Speaker 1: I leave, then I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim.
Speaker 3: Give us time and a turning on and gay.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome
Speaker 2: you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need ride?
Speaker 3: Right with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 3: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks, Gia.
Speaker 5: We're heading towards lax the airport in Los Angeles on
Speaker 5: the four or five Freeway going south.
Speaker 6: It's a gorgeous We were on the Skirball Grade for
Speaker 6: a little while.
Speaker 1: Now we're on the I would say the downside of
Speaker 1: the Skirball grade.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh.
Speaker 5: You know, when you're mid Scurball grade you start to
Speaker 5: worry about the integrity of your brake pads. This is
Speaker 5: where I always think, when's the last time have I
Speaker 5: taken in my Honda.
Speaker 1: To really test out those break pounds?
Speaker 5: Well they wear out pretty quickly, yes, and you never know.
Speaker 5: I have a horrible I mean, what.
Speaker 3: If like in a movie, You're just slamming on the
Speaker 3: brake and nothing is happening.
Speaker 6: Well, I am always preparing for that or any emergency
Speaker 6: as the driver of the vehicle. So what I've already
Speaker 6: planned is I'm constantly watching my right hand lane here,
Speaker 6: and if I press down and there are no brakes,
Speaker 6: I'm going to change over into that lane.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start slowly working the emergency.
Speaker 6: Brake as I glide the car along this metal railing
Speaker 6: here and slide us to a sparky stuff.
Speaker 5: Well, during that whole time, will you have your right
Speaker 5: arm extended in front of me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a motherlyace seat belt.
Speaker 6: All of my mothering instincts are going to kick in
Speaker 6: and save your goddamn line.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, I feel better now. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Would you talk about this stuff when you have these fears,
Speaker 6: and I'll let you know all the things I'm planning.
Speaker 5: My brakes are ready to shit the bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as they say, they're about to be tits up
Speaker 3: any day. Well, you should get I can hear them grinding.
Speaker 1: That's bad.
Speaker 5: The last couple of times I went in, they said
Speaker 5: you really got to get these brakes fixed. I just
Speaker 5: went in for a oil change last week, and what
Speaker 5: did they say? Breaks are fine? It's like, excuse me, really,
Speaker 5: because I can hear them grinding, and he's like, no,
Speaker 5: they're fine for a little longer. So it just depends
Speaker 5: on who you talk to.
Speaker 3: And since he said that, yeah, I feel like my
Speaker 3: breaks are working better. Okay, it's all psychological.
Speaker 6: It is definitely. Most mechanical stuff is psychological. It's just
Speaker 6: a mind game that you're playing with that mechanic. But
Speaker 6: the problem is that a lot of times there's a
Speaker 6: little problem, like say your brake pads are completely worn
Speaker 6: down to the metal, right, but then you go in
Speaker 6: and then to fix it will cost you eight hundred dollars,
Speaker 6: And there's it's the worst.
Speaker 1: It's like you go in for an.
Speaker 6: Oil change, which is forty dollars, you come out minus
Speaker 6: eight hundred.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, because they did all these things.
Speaker 5: They did all these fluid things, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: I could do that myself, but then I know I'm
Speaker 5: not going to, so I let them do it. I
Speaker 5: did replace my own air conditioning filter, oh nice, which
Speaker 5: to Kragan bought that Craagan of course, sponsor do you
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Speaker 1: Or should be Craigan Auto Parts.
Speaker 6: When you want to go and get an Indy five
Speaker 6: hundred sweat shirt and someone Hillwiper Craigan Cragan, Hey, Craigan.
Speaker 3: We Okay. I listened to Iced Tea's podcast today.
Speaker 5: Oh, they had our guest today, Todd Perry Nice on it.
Speaker 5: It was about a year ago and he had it
Speaker 5: was like divide it into twelve stegments, ten minutes of
Speaker 5: podcasting and then a five minute commercial. He has so
Speaker 5: many sponsors, oh, the regular podcast sponsors like Squarespace, but
Speaker 5: he's describing the templates and web design like it's a
Speaker 5: script and he reads through it thoroughly.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: And then it's back to being a gangster. And it's
Speaker 5: really fun.
Speaker 3: To listen to.
Speaker 1: What network is that on?
Speaker 3: I do not know. I just found it on iTunes
Speaker 3: and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: Hilarious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he just.
Speaker 5: Has his friend on there, who's his real life friend
Speaker 5: but also kind of a hype man who just says, yep,
Speaker 5: I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like he's through with every point he makes. And
Speaker 3: then he has people like John Daley and Todd Berry on.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm the hype man of this. I
Speaker 6: was just telling you that that on our last episode
Speaker 6: with Guy Bronham, I anytime there was a moment of silence,
Speaker 6: I felt they need to say yes or make some
Speaker 6: kind of sound.
Speaker 1: I think I'm a natural hype man.
Speaker 3: I feel I don't know that I noticed I do that.
Speaker 5: But if I listen to our podcast, which I haven't yet,
Speaker 5: I think that I probably oh a couple of times.
Speaker 3: I don't like the sound of my own muppet voice,
Speaker 3: but I do know, I do know I do chime in.
Speaker 3: Did you just go a C.
Speaker 4: S In Spanish?
Speaker 3: I said, I see, ah, yes, well I did you
Speaker 3: just say asshole?
Speaker 1: I just I'll do an asshole?
Speaker 3: Well, it's I believe in Japanese S means a CS.
Speaker 1: Oh. Yes see, we're learning, Yes, says I.
Speaker 7: He have that on his podcast for Dummies.
Speaker 1: Tat by Dummies.
Speaker 5: But I would like to think that iced Tea is
Speaker 5: a fan of like alternative White Guy comedy. I just
Speaker 5: I've only listened to one episode, but it had two
Speaker 5: people I know on it, and it was like World's colliding. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and he was talking about the next body Count album.
Speaker 3: And wow, Yeah, it was just he's great. I just
Speaker 3: like iced Tea.
Speaker 5: I think we talked about iced Ty at Nausea and
Speaker 5: when Joda Rosa was on.
Speaker 1: That's right. I was gonna say, I think that white
Speaker 1: boys of a certain age.
Speaker 3: Love him, right, Maybe it's those guys reaching out.
Speaker 5: I want to ask Todd Berry if he if he
Speaker 5: looked into being on iced Ty's.
Speaker 3: Podcast because he got to go to his house.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine there's fountains, things plated in gold. I
Speaker 5: imagine still guns, if it's anything like the documentary I watch,
Speaker 5: he had a lot.
Speaker 1: Of guns, guns like on display.
Speaker 5: Or just you know, he plays a cop on a
Speaker 5: show and he used to be a kind of a
Speaker 5: gangster wrapper.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's guns just later around.
Speaker 5: They make me nervous, but in a house setting, they're
Speaker 5: they're kind of comforting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, especially when they're up above the dining room table
Speaker 6: and crossed over yes yes, which is like yeha welcome style.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Really that or a horseshoe or an old Paris keys.
Speaker 3: It really makes a house a home.
Speaker 6: Whatever you can throw up on that wall like you are,
Speaker 6: like your chili's on the wall.
Speaker 5: A license plate from an old car, a signed headshot
Speaker 5: of Tommy.
Speaker 1: Lasorda, a honeydew list. Just a boomerang, just one lonely boomerang.
Speaker 5: I always when I'm in an outback steakhouse, I have
Speaker 5: daydreams about grabbing the boomerang off the wall and just
Speaker 5: chucking it, but having it super work well like a
Speaker 5: boomerang's supposed to do, and come right back to me.
Speaker 1: And hit you in the forehead and knock you out.
Speaker 3: No, I just catch it and mix my soup with it. Oh,
Speaker 3: it would be better if it hit me in the head.
Speaker 1: Do they have good soup? It out backstick casts?
Speaker 5: Nothing there is good. It's a very surprising restaurant. It's
Speaker 5: very expensive and disgusting and horrifyingly disgusting.
Speaker 1: Like covered everything is covered in grease.
Speaker 3: It's just like Chili's, but very expensive.
Speaker 1: What would you what would your favorite restaurant like that be?
Speaker 5: Kind of like a chain that is like a guilty
Speaker 5: pleasure toea, I'm afraid, and I don't. I can't eat
Speaker 5: most of this stuff anymore. But Olive Garden has never
Speaker 5: done me wrong. Oh yeah, I just avoid the breadsticks
Speaker 5: and I go straight for the pasta.
Speaker 3: But as you know, I'm off the old.
Speaker 4: You're off but I'll still go.
Speaker 3: I'll still it's worth some sore wrists.
Speaker 6: Well, you can sometimes have you could have endless salad
Speaker 6: and breadsticks, right, it's not.
Speaker 5: Something that over I will you know what, when it
Speaker 5: comes to breadsticks and salad, I do want there to be.
Speaker 3: An end.
Speaker 1: That you know, because you're an adult.
Speaker 5: Right, It's kind of like when your dad catches you smoking,
Speaker 5: then you have to sit in the garage and then
Speaker 5: finish a whole cart and you know what I.
Speaker 4: Mean, yeah, my dad.
Speaker 6: Although some of us have like a yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 6: mean Dad's Yeah, it is Father's Day?
Speaker 1: Should we saying what up? Fathers?
Speaker 4: What up?
Speaker 3: Daddy?
Speaker 1: What up daddy O?
Speaker 5: A phrase you and I both use and we're comfortable
Speaker 5: yeah right up the tongue. Yeah it should because it
Speaker 5: sounds great to the listener as well as the speaker.
Speaker 3: What up daddy O? I oh, I wanted to dive
Speaker 3: out of the car, just like.
Speaker 6: I was trying to write a tweet about my dad
Speaker 6: on Twitter for Father's Day, and then I remember, like,
Speaker 6: my Dad's not on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Doesn't give a shit about Twitter.
Speaker 6: There's like those kind of presentational things people do on
Speaker 6: Facebook and Twitter of like it's my three old daughter
Speaker 6: Sasha's birthday, I love you, honey.
Speaker 1: Where it's like she doesn't know, Yeah, you're doing this
Speaker 1: for yourself.
Speaker 3: No, I do. When someone puts up a Father's Day photo,
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 5: I would like them to also be tagged in and
Speaker 5: to prove that their father is enjoying it on Twitter
Speaker 5: or Facebook or whatever the thing is when it is
Speaker 5: and it's just like, are you just showing off because
Speaker 5: you're hurting the feelings of a lot of people that
Speaker 5: don't have to ads right now shumping it in their face.
Speaker 6: I mean, everybody has to deal with loss, loss, and
Speaker 6: on different holidays, it stings worse for some people than others, right,
Speaker 6: not me.
Speaker 1: I had a great Father's Day and grant.
Speaker 6: I have a great father, as do I, and I
Speaker 6: like to sometimes revel in that advantage so that when
Speaker 6: other sad holidays come up for me, I'm bullied by that,
Speaker 6: right past success or at least just beating out other
Speaker 6: people emotionally.
Speaker 5: Right, Like I get sad on Mother's Day, me too,
Speaker 5: So then on Father's Day, it's like, let's celebrate, yeah,
Speaker 5: and maybe to help the other I'll put up a
Speaker 5: picture of my mother and my father.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good plan to.
Speaker 3: Take the good, to take the bad. But then you
Speaker 3: have the Fact of Life.
Speaker 5: That's at ah featuring George Clooney.
Speaker 6: Featuring who liked Natalie at one point, which gave this
Speaker 6: old girl such hope.
Speaker 1: A little while cloone dog was master Dog and Napster.
