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Speaker 1: I leave, then I you wanna way back home? Either way,

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim.

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Speaker 3: Give us time and a turning on and gay.

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need ride?

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Speaker 3: Right with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 3: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks, Gia.

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Speaker 5: We're heading towards lax the airport in Los Angeles on

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Speaker 5: the four or five Freeway going south.

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Speaker 6: It's a gorgeous We were on the Skirball Grade for

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Speaker 1: Now we're on the I would say the downside of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh.

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Speaker 5: You know, when you're mid Scurball grade you start to

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Speaker 5: worry about the integrity of your brake pads. This is

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Speaker 5: where I always think, when's the last time have I

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Speaker 5: taken in my Honda.

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Speaker 1: To really test out those break pounds?

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Speaker 5: Well they wear out pretty quickly, yes, and you never know.

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Speaker 5: I have a horrible I mean, what.

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Speaker 6: Well, I am always preparing for that or any emergency

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Speaker 6: I'm going to change over into that lane.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start slowly working the emergency.

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Speaker 6: Brake as I glide the car along this metal railing

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Speaker 6: here and slide us to a sparky stuff.

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Speaker 5: Well, during that whole time, will you have your right

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like a motherlyace seat belt.

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Speaker 6: All of my mothering instincts are going to kick in

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Speaker 6: and save your goddamn line.

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, I feel better now. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Would you talk about this stuff when you have these fears,

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Speaker 6: and I'll let you know all the things I'm planning.

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Speaker 5: My brakes are ready to shit the bed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, as they say, they're about to be tits up

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Speaker 3: any day. Well, you should get I can hear them grinding.

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Speaker 5: The last couple of times I went in, they said

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Speaker 5: did they say? Breaks are fine? It's like, excuse me, really,

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Speaker 5: because I can hear them grinding, and he's like, no,

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Speaker 3: And since he said that, yeah, I feel like my

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Speaker 6: It is definitely. Most mechanical stuff is psychological. It's just

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Speaker 6: and then to fix it will cost you eight hundred dollars,

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Speaker 6: And there's it's the worst.

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Speaker 6: Oil change, which is forty dollars, you come out minus

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, because they did all these things.

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Speaker 5: They did all these fluid things, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 5: did replace my own air conditioning filter, oh nice, which

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Speaker 5: to Kragan bought that Craagan of course, sponsor do you

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Speaker 1: Or should be Craigan Auto Parts.

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Speaker 3: We Okay. I listened to Iced Tea's podcast today.

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Speaker 5: Oh, they had our guest today, Todd Perry Nice on it.

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Speaker 5: It was about a year ago and he had it

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Speaker 5: was like divide it into twelve stegments, ten minutes of

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Speaker 5: he's describing the templates and web design like it's a

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 5: And then it's back to being a gangster. And it's

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Speaker 3: To listen to.

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Speaker 3: I do not know. I just found it on iTunes

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Speaker 1: Hilarious.

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Speaker 5: Has his friend on there, who's his real life friend

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like he's through with every point he makes. And

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Speaker 6: I feel like I'm the hype man of this. I

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Speaker 6: was just telling you that that on our last episode

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Speaker 1: I think I'm a natural hype man.

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Speaker 3: I feel I don't know that I noticed I do that.

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Speaker 5: But if I listen to our podcast, which I haven't yet,

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Speaker 3: I don't like the sound of my own muppet voice,

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Speaker 3: but I do know, I do know I do chime in.

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Speaker 3: Did you just go a C.

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Speaker 3: I said, I see, ah, yes, well I did you

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Speaker 3: Well, it's I believe in Japanese S means a CS.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Yes see, we're learning, Yes, says I.

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Speaker 7: He have that on his podcast for Dummies.

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Speaker 1: Tat by Dummies.

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Speaker 5: But I would like to think that iced Tea is

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Speaker 5: I've only listened to one episode, but it had two

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Speaker 5: people I know on it, and it was like World's colliding. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and he was talking about the next body Count album.

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Speaker 3: And wow, Yeah, it was just he's great. I just

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Speaker 5: I think we talked about iced Ty at Nausea and

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Speaker 1: That's right. I was gonna say, I think that white

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Speaker 3: Love him, right, Maybe it's those guys reaching out.

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Speaker 3: Podcast because he got to go to his house.

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Speaker 5: Can you imagine there's fountains, things plated in gold. I

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Speaker 3: I'm sure there's guns just later around.

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Speaker 5: They make me nervous, but in a house setting, they're

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Speaker 6: Yeah, especially when they're up above the dining room table

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Speaker 6: and crossed over yes yes, which is like yeha welcome style.

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Speaker 5: Really that or a horseshoe or an old Paris keys.

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Speaker 3: It really makes a house a home.

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Speaker 6: Whatever you can throw up on that wall like you are,

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Speaker 6: like your chili's on the wall.

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Speaker 5: A license plate from an old car, a signed headshot

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Speaker 1: Lasorda, a honeydew list. Just a boomerang, just one lonely boomerang.

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Speaker 5: I always when I'm in an outback steakhouse, I have

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Speaker 1: And hit you in the forehead and knock you out.

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Speaker 3: No, I just catch it and mix my soup with it. Oh,

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Speaker 3: it would be better if it hit me in the head.

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Speaker 1: Do they have good soup? It out backstick casts?

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Speaker 5: Nothing there is good. It's a very surprising restaurant. It's

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Speaker 1: Like covered everything is covered in grease.

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Speaker 3: It's just like Chili's, but very expensive.

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Speaker 3: But as you know, I'm off the old.

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Speaker 6: Well, you can sometimes have you could have endless salad

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Speaker 6: Although some of us have like a yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 6: I was trying to write a tweet about my dad

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Speaker 6: There's like those kind of presentational things people do on

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Speaker 3: No, I do. When someone puts up a Father's Day photo,

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Speaker 6: I mean, everybody has to deal with loss, loss, and

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Speaker 1: I had a great Father's Day and grant.

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Speaker 6: I have a great father, as do I, and I

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Speaker 5: I was a bit by scorpion and then later dismissed

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Speaker 5: I hear I hear stories about other short actors insisting

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Speaker 3: What do you expect me to have apple boxes on

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Speaker 5: You're going to tell that I'm walking like a robot

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Speaker 3: That's the thing. I believe. Yes, I believe that, Yes,

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Speaker 5: Indeed, Oh god, that plane is smoking as if it

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Speaker 3: There was a kangaroo.

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Speaker 3: That it is? I do believe we saw. Oh there's an.

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Speaker 5: It's just a wing smoking. But that's maybe the worst

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Speaker 6: But you know what, Oh my god, I'm so excited

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Speaker 1: It's gonna land. Fine, yeah it will because it's landing.

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Speaker 3: We've seen flight.

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Speaker 5: Even if the guy's drunk, he's gonna put those wheels

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Speaker 6: And if they're coming from Australia, chances are they thrown some.

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Speaker 3: Shrimp on the bar, thrown back a couple of boom rings.

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Speaker 1: If you know what I mean, If you I wish

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean by shrimp? You meant

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Speaker 4: I mean drinks.

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Speaker 3: We know what each other talking and cold. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to do that.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure they threw a couple of whiskeys on the

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Speaker 6: A couple boomerangs down the old gullet, exactly.

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Speaker 3: Right, the liquid kind of boomerang that you swallow.

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Speaker 1: I want to see that plane on fire. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: I know we've we've been trained to think it's normal

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Speaker 3: You not with you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm afraid that it's here. We got we got

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Speaker 5: But it's uh yeah, I've been watching normal things, and

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Speaker 1: I just think that Facebook at the end of the day.

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Speaker 4: M hmm.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot like uh Penny Saver.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, left, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: Right is right?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: I will never not say the opposite when it comes

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Speaker 3: I just say the opposite thing.

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Speaker 5: A lot of people can't read, or they switch word

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Speaker 3: I do it left and right.

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Speaker 7: We're gonna have to Yeah, I see, So that's all

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Speaker 5: This is a This is a high stakes episode, mainly

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Speaker 1: Should we go to the Starbucks?

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Speaker 3: I mean i'd have to pause.

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Speaker 5: I mean, we are about to pick up our guest,

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Speaker 5: and I'm sure he's ready to get picked up?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure?

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Speaker 5: I'm not exactly sure, but I'm gonna look at my

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Speaker 3: It's time to pick up Todd.

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Speaker 1: That's what your phone said.

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, it's just directly from United Airlines. Let's see here,

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Speaker 5: I have I have his flying information, okay, and it says, oh,

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Speaker 5: they're running a little late, eight thirty nine estimated arrival.

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Speaker 3: That's a nine minute delay. I might have time.

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Speaker 5: To enter one of these restaurants to have a little

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Speaker 3: Assex question, I'm sorry, that's a joke. I rot in

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Speaker 1: I missed that band, me.

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Speaker 5: Too, a real one, and Boss Honk he'd come to town

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Speaker 5: and Jawbreaker.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's talk about Drawbreakers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was really happy to see you with Jawbreaker

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Speaker 3: on vinyl.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and you know.

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Speaker 1: The guy and I know Adam the drummer.

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Speaker 5: And there's a show that you and I have both

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Speaker 5: done in San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: At the Sinica sin Cave.

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Speaker 3: Ye cynic Okay, I just got it. Yes, and he

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Speaker 3: owns that video store. That's right, the guy from Jawbreaker.

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Speaker 1: Fucking kidding me.

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Speaker 5: Dude, We're gonna let him have it. Oh, I wish

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Speaker 5: we had my baton.

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Speaker 1: I can't see him. If people don't let you merge,

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Speaker 1: it is so rude.

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Speaker 3: I'm yeah. Is this all right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I've had stomach pain all day. I don't mean to

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Speaker 5: be graphic. This is correct. Anything that has a roof

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Speaker 5: And I think I'll be more on point and funny once.

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Speaker 1: I sure just get.

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Speaker 3: This toxicity out of me.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what's happened, but will you in I

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Speaker 5: will I won't run with a lot of jostling.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna okay, we'll be right back. Maybe I'll put

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Speaker 3: some music right here.

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Speaker 1: Oh here, I can, I can put music.

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Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, bathroom break. Really gotta go, but okay,

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Speaker 5: That was a horrifying war zone of a bathroom by

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Speaker 5: The first few were spent doing janitorial, just basic.

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Speaker 1: Services, some light services with lifesole you brought from home.

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Speaker 3: It had been neglected. I had to get rid of

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Speaker 3: some of the seat graffiti.

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Speaker 1: That's my favorite gang graffiti.

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Speaker 5: Is Yeah, it's for you to have to claim that, yeah,

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Speaker 5: this is the exit.

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Speaker 3: Cool, he's not he doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't

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Speaker 3: fucking care. Oh they're Oh they're in cahoots idiots.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they are the worst idiot relatives.

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Speaker 3: Yeah they are related expositions. I'm about to read it.

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Speaker 6: Did anyone else's family ever buy just because there's two

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Speaker 6: matching cars. That just reminded me that my aunt and

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Speaker 3: I remember families like that, and I don't think you

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Speaker 5: It's just people get scared. Once they are happy with

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Speaker 5: a car experience, They're like, let me keep buying. I

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Speaker 5: used to do that with skateboards. I was a big

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Speaker 5: about this, the nineteen ninety three Mark Gonzalez blind skateboard deck.

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Speaker 3: I ordered five or six.

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Speaker 5: Of them, just so I wouldn't have to get used

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Speaker 5: to a new skateboard.

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Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense.

453
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Speaker 3: It did make sense. I wonder why I don't think

454
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,600
Speaker 3: that way anymore.

455
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 5: That was a good idea, But that's I think that's

456
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 5: why because there are families I knew that just would

457
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,119
Speaker 5: always have suburbans.

458
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they keep buying suburbans.

459
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 6: But I mean two families, two different families getting the

460
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 6: same car is what I'm talking about at the same time,

461
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 6: which I think it's like, oh, if you buy two,

462
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,159
Speaker 6: will take you know, three grand off the price.

463
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,920
Speaker 3: Of each type bar okay.

