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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 1: Mouse speak textas seventy five ninety two says, never let

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Speaker 1: your child name your pet. Why decided to let our

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Speaker 1: four year old name our new beagle? Yesterday? He got

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Speaker 1: off leash and I had to run through the park

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Speaker 1: yelling beat beep stop.

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Speaker 2: I will say I named our dog Whiskey because I

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Speaker 2: couldn't pronounce whiskers and so same. We'd be lost and

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Speaker 2: my mom would just.

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Speaker 1: Be like, whiskey, I forget over here.

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Speaker 2: Just for telling your future issues.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of power that comes with choosing names,

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Speaker 1: and on this segment, our listeners get all the power

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Speaker 1: as they tell their secrets under fake identities while we

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Speaker 1: mask their voice. And one of our listener wants to

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Speaker 1: come clean using the alias Doug Today, Doug, I really

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Speaker 1: wish your fake name was beat Beat, But welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 2: It's Hong Kong Doug.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he was nervous that the voice changer wasn't on yet.

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Speaker 2: That's why you hesitated.

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Speaker 1: It's working. Don't worry. Voice changer is on. You are

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Speaker 1: the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I just celebrated seven years with my wife,

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Speaker 4: thank you, and I absolutely love her.

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Speaker 3: She's sweet, she's caring, I know.

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Speaker 1: What's going on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly for it too.

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Speaker 4: So her one downfall is she is absolutely the worst

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Speaker 4: gift giver on the planet.

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Speaker 2: Worst gift giver.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anxiety because I pride myself on giving people gifts,

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Speaker 1: So that would suck if like they hate it.

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Speaker 2: So wait, so, like, give us an example. What's a

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Speaker 2: bad gift she's given you.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like, I love the TV show The Office?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, great, one one year she gave me a novelty

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Speaker 4: music box that plays the Office theme song whenever you

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Speaker 2: That's cute, but you love the show. That's thoughtful, that.

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Speaker 1: Actually makes sense.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't have any other function though.

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Speaker 1: Even when I'm watching the show The Office, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, please get through this intro music, Like,

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Speaker 1: I can't stand this one.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry to feel it's not her downfall that

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Speaker 2: you're a little kicky, but.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, the thought is clearly there, but the practicality

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Speaker 1: of that gift is not there.

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Speaker 2: You've been married for seven years.

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Speaker 4: I have a gift's going to be practical, right. I

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Speaker 4: know that there's a lot of thought that goes into

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Speaker 4: the gifts. So she gives me, but they're terrible, Like

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Speaker 4: I read my birthday, I dread.

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Speaker 2: You read them? Ok, give me because you haven't won

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Speaker 2: me over on the office music box? What else do

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Speaker 2: you got? That's bad?

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Speaker 3: Times.

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Speaker 4: I like to put like a little drop of vanilla

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Speaker 4: in my coffee. So one here for Christmas, she bought

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Speaker 4: me and grow your own vanilla beans.

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Speaker 3: Kids.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a little much what I think? That's sweet?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it takes eighteen months to grow.

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Speaker 2: And then.

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Speaker 1: Oh now I can't drink coffee.

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Speaker 2: What month are you in if your vanilla? That's what

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Speaker 2: I want to know.

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Speaker 1: Did you grow them?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: Zero? Nth.

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Speaker 4: I throw away her, get.

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Speaker 1: Right in front of her, like you just open up

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Speaker 1: the trash can drop it right in.

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Speaker 4: Brutal Yeah, Like I'll bring them to my office and

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Speaker 4: then I okay.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's sad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like you're kind of a red flag right now,

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Speaker 2: my man, Like that's that cool? She were giving you

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Speaker 2: something good, like one time it was almost like nailed it.

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Speaker 4: She almost gave me a good gift one year for

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Speaker 4: Valentine's Day made me a personalized calendar. Okay, okay, that's nice,

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Speaker 4: and each month was a different photo of her, picture

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Speaker 2: Each month, one of those sexy killings like.

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Speaker 1: The girls can make the shirts of like it's yourself

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Speaker 1: for your boyfriend, I know, to look.

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Speaker 3: At exactly now.

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Speaker 4: A lot of times you get a personalized calendar, you

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Speaker 4: think in sexy cute photos. But like one of them

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Speaker 4: was just like her slouched on the couch shooting chip

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Speaker 4: like I do, like I love her, like I understand

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Speaker 4: like that she's trying to be a good gift giver

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Speaker 4: and she's trying to be thoughtful and all these things.

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Speaker 3: It's just the gifts are so out of left field.

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Speaker 2: Like okay, okay, okay, So if she's so bad, are

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Speaker 2: you so good? Is that what makes you upset? Like

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Speaker 2: do you give amazing gifts?

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Speaker 4: I mean I give pretty good gift Like I mean

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Speaker 4: my bought her like a pair of like ninety dollars slippers.

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Speaker 4: Care Like gift givings out there love like it's like

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Speaker 4: they don't really.

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Speaker 1: You don't care.

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Speaker 3: That's a good point.

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Speaker 2: I care because I love giving.

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Speaker 1: Some people just don't.

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Speaker 2: You're complaining about an un sexy calendar, and you got

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Speaker 2: her slippers. That's what my mom just gave my husband.

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Speaker 2: But that's not all looked out.

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Speaker 1: Something's bring between your mom and your husband right now.

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Speaker 1: You need to look out silk slippers. O you dish racks?

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Speaker 4: So are you talking of Doug?

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Speaker 1: Don't don't. Don't feel bad this. This whole point of

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Speaker 1: this segment is to get stuff off of your chest.

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Speaker 1: If you feel like you aren't able to tell anybody,

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Speaker 1: We're supposed to be your safe space. Guys, he doesn't

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Speaker 1: want he wants to go his chest and he can

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Speaker 1: never tell his wife and she can.

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Speaker 2: You don't tell her that you don't like the gifts.

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Speaker 2: You just need to make her a list of what

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Speaker 2: you want so that you're not a little whiney man.

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Speaker 2: After Oh okay, that's what he sounds like. He's a

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Speaker 2: big why man.

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Speaker 1: He's a whiny man who loves his wife too much

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Speaker 1: to hurt her feelings.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I do like the list idea.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you know, maybe I'll try to find like

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Speaker 4: a gentle way of giving her a list of the things.

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Speaker 3: That I would like.

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Speaker 4: She's like seriously amazing in every other way that I'm

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Speaker 4: like trying to sit here and bring her down with

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Speaker 4: our gift getting but like, no, it's like really bad.

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Speaker 1: You're going to get an authentic surprise gift from her,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't think.

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Speaker 2: He wants that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think thats like, Yeah, do you feel better

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Speaker 1: though being able to vent a little bit at least?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I definitely feel a lot better, like I've never

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Speaker 4: told anybody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we have a play on moving forward. Yes, Okay.

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Speaker 1: In fact, we're going to send this podcast to your

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Speaker 1: wife so that she knows what the new plan is.

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Speaker 2: Cool, he's anonymous. I think that's the point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, we're gonna we'll keep it that way. Text

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Speaker 1: in seven eighty five nine two. If you have a

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Speaker 1: secret confession you've been holding on to, we can hide

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Speaker 1: your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next

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Speaker 1: mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,