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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to the Zightly News with

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Speaker 1: Miles Brokaw. My name is Jacko brand that is Miles Gray. Uh.

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Speaker 1: That uh temporary title for this segment is courtesy of

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Speaker 1: Colin Emon Colin Ema. Come on, Colin h uh, let's

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Speaker 1: talk about some trends. Man. Man, it's uh let these

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Speaker 1: zeke gang know. Um, you know, I'm actually when I

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Speaker 1: look at this, some hip hop heavy stuff going on

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Speaker 1: the back end of this, this sweet little dose of news.

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Speaker 1: But I mean up front too, we got the good liar,

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Speaker 1: which him. I mean, who's more hip hop than Helen Mary?

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Speaker 1: I can't believe those movies trending? But it is. It

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Speaker 1: came out today. Yeah, it's got an old twister rue.

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Speaker 1: I think it's the reason that's trending. You look at

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Speaker 1: the just the sort of headlines about it, somewhere like

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Speaker 1: oh my god, it makes the most of Ian McKellan

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Speaker 1: and Helen Mere and other ones like there, I fucking

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Speaker 1: isn't enough is literally a headline from the Portland Mercury Blog,

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Speaker 1: and another one's like their I fucking isn't enough. I

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Speaker 1: guess so maybe they wanted them to really bang screen

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Speaker 1: and you know, other ones like it's it's fine until

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Speaker 1: a twist. But essentially it's like a movie about an

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Speaker 1: old con artist who thinks he's doing a con and

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Speaker 1: follows for the mark, and then is he the mark.

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Speaker 1: There's one part where his eyes are going back and

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Speaker 1: forth like a Calico cat clock. They got milk commercials.

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Speaker 1: It's like very almost cartoonish. But the way he talks

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Speaker 1: as dope was like, it's kind of like your bro compression.

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Speaker 1: Tom Broke was the same as McClellan. Well maybe not.

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Speaker 1: I got to hear it a little bit, but I

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Speaker 1: think I saw the trailer for this when I was

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Speaker 1: seeing Last Christmas, which listeners, if you haven't seen that one,

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Speaker 1: watch that now. Yeah, strap on your whatever you gotta do.

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Speaker 1: Terrible movie. But also I will say, I know we're

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Speaker 1: getting off topic a little bit. Amelia Clark, I'm really

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Speaker 1: loving her a com You've been talking about her NonStop.

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Speaker 1: Her She's the next Helen Mirren's the next what's the

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Speaker 1: other one from Bridget Jones Diary Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones

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Speaker 1: Rene's l Wigger? Yeah yeah yeah, uh hellamaron Ian McKellen,

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Speaker 1: I love this dude. I love this director. He directed Kinzie.

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Speaker 1: As I told you, it has one of my favorite

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Speaker 1: scenes in it, the scene where the he goes to

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Speaker 1: see the like guy who's I think he's like a

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Speaker 1: sexual predator but like has like an unparalleled sexual appetite,

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Speaker 1: and he brags that he can go from flaccid to

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Speaker 1: orgasm in six seconds and then demonstrates it and then

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Speaker 1: proves it and it and it involves the sound huh

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Speaker 1: huh huh. Wow. It's comedic, but essentially it's the same

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Speaker 1: thing as other scandals that happen where a person is

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Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I'm gonna start masturbating from exactly great scene,

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Speaker 1: great scene, one of the one of the great Uh.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about what else is trending? Apparently you can

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Speaker 1: get paid a thousand dollars uh to watch Hallmark holiday movies. Miles.

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Speaker 1: It's been great working with created for you and also

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Speaker 1: based on the amount of people uh listeners who sent

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Speaker 1: me this article or articles about this um so on

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Speaker 1: the surface, it sounds like the dopest thing. Ever, It's like, Yo, man,

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Speaker 1: you want to watch twenty four fucking Hallmark movies in

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Speaker 1: a day or something, two days or whatever, you get

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Speaker 1: a thousand dollars and people think it's a job. It

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Speaker 1: is not a job. You have said that you watch

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Speaker 1: your Hallmark movies at two x speed. Oh, yes I do.

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Speaker 1: It's because I got a cram them in. But so

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Speaker 1: the whole thing is it's actually a contest and that

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Speaker 1: has nothing to do with the Hallmark Channel in any

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Speaker 1: official or formal capacity. And so it's a contest where

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Speaker 1: fucking one person will get chosen. Um. But then when

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Speaker 1: you really look at it, man, the devil's in the

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Speaker 1: details on this one. Read the fine prizzy, because it

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Speaker 1: says after they find the one winner, Uh, you basically

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Speaker 1: have to watch these like forty eight hours worth of

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Speaker 1: movies and really that just works out to be less

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Speaker 1: than twenty hour. Um. So that's you know, I know

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Speaker 1: it sounds cool, but really just I think your time

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Speaker 1: is better spent um. And then the real deal here

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Speaker 1: is that it's being put together by uh this company

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Speaker 1: called Internet Service Partners, a third party sales century Link

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Speaker 1: doing business as century Link quote dot com. So to enter,

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Speaker 1: you got to give up all this motherfucking personal information

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Speaker 1: and then they're like, whoa, we won't give it to

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Speaker 1: a third party, but we may sell it to them,

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Speaker 1: So we will not give it. They say they already

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Speaker 1: have like seventy five thousand submissions, So I think they

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Speaker 1: did a that's a pretty good way to get people

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Speaker 1: to give up some of their personal information. But shadow

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Speaker 1: economy of selling information about all of us. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: it's a man, I mean, otherwise this sounds like a

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Speaker 1: great yeah. No, it's amazing. Yeah. Uh. Jabberwaukee's is trending

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Speaker 1: on Twitter. Which is the Shakespeare poem? Not the Shakespeare

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Speaker 1: Shakespeare Jabberwaokee. I don't think so that T. S. Eliott

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Speaker 1: know it is the Jabberwaukee is by Lewis Carroll. Lewis

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Speaker 1: Carroll such an idiot and not even fucking major in English.

