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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back all

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Speaker 1: arms speak Text to seventy eight five nine, who says,

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Speaker 1: not too long ago, I had the unfortunate situation where

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Speaker 1: I scheduled a marathon on the same day I was

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Speaker 1: supposed to be a guest at a nighttime wedding.

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Speaker 2: Oh no.

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Speaker 1: I finished the marathon, but exhausted, I was determined to

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Speaker 1: stay awake. Unfortunately didn't last long. Knotted off around eight

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Speaker 1: pm at my table. They woke me up at midnight

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Speaker 1: when everything was shutting.

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Speaker 3: Forever.

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Speaker 4: In the video, the guy yeah, were a little metals.

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Speaker 4: They knew what you did.

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Speaker 2: A good friends for letting you rest.

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Speaker 3: That's you know.

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Speaker 1: You're making the wedding book for sure and will remember

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Speaker 1: you forever if you come on to this segment and

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Speaker 1: share a big secret with us and all of our listeners,

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Speaker 1: because we can keep you anonymous for it. And that's

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Speaker 1: the deal we struck with our listener Warren today. At

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Speaker 1: least that's his fake name that he chose for himself.

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Speaker 3: Warren. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: Hey guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: We love a good confession.

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Speaker 2: Warren love when a person's awake.

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Speaker 1: Off to a great start voice changer is on. You

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Speaker 1: are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready. Let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 5: All right. So I haven't told anybody this, but this

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Speaker 5: past holiday season I was just over it.

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Speaker 1: Over over, like the whole idea of the holidays.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I just did not want to do the

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Speaker 5: whole holiday thing.

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Speaker 2: I mean, is it normally a big thing in your family.

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Speaker 5: Or oh for sure? Okay, okay, So.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of expectations going into the season for you.

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Speaker 3: Why do you feel that way?

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean you have to travel and then small

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Speaker 5: talk with your family about the same old craft.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like is Jeff calling in? Yeah, I feel your brother.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I love my family, but I just couldn't

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Speaker 5: do it this year.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, what'd you do? Did your own thing?

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Speaker 2: Or yeah? Well did you break your mother's heart and

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Speaker 2: not show up?

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Speaker 3: Is that what you did?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Because if my kids are listening and they plan

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Speaker 2: on doing that in twenty years when they're adults, they

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Speaker 2: will be written out of the will.

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Speaker 3: Was that your plan?

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Speaker 5: Well, so I told my parents I was going to

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Speaker 5: be visiting with my girlfriend's family for Christmas. Oh god?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well at least they can understand that.

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Speaker 5: No, I won't understand it well. And then I told

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Speaker 5: my girlfriend that I was going to go home and

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Speaker 5: visit my family for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, oh wait, you were why you weren't going

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Speaker 1: to your girlfriend's family's house.

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Speaker 3: You didn't want to spend it with her either?

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Speaker 5: Well no, I mean I said that because, like going

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Speaker 5: to her families would have been the Dame story, different locations.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we get while you said it, you were lying

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Speaker 2: to both so you didn't have to see anyone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so everyone thinks you have all their commitments and

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Speaker 1: really you're just doing your own thing, right, What did

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Speaker 5: Yeah? So instead I put myself a solo trip to Hawaii.

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Speaker 3: Boy I did. I don't know how I feel about it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what being mad if they found out

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Speaker 2: your mother for lying to them, or your girlfriend for

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Speaker 2: not taking her to Hawaii. Yeah, that is so risky.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, how did that go?

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Speaker 5: Well? I mean, look, for one whole week, I just relaxed.

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Speaker 5: I laid out by the pool, I watched movies, I

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Speaker 5: got room service, and I had total peace. I'll be

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Speaker 5: honest with you, guys, with the magic.

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Speaker 4: On you, what happens if like someone wants to FaceTime you,

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Speaker 4: like your dad is like, oh, let's put them, or

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Speaker 4: your girlfriend does the same, you have.

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Speaker 3: To run down of the lobby and by the Christmas tree.

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Speaker 5: So at night I do a zoom call with my

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Speaker 5: girlfriend from my hotel room, just sitting on the bed,

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Speaker 5: told her I was in my parents.

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Speaker 1: Guess she hasn't been to your parents house before? No, no, okay,

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Speaker 1: so she wouldn't know.

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Speaker 5: So then I do a zoom called my parents after that,

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Speaker 5: and I'd just be totally free the rest of the time.

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Speaker 5: I mean, no joke. It was the best holiday break

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Speaker 2: But I guess if you don't do it near a

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Speaker 2: like it's you know, it's the time change too.

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Speaker 1: Was it hard to keep that charade going because you're

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Speaker 1: having to lie to two different people at the same time.

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Speaker 5: Well, honestly, the hardest part was that I had to

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Speaker 5: be careful about not coming home to Tan because that

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Speaker 5: would in Hawaii.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you come home like super Tan, like, don't

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Speaker 1: don't your parents live up in like the northeast where

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Speaker 1: it's like covered in snow.

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Speaker 5: Right, That is so funny.

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Speaker 2: So wait, did you ever get caught?

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Speaker 5: No, So I'm and I just had to make sure

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Speaker 5: that I had to stay in the shade the whole time,

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Speaker 5: which wasn't easy. But I came home afterwards and felt

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Speaker 5: super rejuvenated. I mean, no one had any idea, and

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Speaker 5: my girlfriend had no idea and we're still really good.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: You do know at some point you're going to have

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Speaker 2: your first Christmas together and your parents are going to

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Speaker 2: be confused because you've.

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Speaker 1: Already done that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you.

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Speaker 2: Didn't think about that problem.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, future Warren will worry about that.

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Speaker 5: I Mean the thing is, I know I can't do

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Speaker 5: this forever, but I'm just kind of like pushing back

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Speaker 5: my proposal with her because because I just want one

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Speaker 5: last holiday vacation by myself. I mean, I want to

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Speaker 5: do that one more time. It was so rejuvenated.

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Speaker 1: What one more holiday solo? You'll lie to everybody, just

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Speaker 1: one last time for Christmas and then.

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Speaker 3: You'll get engaged.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and why she doesn't find out and then there

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Speaker 5: will be no relationship. Well look, I don't look at

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Speaker 5: it is lying. I'm just you know, not telling them

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Speaker 5: the whole would.

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Speaker 2: You say that you're going to be and your girlfriends

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Speaker 2: for Christmas and you're in Hawaii by yourself.

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Speaker 3: That's fully a lie. It's not lying, it's just not

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Speaker 3: telling the truth. Totally different things Hawaiian culture. I don't

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Speaker 3: think you're lying at all. No, they don't have a

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Speaker 3: word for you lame yes, And that's called relaxing.

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Speaker 1: So you enjoy getting laid in Hawaii this holiday season because.

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Speaker 4: You're not going to get laid at all.

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Speaker 1: And texting in the seven eighty five nine too, if

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Speaker 1: you have a confession you've been holding on to, will

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Speaker 1: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our

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Speaker 1: next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Your phone tapp's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.