Speaker 6: Had kind of had a weird thing between them. Once
Speaker 6: learned as a girl who grew up being told on
Speaker 6: a daily basis that she looked like Natalie from Facts
Speaker 6: of Life, which is like people figuring out a great
Speaker 6: way to say, hey, hey, fatty, you wear your hair
Speaker 6: the same way as this girl.
Speaker 1: It was very destructive to my self esteem. And then
Speaker 1: that episode came along and I was like, ah aw
Speaker 1: hell I started talking like that. How you like me?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: Have you ever met a church colony?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 6: I stood next to him at the valet at Dantana's
Speaker 6: Steak Place.
Speaker 3: I knew at one point you would have interacted with him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can't.
Speaker 1: I've lived here so long, you can't not. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I knew a girl that.
Speaker 6: Used to be the They hired their own bartender when
Speaker 6: they were filming Ocean's eleven, and so they had a
Speaker 6: bar that was set up so they could go when
Speaker 6: they were done filming every night on the lot, so
Speaker 6: that Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, George Clooney, all those dudes
Speaker 6: could go just hang out in a place but not
Speaker 6: have to go to an actual public place.
Speaker 3: And drink whiskate together.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so they would drink and I'm sure the crew
Speaker 6: you know, was invited and whatever. They just had like
Speaker 6: their own private bar on the law. And my friend
Speaker 6: was one of the bartenders.
Speaker 5: Oh that would be oh to be a fly on
Speaker 5: the wall or just a fly that's a bartender.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: She said they were all great and super like polite
Speaker 6: and lovely and like she had nothing but great things
Speaker 6: to say about all those people.
Speaker 5: I often I haven't daydreams about the set of Oceans eleven, twelve,
Speaker 5: and thirteen.
Speaker 3: Except for that that kid, Scott Khan. I don't want
Speaker 3: to meet him. Scott con Yeah, little guy syndromes.
Speaker 6: Scott com looks like someone that would be rude to
Speaker 6: you out in front of the ivy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or at a skateboard event because he's into skateboarding.
Speaker 1: And is he really?
Speaker 6: He also writes plays at the Falcon Theater where I near,
Speaker 6: where I live. Yes, yes, which I think is actually
Speaker 6: kind of well.
Speaker 3: Now I like him, I know now that he's writing plays.
Speaker 1: We're also complex. We all have dishbagness in us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we're also.
Speaker 3: All post I was just happy to find out that
Speaker 3: he was a skateboarder. But I just remember when I
Speaker 3: was on.
Speaker 5: The and I know I mentioned this a lot, the
Speaker 5: western called American Outlaws, which shot in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 3: I was an extra. I was loading a wagon.
Speaker 1: And a bit by Scorpion.
Speaker 5: I was a bit by scorpion and then later dismissed
Speaker 5: because I used the wrong porta potty that was reserved
Speaker 5: exclusively for the director of Flubber, who also directed that movie.
Speaker 5: I remember scot Con just lassuing outside his dressing trailer,
Speaker 5: and there would be girls just watching him do what
Speaker 5: he was learning. And I knew that he was just
Speaker 5: you know, having sex with all these extra girls. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: And I don't know why that during a lot of
Speaker 5: the lines in the movie, they had him standing on
Speaker 5: apple boxes.
Speaker 1: He's a shorter.
Speaker 5: Guy, and so they have like a Tom Cruise issue
Speaker 5: apple box for him to stand on. Yeah, and you know,
Speaker 5: I hear I hear stories about other short actors insisting
Speaker 5: that a trench be dug for their co stars because
Speaker 5: they're walking.
Speaker 3: What do you expect me to have apple boxes on
Speaker 3: each shoe?
Speaker 5: You're going to tell that I'm walking like a robot
Speaker 5: dig a trench for the leading lady.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. I believe. Yes, I believe that, Yes,
Speaker 3: it is is.
Speaker 5: Indeed, Oh god, that plane is smoking as if it
Speaker 5: were on fire. No really, I mean it's not our guest,
Speaker 5: because it's from Australia.
Speaker 3: There was a kangaroo.
Speaker 1: Was that smoke?
Speaker 3: That it is? I do believe we saw. Oh there's an.
Speaker 1: Airplane, airplane landing that's smoking.
Speaker 5: It's just a wing smoking. But that's maybe the worst
Speaker 5: thing to be smoking on a plane.
Speaker 6: But you know what, Oh my god, I'm so excited
Speaker 6: right now we're gonna go.
Speaker 1: It's gonna land. Fine, yeah it will because it's landing.
Speaker 3: We've seen flight.
Speaker 5: Even if the guy's drunk, he's gonna put those wheels
Speaker 5: on the ground.
Speaker 6: And if they're coming from Australia, chances are they thrown some.
Speaker 3: Shrimp on the bar, thrown back a couple of boom rings.
Speaker 1: If you know what I mean, If you I wish
Speaker 1: you knew what I meant.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean by shrimp? You meant
Speaker 3: drinks and buy a boomerangs?
Speaker 4: I mean drinks.
Speaker 3: We know what each other talking and cold. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't need to do that.
Speaker 5: I'm sure they threw a couple of whiskeys on the
Speaker 5: barbie and tossed.
Speaker 6: A couple boomerangs down the old gullet, exactly.
Speaker 3: Right, the liquid kind of boomerang that you swallow.
Speaker 1: I want to see that plane on fire. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I love horrifying ship like this.
Speaker 5: I know we've we've been trained to think it's normal
Speaker 5: to watch carnage because I just pop up on our timelines.
Speaker 3: You not with you?
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm afraid that it's here. We got we got
Speaker 3: a green.
Speaker 5: But it's uh yeah, I've been watching normal things, and
Speaker 5: so I'm kind of weaning myself off it.
Speaker 1: I just think that Facebook at the end of the day.
Speaker 4: M hmm.
Speaker 1: It's a lot like uh Penny Saver.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, left, that's okay.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Right is right?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I will never not say the opposite when it comes
Speaker 5: to those. It's because it's so simple left and right
Speaker 5: hand decisions.
Speaker 3: I just say the opposite thing.
Speaker 5: A lot of people can't read, or they switch word
Speaker 5: to round words around.
Speaker 3: I do it left and right.
Speaker 7: We're gonna have to Yeah, I see, So that's all
Speaker 7: smoked from that airplane. No way, I guess those are
Speaker 7: just cumulus clouds or smoke that's accumulated.
Speaker 1: This might be a very a scattered marine layer.
Speaker 5: This is a This is a high stakes episode, mainly
Speaker 5: for I haven't mentioned it so far, but I.
Speaker 3: Am ready to diarrhea, big time stomach pain.
Speaker 1: Should we go to the Starbucks?
Speaker 3: I mean i'd have to pause.
Speaker 5: I mean, we are about to pick up our guest,
Speaker 5: and I'm sure he's ready to get picked up?
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 5: I'm not exactly sure, but I'm gonna look at my
Speaker 5: little clock.
Speaker 3: It's time to pick up Todd.
Speaker 1: That's what your phone said.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, it's just directly from United Airlines. Let's see here,
Speaker 5: I have I have his flying information, okay, and it says, oh,
Speaker 5: they're running a little late, eight thirty nine estimated arrival.
Speaker 3: That's a nine minute delay. I might have time.
Speaker 5: To enter one of these restaurants to have a little
Speaker 5: concert with my favorite band, John Spencer.
Speaker 3: Assex question, I'm sorry, that's a joke. I rot in
Speaker 3: eighth grade.
Speaker 1: I missed that band, me.
Speaker 5: Too, a real one, and Boss Honk he'd come to town
Speaker 5: and Jawbreaker.
Speaker 1: Let's let's talk about Drawbreakers.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was really happy to see you with Jawbreaker
Speaker 3: on vinyl.
Speaker 4: Yes, and you know.
Speaker 1: The guy and I know Adam the drummer.
Speaker 5: And there's a show that you and I have both
Speaker 5: done in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: At the Sinica sin Cave.
Speaker 3: Ye cynic Okay, I just got it. Yes, and he
Speaker 3: owns that video store. That's right, the guy from Jawbreaker.
Speaker 1: Fucking kidding me.
Speaker 5: Dude, We're gonna let him have it. Oh, I wish
Speaker 5: we had my baton.
Speaker 1: I can't see him. If people don't let you merge,
Speaker 1: it is so rude.
Speaker 3: I'm yeah. Is this all right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I've had stomach pain all day. I don't mean to
Speaker 5: be graphic. This is correct. Anything that has a roof
Speaker 5: and some portions, I'd chake a china shop right now, Okay,
Speaker 5: And I think I'll be more on point and funny once.
Speaker 1: I sure just get.
Speaker 3: This toxicity out of me.
Speaker 5: I don't know what's happened, but will you in I
Speaker 5: will I won't run with a lot of jostling.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna okay, we'll be right back. Maybe I'll put
Speaker 3: some music right here.
Speaker 1: Oh here, I can, I can put music.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, bathroom break. Really gotta go, but okay,
Speaker 3: and I'm back.
Speaker 5: That was a horrifying war zone of a bathroom by
Speaker 5: the first few minutes, because I was in there about fifteen.
Speaker 5: The first few were spent doing janitorial, just basic.
Speaker 1: Services, some light services with lifesole you brought from home.
Speaker 3: It had been neglected. I had to get rid of
Speaker 3: some of the seat graffiti.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite gang graffiti.
Speaker 5: Is Yeah, it's for you to have to claim that, yeah,
Speaker 5: this is the exit.
Speaker 3: Cool, he's not he doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't
Speaker 3: fucking care. Oh they're Oh they're in cahoots idiots.
Speaker 1: Yeah they are the worst idiot relatives.
Speaker 3: Yeah they are related expositions. I'm about to read it.
Speaker 6: Did anyone else's family ever buy just because there's two
Speaker 6: matching cars. That just reminded me that my aunt and
Speaker 6: uncle relatives bought matching cars. I think because they were
Speaker 6: cheaper if you bought too.
Speaker 3: I remember families like that, and I don't think you
Speaker 3: get a deal.
Speaker 5: It's just people get scared. Once they are happy with
Speaker 5: a car experience, They're like, let me keep buying. I
Speaker 5: used to do that with skateboards. I was a big
Speaker 5: fan of the you know, and I'm sure I've talked
Speaker 5: about this, the nineteen ninety three Mark Gonzalez blind skateboard deck.
Speaker 3: I ordered five or six.
Speaker 5: Of them, just so I wouldn't have to get used
Speaker 5: to a new skateboard.
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 3: It did make sense. I wonder why I don't think
Speaker 3: that way anymore.
Speaker 5: That was a good idea, But that's I think that's
Speaker 5: why because there are families I knew that just would
Speaker 5: always have suburbans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they keep buying suburbans.
Speaker 6: But I mean two families, two different families getting the
Speaker 6: same car is what I'm talking about at the same time,
Speaker 6: which I think it's like, oh, if you buy two,
Speaker 6: will take you know, three grand off the price.
Speaker 3: Of each type bar okay.
Speaker 5: And so you go to your and said, hey, Jim
Speaker 5: or whatever your neighbor's name is, yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: But it's like if there are relatives, then it's more
Speaker 6: two brothers going, let's buy these matching station wagons.
Speaker 1: Wow, gives a shit, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: Well, that's maybe what we do. Well, it's weird because
Speaker 5: that guy was in the way and we couldn't get
Speaker 5: out of the parking lot, that horrid McDonald's where people
Speaker 5: were limping out of it.
Speaker 1: And they're not a place of health. It's not, it's not.
Speaker 5: It's the bastion of given up. But it's you know,
Speaker 5: I enjoy their fries. We honked at the guy, and
Speaker 5: then the guy in front of him almost moved before him.
