1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice, 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away as on the twenties. Hello, 5 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 1: Hi there, I was looking for Sierra. This is Harris. 6 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: Who's this? Hi Sierra. We've never been formally introduced, but 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: I actually owned the house behind yours. My name is Stu. Oh, 8 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,880 Speaker 1: hi stew How are you. I'm not too bad. I 9 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: hope you don't mind me calling. I got your number 10 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 1: from one of the other neighbors. Anyway, I wanted to 11 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,160 Speaker 1: call and see if you're dealing with the same situation 12 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: that I've been dealing with lately. I've been kind of 13 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,160 Speaker 1: calling everybody. What are you talking about? I'm talking about 14 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:50,559 Speaker 1: the raccoons. What's going on at the raccoons? What's not 15 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,239 Speaker 1: going on with them? Well, those little boxes have been 16 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: all over my property lately, getting into my basement, climbing 17 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: on my roof. It's almost like they're trying to take 18 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 1: over the neighborhood. But raccoons, Okay, I'm not sure what 19 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: I can do about that, But you've seen the raccoons, right, 20 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 1: you're dealing with the same thing. I've seen them around. 21 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 1: But I mean they're not like bothering me or anything. 22 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: I mean, oh, so you're friends with them. High, You're 23 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:19,199 Speaker 1: getting all friendly with the raccoons. No, I'm not getting 24 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,800 Speaker 1: friendly with the raccoons. What are you talking about. Well, 25 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 1: I mean it just the way you're talking about them, 26 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: sounding like you're all buddy buddy with the raccoons, like 27 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: you're hanging out with them at nighters. No. No, you 28 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: called me and told me you were having issues with raccoons. 29 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: I've seen them in my backyard. I mean we are neighbors. 30 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: I'm not hanging out with the raccoons. All right. Well, 31 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,480 Speaker 1: I'm just calling you to let you know that I've 32 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: had enough with those vile creatures. And you might hear 33 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: some noises on my end of the fence at nighttime, 34 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 1: just letting you know. Okay, at nighttime. Well, yeah, nighttime 35 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: is when they're normally out. That's why. Yeah. But like 36 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 1: I have hats, I don't want like anything to be 37 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: shot at. Are you going to be in my backyard? 38 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: Oh no, well I'm not going to be shooting at anything. No, 39 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: I've Actually, you're not going to shoot anything, So what 40 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: are you gonna be doing setting traps? Well, I'm gonna 41 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: go with something a little more powerful. Landmines. Land mine, Yeah, 42 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 1: have you lost your mind? My uncle was in the 43 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: military and gave them to me recently. He didn't need 44 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,800 Speaker 1: them anymore, I guess, so I'm gonna put him to use, 45 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:18,119 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna blow these little suckers sky high. Are 46 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: you crazy? Like you should call the cops and have 47 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,799 Speaker 1: them help you, or call like a local extermination Oh yeah, yeah, 48 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: call animal control so they can lock them up and 49 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: send them to a cushy little cell. Not on my watch. 50 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: I'm blowing these things to bits. You don't blow up raccoons. 51 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,399 Speaker 1: I mean that's crazy, Like they're not that many out there. 52 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 1: I mean, well, there's not gonna be any soon, especially 53 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 1: when I said an example of the first one that 54 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: makes a wrong step, kaboom. It's gonna be beautiful. I 55 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: got cameras out there to catch it all and put 56 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: it on YouTube too. You're recording raccoons, Like, do you 57 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 1: not have anything better to do with your life than 58 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: record raccoons and blow them up? Right now? I got 59 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: one goal and one goal only, and that is raccoon extermination. Also, 60 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 1: I buried one near your fence, so you might want 61 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: to pay attention. Okay, you know what, don't you step 62 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: two feet near my backyard? Did you hear me to do? 63 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: It's buried on my side of the fence. I think 64 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: it might overlap a little on yours, but not to wear. 65 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: I put cones around it, So just don't walk by 66 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,639 Speaker 1: those cones. Okay, because you have tiny pets. I just 67 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 1: moved to this neighborhood. It is normal to have raccoon's weirdo. 68 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,920 Speaker 1: Don't ever call me again like I'm going to call 69 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,080 Speaker 1: the cops. I got it. I got it. Any damage 70 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: that has done to that fence, if a raccoon steps 71 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 1: on the mine that's near it, I will pay for 72 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: the fence. I get Yeah. Are you like an imbecile? Like, 73 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? How do you have landmines? It's crazy? 74 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: I think they're illegal. Well, yeah, it's highly illegal. I 75 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: thank you in advanced for being quiet about it. Just no, 76 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: I'm taking care of the raccoon problem. I'm not being 77 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: quiet about it. Don't think I'm going to be quiet 78 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: about it. Do I sound like I'm gonna be quiet 79 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: about it. You sound like you're yelling. I am yelling, 80 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: but I'm guessing it's because you're excited like I am 81 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: to watch these little buggers fly through the air on fire. 82 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 1: Oh I'm not excited. I just moved through this neighborhood. 83 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 1: I'm not going to pack up and lead because if 84 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: your craziness, think of it as sort of a fireworks display, 85 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,119 Speaker 1: just with raccoons being exploded. I don't need a fireworks 86 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: display in my backyard with raccoons blowing up in the air. Okay, 87 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: not what I want to see. I'm going to call 88 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: the cops on you. You weirdo. I am a weirdo, 89 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,719 Speaker 1: but a different kind of weirdo. Because this is a 90 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: prank phone call. Yeah, this is actually Jewel from Brook 91 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,720 Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning doing a phone tap on 92 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: you and your boyfriend Mike set you up. Yes, he 93 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,039 Speaker 1: told me that you have a weird neighbor and he 94 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: wanted me to freak you out a little bit. Oh 95 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: that's nice, I do, I do. I thought it was you. 96 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: That is a great removal idea for raccoons if you 97 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: ever need it. Now that you're in a new place 98 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 1: and everyone okay, Land Mines, Oh no, no, thank you 99 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: and please get off the phone. You should not be 100 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: on the pall. Okay, Well, have a good day, see you. 101 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god.