464
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Speaker 5: And so you go to your and said, hey, Jim

465
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 5: or whatever your neighbor's name is, yeah, okay.

466
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 6: But it's like if there are relatives, then it's more

467
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 6: two brothers going, let's buy these matching station wagons.

468
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: Wow, gives a shit, it doesn't matter.

469
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 5: Well, that's maybe what we do. Well, it's weird because

470
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,440
Speaker 5: that guy was in the way and we couldn't get

471
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 5: out of the parking lot, that horrid McDonald's where people

472
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 5: were limping out of it.

473
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 1: And they're not a place of health. It's not, it's not.

474
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 5: It's the bastion of given up. But it's you know,

475
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:33,159
Speaker 5: I enjoy their fries. We honked at the guy, and

476
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 5: then the guy in front of him almost moved before him.

477
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, he's with me, and they had matching cars.

478
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 6: So I just like people to pull up wherever. And

479
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,360
Speaker 6: then it's like, this is the exit of a terrible.

480
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, anyone deserved to be honked at, and I saved

481
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,919
Speaker 5: my honks me too. If someone almost hits me, I

482
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 5: don't go punish him with a loud When people lay

483
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,119
Speaker 5: on the horn, I'm like, you're just terrible, and this

484
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 5: is you're taking out something from the office today. But

485
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 5: when they're in front of the driveway, yeah, it wasn't

486
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 5: even buy a curb.

487
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 6: It's not a curb, and you're not paying attention and

488
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,439
Speaker 6: you're kind of just doing whatever, which is all of

489
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 6: Los Angeles driving.

490
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 1: It is people just.

491
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 6: Doing whatever they want and then being kind of irritated

492
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 6: when it doesn't work.

493
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 3: Out for you. Right, Yeah, I don't like that.

494
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: I don't like anybody.

495
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 5: Everyone kind of becomes when they're driving. They become that

496
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 5: kind of republican.

497
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 3: Not to get all.

498
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 5: Political audience, but the whole Hey I got mine now,

499
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 5: no one else can have a piece mentality.

500
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 1: That's right.

501
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 3: That's how people are in their cars.

502
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,639
Speaker 5: Yes, it's like it's my way or the highway, and

503
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 5: it's a lot of times it is just that if

504
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 5: you're on the side streets, you wish other people were.

505
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 3: On the highway.

506
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

507
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 5: That's my way is the side streets. That's how that

508
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 5: that's saying got started.

509
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: It's such a catchy saying that.

510
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 3: I was wondering when a great Limb Biscuit song.

511
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 1: We are now entered into Lax.

512
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 3: We will be. We can round the entire Lax drive,

513
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 3: but we're going to terminal seven.

514
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 1: And is that because our boy Todd Glass?

515
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 3: Todd's Jerry, No, I call him Todd Glass all the time.

516
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 3: He actually likes it, Oh he does. They appreciate They

517
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 3: mutually appreciate each other's recognition.

518
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: Podcast is he on United.

519
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 3: I was writing the word podcast. Oh, that's why you

520
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:33,640
Speaker 3: said comedy. They appreciate each other's kind and maybe they

521
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 3: like each other's podcast. They do, Maybe they do. I

522
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 3: wonder if Ice Cube likes ice Tea's podcast.

523
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 1: I mean, are they friends?

524
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 3: I would like to think so.

525
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 6: Because were they They weren't in the same they those

526
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 6: weren't They weren't in the same groups though.

527
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 3: Right, No, no, they never were.

528
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 5: They have the same era though Ice Tea came a

529
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 5: little earlier, but they definitely probably did shows together.

530
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

531
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 5: But what surprised me on the podcast, I least knew

532
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 5: that had Todd Barry's against He was saying, ninety nine

533
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 5: problems and a bitch ain't one was a quote from

534
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 5: his friend he was hanging out with, and they did

535
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 5: they recorded it, and there is a version that is

536
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 5: a nice Tea song called that Oh. And then he

537
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 5: said jay Z did a version that was more popular.

538
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 5: And he said, but I don't have a beef. That's

539
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 5: just how it is with hip hop. You you feed

540
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 5: off each other, you pay tribute to each other by

541
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,719
Speaker 5: It's so funny because it's so different from comedy.

542
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 3: If someone does your joke, you want to kill them.

543
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, which is why I think you know, the comedy

544
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 5: game is a little bit more thuggy.

545
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 1: It is, definitely, it's much scarier.

546
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 3: You've heard me threatened the.

547
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 5: Well being of Demitriumard. That's some fucking East Coast West

548
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 5: coast shit.

549
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 6: It is well because I think concept it's in stand

550
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 6: up comedy. Everyone is trying to establish their voice and

551
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 6: their originality, and so when people steal your shit and

552
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 6: your originality for their own, it gives them a credit

553
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 6: they don't deserve, right, And we all know how much

554
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 6: it means, because it does mean a lot.

555
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 3: I spent a long time writing my rainbow joke. Then

556
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 3: I'm just a fan. I'm not I'm not gay.

557
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 5: I just I'm a fan of light refraction, explaining all

558
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 5: the stickers on my fictitious car, and then all of

559
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 5: a sudden d M.

560
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't want to get into it.

561
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 3: Otherwise there will be another.

562
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: There'll be a shootout and at a party.

563
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll lose another comic.

564
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: Then we can't lose it.

565
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 5: No, not any Let's just put down the guns. We're

566
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 5: supposed to be entertainers.

567
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 6: You since that time have written such an incredible cat

568
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 6: dick chunk, right. I feel like that, I mean, proves

569
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 6: that you you have an endless font and.

570
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 3: I've opened it up to other animals.

571
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 5: My new joke, I'm so sad lately I've been put

572
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 5: peanut butter on my dog's balls is not only a

573
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 5: tribute to my old ball jokes, but also me opening

574
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 5: up to not I don't just have to talk about cats, no,

575
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 5: just because I'm a cat person a dog.

576
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 3: And you know, my cat dick joke hasn't been going.

577
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 5: That well because it makes people think of gross, tiny,

578
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 5: pointy I disagree barbed cat dicks, and they don't want

579
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 5: to be reminded of that.

580
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 3: But dogs balls, Oh, everyone's just loves them.

581
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 6: Well that the the vowel sounds and dog balls kind

582
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 6: of flows really nicely.

583
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's more like the vernacular.

584
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 1: There's a poetry to it.

585
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, dog balls.

586
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. But also because most dogs don't have balls, which

587
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: is funny to me.

588
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 5: Well, if you care about your animal, you get them

589
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 5: chopped off, right, But.

590
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: If you're some kind of like renegade breeder.

591
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 5: Or you live on a farm somewhere where they're not

592
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 5: gonna you know, have.

593
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 3: Access to a dog's a lady dog.

594
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, just grow him out.

595
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 5: Once Todd Berry gets in this car or Tod Glass,

596
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 5: I don't even.

597
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 3: Know either one.

598
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it'll be Todd.

599
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 3: Berry and it's going to be great.

600
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, once he's in here, man, the energy level is

601
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 5: going to skyrocket.

602
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 3: Well, we because right now.

603
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: It's like Sunday evening, it's Father's Day, Father's Day. I

604
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: just had at time.

605
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 5: I had had a particularly unpleasant movement at a very

606
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 5: unpleasant restroom.

607
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that seemed awful.

608
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 5: It was awful, and I haven't quite shaken the emotional

609
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 5: you know, ramifications.

610
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 3: The agents, the ramifications.

611
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: I hate everybody.

612
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 5: This is I don't know what we were thinking podcasting

613
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 5: at the airport.

614
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 3: What what were we thinking?

615
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: Stupid idea?

616
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 4: Was this?

617
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 3: What's your idea?

618
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: I told you I wanted to do a bakery podcast.

619
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 5: It would have been so not air conditioning, sugar flower

620
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 5: for you sometimes Coca Cola. I you're lazy, dumb cakes.

621
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 3: And then we will just I think cutting in right

622
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 3: here would just follow that. Joe's crap shack shuttle a

623
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 3: lot of people. It just as Joe knows airport parking.

624
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 5: That's some guy trying to get famous off his shuttle business.

625
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 3: No, sorry, that's Joe himself. Hey Joe, what are what?

626
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 3: What would she?

627
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: What?

628
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 5: What should we talk to Todd Berry about? I'd like

629
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 5: to mention this, this iced Tea podcast and how he

630
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 5: ended up on it.

631
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 4: That's where I'm going to start.

632
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.

633
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 5: Secondly, I'm going to ask what the hell he's doing

634
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 5: in Los Angeles. He's the New York guy, what are

635
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 5: you doing here?

636
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 3: It won't be that aggressive with.

637
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 5: It, good yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be like, oh,

638
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 5: so tell me what are you doing here?

639
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 4: You know?

640
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: And then we can just go straight into the Charleston

641
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: and the flag.

642
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 3: The yeah, yeah, we'll start start talking about that stuff.

643
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: Right, just go straight to race race issues.

644
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 3: Even Mitt Romney said take down the Confederate.

645
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: I loved that.

646
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 3: I'm surprised by it.

647
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: I respect it.

648
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 5: I mean, big, it's the least he can do. But

649
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 5: I would not expect him to even do the least.

650
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, because so many people, the partisan aspect of politics

651
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 6: these days is.

652
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: Makes it so that no one can make any kind of.

653
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 6: Move like that, because everyone is so locked into their

654
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 6: part that they're playing.

655
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 3: No, you're right, I know exactly what you're saying.

656
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm saying.

657
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 5: Well, it's hard to make a point when we're just

658
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 5: being flanked by so many priuses.

659
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 3: And that guy hate your roller bag. It should be

660
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 3: a backpack.

661
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 6: That guy dashed out into the crosswork walk with his

662
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 6: rolling bag as it's to say, I'll go now, people

663
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 6: dashed with such confidence here, Yeah, and they're wrong to

664
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 6: do it.

665
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 3: I want to roll down the window and like you,

666
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:00,959
Speaker 3: who do you think you are?

667
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 5: Missus dash, missus dash instead of salt, missus dash, my

668
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 5: cousins missus d I did too, sad like my cousins

669
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,959
Speaker 5: weren't around. But privately I would sing the missus dash jingle,

670
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,479
Speaker 5: Missus Dash, missus that was?

671
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: That was the jingle.

672
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 6: Was a lady kind of sensually, very very sexually whispering

673
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 6: about basically, what's powdered MSG?

674
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, like powdered MSG is gonna get you laid? Missus

675
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 3: that and who uh Sally Kirk? What's her name? That

676
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 3: was from mash that you? Yeah? She do the hidden Valley,

677
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 3: hidden Valley ranch.

678
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 5: Oh god, I'll take any man's dick right now.

679
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm sorry.

680
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 5: That's the voice she was making right. No, it was

681
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 5: weird for me to just blurt at that.

682
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: I thought it was something that was a different topic.

683
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 3: Well, I did it in her voice.

684
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: I actually used to do an impression of her arms.

685
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 3: Really, let's hear it.

686
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: It was just that it was like hidden Valley Ranch.

687
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: It's the way she did.

688
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 5: I guess she does have kind of a made up

689
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 5: you know, like Madonna accent, where it's like, oh, were

690
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 5: you abroad for a couple of weeks and it changed

691
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 5: the way you permanently talk.

692
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 6: I got to uh, I got to do I did

693
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 6: a very tiny part on Maren and I went uh

694
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 6: like last season, like one line and it was with

695
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 6: Mark Maren and Sally Kirkland playing his mother, and she

696
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 6: I got to like, she had me rehearse her lines

697
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 6: with her. It was amazing. I got to like kind

698
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 6: of hang with Sally Kirkland. That's great, very excited.

699
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 3: Was she a good person?

700
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: Super cool?

701
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 3: I feel like we should maybe risk pulling over for

702
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 3: a minute.

703
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: Let's do it, miss is Dash.

704
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 5: Well, maybe I'll just tell him are you close?

705
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 3: Okay?

706
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 5: This is when we're at Lax. There's a lot of

707
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 5: these downtimes where I have to like text, So don't Oh, yeah,

708
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 5: you know you just talked about I'll talk.