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, he's with me, and they had matching cars.
Speaker 6: So I just like people to pull up wherever. And
Speaker 6: then it's like, this is the exit of a terrible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, anyone deserved to be honked at, and I saved
Speaker 5: my honks me too. If someone almost hits me, I
Speaker 5: don't go punish him with a loud When people lay
Speaker 5: on the horn, I'm like, you're just terrible, and this
Speaker 5: is you're taking out something from the office today. But
Speaker 5: when they're in front of the driveway, yeah, it wasn't
Speaker 5: even buy a curb.
Speaker 6: It's not a curb, and you're not paying attention and
Speaker 6: you're kind of just doing whatever, which is all of
Speaker 6: Los Angeles driving.
Speaker 1: It is people just.
Speaker 6: Doing whatever they want and then being kind of irritated
Speaker 6: when it doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Out for you. Right, Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't like anybody.
Speaker 5: Everyone kind of becomes when they're driving. They become that
Speaker 5: kind of republican.
Speaker 3: Not to get all.
Speaker 5: Political audience, but the whole Hey I got mine now,
Speaker 5: no one else can have a piece mentality.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: That's how people are in their cars.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's like it's my way or the highway, and
Speaker 5: it's a lot of times it is just that if
Speaker 5: you're on the side streets, you wish other people were.
Speaker 3: On the highway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: That's my way is the side streets. That's how that
Speaker 5: that's saying got started.
Speaker 1: It's such a catchy saying that.
Speaker 3: I was wondering when a great Limb Biscuit song.
Speaker 1: We are now entered into Lax.
Speaker 3: We will be. We can round the entire Lax drive,
Speaker 3: but we're going to terminal seven.
Speaker 1: And is that because our boy Todd Glass?
Speaker 3: Todd's Jerry, No, I call him Todd Glass all the time.
Speaker 3: He actually likes it, Oh he does. They appreciate They
Speaker 3: mutually appreciate each other's recognition.
Speaker 1: Podcast is he on United.
Speaker 3: I was writing the word podcast. Oh, that's why you
Speaker 3: said comedy. They appreciate each other's kind and maybe they
Speaker 3: like each other's podcast. They do, Maybe they do. I
Speaker 3: wonder if Ice Cube likes ice Tea's podcast.
Speaker 1: I mean, are they friends?
Speaker 3: I would like to think so.
Speaker 6: Because were they They weren't in the same they those
Speaker 6: weren't They weren't in the same groups though.
Speaker 3: Right, No, no, they never were.
Speaker 5: They have the same era though Ice Tea came a
Speaker 5: little earlier, but they definitely probably did shows together.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But what surprised me on the podcast, I least knew
Speaker 5: that had Todd Barry's against He was saying, ninety nine
Speaker 5: problems and a bitch ain't one was a quote from
Speaker 5: his friend he was hanging out with, and they did
Speaker 5: they recorded it, and there is a version that is
Speaker 5: a nice Tea song called that Oh. And then he
Speaker 5: said jay Z did a version that was more popular.
Speaker 5: And he said, but I don't have a beef. That's
Speaker 5: just how it is with hip hop. You you feed
Speaker 5: off each other, you pay tribute to each other by
Speaker 5: It's so funny because it's so different from comedy.
Speaker 3: If someone does your joke, you want to kill them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, which is why I think you know, the comedy
Speaker 5: game is a little bit more thuggy.
Speaker 1: It is, definitely, it's much scarier.
Speaker 3: You've heard me threatened the.
Speaker 5: Well being of Demitriumard. That's some fucking East Coast West
Speaker 5: coast shit.
Speaker 6: It is well because I think concept it's in stand
Speaker 6: up comedy. Everyone is trying to establish their voice and
Speaker 6: their originality, and so when people steal your shit and
Speaker 6: your originality for their own, it gives them a credit
Speaker 6: they don't deserve, right, And we all know how much
Speaker 6: it means, because it does mean a lot.
Speaker 3: I spent a long time writing my rainbow joke. Then
Speaker 3: I'm just a fan. I'm not I'm not gay.
Speaker 5: I just I'm a fan of light refraction, explaining all
Speaker 5: the stickers on my fictitious car, and then all of
Speaker 5: a sudden d M.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 3: Otherwise there will be another.
Speaker 1: There'll be a shootout and at a party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll lose another comic.
Speaker 1: Then we can't lose it.
Speaker 5: No, not any Let's just put down the guns. We're
Speaker 5: supposed to be entertainers.
Speaker 6: You since that time have written such an incredible cat
Speaker 6: dick chunk, right. I feel like that, I mean, proves
Speaker 6: that you you have an endless font and.
Speaker 3: I've opened it up to other animals.
Speaker 5: My new joke, I'm so sad lately I've been put
Speaker 5: peanut butter on my dog's balls is not only a
Speaker 5: tribute to my old ball jokes, but also me opening
Speaker 5: up to not I don't just have to talk about cats, no,
Speaker 5: just because I'm a cat person a dog.
Speaker 3: And you know, my cat dick joke hasn't been going.
Speaker 5: That well because it makes people think of gross, tiny,
Speaker 5: pointy I disagree barbed cat dicks, and they don't want
Speaker 5: to be reminded of that.
Speaker 3: But dogs balls, Oh, everyone's just loves them.
Speaker 6: Well that the the vowel sounds and dog balls kind
Speaker 6: of flows really nicely.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's more like the vernacular.
Speaker 1: There's a poetry to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, dog balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But also because most dogs don't have balls, which
Speaker 1: is funny to me.
Speaker 5: Well, if you care about your animal, you get them
Speaker 5: chopped off, right, But.
Speaker 1: If you're some kind of like renegade breeder.
Speaker 5: Or you live on a farm somewhere where they're not
Speaker 5: gonna you know, have.
Speaker 3: Access to a dog's a lady dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just grow him out.
Speaker 5: Once Todd Berry gets in this car or Tod Glass,
Speaker 5: I don't even.
Speaker 3: Know either one.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it'll be Todd.
Speaker 3: Berry and it's going to be great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, once he's in here, man, the energy level is
Speaker 5: going to skyrocket.
Speaker 3: Well, we because right now.
Speaker 1: It's like Sunday evening, it's Father's Day, Father's Day. I
Speaker 1: just had at time.
Speaker 5: I had had a particularly unpleasant movement at a very
Speaker 5: unpleasant restroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that seemed awful.
Speaker 5: It was awful, and I haven't quite shaken the emotional
Speaker 5: you know, ramifications.
Speaker 3: The agents, the ramifications.
Speaker 1: I hate everybody.
Speaker 5: This is I don't know what we were thinking podcasting
Speaker 5: at the airport.
Speaker 3: What what were we thinking?
Speaker 1: Stupid idea?
Speaker 4: Was this?
Speaker 3: What's your idea?
Speaker 1: I told you I wanted to do a bakery podcast.
Speaker 5: It would have been so not air conditioning, sugar flower
Speaker 5: for you sometimes Coca Cola. I you're lazy, dumb cakes.
Speaker 3: And then we will just I think cutting in right
Speaker 3: here would just follow that. Joe's crap shack shuttle a
Speaker 3: lot of people. It just as Joe knows airport parking.
Speaker 5: That's some guy trying to get famous off his shuttle business.
Speaker 3: No, sorry, that's Joe himself. Hey Joe, what are what?
Speaker 3: What would she?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 5: What should we talk to Todd Berry about? I'd like
Speaker 5: to mention this, this iced Tea podcast and how he
Speaker 5: ended up on it.
Speaker 4: That's where I'm going to start.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
Speaker 5: Secondly, I'm going to ask what the hell he's doing
Speaker 5: in Los Angeles. He's the New York guy, what are
Speaker 5: you doing here?
Speaker 3: It won't be that aggressive with.
Speaker 5: It, good yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 5: so tell me what are you doing here?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: And then we can just go straight into the Charleston
Speaker 1: and the flag.
Speaker 3: The yeah, yeah, we'll start start talking about that stuff.
Speaker 1: Right, just go straight to race race issues.
Speaker 3: Even Mitt Romney said take down the Confederate.
Speaker 1: I loved that.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised by it.
Speaker 1: I respect it.
Speaker 5: I mean, big, it's the least he can do. But
Speaker 5: I would not expect him to even do the least.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because so many people, the partisan aspect of politics
Speaker 6: these days is.
Speaker 1: Makes it so that no one can make any kind of.
Speaker 6: Move like that, because everyone is so locked into their
Speaker 6: part that they're playing.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, I know exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Well, it's hard to make a point when we're just
Speaker 5: being flanked by so many priuses.
Speaker 3: And that guy hate your roller bag. It should be
Speaker 3: a backpack.
Speaker 6: That guy dashed out into the crosswork walk with his
Speaker 6: rolling bag as it's to say, I'll go now, people
Speaker 6: dashed with such confidence here, Yeah, and they're wrong to
Speaker 6: do it.
Speaker 3: I want to roll down the window and like you,
Speaker 3: who do you think you are?
Speaker 5: Missus dash, missus dash instead of salt, missus dash, my
Speaker 5: cousins missus d I did too, sad like my cousins
Speaker 5: weren't around. But privately I would sing the missus dash jingle,
Speaker 5: Missus Dash, missus that was?
Speaker 1: That was the jingle.
Speaker 6: Was a lady kind of sensually, very very sexually whispering
Speaker 6: about basically, what's powdered MSG?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like powdered MSG is gonna get you laid? Missus
Speaker 3: that and who uh Sally Kirk? What's her name? That
Speaker 3: was from mash that you? Yeah? She do the hidden Valley,
Speaker 3: hidden Valley ranch.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I'll take any man's dick right now.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: That's the voice she was making right. No, it was
Speaker 5: weird for me to just blurt at that.
Speaker 1: I thought it was something that was a different topic.
Speaker 3: Well, I did it in her voice.
Speaker 1: I actually used to do an impression of her arms.
Speaker 3: Really, let's hear it.
Speaker 1: It was just that it was like hidden Valley Ranch.
Speaker 1: It's the way she did.
Speaker 5: I guess she does have kind of a made up
Speaker 5: you know, like Madonna accent, where it's like, oh, were
Speaker 5: you abroad for a couple of weeks and it changed
Speaker 5: the way you permanently talk.
Speaker 6: I got to uh, I got to do I did
Speaker 6: a very tiny part on Maren and I went uh
Speaker 6: like last season, like one line and it was with
Speaker 6: Mark Maren and Sally Kirkland playing his mother, and she
Speaker 6: I got to like, she had me rehearse her lines
Speaker 6: with her. It was amazing. I got to like kind
Speaker 6: of hang with Sally Kirkland. That's great, very excited.
Speaker 3: Was she a good person?
Speaker 1: Super cool?
Speaker 3: I feel like we should maybe risk pulling over for
Speaker 3: a minute.
Speaker 1: Let's do it, miss is Dash.
Speaker 5: Well, maybe I'll just tell him are you close?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: This is when we're at Lax. There's a lot of
Speaker 5: these downtimes where I have to like text, So don't Oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: you know you just talked about I'll talk.
Speaker 1: Should I talk about missus dash?
Speaker 3: Yes, more and more missus.
Speaker 1: What about Molly mc butter imitation butter?
Speaker 3: Really I don't remember Molly mc butter.
Speaker 1: You don't remember Molly mc butter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: You know what it was? Excuse me, Molly mc butter.
Speaker 1: It was back when like light food got popular l
Speaker 1: I t E.
Speaker 6: So everything was everybody was trying to like diet in
Speaker 6: these weird, very incorrect ways.
Speaker 1: And Molly mc butter was flaked.
