaker 5: Pops its head out and literally pops its head out

678
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 5: like the weirdest looking, weirdest looking lizard you ever looks around,

679
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 5: stretches its neck, looks a little bit more, and then

680
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 5: turns around and goes back.

681
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 2: Into the funny.

682
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: That's so funny. That's the funny.

683
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Speaker 3: This person it just opened up the lid and thank

684
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 3: god she saw the little head coming out before she

685
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 3: sat sat.

686
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 2: Down, no joke.

687
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Speaker 1: I was like, that was my that was my biggest

688
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: fear as a child, That gremlin that would pop up.

689
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Speaker 3: I don't care where I am. That's not my biggest fear.

690
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 3: As I was like, this is actually a reality, like

691
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 3: ship will come out of your toilet like not, and

692
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 3: it's not little ship.

693
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Speaker 2: Yeah, not at all. You start praying it was. Yeah,

694
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Speaker 2: they have like a separate nine one one that is

695
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 2: a service that if a snake comes through your toilet,

696
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 2: they come get snakes out of toilets. It's like they're

697
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 2: three to one one.

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Speaker 1: I love that snake toilet number. All right, I'm gonna

699
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give us this headline and tease us into

700
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Speaker 1: a really quick break and we'll be dope here. It

701
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: is friendly foul mouthed crow befriend's entire Oregon elementary school

702
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: before state police are called in.

703
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 2: Okay, we love a good crow story. On the pod,

704
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 2: we'll be back with Charlie thron and some more banana

705
00:34:47,520 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 2: bananas rotten.

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Speaker 1: Hey, folks, we are back with Charlie's thrown. Thank you

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00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: for being here again.

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Speaker 3: Charlie lub thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to hear about this friendly foul mouth crow?

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00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 6: Yeah?

711
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 3: I didn't know crows could speak.

712
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 1: I mean there are. You're gonna learn a lot this

713
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: is This story is the most bananas I think we've

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Speaker 1: ever done on this on this show.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: This was in Oregon Live. This is from Uh. This

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00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: is from December tenth, twenty twenty one, written by Lizzie Acker.

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Speaker 1: She's she's the best in the business.

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Speaker 2: I hot she could type.

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Speaker 1: A friendly, if somewhat foul mouthed crow became a temporary

721
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: mascot at the Ellendale Elementary School in November when the

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Speaker 1: bird took up residence at the Grant's past school. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this crow showed up but our school just out of

724
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: the blue. One morning. It began looking into classrooms, and

725
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: Mel said, and pecking on doors. At one point, it

726
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: made its way into a fifth grade classroom, where it

727
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: quote helped itself to some snacks. Eml said the bird

728
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: wasn't aggressive at all and seemed to love the kids.

729
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: It landed on some people's heads, she said, and she

730
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: added it spoke. The bird could say what's up, and

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Speaker 1: I'm fine and quote a lot of swear words.

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Speaker 2: Quote.

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Speaker 1: It was like a parrot. Eml said. It was the

734
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 1: weirdest thing still because it was a wild animal that

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00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: wouldn't leave. The school called animal control. It was quite

736
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: the production of mal said animal control came out and

737
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: decided it was not their jurisdiction to catch the crow.

738
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Speaker 1: I love that. I love it where there's like there's

739
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 1: a crow in an elementary school and we're going to say, like,

740
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: it's not our problem. So then a wildlife officer from

741
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 1: Oregon State Police came to the scene, and so anyway,

742
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: so I'm going to skip ahead because they try and

743
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 1: capture it, but they don't want to use a net

744
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: because it will remember if you try and use the net.

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Speaker 1: And the kids were just fucking loving it, like other

746
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: classes came and it's essentially like a wildlife expert like

747
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,479
Speaker 1: chasing a crow around. They finally get him outside, sure,

748
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: and then the crow stays there through the night and

749
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: he's still there the next morning to hang out with

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Speaker 1: the kids. And so then it just jumps into this quote.