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Speaker 1: Is the dance Crew? Yes, I didn't know about them.

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Speaker 1: I will. I'm I'm not ashamed. I am a little

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Speaker 1: ashamed to do it about them. But they're dope as fun.

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Speaker 1: They won the winners. They were the winners of the

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Speaker 1: first season of America's Best Dance Crew. Um and yeah,

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Speaker 1: I shout out to my boy Fee who's in the

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Speaker 1: Jeff in the Jabberwaukee's O. G member. Um, they are

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Speaker 1: trending because they're in the new baby video. You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Uh? And it's a great video. It's

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Speaker 1: a great videos. Videos are fun to like old school

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Speaker 1: fun hip hop videos. Yeah, it's a it's a great

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Speaker 1: video that I'm gonna have to watch some of his

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Speaker 1: other videos and this video another dozen times today, probably

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Speaker 1: because it's one continuous cut basically uh shot in that

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Speaker 1: Warner lot, which I'm sure when you see you'll be

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Speaker 1: like I know this from fucking everything. Um, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: good good sets of dance cruise and just fun visuals.

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Speaker 1: One woman who was in a handstand basically twerking it

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Speaker 1: in a handstand the whole time. Yes, Like I was

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Speaker 1: afraid she was going to get a nosebleed. I'm she

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Speaker 1: may have, right, I think you can. She's turned away

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Speaker 1: at one point and presumably just bleeding through her not

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Speaker 1: are that's like a thing, right if you're inverted too

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Speaker 1: long you can just get or is that like a

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Speaker 1: remember David Blaine did, like stayed upside down for a

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Speaker 1: long time and that was his trick, just not getting

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Speaker 1: a nosebleed. Yeah, well you're like that'll kill you apparently.

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Speaker 1: Oh like if you're inverted in all your blood just

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Speaker 1: like pools. Yeah, yeah, I know somebody who knows something

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Speaker 1: about that trick. And he didn't even stay upside down

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Speaker 1: the whole time. Wow, ye who's that? I can't tell you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I cannot reveal my sources. Al right, okay, wow wait,

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Speaker 1: so you're you could have just blown the whole thing

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Speaker 1: open right now, but it can't do it and me

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Speaker 1: and David are tight. He's the homie. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: I'm not I think I think I said it off Mike,

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Speaker 1: but I remember seeing a video of him like showing

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Speaker 1: people how he was holding his breath or training his

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Speaker 1: and um, that led to a lot of stupid experiments

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Speaker 1: from me. Yeah, early YouTube like seeing videos like David

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Speaker 1: Blaine explainers. Yo, I could add a terrible career as

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Speaker 1: a failed magician, but it's it's taken about five years

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Speaker 1: the David Blame video, I was like, that dude's actually

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Speaker 1: really talented. But hey, man, who's that? Yeah, but now

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Speaker 1: somebody write that guy's name down on my arm with

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Speaker 1: ash all right. And finally Big Sean and janet Ico

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Speaker 1: are trending because they have a new song. They have

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Speaker 1: a new song. They were exes, they are not together.

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Speaker 1: She had the Big Sean faced heat too. Yes, she

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Speaker 1: had Big Sean's face hat and then had to cover

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Speaker 1: it up with like a really aggressive star escape or something,

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Speaker 1: and she basically covered it up. Um, but people, the

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Speaker 1: reason why people are talking, No, it's not just because

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Speaker 1: two exes who haven't you know, maybe could benefit from

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Speaker 1: out a video for her song. Uh, none of your concern.

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Speaker 1: But it's the lyrics that have people melting in their

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Speaker 1: Big Sean, Oh God comes in at the end and

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Speaker 1: oh God, lets people know, Oh God, that he made

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Speaker 1: Jenne Ico come nine times at once. Oh God, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. This is the lyrics. But every time I

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Speaker 1: find my replacement, how could you? I made you come

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Speaker 1: nine times in one day. Your two lips should come

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Speaker 1: in a vase. You wrote you rode my face. I

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Speaker 1: realize you look as good as you taste. Yeah, oh god,

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Speaker 1: fingers all in your mouth. I'm grabbing you up and

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Speaker 1: I made you come in nine times in one day part,

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Speaker 1: just kind of a weird little that like you're singing

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Speaker 1: and he's like, uh, and if you find my replacement,

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Speaker 1: don't want to get I don't want to get too

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Speaker 1: in a vase or calm the that's actually a big

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Speaker 1: a fish and he comes on other e He's like, first,

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Speaker 1: I'll put your eggs in this base, I'll come in

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Speaker 1: this vase. And then how does this work? Again, I'm

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Speaker 1: very confused. I have a Hey, it's the end of

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Speaker 1: we come to the ultimate truth. Big Sean spawns like

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Speaker 1: big spawn and apparently is putting it down. Putting it down.

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Speaker 1: May not be tall in stature, but they call him

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Speaker 1: big for another reason. Now, I do wonder if his

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Speaker 1: and be like I told you I came nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: click now on this email. Alright, Miles, that's another week

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Speaker 1: in the books. Man. Yeah, we will be back next

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Speaker 1: week's probably with more of these and definitely more daily zeys.

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Speaker 1: Definitely more daily zeus. Yes you like this, let us know,

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Speaker 1: put us let us let us write a review. Man,

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Speaker 1: wet do more reviews? You know, put your metaphorical fingers

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Speaker 1: all in our mouth. Yeah, grab us up and take

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Speaker 1: and then come into base. Alright, Bye,