709
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: Should I talk about missus dash?

710
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 3: Yes, more and more missus.

711
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: What about Molly mc butter imitation butter?

712
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 3: Really I don't remember Molly mc butter.

713
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: You don't remember Molly mc butter.

714
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand.

715
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: You know what it was? Excuse me, Molly mc butter.

716
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: It was back when like light food got popular l

717
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: I t E.

718
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 6: So everything was everybody was trying to like diet in

719
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 6: these weird, very incorrect ways.

720
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: And Molly mc butter was flaked.

721
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 6: Imitation butter that you could stick on like your diet

722
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 6: baked potato, so you could have butter flavor on your

723
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 6: potato without the fat of butter. Is back when everything

724
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 6: people thought fat was the worst thing.

725
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and chemicals were better than just having fat. Yeah,

726
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 3: oh that's the worst.

727
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

728
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 5: Wait, okay, So with these flakes of butter then liquefy

729
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 5: and or did they just stay flakes?

730
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 6: No, no, no, they would they would kind of turn

731
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 6: into like a butter buttery substance when they hit heat.

732
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 5: There's a health store by me that makes these salads.

733
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 5: And then at the end they're like, do you want

734
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 5: bacon bits and it's they're like, it's okay, it's not

735
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 5: real bacon, so it's baked. It's like the nineteen eighties

736
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,919
Speaker 5: chemical bacon chips. Oh yeah, I do not want them.

737
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 5: They are bright pink.

738
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,280
Speaker 1: Those things are so gross.

739
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 5: But it's back to being like, oh, but they're organic

740
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 5: and made with soy, and I don't know.

741
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 3: It's funny.

742
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 6: Well, that's I get the same feeling with when people

743
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 6: have like vegan pizza with vegan cheese, where vegan cheese

744
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 6: seems like a plastic cup melted in the sun. I

745
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 6: don't understand why people eat that. No, it's not enjoyable.

746
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 5: It's funny how when people decide to be vegan. I

747
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 5: understand the animal aspects and agree with it and struggle

748
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 5: with it in my brain all the time.

749
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 3: I don't like eating animals and the name I'm weak.

750
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 3: You know. I eat chickens that's the or chicken, whichever

751
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 3: is the plural.

752
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: You always eat three chickens.

753
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 3: I always I eat multiple. I guess I'm not hearing.

754
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 5: Oh waiting for bag, he said, I don't. I don't

755
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 5: know what that means. He's just waiting at the turn about.

756
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 3: Ummm. But I okay, okay, cool, Sorry to make you

757
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 3: do that particularly hectic day at LAX.

758
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: Maybe we should sit here for a second since no

759
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: one's telling you.

760
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, let's just wait. Let's just wait. I'll tell him.

761
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: Did you ever have Cizzeline.

762
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 3: Instead of bacon?

763
00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

764
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm typing. This is so bad for podcasting that

765
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 5: I'm texting.

766
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh, that's fine. I'll just tell you a story and

767
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,280
Speaker 1: you can have listen.

768
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 3: Okay.

769
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 6: Because in the same time, in the eighties, when people

770
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 6: started dieting in that way, they made Sizzeline, which was

771
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 6: like a fake.

772
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 3: I'm having trouble, oh.

773
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: Which was fake bacon.

774
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember it.

775
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: It was like bacon.

776
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 6: Without the fat, but it was weird and not It

777
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 6: was like weirdly almost like chemically.

778
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: Altered bacon.

779
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,240
Speaker 3: I've been I've been a big fan of turkey bacon lately.

780
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't like turkey bacons.

781
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 3: It's only thirty thirty calories of slice.

782
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: I feel like bacon's a thing that's easy not to eat.

783
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 1: If that's what you think your diet problem is, Yeah,

784
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:54,839
Speaker 1: you don't.

785
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 6: You don't have to work that hard. No, just don't

786
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 6: have bacon.

787
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 3: It's like e cigarettes come on.

788
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, although I have to say I do like the

789
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 6: fact that vaping allows you to get stoned like inside

790
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 6: a bar and.

791
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: No one knows. I think that's really cool. There we

792
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 1: go from people who don't drink.

793
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I understand it, and I agree. And it's

794
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 5: the way I quit. I mean, who am I? Well,

795
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 5: I'm so two faced.

796
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 3: That's how I quit smoking.

797
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: Well, that's good though.

798
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 3: Buying those shitty little lum cigarettes.

799
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 4: From seven to eleven, Oh that's good.

800
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were horrible and they hurt my throat way

801
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 5: more than cigarettes did.

802
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 3: But didn't they help me quit? They did, indeed, But

803
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 3: didn't I though they certainly did.

804
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: They certainly did, and I'm a better man for it.

805
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 3: Now.

806
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing about you and I.

807
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 6: When we're not actively engaged in a real conversation, right,

808
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 6: we're still as fascinating as any other times.

809
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 5: Anyone listening right now, they're like, this is riveting, and

810
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,240
Speaker 5: am I right or am I wrong?

811
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 3: They have not said.

812
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 5: Anything of substance, but I am in a panic even

813
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 5: when I'm not driving here.

814
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 3: Look, I mean, this is it's crazy. It's every man

815
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 3: for himself.

816
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:08,280
Speaker 6: This is this is mad Max, and it's not feminists.

817
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 5: Oh my god, look you're the worst all these How

818
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 5: could everyone that's the worst be the worst all at

819
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 5: the same time.

820
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,720
Speaker 6: Well, also because some people are driving like they should

821
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 6: just like they're on the street and it's not like

822
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 6: that this is this is not what's happening.

823
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 4: Oh my you no.

824
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 5: I wish that we could have just stayed there. That's

825
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 5: the problem with it. That is the flaw with our podcast.

826
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 5: You cannot you have to keep It's so hard to

827
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 5: time picking someone up.

828
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: Uh.

829
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 6: That and the fact that when when in doubt, I'll

830
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 6: just start talking about size. That's a serious problem. Although

831
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 6: did you have Stakums? Did your mom ever buy that

832
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 6: food where she was like, and if I don't come

833
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 6: home in time, you can make this, And it was

834
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 6: like things like stakums.

835
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 3: It was just frozen burritos.

836
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 5: I ate like a lunar until I was finally in

837
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 5: college and uh, you know someone else was making I

838
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 5: was like, it's the same with my dad. He said

839
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 5: that my grandma was such a bad cook. Then he

840
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 5: went to the army and he thought the food was

841
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 5: so great. It's like, have you guys had this chicken

842
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 5: fried steak? And they're like, yeah, I used it.

843
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 3: To resole my shoe, and then I.

844
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,760
Speaker 5: Was loving the food zoo at the University of Montana.

845
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: Zoo. What does that mean? It was just like the cafeteria.

846
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 5: Missoula, I think zoo. It was the first, which I've

847
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 5: never liked. People call Missoula zoo town now like it's

848
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 5: an untamed where's the lion tamer? We're all out of

849
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 5: our minds.

850
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 3: You take it easy. It's kind of a liberal college

851
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 3: down with a lot of hippies. It's not a zoo.

852
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 1: People love like a nickname these days.

853
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 3: Oh god, Yeah.

854
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 5: People hate saying entire words in their entirety. It's entirety.

855
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 5: Are short for entire is short for entirety.

856
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 3: See I did it In one sense.

857
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: You're the opposite of those people.

858
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 6: You you want redundancies and repetitiveness.

859
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 5: I prefer the entirety of an entire word.

860
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 1: Say the full worldly.

861
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 3: Even the word word.

862
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 5: I'd like to feel every consonant, Chris, Yes, what was

863
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 5: I doing my Sally Ketterling voice again.

864
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,919
Speaker 3: I'd like to feel every consonant.

865
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: Every consonant and creamy.

866
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 8: Topping watch it blanket over the cruel.

867
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 3: Toms I was on mash. That's how she ended it.

868
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 3: I always thought that was like it.

869
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: Was hot Lis Houlahan in the still, mat.

870
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 5: Do I need to hear that in the commercial? Why

871
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 5: do you say that at the end of it?

872
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: Give it validity of that? She knows, I guess she knows.

873
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: What should I do?

874
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 3: This? Yeah? Yeah, cut across doing what you're doing? Or this,

875
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 3: yeah I do Yeah.

876
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 1: This is what I'm doing.

877
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,919
Speaker 5: This is what we should do. I imagine at any

878
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 5: moment he will be curbsided. All right, this is a yeah,

879
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 5: this is a crowded airport, and I think we've been

880
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 5: smart to pick up our friends at their houses and

881
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 5: take them to shows or just to get dry cleaning,

882
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 5: because it's.

883
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: A controlled situation.

884
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 5: And this place has a way of not making me

885
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 5: control my emotions.

886
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: Oh, of your extream range.

887
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 3: I really, it's just you know, it's the people. It's

888
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 3: the congestion.

889
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the the lighting. Right now, for instance, it's

890
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 5: the sun isn't quite down, it's still.

891
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 3: It's hard to see. I'm now I'm nitpicking.

892
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 6: I feel like for me, when I was little, going

893
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,919
Speaker 6: to the airport was always a big deal. It meant

894
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 6: someone exciting was coming, right or something different was gonna happen,

895
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 6: and so that's why I always like it.

896
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Yeah, no one ever came to visit.

897
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 5: Uh, when I'm in my entire life, I'd never have

898
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 5: gone to the airport to pick up a family.

899
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: No, never, that's crazy.

900
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 3: Now they lived in town and they were unpleasant.

901
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 5: I'm just talking about like people that I won't name,

902
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,240
Speaker 5: not my immediate family, nothing, but yeah, his old cousin

903
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 5: of mine, he did not like when in town.

904
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 3: To talk about his bowl cut.

905
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 5: There's something about these bull I mean, I want to go. Yeah,

906
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:30,399
Speaker 5: let's not talk about them. We'll wait until in the car.

907
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 3: But why all these crazy kids have bowl cuts? That's

908
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 3: all I'm saying.

909
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: Are you talking about someone.

910
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 5: Has a bowl cut? I wasn't gonna but now you

911
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 5: opened up that bag.

912
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 3: Well don't it What a jerk. I'm just saying now

913
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 3: like bowl cuts, it's a sign of something.

914
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: Yes, sure, I do want.

915
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 5: I was, however, jealous of everyone when I was a

916
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 5: kid that legitimately had straight hair, and they would just

917
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 5: put a bowl on their head and cut under it.

918
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 3: You remember that, like mom?

919
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 6: Well yeah, well, I mean I don't I feel like

920
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 6: moms did it.

921
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 1: I don't think people did it. To themselves, did they.

922
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 5: Well, I suppose you're right, you'd need a second party.

923
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 5: And what a party? That would be a bull cut party.

924
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 5: We started, we get started about that party. Darren Carter

925
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 5: the party.

926
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 3: I wonder if Darren Carter ever had a big red

927
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 3: bull cut. Do you know that guy? Yo?

928
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, the party starter. I've had to follow him.

929
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 6: I've eaten it so many times, following Darren Carter, the

930
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 6: party starters.

931
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 3: He's easier to follow these days. He's a sweet guy though.

932
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was always very nice, but he's uh.

933
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 6: He would he would close with that impression of Bart Simpson,

934
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 6: and he literally looked exactly like Bart Simpson, and then

935
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 6: he would walk off stage like you can't He.

936
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 5: Would oh can you please remember his Bart Simpson closer?

937
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 1: I really do you know it?

938
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 6: Oh?

939
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 3: I do not know it?

940
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: Oh it was.

941
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 6: He would just say basically that he looks like Bart Simpson,

942
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 6: and then he would do strike a pose like Bart

943
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 6: Simpson's skateboarding, and he was able to stick his head

944
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 6: back and stick his top lip out and like, do

945
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 6: this thing, and he looks he can make himself look

946
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 6: like Bart Simpson. I can't even explain. Oh wow, it

947
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 6: was really hilarious, and then I get up there with

948
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 6: my astute observations about.

949
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: Modern life and people would be like, boo, we want

950
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: Bart Simpson.