Speaker 6: Imitation butter that you could stick on like your diet
Speaker 6: baked potato, so you could have butter flavor on your
Speaker 6: potato without the fat of butter. Is back when everything
Speaker 6: people thought fat was the worst thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and chemicals were better than just having fat. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh that's the worst.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wait, okay, So with these flakes of butter then liquefy
Speaker 5: and or did they just stay flakes?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, they would they would kind of turn
Speaker 6: into like a butter buttery substance when they hit heat.
Speaker 5: There's a health store by me that makes these salads.
Speaker 5: And then at the end they're like, do you want
Speaker 5: bacon bits and it's they're like, it's okay, it's not
Speaker 5: real bacon, so it's baked. It's like the nineteen eighties
Speaker 5: chemical bacon chips. Oh yeah, I do not want them.
Speaker 5: They are bright pink.
Speaker 1: Those things are so gross.
Speaker 5: But it's back to being like, oh, but they're organic
Speaker 5: and made with soy, and I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's funny.
Speaker 6: Well, that's I get the same feeling with when people
Speaker 6: have like vegan pizza with vegan cheese, where vegan cheese
Speaker 6: seems like a plastic cup melted in the sun. I
Speaker 6: don't understand why people eat that. No, it's not enjoyable.
Speaker 5: It's funny how when people decide to be vegan. I
Speaker 5: understand the animal aspects and agree with it and struggle
Speaker 5: with it in my brain all the time.
Speaker 3: I don't like eating animals and the name I'm weak.
Speaker 3: You know. I eat chickens that's the or chicken, whichever
Speaker 3: is the plural.
Speaker 1: You always eat three chickens.
Speaker 3: I always I eat multiple. I guess I'm not hearing.
Speaker 5: Oh waiting for bag, he said, I don't. I don't
Speaker 5: know what that means. He's just waiting at the turn about.
Speaker 3: Ummm. But I okay, okay, cool, Sorry to make you
Speaker 3: do that particularly hectic day at LAX.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should sit here for a second since no
Speaker 1: one's telling you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, let's just wait. Let's just wait. I'll tell him.
Speaker 1: Did you ever have Cizzeline.
Speaker 3: Instead of bacon?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm typing. This is so bad for podcasting that
Speaker 5: I'm texting.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's fine. I'll just tell you a story and
Speaker 1: you can have listen.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 6: Because in the same time, in the eighties, when people
Speaker 6: started dieting in that way, they made Sizzeline, which was
Speaker 6: like a fake.
Speaker 3: I'm having trouble, oh.
Speaker 1: Which was fake bacon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember it.
Speaker 1: It was like bacon.
Speaker 6: Without the fat, but it was weird and not It
Speaker 6: was like weirdly almost like chemically.
Speaker 1: Altered bacon.
Speaker 3: I've been I've been a big fan of turkey bacon lately.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't like turkey bacons.
Speaker 3: It's only thirty thirty calories of slice.
Speaker 1: I feel like bacon's a thing that's easy not to eat.
Speaker 1: If that's what you think your diet problem is, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 6: You don't have to work that hard. No, just don't
Speaker 6: have bacon.
Speaker 3: It's like e cigarettes come on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, although I have to say I do like the
Speaker 6: fact that vaping allows you to get stoned like inside
Speaker 6: a bar and.
Speaker 1: No one knows. I think that's really cool. There we
Speaker 1: go from people who don't drink.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I understand it, and I agree. And it's
Speaker 5: the way I quit. I mean, who am I? Well,
Speaker 5: I'm so two faced.
Speaker 3: That's how I quit smoking.
Speaker 1: Well, that's good though.
Speaker 3: Buying those shitty little lum cigarettes.
Speaker 4: From seven to eleven, Oh that's good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were horrible and they hurt my throat way
Speaker 5: more than cigarettes did.
Speaker 3: But didn't they help me quit? They did, indeed, But
Speaker 3: didn't I though they certainly did.
Speaker 1: They certainly did, and I'm a better man for it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing about you and I.
Speaker 6: When we're not actively engaged in a real conversation, right,
Speaker 6: we're still as fascinating as any other times.
Speaker 5: Anyone listening right now, they're like, this is riveting, and
Speaker 5: am I right or am I wrong?
Speaker 3: They have not said.
Speaker 5: Anything of substance, but I am in a panic even
Speaker 5: when I'm not driving here.
Speaker 3: Look, I mean, this is it's crazy. It's every man
Speaker 3: for himself.
Speaker 6: This is this is mad Max, and it's not feminists.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, look you're the worst all these How
Speaker 5: could everyone that's the worst be the worst all at
Speaker 5: the same time.
Speaker 6: Well, also because some people are driving like they should
Speaker 6: just like they're on the street and it's not like
Speaker 6: that this is this is not what's happening.
Speaker 4: Oh my you no.
Speaker 5: I wish that we could have just stayed there. That's
Speaker 5: the problem with it. That is the flaw with our podcast.
Speaker 5: You cannot you have to keep It's so hard to
Speaker 5: time picking someone up.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 6: That and the fact that when when in doubt, I'll
Speaker 6: just start talking about size. That's a serious problem. Although
Speaker 6: did you have Stakums? Did your mom ever buy that
Speaker 6: food where she was like, and if I don't come
Speaker 6: home in time, you can make this, And it was
Speaker 6: like things like stakums.
Speaker 3: It was just frozen burritos.
Speaker 5: I ate like a lunar until I was finally in
Speaker 5: college and uh, you know someone else was making I
Speaker 5: was like, it's the same with my dad. He said
Speaker 5: that my grandma was such a bad cook. Then he
Speaker 5: went to the army and he thought the food was
Speaker 5: so great. It's like, have you guys had this chicken
Speaker 5: fried steak? And they're like, yeah, I used it.
Speaker 3: To resole my shoe, and then I.
Speaker 5: Was loving the food zoo at the University of Montana.
Speaker 1: Zoo. What does that mean? It was just like the cafeteria.
Speaker 5: Missoula, I think zoo. It was the first, which I've
Speaker 5: never liked. People call Missoula zoo town now like it's
Speaker 5: an untamed where's the lion tamer? We're all out of
Speaker 5: our minds.
Speaker 3: You take it easy. It's kind of a liberal college
Speaker 3: down with a lot of hippies. It's not a zoo.
Speaker 1: People love like a nickname these days.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Yeah.
Speaker 5: People hate saying entire words in their entirety. It's entirety.
Speaker 5: Are short for entire is short for entirety.
Speaker 3: See I did it In one sense.
Speaker 1: You're the opposite of those people.
Speaker 6: You you want redundancies and repetitiveness.
Speaker 5: I prefer the entirety of an entire word.
Speaker 1: Say the full worldly.
Speaker 3: Even the word word.
Speaker 5: I'd like to feel every consonant, Chris, Yes, what was
Speaker 5: I doing my Sally Ketterling voice again.
Speaker 3: I'd like to feel every consonant.
Speaker 1: Every consonant and creamy.
Speaker 8: Topping watch it blanket over the cruel.
Speaker 3: Toms I was on mash. That's how she ended it.
Speaker 3: I always thought that was like it.
Speaker 1: Was hot Lis Houlahan in the still, mat.
Speaker 5: Do I need to hear that in the commercial? Why
Speaker 5: do you say that at the end of it?
Speaker 1: Give it validity of that? She knows, I guess she knows.
Speaker 1: What should I do?
Speaker 3: This? Yeah? Yeah, cut across doing what you're doing? Or this,
Speaker 3: yeah I do Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm doing.
Speaker 5: This is what we should do. I imagine at any
Speaker 5: moment he will be curbsided. All right, this is a yeah,
Speaker 5: this is a crowded airport, and I think we've been
Speaker 5: smart to pick up our friends at their houses and
Speaker 5: take them to shows or just to get dry cleaning,
Speaker 5: because it's.
Speaker 1: A controlled situation.
Speaker 5: And this place has a way of not making me
Speaker 5: control my emotions.
Speaker 1: Oh, of your extream range.
Speaker 3: I really, it's just you know, it's the people. It's
Speaker 3: the congestion.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the the lighting. Right now, for instance, it's
Speaker 5: the sun isn't quite down, it's still.
Speaker 3: It's hard to see. I'm now I'm nitpicking.
Speaker 6: I feel like for me, when I was little, going
Speaker 6: to the airport was always a big deal. It meant
Speaker 6: someone exciting was coming, right or something different was gonna happen,
Speaker 6: and so that's why I always like it.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Yeah, no one ever came to visit.
Speaker 5: Uh, when I'm in my entire life, I'd never have
Speaker 5: gone to the airport to pick up a family.
Speaker 1: No, never, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Now they lived in town and they were unpleasant.
Speaker 5: I'm just talking about like people that I won't name,
Speaker 5: not my immediate family, nothing, but yeah, his old cousin
Speaker 5: of mine, he did not like when in town.
Speaker 3: To talk about his bowl cut.
Speaker 5: There's something about these bull I mean, I want to go. Yeah,
Speaker 5: let's not talk about them. We'll wait until in the car.
Speaker 3: But why all these crazy kids have bowl cuts? That's
Speaker 3: all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about someone.
Speaker 5: Has a bowl cut? I wasn't gonna but now you
Speaker 5: opened up that bag.
Speaker 3: Well don't it What a jerk. I'm just saying now
Speaker 3: like bowl cuts, it's a sign of something.
Speaker 1: Yes, sure, I do want.
Speaker 5: I was, however, jealous of everyone when I was a
Speaker 5: kid that legitimately had straight hair, and they would just
Speaker 5: put a bowl on their head and cut under it.
Speaker 3: You remember that, like mom?
Speaker 6: Well yeah, well, I mean I don't I feel like
Speaker 6: moms did it.
Speaker 1: I don't think people did it. To themselves, did they.
Speaker 5: Well, I suppose you're right, you'd need a second party.
Speaker 5: And what a party? That would be a bull cut party.
Speaker 5: We started, we get started about that party. Darren Carter
Speaker 5: the party.
Speaker 3: I wonder if Darren Carter ever had a big red
Speaker 3: bull cut. Do you know that guy? Yo?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the party starter. I've had to follow him.
Speaker 6: I've eaten it so many times, following Darren Carter, the
Speaker 6: party starters.
Speaker 3: He's easier to follow these days. He's a sweet guy though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was always very nice, but he's uh.
Speaker 6: He would he would close with that impression of Bart Simpson,
Speaker 6: and he literally looked exactly like Bart Simpson, and then
Speaker 6: he would walk off stage like you can't He.
Speaker 5: Would oh can you please remember his Bart Simpson closer?
Speaker 1: I really do you know it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: I do not know it?
Speaker 1: Oh it was.
Speaker 6: He would just say basically that he looks like Bart Simpson,
Speaker 6: and then he would do strike a pose like Bart
Speaker 6: Simpson's skateboarding, and he was able to stick his head
Speaker 6: back and stick his top lip out and like, do
Speaker 6: this thing, and he looks he can make himself look
Speaker 6: like Bart Simpson. I can't even explain. Oh wow, it
Speaker 6: was really hilarious, and then I get up there with
Speaker 6: my astute observations about.
Speaker 1: Modern life and people would be like, boo, we want
Speaker 1: Bart Simpson.
Speaker 5: Can I tell you how happy I am that I
Speaker 5: didn't have to go to this club in Canada when I.
Speaker 3: Think I talked about it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: There're two comics, last Time dueling Simpson's sex jokes. No, yes,
Speaker 3: I can't even do your own marriage, tickle my balls
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 5: And then the next guy go up and go, oh, Smithers,
Speaker 5: tickle my balls. They had the same they started together
Speaker 5: in the same town, and then they had these dueling
Speaker 5: bits and they neither of them could afford to not
Speaker 5: do their bid shit, so they each had.
