1 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear. 2 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come 3 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 1: to be empty, And. 4 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:31,479 Speaker 2: I said, no, guest, your presence is presence. And I 5 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 2: already had too much stuff, So how did you dare. 6 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: To surbey me? 7 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,839 Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. I 8 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 3: had a slightly bigger breakfast bar than usual this morning, 9 00:00:54,840 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 3: so I'm riding on an insane hi and to impact that. 10 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 3: I have a wonderful guest with me today. A very 11 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 3: funny writer, comedian, just general funny person about town. Louis Bertel, 12 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,320 Speaker 3: co host of Keep It That's True, wonderful podcast that's 13 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 3: worth checking out. Writer on Jimmy Kimmel Alive. He does 14 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 3: all kinds of things. I'm the new Bridger there. I 15 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 3: took my place. You ever seen the movie Rebecca? Like 16 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 3: You're like you're you're Rebecca? Like I haven't seen it, 17 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,559 Speaker 3: but I would love to Bridge. 18 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 4: I used to sit there, he was ravishing. 19 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:35,559 Speaker 3: I am, wait, so is Rebecca the person who's she's 20 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 3: taken over? 21 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 4: Or does Rebecca take over? Rebecca is the one who 22 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 4: she's never in the movie. So she used to live 23 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 4: there and we're constantly hearing tales of Rebecca. Oh and 24 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 4: I'm like the trembling newcomer, and as you should be 25 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 4: sitting there with best coal, right, I know who had 26 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 4: a baby, so. 27 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 3: She's been gone for a minute. No, Lewis, you're just 28 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 3: I mean, I just have to say you're terrific. You're 29 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 3: on Twitter, and I think a lot of people on 30 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 3: Twitter are commenting on current events pop culture to zero success. Sure, 31 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,239 Speaker 3: I would say ninety nine point ninety percent of people. 32 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 3: You're one person who does this in a very nice, 33 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 3: tidy way. It feels to me, feels like you're in 34 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 3: a traffic chopper kind of just overlooking pop culture and 35 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 3: just observing things for us. Oh that's so beautiful. No, 36 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,640 Speaker 3: so people need to check that out. But you're I 37 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 3: don't understand how you managed to keep kind of a 38 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 3: distance from it. You don't get too emotional about it, 39 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 3: but managed to still be very funny. Yeah, well I 40 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 3: think it helps that. 41 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 4: I mean, the bottom line is pop cultures is constantly 42 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 4: on my mind, like I need someplace to displace thinking 43 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 4: about it. Sure, and I also have not kidding, probably 44 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 4: undiagnosed add So I like them and just serrated tweets, 45 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 4: like I don't like chinking about something any longer than 46 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 4: a tweet. Basically, I'm like a product of this generation, 47 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 4: et cetera. 48 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 3: Well, and these sort of things don't usually don't require 49 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 3: more than two or three sentence. 50 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 4: Correct, It's satisfying, Like I feel like I've gotten to 51 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 4: the complete end of a thought, of a think piece, 52 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 4: if you will. Of course, by the time, like the 53 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 4: two hundredth character. 54 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 3: Rolls around, totally recurring theme I think that's bubbling up 55 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 3: on this podcast is that I may be the exact 56 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,359 Speaker 3: opposite of this, where I feel wildly out of touch 57 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 3: with everything. If you're the traffic chopper pop culture person, 58 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 3: I'm the what was that the East Pond hermit. 59 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 4: Do you remember this? Do you remember this? 60 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 3: Occasionally I feel like I'm breaking into someone's house and 61 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 3: kind of seeing what's going on and then going back 62 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 3: into the woods. 63 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 4: Well, I feel like you are slightly bewildered by everything, 64 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 4: but I also feel like you know everything. Oh, I 65 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 4: certainly don't know everything. Like if I brought up a 66 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 4: TV show, you'd be like, oh yeah with that actress 67 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 4: and that actress, Oh my god, No, I wouldn't be 68 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 4: able to name the actresses that's one hundred, but I cannot. 69 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 3: I have to. I truly have to sit down. Once 70 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 3: I find an actor or actress that I enjoy, I 71 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 3: sit down and study their name to commit it to memory. 72 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. Some of my absolute favorite celebrities and 73 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 3: actors I will not be able to recall that. 74 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 4: That's my one room school. It's like going through the 75 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 4: vowels and consonants in their name. 76 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:17,599 Speaker 1: Truly. 77 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 3: That and your I mean, your memory is obviously a 78 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 3: fully different thing. Your your capacity to hold trivia in 79 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 3: your mind is insane. 80 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:33,279 Speaker 4: Yes, But now I'm thirty three now, and if most 81 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 4: Jeopardy contestants, it's been discovered peak at about twenty eight 82 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 4: twenty nine age, and that's when I was on the show. 83 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 4: And so now I truly feel like I'm in constant 84 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 4: I could constantly lose it at any moment, so I 85 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 4: feel going to slip away. How do you maintain it? 86 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 4: I mean, I'm constantly reading trivia Like on Jimmy Kimmel, 87 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,600 Speaker 4: we write jokes every morning before then I will usually 88 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,280 Speaker 4: read one or two Jeopardy boards. 89 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,359 Speaker 3: Wow, this is incredible, takes me up. Yeah, have you 90 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 3: learned anything interesting recently? 91 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,039 Speaker 4: Oh god, I mean to me, most of trivia is 92 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 4: relearning things and reaffirming it in your brain. Okay, so 93 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 4: is there anything I'm thinking about recently? I was just 94 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,279 Speaker 4: thinking about how no one talks about Rim anymore relevant 95 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 4: to you. Wait, are we talking about Rim the band? 96 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 4: The band? 97 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,839 Speaker 3: Well, Michael Stipe has tried to relaunch some sort of 98 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 3: solo career recently, and it feels like that didn't happen. 99 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 4: But yeah, no, but just it's one of those things 100 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,880 Speaker 4: like sort of like Conan O'Brien in the nineties, where 101 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 4: it was there was for a certain demographic, it was 102 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 4: all they talked about and like it was like the 103 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,599 Speaker 4: brand new comment and now in a way, it just 104 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:41,679 Speaker 4: we've lost it absolutely, you know. Going back to Michael Stipe, 105 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 4: I do think a few weeks ago, I was having 106 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 4: breakfast at a restaurant and saw someone who could have 107 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 4: been Michael stipee Moby, Moby essentially any bald David Cross, Yeah, bald, 108 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,599 Speaker 4: not David Cross. That's on. 109 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,839 Speaker 3: I think that's unfair to Michael Stipe. And Movie, well, no, 110 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 3: Movie is not a good looking person. Michael Stipe handsome enough, Yeah, 111 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:08,280 Speaker 3: and he has a dreamy melancholy in his eye. Yeah, 112 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 3: but who other famous bald men could have possibly been? 113 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,479 Speaker 4: It was so not JK. Simmons. It was not ja. 114 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:15,599 Speaker 4: I would know JK. 115 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 3: Simmons. I would know uh snead O'connornado Connor. Yes, so 116 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 3: I don't know there was. So you're sure it was 117 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 3: a famous person or someone from a dream, Okay, someone 118 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,480 Speaker 3: that I had seen in a vision. 119 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 4: But it was. 120 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 3: It haunted me for at least two hours after breakfast. Yeah, 121 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 3: you know, it really had an impact on me. And 122 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 3: now we're talking about it months later, and we're talking. 123 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,840 Speaker 3: I mean, we're bringing Rim back, I hope, so single handed. 124 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 3: They just bringing this band back into the zeigays. 125 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 4: No, I mean, I hate to think that there are 126 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,799 Speaker 4: things like forgotten queer history that only occurred like fifteen 127 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 4: twenty years ago. Of course, I'm happy to bring it 128 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 4: back forcefully. Here, are you an Ram fan? Yes? I was. 129 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,040 Speaker 4: I mean that was like the one band I was 130 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,160 Speaker 4: ever into. I O interesting. For a long time, I 131 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,599 Speaker 4: didn't understand that men made music. I thought it was 132 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:10,080 Speaker 4: like a female solo artist thing. We all agreed, we loved, 133 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,160 Speaker 4: of course, But I had one band I was into 134 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 4: and that was aria interesting. 135 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 3: I Uh, something I've been thinking about recently. I actually 136 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,240 Speaker 3: have the opposite experience of because I think largely to 137 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 3: the fact that I was closeted for fifty years. 138 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 4: You're in your late nineties. 139 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 3: Yes, I just turned ninety six, and I feel so 140 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 3: sprightly and new. 141 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:32,880 Speaker 4: No. 142 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 3: I listened to largely male driven music, which I still 143 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 3: appreciate and whatever. But in the last maybe I appreciate. 144 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 3: It's exactly the word I would pick for it too. 145 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 4: I respect what it is, not my thing, yes, but 146 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 4: I've now turned a big corner where I'm listening to 147 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 4: much more female centric music. 148 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 3: I'm just balancing the scales. But something I was thinking 149 00:07:55,760 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 3: about strictly with pop music is I have zero, absolutely 150 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 3: zero patients for a male voice in like mainstream pop. 151 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 3: It makes no sense. Why doesn't it make sense? Why 152 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 3: are we so tolerant of or like we love to 153 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,960 Speaker 3: hear a female singer on a pop song? Yeah, but like, 154 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 3: who are we even talking about Ed Sheeran? 155 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:20,880 Speaker 4: What? I no? Like Sam Smith? I don't believe you're yearning. No, oh, 156 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 4: absolutely not. You get whatever you want. Yes, women have 157 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 4: to fight. 158 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's what it is because I mean, I 159 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 3: could name multiple and I'm not I'm not a big 160 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 3: pop music listener, but if I'm going to listen to it, 161 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:39,120 Speaker 3: it will be a woman singing yeah. And I could 162 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,720 Speaker 3: not tell you a man singing a pop song. 163 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 4: That I like. Yeah, no, please, what was the last 164 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,680 Speaker 4: good male song? 165 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 2: I know? 166 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,400 Speaker 4: I mean Prince, I mean, I don't know what the answer, well, 167 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:52,160 Speaker 4: but Prince doesn't really And it's not that category or 168 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 4: rock or yeah, everybody I'm going back to they are 169 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 4: all like R and B singers or and it doesn't 170 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 4: even have to be about like a virtuosic voice. I mean, 171 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 4: there's something even about a dua lipa where it's like, oh, 172 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:08,319 Speaker 4: I believe your gurglee just woke up from a nap voice. 173 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, speaks to me more than whatever the fuck 174 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,320 Speaker 4: i'd she here and it's done? 175 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 3: Yes, Or I mean Carl Ray Jipson, she's no singer please, 176 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 3: Oh no, No, she's a hard bob. Yeah, but you 177 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 3: know we're doing it. 178 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 4: Yeah. No. If I could judge a reality competition, it'd 179 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 4: be called the Hardest Bob, the Hardest. I would sit 180 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 4: across from the bobs and rank them. Who would Carly 181 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,000 Speaker 4: be number one. Well, I mean she would have to 182 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:33,200 Speaker 4: her Bob would have to get a little bit more 183 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 4: parenthetical shape. Yes, for me to really be obsessed with it. Well, 184 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,200 Speaker 4: then who's number one? I mean it would have to 185 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 4: be a vintage Bob have to be like, sure, you 186 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 4: know a Lee Grant or who else was in that 187 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 4: universe of people who are on Match Game seventy seven? 188 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 4: So you know who? Joyce Bolophone says, you got to 189 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,360 Speaker 4: look that up. Absolutely lost it. 190 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:58,120 Speaker 3: But anyway, sorry, I mean, speaking of losing people, there's 191 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,280 Speaker 3: something I want to talk about. We're gonna die verge 192 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,440 Speaker 3: for a minute because this is something truly only I 193 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,400 Speaker 3: can speak to you about, and this is when the 194 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,720 Speaker 3: podcast loses every listener. 195 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 4: Okay, great. 196 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:13,120 Speaker 3: Recently I had a shocking kind of something that shifted 197 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 3: hugely in my life. For years, I've been talking about 198 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,520 Speaker 3: how much I love the actor orson Bean Oh, oh 199 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 3: my god, you just Match Game actors. Yes, married to 200 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,520 Speaker 3: Ali Mills from The Wonder Years. He's who I want 201 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,240 Speaker 3: to age into as a senior citizen. Yes, kind of, 202 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 3: you know, just a slight magic to him kind of. 203 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,440 Speaker 3: I can't quite pin it. But I was watching Magnolia 204 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,560 Speaker 3: at the movie, of course, watching and loving it. Get 205 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 3: to an actor who I has? Henry Gibson. Do you 206 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,800 Speaker 3: know Henry Gibson wait in Magnolia? 207 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: Is he? 208 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:45,920 Speaker 4: Who is he? 209 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:49,520 Speaker 3: He's an old man, he's at the bar? Sure, yes, yes, yes. 210 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:53,199 Speaker 3: I for my entire life, I've been confusing these two actors. 