751
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: He knows a lot of words. I'm not gonna lie,

752
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: said Daphne Colprone on Thursday. His vocabulary has expanded quite

753
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: a bit in the last few weeks. Colprone knows a

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00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: good deal about the crow or possibly Raven, who also

755
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 1: may be female, because her mother rescued the bird two

756
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: years ago when it was a baby. Bringing it to

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00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: the family's farm in Williams from a shelter and naming

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Speaker 1: it Cosmo. The family has dogs, including a mastiff named

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Speaker 1: Tonka Truck. Coulprin says, Cosmo will say Tanka, you come outside,

760
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: or he'll say dogs out, she said, and then quote

761
00:37:55,640 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: sometimes he does use profanity. Culprin added Calprin's mom, Neil Shadow,

762
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: considers Cosmo part of the family. He'll go to my

763
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: bedroom window and say, Mom, wake up, wake up. And

764
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Speaker 1: there's a daycare in the neighborhood. The Culprin that the

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Speaker 1: Cosmo loves to go and see. So here's what happened.

766
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Speaker 1: They went away. The people who have this crow went

767
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: away for Thanksgiving, and a neighbor who doesn't like the

768
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: crow stole the crow out of their backyard. And she

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Speaker 1: says Cosmo is an aggressive but she said if people

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Speaker 1: are scared of Cosmo, he finds that funny and he

771
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: will get obnoxious. And she says he likes to tease people,

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00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: whatever that means. So this crow is going around fucking

773
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Speaker 1: with neighbors who are scared of him. So they captured

774
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Speaker 1: him in a bag or something and then brought him

775
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: to a local bird sanctuary. Bird sanctuary, not knowing that

776
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: he had been habituized to humans let him out wild

777
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: and then Cosmo once he was out, Shadow said, this

778
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: is the part that blows my mind. Shadduck said he

779
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 1: started looking for home, causing quite the stern town.

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Speaker 2: Quote.

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00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: Cosmo would sit on top of Planet Fitness talking to

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Speaker 1: people who were going in. Shaddick said, he was looking

783
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Speaker 1: for me after following a family friend. So Cosmo sees

784
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: one of the women's family's friends at Planet Fitness, okay,

785
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: and then followed the car to Alan Dale Elementary School.

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Speaker 2: Quote.

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Speaker 1: He went to the only kid I know in Alan

788
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Speaker 1: Dale and knocked on the door. When he was in

789
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: the school, he was jumping around saying it's okay, I'm fine.

790
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: And that was the fifth grade classroom where Cosmo found snacks.

791
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: Is that amazing And that's how they got like reunited

792
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: because the kid recognized the goddamn crow and then called

793
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Speaker 1: the woman who came and picked him up.

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Speaker 3: That's an amazing story. That's like worthy of a.

795
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Speaker 2: Movie, Pixar movie.

796
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Speaker 1: It's a Pixar movie.

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Speaker 3: It's a Pixar movie. I mean that's so they're really smart, yes,

798
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 3: really smart. That's amazing. That he Oh, thank god for

799
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 3: the in the center and the lady. That's amazing. And

800
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,439
Speaker 3: he found his way and he knocked on the door.

801
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 3: That's animals are awesome.

802
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: I know. And he just came in and told a

803
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Speaker 1: bunch of fifth graders to go fuck themselves. That's so beautiful.

804
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes something like I want to hang out

805
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 3: with him.

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Speaker 2: Don't you want every crow in every neighborhood to just

807
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 2: be cussing when you go for a jog and they're

808
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 2: just like shit shit.

809
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Speaker 1: But yeah, your mom will never love you.

810
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Speaker 3: I had a I rescued a dog when I was

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Speaker 3: in Positana, Italy on vacation with my family, and he

812
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 3: was huge. He was like gray daned elmatian mut beautiful.

813
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 3: He was huge, like the spotted cow, black and white.

814
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Speaker 3: And there's a lot of animals that get dumped there,

815
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Speaker 3: I guess because people go on vacation and then they

816
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 3: just they don't want to they don't have somebody to

817
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Speaker 3: look after the pets, and there's there's a lot of

818
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Speaker 3: whoa dogs. Yeah, So everywhere Positana was like so tiny.

819
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Speaker 3: So every where we went we would see this giant.

820
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Speaker 3: You couldn't miss him. It was like he was ginormous,

821
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 3: but he was obviously young, and he would go into

822
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 3: these like open air stores and he would steal whatever

823
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 3: was soft and kind of chewy, and he was like

824
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 3: or he would just piss on stuff, like lift his leg.

825
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 2: And classic dogs.