951
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 5: Can I tell you how happy I am that I

952
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 5: didn't have to go to this club in Canada when I.

953
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 3: Think I talked about it.

954
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:37,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

955
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 3: There're two comics, last Time dueling Simpson's sex jokes. No, yes,

956
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 3: I can't even do your own marriage, tickle my balls

957
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 3: or whatever.

958
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 5: And then the next guy go up and go, oh, Smithers,

959
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 5: tickle my balls. They had the same they started together

960
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 5: in the same town, and then they had these dueling

961
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 5: bits and they neither of them could afford to not

962
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 5: do their bid shit, so they each had.

963
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 3: And the audience is like the last guy did of Simpsons.

964
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: Also, this show hasn't been relevant for eleven years.

965
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 3: Right, well, this was about eleven years ago.

966
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I see right, heat Oh.

967
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, I wish I had had a good Simpsons

968
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 5: bit back then.

969
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 6: I have to say, what I've always loved about the

970
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 6: Simpsons is that this Simpsons sex.

971
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 1: Life is so healthy, right. I think that's very sweet

972
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: that they included that in that story.

973
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 5: I don't know, I always thought I don't want to

974
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 5: know that cartoon characters are having sex. I kind of

975
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 5: didn't like it when he'd be like ooh and they

976
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,760
Speaker 5: turn off the lights, and it was like the clearly

977
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 5: like it.

978
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,399
Speaker 3: No one March is going, oh, you know.

979
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 5: I don't want to think of your yellow cartoon genitalia.

980
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: You know I I.

981
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 5: Don't want to hear about the cartoons having sex. It's

982
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 5: just I guess a lot of people like it.

983
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:58,800
Speaker 1: It's not true.

984
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess a lot of people. I'm having

985
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 3: an allergic reaction.

986
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 5: Like in those you know, on porn sites they do

987
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 5: have like there'll be animated up in the corner.

988
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 3: I've only seen them when I watch other people on

989
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 3: their computers.

990
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 5: It'll just be Marge Simpson and then you know, a

991
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 5: gladiator or something. And people does tap into some weird

992
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 5: people's sexual fantasies.

993
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,879
Speaker 1: I guess not for me.

994
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 3: I don't like.

995
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 5: I don't want to hear, but I don't want to

996
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 5: think about it, and I want to hear about it.

997
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 6: Well, cartoons, what if we just talked about it for

998
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 6: a little bit more.

999
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 5: Okay, I guess I do like it when they like

1000
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 5: Betty Boop.

1001
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 3: I get that because she's a human.

1002
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 6: What about when bugs Bunny dresses up like a lady and.

1003
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 3: I mean that was ahead of its time.

1004
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 5: I mean, but hot or not, I'm kinda have to

1005
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 5: say not, even though that's just because it's not for me.

1006
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:56,959
Speaker 3: I can be for other people.

1007
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 6: It's just not okay, all right, I think we're I

1008
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,959
Speaker 6: think we have good luck on this round.

1009
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: I think Todd's going to be waiting for us.

1010
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 5: I like that you have positive thinking. I haven't gotten

1011
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 5: any word.

1012
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 6: And also, will you look up and see if there's

1013
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 6: any word on the smoking wing of the airplane that's

1014
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 6: got to be on the news.

1015
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: Oh right, somehow, let's see.

1016
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 3: Let's see, Well, well you do that.

1017
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: I'll try to think of other sexy cartoon characters.

1018
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 5: Okay, smoking, Well, I wrote smoking. I'm typing what I

1019
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 5: saw smoking airplane above Sepulvita.

1020
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 3: That should be on the news.

1021
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: What was it? What was the airline?

1022
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 3: It was an Australian one, Quantas.

1023
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: I believe I'm going to hear about it. Oh, I mean,

1024
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,919
Speaker 1: Sunday Night's not a cool time to be here.

1025
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 3: No, No, it's the worst.

1026
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: It's not cool at all.

1027
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 3: And I don't know. I'm not finding anything.

1028
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: Did he is he anywhere?

1029
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 3: No, No, no word yet. Uh still waiting for his bag.

1030
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: I suppose, Oh we're pulling over.

1031
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 3: I guess we are. Wow, there's a lot of people.

1032
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 6: There's so many people here, boy, I don't want to

1033
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 6: have to get across that river ship.

1034
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 3: If there's a buzzing, is it? My boy, we're having

1035
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 3: some technical I'll just hold it up in the air.

1036
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: That seems to help it. Is it. It's not the

1037
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: air conditioner, is it.

1038
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 5: No, it's a problem with the zoom. But sorry for

1039
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 5: the buzz right now.

1040
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.

1041
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 5: But I have the most high quality piece of equipment.

1042
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 5: But it's buzzing, and I apologize to.

1043
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: Every Do you want to pause it until Tod comes out?

1044
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 4: Yes, let's do.

1045
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 5: That in the very back.

1046
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: If there's really how big is that? Hi?

1047
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 3: Hid?

1048
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, but my guitar is back there. You can just

1049
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: throw it in here.

1050
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 3: If that's cool. Sorry for that delay. We Uh it's

1051
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 3: a bad day at l a X, buddy.

1052
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you were waiting for your bag this whole time.

1053
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: Get in.

1054
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 3: You don't have like a charger.

1055
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:47,479
Speaker 8: That No, we got a mic under your uh bag there?

1056
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think probably let me grab here we go.

1057
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: Their mini van broke down at the airport.

1058
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 5: Two guys pushing a mini van, terrible, proving task that

1059
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 5: things can always be worse. Here's your mic I'm it's

1060
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 5: dangling out of my hand here like a.

1061
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 4: Limp.

1062
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 3: Todd, thank you.

1063
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 4: You know where you're going?

1064
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 3: We do, we do know.

1065
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 5: And man, this was perhaps the worst l a X

1066
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 5: congestion and crowd and manic behavior we've seen so far

1067
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 5: or heard.

1068
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 3: So far with the history of our podcast.

1069
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: But now we're here, Todd, how are you?

1070
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 3: Yeah? All right?

1071
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, there should be a hole though.

1072
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a Mormon sheet with a seatbelt hole in it.

1073
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 5: The seed is there, The cover is there to protect

1074
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,280
Speaker 5: people from don't.

1075
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: Dog hair, So you don't have that, Yeah, I do.

1076
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 6: If you have the cord, I can unplug mine and

1077
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 6: give it to you. There you go, you and all

1078
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 6: your goddamn demands. We're the ones that have had a

1079
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 6: bad time.

1080
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 5: I had the best time listening to you on iced

1081
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 5: Tea's podcast today today. Yeah, another guy, Okay.

1082
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 1: It was how did you find it?

1083
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 3: I just found it? I don't I wanted to ask

1084
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:34,760
Speaker 3: you how you Yeah, I'll wait until you're micd Sorry

1085
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 3: that's all right, and then the.

1086
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 5: Chord it was just Iced Tea has these segments to

1087
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 5: his podcast where he'll just start talking about something and

1088
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 5: then when he's done talking about it.

1089
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 3: He'll go and that was movies, and then he has

1090
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 3: a kind of a little beat that his movie like,

1091
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 3: and then they'll go on and that was sports.

1092
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 5: And I love it and I loved this guy. I

1093
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 5: just I'm gonna listen to Iced Tea.

1094
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 1: Talk probably it's quite a little bit.

1095
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 4: I just I gotta find my charger.

1096
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 3: That's quite all right here it is.

1097
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, Ice Teeth podcasts.

1098
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 3: All Iced Tea. Uh, how did you end up doing that?

1099
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 4: It's weird. I got this inquiry through I guess my publicist.

1100
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know about l A X.

1101
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 4: And I start talking. Just turn into one of y'all,

1102
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 4: turn into m hmm on my phone. I always makes

1103
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 4: for it makes it seem like a real podcast. No, no,

1104
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 4: because it's not too slick.

1105
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 5: We like the people like the sites and the sounds,

1106
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 5: and we don't have video on this.

1107
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 4: Nothing like the sound of me plugging in my.

1108
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: Phone and muttering to yourself as you'r angrily trying.

1109
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 3: To it is. Yeah, people like trust me. And people

1110
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 3: like this.

1111
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I got this inquiry to be on his

1112
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 4: podcast and I was like, I was like, I really

1113
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 4: he knows who I am? And uh, they go yeah yeah.

1114
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 4: And I took a boss over there. He lives in

1115
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 4: New Jersey. I can't tell you where. Of course, Now

1116
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 4: you take a boss and it drops you, I'm supposed

1117
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 4: to drop you right in front of his house, but

1118
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 4: I I screwed up, So I wo ended up a

1119
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 4: few blocks away. But this guy picked me up and

1120
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 4: I go to iced Tsu actual home, actual condo. Yeah, like,

1121
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 4: and it's pretty low key. I mean, it's on the water.

1122
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 3: But and then I was so surprised that John Daly

1123
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:54,760
Speaker 3: was also.

1124
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I think what it is is because when

1125
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 4: I I probably I guess I could reveal this. But

1126
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 4: when I walked in the dory at some point he's like,

1127
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 4: what's your last name? Again? So I so he's got

1128
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 4: this young kid in LA who books it. Okay, so

1129
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 4: he's like a comedy nerd. But it was really, I

1130
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 4: mean he was really it was very nice. Yeah, and

1131
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 4: he was it's fun to do and it's just surreal.

1132
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 4: But there was also times when he would like he

1133
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 4: had some guy on. I don't even know what the

1134
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 4: guy who he is, but you know, like a rapper

1135
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 4: and they're talking about hip hop and rap and it's like,

1136
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 4: I'm not going to just chime in and screw up

1137
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 4: their conversation.

1138
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: You're all like sugar Hill Gang.

1139
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 4: What I'm like, I'm like Bell and Sebastian. Do you

1140
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 4: like Indie Rock? Do you like guitar strummy Indie Rock?

1141
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 3: Well?

1142
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 5: I did notice he asked you like you had he

1143
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 5: asked you something, and then right when you're done talking

1144
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 5: about it, he said.

1145
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 3: Well, what else is up with Todd Berry? Like you

1146
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 3: just had to come up with a new It was like, oh, let's.

1147
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 4: There was one part where he I kind of I'm like, yeah,

1148
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 4: he goes, I get you. I get you, And I

1149
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 4: thought I took it in a good way because I

1150
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 4: felt like, oh he does. I felt like he he

1151
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 4: likes people who aren't like him, right, yeah, yeah, you

1152
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 4: know what I mean. Like he was like, all right,

1153
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 4: you got this thing going. I got something else going.

1154
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 4: But that's cool that you got that going.

1155
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get where you're coming from. I don't know

1156
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 5: where you're coming from, but.

1157
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 3: I get it.

1158
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 4: It's like if I I mean like accepting of me

1159
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 4: for not being as boisterous as as other guests are.

1160
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, yeah, we'll have to work on that.

1161
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 5: It seemed like he was he was on your level

1162
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 5: the whole time. But it was funny because then John

1163
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 5: Daly called in. Yeah, he looks like, here's our dorky

1164
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 5: nerd correspondent talking and he's out of Ralphs.

1165
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 3: And then John Daly's segment was like twenty minutes long.

1166
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 4: Yeah that was really that was funny and he was

1167
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 4: howling over that.

1168
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1169
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I felt a little. I was like, oh wow,

1170
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 4: I guess I lost the competition. Yeah, so I lost

1171
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 4: the comedy d weeves on. Uh, I lost. But the

1172
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 4: I met Cocoa, she offered me glass wine iced tea.

1173
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 4: This is the great thing. I should have tweeted this,

1174
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,799
Speaker 4: but Iced Tea served me a glass of ice water.

1175
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: Exclusive. That's pretty rad.

1176
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you was it hard to avert your eye

1177
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 5: from Cocoa's body assets?

1178
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 4: You know, I'm in the guy's house. I'm not going

1179
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 4: to right checking out his wife.

1180
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1181
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 6: And were you too embarrassed to ask for a glass

1182
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 6: of iced tea?

1183
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: You just took what he gave me?

1184
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 4: No, Well, I mean, I'm sure he's heard enough ice

1185
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 4: tea jokes.