211 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:56,240 Speaker 3: I've thought both of them were Orson Bean. Oh, I see, 212 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,120 Speaker 3: and things have now shifted in a huge way. I 213 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,720 Speaker 3: guess I like Orson Bean and Henry Gibson. Henry Gibson 214 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,120 Speaker 3: very luck. I feel very fortunate and blessed and things 215 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,000 Speaker 3: have just kind of come to me in a way 216 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:13,040 Speaker 3: that has improved my life. But Henry Gibson incredible role 217 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,439 Speaker 3: in the movie Inner Space. 218 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,360 Speaker 4: Which I've never seen. That's Martin shortt right, yes, Martin Shore. 219 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 3: There's a grocery store scene where Martin Short is like 220 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 3: he is ringing things up and the end he's like 221 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 3: the shampoo is like nine hundred dollars and all this 222 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 3: he's having a mental breakdown. His manager's played by Henry Gibson. 223 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:33,760 Speaker 3: This is truly the audience of this podcast is destroying 224 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 3: their phone right now. 225 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 4: Now here's rolling it into a pond. As a podcast veteran, 226 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 4: I have to tell you actually just have to power 227 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,920 Speaker 4: through your niche interests and then just to act like 228 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:45,160 Speaker 4: they should have known anyway. That's a good trick. Well. 229 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 3: And I also want people to look up these two 230 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,960 Speaker 3: actors and tell me why was I so confused? Why 231 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,079 Speaker 3: did I meld them in my mind? 232 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 4: Yeah? No, And I think that's fair. I mean just 233 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 4: I mean, for instance, in the eighties, there was a 234 00:11:57,559 --> 00:12:00,320 Speaker 4: time when we had both Kate Bush yeah, and the 235 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,280 Speaker 4: actress Mary Steam Virgin. And just if you didn't mix 236 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 4: them up, are we the same species? I'm not mixing 237 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 4: these two women up. Are you kidding them? They look 238 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,959 Speaker 4: very similar basically, but then you throw in Mary Elizabeth 239 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:18,040 Speaker 4: Master Antonio. It's like the same mousey mom vibe. But listen, 240 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:22,760 Speaker 4: very different. I mean, what they're doing is full Mary 241 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,960 Speaker 4: Steen Virgin. Isn't it out like dancing on the heath? No? Correct, No, 242 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,640 Speaker 4: she's not lost in a fog. No, she's not whirling 243 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 4: in a bog. No. I mean, I'd love to see that. 244 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:34,320 Speaker 4: But if you, let's say you put both those names 245 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,079 Speaker 4: into a Google image search and then started flipping through them, 246 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,600 Speaker 4: could you switch them back and forth? 247 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 3: It's as I feel like that's the next tested an 248 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:45,599 Speaker 3: up Tontrist, but backwards e is out? Which one of 249 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:50,120 Speaker 3: these women is women? Is Kate Bush? Okay? Well, I 250 00:12:50,559 --> 00:12:53,120 Speaker 3: hope people will look that up. And maybe I've done 251 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 3: too much thinking about what I want to look like 252 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,080 Speaker 3: as like a seventy five plus man. 253 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,560 Speaker 4: Oh that's part of the problem here. Way. What was 254 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 4: your takeaway from seeing Magnolia again? I haven't seen it 255 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,360 Speaker 4: since ninety nine. I'm a huge Look, you know, I'm 256 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,760 Speaker 4: a huge Amie Mann fan. She's the best. She does 257 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:10,199 Speaker 4: the theme song for this show. No she doesn't. She 258 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,160 Speaker 4: certainly does. What's the theme? She wrote it? No, she 259 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,439 Speaker 4: did it. She did it. Oh, I'm so angry at myself. 260 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,800 Speaker 4: That's so amazing. 261 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:24,640 Speaker 3: Hi, Amy, She's the all time best. But she I mean, 262 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,559 Speaker 3: the movie's great. It's like I think I had forgotten 263 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:30,120 Speaker 3: that it may be his most pretentious movie. 264 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 4: Oh totally, yeah, I mean truly. 265 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,760 Speaker 3: I mean it's like a movie that you just it's 266 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,920 Speaker 3: like you finish your like out now write your paper. 267 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:42,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly what homework the movie? Yes, but it's very funny. 268 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:46,640 Speaker 4: It's too long. Oh, it's like years long. 269 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 3: It's I think truly three hours long, which is I 270 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:53,080 Speaker 3: broke it down into I think probably a four day watch, 271 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:57,240 Speaker 3: which is what I need to do these days. But 272 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,720 Speaker 3: I enjoyed it everybody, and it's really great, and it's 273 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,360 Speaker 3: like wild and insane. 274 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 4: I always feel like nobody talks about the kid in 275 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,560 Speaker 4: the game show in that movie, which is obviously what 276 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,160 Speaker 4: spoke to me the moment. Yeah, of course that was 277 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:11,240 Speaker 4: I was that kid, Yes, yeah, was Jeopardy? Is Jeopardy's 278 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,920 Speaker 4: the only game show you've been on? I've been on 279 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,040 Speaker 4: three game shows. Last year, I was on Who Wants 280 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,560 Speaker 4: to Be a Millionaire? Oh what? In that wild? And 281 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 4: then I was on It was right when I started 282 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,880 Speaker 4: to Jimmy Kimmel too. Wait, this does sound familiar to me. 283 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,160 Speaker 4: How much did you win on? Just like thirty grand? Okay? 284 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:29,160 Speaker 4: And what how did you fail a good question? The 285 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,760 Speaker 4: threshold amount is fifty grand, whereas if you get to 286 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,560 Speaker 4: that level, you get that no matter what. So I 287 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 4: stopped before then, Okay, I took what I hadn't left 288 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 4: and oh yeah, and I knew every question up until then. 289 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 4: Used No, I think I did use the audience lifeline, 290 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 4: but anyway, I knew all of them up to that point, 291 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,120 Speaker 4: and then I had no clue and brought my ingenious 292 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:52,160 Speaker 4: phone of friend person. Now you don't call somebody, you 293 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,080 Speaker 4: bring them to the studio, but anyway, they couldn't and 294 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:57,080 Speaker 4: he didn't know it either. Wow. What was the question? 295 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:01,800 Speaker 4: It was oscitation C I T A T I O 296 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,600 Speaker 4: N is another word for what. And the options were 297 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:11,720 Speaker 4: let's see here blinking, okay, yawning, all right, salivating okay, 298 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 4: or sneezing. I'm going to say yawning. It was yawning. 299 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:22,080 Speaker 4: Oh would have would you have gone for it? Oh? 300 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:25,520 Speaker 4: Absolutely not. I'm not a gambling man. By the way, 301 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,200 Speaker 4: I didn't know if I was a gambling mane and 302 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 4: then in a bad way, you got it, You've got it. 303 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 4: I was standing there and I was like, how terrifying. 304 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's that feeling of realizing you can lose 305 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 4: a ton of money on a slot machine in like 306 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,600 Speaker 4: three palls and that would ruin the rest of the 307 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,680 Speaker 4: year for me. Yeah. 308 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,400 Speaker 3: I would just think about that for the rest of 309 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,360 Speaker 3: my life. So I think you made the right choice here. 310 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,960 Speaker 4: Yeah. And also it may as well have been one 311 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,000 Speaker 4: of the other choices I have no of course, it 312 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,440 Speaker 4: tidbit about it that makes it all make sense afterwards, 313 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 4: it were you leaning towards yawning. Yeah, So when I 314 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 4: was I called my phone if one person on stage 315 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 4: and we were talking about it, and he was like, 316 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 4: you should go for that, but we didn't have a 317 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:07,160 Speaker 4: concrete reason. Right later he had a brilliant insight, which was, oh, 318 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,880 Speaker 4: we used the fifty to fifties, so it was done as 319 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:13,960 Speaker 4: salivating and yawning, right, and he goes, salivating is already 320 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 4: definitely the technical word for what that is, whereas yawning. Yeah, 321 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:21,960 Speaker 4: yawning feels like you know, so that would have been 322 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:22,680 Speaker 4: a good point. 323 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think you made the right choice there, 324 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:28,680 Speaker 3: And I also think that, yeah, had you made it 325 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,640 Speaker 3: to the next round, things would have fallen apart in 326 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 3: an even bigger way. That's true, Yeah, because I think 327 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,280 Speaker 3: you're shaky at that point. You're like I've dodged a 328 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 3: bullet and then it just throws everything off. 329 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,400 Speaker 4: And also the host of the show is as Chris 330 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,560 Speaker 4: Harrison from The Bachelor. No, and let me tell you something. 331 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 4: It's not like he's intimidating, but he is. There's a 332 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,560 Speaker 4: disappointment in his eyes, and I felt I was up 333 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,560 Speaker 4: against that the whole time too interesting, a disappointment, and 334 00:16:55,680 --> 00:17:00,320 Speaker 4: just like I think one, He's like, You're not going 335 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 4: to blow my mind with your abilities. He's you know, 336 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,040 Speaker 4: this is like an easy check for him. He there's 337 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:04,760 Speaker 4: like seven games in a. 338 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 3: Row, right, He's not even listening to what's going on. 339 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,600 Speaker 3: I was thinking about something else. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. 340 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,520 Speaker 4: Game show hosts like one of the most cynical parts 341 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,160 Speaker 4: of the species, you know what I mean, of course, 342 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 4: And so in a way I was happy not to 343 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,960 Speaker 4: completely mess up in front of him, because people do 344 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,440 Speaker 4: that all the time, right, and I didn't want to 345 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,360 Speaker 4: be in the ranks. Quote Amy Man of The Freaks, Yeah, 346 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 4: of course. Yeah. 347 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,960 Speaker 3: Okay, So you've been on Jeopardy Who Wants to Be 348 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:29,840 Speaker 3: a Millionaire? 349 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 4: And I was on another show called The Chase, which 350 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 4: is a British game show that came here for two 351 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 4: seasons where you and a team of two other people 352 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,520 Speaker 4: face off against a British trivia expert and if you 353 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,280 Speaker 4: survive and make it to the final round, you go 354 00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:46,120 Speaker 4: head to head with him and whoever gets the most 355 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,320 Speaker 4: questions when how did that go for you? I won 356 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,080 Speaker 4: thirty eight thousand dollars on that just turned this into 357 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,480 Speaker 4: the career. I don't understand why you're doing anything else, 358 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,439 Speaker 4: but like, there are people who win, like whatever, two 359 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,159 Speaker 4: hundred and fifty grand on a game show, So I 360 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,720 Speaker 4: feel a little bit like a third tier game show veteran. 361 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:05,080 Speaker 4: What's your thought on prices right? Occasionally I will still 362 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 4: check in. Actually, just watched a clip in the Prices 363 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:10,640 Speaker 4: right yesterday? Okay, consistent? Okay. I have a friend who 364 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,600 Speaker 4: came up with the game on the Prices right, and 365 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,879 Speaker 4: I do think that's empowering a complicate accomplishment. Yeah, what 366 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 4: is the game? It's called half off you. Basically there 367 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,720 Speaker 4: are six I think you have to there are sixteen 368 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:25,439 Speaker 4: gifts speaking of oh here we go, and if you 369 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,280 Speaker 4: get enough questions right, you eliminate half the gifts and 370 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 4: then you're down to four and down to two and 371 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,400 Speaker 4: only one is the correct one. So it's like it's 372 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,280 Speaker 4: like a guessing game. Anyway. Sure, do you have an 373 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,680 Speaker 4: interest in being on prices right? No? Because they don't 374 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 4: like winning prizes. 375 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 3: Oh okay, you wouldn't want a little camper new barbecue. 376 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:47,480 Speaker 3: Nothing about me is jack nying Dinet set Yeah, Dinet, 377 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,199 Speaker 3: what a great eighties word. Dinet is truly one of 378 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,560 Speaker 3: the most beautiful words any I mean, adding it to 379 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,840 Speaker 3: virtually anything is very very good. 380 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,800 Speaker 4: And is it different than a dining room set or 381 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,920 Speaker 4: is it just Dinet is the adjective for dyna. 382 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,280 Speaker 3: I think it's the same thing, Okay, as far as 383 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,520 Speaker 3: I know. I mean, I'm no expert, but. 384 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,119 Speaker 4: Dinette also seems like maybe like the name of a secretary. 385 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:12,439 Speaker 4: Of course, Dinette. Get in here now, I need to 386 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,159 Speaker 4: talk to to Dinette. 387 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,919 Speaker 3: Dinette. What are some I feel like there are some 388 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,400 Speaker 3: other words of the TT is a great Suzette, Suzette. 389 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:27,240 Speaker 3: I'm my memory is immediately failing here, but let's add 390 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,560 Speaker 3: it to everything gifted. 391 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,119 Speaker 4: I miss it. 392 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:33,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, leuistte bridge Arette, Louette, Louette. Dude, that's nice. Yeah, 393 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,560 Speaker 3: that's very nice. Speaking, I mean, going back to length 394 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,119 Speaker 3: of movies. Last night, I saw a movie that was 395 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,320 Speaker 3: eighty seven minutes long. 396 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:42,320 Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about. 397 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:47,040 Speaker 3: Gretel and Hansel. What is that? This is a dark 398 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 3: fantasy film that obviously somebody saw The Witch okay and 399 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 3: decided they were going to give it a shot with 400 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,840 Speaker 3: Hansel and Gretel. 401 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,800 Speaker 4: Oh is is Jeremy Renner in this no, but he 402 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:05,280 Speaker 4: did this movie. Oh yeah, Hanzel and Gretel Witch Hunters correct, yes, 403 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,960 Speaker 4: which I think was also a January release, which is 404 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,080 Speaker 4: never a good sign for anyone. That's always the list 405 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:12,879 Speaker 4: of movies that are in theaters right now as we 406 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 4: take this. 407 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:19,159 Speaker 3: Are just bleak, absolutely bleak. Yeah, this movie was insane. 