Speaker 3: And the audience is like the last guy did of Simpsons.
Speaker 1: Also, this show hasn't been relevant for eleven years.
Speaker 3: Right, well, this was about eleven years ago.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I see right, heat Oh.
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, I wish I had had a good Simpsons
Speaker 5: bit back then.
Speaker 6: I have to say, what I've always loved about the
Speaker 6: Simpsons is that this Simpsons sex.
Speaker 1: Life is so healthy, right. I think that's very sweet
Speaker 1: that they included that in that story.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I always thought I don't want to
Speaker 5: know that cartoon characters are having sex. I kind of
Speaker 5: didn't like it when he'd be like ooh and they
Speaker 5: turn off the lights, and it was like the clearly
Speaker 5: like it.
Speaker 3: No one March is going, oh, you know.
Speaker 5: I don't want to think of your yellow cartoon genitalia.
Speaker 1: You know I I.
Speaker 5: Don't want to hear about the cartoons having sex. It's
Speaker 5: just I guess a lot of people like it.
Speaker 1: It's not true.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess a lot of people. I'm having
Speaker 3: an allergic reaction.
Speaker 5: Like in those you know, on porn sites they do
Speaker 5: have like there'll be animated up in the corner.
Speaker 3: I've only seen them when I watch other people on
Speaker 3: their computers.
Speaker 5: It'll just be Marge Simpson and then you know, a
Speaker 5: gladiator or something. And people does tap into some weird
Speaker 5: people's sexual fantasies.
Speaker 1: I guess not for me.
Speaker 3: I don't like.
Speaker 5: I don't want to hear, but I don't want to
Speaker 5: think about it, and I want to hear about it.
Speaker 6: Well, cartoons, what if we just talked about it for
Speaker 6: a little bit more.
Speaker 5: Okay, I guess I do like it when they like
Speaker 5: Betty Boop.
Speaker 3: I get that because she's a human.
Speaker 6: What about when bugs Bunny dresses up like a lady and.
Speaker 3: I mean that was ahead of its time.
Speaker 5: I mean, but hot or not, I'm kinda have to
Speaker 5: say not, even though that's just because it's not for me.
Speaker 3: I can be for other people.
Speaker 6: It's just not okay, all right, I think we're I
Speaker 6: think we have good luck on this round.
Speaker 1: I think Todd's going to be waiting for us.
Speaker 5: I like that you have positive thinking. I haven't gotten
Speaker 5: any word.
Speaker 6: And also, will you look up and see if there's
Speaker 6: any word on the smoking wing of the airplane that's
Speaker 6: got to be on the news.
Speaker 1: Oh right, somehow, let's see.
Speaker 3: Let's see, Well, well you do that.
Speaker 1: I'll try to think of other sexy cartoon characters.
Speaker 5: Okay, smoking, Well, I wrote smoking. I'm typing what I
Speaker 5: saw smoking airplane above Sepulvita.
Speaker 3: That should be on the news.
Speaker 1: What was it? What was the airline?
Speaker 3: It was an Australian one, Quantas.
Speaker 1: I believe I'm going to hear about it. Oh, I mean,
Speaker 1: Sunday Night's not a cool time to be here.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's the worst.
Speaker 1: It's not cool at all.
Speaker 3: And I don't know. I'm not finding anything.
Speaker 1: Did he is he anywhere?
Speaker 3: No, No, no word yet. Uh still waiting for his bag.
Speaker 1: I suppose, Oh we're pulling over.
Speaker 3: I guess we are. Wow, there's a lot of people.
Speaker 6: There's so many people here, boy, I don't want to
Speaker 6: have to get across that river ship.
Speaker 3: If there's a buzzing, is it? My boy, we're having
Speaker 3: some technical I'll just hold it up in the air.
Speaker 1: That seems to help it. Is it. It's not the
Speaker 1: air conditioner, is it.
Speaker 5: No, it's a problem with the zoom. But sorry for
Speaker 5: the buzz right now.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 5: But I have the most high quality piece of equipment.
Speaker 5: But it's buzzing, and I apologize to.
Speaker 1: Every Do you want to pause it until Tod comes out?
Speaker 4: Yes, let's do.
Speaker 5: That in the very back.
Speaker 1: If there's really how big is that? Hi?
Speaker 3: Hid?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but my guitar is back there. You can just
Speaker 1: throw it in here.
Speaker 3: If that's cool. Sorry for that delay. We Uh it's
Speaker 3: a bad day at l a X, buddy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you were waiting for your bag this whole time.
Speaker 1: Get in.
Speaker 3: You don't have like a charger.
Speaker 8: That No, we got a mic under your uh bag there?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think probably let me grab here we go.
Speaker 1: Their mini van broke down at the airport.
Speaker 5: Two guys pushing a mini van, terrible, proving task that
Speaker 5: things can always be worse. Here's your mic I'm it's
Speaker 5: dangling out of my hand here like a.
Speaker 4: Limp.
Speaker 3: Todd, thank you.
Speaker 4: You know where you're going?
Speaker 3: We do, we do know.
Speaker 5: And man, this was perhaps the worst l a X
Speaker 5: congestion and crowd and manic behavior we've seen so far
Speaker 5: or heard.
Speaker 3: So far with the history of our podcast.
Speaker 1: But now we're here, Todd, how are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? All right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there should be a hole though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a Mormon sheet with a seatbelt hole in it.
Speaker 5: The seed is there, The cover is there to protect
Speaker 5: people from don't.
Speaker 1: Dog hair, So you don't have that, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 6: If you have the cord, I can unplug mine and
Speaker 6: give it to you. There you go, you and all
Speaker 6: your goddamn demands. We're the ones that have had a
Speaker 6: bad time.
Speaker 5: I had the best time listening to you on iced
Speaker 5: Tea's podcast today today. Yeah, another guy, Okay.
Speaker 1: It was how did you find it?
Speaker 3: I just found it? I don't I wanted to ask
Speaker 3: you how you Yeah, I'll wait until you're micd Sorry
Speaker 3: that's all right, and then the.
Speaker 5: Chord it was just Iced Tea has these segments to
Speaker 5: his podcast where he'll just start talking about something and
Speaker 5: then when he's done talking about it.
Speaker 3: He'll go and that was movies, and then he has
Speaker 3: a kind of a little beat that his movie like,
Speaker 3: and then they'll go on and that was sports.
Speaker 5: And I love it and I loved this guy. I
Speaker 5: just I'm gonna listen to Iced Tea.
Speaker 1: Talk probably it's quite a little bit.
Speaker 4: I just I gotta find my charger.
Speaker 3: That's quite all right here it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Ice Teeth podcasts.
Speaker 3: All Iced Tea. Uh, how did you end up doing that?
Speaker 4: It's weird. I got this inquiry through I guess my publicist.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know about l A X.
Speaker 4: And I start talking. Just turn into one of y'all,
Speaker 4: turn into m hmm on my phone. I always makes
Speaker 4: for it makes it seem like a real podcast. No, no,
Speaker 4: because it's not too slick.
Speaker 5: We like the people like the sites and the sounds,
Speaker 5: and we don't have video on this.
Speaker 4: Nothing like the sound of me plugging in my.
Speaker 1: Phone and muttering to yourself as you'r angrily trying.
Speaker 3: To it is. Yeah, people like trust me. And people
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I got this inquiry to be on his
Speaker 4: podcast and I was like, I was like, I really
Speaker 4: he knows who I am? And uh, they go yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And I took a boss over there. He lives in
Speaker 4: New Jersey. I can't tell you where. Of course, Now
Speaker 4: you take a boss and it drops you, I'm supposed
Speaker 4: to drop you right in front of his house, but
Speaker 4: I I screwed up, So I wo ended up a
Speaker 4: few blocks away. But this guy picked me up and
Speaker 4: I go to iced Tsu actual home, actual condo. Yeah, like,
Speaker 4: and it's pretty low key. I mean, it's on the water.
Speaker 3: But and then I was so surprised that John Daly
Speaker 3: was also.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I think what it is is because when
Speaker 4: I I probably I guess I could reveal this. But
Speaker 4: when I walked in the dory at some point he's like,
Speaker 4: what's your last name? Again? So I so he's got
Speaker 4: this young kid in LA who books it. Okay, so
Speaker 4: he's like a comedy nerd. But it was really, I
Speaker 4: mean he was really it was very nice. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: he was it's fun to do and it's just surreal.
Speaker 4: But there was also times when he would like he
Speaker 4: had some guy on. I don't even know what the
Speaker 4: guy who he is, but you know, like a rapper
Speaker 4: and they're talking about hip hop and rap and it's like,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to just chime in and screw up
Speaker 4: their conversation.
Speaker 1: You're all like sugar Hill Gang.
Speaker 4: What I'm like, I'm like Bell and Sebastian. Do you
Speaker 4: like Indie Rock? Do you like guitar strummy Indie Rock?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: I did notice he asked you like you had he
Speaker 5: asked you something, and then right when you're done talking
Speaker 5: about it, he said.
Speaker 3: Well, what else is up with Todd Berry? Like you
Speaker 3: just had to come up with a new It was like, oh, let's.
Speaker 4: There was one part where he I kind of I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: he goes, I get you. I get you, And I
Speaker 4: thought I took it in a good way because I
Speaker 4: felt like, oh he does. I felt like he he
Speaker 4: likes people who aren't like him, right, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. Like he was like, all right,
Speaker 4: you got this thing going. I got something else going.
Speaker 4: But that's cool that you got that going.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get where you're coming from. I don't know
Speaker 5: where you're coming from, but.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 4: It's like if I I mean like accepting of me
Speaker 4: for not being as boisterous as as other guests are.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, yeah, we'll have to work on that.
Speaker 5: It seemed like he was he was on your level
Speaker 5: the whole time. But it was funny because then John
Speaker 5: Daly called in. Yeah, he looks like, here's our dorky
Speaker 5: nerd correspondent talking and he's out of Ralphs.
Speaker 3: And then John Daly's segment was like twenty minutes long.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was really that was funny and he was
Speaker 4: howling over that.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I felt a little. I was like, oh wow,
Speaker 4: I guess I lost the competition. Yeah, so I lost
Speaker 4: the comedy d weeves on. Uh, I lost. But the
Speaker 4: I met Cocoa, she offered me glass wine iced tea.
Speaker 4: This is the great thing. I should have tweeted this,
Speaker 4: but Iced Tea served me a glass of ice water.
Speaker 1: Exclusive. That's pretty rad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you was it hard to avert your eye
Speaker 5: from Cocoa's body assets?
Speaker 4: You know, I'm in the guy's house. I'm not going
Speaker 4: to right checking out his wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And were you too embarrassed to ask for a glass
Speaker 6: of iced tea?
Speaker 1: You just took what he gave me?
Speaker 4: No, Well, I mean, I'm sure he's heard enough ice
Speaker 4: tea jokes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you sure?
Speaker 3: But lately though, do you think?
Speaker 4: Yeah? But it was surreal just to have that like
Speaker 4: it was. I did instagram a screen grab. That's the
Speaker 4: worst Instagram the screen grab of my I cow where
Speaker 4: I had record Iced Teas podcast.
Speaker 1: That's pretty yeah.
Speaker 5: I in my heart, I was hoping he was just
Speaker 5: a fan of like, yeah, I stand up to me.