1186
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you sure?

1187
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 3: But lately though, do you think?

1188
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 4: Yeah? But it was surreal just to have that like

1189
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 4: it was. I did instagram a screen grab. That's the

1190
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 4: worst Instagram the screen grab of my I cow where

1191
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 4: I had record Iced Teas podcast.

1192
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: That's pretty yeah.

1193
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 5: I in my heart, I was hoping he was just

1194
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 5: a fan of like, yeah, I stand up to me.

1195
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 4: But I think he sort of, yeah, he records. It's

1196
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 4: weird because he records his podcast, like the guy in

1197
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 4: l A is sort of running it while and it's

1198
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 4: like we're in New Jersey and it's being like sort

1199
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 4: of like what is that sort of like through other

1200
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 4: lots somehow it's being recorded in LA but it just

1201
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 4: seems so complicated for a podcast. But it was fun.

1202
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 3: What are you doing here? Why? Why have you landed

1203
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 3: in Los Angeles?

1204
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 4: Well? I just came back from Hawaii where I did

1205
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 4: two shows.

1206
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:47,959
Speaker 1: Where did you do them?

1207
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 4: I did them in Honolulu and uh and Maui a

1208
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 4: little town called Paya in Uhaya, I think it's called

1209
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 4: actually have you Yeah? And uh So I did that

1210
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,479
Speaker 4: and it was fun and uh it's my first trip

1211
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 4: to Hawaii? Was it really Yeah, I'd never been.

1212
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: Did you love that? Like the way it all smells

1213
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: in the air, and well it.

1214
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 4: Is, Uh, it is just a lot of it is

1215
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 4: like I've never seen, you know, I have never seen

1216
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 4: water look like that before. And there are all sorts

1217
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 4: of crazy ship. But you're as jet lagged at tires.

1218
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1219
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 3: Did you have downtime? Were you there a few days

1220
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 3: where you could down?

1221
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 4: You mean just just on stage?

1222
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 1: You didn't?

1223
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 4: You didn't?

1224
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 3: You did?

1225
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 1: Did you get down on yourself? Did you?

1226
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 3: Yeah? Were you ever down on yourself?

1227
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 4: Well?

1228
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 3: Doing comedy?

1229
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 1: Uh?

1230
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 3: You know, flop around in the ocean a little?

1231
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 7: I had?

1232
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did, I was. I did minimal beach beaching.

1233
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 4: But yeah, I got a pedicure in Honolulu, which is.

1234
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 3: What you know.

1235
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 4: There's a lot, really sweet, a lot of pressure to

1236
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 4: do everything, and that ends up being countered into a vacation.

1237
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry if my idea of enjoying Hawaii is

1238
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 5: staying in the hotel room.

1239
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. If I have a view of a volcano

1240
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 4: and I am refreshing my Facebook fan page, that's how

1241
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 4: you relax, that'shim. I like doing that. But when you're

1242
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 4: going to a chain restaurant.

1243
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1244
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,439
Speaker 4: Now you're taking the freeway. That's interesting because I didn't

1245
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 4: think anyone take it.

1246
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if you if you know how to get placed,

1247
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 3: This is that true? Oh yeah, I freeway, take.

1248
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: It for a little while, and then I'm going to

1249
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 1: get back off.

1250
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 4: I'm freeway all not the locien time.

1251
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 3: No, no, too much stopping.

1252
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 5: Even if the freeway is congested, you're never really at

1253
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 5: a full stop.

1254
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 4: But this highway seems like it's moving, So that's good.

1255
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1256
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 5: Maybe I'm it's because I have a history of cars

1257
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 5: that if I ever stopped them, they would quit running.

1258
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 4: What do you think my ETA and my hotel is?

1259
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 3: I would say ten ten thirty seriously, Yeah, oh yeah,

1260
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 3: we can get you at ten thirty.

1261
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 4: It's going to be that long.

1262
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but there's a big city. Maybe ten twenty five.

1263
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 4: I would take another forty five minutes.

1264
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 3: Oh right now. Oh I was looking at Karen's.

1265
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1266
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 3: Fuck, let's see here.

1267
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:08,439
Speaker 4: It's nine forty three.

1268
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 3: Do you have a date waiting for you at the hotel?

1269
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 4: I am meeting someone.

1270
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 5: Oh okay, it is a nine point I bet we'll

1271
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 5: have you there by ten ten how about that.

1272
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 4: Okay, so you just lopped off quite a chunk of time. Yeah, yeah,

1273
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 4: maybe you're just trying to placate me and you feel like.

1274
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: Trying to placate you into good podcasting.

1275
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, you guys can edit this shit out right.

1276
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 3: Oh we we have.

1277
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 4: Are you like me? You like I don't edit any Yeah, yeah, we.

1278
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 3: Don't if we could if we were willing.

1279
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 4: But as in, have you been in Hawaii?

1280
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 5: Well, I know Karen has but when I was there, yeah,

1281
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 5: it's uh there's a line from a punch Drunk Glove

1282
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 5: where he goes, uh, wow, it really looks like Hawaii here,

1283
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 5: And that's what I felt like when I was in Hawaii.

1284
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 5: It just looks so Hawaii.

1285
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 4: Like I did wonder whether if you live there, whether

1286
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 4: all that gets really old quickly?

1287
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 3: I think it was I stay.

1288
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 6: I have stayed there for like two weeks in a row,

1289
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 6: and by the end of the second week I was

1290
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 6: totally ready to come back. But I think it's like,

1291
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 6: it's just certain for personality types like if you are

1292
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 6: super into chilling all the time, right, and that's the

1293
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 6: perfect place for you to live.

1294
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 5: If you're someone that's running away from a problem, but

1295
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 5: you're not afraid to wear flip flops all.

1296
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 3: Day and listen to Sublime.

1297
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 1: That's your spot.

1298
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 5: You should live in Hawaii if you don't like current news,

1299
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 5: if you like bartending and having sex with the other bartenders.

1300
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 4: He slow Internet.

1301
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you really like what you dsl speed, then

1302
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 5: you should live in Hawaii.

1303
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 3: But it's beautiful there.

1304
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 4: It is quite beautiful. Yeah.

1305
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 6: Did you see the sorry but the that's Mars and Neptune.

1306
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 6: I believe that making that line isn't that cool?

1307
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 4: Oh?

1308
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 3: Wow?

1309
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 4: I believe I saw that when I was ten thousand

1310
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 4: feet above sea level.

1311
01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 1: Did you did you rent a hotel on the top

1312
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: of a volcano?

1313
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 4: No, there are no hotels on top. Oh I thought

1314
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 4: I had a nice beachfront hotel, like a little private

1315
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 4: hit kind of place.

1316
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 1: Well, did you get laid Hawaiian style? That's a private question.

1317
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 4: I got two lads. If you want to make laid.

1318
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 6: Joke, I do want to make leJOS like we're all

1319
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 6: above that, like it's but it's the seventies again.

1320
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 5: If I I would have said, don't you mean iced tea?

1321
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 5: I would have said that, and then when he sneered

1322
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 5: at that joke, I would have looked at his wife

1323
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 5: and said, you know what, maybe I'll just have some

1324
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 5: hot cocoa.

1325
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 3: I would have doubled it.

1326
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 4: And then you would have been like, here's the bus

1327
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 4: stope you later.

1328
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 5: After getting butted in the back of the head with

1329
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,200
Speaker 5: a gun handle.

1330
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: Now, did you play out there from New York?

1331
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 4: I flew there from New York, not stopped the Honolulu.

1332
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: That's a long staceh get.

1333
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 4: Some miles to bump it up. Yeah, of course, cash

1334
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 4: bash at miles, glad I did that.

1335
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's important to do that.

1336
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's how long a sight.

1337
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 4: Is that it's about pushing eleven hours.

1338
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 3: No, thank you, not me.

1339
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 4: It's pretty brutal.

1340
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 5: Interesting thing about Hawaii. No snakes, not a single species

1341
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 5: of snake on any of the islands.

1342
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 6: But they do have terrible spiders a large upsetting jump.

1343
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 3: Wait, did you say there's no snakes and there's no

1344
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 3: snakes in noise?

1345
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 4: I don't believe that it's gotta be bull I didn't

1346
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 4: believe that it's gotta be. There are no spid legend bullshit.

1347
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 3: They don't they really monitor whether or not snakes.

1348
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 4: Oh I did see was there was a place where

1349
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 4: there's like turtles come ashore. Yeah, and they rope them off.

1350
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 4: They put a little barrier.

1351
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: Around them so you can't touch them.

1352
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's just one little, well big turtles sitting there.

1353
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,240
Speaker 4: Then there was a monk seal, which I saw.

1354
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 3: What's that just a solemn?

1355
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 4: I think it's a seal. I think it's called a

1356
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,760
Speaker 4: bunk seal, but it's a seal that's I think only

1357
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 4: indigenous to only available in Hawaii. And they had a

1358
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 4: little rope around that. It was like somebody, I mean,

1359
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 4: I just thought it was really sweet. Did they take

1360
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 4: care of their animals?

1361
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't let creepy tourists like they're out in

1362
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 5: the water, but someone swims out there and puts a

1363
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 5: rope around them.

1364
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 4: Was like a little piece of tape. It's not it's

1365
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 4: like a police tape.

1366
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,439
Speaker 3: Are you sure that they weren't dead? And that's where

1367
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,800
Speaker 3: chop outlines what if.

1368
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 1: That turtle was murdered.

1369
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a rope in the exact body position that.

1370
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 4: Would be I would be really sad.

1371
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:38,080
Speaker 5: The only thing where some witnessing a human murder is

1372
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 5: a turtle murder.

1373
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 3: Turtle murders so sad because they happened so slowly.

1374
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: And they thought they were safe with the shell.

1375
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, no one as a turtle. Yeah, you

1376
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 5: still got soft spots coming out.

1377
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 6: I saw a turtle swimming near us when we swam

1378
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 6: in the ocean one time.

1379
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 1: Did that ever happen to us?

1380
01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 4: Swim a turtle swim near me?

1381
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,680
Speaker 6: Pot is literally checking him.

1382
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 1: You're basically using his podcast to get a free ride.

1383
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 4: And fuck you, totally focused on you.

1384
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,480
Speaker 1: Listening isn't the key?

1385
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 4: Talking is the key? Well, no, I didn't. I didn't

1386
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 4: swim in the ocean. The whole time I was there.

1387
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 4: I got my feet wet, literally just got my feet wet,

1388
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,240
Speaker 4: and then, uh, I'm kind.

1389
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 3: Of scared of the ocean.

1390
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 5: The time I went there, I was hanging out with

1391
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 5: I don't like to name drop celebrities.

1392
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 3: But Chewye, the sidekick from Chelsea Lately. Yeah.

1393
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,919
Speaker 5: I spent all week with him and he had never

1394
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 5: It was just a coincidence. I don't know how he

1395
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,160
Speaker 5: ended up there with the same people I was with,

1396
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 5: But he had never swim, even in a swimming pool. Oh,

1397
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 5: and we went on this boat and he was nervous

1398
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 5: on the boat. Then they had some floaty things, so

1399
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,160
Speaker 5: he could like kick and there's a window in it.

1400
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 5: And I talked him into getting on that and I

1401
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 5: guided him around and he was yelping with joy because he.

1402
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:04,760
Speaker 4: Was though he was helping restaurants that.

1403
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 3: Karen, you're back.

1404
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:14,919
Speaker 4: Either hoping for me in Iowa City? Uh? Three dates

1405
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 4: in the Midwest?

1406
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 3: Would you say, yeah, I'll do.

1407
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, terrible money. You'd probably lose money.

1408
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:23,919
Speaker 3: Oh well, well, maybe we'll talk digits later.

1409
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 4: Maybe I should be on record as offering you a

1410
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 4: deal where you'll lose money. Yeah, it's a thing like

1411
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 4: a champion of comics rights, for the.

1412
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 3: For the love of the art. I mean I've been.

1413
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 4: Oh it's not I wouldn't be that. It's not that

1414
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 4: kind of thing. It's just practicality.