408 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,359 Speaker 3: Did remind did make me think? Why no one's ever 409 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,879 Speaker 3: actually been named Gretel? 410 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,160 Speaker 4: No? Oh no, no, no, no, but I think not here, 411 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,000 Speaker 4: Let's give it a shot. Gretel's I was wondering, like, 412 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,240 Speaker 4: Gretel Gerwig, that's a different personnel together. 413 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,200 Speaker 3: Oh, she's haunting me, She's hunting to me. He's kind 414 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,560 Speaker 3: of like just on a mossy log or something like. 415 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,639 Speaker 4: I have a friend, my best friend in la Andrew, 416 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:46,080 Speaker 4: and most of our relationship is texting either dead references 417 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,320 Speaker 4: or dead names to each other. Like I'll just get 418 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,520 Speaker 4: a text for him that says Jill, Like nobody's named Jill. 419 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:56,200 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Jill, naming a baby Jill, Yeah, Jillian, Jill. 420 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,000 Speaker 4: I like this. I like how it feels to say 421 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,639 Speaker 4: a Jill. Yeah. And I mean it's so easy to 422 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 4: say with contempt, right Jill. Yeah, you're in the boardroom. 423 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 4: When you say the word jail, Jill and Dinett, Yeah, 424 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 4: I need you both for Jil. Yeah. 425 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:18,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, my favorite word is Thailand all and Jill feels 426 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,359 Speaker 3: very thailand all adjacent to me. 427 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,800 Speaker 4: I don't know why. Wait, can you discuss that. I 428 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,560 Speaker 4: just love the word Thailand. 429 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:24,760 Speaker 2: All. 430 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 4: There's something out the what is it? 431 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:27,879 Speaker 1: Is it? 432 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,240 Speaker 3: It's very nice, It's like very soothing or something. It 433 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 3: like starts off brilliant and then soft, but not in 434 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,600 Speaker 3: a not too soft. 435 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:42,480 Speaker 4: I don't know. It's a beautiful person's name to Thailand all. Yeah, 436 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:47,200 Speaker 4: mother of Dynete. Yeah, Thailand has lived on this plantation 437 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 4: for fifty years. 438 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 3: So okay, So the Oscars are behind us, the Grammys 439 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,880 Speaker 3: are behind us. We're obviously getting ready for the Teen 440 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,600 Speaker 3: Choice Award. 441 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,920 Speaker 4: That's my surfboard is in hand. 442 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,359 Speaker 3: Yes, I know. I'm curious because I think you have 443 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,359 Speaker 3: some level of appreciation for award show. 444 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:04,840 Speaker 2: Is that very? 445 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:05,760 Speaker 4: Yes? 446 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,720 Speaker 3: I'm curious as to how you rank them because I think, 447 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 3: in my opinion, they're all horrible. Yeah, but in varying degrees. 448 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,320 Speaker 3: And I want you to before I name my what 449 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,239 Speaker 3: I think is the worst. I want to hear what 450 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 3: you think is out of the ones that are the 451 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,399 Speaker 3: ones yes. 452 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:27,520 Speaker 4: Okay, Well, if we're talking about watchability, are you talking 453 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,680 Speaker 4: about nobility of the award? 454 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,800 Speaker 3: I think about just general credibility, respectability, got it do 455 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,639 Speaker 3: the one that usually gets at the most right, the 456 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,159 Speaker 3: one that usually gets almost everything wrong if okay? 457 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,560 Speaker 4: On that metric ranking those, I think the ones that 458 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 4: mostly get it right are the Tony's Okay, sure, then 459 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:50,199 Speaker 4: the Emmys because usually you just have to watch a 460 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,240 Speaker 4: single episode and people will actually do that. Yeah, I think. 461 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,359 Speaker 4: And it's also hard to deny, Like if word of 462 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,840 Speaker 4: mouth builds about a great performance on a TV show, 463 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,400 Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like, you're never it's never 464 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,920 Speaker 4: going to be like, was that person good? Let's give 465 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,560 Speaker 4: them an Emmy? Whereas I feel like with Oscar performances, 466 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,359 Speaker 4: you can take a wild swing and fully only forty 467 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:12,560 Speaker 4: percent of people like it, and then you'll still get 468 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,680 Speaker 4: the Oscar because people offended it. Okay, I'm talking about 469 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 4: like a Kate Blanchett and the Aviator or the nazal 470 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,960 Speaker 4: Wegger in Cold Mountain type, right, Like would that win 471 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,119 Speaker 4: the Emmy? Probably not? 472 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,920 Speaker 3: You know, with the Oscars, you've got a whole different 473 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,440 Speaker 3: playing right, right, right, Okay, so Tony's yeah. 474 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,040 Speaker 4: And then I say Oscars is third. And then there's 475 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,560 Speaker 4: this whole scandal about the Grammys and how potentially the 476 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,280 Speaker 4: big categories are rigged based on who can show up 477 00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:36,280 Speaker 4: or who's gonna. 478 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,280 Speaker 3: Of course, yeah, that's not a scandal to me. That's 479 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,679 Speaker 3: just what's been happening the entire I mean, it's the worst, 480 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,480 Speaker 3: the obsolete, worst show. And also everybody has too many 481 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,679 Speaker 3: Grammys is my thing. There's too many categories. You're telling me, like, 482 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,440 Speaker 3: you're excited to win a Grammy for rap sung collaboration. 483 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,399 Speaker 3: Do you like listen to the radio and you're like, oh, 484 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,480 Speaker 3: what a great rap sung collaboration every time? Yeah, that's 485 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 3: why I turn on the radio and I'm looking for these. 486 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,160 Speaker 3: I'm like, when am I going to get that next 487 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,360 Speaker 3: rap song collaboration? 488 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll notice there's no serious channel for rap song collaborations. 489 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 4: It's just not important. 490 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,800 Speaker 3: No, I think I think part of I mean, the 491 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,879 Speaker 3: Grammys have so many problems, but music is such a 492 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,960 Speaker 3: huge field that's almost impossible to actually recognize anything good 493 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 3: going on right within it. It's like and then it's 494 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:25,199 Speaker 3: also so I think driven by money, whereas like with 495 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:29,080 Speaker 3: movies with the oscars, that's a fairly fenced in You 496 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,560 Speaker 3: can't make that many movies, right, but anybody can record 497 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:32,960 Speaker 3: a song. 498 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 4: And also there's there's a clearer rubric as to what 499 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:40,280 Speaker 4: makes a movie successful, Like it's like, what's what are 500 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,919 Speaker 4: the intentions of the movie? Like does it is the 501 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,359 Speaker 4: story well expressed? Is the acting good? Whereas music is 502 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,800 Speaker 4: just good or bad? Right? You know? 503 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,040 Speaker 3: But the Grammys just have an incredible ability to almost 504 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:57,400 Speaker 3: always reward the very worst. It feels like it's like, yeah, 505 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,560 Speaker 3: the absolute blandest. 506 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,399 Speaker 4: I feel like a good way to play it is 507 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 4: they they pick the thing that will upset the least 508 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,119 Speaker 4: amount of people, which is a bad thing in music 509 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,760 Speaker 4: for sure. Yeah, but I guess with someone like Billy Eilish, 510 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,919 Speaker 4: you just won all these awards, that's at least a 511 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,680 Speaker 4: definitive twenty nineteen sound and so you can't really argue 512 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,879 Speaker 4: against it, right, you know, And even if you're not 513 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,760 Speaker 4: arguing for it, she. 514 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,880 Speaker 3: Felt like almost a dangerous choice for the Grammys, which 515 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,520 Speaker 3: is insane because it was wildly popular throughout and yeah, 516 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,080 Speaker 3: seven years old or yes, she just turned eleven, Billie Eilish, 517 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,480 Speaker 3: But in I have to root for them because she 518 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,880 Speaker 3: and her brother they're like our carpenters, and you love 519 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,200 Speaker 3: I call them the asm Arpenters. That's perfect. I started 520 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 3: watching the Taylor Swift documentary. 521 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,000 Speaker 4: I also just started. I've seen half of that. I 522 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,400 Speaker 4: will watch the Yeah, I maybe watch half an hour. 523 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,000 Speaker 4: What are your thoughts? Well, my thing about her is 524 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,560 Speaker 4: I'm never rooting against her, Like she's fine. But at 525 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,960 Speaker 4: the same time, I do think Breathless by the Cores 526 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,679 Speaker 4: is better than anything she's ever done. Sure course, like 527 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:06,480 Speaker 4: there's other b plus yes, pseudo confessional, but mostly vague. Yeah, 528 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 4: it's me. 529 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:12,520 Speaker 3: It's a there's something about her that she just never 530 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,400 Speaker 3: I mean, like, these songs are extremely catchy, but they 531 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,520 Speaker 3: never get their hooks in me. And also the whole 532 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,280 Speaker 3: premise of this documentary is Taylor like making the decision 533 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:26,200 Speaker 3: to have her first opinion, you know, it's like, why 534 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:26,840 Speaker 3: are we alive? 535 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:27,119 Speaker 4: What? 536 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:34,040 Speaker 3: It's wild to watch, but maybe there'll be a big 537 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:38,160 Speaker 3: turn or something. I I still haven't seen the Lady 538 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,159 Speaker 3: Gaga documentary. 539 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,119 Speaker 4: Honestly, I truly love her, and I think the documentary 540 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:46,600 Speaker 4: is terrible. Oh interesting in what way? Just well, it's 541 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,080 Speaker 4: about the making of that album Joanne, which is just 542 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:56,240 Speaker 4: one of could not tas Okay, what happened is Lady 543 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,600 Speaker 4: Gaga made an album that would have been fun for 544 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,920 Speaker 4: Pink and it was supposed to be otionary for her, 545 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:07,080 Speaker 4: which is all wrong. And in the documentary there's a 546 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,800 Speaker 4: part where like Joanne is is her aunt who died 547 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,080 Speaker 4: before she was born or something, So she plays it 548 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 4: for the relative whose daughter was Joanne, right, and the 549 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,200 Speaker 4: camera's like fixed on her, waiting for the emotional moment, 550 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,120 Speaker 4: and you can tell this I think it's her grandma. 551 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,840 Speaker 4: It's just like, what is going on, Like, Joe, I 552 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,359 Speaker 4: don't care about Joanne A nomore. 553 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard the song Born this Way at the 554 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,840 Speaker 3: gym the other day, and I think that song is horrible. 555 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,760 Speaker 4: I think that whole album is horrible. I liked her 556 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,879 Speaker 4: first two albums and then that one. It's sort of 557 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:43,600 Speaker 4: like compared to Madonna, and I like this album. But 558 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,240 Speaker 4: like when she made Ray of Light, you could tell 559 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,160 Speaker 4: suddenly she wanted to sound wise as opposed to sound 560 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,199 Speaker 4: like herself. Okay, right, and so like an element of 561 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,119 Speaker 4: fun left the picture, and element it's like it's like 562 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,680 Speaker 4: she stopped believing in how rad she was and started 563 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 4: believing she needed to be a talk yes, and then 564 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,399 Speaker 4: was immediately in over her head. Correct. But then of 565 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,200 Speaker 4: course she got all that attention and all these Grammys 566 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,480 Speaker 4: for Ray of Light, and then we're on this path 567 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 4: Madonna's on now where every fucking I call this a 568 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,040 Speaker 4: path at this point, this is a wild like I 569 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,399 Speaker 4: don't know, stumbling through a dark alleyway, but like, you know, constantly, 570 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,640 Speaker 4: like she's unfurling a scroll and reading us her findings 571 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,639 Speaker 4: about whatever the hell. Like it's like Cabala ask all 572 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,239 Speaker 4: that stuff. And so that's what I feel about born 573 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:28,640 Speaker 4: this wabe. 574 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that song just stinks, lady. I know 575 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:35,280 Speaker 3: you're listening, and the song stinks. More people should refer 576 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,480 Speaker 3: to her as lead. I need to get her in 577 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:47,080 Speaker 3: my life, Lewis. The podcast is obviously called I said 578 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:51,440 Speaker 3: no gifts right there in the title, I've set down 579 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,320 Speaker 3: one rule you walk in today. 580 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:53,960 Speaker 4: You're holding it. 581 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,280 Speaker 3: What is can only be described as the biggest gift 582 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,080 Speaker 3: yet on this podcast. 583 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,680 Speaker 4: And I can't wait for you to be disappointed at 584 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,719 Speaker 4: how unbig it is. But it is a large target 585 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,640 Speaker 4: gift back. This is a bag that's at least six 586 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:10,080 Speaker 4: feet tall, right, I belong in it. I could sleep 587 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:15,080 Speaker 4: in it tonight and be perfectly comfortable. Should I Do 588 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,360 Speaker 4: you want? I mean, do you want me to open 589 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,040 Speaker 4: the gift? Is that? 590 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:17,320 Speaker 2: Oh? 591 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,560 Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely, I want you to want your commission. Yes, 592 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,440 Speaker 4: I'm sorry you won't get the folly art of like 593 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,880 Speaker 4: unwrapping or like scratch. 594 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,600 Speaker 3: Well, I'll make a noise. I'm gonna scrunch the gift 595 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 3: bag or something. 596 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,840 Speaker 4: Okay, yes, this is for you, Bridge. Okay, let me 597 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,600 Speaker 4: take a peak here. Oh yeah, that's a decent noise. 