826
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Speaker 3: Constantly, he was constantly being like beat, like you know,

827
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 3: the lady with the broom on the street. And then

828
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Speaker 3: I don't know, we were like having lunch or something,

829
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Speaker 3: and I started say he was there and started we

830
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 3: started bonding. Let's just I was like, this dog is cool, man,

831
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Speaker 3: this dog is really good. Was like, I can't take

832
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 3: another dog, but you know what, we should bring this dog.

833
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 3: This dog deserves a good home. This dog, there was

834
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: something so special about this. And then we ended up

835
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 3: crashing a wedding, which I still don't remember how that happened.

836
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 3: I think we got a rug at lunch, but we crashed,

837
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 3: and the bride she was like, oh my god, can

838
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 3: we take a photo? And I was like, sure, I'm

839
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 3: eating from your buffet, let's do it. And so we

840
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 3: were taking a photo and Orson, literally this I named

841
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 3: him Orson, came by and just lifted his leg right

842
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 3: on her dress and pissed all over. Amazing Okay, we

843
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 3: got to get out of here.

844
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Speaker 2: Sure, I would say she was.

845
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 3: A happy bride. She was drunk. She didn't see it.

846
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 3: It was in a grotto, it was dark. I don't

847
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 3: know how I ended up there. It was it's a mystery.

848
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 3: I ended up with this dog, who then you know,

849
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 3: became part of my family. I did not give him away.

850
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 3: And uh, when I was I think it was shooting

851
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 3: in Berlin for like six months, I brought four dogs

852
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 3: out with me. I'm like a crazy person.

853
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,720
Speaker 2: He love dogs. That's fine, we love dogs.

854
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 3: But this is not a small dog to travel like

855
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 3: this is it?

856
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: Yea, he has to fly the plane. He's also bossy.

857
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: He needs to fly it.

858
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 3: And my boyfriend and I at the time stated this,

859
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 3: like tiny little We went to this a little boutique hotel.

860
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 3: We were going to go have like the little romantic

861
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 3: with long weekend or something, because all the dogs came

862
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 3: and and uh, we were there for like two days.

863
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 3: It was really small, like a little elevator like three

864
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 3: floors takes you down and then it's like this beautiful

865
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 3: room like where you breakfast, and we had a great stay,

866
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 3: like day two. We're like gods, so beautiful here. Everything's

867
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 3: so great. Day three, we're about to leave and this

868
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Speaker 3: there's a note under the door, and I'm reading this

869
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 3: note and I'm like, am I high? Am I reading

870
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 3: this correctly? Does this person know how to speak English?

871
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 3: It's I still have the letter. It's the craziest letter ever.

872
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 3: This the owner of the hotel was basically telling us

873
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 3: that when we were just hanging out in the apartment,

874
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 3: the dog would take that because there was only an elevator,

875
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 3: there was no stairs out how to take the elevator down,

876
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 3: and he would help himself in the breakfast room and

877
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 3: he just so from one table to the next, eating

878
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 3: their bacon off their place, and then you could take

879
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 3: the elevator back up, and he'd come into our room.

880
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 3: And we did not notice. No, we had no idea.

881
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 3: This dog was doing this for two days, of course,

882
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 3: and then apparently the thing that pushed it over the

883
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 3: he pissed on the carton curtains like the but orson was.

884
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 3: I have this letter still today. I'm like, how did

885
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 3: this fucking dog do it? Like he's trying Mormons. I

886
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 3: imagine him getting in the elevator with like a family

887
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 3: and they're like, who does this? Fucking dog belongs.

888
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 2: That is wonderful though. That's like so both of those

889
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 2: stories though, like anybody having breakfast at that hotel suddenly

890
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 2: has a great story to tell forever, and at that

891
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 2: wedding besides taking photos with you a bride going Yeah,

892
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 2: random dog peed on my wedding dress. While I was

893
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 2: starting to take a photo. That's a great story for them.

894
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: Dog.

895
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 3: He was very special. He was a bit of a lassie.

896
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 3: He never really belonged to me. We had a house

897
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 3: in Malibu and he was just house hoop from beach

898
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 3: to be and people would just text me be like

899
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 3: Orson's here, and I'd be like cool, like, you know,

900
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 3: can't I can't force him to stay here visit everybody.

901
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 3: It was the cutest thing ever.

902
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: Arson is his own man.