1415
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 3: So okay, because I will.

1416
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,439
Speaker 4: I'd rather go with someone I know it's sort of fun.

1417
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 3: Well, we got Missoula coming up.

1418
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 4: No, we do have.

1419
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,200
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, Karen, I'm not one.

1420
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 4: All that I think it'd be. I think I could

1421
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:54,000
Speaker 4: do four or five days with either of you. Be

1422
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:57,240
Speaker 4: pretty I don't think there'd be arguments. You like, hey,

1423
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,640
Speaker 4: you want to hear sure? That's fine? Yeah, that would

1424
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 4: be you make sure that's fine, as I called the show.

1425
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's your The headliner picks the restaurants every night.

1426
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:05,760
Speaker 4: Headliner picks restaurants.

1427
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: Headliner picks it.

1428
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 5: And you and I in September are going to be

1429
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 5: in Missoula, Montagna, my hometown.

1430
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 3: That'll be great. My dad says, Hi, I talked to

1431
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 3: my dad today. Yeah, he said, tell Todd.

1432
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 4: I said hi, because you guys, I did meet him.

1433
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I remember you a bit of an argument

1434
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 3: in this highway.

1435
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, see highways where it's at all those people. Oh god,

1436
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 5: But anyway, it's rough. But we are what what what

1437
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 5: venue are we doing in Missoula?

1438
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,120
Speaker 4: Up stage one twelve?

1439
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:40,520
Speaker 3: Never heard of it.

1440
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 4: I think it might be like a real theatery. It

1441
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 4: might be a new Oh no, I think it's a

1442
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:46,560
Speaker 4: fifteen thousand sea yea.

1443
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 1: Are you gonna have a T shirt? Canadon.

1444
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,160
Speaker 3: I think that used to be the Crystal Theater. I've

1445
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 3: done shows there. It's going to be great. Okay, Yeah,

1446
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 3: we're gonna have a blast.

1447
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 5: Nice people and ever since the last time you were there,

1448
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:05,040
Speaker 5: in general, I think that town has become quite comedy savvy. Really,

1449
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:07,680
Speaker 5: I was pretty like take and I did a show

1450
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 5: there and they people went to see Tig and they

1451
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 5: knew who she was and they were yelling out her

1452
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 5: jokes and stuff.

1453
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 4: So I was like, that's good.

1454
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 5: Well, I was request well, you know, they didn't know

1455
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,879
Speaker 5: how to act, but they had they had definitely watched

1456
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:25,240
Speaker 5: comedy since the last time you were there.

1457
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 4: It's funny. There are cities where that's really the best

1458
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 4: way to describe the audits, that they just don't know

1459
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:30,559
Speaker 4: how to act.

1460
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, even if they're enjoying themselves.

1461
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:38,120
Speaker 6: Well, for so long, comedy was like the comedy club

1462
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:41,799
Speaker 6: kind of lord people into thinking you were just supposed

1463
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 6: to go and.

1464
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:45,679
Speaker 1: Get drunk and then like and like go a little crazy.

1465
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 5: Well, comedy clubs, that's all they're they're into the business

1466
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 5: of drink sales.

1467
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 3: They bring it on themselves.

1468
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:52,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1469
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:56,680
Speaker 4: I prefer the La model of charging and keeping all

1470
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 4: the money, not sharing any of it.

1471
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 5: That's how you know they're gonna act correct, because no

1472
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 5: one can drink affordably. There was a I did a

1473
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 5: club in Calgary and they at the end of the week,

1474
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,719
Speaker 5: the guy said, Wow, people don't drink during your comedy.

1475
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 4: I've had people say that when I've done rock venues,

1476
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:17,879
Speaker 4: what timing. But he wasn't mad. He just sort of whistles.

1477
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 4: He had a smile. Yeah, they're just listening to you. Yeah,

1478
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 4: hypnotic man. Yeah, sorry, you don't want to miss a

1479
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:25,959
Speaker 4: word of this ship.

1480
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:30,639
Speaker 5: Is a sign of a better comic if they aren't drinking.

1481
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,679
Speaker 5: So like, I better slow down. This guy's full of words.

1482
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,400
Speaker 1: I got to track this ship.

1483
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:38,559
Speaker 5: The guy before me had a keyboard and ended with

1484
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:43,000
Speaker 5: a Zema T shirt and his whole act was about

1485
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 5: a shot glass and referencing Zema, and he he made

1486
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,600
Speaker 5: a lot of drink sales and he said, do you

1487
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:52,879
Speaker 5: people just don't I'm like, do you think they're not thirsting?

1488
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 4: Or also, I didn't know that it was my job

1489
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:56,320
Speaker 4: to sell your drinks.

1490
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:57,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, I'll do.

1491
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:01,760
Speaker 5: I'll do more more jokes about out sand in a canteen,

1492
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:06,639
Speaker 5: or it's the things that will spark people's thirst. Here's

1493
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,719
Speaker 5: this next ten minutes is about dry throats.

1494
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,120
Speaker 3: That's that'd be the way to do.

1495
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 4: What club in Calgary was on.

1496
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 5: It was called the Comedy Cave and I was supposed

1497
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:21,679
Speaker 5: to be back a couple of weeks ago, and luckily

1498
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:25,920
Speaker 5: I got a commercial and I had really and so, uh,

1499
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:28,840
Speaker 5: it was good timing. But I called the guy just

1500
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:32,200
Speaker 5: to work something out because I couldn't make the weekend.

1501
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:36,520
Speaker 5: I just couldn't do the Tuesday through Sunday commitment.

1502
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 4: What could you do?

1503
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 3: I could have done Friday and Saturday, which is normal.

1504
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:45,320
Speaker 4: You're not a weekend now, weekday weekend now, Karen.

1505
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:50,280
Speaker 3: So they yelled at me, right yeah, he started yelling

1506
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,920
Speaker 3: at me, and I'm like, well, you made this easy.

1507
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 3: I just I'm not coming.

1508
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:56,240
Speaker 4: So let me hear like what what? Did he yell?

1509
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 1: Like?

1510
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:57,240
Speaker 3: How?

1511
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:57,519
Speaker 4: Wait?

1512
01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:57,640
Speaker 1: How?

1513
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 4: What? How much notice did you get?

1514
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,360
Speaker 5: I just yeah, it was about a week and a

1515
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:05,439
Speaker 5: half noticed. And uh but right when I heard I

1516
01:11:05,439 --> 01:11:07,599
Speaker 5: got I booked this thing. I said, I'm so sorry.

1517
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,799
Speaker 5: What maybe I can He's like, what am I supposed

1518
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:10,040
Speaker 5: to do?

1519
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,559
Speaker 3: He just started yelling, and I'm.

1520
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:15,200
Speaker 5: Like, oh, does this never happen where a comedian gets

1521
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:19,000
Speaker 5: an acting job and can't come because they're making way

1522
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:23,080
Speaker 5: better money doing a thing. I'm sorry, but I He's like, no,

1523
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:24,960
Speaker 5: it never happens. And I'm like, well, maybe you don't

1524
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:28,240
Speaker 5: get comedians that get work like I'd start getting.

1525
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:29,519
Speaker 3: I got upset.

1526
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:30,800
Speaker 4: Do you have a book? I guess you don't have

1527
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:31,400
Speaker 4: a booking agent.

1528
01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:33,920
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't. If you could share yours with me,

1529
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,120
Speaker 3: that'd be terrific.

1530
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,400
Speaker 4: Because that's what that's what their job is.

1531
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I've never had a booking agent. We're

1532
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:40,880
Speaker 3: revealing how blow I am on.

1533
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:46,680
Speaker 4: The comedy to I don't Iowa City.

1534
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:50,479
Speaker 5: I'm just of you if it's a way to get

1535
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:53,559
Speaker 5: to know your booking agent and get to know you

1536
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 5: a little better.

1537
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:56,479
Speaker 4: I'm in what was it? What's the commercial for?

1538
01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 5: It's for a speaker, an out unbreakable outdoor Wi Fi

1539
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:05,080
Speaker 5: speaker that called the Ultimate Years.

1540
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:06,360
Speaker 4: Are they going to give you one?

1541
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:10,040
Speaker 3: That's what I've That's what I wanted one. And then

1542
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 3: the guy said, oh, they'll give you one for sure.

1543
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,400
Speaker 5: And so I didn't embarrass myself by but I haven't

1544
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,360
Speaker 5: received one yet.

1545
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:18,599
Speaker 4: Well, maybe you got to do the commercial and then

1546
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:19,360
Speaker 4: you ask for one.

1547
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:22,559
Speaker 3: I did. Yeah I didn't. There's four little commercials. Yeah.

1548
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,559
Speaker 5: I got covered in leeches, I got bit by aunts.

1549
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 5: I had to.

1550
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:28,840
Speaker 4: Find out how much you got paid for this?

1551
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:31,759
Speaker 3: Oh, it's it's uh.

1552
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,920
Speaker 4: It's what's the proper etiquette?

1553
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:36,160
Speaker 1: As far as I guess, not asking.

1554
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:43,040
Speaker 4: I got.

1555
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:46,840
Speaker 3: I stand to not get anymore that it was a

1556
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 3: few thousand dollars.

1557
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,920
Speaker 4: Oh, you didn't have to tell me it was.

1558
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:51,400
Speaker 3: It's under ten.

1559
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:53,759
Speaker 1: Thousand dollars but above seven.

1560
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 3: But the I R S there's a lean on my

1561
01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:57,320
Speaker 3: wage that they took.

1562
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:57,880
Speaker 4: Is that true?

1563
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not. I don't know. I mean, there's a

1564
01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:03,160
Speaker 3: lot of ways I'm failing as an adult.

1565
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,640
Speaker 4: I guess it's not the time to bring up my

1566
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 4: eight oh three credit score numbers. That's almost off the charts.

1567
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:14,599
Speaker 3: Are you good with numbers? You pay attention to that stuff.

1568
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:17,519
Speaker 4: I just pay my bills, right, here's things that I do.

1569
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 4: I pay my bills, right, I generally, for the most part,

1570
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:22,320
Speaker 4: write people back.

1571
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:24,920
Speaker 5: And I don't have bad credit. Let's not jump that.

1572
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:27,040
Speaker 5: I just there's something, there's just a lean.

1573
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:28,720
Speaker 4: You have that kind of good credit where there's a

1574
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:29,439
Speaker 4: lean against you.

1575
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:34,240
Speaker 6: Well, California is broke and the I R S means business, Yeah,

1576
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:35,960
Speaker 6: California is yeah.

1577
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are cracking down on a lot of people.

1578
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:41,520
Speaker 3: We're also waterdrow financially.

1579
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 1: You heard about the water right, Yeah, it's.

1580
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:46,839
Speaker 3: Okay to shower, though, don't don't come.

1581
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 4: Here and stick it up.

1582
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,799
Speaker 1: Don't touch yourself and Linger.

1583
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:51,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you mean by that?

1584
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:53,000
Speaker 1: Do you have to let it?

1585
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 8: Linger?

1586
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:56,280
Speaker 3: Oh? I got you. I thought you're telling him he

1587
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 3: can't masturbate him.

1588
01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,800
Speaker 1: Well, because it makes your showers.

1589
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:01,840
Speaker 3: Right right right? I got you.

1590
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,320
Speaker 5: Just go in, go out, get in there, put its

1591
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:05,840
Speaker 5: soap on, rich yourself off.

1592
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 3: But don't don't use it as a time to reflect.

1593
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not.

1594
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 3: Don't have one of these meditations.

1595
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,719
Speaker 4: What about these rich people who have like these double

1596
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:18,439
Speaker 4: triple rainforests simulated?

1597
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:19,919
Speaker 3: Oh, they're part of the problem.

1598
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 1: Or we maybe make friends with some of them and

1599
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:25,559
Speaker 1: get in there. Does that help?

1600
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,800
Speaker 4: No? But are they are they like shutting off one

1601
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 4: of their five shower heads too.

1602
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:32,519
Speaker 3: I think most people aren't doing shit.