598 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 4: It looks uh huh. I mean it's enormous. So I'm 599 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,000 Speaker 4: climbing up towards the top of the bag. Yes, we're 600 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:47,760 Speaker 4: just towering over the microphone. There's tissue tissue. Oh my god, 601 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,880 Speaker 4: the levels of beautiful it's raining down on this. Oh yeah, 602 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,360 Speaker 4: it's very sunset colored tissue. This is beautiful pinks and 603 00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:02,840 Speaker 4: salmon's and let's just put that by the mic Oh right, okay, right, 604 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,600 Speaker 4: this is an unboxing podcast. 605 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:11,400 Speaker 3: I'm the Nintendo Switch. First thing we see here. Okay, Now, 606 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,000 Speaker 3: I'm I truly have to dive into the bad I 607 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,840 Speaker 3: have to take it off the table to. 608 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,080 Speaker 4: Reach into it. 609 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,120 Speaker 3: Oh, this is I feel like, I mean, we need 610 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,560 Speaker 3: to we need to speak about the last couple of 611 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,920 Speaker 3: weeks have been real Lewis vertel moments for me. 612 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:28,600 Speaker 4: Uh huh. 613 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,600 Speaker 3: First of all, I had you booked on this podcast. 614 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:35,440 Speaker 3: You canceled for the SAG Awards, very Lewis totally signature movie. 615 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,560 Speaker 4: Yes recently, can I read the text that you sent 616 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,800 Speaker 4: to me? Yes? By mistake, I accidentally sent Bridger a 617 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,200 Speaker 4: tax that was meant to go to another friend of mine. 618 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 3: This text, by the out of the blue, this isn't 619 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,320 Speaker 3: quote speaking of ponies. Do you remember Dale Evans is 620 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,400 Speaker 3: perhaps the most Fanny Flag statement ever committed to record. 621 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:59,320 Speaker 3: I got that just with no context whatsoever. My girlfriend 622 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,920 Speaker 3: Brooke and I are obsessed with like things like Match Game, 623 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,600 Speaker 3: and she was watching a clip from Match Game and 624 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 3: she was asking me about Richard Dawson, you know who 625 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,920 Speaker 3: later posted Family Feud. She was like, is Richard really 626 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,720 Speaker 3: mad in this clip? And so I watched this clip. 627 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,640 Speaker 3: We were analyzing whether or not Richard was mad? The 628 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,040 Speaker 3: answer he was, he was, What was he mad about? 629 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:23,200 Speaker 4: He answered, he wrote an answer down for the Match Game, 630 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,360 Speaker 4: and he meant to write another word. It just slipped 631 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,840 Speaker 4: his mind and he's like, and he kept saying, give 632 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,880 Speaker 4: her the point. She deserves the point, and he was 633 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,200 Speaker 4: just living. He was living. Well, I'm on his side here, yeah, 634 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,479 Speaker 4: but he wrote it down. I mean, the rules are rules. 635 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,400 Speaker 4: He was nervous. He was on TV, yes, But sitting 636 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,840 Speaker 4: next to him was Fanny Flagg, who incredible Nate who 637 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,600 Speaker 4: is she wrote would eventually end up writing the movie 638 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:49,040 Speaker 4: Fried Green Tomatoes. Oh okay, kind of a lesbian vibe 639 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,280 Speaker 4: in general, right, which is sort of rare for the seventies. 640 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,720 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, vision and she has a kind of folksy 641 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,040 Speaker 4: sense of humor. And afterwards she just because it's so 642 00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:01,480 Speaker 4: uncomfortable what Richard's doing. She and he says the word 643 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,080 Speaker 4: pony or something. She speaking of ponies. Remember Dale Evans 644 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:09,440 Speaker 4: like just random in the seventies where you could say 645 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,200 Speaker 4: things like this and they would not be cut out. 646 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,760 Speaker 4: They would just be forced down the viewer's throat and 647 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,160 Speaker 4: everyone's happy with right, And they didn't have a Wikipedia 648 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,080 Speaker 4: to look up Dale just so I'd be like, I 649 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,440 Speaker 4: don't know who that is, but now it's in my brain. Yeah, right, 650 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,760 Speaker 4: we need to get back to that. So I'm ready 651 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,920 Speaker 4: for TV. That's just mystifying. I mean, I feel like 652 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,720 Speaker 4: I've kind of done that with the part of this 653 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:33,200 Speaker 4: podcast talking about two very old actors that nobody knows, 654 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,360 Speaker 4: Schorsen being Henry Gibson. Let's keep them on our minds. 655 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,600 Speaker 4: But back to the gift. Yeah. 656 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,600 Speaker 3: So the first thing I've brought out is the guests 657 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,400 Speaker 3: Who Clue edition? Yes, which is? I know you love Clue? 658 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,800 Speaker 4: I do. I will let me tell you something. I 659 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,680 Speaker 4: don't know that I love the game of Clue, right, 660 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,360 Speaker 4: but I love the intrigue of the characters of Clue. 661 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,040 Speaker 3: Oh of course that each one their own little back store, 662 00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:03,000 Speaker 3: their beautiful names. Yeah right, Yes, the the categories of color. 663 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,160 Speaker 3: It's just it's very organized. It's almost OCD like, right, 664 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,560 Speaker 3: you know. And then so this is I just want 665 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,000 Speaker 3: to clarify, not just Clue. It's a version of the 666 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,960 Speaker 3: game Guess Who, which you know is the game? I 667 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,840 Speaker 3: love the game. I have played it in years, so 668 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,320 Speaker 3: maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's a delight. 669 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,200 Speaker 4: Yeah. What I miss about gift giving, or like the 670 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,800 Speaker 4: Christmas season from being a kid is not so much 671 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,000 Speaker 4: whatever the tree, et cetera. Yeah, I miss getting games. 672 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 4: Oh I love to get a game because then like 673 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,720 Speaker 4: you open it up in front of everybody and presumably 674 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,320 Speaker 4: they're all good people, and then you think, oh, let's 675 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,200 Speaker 4: play the game together. 676 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,960 Speaker 3: We now have fun. Yes, this is going to be 677 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,360 Speaker 3: shared by all of us, correct, and we're going to 678 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,880 Speaker 3: have some level of enjoyment rather than I'm going to 679 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,560 Speaker 3: put this away and then everyone will forget about the gift. 680 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,640 Speaker 4: Yeah. And there's something about guests who where I think 681 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:56,280 Speaker 4: that was the beginning of me as a writer because 682 00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,120 Speaker 4: or and also as a gay person, because I immediately 683 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,200 Speaker 4: put inner lives to the female the women in the game. 684 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,720 Speaker 4: I'm immediately thinking, now this is the clue addition. So 685 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,880 Speaker 4: like miss Scarlett's in this and stuff. But in the 686 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:14,000 Speaker 4: original one there were five women right named Susan, Anita, Maria, Claire, 687 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,560 Speaker 4: and Anne. How was there not a Jill? That's what 688 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:20,279 Speaker 4: I'm saying, Jill. When you put those five together, like 689 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:26,960 Speaker 4: Captain Planet Jill Emergence, Jill, Jill is the guess who queen. Yes, 690 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,080 Speaker 4: it kind of just floats over earth, the vague concept 691 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,759 Speaker 4: that controls guests shit, But I just you would just 692 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,120 Speaker 4: sit there and like look at their faces and be 693 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,200 Speaker 4: obsessed with whoever the hell they were and Susan's white 694 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,719 Speaker 4: hair pearl earrings. Yes, the ear rings, the jewelry of 695 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,799 Speaker 4: the eighties that we treated as standard. And by the way, 696 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,120 Speaker 4: I also just wanted to note about Guess Who. Isn't 697 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,640 Speaker 4: it crazy that we have not had a version where 698 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,920 Speaker 4: there's like black people in it? Wow? 699 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:55,760 Speaker 3: That's interesting. I wasn't aware, but yeah, that's what's going 700 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,280 Speaker 3: on Hasbro Gaming. I guess the nature of the game 701 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,480 Speaker 3: make it you have black people with red hair and stuff. 702 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,520 Speaker 3: Maybe that's the problem. Are you certain that's hasn't happened yet, 703 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,440 Speaker 3: because if not, we've I mean I think Guess Who 704 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,040 Speaker 3: is cancer? 705 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:09,960 Speaker 4: Yeah? 706 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:15,440 Speaker 3: Shall we start a revolution? I think that something's gotta happen. Wow, 707 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,920 Speaker 3: that's an interesting insight and I'd love to Hasbro. I 708 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,640 Speaker 3: know you're listening. Let's just try to figure this out 709 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,280 Speaker 3: and get some get some diversity into Guess Who? 710 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,399 Speaker 4: Right? And I think the deal is we would need 711 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,279 Speaker 4: I think and Guess Who? You have a board with 712 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,719 Speaker 4: twenty four people on it, right, I think it would 713 00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:37,600 Speaker 4: need to just be a huger board, just an enormous Yeah, 714 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,480 Speaker 4: like a seventy two person Guess who? Come up for that? 715 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:40,839 Speaker 2: Yeah? 716 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:41,759 Speaker 4: I think that'd be a lot of fun. 717 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,040 Speaker 3: I mean, this looks like it may be an entirely 718 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:48,960 Speaker 3: white cast again with guess who. Yes, well doctor Orchid 719 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,840 Speaker 3: looks oh wait, so potentially So this is the other update. 720 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,840 Speaker 3: So Clue, of course we're obsessed with. We love the characters, 721 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,320 Speaker 3: we love the murder, et cetera. So there are classically 722 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:03,040 Speaker 3: six characters and Clue, right, including Missus Peacock, Misscarlett, Missus 723 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,520 Speaker 3: White flawless trio. 724 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:09,120 Speaker 4: Unfortunately Missus White had to go in this era. And 725 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,080 Speaker 4: now we have doctor Doctor, who is a mean seeming 726 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,960 Speaker 4: Asian doctor, and I am thrilled for her. I think 727 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,720 Speaker 4: she looks great. 728 00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:21,560 Speaker 3: I mean she's got a bob speaking my language, and 729 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,600 Speaker 3: I think as far as I can tell, she's holding 730 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,040 Speaker 3: some sort of pipe or something, right, which is pipe? 731 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:27,440 Speaker 4: Are you new? 732 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:27,680 Speaker 2: Okay? 733 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,759 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I am new. I know nothing about that. Oh, 734 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,480 Speaker 3: I mean I know a little bit. I just it's 735 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,359 Speaker 3: been such a long time. 736 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:37,120 Speaker 4: It's actually a sort of frustrating game to play, because 737 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,040 Speaker 4: it's just about you have a certain amount of cards 738 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,320 Speaker 4: in your hand and you have to discover what cards 739 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,600 Speaker 4: everybody else has, So you're just walking around collecting every 740 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,640 Speaker 4: bit of information bit by bit until you find the 741 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,400 Speaker 4: solution to the game. Right, So it's just it's tedious. 742 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've now that I think about it. I tried 743 00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,200 Speaker 3: to play Clue once at my aunt's house. She didn't 744 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,440 Speaker 3: have all the pieces, and he's wrong with your aunt. Oh, 745 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,160 Speaker 3: they're a whole variety of things, and this is just 746 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,120 Speaker 3: the top of the pile. I'm not gonna say which 747 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:13,240 Speaker 3: aunt she's she's got trouble. But yeah, I never played Clue. 748 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,560 Speaker 3: I also have never seen the movie all the way through. 749 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,640 Speaker 4: Well, that Clue I've seen more than any other literal 750 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,480 Speaker 4: piece of media. Like I think I've seen the movie 751 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,720 Speaker 4: Clue more than I've seen a picture of Mickey Mouse. 752 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:24,960 Speaker 2: What. 753 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, but I also grew up with it, so I 754 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,160 Speaker 4: can't tell you one way or the other if it's 755 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,000 Speaker 4: good or not right, right, Yeah, I think I tried 756 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,120 Speaker 4: to watch it as an adult, and it's obviously like 757 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,239 Speaker 4: an eighties comedy, correct was? It felt long and I 758 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,080 Speaker 4: fell asleep at some point? Right, It is important because 759 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,880 Speaker 4: it's the rare ensemble comedy movie where the three women 760 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,920 Speaker 4: get I think, the funniest lines and also give the performances. 761 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,160 Speaker 4: And it felt like some gay person was in charge 762 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,160 Speaker 4: of that, but they weren't trust me. It was very 763 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,120 Speaker 4: straight up of course run organizations. 764 00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:00,879 Speaker 3: Okay, So going back to getting gifts, do you enjoy 765 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,359 Speaker 3: getting gifts? 766 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,879 Speaker 4: Yes? I feel a little bit bad because I am 767 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,880 Speaker 4: not a good gift giver personally. By the way, you know, 768 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,360 Speaker 4: this isn't the whole gift. There's an oh yeah, of 769 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,080 Speaker 4: course we're going to get back into very good circle back. 770 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,040 Speaker 4: So I feel guilty often when I get a good 771 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,319 Speaker 4: gift because I don't have a brain, right, Like, what 772 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,760 Speaker 4: is what is your default gift you give to people? 773 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,120 Speaker 4: Is it? 774 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,840 Speaker 3: Are you giving people gift cards? Are you that person? 775 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,799 Speaker 3: Or are you like trying to put some thought into 776 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,400 Speaker 3: it and failing. I would be a gift card person 777 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,319 Speaker 3: some at the time. Honestly, I have to change what 778 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,520 Speaker 3: my default is because it's just not doable anymore. I 779 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,000 Speaker 3: was somebody who would get you the movie you haven't 780 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:37,840 Speaker 3: seen or the. 781 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,160 Speaker 4: DVD set of a TV show I think you would like, right, 782 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,440 Speaker 4: But obviously those days are gone. Right. 783 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,320 Speaker 3: But I mean, we're putting all of our media into 784 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,359 Speaker 3: some sort of space environment. When the system goes down, 785 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,800 Speaker 3: all of our art is going to vanish. 786 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:59,359 Speaker 4: Yeah, No, exactly. Its crazy. I miss possessing aret, you 787 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,520 Speaker 4: like I miss I mispossessing music. 