903
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

904
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 2: When I first moved to la I think I was

905
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 2: a little too like, I was a little too pissed

906
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,720
Speaker 2: at people when they would have their dogs off leashes

907
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 2: in the parks, like in Griffith Park or Leasion Park

908
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 2: or whatever. And then two or three years ago, I

909
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 2: was in Alesion and I was just walking and I

910
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 2: saw a dog off the leash and it was like

911
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 2: a Saturday so it was packed, and I just saw

912
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 2: this like very happy, pretty large dog run over to

913
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 2: a picnic where it was just a bunch of women,

914
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 2: like a birthday or some kind of like batsrette hang

915
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 2: type of hang. And the dog just ate all the

916
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 2: charcoutery as fast as possible. His tail was going crazy.

917
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 2: The women were screaming, the owner is running. The owner

918
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,479
Speaker 2: runs out of the woods like I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

919
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. The dog was just having the greatest time

920
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 2: blowing up this picnic. And then I was like, you

921
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 2: know what, I think, I'm on board. I let him run.

922
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 2: It was like that dog's moment of paradise. It made

923
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 2: me so so.

924
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: Happy my dog. My dog barks currently so much that

925
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: I want to kill myself. It's like that how much

926
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: he barks. And so we had like hired this. We

927
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: were told really great things like hire this woman. She

928
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: can come, she can get your dog to stop barking.

929
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I need her, I need her.

930
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: Hold on Oh okay, okay, yeah, yeah, hold on, hold

931
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: on a second. And so we we she's like two

932
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars or something. We for like thirty minutes.

933
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: She comes over and uh, and she's like, okay. She

934
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: asked a bunch of questions of like why does a

935
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 1: dog bark? When does a dog bark? All this stuff,

936
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, this is great, Like maybe she's

937
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: gonna get in the psychology of the dog and really nice.

938
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: She's like, okay, well, here's how you stop your dog

939
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: from barking. When the dog barks, you throw a book

940
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 1: at it.

941
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 3: No.

942
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, she's like, you don't have to hit the dog,

943
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,720
Speaker 1: just throw it near the dog and it will stop barking.

944
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: And I was like, what are you talking about? And

945
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: then she like threw a book at the near the dog,

946
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: and I was.

947
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 2: Like, okay, we're done. We're done. You can leave. That's okay.

948
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: We don't need to do this any dollars.

949
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

950
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: So the I think about that is like follow your

951
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: bliss man, because this woman just love throwing books at dogs,

952
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 1: and she found a way to make me pay two.

953
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 2: Hundred and fifty.

954
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I wish howling thing where one starts howling

955
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 3: and then they all howl as a pack. You can't

956
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 3: because they're so loud they don't even hear you when

957
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:21,720
Speaker 3: you were.

958
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 7: Like shut up always like the big dogs starts it

959
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 7: and then it ends with the little ones and they're

960
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 7: just like so into it, like the big dogs are

961
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 7: even like we're done, dude, it's done.

962
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 3: The moment's over over.

963
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: But the little one has to prove it, has to

964
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: prove like he's just as big as the big dogs.

965
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 3: And I'm always like, I'm going to get a note

966
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 3: from my neighbors. I just know I am. I haven't yet,

967
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,800
Speaker 3: so that's I'm pretty They're pretty cool about it.

968
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 2: Like dog friendly town. All right, should we wrap it

969
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,919
Speaker 2: up tight? Curdiebee more quick one?

970
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just send us home with this one.

971
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 2: Send us home, Charlie's. Are you a true crime fan?

972
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 2: We know you like surgery? Do you like Dateline? Do

973
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 2: you listen to my favorite Murder Today line?

974
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 3: Literally? I love a dayline?

975
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 2: Well, then you might have read about this one. This

976
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 2: was sent in by Amber so Lea. Thank you so

977
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 2: so much. Amber. It was in the Daily Mail dot UK,

978
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 2: written by the best in the business. That's the real news.

979
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 6: Daily Mail, the real news, real news news facts.

980
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 2: Obsessed with facts, hard facts.

981
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: You always have to make sure it's real when it's there, that's.

982
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 2: Not a Google this headline every single time Canadian woman

983
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 2: discovers naked man has been living in the trunk of

984
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 2: her car for three days. I've seen this video. It's crazy.

985
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: It is so crazy.