1603
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:36,000
Speaker 1: I feel like if anyone's doing shit, it's not going

1604
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:37,719
Speaker 1: to be rich people, that's for sure.

1605
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:38,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1606
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,960
Speaker 6: Although I did hear that the grass at the Masters

1607
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:43,120
Speaker 6: this year is all brown, which I think is great.

1608
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:47,040
Speaker 3: Oh that is surprising. Yeah, not the not the greens though.

1609
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:47,920
Speaker 4: But pants are brown.

1610
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:50,480
Speaker 3: That's weird. What a weird coincidence?

1611
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,360
Speaker 1: That and more in Iowa City, Iowa.

1612
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,679
Speaker 4: I will do those, will you really?

1613
01:14:58,760 --> 01:14:58,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1614
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,880
Speaker 4: I'll do them, But you win because I don't know

1615
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:02,519
Speaker 4: if I can afford, like I can afford to pay

1616
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 4: you and afford to pay for a rental car.

1617
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:08,439
Speaker 3: I won't know about what if they are willing to

1618
01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:09,280
Speaker 3: fork over money?

1619
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,120
Speaker 4: Are you know these are music menus, So.

1620
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:14,040
Speaker 5: You're slowly revealing that it will be for no money.

1621
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:20,519
Speaker 4: Well, I think I opened with that hiding. I wasn't hiding.

1622
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:22,000
Speaker 4: I said it's ship money, and it might.

1623
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:24,280
Speaker 3: You might even if I end up in the area,

1624
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:25,719
Speaker 3: I'll show up and do a guest.

1625
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:28,200
Speaker 6: Let me look at a cost to fly there at

1626
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:31,439
Speaker 6: the Yeah, run, some numbers would be fun.

1627
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:32,639
Speaker 3: I haven't.

1628
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:36,960
Speaker 5: I've been I've kind of uh been staying in town

1629
01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 5: for these commercials because I've been booking some commercial.

1630
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:41,719
Speaker 4: You know you can't do. You could do the run

1631
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:43,679
Speaker 4: with me whatever else I do with Bassoula.

1632
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:44,920
Speaker 3: Oh, that'd be fun.

1633
01:15:45,439 --> 01:15:46,000
Speaker 1: There you go.

1634
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:53,160
Speaker 4: It's gonna be Basula, Paris, Paris, Taxis, and then Lisbon, Lisbon,

1635
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:59,759
Speaker 4: Wisconsin up the resort. They're a private fish thriller.

1636
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:04,920
Speaker 1: But Munich, Wyoming, but you have that one gig. Oh,

1637
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:07,520
Speaker 1: I love Munich, Wyoming is amazing.

1638
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:09,919
Speaker 4: Have you ever done a show in Wyoming?

1639
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,519
Speaker 3: Is there a place you know?

1640
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,920
Speaker 4: I haven't because that's like that's not my I hate

1641
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,680
Speaker 4: to say bucket list, but it's on my list of

1642
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:18,040
Speaker 4: states I haven't done. Oh, you're like, do you have

1643
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:22,640
Speaker 4: a map? I don't have a man, I know, No,

1644
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:23,639
Speaker 4: I don't have a map.

1645
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:27,320
Speaker 6: I remember when I E code when I very first

1646
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:31,680
Speaker 6: started stand up. Uh, there was a comic and now

1647
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:34,439
Speaker 6: I can't remember his name or his face really, but

1648
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 6: I just remember other comics.

1649
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,360
Speaker 1: In terms of talking about him.

1650
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,640
Speaker 6: Because he had a map of the United States and

1651
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:43,280
Speaker 6: he had put pins in everywhere he had on the map.

1652
01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:47,760
Speaker 6: The code was LP, which meant laid pipe. So he

1653
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 6: literally had a map in his room.

1654
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:52,720
Speaker 3: Sounds like arch Barker with No, it.

1655
01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:58,120
Speaker 6: Was not arch Barker pipe with U literally map it

1656
01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:59,200
Speaker 6: with pins.

1657
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:01,960
Speaker 3: Wow? Oh for land pipe.

1658
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:04,759
Speaker 5: He's doing comedy for the wrong reasons. That's like getting

1659
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:05,919
Speaker 5: into it to get famous.

1660
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,599
Speaker 4: So what so he has a map with every place

1661
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:08,240
Speaker 4: he's taking a ship.

1662
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:11,439
Speaker 6: That's what I thought when they were first talking about it.

1663
01:17:11,439 --> 01:17:13,519
Speaker 6: I was like, that's just there's something wrong with him.

1664
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:15,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, what if you're the guy that doesn't know what

1665
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:16,600
Speaker 3: land pipe means.

1666
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:17,960
Speaker 4: And you think I was just that guy?

1667
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:21,720
Speaker 3: What if you were the guy that that Todd just was,

1668
01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:23,240
Speaker 3: But in real life, I.

1669
01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:28,800
Speaker 4: Was explaining the maps these cities are and you'll see Lp.

1670
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,680
Speaker 4: That's after laying the pipe. That's a city where I

1671
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 4: was able to lay pipe.

1672
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:33,880
Speaker 1: That's where.

1673
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:36,479
Speaker 4: That's weird that he doesn't have the names of the women.

1674
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:38,400
Speaker 4: He has the city.

1675
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:42,120
Speaker 6: The city more of a general feel of like, look

1676
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,439
Speaker 6: at how I'm taking over America.

1677
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:49,280
Speaker 4: No wonder that Milwaukee, whatever your name was, You just

1678
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,800
Speaker 4: remember laying pipe. Wow, we're almost there.

1679
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:55,920
Speaker 3: You're just a red pin. Yeah, I don't. I would

1680
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,320
Speaker 3: never monitor that. That was.

1681
01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:00,280
Speaker 5: That was guys that were starting to go off the

1682
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:04,360
Speaker 5: deep end in college. That were they were tallying women

1683
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:07,800
Speaker 5: they've been with. And I thought that was an unhealthy

1684
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:08,800
Speaker 5: thing today, And I.

1685
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 4: Was, right, what if you're o CD, you do it

1686
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:12,880
Speaker 4: for that, right, It's the.

1687
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,920
Speaker 3: Same reason you line up napkins at the edge of

1688
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:15,320
Speaker 3: the table.

1689
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:15,839
Speaker 4: Exactly.

1690
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:18,760
Speaker 3: I can accept that, except I have to keep track

1691
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 3: of him.

1692
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:23,479
Speaker 4: Except you're at office deco by push pins, push pins.

1693
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:26,080
Speaker 1: I could write up where are the pink push pins?

1694
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:30,080
Speaker 5: Because I'm also gonna need three or four baby blue ones.

1695
01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:36,519
Speaker 5: Please don't ask any questions. Cedric Gervase, Oh, we've talked

1696
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:40,000
Speaker 5: about these these are DJs Yep and.

1697
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:42,840
Speaker 3: Reins in Vegas. Yes, it took me a while to

1698
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:45,799
Speaker 3: figure it out. We'll just be a dude with a

1699
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:46,639
Speaker 3: pencil thin.

1700
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,720
Speaker 4: Mussa like jaw eer. It gets on a plane with

1701
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:51,440
Speaker 4: a laptop.

1702
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:55,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, ghost goes to the lux or.

1703
01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:57,080
Speaker 1: Cedric's one of those men.

1704
01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:00,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they always have Yeah, they don't have like

1705
01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:02,479
Speaker 5: DJ scribbles or names like I.

1706
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 4: Thought it might be a double bill entertainers.

1707
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:08,960
Speaker 5: It was him got to be the first person, which

1708
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:11,439
Speaker 5: between Cedric the entertainer and Ricky Jarvas.

1709
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:14,440
Speaker 3: His name is Cedric Jarvas.

1710
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:19,320
Speaker 4: Let's uh, let's talk about Ricky. How's l a been done? What?

1711
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,080
Speaker 4: What's the latest here?

1712
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,160
Speaker 1: Since you've been We've missed you so much.

1713
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:25,720
Speaker 3: I haven't done at midnight yet? Although serious this time

1714
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:28,400
Speaker 3: you did it. You obviously mentioned it. I think the

1715
01:19:28,479 --> 01:19:29,240
Speaker 3: guy called.

1716
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,439
Speaker 4: Me the next day that you haven't done it?

1717
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:32,439
Speaker 3: Can you do the first?

1718
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:35,040
Speaker 5: And I said you bet, and then he said, oh,

1719
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:36,240
Speaker 5: never mind, false alarm.

1720
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:38,799
Speaker 4: Well i'll mention your name again on Wednesday.

1721
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,080
Speaker 3: Are you doing it Wednesday?

1722
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:43,600
Speaker 4: I knew it, Yeah, I almost didn't. I just was like,

1723
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:45,200
Speaker 4: I guess I feel like, oh, I should do it

1724
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:48,120
Speaker 4: every time I'm in town because it does fund the

1725
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:50,559
Speaker 4: part of the trip, of course, but it also I

1726
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,040
Speaker 4: don't know, it's like, oh, now I got to go

1727
01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:53,400
Speaker 4: to work, do work.

1728
01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:54,240
Speaker 3: That'll be fun.

1729
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:55,679
Speaker 4: Did they give you the lunch?

1730
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 3: Did they give you the hashtag topics? Yet?

1731
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,160
Speaker 4: No, they give them to you kind of last I'm

1732
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:01,840
Speaker 4: not allowed to tell you, but they give to you

1733
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:06,280
Speaker 4: like last minute. And yeah, quite often it's you wish

1734
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:07,559
Speaker 4: you had a little more time. Now.

1735
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:10,960
Speaker 3: Do you ever use the jokes that the writers use?

1736
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:14,200
Speaker 4: Almost never? Usually my goats, my point guy who I

1737
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:16,920
Speaker 4: bounced it off of his blade to patch? Yeah, he's

1738
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:19,800
Speaker 4: an old friend of mine. Yeah, so, but I don't

1739
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:22,920
Speaker 4: want to. I'll have them like maybe something will be tweaked,

1740
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:24,320
Speaker 4: but I just don't like, I don't want to like

1741
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:24,599
Speaker 4: to just.

1742
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:25,719
Speaker 3: Do ad people's jokes.

1743
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:28,320
Speaker 5: Well you know what when I if if they have

1744
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,679
Speaker 5: jokes that are better than mine, and I know they're better,

1745
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:31,479
Speaker 5: I would do them.

1746
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:33,200
Speaker 4: Well, there's the word for you.

1747
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:38,040
Speaker 5: A hack before This is where you stayed last ye, yeah,

1748
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:38,680
Speaker 5: look at this.

1749
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:40,920
Speaker 1: He is a true creature of habit.

1750
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:43,880
Speaker 3: You are a creature of habit. You like this place?

1751
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:45,920
Speaker 4: Did you get enough? Uh? Did we get enough?

1752
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:49,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we I mean we were losing our minds

1753
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:50,559
Speaker 5: at the actual airport.

1754
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a night. That was That was like

1755
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,400
Speaker 4: over an hour before I left the airport.

1756
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:58,160
Speaker 5: But yeah, this podcast will be completely an hour long,

1757
01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,439
Speaker 5: so it's actually perfect.

1758
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:01,160
Speaker 3: Half hour there, a half hour back.

1759
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:03,759
Speaker 4: Okay, nice. Oh then you guys talked.

1760
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 1: For half Yeah, we're going to talk about you for

1761
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:06,040
Speaker 1: a half an hour.

1762
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:06,640
Speaker 3: We're gon.

1763
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:12,679
Speaker 4: We're never doing any right, right, you're.

1764
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:17,200
Speaker 3: One of my afraid that's what everyone, that's what we want.

1765
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,400
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you.

1766
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:19,760
Speaker 4: I'm glad you guys did this.

1767
01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:25,000
Speaker 3: Maybe at my court.

1768
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,120
Speaker 4: I love you guys, and I'll let you know about

1769
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:28,120
Speaker 4: the Iowa City thing.

1770
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be great. Let's stay in touch and maybe

1771
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:34,640
Speaker 5: i'll see around town. I'm doing a big Foot lodge tonight.

1772
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:35,080
Speaker 3: If you want wine.