Speaker 4: But I think he sort of, yeah, he records. It's
Speaker 4: weird because he records his podcast, like the guy in
Speaker 4: l A is sort of running it while and it's
Speaker 4: like we're in New Jersey and it's being like sort
Speaker 4: of like what is that sort of like through other
Speaker 4: lots somehow it's being recorded in LA but it just
Speaker 4: seems so complicated for a podcast. But it was fun.
Speaker 3: What are you doing here? Why? Why have you landed
Speaker 3: in Los Angeles?
Speaker 4: Well? I just came back from Hawaii where I did
Speaker 4: two shows.
Speaker 1: Where did you do them?
Speaker 4: I did them in Honolulu and uh and Maui a
Speaker 4: little town called Paya in Uhaya, I think it's called
Speaker 4: actually have you Yeah? And uh So I did that
Speaker 4: and it was fun and uh it's my first trip
Speaker 4: to Hawaii? Was it really Yeah, I'd never been.
Speaker 1: Did you love that? Like the way it all smells
Speaker 1: in the air, and well it.
Speaker 4: Is, Uh, it is just a lot of it is
Speaker 4: like I've never seen, you know, I have never seen
Speaker 4: water look like that before. And there are all sorts
Speaker 4: of crazy ship. But you're as jet lagged at tires.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did you have downtime? Were you there a few days
Speaker 3: where you could down?
Speaker 4: You mean just just on stage?
Speaker 1: You didn't?
Speaker 4: You didn't?
Speaker 3: You did?
Speaker 1: Did you get down on yourself? Did you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Were you ever down on yourself?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Doing comedy?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: You know, flop around in the ocean a little?
Speaker 7: I had?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did, I was. I did minimal beach beaching.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I got a pedicure in Honolulu, which is.
Speaker 3: What you know.
Speaker 4: There's a lot, really sweet, a lot of pressure to
Speaker 4: do everything, and that ends up being countered into a vacation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry if my idea of enjoying Hawaii is
Speaker 5: staying in the hotel room.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. If I have a view of a volcano
Speaker 4: and I am refreshing my Facebook fan page, that's how
Speaker 4: you relax, that'shim. I like doing that. But when you're
Speaker 4: going to a chain restaurant.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now you're taking the freeway. That's interesting because I didn't
Speaker 4: think anyone take it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if you if you know how to get placed,
Speaker 3: This is that true? Oh yeah, I freeway, take.
Speaker 1: It for a little while, and then I'm going to
Speaker 1: get back off.
Speaker 4: I'm freeway all not the locien time.
Speaker 3: No, no, too much stopping.
Speaker 5: Even if the freeway is congested, you're never really at
Speaker 5: a full stop.
Speaker 4: But this highway seems like it's moving, So that's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Maybe I'm it's because I have a history of cars
Speaker 5: that if I ever stopped them, they would quit running.
Speaker 4: What do you think my ETA and my hotel is?
Speaker 3: I would say ten ten thirty seriously, Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we can get you at ten thirty.
Speaker 4: It's going to be that long.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but there's a big city. Maybe ten twenty five.
Speaker 4: I would take another forty five minutes.
Speaker 3: Oh right now. Oh I was looking at Karen's.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Fuck, let's see here.
Speaker 4: It's nine forty three.
Speaker 3: Do you have a date waiting for you at the hotel?
Speaker 4: I am meeting someone.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, it is a nine point I bet we'll
Speaker 5: have you there by ten ten how about that.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you just lopped off quite a chunk of time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: maybe you're just trying to placate me and you feel like.
Speaker 1: Trying to placate you into good podcasting.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, you guys can edit this shit out right.
Speaker 3: Oh we we have.
Speaker 4: Are you like me? You like I don't edit any Yeah, yeah, we.
Speaker 3: Don't if we could if we were willing.
Speaker 4: But as in, have you been in Hawaii?
Speaker 5: Well, I know Karen has but when I was there, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's uh there's a line from a punch Drunk Glove
Speaker 5: where he goes, uh, wow, it really looks like Hawaii here,
Speaker 5: And that's what I felt like when I was in Hawaii.
Speaker 5: It just looks so Hawaii.
Speaker 4: Like I did wonder whether if you live there, whether
Speaker 4: all that gets really old quickly?
Speaker 3: I think it was I stay.
Speaker 6: I have stayed there for like two weeks in a row,
Speaker 6: and by the end of the second week I was
Speaker 6: totally ready to come back. But I think it's like,
Speaker 6: it's just certain for personality types like if you are
Speaker 6: super into chilling all the time, right, and that's the
Speaker 6: perfect place for you to live.
Speaker 5: If you're someone that's running away from a problem, but
Speaker 5: you're not afraid to wear flip flops all.
Speaker 3: Day and listen to Sublime.
Speaker 1: That's your spot.
Speaker 5: You should live in Hawaii if you don't like current news,
Speaker 5: if you like bartending and having sex with the other bartenders.
Speaker 4: He slow Internet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you really like what you dsl speed, then
Speaker 5: you should live in Hawaii.
Speaker 3: But it's beautiful there.
Speaker 4: It is quite beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Did you see the sorry but the that's Mars and Neptune.
Speaker 6: I believe that making that line isn't that cool?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 4: I believe I saw that when I was ten thousand
Speaker 4: feet above sea level.
Speaker 1: Did you did you rent a hotel on the top
Speaker 1: of a volcano?
Speaker 4: No, there are no hotels on top. Oh I thought
Speaker 4: I had a nice beachfront hotel, like a little private
Speaker 4: hit kind of place.
Speaker 1: Well, did you get laid Hawaiian style? That's a private question.
Speaker 4: I got two lads. If you want to make laid.
Speaker 6: Joke, I do want to make leJOS like we're all
Speaker 6: above that, like it's but it's the seventies again.
Speaker 5: If I I would have said, don't you mean iced tea?
Speaker 5: I would have said that, and then when he sneered
Speaker 5: at that joke, I would have looked at his wife
Speaker 5: and said, you know what, maybe I'll just have some
Speaker 5: hot cocoa.
Speaker 3: I would have doubled it.
Speaker 4: And then you would have been like, here's the bus
Speaker 4: stope you later.
Speaker 5: After getting butted in the back of the head with
Speaker 5: a gun handle.
Speaker 1: Now, did you play out there from New York?
Speaker 4: I flew there from New York, not stopped the Honolulu.
Speaker 1: That's a long staceh get.
Speaker 4: Some miles to bump it up. Yeah, of course, cash
Speaker 4: bash at miles, glad I did that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's important to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's how long a sight.
Speaker 4: Is that it's about pushing eleven hours.
Speaker 3: No, thank you, not me.
Speaker 4: It's pretty brutal.
Speaker 5: Interesting thing about Hawaii. No snakes, not a single species
Speaker 5: of snake on any of the islands.
Speaker 6: But they do have terrible spiders a large upsetting jump.
Speaker 3: Wait, did you say there's no snakes and there's no
Speaker 3: snakes in noise?
Speaker 4: I don't believe that it's gotta be bull I didn't
Speaker 4: believe that it's gotta be. There are no spid legend bullshit.
Speaker 3: They don't they really monitor whether or not snakes.
Speaker 4: Oh I did see was there was a place where
Speaker 4: there's like turtles come ashore. Yeah, and they rope them off.
Speaker 4: They put a little barrier.
Speaker 1: Around them so you can't touch them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's just one little, well big turtles sitting there.
Speaker 4: Then there was a monk seal, which I saw.
Speaker 3: What's that just a solemn?
Speaker 4: I think it's a seal. I think it's called a
Speaker 4: bunk seal, but it's a seal that's I think only
Speaker 4: indigenous to only available in Hawaii. And they had a
Speaker 4: little rope around that. It was like somebody, I mean,
Speaker 4: I just thought it was really sweet. Did they take
Speaker 4: care of their animals?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't let creepy tourists like they're out in
Speaker 5: the water, but someone swims out there and puts a
Speaker 5: rope around them.
Speaker 4: Was like a little piece of tape. It's not it's
Speaker 4: like a police tape.
Speaker 3: Are you sure that they weren't dead? And that's where
Speaker 3: chop outlines what if.
Speaker 1: That turtle was murdered.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a rope in the exact body position that.
Speaker 4: Would be I would be really sad.
Speaker 5: The only thing where some witnessing a human murder is
Speaker 5: a turtle murder.
Speaker 3: Turtle murders so sad because they happened so slowly.
Speaker 1: And they thought they were safe with the shell.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, no one as a turtle. Yeah, you
Speaker 5: still got soft spots coming out.
Speaker 6: I saw a turtle swimming near us when we swam
Speaker 6: in the ocean one time.
Speaker 1: Did that ever happen to us?
Speaker 4: Swim a turtle swim near me?
Speaker 6: Pot is literally checking him.
Speaker 1: You're basically using his podcast to get a free ride.
Speaker 4: And fuck you, totally focused on you.
Speaker 1: Listening isn't the key?
Speaker 4: Talking is the key? Well, no, I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 4: swim in the ocean. The whole time I was there.
Speaker 4: I got my feet wet, literally just got my feet wet,
Speaker 4: and then, uh, I'm kind.
Speaker 3: Of scared of the ocean.
Speaker 5: The time I went there, I was hanging out with
Speaker 5: I don't like to name drop celebrities.
Speaker 3: But Chewye, the sidekick from Chelsea Lately. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I spent all week with him and he had never
Speaker 5: It was just a coincidence. I don't know how he
Speaker 5: ended up there with the same people I was with,
Speaker 5: But he had never swim, even in a swimming pool. Oh,
Speaker 5: and we went on this boat and he was nervous
Speaker 5: on the boat. Then they had some floaty things, so
Speaker 5: he could like kick and there's a window in it.
Speaker 5: And I talked him into getting on that and I
Speaker 5: guided him around and he was yelping with joy because he.
Speaker 4: Was though he was helping restaurants that.
Speaker 3: Karen, you're back.
Speaker 4: Either hoping for me in Iowa City? Uh? Three dates
Speaker 4: in the Midwest?
Speaker 3: Would you say, yeah, I'll do.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, terrible money. You'd probably lose money.
Speaker 3: Oh well, well, maybe we'll talk digits later.
Speaker 4: Maybe I should be on record as offering you a
Speaker 4: deal where you'll lose money. Yeah, it's a thing like
Speaker 4: a champion of comics rights, for the.
Speaker 3: For the love of the art. I mean I've been.
Speaker 4: Oh it's not I wouldn't be that. It's not that
Speaker 4: kind of thing. It's just practicality.
Speaker 3: So okay, because I will.
Speaker 4: I'd rather go with someone I know it's sort of fun.
Speaker 3: Well, we got Missoula coming up.
Speaker 4: No, we do have.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, Karen, I'm not one.
Speaker 4: All that I think it'd be. I think I could
Speaker 4: do four or five days with either of you. Be
Speaker 4: pretty I don't think there'd be arguments. You like, hey,
Speaker 4: you want to hear sure? That's fine? Yeah, that would
Speaker 4: be you make sure that's fine, as I called the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's your The headliner picks the restaurants every night.
Speaker 4: Headliner picks restaurants.
Speaker 1: Headliner picks it.
Speaker 5: And you and I in September are going to be
Speaker 5: in Missoula, Montagna, my hometown.
Speaker 3: That'll be great. My dad says, Hi, I talked to
Speaker 3: my dad today. Yeah, he said, tell Todd.
Speaker 4: I said hi, because you guys, I did meet him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I remember you a bit of an argument
Speaker 3: in this highway.
Speaker 5: Yeah, see highways where it's at all those people. Oh god,
Speaker 5: But anyway, it's rough. But we are what what what
Speaker 5: venue are we doing in Missoula?
Speaker 4: Up stage one twelve?
Speaker 3: Never heard of it.