788 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:06,640 Speaker 3: I feel like at some point aliens will visit after 789 00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,720 Speaker 3: we vanished, and they're gonna be like, oh, society lasted 790 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,359 Speaker 3: until two thousand and five. Yeah, and then we have 791 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,799 Speaker 3: no real documents since you've been gone. Was the last 792 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:20,040 Speaker 3: thing we made? Yes, and that just demolished society. Yeah, 793 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,560 Speaker 3: that it is a little worrisome to me. I'm doing 794 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,080 Speaker 3: nothing about it. I'm just embracing the fact that I 795 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,720 Speaker 3: don't own anything anymore and it just rent everything I enjoy. 796 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,400 Speaker 4: Yeah. Right, it feels like we're headed down a bad path. 797 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,680 Speaker 4: We might be already on it arguably. 798 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,239 Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just I subscribe to all kinds of things, 799 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,280 Speaker 3: and these corporate corporations are historically had our best interests 800 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,800 Speaker 3: in mine. Oh yeah, so there are friends, Yeah, of course, 801 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,480 Speaker 3: So why not just allow them to continue to charge 802 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,319 Speaker 3: us and nothing bad will ever happen as we go 803 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,000 Speaker 3: like grow it cross eyed and like Xanax, sleepy throughout. 804 00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:58,919 Speaker 4: Yeah. 805 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:03,359 Speaker 3: So gift cards, I think going back to those, Oh yeah, 806 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,279 Speaker 3: how do you feel about them? I think that they've 807 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,120 Speaker 3: been unfairly maligned. Yeah, I think there was a period 808 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,000 Speaker 3: wheneveryone when it felt good to say that they were thoughtless. 809 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,680 Speaker 4: Yeah. But now I get a gift card, I'm thrilled. 810 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,440 Speaker 4: I value more like having it. Yeah, I like having it, 811 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,879 Speaker 4: and in fact, I almost like not spending it. Oh 812 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:22,560 Speaker 4: let me tell you. 813 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,279 Speaker 3: I got a gift card to Target for Christmas. I've 814 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,000 Speaker 3: been to Target multiple times. It's Christmas, dozens of times. 815 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,680 Speaker 3: I've spent I've spent definitely more than fifty dollars there. 816 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,840 Speaker 3: But this gift card, the fifty dollars gift card is 817 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,239 Speaker 3: still in my wallet. What am I waiting for? I 818 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,200 Speaker 3: would love to know. Yeah, what is that going? 819 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:44,160 Speaker 4: Because the answer is there's there's a satisfaction with spending 820 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,040 Speaker 4: well on a gift card, so you don't just want 821 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:46,560 Speaker 4: to waste it. 822 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,239 Speaker 3: Yeah, just like a mundane trying to put a little 823 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,320 Speaker 3: way on salary or whatever. It's like, I don't know 824 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,200 Speaker 3: all the celery I'm buy. 825 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,359 Speaker 4: But it's like in Monopoly when you have the get 826 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,719 Speaker 4: out of Jail Free card. It's just to see you 827 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,919 Speaker 4: have it. Yeah, she's a little safety net. 828 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in your artillery and eventually you're going to 829 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,759 Speaker 3: really go out, go all out on it right. I mean, 830 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,000 Speaker 3: who knows what those fifty dollars are going to go towards? 831 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,360 Speaker 4: Thank you? Lois? Wow? You know what Lois talk about. 832 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:20,000 Speaker 3: The dadi's name, Well, it's Jim's mom, my boyfriend's mom. 833 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:24,720 Speaker 3: So she is like a seventy two year old Italian woman. 834 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:29,760 Speaker 3: So you know, Lois, Lois awesome. Husban calls her big Lou. Wow, 835 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,080 Speaker 3: it's an incredible you know what. I don't have nicknames, 836 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,840 Speaker 3: and I'm my my name is Lewis Like, yeah, nobody, 837 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,439 Speaker 3: I can't you're not a Lou. It wouldn't that be 838 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:42,160 Speaker 3: like shocking if somebody said to me calling you Lou. 839 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,280 Speaker 3: I feel like you like some like a parent figure 840 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,759 Speaker 3: could like have enough love for you to call you 841 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,840 Speaker 3: Lou and you would be good with it. 842 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:53,000 Speaker 4: But like a colleague calling you Lou, I think you 843 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,200 Speaker 4: would murder them. No, I don't. I don't feel safe 844 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,960 Speaker 4: when my mom calls me. It's always though, louis interesting. 845 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,720 Speaker 4: I like that. 846 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,640 Speaker 3: I like caw from the Jungle Book. She's got something 847 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,560 Speaker 3: planned for you. Yes, Oh, call from the Jungle Book. 848 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,719 Speaker 3: That's a good reference. What's the snake's name? Oh, that's 849 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,719 Speaker 3: called what's the tiger's name shir Con, sure Con, that's right. 850 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,000 Speaker 4: Great. George Sanders, Yeah, I had a. 851 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:23,479 Speaker 3: Good childhood with the the soundtrack to The Jungle Book. 852 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,919 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just once a count of time. That would 853 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,400 Speaker 4: have been in my top three Disney movie. I actually 854 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,960 Speaker 4: cannot stand Disney fandom in any capacity. I'm sorry to 855 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,359 Speaker 4: even you're a Disney freak. Yeah, certified Disney freak. You've 856 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:38,399 Speaker 4: got the annual pass bumper sticker, right, which, by the way, 857 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,719 Speaker 4: I still look at and think alien versus Predator every 858 00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:42,279 Speaker 4: time I see it. 859 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,200 Speaker 3: Oh I nobody else think that. Yes, change the bumper sticker. 860 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,040 Speaker 3: I'm not thinking about Disney at all. I'm thinking about 861 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,680 Speaker 3: alien fending, I mean, fighting off the Predator. 862 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, Jungle Book is lovely music. 863 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,040 Speaker 3: Okay, well, but what were you I'm sorry, Louis, Yeah, 864 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,799 Speaker 3: you were saying you're not a Disney person. 865 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,439 Speaker 4: Correct? What are your Disney? Where were we headed? 866 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:04,560 Speaker 2: There? 867 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,960 Speaker 4: Were You're going to name your Oh? I was just 868 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Speaker 4: going to say, yeah, why did you bring up the 869 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,439 Speaker 4: jungle Book? Why are we even on this podcast? Yeah? 870 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,239 Speaker 3: Right, I'm going jungle Book was brought up because you 871 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,760 Speaker 3: brought up called the Snake. 872 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,840 Speaker 4: Yes, yes, my mother the Serpent. 873 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,520 Speaker 3: But then we headed down some some sort of Disney 874 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,439 Speaker 3: Disney path and I don't know why. 875 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:33,080 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well anyway, I mean when I was a kid, 876 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,680 Speaker 4: for example, you were surrounded by Disney fanatics, and I 877 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,960 Speaker 4: was more the competitive kid, and so I was like 878 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,760 Speaker 4: a game player that set me apart from kids and made. 879 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,000 Speaker 3: Me better than them whenever you get past them in life, 880 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,080 Speaker 3: Say what you have? Do you win every game you play? 881 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:52,280 Speaker 4: No, well, I've I've gained friends who are similarly obsessive 882 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,879 Speaker 4: and competitive, right, and and in fact are obsessive about 883 00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:00,520 Speaker 4: game shows like they I have friends who have they 884 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:04,040 Speaker 4: build software so that you can play versions of game 885 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,320 Speaker 4: shows in the seventies, eighties, nineties, whatever. This is amazing 886 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,719 Speaker 4: that they used the original sound effects for and it's 887 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,040 Speaker 4: so amazing, like you'll you'll play like whatever, one hundred 888 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,480 Speaker 4: thousand dollars pyramid with the same sound effects that like 889 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,319 Speaker 4: Dick Clark had or oh this is a dream world. Yeah, 890 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,480 Speaker 4: but everybody there is also amazing at games, right, so 891 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,600 Speaker 4: they really make me step up my game. But meanwhile, 892 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,480 Speaker 4: like if I went to a game night that you 893 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,759 Speaker 4: typically frequently, yes, I would beat everybody there. 894 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:30,120 Speaker 3: Okay, no question, Well, challenge except our game. I would 895 00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,480 Speaker 3: love to be you, it'd be thrilling. But there's no 896 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,480 Speaker 3: way you're that competitive. I'm not competitive at all, That's 897 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,080 Speaker 3: what I mean. I'm frequently like I don't even want 898 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:41,360 Speaker 3: to play the game precisely, I mean, especially if it's Yatzi. 899 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,160 Speaker 3: I'm just like, why are we we're here together? Why 900 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,040 Speaker 3: are we thinking about Yatzi? It requires so much of 901 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,239 Speaker 3: your attention. Let's just sit So if Yaza gets brought up, 902 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,120 Speaker 3: I just sabotage game night and we talk. 903 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:53,560 Speaker 2: Right. 904 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,680 Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing about Yachtzi. Is it a game Yazi? 905 00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,799 Speaker 4: You roll dice and then write it down. It's a 906 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,439 Speaker 4: very odd very and I take other people out. It's 907 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,200 Speaker 4: just simply rolling dice in order and the level of rules. 908 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,239 Speaker 4: I have to remember this sort of thing. Well, it's 909 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,879 Speaker 4: not difficult. That's a crazy thing to say, but okay, 910 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,239 Speaker 4: but it's just a lot to remember. I feel like 911 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,880 Speaker 4: there are just a lot of like little tricks, and 912 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,719 Speaker 4: there are strategies, and I don't want to use that 913 00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,960 Speaker 4: use my brain for I don't know what I'm using 914 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:24,000 Speaker 4: my brain for otherwise, but Yachtzi for me and game 915 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,720 Speaker 4: night fellow members. 916 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,600 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, we're not going to play yachtzi and okay, yeah, 917 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,160 Speaker 3: we play you know things that like just kind of 918 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,680 Speaker 3: spark conversation. We've been playing like a game called like 919 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,840 Speaker 3: list Domania. Do you know this game that sounds exactly 920 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,480 Speaker 3: up my alley? 921 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,320 Speaker 4: Right? Is it about writing lists? Yeah, you're right lists. 922 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,919 Speaker 4: My brain is wired to rank things constantly. I don't 923 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,640 Speaker 4: know that you're ranking things that would be a good game. Yeah, 924 00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:51,000 Speaker 4: I think about that often. Actually, I'm like, why don't 925 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,239 Speaker 4: I have just I need on my phone list of 926 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,000 Speaker 4: favorite TV shows, a list of favorite movies, just so 927 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,200 Speaker 4: when this sort of thing comes up, because I immediately 928 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,319 Speaker 4: draw a blank when someone says, what's your favorite? Oh 929 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,200 Speaker 4: yeah blank? 930 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,239 Speaker 3: But back yeah, the list of Mania game I think 931 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,919 Speaker 3: you like again, it has too many rules, this sort 932 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,480 Speaker 3: of nonsense. But you essentially just write down various trivia 933 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,360 Speaker 3: and have to list it in different ways. Okay, but 934 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,200 Speaker 3: it's a good game. Okay, I know I'm sex to 935 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:20,680 Speaker 3: that that sounds. There's always the thread of Cards against Humanity. 936 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,520 Speaker 3: Everything will just throw myself in front of a car 937 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:25,040 Speaker 3: to stop. 938 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:29,760 Speaker 4: Well. Also, Cards against Humanity is like a compact version 939 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,480 Speaker 4: of what is wrong with Twitter people choosing all of 940 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,879 Speaker 4: their humor from a word bank, right, you know, it's 941 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,960 Speaker 4: like you didn't come up with that. Yes, you you 942 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,920 Speaker 4: tape together phrases that have done well from other people 943 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,040 Speaker 4: and now are pretending you came up. 944 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,440 Speaker 3: With something, but you did really funny nown Yes that 945 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,680 Speaker 3: somehow someone thinks has an edge. It's the worst thing 946 00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:51,040 Speaker 3: in the world. 947 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,279 Speaker 4: And also, as my friend Rachel pointed out about this game, 948 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,040 Speaker 4: and yet it's rude to say you don't want to 949 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,319 Speaker 4: play because it's a party game. 950 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,160 Speaker 3: Of course, so I always feel a little guilty, but 951 00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:03,080 Speaker 3: I just mind ways around playing the game. 952 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:07,360 Speaker 4: It's also just like I so enjoy being funny. I 953 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,200 Speaker 4: enjoy being around funny people, and because in a way 954 00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,120 Speaker 4: it's like you're getting to know them, that's what they 955 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,359 Speaker 4: think is funny. It's like there's a whole empathic thing 956 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:21,200 Speaker 4: happening there. Cards against humanity like microwaves that and makes 957 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,640 Speaker 4: you feel like you're getting you're delivering content to each 958 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,319 Speaker 4: other when you're not. 959 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,400 Speaker 3: Hopefully this podcast gets out to the people in my life, 960 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,279 Speaker 3: stop asking me to play that game. Yeah, I think 961 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,279 Speaker 3: it's so bad. Apples to apples though, I think it's 962 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,480 Speaker 3: a perfectly pleasant Well, that's I never think about apples 963 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:40,560 Speaker 3: tapples because Cards against Humanity like erased the memory of it. Basically, well, 964 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,879 Speaker 3: they just took it and made it bad. 965 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:45,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, apples to apples is almost like, I 966 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,400 Speaker 4: mean whatever, the question will be, like I forget how 967 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,200 Speaker 4: Apple staples works, Like name something that makes you think 968 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,080 Speaker 4: of an airplane and you have to put down Apple 969 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:59,759 Speaker 4: Like it's like right exactly. I like that. I think 970 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:04,040 Speaker 4: there's there's much money for you. Complete out of completely. 971 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,080 Speaker 3: Exactly is harmless and is not trying to intentionally be 972 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,040 Speaker 3: funny from the beginning. 973 00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:09,359 Speaker 1: Right. 