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Speaker 1: What's up with you? Wait a minute, is this the

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Speaker 1: right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Goody, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 3: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 3: approaches you while you're out at the club and uses

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Speaker 3: this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me? Are you

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Speaker 3: a magician? Because every time I look at you, where'd

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Speaker 3: my pants go? Whatever you do? Was this the urge

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Speaker 3: to David blade on him and freezes privates in a

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Speaker 3: block of ice for forty eight straight hours instead to

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Speaker 3: tell him you would love to examine his magic wand

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Speaker 3: in private. And that's when you abra could dab on

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Speaker 3: him and given the number to the loser line. So

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Speaker 3: hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 3: play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, Becky, this is listen. In regards to the

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Speaker 2: March Madness bracket, I was more than happy to fill

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Speaker 2: that out for you. And uh, let's just say that

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Speaker 2: you're going to win. This is a foregone conclusion. Having

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Speaker 2: said that, when you win, I just want to let

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Speaker 2: you know that I will be expecting compensation. And I

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Speaker 2: think sixty percent is more than fair. Okay, so I

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Speaker 2: will be expecting my competition fee after the championship, so

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Speaker 2: please get your mindset aligned to make that happen. And

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Speaker 2: congratulations in advance. All right, we'll be in touchas.

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Speaker 1: Oh God advanced. He knows.

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Speaker 4: It's always the experts who do so well in those

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Speaker 4: bracket pools.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, the experts never do it.

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Speaker 1: Right, dude.

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Speaker 4: In our family pool, it's always a kid that wins. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that hands down, there's no questions.

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Speaker 1: And our friendipal's always the wives that win.

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Speaker 3: Yes, really nevers on studying right.

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Speaker 5: The message, Hey Jack or whatever your name is, the

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Speaker 5: woman who owns the doc that your horny ac doc

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Speaker 5: humping at the dog part, I just thought you should

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Speaker 5: know that I'm taking my dog to the vet because

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Speaker 5: she now has some sort of war or something like

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Speaker 5: some kind of canine d D. So you should probably

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Speaker 5: find out what other dogs that he's been trying to

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Speaker 5: get with, because there may be some sort of epidemic

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Speaker 5: of dog herpes or whatever this gross thing is.

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Speaker 1: Just stay out of the dog party. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: is it your friend vets? I have not heard her

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Speaker 1: talk about dog herpies.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It's not a big topic the conversationies, how do.

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Speaker 3: I know that her dog didn't give it to his

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Speaker 3: dog at the dog park? See this is why I

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Speaker 3: always have my dog Bagel wear a diaper whenever he's

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Speaker 3: at the park. I see total safety and protection every

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Speaker 3: single time, because he's a wanted Pup's an will be dry.

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Speaker 3: That's likes it that way.

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Speaker 2: Wrap.

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Speaker 3: There you go, And speaking of going viral for all

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Speaker 3: the wrong reasons, good transition. Have you seen our YouTube page?

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Speaker 3: All of your favorite segments are on there, Awkward Tuesday,

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Speaker 3: second Date updates, and our phone taps, possibly even our

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Speaker 3: featured loser line clip of the week. Plus you don't

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Speaker 3: you will understand how the term face for radio finally

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Speaker 3: came about. There is no cure for ugly and we

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Speaker 3: are proof. Now let's move on, get back to the clips.

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Speaker 1: Hi, I'm I'm looking for Kelly. This is the guy

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Speaker 1: you kissed on Saint Patrick's Day. I was wearing the

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Speaker 1: kiss me I am Irish t shirt. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I need to come clean about something. I'm I'm not

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Speaker 1: really Irish it's not like you can take the kiss back,

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Speaker 1: and I'm glad you can't because it was awesome. By

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Speaker 1: the way. I pride myself on being an honest, hand

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Speaker 1: up guy, and you did give me your number, and

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Speaker 1: I'd hate to start off a relationship on a lie.

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Speaker 1: So I hope you can call me back. I just

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Speaker 1: know that I'm not really Irish, and I apologize for

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Speaker 1: deceiving you. I hope you can forgive me, and I'd

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Speaker 3: That guy's going to rotten hell for sure. Deranged, twisted

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Speaker 3: liars like this that give dating a bad name for everybody,

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Speaker 3: that non Irish scum.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know you had so much passion about it. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I was feeling like that was the only kiss he

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Speaker 4: shirt actually works.

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Speaker 3: I think you know exactly what I was thinking, same thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: down with the total psychopath. Report him to Dateline, have

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Speaker 3: Chris Hansen.

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Speaker 1: Deal with him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I would love to see Chris Hansen be like, so

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Speaker 3: you claimed you were Irish, your ancestry and me report.

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Speaker 2: To run get him.

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Speaker 1: He's Italian.

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Speaker 5: Next message, this is we matched on the dating apps.

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Speaker 2: I guess a little bit about me.

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Speaker 1: I'm recently divorced.

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Speaker 5: I do have a pigmy horse named Rudy, and I

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Speaker 5: like to take.

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Speaker 2: Him to the carnival. He really enjoys it.

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Speaker 1: I'm active in the swinging community.

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Speaker 2: And what else? What else? I guess I like crosswords.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm kind of boring.

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Speaker 5: I still have a hotmail account, so read into that.

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Speaker 3: What you will Hotmail.

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Speaker 1: I'm worried.

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Speaker 3: Is she actually part of like a swing club that

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Speaker 3: like now.

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Speaker 4: Swings dance either, it's exactly what we think. I don't

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Speaker 4: think she's practiced over the years of how to work

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Speaker 4: it into a conversation. Yeah, because that is not an

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Speaker 4: easy thing to drop. No, you might as well just

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Speaker 4: included with all the other regularly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but the hotmail thing is a dead giveaway. You

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Speaker 3: see hotmail at the end of an email, you know

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Speaker 3: they get nasked. Yeah, that really is Remember you can

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Speaker 3: listen to Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

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Speaker 3: of your favorite Loser lines right there. We got a

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Speaker 3: phone tap coming up right after this

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.