Speaker 4: I think it might be like a real theatery. It
Speaker 4: might be a new Oh no, I think it's a
Speaker 4: fifteen thousand sea yea.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna have a T shirt? Canadon.
Speaker 3: I think that used to be the Crystal Theater. I've
Speaker 3: done shows there. It's going to be great. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're gonna have a blast.
Speaker 5: Nice people and ever since the last time you were there,
Speaker 5: in general, I think that town has become quite comedy savvy. Really,
Speaker 5: I was pretty like take and I did a show
Speaker 5: there and they people went to see Tig and they
Speaker 5: knew who she was and they were yelling out her
Speaker 5: jokes and stuff.
Speaker 4: So I was like, that's good.
Speaker 5: Well, I was request well, you know, they didn't know
Speaker 5: how to act, but they had they had definitely watched
Speaker 5: comedy since the last time you were there.
Speaker 4: It's funny. There are cities where that's really the best
Speaker 4: way to describe the audits, that they just don't know
Speaker 4: how to act.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even if they're enjoying themselves.
Speaker 6: Well, for so long, comedy was like the comedy club
Speaker 6: kind of lord people into thinking you were just supposed
Speaker 6: to go and.
Speaker 1: Get drunk and then like and like go a little crazy.
Speaker 5: Well, comedy clubs, that's all they're they're into the business
Speaker 5: of drink sales.
Speaker 3: They bring it on themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I prefer the La model of charging and keeping all
Speaker 4: the money, not sharing any of it.
Speaker 5: That's how you know they're gonna act correct, because no
Speaker 5: one can drink affordably. There was a I did a
Speaker 5: club in Calgary and they at the end of the week,
Speaker 5: the guy said, Wow, people don't drink during your comedy.
Speaker 4: I've had people say that when I've done rock venues,
Speaker 4: what timing. But he wasn't mad. He just sort of whistles.
Speaker 4: He had a smile. Yeah, they're just listening to you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: hypnotic man. Yeah, sorry, you don't want to miss a
Speaker 4: word of this ship.
Speaker 5: Is a sign of a better comic if they aren't drinking.
Speaker 5: So like, I better slow down. This guy's full of words.
Speaker 1: I got to track this ship.
Speaker 5: The guy before me had a keyboard and ended with
Speaker 5: a Zema T shirt and his whole act was about
Speaker 5: a shot glass and referencing Zema, and he he made
Speaker 5: a lot of drink sales and he said, do you
Speaker 5: people just don't I'm like, do you think they're not thirsting?
Speaker 4: Or also, I didn't know that it was my job
Speaker 4: to sell your drinks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, I'll do.
Speaker 5: I'll do more more jokes about out sand in a canteen,
Speaker 5: or it's the things that will spark people's thirst. Here's
Speaker 5: this next ten minutes is about dry throats.
Speaker 3: That's that'd be the way to do.
Speaker 4: What club in Calgary was on.
Speaker 5: It was called the Comedy Cave and I was supposed
Speaker 5: to be back a couple of weeks ago, and luckily
Speaker 5: I got a commercial and I had really and so, uh,
Speaker 5: it was good timing. But I called the guy just
Speaker 5: to work something out because I couldn't make the weekend.
Speaker 5: I just couldn't do the Tuesday through Sunday commitment.
Speaker 4: What could you do?
Speaker 3: I could have done Friday and Saturday, which is normal.
Speaker 4: You're not a weekend now, weekday weekend now, Karen.
Speaker 3: So they yelled at me, right yeah, he started yelling
Speaker 3: at me, and I'm like, well, you made this easy.
Speaker 3: I just I'm not coming.
Speaker 4: So let me hear like what what? Did he yell?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: How?
Speaker 4: What? How much notice did you get?
Speaker 5: I just yeah, it was about a week and a
Speaker 5: half noticed. And uh but right when I heard I
Speaker 5: got I booked this thing. I said, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: What maybe I can He's like, what am I supposed
Speaker 5: to do?
Speaker 3: He just started yelling, and I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, oh, does this never happen where a comedian gets
Speaker 5: an acting job and can't come because they're making way
Speaker 5: better money doing a thing. I'm sorry, but I He's like, no,
Speaker 5: it never happens. And I'm like, well, maybe you don't
Speaker 5: get comedians that get work like I'd start getting.
Speaker 3: I got upset.
Speaker 4: Do you have a book? I guess you don't have
Speaker 4: a booking agent.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't. If you could share yours with me,
Speaker 3: that'd be terrific.
Speaker 4: Because that's what that's what their job is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I've never had a booking agent. We're
Speaker 3: revealing how blow I am on.
Speaker 4: The comedy to I don't Iowa City.
Speaker 5: I'm just of you if it's a way to get
Speaker 5: to know your booking agent and get to know you
Speaker 5: a little better.
Speaker 4: I'm in what was it? What's the commercial for?
Speaker 5: It's for a speaker, an out unbreakable outdoor Wi Fi
Speaker 5: speaker that called the Ultimate Years.
Speaker 4: Are they going to give you one?
Speaker 3: That's what I've That's what I wanted one. And then
Speaker 3: the guy said, oh, they'll give you one for sure.
Speaker 5: And so I didn't embarrass myself by but I haven't
Speaker 5: received one yet.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe you got to do the commercial and then
Speaker 4: you ask for one.
Speaker 3: I did. Yeah I didn't. There's four little commercials. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I got covered in leeches, I got bit by aunts.
Speaker 5: I had to.
Speaker 4: Find out how much you got paid for this?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's it's uh.
Speaker 4: It's what's the proper etiquette?
Speaker 1: As far as I guess, not asking.
Speaker 4: I got.
Speaker 3: I stand to not get anymore that it was a
Speaker 3: few thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Oh, you didn't have to tell me it was.
Speaker 3: It's under ten.
Speaker 1: Thousand dollars but above seven.
Speaker 3: But the I R S there's a lean on my
Speaker 3: wage that they took.
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not. I don't know. I mean, there's a
Speaker 3: lot of ways I'm failing as an adult.
Speaker 4: I guess it's not the time to bring up my
Speaker 4: eight oh three credit score numbers. That's almost off the charts.
Speaker 3: Are you good with numbers? You pay attention to that stuff.
Speaker 4: I just pay my bills, right, here's things that I do.
Speaker 4: I pay my bills, right, I generally, for the most part,
Speaker 4: write people back.
Speaker 5: And I don't have bad credit. Let's not jump that.
Speaker 5: I just there's something, there's just a lean.
Speaker 4: You have that kind of good credit where there's a
Speaker 4: lean against you.
Speaker 6: Well, California is broke and the I R S means business, Yeah,
Speaker 6: California is yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are cracking down on a lot of people.
Speaker 3: We're also waterdrow financially.
Speaker 1: You heard about the water right, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Okay to shower, though, don't don't come.
Speaker 4: Here and stick it up.
Speaker 1: Don't touch yourself and Linger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: Do you have to let it?
Speaker 8: Linger?
Speaker 3: Oh? I got you. I thought you're telling him he
Speaker 3: can't masturbate him.
Speaker 1: Well, because it makes your showers.
Speaker 3: Right right right? I got you.
Speaker 5: Just go in, go out, get in there, put its
Speaker 5: soap on, rich yourself off.
Speaker 3: But don't don't use it as a time to reflect.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3: Don't have one of these meditations.
Speaker 4: What about these rich people who have like these double
Speaker 4: triple rainforests simulated?
Speaker 3: Oh, they're part of the problem.
Speaker 1: Or we maybe make friends with some of them and
Speaker 1: get in there. Does that help?
Speaker 4: No? But are they are they like shutting off one
Speaker 4: of their five shower heads too.
Speaker 3: I think most people aren't doing shit.
Speaker 1: I feel like if anyone's doing shit, it's not going
Speaker 1: to be rich people, that's for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Although I did hear that the grass at the Masters
Speaker 6: this year is all brown, which I think is great.
Speaker 3: Oh that is surprising. Yeah, not the not the greens though.
Speaker 4: But pants are brown.
Speaker 3: That's weird. What a weird coincidence?
Speaker 1: That and more in Iowa City, Iowa.
Speaker 4: I will do those, will you really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'll do them, But you win because I don't know
Speaker 4: if I can afford, like I can afford to pay
Speaker 4: you and afford to pay for a rental car.
Speaker 3: I won't know about what if they are willing to
Speaker 3: fork over money?
Speaker 4: Are you know these are music menus, So.
Speaker 5: You're slowly revealing that it will be for no money.
Speaker 4: Well, I think I opened with that hiding. I wasn't hiding.
Speaker 4: I said it's ship money, and it might.
Speaker 3: You might even if I end up in the area,
Speaker 3: I'll show up and do a guest.
Speaker 6: Let me look at a cost to fly there at
Speaker 6: the Yeah, run, some numbers would be fun.
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 5: I've been I've kind of uh been staying in town
Speaker 5: for these commercials because I've been booking some commercial.
Speaker 4: You know you can't do. You could do the run
Speaker 4: with me whatever else I do with Bassoula.
Speaker 3: Oh, that'd be fun.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be Basula, Paris, Paris, Taxis, and then Lisbon, Lisbon,
Speaker 4: Wisconsin up the resort. They're a private fish thriller.
Speaker 1: But Munich, Wyoming, but you have that one gig. Oh,
Speaker 1: I love Munich, Wyoming is amazing.
Speaker 4: Have you ever done a show in Wyoming?
Speaker 3: Is there a place you know?
Speaker 4: I haven't because that's like that's not my I hate
Speaker 4: to say bucket list, but it's on my list of
Speaker 4: states I haven't done. Oh, you're like, do you have
Speaker 4: a map? I don't have a man, I know, No,
Speaker 4: I don't have a map.
Speaker 6: I remember when I E code when I very first
Speaker 6: started stand up. Uh, there was a comic and now
Speaker 6: I can't remember his name or his face really, but
Speaker 6: I just remember other comics.
Speaker 1: In terms of talking about him.
Speaker 6: Because he had a map of the United States and
Speaker 6: he had put pins in everywhere he had on the map.
Speaker 6: The code was LP, which meant laid pipe. So he
Speaker 6: literally had a map in his room.
Speaker 3: Sounds like arch Barker with No, it.
Speaker 6: Was not arch Barker pipe with U literally map it
Speaker 6: with pins.
Speaker 3: Wow? Oh for land pipe.
Speaker 5: He's doing comedy for the wrong reasons. That's like getting
Speaker 5: into it to get famous.
Speaker 4: So what so he has a map with every place
Speaker 4: he's taking a ship.
Speaker 6: That's what I thought when they were first talking about it.
Speaker 6: I was like, that's just there's something wrong with him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what if you're the guy that doesn't know what
Speaker 3: land pipe means.
Speaker 4: And you think I was just that guy?
Speaker 3: What if you were the guy that that Todd just was,
Speaker 3: But in real life, I.
Speaker 4: Was explaining the maps these cities are and you'll see Lp.
Speaker 4: That's after laying the pipe. That's a city where I
Speaker 4: was able to lay pipe.
Speaker 1: That's where.
Speaker 4: That's weird that he doesn't have the names of the women.
Speaker 4: He has the city.
Speaker 6: The city more of a general feel of like, look
Speaker 6: at how I'm taking over America.
Speaker 4: No wonder that Milwaukee, whatever your name was, You just
Speaker 4: remember laying pipe. Wow, we're almost there.
Speaker 3: You're just a red pin. Yeah, I don't. I would
Speaker 3: never monitor that. That was.
Speaker 5: That was guys that were starting to go off the
Speaker 5: deep end in college. That were they were tallying women
Speaker 5: they've been with. And I thought that was an unhealthy
Speaker 5: thing today, And I.