974 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,360 Speaker 3: Okay, well I'm gonna there's another gift, another item in 975 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,279 Speaker 3: here that I'm gonna pull out. 976 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:20,400 Speaker 4: Okay, just move on to that Taboo another game. Now 977 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,880 Speaker 4: here's my question. Are you a taboo player? I've never 978 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,480 Speaker 4: played Taboo? Do you know what it is? Do you 979 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,279 Speaker 4: know how to play? I don't. Can you do a 980 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,479 Speaker 4: quick rundown? Yes, you're getting through. You and your team 981 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,680 Speaker 4: are trying to get through as many cards as possible 982 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:37,080 Speaker 4: right on one turn. Okay, and there's a word you 983 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,560 Speaker 4: have to you have to get your team to guess. 984 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,839 Speaker 4: But there are five words on your cart. You are 985 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,080 Speaker 4: not allowed to say in order to get them to 986 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,759 Speaker 4: guess it. So, for example, if I was trying to 987 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,960 Speaker 4: get you to say Oscar the Grouch, I probably wouldn't 988 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,799 Speaker 4: be able to say green or trash can or a. 989 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,279 Speaker 3: Sesame straight okay, sure, yeah, and so you just have 990 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,920 Speaker 3: to use the rest of your vocabulary to get me 991 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:57,440 Speaker 3: to guess this. 992 00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,680 Speaker 4: Yes, oh that sounds wonderful. It is a I think 993 00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:04,000 Speaker 4: it's among games in my life. I just think everybody 994 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,359 Speaker 4: should have it because it helps you. I just feel 995 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:11,640 Speaker 4: rhetorically right, you get smarter playing it and right. But 996 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:15,440 Speaker 4: also I love getting mad at my friends and it 997 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:19,000 Speaker 4: just feels it makes me feel safe. Game night, Game 998 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,239 Speaker 4: Night's this sort of thing, are you or any of 999 00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:25,200 Speaker 4: the other adults in the room, like leaving angry? Yes? 1000 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:29,040 Speaker 4: Sometimes right, oh wow, or like I usually think that 1001 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,040 Speaker 4: will be me, like I'll be so mad or whatever, 1002 00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,200 Speaker 4: but I actually keep it under wraps somewhat well, which 1003 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,600 Speaker 4: is shocked. There's just like a seed thing. Yeah. Normally 1004 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,200 Speaker 4: it's the person who claims they are the most whimsical 1005 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,759 Speaker 4: and care free I find who goes quickest to the 1006 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,359 Speaker 4: like dark drunken, who's afraid of Virginia Wolf place. It 1007 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,280 Speaker 4: needs to be removed. 1008 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,480 Speaker 3: Have you seen any big explosions at a game night, 1009 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,480 Speaker 3: a competitive game night? 1010 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:52,680 Speaker 2: Oh? 1011 00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,880 Speaker 4: All the time? Please? I mean like I go to 1012 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,960 Speaker 4: trivia in Santa Monica every week, which is no doubt 1013 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,560 Speaker 4: about it. The hardest trivia are you called O'Brien's Wow? Okay? 1014 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,920 Speaker 4: And I like, I would say I'm brilliant at trivia 1015 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,520 Speaker 4: and I routinely come in at fiftieth percentile on wow? 1016 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,480 Speaker 4: Who are these people doing better than you? Literally the 1017 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,000 Speaker 4: greatest Jeopardy players of all time? 1018 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:11,319 Speaker 2: Oh? 1019 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,839 Speaker 4: What if you saw Brad Rudder on them? Sure? This 1020 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,640 Speaker 4: is kind of there. 1021 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,760 Speaker 3: Well, I don't know any sports reference to say whatever 1022 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,920 Speaker 3: that would be well actually showing up. 1023 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,480 Speaker 4: That's accurate. It's like their scrimmage version of Jeopardy. 1024 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:24,960 Speaker 2: Wow. 1025 00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:31,160 Speaker 4: And there's there'll always be like a question about something, Well, 1026 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,919 Speaker 4: I'll say like geography or something. Right, and maybe two 1027 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,560 Speaker 4: answers secretly did apply to the river you talked about, 1028 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,400 Speaker 4: but you only accepted one. There are enough people here 1029 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:44,840 Speaker 4: who I'm not kidding, will scream. I am routinely covering 1030 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,759 Speaker 4: my ears because I can't handle the arguing. Oh my, 1031 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,040 Speaker 4: And as I told you I kind of like arguing, 1032 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,120 Speaker 4: of course, and this is too much for you. Well, 1033 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,839 Speaker 4: I mean I feel like people must be drunk on 1034 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,520 Speaker 4: some level. No, no, they are dead sober, and uh, 1035 00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,640 Speaker 4: there's no other way to put it on the spectrum. 1036 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,759 Speaker 4: And so this is a beautiful social environment. Yes, well, 1037 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,080 Speaker 4: it's just shocking. It's people who are really good at trivia, 1038 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,759 Speaker 4: and they wouldn't do this anywhere else really, because it's 1039 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,080 Speaker 4: that it's at that level. But at the same time, 1040 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,399 Speaker 4: oh my god, the amount of times I'm like, well, 1041 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,080 Speaker 4: I can't play with him anymore, he'll kill me. 1042 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,160 Speaker 2: Wow. 1043 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,080 Speaker 4: Have you ever have you ever won? Oh? 1044 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,600 Speaker 3: Yes, okay quite a few times. Where what is your 1045 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,520 Speaker 3: weakness with trivia? Where are you failing? I? 1046 00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:30,239 Speaker 4: I have a few actually current sports always, right, I 1047 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:34,120 Speaker 4: can kind of do old sports simply because there's fewer names. Yes, yes, 1048 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,400 Speaker 4: and they're they're more famous. 1049 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,680 Speaker 3: And yeah, there was a period when like we would 1050 00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,759 Speaker 3: pick four people from each category and make them the 1051 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,080 Speaker 3: most famous people on the plant. 1052 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,440 Speaker 4: That'd be That was my dream. Yes, like I know 1053 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,720 Speaker 4: who I need to know when it comes to whatever. 1054 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,360 Speaker 4: Swimming up until the year two thousand and eight, Okay, 1055 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,239 Speaker 4: I don't know classical music, well, right, Economics when we 1056 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,760 Speaker 4: get into like glossary terms. 1057 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,480 Speaker 3: I mean, economics to me doesn't feel like trivia, you 1058 00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:04,640 Speaker 3: feel like because I know it's not general, quire's actual learning. Right, 1059 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,840 Speaker 3: So those are kind of my three basic But like 1060 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,440 Speaker 3: when it comes to names of any kind of really 1061 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:13,400 Speaker 3: good yes, particularly women's names. All women are memorable. I 1062 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,280 Speaker 3: think that's what I mean. I think that's true. Everyone 1063 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:20,920 Speaker 3: has one little thing to offer or something. Right, Okay, economics, 1064 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,520 Speaker 3: I think I would fail like with this list game. 1065 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,120 Speaker 3: It frequently the game night just breaks down immediately to 1066 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,640 Speaker 3: who went to a good college and who went to 1067 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:31,440 Speaker 3: a state school. 1068 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,600 Speaker 4: Oh, I'm just failing me too. I'm a state school. Yeah, 1069 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,279 Speaker 4: so I just. 1070 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I economics, anything along these lines, 1071 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,879 Speaker 3: I would just be a giant falling. 1072 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,600 Speaker 4: On my face. Were you a University of Utah, the 1073 00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:48,360 Speaker 4: University of utapic, right, where'd you go? University of Iowa? Okay, 1074 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,480 Speaker 4: which is like the University of Utah but a little 1075 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:53,879 Speaker 4: bit further the Yeah, perfectly fine, I have nothing wrong. 1076 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,640 Speaker 4: There's nothing wrong with a state school. I mean, we 1077 00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:01,120 Speaker 4: both made it in Hollywood, but it's it's it's shocking 1078 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,600 Speaker 4: that I went there. I mean it's just imagine, imagine 1079 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:07,880 Speaker 4: me being near football. Oh that's wild, absolutely crazy. I 1080 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,680 Speaker 4: would watch a ballet about football. Oh sure, why not? 1081 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:11,680 Speaker 4: You know? And is that? 1082 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,719 Speaker 3: Has that been a thing yet? M coming soon, coming soon, 1083 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,640 Speaker 3: the Whispertel Presents. Yeah, University of Utah. I mean it's 1084 00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,960 Speaker 3: a shock to me that I even graduated from college. 1085 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,320 Speaker 3: The whole thing is a whole wild like, what happened? 1086 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,880 Speaker 4: What was your major? English? English? Yeah? It took me 1087 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,800 Speaker 4: one hundred years to graduate? Did it really? Yeah? I 1088 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,400 Speaker 4: think it took me six years. What happened? Well, I 1089 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,480 Speaker 4: was working and like paying for the colleges. 1090 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, so there was just and then just like not 1091 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,080 Speaker 3: quite knowing what I was doing. No one else in 1092 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,920 Speaker 3: my family had graduated from college, so there was just 1093 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:50,200 Speaker 3: not a real push to do it. And then of 1094 00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:55,480 Speaker 3: course I'm just not good at finishing things on time. 1095 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,160 Speaker 4: Is that so? Oh? 1096 00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,000 Speaker 3: You seem so crackerjacked to me. Oh, well, I appreciate 1097 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,880 Speaker 3: you ate that. I hope I'm putting off a cracker 1098 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,799 Speaker 3: jack vibe. Yet it's not happening. Then my personal life, absolutely, 1099 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:10,000 Speaker 3: you seem utterly dependable. I will the one thing you 1100 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,480 Speaker 3: can depend on me is to be on time to dinner, 1101 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,359 Speaker 3: a meeting, this sort of thing. I will be there 1102 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,160 Speaker 3: five minutes early, right, no matter what. That's got to 1103 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:19,879 Speaker 3: be some Mormon upbringing. 1104 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:23,040 Speaker 4: That certainly has well. Yeah, I guess that is probably 1105 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:27,839 Speaker 4: there's a sense of puritan I will be there. I 1106 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,200 Speaker 4: will be there. I mean, actually, do you still not 1107 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:30,960 Speaker 4: drink coffee? 1108 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:31,520 Speaker 2: Oh? 1109 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,399 Speaker 4: I just I'm drinking because that's a Mormon thing too. 1110 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,560 Speaker 3: That is a morbid thing, which is very confusing for 1111 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,319 Speaker 3: a lot of people because I mean, we're not going 1112 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,279 Speaker 3: to get into it and it's so boring. But the 1113 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,880 Speaker 3: caffeine not right sense Mormons do drink caffeine, but not 1114 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:49,839 Speaker 3: in coffee. But it's just it's kind of a make 1115 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,440 Speaker 3: up your own rule sort of thing. Sure, but I'm 1116 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,880 Speaker 3: drinking coffee right now. I trust Maroni. You know I 1117 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,760 Speaker 3: feel that way, Morone. That's how you say that. Oh, 1118 00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,840 Speaker 3: here's a little piece of trivia for you, Morona. 1119 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:04,360 Speaker 4: How crazy? Right, guys, it's not morone. Look at the word. 1120 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:05,160 Speaker 4: It's Marony. 1121 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:07,600 Speaker 2: Wrong. 1122 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,560 Speaker 4: I believe that Marone. 1123 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:15,120 Speaker 3: That's the angel on top of their temples, right, Yes, 1124 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,960 Speaker 3: another piece of trivia for you. The Los Angeles Mormon 1125 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,759 Speaker 3: Temple was used as an exterior on Law and Order 1126 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,600 Speaker 3: as a courthouse. It's oh really is an episode? Well 1127 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:29,200 Speaker 3: it's gigantic, right, Yeah, that's like in West l a R. Yeah, 1128 00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:32,080 Speaker 3: it's over in the worst part of Los Angeles where 1129 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,439 Speaker 3: it's just question mark, Like what is this called? Yes, 1130 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,000 Speaker 3: what who is here? And what are they doing? They 1131 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,440 Speaker 3: have money? I think that's the only real answer over there. 1132 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,880 Speaker 3: I think that's also kind of the part of the 1133 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,719 Speaker 3: world where no one's vaccinating their kids. Oh really, I 1134 00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,480 Speaker 3: feel like I just read that going into Santa Monica 1135 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,080 Speaker 3: be for the Hills, I think is one of the 1136 00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,920 Speaker 3: most highly unvaccinated parts of the country. 1137 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,160 Speaker 4: Well, I have to tell you I was there yesterday 1138 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,920 Speaker 4: and the stupidity made itself known. I have to let 1139 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:03,200 Speaker 4: you know in which ways I was walking. Uh, id 1140 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,880 Speaker 4: have to get a tux and I was just walking 1141 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,319 Speaker 4: around and just it's it's one of those things like 1142 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,239 Speaker 4: it's like when you see like an abandoned mall or 1143 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,960 Speaker 4: something like that, even though it's fully populated, just like 1144 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,960 Speaker 4: this was something else once upon a time and doesn't 1145 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,799 Speaker 4: need to be here now. So whoever is here is 1146 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,520 Speaker 4: misinformed and like got a pamphlet from the eighties they're 1147 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:25,120 Speaker 4: still following. 1148 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:30,000 Speaker 3: That makes perfect sense, actually, you know, yeah, because no 1149 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,040 Speaker 3: one that has any actual interests is going over there 1150 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:33,600 Speaker 3: for anything. 1151 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,560 Speaker 4: It has nothing to offer. It's just it's the weirdest 1152 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,200 Speaker 4: way to spend money. I don't know, in an Amazon universe. 