1773
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:38,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just a show called Babe Island.

1774
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:48,519
Speaker 3: There's no girls there though. It'll be fun though. Todd Berry,

1775
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:49,080
Speaker 3: thank you.

1776
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:52,840
Speaker 1: Todd Barry. We love you. Welcome to Los Angeles.

1777
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:59,040
Speaker 5: Of course you've been listening. Do you need a right

1778
01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:01,320
Speaker 5: Thank you? Todd, talk to you soon.

1779
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:03,719
Speaker 3: Well we should.

1780
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:08,360
Speaker 5: I'm sorry we had the buzzing. The buzzing went away. Y.

1781
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:13,519
Speaker 5: We never want to go to Lax ever again. And uh,

1782
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:17,800
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that I got upset earlier, but I think

1783
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:21,120
Speaker 5: it ended up fine. And Karen, I always know that

1784
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Speaker 5: you and I no matter what happens during the podcast,

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01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:24,640
Speaker 5: we will remain.

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01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,400
Speaker 1: Friends always, yes, forever.

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Speaker 3: I feel like nothing was damaged between us.

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01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:30,840
Speaker 1: No, not in the least.

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Speaker 4: No.

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01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:33,799
Speaker 1: That was really frustrating and kind of insane.

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01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:35,960
Speaker 5: I don't want to go to Lax anymore. We might

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01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:39,320
Speaker 5: have to change our probably. I mean, we haven't been

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01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:39,920
Speaker 5: going there.

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01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:40,240
Speaker 3: For a reason.

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Speaker 1: You know what it is.

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01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:43,439
Speaker 6: I swear to God though it's Sunday night, because I

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01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:47,080
Speaker 6: think of it, everyone travels on Sunday to get either

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01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:48,479
Speaker 6: to get back or to start.

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01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,280
Speaker 1: Their vacation, and nighttime.

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01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:54,840
Speaker 6: Of course, that's like we basically hit the most the

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01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:58,200
Speaker 6: most busy. It could possibly be the most busiest, the

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01:22:58,200 --> 01:22:58,960
Speaker 6: most busiest.

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01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:00,000
Speaker 3: Never again on a Sunday.

1804
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:05,360
Speaker 6: Never never again is what they for the time before.

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01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:09,439
Speaker 3: Never again is well.

1806
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:14,800
Speaker 6: I love Tod Berry because I am him as well.

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01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:15,879
Speaker 3: I got nervous.

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01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,479
Speaker 5: I thought, yeah, he if I had talked to him

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01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:21,280
Speaker 5: that way, if you would jump by you said fuck

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01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,000
Speaker 5: you to him.

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01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,559
Speaker 6: Well, I've known him for a really long time. But

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01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:27,559
Speaker 6: also uh, at one point I was like, God, it's

1813
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:30,000
Speaker 6: I feel tired and it's so quiet, and you were

1814
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:32,680
Speaker 6: trying to do something and I look back and he

1815
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:33,880
Speaker 6: was just checking his phone.

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01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:36,040
Speaker 1: It was like, sorry, you got to pay the piper.

1817
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:38,439
Speaker 1: If you're gonna get a free ride, you you.

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01:23:38,479 --> 01:23:40,880
Speaker 5: Well put yourself in his shoes for a minute. I mean,

1819
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:43,639
Speaker 5: you get off a plane. You've been on a plane

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01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:46,479
Speaker 5: for hours and hours. That so why he needs to

1821
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:48,920
Speaker 5: find out what he may be missed. There's there might

1822
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:50,680
Speaker 5: be career ending news.

1823
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:52,160
Speaker 1: That's true, except.

1824
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,600
Speaker 5: And he had to get on his phone, so I

1825
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:55,400
Speaker 5: understand why.

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01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:57,360
Speaker 4: I just know it's true.

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01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:59,240
Speaker 6: But you have to here's the thing, and maybe it's

1828
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:01,519
Speaker 6: the thing we learned and you got to be better

1829
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:03,960
Speaker 6: at faking it, right, But maybe I take that for

1830
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:06,679
Speaker 6: granted because I'm good at multitask and faking things.

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01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,840
Speaker 3: Hey, that is what it is. I am not.

1832
01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:12,599
Speaker 5: If you saw me, I almost shut down emotionally when

1833
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:13,880
Speaker 5: there was a buzz in the thing.

1834
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:17,200
Speaker 3: I can't even I can't talk anymore. I get crippled

1835
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:17,479
Speaker 3: by it.

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01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:20,719
Speaker 6: But that's also your panic, which I get the same

1837
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:24,920
Speaker 6: kind of panic when it's the one thing we've we've

1838
01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:27,559
Speaker 6: made all this effort to go pick him up and

1839
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:29,400
Speaker 6: to do all the ship and you drove to my

1840
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:30,000
Speaker 6: house and.

1841
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:31,800
Speaker 1: We're doing we're we We've made a.

1842
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:35,240
Speaker 6: Day coordinating all these things and then to get to

1843
01:24:35,439 --> 01:24:37,599
Speaker 6: the right, to the brink of it and to have

1844
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:38,479
Speaker 6: a buzzing start.

1845
01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:40,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like saying, well all that was for not.

1846
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm glad it stopped. I'm gonna do some

1847
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:45,680
Speaker 5: tests with this. I'm gonna do some more, you know,

1848
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:47,719
Speaker 5: like they do in a factory. Put in in a

1849
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:50,920
Speaker 5: in a computer chair, throw some beanbags.

1850
01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:52,080
Speaker 3: On it, do different tests that I run.

1851
01:24:52,439 --> 01:24:54,439
Speaker 5: Look it up, pour some water on it, see what

1852
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:56,479
Speaker 5: it see what's going wrong with it?

1853
01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:59,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. But right now it sounds great, And

1854
01:24:59,439 --> 01:25:01,400
Speaker 3: I think this was a good episode and feel good

1855
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:03,400
Speaker 3: about it. If you liked it or like other.

1856
01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:05,680
Speaker 5: Episodes, doesn't have to be this one good iTunes give

1857
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:08,360
Speaker 5: us a good rating because apparently that helps us.

1858
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:11,759
Speaker 1: I think this also, I think this episode was very real.

1859
01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:15,360
Speaker 6: Whereas normally like I'm in a great mood and yeah

1860
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,280
Speaker 6: I'm being a great time and just laughing my ass off,

1861
01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:19,479
Speaker 6: this one was kind of like it was like work.

1862
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:22,400
Speaker 5: I think people like it when they like in this episode,

1863
01:25:22,439 --> 01:25:24,719
Speaker 5: we both reveal ourselves to be highly flawed.

1864
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:25,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1865
01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:28,160
Speaker 5: And if you're out there and you work at you know,

1866
01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:31,639
Speaker 5: Kreganado Parts or just Tires or Uber, and you want

1867
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:33,840
Speaker 5: a sponsor, do you need ride? Well, God damn it,

1868
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:36,479
Speaker 5: we are. My pockets are filled with lent, if you

1869
01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:37,080
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying.

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01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:42,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, I agree, we need a sponsor. We also need

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01:25:42,439 --> 01:25:47,479
Speaker 6: someone who, uh can help us with the technical aspects

1872
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:50,759
Speaker 6: of this podcast, because we're kind of like two children

1873
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:55,120
Speaker 6: with a very advanced recording system.

1874
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:57,240
Speaker 5: If we had someone, but then we'd have someone in

1875
01:25:57,240 --> 01:25:58,839
Speaker 5: the car tinkering around.

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01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,320
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't just need.

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01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:06,519
Speaker 6: I just needed maybe whatever booking agent you get also

1878
01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:08,160
Speaker 6: with no technical, uh.

1879
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:11,479
Speaker 3: Textile, I just need help, just need help.

1880
01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:11,960
Speaker 1: We both do.

1881
01:26:12,160 --> 01:26:13,920
Speaker 6: And you know what the good part about all of

1882
01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:15,960
Speaker 6: this is everybody does.

1883
01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:16,759
Speaker 3: Everybody.

1884
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:20,719
Speaker 6: Everybody needs help, needs to figure out how to ask

1885
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:23,559
Speaker 6: for help. Everybody needs to figure out how to not

1886
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:25,160
Speaker 6: freak out because they need help.

1887
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:30,519
Speaker 5: You're listening to Delilah and this Mariah Carey songs an

1888
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:32,559
Speaker 5: old one but a good one, and it's going out

1889
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:33,240
Speaker 5: to one girl.

1890
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:41,280
Speaker 3: It feels lonely. Tonight and it's Christmas. I don't there

1891
01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:41,919
Speaker 3: we go?

1892
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:45,120
Speaker 1: Is that what you're setting up for?

1893
01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:47,880
Speaker 3: It's something about male.

1894
01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:50,800
Speaker 1: Characters.

1895
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:54,240
Speaker 5: Okay, just to go back to the cartoon characters having sex.

1896
01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:58,880
Speaker 5: It's the same as flirtatiously singing about fucking Santa Claus.

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01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,760
Speaker 3: That's what I don't buy. I agree, keep your dick

1898
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:03,200
Speaker 3: out of my childhood memories.

1899
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:06,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, there is that thing of like, I'm gonna use Santa,

1900
01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:10,960
Speaker 6: I'm gonna I'm gonna lure Santa in with my tits

1901
01:27:11,439 --> 01:27:15,519
Speaker 6: and then he's going to give me more presents. I've

1902
01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:17,680
Speaker 6: always felt had a real problem with that.

1903
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, how about not acting naughty the way you're supposed

1904
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:22,559
Speaker 5: to be around them?

1905
01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:26,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. How about the sexuality of niceness?

1906
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:30,280
Speaker 3: And I think exactly, let's let's end with that.

1907
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:33,960
Speaker 5: Let's be let's let's think about how sexy it is

1908
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:34,599
Speaker 5: to be nice.

1909
01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:39,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, how really alluring and sexy niceness is.

1910
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:42,320
Speaker 3: You don't have to be sexy and dirty to be nice.

1911
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:46,760
Speaker 1: But you don't have to take you and you don't

1912
01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:48,480
Speaker 1: have to be rich to be my girl.

1913
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:55,479
Speaker 5: And you don't you don't bring me flowers anymore.

1914
01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:59,479
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you. You came in for the kill saved us.

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01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:00,880
Speaker 3: My mom list that.

1916
01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:03,000
Speaker 1: You're getting booked in Iowa.

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01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:05,880
Speaker 5: My mom and love that song. She'd listen to it

1918
01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:08,760
Speaker 5: in a robe with earphones. The earphones were not plugged in.

1919
01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:11,439
Speaker 5: It was blaring through the whole house. You don't bring

1920
01:28:11,479 --> 01:28:14,599
Speaker 5: me flowers anymore. I don't think my dad didn't know

1921
01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:18,439
Speaker 5: who that song was for. There wasn't a flower shop

1922
01:28:18,479 --> 01:28:21,400
Speaker 5: near our house. Okay, we're gonna end this podcast. I've

1923
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:24,080
Speaker 5: been Chris Aryank since I've been Garret. You've been listening

1924
01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:25,160
Speaker 5: to Do you need a ride?

1925
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:27,800
Speaker 8: D Y N A R.

1926
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:33,840
Speaker 1: I N I. You wanna way back home? Either way

1927
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:35,519
Speaker 1: we want to be there.

1928
01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:41,280
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you clay give us time

1929
01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:44,680
Speaker 2: and they turning on engage.

1930
01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:46,840
Speaker 1: We want to send.

1931
01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:51,759
Speaker 2: You up in sil We want to welcome you back home.

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01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:59,080
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Now?

1933
01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:00,800
Speaker 1: Form the.

1934
01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:16,799
Speaker 2: The Do you need to ride?

1935
01:29:17,439 --> 01:29:20,679
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1936
01:29:21,360 --> 01:29:24,719
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1937
01:29:25,320 --> 01:29:27,200
Speaker 2: Do you need ride?

1938
01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:28,679
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1939
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:30,200
Speaker 8: Do you need.

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01:29:36,479 --> 01:29:39,600
Speaker 3: With Karen and chriss H