986
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 2: Let me just give you the overview, just so we

987
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 2: can paint the picture. A bizarre video shows the moment

988
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 2: a Canadian woman discovered a naked a naked man. I'd

989
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 2: been hiding in the trunk of her car for three

990
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 2: days on a car.

991
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 3: What kind of car?

992
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 2: Suber U, sedan so so with sedan so not too big.

993
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 2: She had no clue she had been She had gone

994
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 2: to work those three days and conducted errands. He never

995
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 2: uttered a single word before she found him. She realized

996
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 2: the way she discovered it is her windows in her

997
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 2: car started fogging up, and then she heard the man

998
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 2: say hey, and she grabbed her phone. I mean, give

999
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:18,760
Speaker 2: me a break.

1000
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: Her first move is to grab her phone too, So

1001
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 1: it's all on camera, which is the craziest. Yeah, and

1002
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: she put it on TikTok.

1003
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 2: Cocher says she first saw had a hint of the

1004
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 2: man's presence six days ago, when she found the driver's

1005
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 2: seat of her vehicle was covered in mud. She assumed

1006
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 2: somebody had slept in her car overnight. She thought someone

1007
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 2: was praying a prank on her, and then when she

1008
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 2: realized what was happening, she says to the guy, what

1009
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 2: have you been doing in my trunk for three days?

1010
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 2: And why are you naked? He says, quote, yeah, it's

1011
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 2: a rite of passage. And then she said, well, how

1012
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 2: did you get in my vehicle? And he goes, hey,

1013
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 2: I'm the son of the pope. So the sky was

1014
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 2: just on a whole different ballgame at this point.

1015
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 3: But yeah, answer is that fast?

1016
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was right there. And she's like, she's like

1017
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 1: kind of laught. She's like, how why are you naked

1018
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,240
Speaker 1: in my trunk?

1019
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god? So does it have the feel of

1020
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 3: somebody who's done this before, Like it's not his first

1021
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 3: car that he's lived in.

1022
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 2: I think it's a guy that lives outdoors. Yes, I

1023
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 2: think this is a man that had been wandering.

1024
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 3: Yes, that would literally freak me out. Like can you

1025
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 3: imagine hearing a voice like that.

1026
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 1: When you think you're alone in your car?

1027
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1028
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 3: Exactly. Dude, the dog that I was just talking about orson, Yeah,

1029
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 3: jumped into my dry cleaner's truck. He came to drop

1030
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 3: off dry cleaning and he jumped into hard with dry cleaner,

1031
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 3: was like driving on Maholland and all of a sudden,

1032
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 3: the cold nose just pushed them and he almost crashed

1033
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 3: his van and then drove back and he was like,

1034
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 3: the dog was fucking crazy. But I mean, can you

1035
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 3: imagine and it's a naked man.

1036
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: No, it's like your version is the is the heartwarming

1037
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: version of this story?

1038
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1039
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:12,720
Speaker 3: My god. So in the video he is in the trunk.

1040
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that covered?

1041
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 3: So how does she so.

1042
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: You know how like the supers have like the little

1043
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: sometimes for like skis to go through from the bathroom yunk. Yeah,

1044
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: so she can see through that little area to where

1045
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: he is, so you can see that he doesn't have

1046
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: clothes on.

1047
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:32,240
Speaker 3: And the fact that she's recording, yes, yeah, some people

1048
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 3: are amazingly amazing.

1049
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 2: She was chill. She got it on TikTok. And then,

1050
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 2: in the most Canadian ending to the story, when the

1051
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 2: police arrived for arrestless man, he says, hey, do you

1052
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 2: mind if I put my pants on? And you can

1053
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 2: hear you can hear a cop off chemera go. Yeah,

1054
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 2: we'd appreciate that.

1055
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: So, oh man, Charlie's thank you so much. For being

1056
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: on Bananas.

1057
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 3: Oh this was a joy. Seriously, these stories are incredible.

1058
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 3: This is so funny. Thank you for having me, guys.

1059
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 1: We really appreciate it. I wish I could give you

1060
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: a big hug. I'm hugging have a great, great day.

1061
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 2: The rest of your weekend. And uh on the count

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Speaker 2: of three, if you don't mind saying bananas, will sign

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Speaker 2: off with the bananas. Okay, So three two one bananas.

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