1153 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:44,399 Speaker 4: Doesn't make sense, you know. Okay, Well, we've got Taboo here, 1154 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,600 Speaker 4: and I also I love. 1155 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,719 Speaker 3: I can't believe you've never played it. You have to 1156 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,399 Speaker 3: play it. It kind of I mean, the packaging has 1157 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,000 Speaker 3: almost a horror element to it because it says the 1158 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,239 Speaker 3: classic game of unspeakable fun. Oh and it also is 1159 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,960 Speaker 3: threatening you to have fun. The electronic buzzer is bad. 1160 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,360 Speaker 3: So I just feel like there's a lot of fear 1161 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,879 Speaker 3: built into this game of Taboo and I like it. 1162 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,920 Speaker 4: I'm excited to play this. And it's the buzzer they're 1163 00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,279 Speaker 4: referring to. Is so, when you're reading the clues to 1164 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,719 Speaker 4: your team, right, somebody from the other team is over 1165 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,360 Speaker 4: your shoulder making sure you don't say the taboo words 1166 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,120 Speaker 4: on the card, and they buzz you. 1167 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,200 Speaker 3: Oh this sounds they should be shocking you. That this 1168 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,200 Speaker 3: game could really benefit from a taser. Oh, I guess, 1169 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,280 Speaker 3: just a quick jolt to the system. I would be 1170 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,640 Speaker 3: into that, or just like a full slap. If you 1171 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,280 Speaker 3: don't have a buzzer, you can be slapped. I would 1172 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,400 Speaker 3: love a physical version of taboo or everyone walks away 1173 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,560 Speaker 3: with just like a red mark on their cheek, right 1174 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,520 Speaker 3: and that mistake again. Yeah, of course I could get 1175 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,280 Speaker 3: into that. Taboo hasbro again, you're on the line. 1176 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:43,920 Speaker 4: Think about it. 1177 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:49,800 Speaker 3: Put in some diverse characters into guess who make taboo 1178 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,960 Speaker 3: more violent. We're going to move in, speaking of games, 1179 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,000 Speaker 3: where at the point of the podcast where we're going 1180 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,520 Speaker 3: to play a game. Okay, and this is really intimidating 1181 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,920 Speaker 3: because you're you play so many games, so who knows 1182 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,680 Speaker 3: if you're going to like it, but I like watch 1183 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,280 Speaker 3: games might be up your alley. 1184 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:05,680 Speaker 4: Okay. 1185 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,480 Speaker 3: This game is called Gift Master, all right, now, what 1186 00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,520 Speaker 3: is going to happen is I'm going to name three gifts, 1187 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,000 Speaker 3: three different separate things that you can give as a gift, 1188 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:18,480 Speaker 3: and then three celebrities. You have to tell me which 1189 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,280 Speaker 3: gift you're going to give to which celebrity and why. 1190 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,520 Speaker 4: I can't think of anything I'd rather do. That's so exciting. Okay, 1191 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,520 Speaker 4: So I need a number between one and ten from you. 1192 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,000 Speaker 4: Very good. I'm going to pick the gayest number. Four. 1193 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:34,000 Speaker 4: Four is the gayest of all numbers. Four. 1194 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,960 Speaker 3: I'm going to calculate this, and while I'm doing that, 1195 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,040 Speaker 3: I want you to You can recommend something, you can 1196 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:43,040 Speaker 3: promote something, just do whatever you want with an undetermined 1197 00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:47,800 Speaker 3: amount of time while I calculate. Oh okay, I guess. Unfortunately, 1198 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,120 Speaker 3: you can still find me on Twitter at Lewis Vertel 1199 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:53,160 Speaker 3: alo UIs v I r T E l I. 1200 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,480 Speaker 4: As Bridge mentioned before, I host a podcast called keep It, 1201 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,640 Speaker 4: which is on Crooked Media with Iram Madison the Third 1202 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,360 Speaker 4: and Aida Osmond talk about pop culture news of the 1203 00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,720 Speaker 4: week and also other things. When we're bored with that 1204 00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,200 Speaker 4: pop culture news you ever heard of podcast? It's like that. 1205 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:07,600 Speaker 2: Uh. 1206 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,640 Speaker 4: Otherwise, Yeah, listen to Jimmy or listen to Jimmy Kimmel Live, 1207 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:15,400 Speaker 4: put on the Jimmy Kimmel Radio Show. Listen to his comedy. Yeah, 1208 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,400 Speaker 4: he's still on ABC. Nice guy. I always say about 1209 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,640 Speaker 4: Jimy Kimmel that his cynicism is aimed in all the 1210 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,760 Speaker 4: right places, not at the people who work for him, 1211 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:26,680 Speaker 4: but at people like Republicans. So he's as normal a 1212 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:31,280 Speaker 4: superstar as you can meet. God what else can I promote? 1213 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,880 Speaker 4: A big fan of Dua Lipa's new album, I would say, 1214 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,720 Speaker 4: are the three singles we have so far? I always 1215 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,720 Speaker 4: wonder if dua Lipa is a Latin term meaning damp woman, 1216 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:44,120 Speaker 4: because she's so damp all the time. Why is her 1217 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,920 Speaker 4: hair wet? When did we invent you look wet? That 1218 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:51,400 Speaker 4: looks good? Why? I'm sorry that took so long to calculate, 1219 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,560 Speaker 4: but I'm thrilled with what was just being said. I 1220 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:54,160 Speaker 4: feel like a. 1221 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,200 Speaker 3: Lot of material was presented there, and I hope people 1222 00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,360 Speaker 3: can take something away from that. I haven't heard of 1223 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,280 Speaker 3: du Alipas, by the way, never asked. 1224 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,960 Speaker 4: You what you know? New rules one to pick up 1225 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000 Speaker 4: the phone? You only you don't know. I've never heard this. 1226 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:10,720 Speaker 4: I need tossing at all. I can't believe I'm gonna 1227 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,000 Speaker 4: have to take a look. But this all goes back 1228 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:13,200 Speaker 4: to me. 1229 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,200 Speaker 3: I don't know where everyone's getting their information from, but 1230 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,520 Speaker 3: I just I'm of course familiar with du Alipa. How 1231 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,800 Speaker 3: have I never heard her music in five years? I'm 1232 01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,240 Speaker 3: going to be saying to somebody, I heard it that 1233 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,800 Speaker 3: du Alipa song that Jim and I hated it, and 1234 01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:27,920 Speaker 3: I just need to. I need like an assistant that 1235 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:28,840 Speaker 3: just keeps me up. 1236 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,320 Speaker 4: To date on these things. I don't know how that works. 1237 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,960 Speaker 3: Okay, the three gifts that you are going to be 1238 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,560 Speaker 3: dealing with here, okay, A hot glue gun very good, 1239 01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:43,160 Speaker 3: A game boy great, and a DVD of This Is forty, 1240 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,080 Speaker 3: which I've never seen. 1241 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:45,640 Speaker 4: How crazy? 1242 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,920 Speaker 3: Okay, So here we go. The people you have to 1243 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:55,960 Speaker 3: give these gifts to. Sandra Oh. That guy from Limp 1244 01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,520 Speaker 3: Biscuit with the black contacts. Oh, I didn't look up 1245 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,760 Speaker 3: his name, but I remembered him and thought, why not 1246 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:01,240 Speaker 3: put him on. 1247 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,440 Speaker 4: I actually can't believe. I don't know that guy's name 1248 01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,600 Speaker 4: right now, but I feel like it's something frightening like Scarecrow. 1249 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,320 Speaker 3: Let's assume his name is Scarecrow, Fred Durst's friend Scarecrow. 1250 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:12,400 Speaker 3: And Janet Jackson. 1251 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:16,240 Speaker 4: Wow, well, I'm definitely in the business of giving gifts 1252 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,320 Speaker 4: to Janet Jackson. I see that in my life for me. Oh, 1253 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,960 Speaker 4: it should happen at some point. So, okay, a hako 1254 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,680 Speaker 4: gun This is forty. What was the other thing? The 1255 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:28,440 Speaker 4: other thing was a game boy? I think the answer 1256 01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,400 Speaker 4: is I Okay, Sandra Oh definitely had a game Boy 1257 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,280 Speaker 4: at some point in her life. Okay, okay, she seems 1258 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,840 Speaker 4: like an entertained Personah, it seems what she likes and 1259 01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,280 Speaker 4: she's on the go, yes, oh please, So she's like 1260 01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:42,360 Speaker 4: she needs to be entertained when she's on the train, 1261 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,800 Speaker 4: when she's on the plane, just when she's getting around 1262 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,360 Speaker 4: to her next appointment. And we're talking about original recipe 1263 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,080 Speaker 4: game boy, we're looking like the one that's essentially the 1264 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:55,240 Speaker 4: size of two bricks. Yes, that you cannot see the screen, right, Yes, 1265 01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:59,240 Speaker 4: it's that kind of a that non paltrad green that 1266 01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,040 Speaker 4: you have to be a perfect you can only play 1267 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:08,720 Speaker 4: during Golden hour, right, Okay? And you know who definitely 1268 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,480 Speaker 4: had a game Boy, the Limp Scarecrow. Oh no, I 1269 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,480 Speaker 4: feel like he's a Sega game gear woe. Like he 1270 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,320 Speaker 4: had a game gear. Do you know what I had? 1271 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,000 Speaker 4: Do you know what? This is an obscure gaming reference? 1272 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,280 Speaker 4: I had a game Com game Calm No, And I 1273 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,320 Speaker 4: feel like I know these things. The year was exactly 1274 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:28,440 Speaker 4: nineteen ninety eight, okay, in ninety seven, and it was 1275 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,400 Speaker 4: the size about a brick, right, And it had a 1276 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,760 Speaker 4: pen you operated the screen. Oh that's always a good sign. Yes, 1277 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,320 Speaker 4: And I got it because there was a version of 1278 01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:41,440 Speaker 4: Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy on it. I want oh beautiful. Yeah, 1279 01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:44,720 Speaker 4: but a game con? Game Calm, calm a game Oh, 1280 01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,280 Speaker 4: game con sounds like I guess that's probably a thing. 1281 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,000 Speaker 4: Yeah right, Oh yeah, I don't need to go to 1282 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,160 Speaker 4: game coll No one needs to go to game con. 1283 01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,120 Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna give the game Boy to Janet 1284 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,680 Speaker 4: Jackson to see if she has memories of playing a 1285 01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:58,560 Speaker 4: game Boy. Oh interesting, what if you know? You give 1286 01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,320 Speaker 4: it to Jana Jackson. She's like, oh, doctor Mario or 1287 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:06,240 Speaker 4: whatever with her curiously high voice. That voice is incredible. 1288 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,160 Speaker 3: Anytime she checks in on Facebook or whatever, it's a 1289 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,360 Speaker 3: real gift to everyone. 1290 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,440 Speaker 4: I feel the only time she talks, she is murmuring 1291 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:17,480 Speaker 4: thinking her fans, thank you guys for being there for me, you. 1292 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,520 Speaker 3: Know, like that all the time, Like that's all she 1293 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:23,360 Speaker 3: says she's never had. I mean, in the last twenty years, 1294 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,600 Speaker 3: she hasn't had just a conversation like an adult. 1295 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,720 Speaker 4: I don't think. No, you go to coffee with Channa Jackson, 1296 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:33,360 Speaker 4: She's like, the fans have always been there for me. Okay, 1297 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,600 Speaker 4: so she's getting the game Boy. Yeah, I think that. 1298 01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,360 Speaker 4: I think that that actually makes sense. I think she was. 1299 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,080 Speaker 3: Just famous enough at the point of the release of 1300 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,960 Speaker 3: the Game Boy that it didn't cross her radar. 1301 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,320 Speaker 4: You think it might be So it's the lady, right, yeah? Right, 1302 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:50,760 Speaker 4: So she's definitely in rhythmation. She's a busy dancing up 1303 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:56,440 Speaker 4: a storm, right, yes, redefining the choreographically. Yeah, friending with 1304 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,200 Speaker 4: Paula Abdul was making all the moves happen, trying to 1305 01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:04,320 Speaker 4: distance herself brother right, being successful? Yeah, you know, uh 1306 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,400 Speaker 4: but if she picked up if she picked up a 1307 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:11,080 Speaker 4: and was like Zelda right, that would be really worth 1308 01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,360 Speaker 4: it to me. I would love to hear Janet Jaggs 1309 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:18,560 Speaker 4: and say Zelda right. Okay. 1310 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:22,800 Speaker 3: I think that's an excellent choice. You're left with now. 1311 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,560 Speaker 4: Oh, I have to assign the other two. Oh yeah, 1312 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:28,720 Speaker 4: very blue gun. A DVD of this is forty okay, well, 1313 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:33,080 Speaker 4: the DVD of this is forty uh huh. I want 1314 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:37,720 Speaker 4: to know if Scarecrow likes the conventional comedy, but can 1315 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:41,320 Speaker 4: he dial into that Let's see. I feel like I 1316 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:45,439 Speaker 4: actually kind of believe he can. Okay, I feel like, yeah, 1317 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,560 Speaker 4: thinks of Leslie Mann, so I want to do it. Yeah. 1318 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:51,080 Speaker 3: He I feel like he's probably taken the contacts out 1319 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:55,880 Speaker 3: by now, and it's probably he's probably just living among us. 1320 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,240 Speaker 3: We're all we know, no, as a normal man. My 1321 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,680 Speaker 3: dream is that he is now works on a farm 1322 01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:05,520 Speaker 3: somewhere with the contacts in the exact same two thousand. 1323 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:08,080 Speaker 3: Look he's actually I mean, it's probably time for him 1324 01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:10,880 Speaker 3: to make his comeback. I feel like we've unfortunately forgotten 1325 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,320 Speaker 3: the lessons of history and are allowing new metal to 1326 01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:17,360 Speaker 3: creep back into our lives, right, and it's horrifying. Yeah, no, 1327 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,200 Speaker 3: I long for him. I feel like Grimes is going 1328 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,720 Speaker 3: to have him guessed on her album or something and tough. 1329 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,840 Speaker 3: It's scary to watch it happen because I lived through 1330 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,840 Speaker 3: that period of history and it was not positive. You 1331 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:33,200 Speaker 3: seem shaken, Yeah, I'm very shaken. The wide leg jeans, 1332 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,600 Speaker 3: oh god, I'm still traumatized by having to wear white 1333 01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,600 Speaker 3: leg jeans. I can't picture you in a wide leg 1334 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:39,200 Speaker 3: jeans truly. 1335 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:41,440 Speaker 4: I mean, like I think most of my friends would say, 1336 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,880 Speaker 4: I dress in very tight clothes. Sure, and it's because 1337 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,920 Speaker 4: I am constantly compensating for the shame I felt wearing 1338 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:50,720 Speaker 4: baggy clothes. We can't go back to that. No, it 1339 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:51,880 Speaker 4: was horrible. We all have. 1340 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:55,480 Speaker 3: For a period, we found our bodies and like allowed 1341 01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:58,760 Speaker 3: them to be as we could see that people were 1342 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,440 Speaker 3: people shaped the last few years and I feel like 1343 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:04,440 Speaker 3: we're headed back towards something that is not good. 1344 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,720 Speaker 4: No. Remember there was a period in our lives where 1345 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,360 Speaker 4: you had to look like you skateboarded. 1346 01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:14,440 Speaker 3: Yes, yes you and not well no, like those jinkos 1347 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:17,560 Speaker 3: were dragging behind you on the skateboard. And the only 1348 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,760 Speaker 3: pragmatic application there was that you wanted pants where you 1349 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:23,480 Speaker 3: could fit a whole disc man in the pocket. 