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Speaker 1: Then Jubil Show on demand. It is the game show

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Speaker 1: that's sweeping the entire nation and three countries in Eastern Europe.

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Speaker 1: Stupid Internet questions. Yeah, where we ask you the stupid

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Speaker 1: thing that's being discussed on the Internet today, and then

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Speaker 1: we debated. I'm your host, Don Dunckleman, and this is

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet questions. For today's Internet question that's being asked

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Speaker 1: on the dot com. It's pretty simple. This is what

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Speaker 1: people are wanting to know. I'm Don Dunckleman. This is

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet questions. And today's stupid Internet question that we'll

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Speaker 1: discuss is would you rather have gas on a first

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Speaker 1: date with your future wife or on your wedding night?

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Speaker 1: Let's discuss Alex Frank, Let's discuss would you rather have gas?

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Speaker 1: Let's discuss farts on a first date or on your

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Speaker 1: wedding night? When would you rather have bad gas on

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Speaker 1: my wedding night? Wedding night? Yeah? I would go with

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Speaker 1: wedding night as well. Why I take some beto on

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Speaker 1: my first date to my future If I had bad gas,

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Speaker 1: then that would be embarrassing and then what if we

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Speaker 1: didn't ever see each other again? Because I thought I

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Speaker 1: was like it could ruin your whole future. Honestly, that

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Speaker 1: is the best part about a first date, in my opinion,

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Speaker 1: when you're a dude, is because as a guy, you

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Speaker 1: might not have had to fart in months, right, but

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, when you have a first date,

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Speaker 1: for whatever reason, your body's cruel and it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I have all I want to do today is fart

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Speaker 1: and you're like, well, I'm going out with I can't

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Speaker 1: I can't do. I've been drinking water all day in preparation.

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Speaker 1: And then you're out and you're eating all kinds of

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Speaker 1: rich food and she's talking about whatever because you're not

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Speaker 1: even listening because you're just trying to hold in a fart,

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Speaker 1: so you don't discuss your future wife maybe, And that's

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Speaker 1: what happens, right, every single time I've had a first date,

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Speaker 1: it seems like I have really bad gas. That's why

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Speaker 1: the best part of a first date when you're a

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Speaker 1: guy is when it's over and you drop her off

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Speaker 1: at her house and she closes the door to your

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Speaker 1: car because it's the most amazing fart you've ever had.

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Speaker 1: She closes the door and she's like, yeah, if you're

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Speaker 1: a lady, and you think that I'm lying about that.

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Speaker 1: The next time you get dropped off after a first date,

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Speaker 1: act like you forgot something and go back in open

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Speaker 1: that door like I forgot my purse and be like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, trying to pass out. Yeah, you're a monster,

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Speaker 1: producer Bennett jumping in. I mean, farts are an indicator

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Speaker 1: on the first date for me, indicator of indicator of

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Speaker 1: if I can fart in front of you, because and

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Speaker 1: I want to the town first date first, going to

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Speaker 1: hold my fart for anyone, it's not healthy. Don't hold

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Speaker 1: your farts. So if I'm on the first date, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be like, yo, I have to fart, and gona

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Speaker 1: say that it's gonna be first the actual f are

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Speaker 1: you talking? I'm going to announce it and let a

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Speaker 1: release and if you rock with it, then yeah, they

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Speaker 1: announce it. How many people have rocked without in the past, Well,

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Speaker 1: my last husband. Okay, you also don't need to announce it.

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Speaker 1: But I like the swag though, so I think that

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Speaker 1: you should announce it. But you should announce it like

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Speaker 1: a king entering the room in the eighteen hundreds, like

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Speaker 1: trumpets playing playing, just like hey, hey, I am now

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Speaker 1: are you rocking with it or not? I think you

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Speaker 1: should do that. I want gas on the first date

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Speaker 1: because at my wedding night, I want to be hot.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be bloated. I want to be

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Speaker 1: looking good. And yeah, it's a first date. I have

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Speaker 1: plenty of other opportunities to make you feel better about me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if I get your wedding night, you already locked in, baby, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I guess I can see that side a little bit, right,

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Speaker 1: because also if they want to go out with you

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Speaker 1: again after you've farted a bunch in front of the

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Speaker 1: minutes the first date, they must really like you. Yeah, see, ben,

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Speaker 1: I think Bennet's just proved that that's the only way

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Speaker 1: to know if people really should be in your life

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Speaker 1: or not. Exactly right, If you can't my farts, you

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Speaker 1: can't handle the rest of me, and it's part except

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Speaker 1: way worse. If you can't hand on my farts, then

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Speaker 1: you don't deserve me at my not farts. But we

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Speaker 1: want to plane once and this person kept on farting.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was and I don't know who it was,

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Speaker 1: obviously it was pissing me off though, because it smelled

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Speaker 1: freaking horrible. Higher time, so fed up. I was like,

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Speaker 1: who's farting? You can hear everybody or around just sighing relief, like,

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Speaker 1: thank you man for saying that. I think it was

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Speaker 1: the person right behind us. I think it was. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure, but he looked very awkward. Now it's like,

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Speaker 1: who the only one who looked awkward? Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: beautiful to see because he got called out, and because

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Speaker 1: he's probably done that a lot on planes, because on

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Speaker 1: planes people do that. He's sitting there and he's like

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Speaker 1: sneaking him out. Also, you don't even have to sneak

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Speaker 1: him because he can't hear it over the engine. So

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Speaker 1: this guy constantly going on planes and finally his spot

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Speaker 1: gets blown up by somebody goes who's farting? And he

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Speaker 1: like looks this. He was staring at the back of

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Speaker 1: that seat for the entire flight, his eyes from that seat. Hello,

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Speaker 1: you can smell it, just like everybody else cares. Because

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Speaker 1: as good to you does not mean you didn't say that.

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Speaker 1: It was so funny because he would not move his

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Speaker 1: head and he was just like, oh boy, I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I have this vision of her like hijacking

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Speaker 1: to flight it before you did That's it, you guys.

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Speaker 1: Just let you know that it's already I got bad

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Speaker 1: gas right now to see you know, will be dropping

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