Speaker 4: Was, right, what if you're o CD, you do it
Speaker 4: for that, right, It's the.
Speaker 3: Same reason you line up napkins at the edge of
Speaker 3: the table.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 3: I can accept that, except I have to keep track
Speaker 3: of him.
Speaker 4: Except you're at office deco by push pins, push pins.
Speaker 1: I could write up where are the pink push pins?
Speaker 5: Because I'm also gonna need three or four baby blue ones.
Speaker 5: Please don't ask any questions. Cedric Gervase, Oh, we've talked
Speaker 5: about these these are DJs Yep and.
Speaker 3: Reins in Vegas. Yes, it took me a while to
Speaker 3: figure it out. We'll just be a dude with a
Speaker 3: pencil thin.
Speaker 4: Mussa like jaw eer. It gets on a plane with
Speaker 4: a laptop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, ghost goes to the lux or.
Speaker 1: Cedric's one of those men.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they always have Yeah, they don't have like
Speaker 5: DJ scribbles or names like I.
Speaker 4: Thought it might be a double bill entertainers.
Speaker 5: It was him got to be the first person, which
Speaker 5: between Cedric the entertainer and Ricky Jarvas.
Speaker 3: His name is Cedric Jarvas.
Speaker 4: Let's uh, let's talk about Ricky. How's l a been done? What?
Speaker 4: What's the latest here?
Speaker 1: Since you've been We've missed you so much.
Speaker 3: I haven't done at midnight yet? Although serious this time
Speaker 3: you did it. You obviously mentioned it. I think the
Speaker 3: guy called.
Speaker 4: Me the next day that you haven't done it?
Speaker 3: Can you do the first?
Speaker 5: And I said you bet, and then he said, oh,
Speaker 5: never mind, false alarm.
Speaker 4: Well i'll mention your name again on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Are you doing it Wednesday?
Speaker 4: I knew it, Yeah, I almost didn't. I just was like,
Speaker 4: I guess I feel like, oh, I should do it
Speaker 4: every time I'm in town because it does fund the
Speaker 4: part of the trip, of course, but it also I
Speaker 4: don't know, it's like, oh, now I got to go
Speaker 4: to work, do work.
Speaker 3: That'll be fun.
Speaker 4: Did they give you the lunch?
Speaker 3: Did they give you the hashtag topics? Yet?
Speaker 4: No, they give them to you kind of last I'm
Speaker 4: not allowed to tell you, but they give to you
Speaker 4: like last minute. And yeah, quite often it's you wish
Speaker 4: you had a little more time. Now.
Speaker 3: Do you ever use the jokes that the writers use?
Speaker 4: Almost never? Usually my goats, my point guy who I
Speaker 4: bounced it off of his blade to patch? Yeah, he's
Speaker 4: an old friend of mine. Yeah, so, but I don't
Speaker 4: want to. I'll have them like maybe something will be tweaked,
Speaker 4: but I just don't like, I don't want to like
Speaker 4: to just.
Speaker 3: Do ad people's jokes.
Speaker 5: Well you know what when I if if they have
Speaker 5: jokes that are better than mine, and I know they're better,
Speaker 5: I would do them.
Speaker 4: Well, there's the word for you.
Speaker 5: A hack before This is where you stayed last ye, yeah,
Speaker 5: look at this.
Speaker 1: He is a true creature of habit.
Speaker 3: You are a creature of habit. You like this place?
Speaker 4: Did you get enough? Uh? Did we get enough?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we I mean we were losing our minds
Speaker 5: at the actual airport.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a night. That was That was like
Speaker 4: over an hour before I left the airport.
Speaker 5: But yeah, this podcast will be completely an hour long,
Speaker 5: so it's actually perfect.
Speaker 3: Half hour there, a half hour back.
Speaker 4: Okay, nice. Oh then you guys talked.
Speaker 1: For half Yeah, we're going to talk about you for
Speaker 1: a half an hour.
Speaker 3: We're gon.
Speaker 4: We're never doing any right, right, you're.
Speaker 3: One of my afraid that's what everyone, that's what we want.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you guys did this.
Speaker 3: Maybe at my court.
Speaker 4: I love you guys, and I'll let you know about
Speaker 4: the Iowa City thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be great. Let's stay in touch and maybe
Speaker 5: i'll see around town. I'm doing a big Foot lodge tonight.
Speaker 3: If you want wine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just a show called Babe Island.
Speaker 3: There's no girls there though. It'll be fun though. Todd Berry,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 1: Todd Barry. We love you. Welcome to Los Angeles.
Speaker 5: Of course you've been listening. Do you need a right
Speaker 5: Thank you? Todd, talk to you soon.
Speaker 3: Well we should.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry we had the buzzing. The buzzing went away. Y.
Speaker 5: We never want to go to Lax ever again. And uh,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that I got upset earlier, but I think
Speaker 5: it ended up fine. And Karen, I always know that
Speaker 5: you and I no matter what happens during the podcast,
Speaker 5: we will remain.
Speaker 1: Friends always, yes, forever.
Speaker 3: I feel like nothing was damaged between us.
Speaker 1: No, not in the least.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: That was really frustrating and kind of insane.
Speaker 5: I don't want to go to Lax anymore. We might
Speaker 5: have to change our probably. I mean, we haven't been
Speaker 5: going there.
Speaker 3: For a reason.
Speaker 1: You know what it is.
Speaker 6: I swear to God though it's Sunday night, because I
Speaker 6: think of it, everyone travels on Sunday to get either
Speaker 6: to get back or to start.
Speaker 1: Their vacation, and nighttime.
Speaker 6: Of course, that's like we basically hit the most the
Speaker 6: most busy. It could possibly be the most busiest, the
Speaker 6: most busiest.
Speaker 3: Never again on a Sunday.
Speaker 6: Never never again is what they for the time before.
Speaker 3: Never again is well.
Speaker 6: I love Tod Berry because I am him as well.
Speaker 3: I got nervous.
Speaker 5: I thought, yeah, he if I had talked to him
Speaker 5: that way, if you would jump by you said fuck
Speaker 5: you to him.
Speaker 6: Well, I've known him for a really long time. But
Speaker 6: also uh, at one point I was like, God, it's
Speaker 6: I feel tired and it's so quiet, and you were
Speaker 6: trying to do something and I look back and he
Speaker 6: was just checking his phone.
Speaker 1: It was like, sorry, you got to pay the piper.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna get a free ride, you you.
Speaker 5: Well put yourself in his shoes for a minute. I mean,
Speaker 5: you get off a plane. You've been on a plane
Speaker 5: for hours and hours. That so why he needs to
Speaker 5: find out what he may be missed. There's there might
Speaker 5: be career ending news.
Speaker 1: That's true, except.
Speaker 5: And he had to get on his phone, so I
Speaker 5: understand why.
Speaker 4: I just know it's true.
Speaker 6: But you have to here's the thing, and maybe it's
Speaker 6: the thing we learned and you got to be better
Speaker 6: at faking it, right, But maybe I take that for
Speaker 6: granted because I'm good at multitask and faking things.
Speaker 3: Hey, that is what it is. I am not.
Speaker 5: If you saw me, I almost shut down emotionally when
Speaker 5: there was a buzz in the thing.
Speaker 3: I can't even I can't talk anymore. I get crippled
Speaker 3: by it.
Speaker 6: But that's also your panic, which I get the same
Speaker 6: kind of panic when it's the one thing we've we've
Speaker 6: made all this effort to go pick him up and
Speaker 6: to do all the ship and you drove to my
Speaker 6: house and.
Speaker 1: We're doing we're we We've made a.
Speaker 6: Day coordinating all these things and then to get to
Speaker 6: the right, to the brink of it and to have
Speaker 6: a buzzing start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like saying, well all that was for not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm glad it stopped. I'm gonna do some
Speaker 5: tests with this. I'm gonna do some more, you know,
Speaker 5: like they do in a factory. Put in in a
Speaker 5: in a computer chair, throw some beanbags.
Speaker 3: On it, do different tests that I run.
Speaker 5: Look it up, pour some water on it, see what
Speaker 5: it see what's going wrong with it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. But right now it sounds great, And
Speaker 3: I think this was a good episode and feel good
Speaker 3: about it. If you liked it or like other.
Speaker 5: Episodes, doesn't have to be this one good iTunes give
Speaker 5: us a good rating because apparently that helps us.
Speaker 1: I think this also, I think this episode was very real.
Speaker 6: Whereas normally like I'm in a great mood and yeah
Speaker 6: I'm being a great time and just laughing my ass off,
Speaker 6: this one was kind of like it was like work.
Speaker 5: I think people like it when they like in this episode,
Speaker 5: we both reveal ourselves to be highly flawed.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And if you're out there and you work at you know,
Speaker 5: Kreganado Parts or just Tires or Uber, and you want
Speaker 5: a sponsor, do you need ride? Well, God damn it,
Speaker 5: we are. My pockets are filled with lent, if you
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I agree, we need a sponsor. We also need
Speaker 6: someone who, uh can help us with the technical aspects
Speaker 6: of this podcast, because we're kind of like two children
Speaker 6: with a very advanced recording system.
Speaker 5: If we had someone, but then we'd have someone in
Speaker 5: the car tinkering around.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't just need.
Speaker 6: I just needed maybe whatever booking agent you get also
Speaker 6: with no technical, uh.
Speaker 3: Textile, I just need help, just need help.
Speaker 1: We both do.
Speaker 6: And you know what the good part about all of
Speaker 6: this is everybody does.
Speaker 3: Everybody.
Speaker 6: Everybody needs help, needs to figure out how to ask
Speaker 6: for help. Everybody needs to figure out how to not
Speaker 6: freak out because they need help.
Speaker 5: You're listening to Delilah and this Mariah Carey songs an
Speaker 5: old one but a good one, and it's going out
Speaker 5: to one girl.
Speaker 3: It feels lonely. Tonight and it's Christmas. I don't there
Speaker 3: we go?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're setting up for?
Speaker 3: It's something about male.
Speaker 1: Characters.
Speaker 5: Okay, just to go back to the cartoon characters having sex.
Speaker 5: It's the same as flirtatiously singing about fucking Santa Claus.
Speaker 3: That's what I don't buy. I agree, keep your dick
Speaker 3: out of my childhood memories.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there is that thing of like, I'm gonna use Santa,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna I'm gonna lure Santa in with my tits
Speaker 6: and then he's going to give me more presents. I've
Speaker 6: always felt had a real problem with that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how about not acting naughty the way you're supposed
Speaker 5: to be around them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. How about the sexuality of niceness?
Speaker 3: And I think exactly, let's let's end with that.
Speaker 5: Let's be let's let's think about how sexy it is
Speaker 5: to be nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, how really alluring and sexy niceness is.
Speaker 3: You don't have to be sexy and dirty to be nice.
Speaker 1: But you don't have to take you and you don't
Speaker 1: have to be rich to be my girl.
Speaker 5: And you don't you don't bring me flowers anymore.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you. You came in for the kill saved us.
Speaker 3: My mom list that.
Speaker 1: You're getting booked in Iowa.
Speaker 5: My mom and love that song. She'd listen to it
Speaker 5: in a robe with earphones. The earphones were not plugged in.
Speaker 5: It was blaring through the whole house. You don't bring
Speaker 5: me flowers anymore. I don't think my dad didn't know
Speaker 5: who that song was for. There wasn't a flower shop
Speaker 5: near our house. Okay, we're gonna end this podcast. I've
Speaker 5: been Chris Aryank since I've been Garret. You've been listening
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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you clay give us time
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Speaker 1: We want to send.
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