1350 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:24,640 Speaker 4: Right, So now. 1351 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,400 Speaker 3: Obviously we don't need that, Yes, I mean, so stop 1352 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,080 Speaker 3: pretending we do exactly you know. Yeah, it felt like 1353 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:32,480 Speaker 3: a period where every teen boy was wearing a floor 1354 01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:37,280 Speaker 3: length denim skirt. Yes, the silhouette, Yes, what is happening? 1355 01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:38,320 Speaker 4: Like a Victorian? 1356 01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to go back to it. Yeah, I 1357 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,280 Speaker 3: do feel like I've gotten to the age of it. 1358 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,600 Speaker 3: I can just embrace what I want to wear, and 1359 01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:47,520 Speaker 3: it's like, well, I'm an adult and this is my look. 1360 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:51,320 Speaker 3: But so I if wide leg jeans do make their 1361 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,760 Speaker 3: big comeback, I think I've boarded up the house. I 1362 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,240 Speaker 3: can keep them out right, But who knows? You never 1363 01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:57,680 Speaker 3: know what that. 1364 01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,360 Speaker 4: In a world with pinterest, where like I feel like 1365 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,680 Speaker 4: all styles are relevant at all times, I feel like 1366 01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:05,000 Speaker 4: you won't be forced to wear white leg jeans. I 1367 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,280 Speaker 4: have been educated recently that we're post fashion. Yeah, oh 1368 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:08,880 Speaker 4: that's nice. 1369 01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:10,880 Speaker 3: You can just do whatever you want and if it's 1370 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,600 Speaker 3: your look, it's your look, which may just be an 1371 01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:16,640 Speaker 3: excuse to do whatever you want. Yeah, as sociopath told 1372 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,920 Speaker 3: you this, but yeah, I think actually you never know. Okay, 1373 01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:25,120 Speaker 3: but back to Okay, he's getting Scarecrow has got the DVD, 1374 01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,320 Speaker 3: probably definitely owns a DVD player. 1375 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:31,720 Speaker 4: Yep, he's watching that. Okay. Sandra is gun because you 1376 01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:33,560 Speaker 4: know what would be thrilling to me if she were handy. 1377 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:38,400 Speaker 4: Oh sure, she's like, oh you know, if she had 1378 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,320 Speaker 4: like a shed she needed to fix, or something that 1379 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,720 Speaker 4: would really a boom gun. 1380 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,600 Speaker 3: That's how sheds work. To watch Sandra fix an entire 1381 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,400 Speaker 3: shed using nothing but her hot glue. 1382 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,080 Speaker 4: You know how you walk into a shed if you're 1383 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:51,480 Speaker 4: little something unglued about this, and then you fix it. 1384 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:55,320 Speaker 3: I also can see Sandra using the hot glue gun 1385 01:07:55,640 --> 01:08:00,360 Speaker 3: in kind of a hostage situation or something like she 1386 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:04,600 Speaker 3: doesn't have her weapon. She does see the hot glue gun. 1387 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:08,160 Speaker 3: She's going to save the hostages using nothing but this 1388 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,000 Speaker 3: hot glue gun. 1389 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,680 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and she nobody registers urgency on a face 1390 01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:14,080 Speaker 4: like Chandra, so she would be very successful. I can 1391 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,400 Speaker 4: totally I can see her doing that in a Wait, 1392 01:08:16,439 --> 01:08:17,200 Speaker 4: what's the series? 1393 01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:17,400 Speaker 2: Uh? 1394 01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,120 Speaker 4: What's raised? Anatomy? Killing Eve? 1395 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,960 Speaker 3: Killing Eve? Yes, Killing Eve? Season three coming up? Hmm, 1396 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:27,919 Speaker 3: she's got the glue gun. I see, Lewis, You've absolutely 1397 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:28,640 Speaker 3: nailed it with that. 1398 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,320 Speaker 4: Oh, thank you. 1399 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,280 Speaker 3: We're going to move into the final segment here. I 1400 01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:35,400 Speaker 3: said no questions. Very good people are writing and they're 1401 01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:39,120 Speaker 3: asking for help to I said no gifts at gmail 1402 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:42,120 Speaker 3: dot com they have they're having trouble giving gifts. We're 1403 01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:45,080 Speaker 3: going to try to help one or two people and 1404 01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,439 Speaker 3: just get them on their way. Let me read this 1405 01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:50,720 Speaker 3: to you first up High Bridger, My mom's birthday is 1406 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:53,080 Speaker 3: coming up, but she's been on a Marie Condo kick 1407 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,400 Speaker 3: trying to clear out the house. What should I get 1408 01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:58,280 Speaker 3: her that won't just add more clutter? That's from Andrew 1409 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:03,800 Speaker 3: in Miami. Andrew's mom is finally throwing some things out 1410 01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:06,479 Speaker 3: and he's about to bring something else into her life. Well, 1411 01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:09,160 Speaker 3: I feel like the answer is a box full of containers. 1412 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:09,719 Speaker 4: Am I wrong? 1413 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:10,120 Speaker 1: Oh? 1414 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:13,960 Speaker 3: Not a bad idea, just something that she can the 1415 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:16,160 Speaker 3: things that she does want to keep. She's going to 1416 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:17,280 Speaker 3: put in some tupperware. 1417 01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:21,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, right, minute little things to put other minute little 1418 01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:24,679 Speaker 4: things inside. That is the revelation of Marie Kanda, right. Yes, 1419 01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,760 Speaker 4: and she's also like the world's greatest gammer of all 1420 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:30,000 Speaker 4: time because she has one tip. Oh and by the way, 1421 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:31,760 Speaker 4: she has no time to stay in your house. No, 1422 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:33,840 Speaker 4: and she the difference she makes in your home is 1423 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:36,760 Speaker 4: not significant. No, she comes in and she's like, do 1424 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:39,080 Speaker 4: you really like that scarf? Tea and walks out. And 1425 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:47,799 Speaker 4: also her folding techniques are impossible to replicate. The specifically underwear. 1426 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,840 Speaker 4: The underwear thing is never happening. That the way she 1427 01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,519 Speaker 4: folds underwear means she has killed before and will kill her. 1428 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,200 Speaker 4: Of course, if I was going through someone's clothing and 1429 01:09:56,200 --> 01:10:02,960 Speaker 4: found their underwear away triangle, yeah, I would think you're 1430 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,320 Speaker 4: looking for the exit immediately, right, and the exit is 1431 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:08,120 Speaker 4: now locked. Do not treat my briefs like a bandanna, No, 1432 01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:11,360 Speaker 4: absolutely not. I'm throwing them. I'm piling them in a drawer. 1433 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,720 Speaker 4: That's all they need right, No, you can see all 1434 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,720 Speaker 4: of them just in a drawer. Yes, they don't need 1435 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:20,120 Speaker 4: to be origami swans or whatever. 1436 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:23,840 Speaker 3: It makes no sense, Marie. Yeah, I think some sort 1437 01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,000 Speaker 3: of a container would be good. 1438 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,000 Speaker 4: I guess you know. 1439 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:30,400 Speaker 3: I said tupperware and immediately thought there's probably some sort 1440 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:33,800 Speaker 3: of environmental problem with that. Let's do a basket. Let's 1441 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:37,000 Speaker 3: do something that will eventually fall apart in the dirt. 1442 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:40,919 Speaker 4: Also, there's something decorative about a basket. You can't Baskets 1443 01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:43,720 Speaker 4: are something that can't become outmoded because there's such a 1444 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:44,719 Speaker 4: pleasure to see. 1445 01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:47,479 Speaker 3: Right, it adds a little extra something. Or you know, 1446 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:49,599 Speaker 3: it sounds like she's doing a lot of hard work 1447 01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:53,479 Speaker 3: around the house. Maybe it's something like a massage. Let's 1448 01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:57,679 Speaker 3: help mom relax after throwing out all of the Christmas ornaments. 1449 01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,680 Speaker 4: I feel like we're racing headlong to a future of 1450 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,400 Speaker 4: buying only services for each other. 1451 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:06,200 Speaker 3: Yes, and yeah, I think just as a society, none 1452 01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:09,000 Speaker 3: of us is going to own any physical item, right, 1453 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:11,679 Speaker 3: and then we're gonna pan. There's gonna be a moment 1454 01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:15,360 Speaker 3: of panic in the near future. I wish I owned something. 1455 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:17,439 Speaker 4: Right, No, you'll be assigned a collar and your wholehouse 1456 01:11:17,479 --> 01:11:19,200 Speaker 4: will be that and that's all you have. 1457 01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:24,599 Speaker 3: The walls will be that color, right and right? Okay, Andrew, 1458 01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,559 Speaker 3: problem solves. Mom's going to be thrilled. Moving on, Bridger, 1459 01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:32,280 Speaker 3: My friend gave me a beautiful walk for my birthday 1460 01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:34,080 Speaker 3: and said he can't wait for me to invite him 1461 01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:39,200 Speaker 3: over for a walk dinner. Okay, but I hate walks 1462 01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:41,439 Speaker 3: and I want to return it. Am I obligated to 1463 01:11:41,439 --> 01:11:44,000 Speaker 3: cook the dinner for him as a thank you thanks 1464 01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:48,080 Speaker 3: Darlene in Portland. You know what he could have done 1465 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:51,280 Speaker 3: bought himself a walk or just taken you both out 1466 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:54,920 Speaker 3: to a Chinese restaurant or something. Is this feels crazy 1467 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:58,160 Speaker 3: to me? I mean, I mean the Darlene on a 1468 01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:02,839 Speaker 3: lot of levels, you hate walk Who has an opinion 1469 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:04,519 Speaker 3: that's strong of an opinion on walks? 1470 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:08,280 Speaker 4: This guy? Really? Wait? I assume did I thought? She? Did? 1471 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,439 Speaker 4: She say? He am? I? Yeah? 1472 01:12:10,479 --> 01:12:10,679 Speaker 1: Him? 1473 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:13,519 Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay. He couldn't have been more wrong about Darlene, 1474 01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:13,920 Speaker 4: I know. 1475 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,080 Speaker 3: I mean, she obviously has a strong preference about this, 1476 01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:19,080 Speaker 3: and I feel like if you have a strong opinion 1477 01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:22,479 Speaker 3: about walks, everyone knows maybe this is kind of an 1478 01:12:22,479 --> 01:12:25,080 Speaker 3: in your face. Every element of it does feel a 1479 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,200 Speaker 3: little like, Darlene, look that I got you, and look 1480 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,840 Speaker 3: a you're going to be using when I come over 1481 01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:31,120 Speaker 3: to see it after you haven't been able to return it. 1482 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,439 Speaker 4: Is it in fact an intervention like they're worried about 1483 01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:35,679 Speaker 4: her anti walk stance and want to, you know, get 1484 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:39,439 Speaker 4: your back in the good graces of society. Darlene. 1485 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:44,400 Speaker 3: I think your only choice here is to I think 1486 01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:49,040 Speaker 3: use the walk poorly. Yes, show the friend. That's the 1487 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:51,640 Speaker 3: only revenge you can get here is of course, you 1488 01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:54,160 Speaker 3: can come over for a walk dinner and I'm going 1489 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,559 Speaker 3: to make some I'm going to undercook the meat. You're 1490 01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:59,320 Speaker 3: probably gonna end up sick, and it's all your fault. 1491 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,800 Speaker 4: It's very I feel like it should be the fatal 1492 01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:04,559 Speaker 4: attraction response, you know, where they boil the bunny or whatever. 1493 01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:07,000 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, takes something that is meaningful to him and 1494 01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,960 Speaker 4: then kill it or cook it in the walk, right. 1495 01:13:10,439 --> 01:13:13,439 Speaker 3: I mean, both of the people in this situation feel 1496 01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:17,559 Speaker 3: like full manias to me, and I almost feel unsafe 1497 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:21,559 Speaker 3: advising either of you. But it's a ken of mouse 1498 01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:25,200 Speaker 3: game here. It's a total like what team I'm on? Yeah, 1499 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:28,200 Speaker 3: it's going to have a thrilling conclusion. I can only 1500 01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:34,840 Speaker 3: imagine despite this person being named Darlene. Well, the question 1501 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:36,920 Speaker 3: is am I obligated to cook the dinner for him 1502 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:38,280 Speaker 3: as a thank you? 1503 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:38,559 Speaker 4: No? 1504 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:41,920 Speaker 3: But ultimately, in the greater scheme of things in your 1505 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:46,240 Speaker 3: relationship with this lunatic, you owe it to yourself to 1506 01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:49,519 Speaker 3: make him a horrible dinner, bring him over, and then 1507 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,599 Speaker 3: throw the walk out because you're not going to see 1508 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:52,040 Speaker 3: him again. 1509 01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:54,920 Speaker 4: I assume any food you would want from a walk 1510 01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:57,360 Speaker 4: can be made other ways, in a way Darlene likes, 1511 01:13:57,479 --> 01:13:59,920 Speaker 4: so she could also just make it. Yeah, I mean 1512 01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:01,679 Speaker 4: fried rice? Can you make that in a okay? 1513 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:01,840 Speaker 2: Man? 1514 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:04,639 Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what. I don't cook. And I even 1515 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,519 Speaker 4: brought up fake expertise about the matter. 1516 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,880 Speaker 3: I've seen a walk used, but I can't recommend anything 1517 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:13,840 Speaker 3: to make in a nice stir fry Darling. Good luck. 1518 01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:18,719 Speaker 3: I don't know, Lewis, it's been an absolute pleasure. You've 1519 01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,479 Speaker 3: nailed it with the game. We gave both of these 1520 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:25,439 Speaker 3: people perfect advice. I now have two beautiful games to 1521 01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:26,599 Speaker 3: take a game night. 1522 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:29,200 Speaker 4: I need you to. We need to play Taboo, and 1523 01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,439 Speaker 4: even though you are not competitive, you will be frightened 1524 01:14:31,479 --> 01:14:32,280 Speaker 4: into enjoying it. 1525 01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:35,240 Speaker 3: Okay, I that's the only way I enjoy things to 1526 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:38,080 Speaker 3: be just scared shaken. Yes, I just my back should 1527 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:40,519 Speaker 3: be against the wall and I should be terrified. 1528 01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:45,360 Speaker 4: I want you to I want you startled and alerts. Well, 1529 01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:47,720 Speaker 4: thank you for being here, and thank you for being you. 1530 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:49,120 Speaker 4: I just love you to death. 1531 01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:51,840 Speaker 3: I'm so happy you had me on Well, look him 1532 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,840 Speaker 3: up on Twitter, look up his Instagram because he's the 1533 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:58,240 Speaker 3: only person correctly using Instagram story and so every once 1534 01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:02,080 Speaker 3: in a while, yeah, you get and I truly when 1535 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:06,679 Speaker 3: I see fifty Instagram stories any other person I'm muting, yeah, 1536 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:08,439 Speaker 3: or your homicidal area. But you're going to have a 1537 01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:11,479 Speaker 3: wonderful time with Lewis. All right, Well, goodbye. That's the 1538 01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:14,200 Speaker 3: end of the podcast. 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