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Speaker 1: On the Jordan Harbinger Show, You'll hear amazing stories from

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Speaker 1: with Jack Garcia, who did just that. My career was

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Speaker 1: For more on how Jack became so trusted in the

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Speaker 1: ninety two of the Jordan Harbinger Show. This is a

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is Monday, and isn't that great news?

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Speaker 1: I can't, I can't do it. I was gonna try

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Speaker 1: to continue the extra peppion Monday thing. I can't. It

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. It's gonna be a fun,

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Speaker 1: fun day today. Probably not so much for the Biden administration. Oh,

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Speaker 1: this border thing kind of got a little out of

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Speaker 1: You know the reasons it's out of control. But I'm

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Speaker 1: the real reason why. We'll go over that in just

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Today, Kamala Harris looks like she's gearing

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Speaker 1: up to take over the White House. Joe Biden took

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Speaker 1: a tumble up the stairs. I'll have a different take

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Speaker 1: on that than everybody else. Eight seven seven three seven

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Speaker 1: dot com. But first, let me ask you a question.

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Speaker 1: Do you believe in curses? And yes, I mean the

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Speaker 1: exact ones you're thinking about Indiana Jones style curses. Chris,

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Speaker 1: I'm yes, I know you do not. Do you believe

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Speaker 1: in curses? If you say you don't ask Jewish producer

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Speaker 1: Chris just did. Hang on, maybe you'll get there today. Now,

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Speaker 1: as you well know, I am probably I mean, let

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Speaker 1: me think about it, probably the greatest to ever do this.

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Speaker 1: Quit I'm kidding, but Cissy, as you well know, I've

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Speaker 1: covered a lot of different history topics during the opening

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Speaker 1: of our show. Everybody knows by now every single show. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's a political talk show that kind of goes off

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Speaker 1: political talk show, but it opens with a history story

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Speaker 1: every single day. Sometimes it's a battle of war, a king,

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Speaker 1: reading something over the weekend, it hit me, I think

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Speaker 1: I've been borderline criminally neglectful when it comes to one

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Speaker 1: particular topic. If you're going to go down the list

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Speaker 1: of the greatest conquerors in the history of mankind, you

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Speaker 1: almost undoubtedly have Genghis Khan at the top, or you

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Speaker 1: When was tammer Lane? Where was tamer Lane? This was

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Speaker 1: the post Genghis Khan Mongol world, And you know Genghis

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Speaker 1: Where did they come from? Well, you've listened to this show,

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Speaker 1: the Mongolian Empire, Well, it's the same thing that goes

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Speaker 1: you mean somebody's somebody's just gonna like bring me food. Hey,

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Speaker 1: And obviously I'm making a half joke out of it,

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Speaker 1: be a problem. Remember Genghis Khan, for the forty million

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Speaker 1: but that's what they did. And on the Ottoman side,

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Speaker 1: I heard everything from sixty seventy thousand to one hundred

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Speaker 1: and thirty thousand. What it looks like to me on

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Speaker 1: paper is the only part that matters. Tamer Lane out

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Speaker 1: numbers in by a little. Now, what are the armies

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Speaker 1: made of? Well, they're both really cool. The Ottomans are

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Speaker 1: very multiple, meaning they have archers, they have people on horseback,

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Speaker 1: they have elite, elite infantry. The janissaries, remember the janissaries

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Speaker 1: from last week. The Christian kids they would steal as

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Speaker 1: slaves from their parents when they were younger forcibly convert

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Speaker 1: them to Islam, but train them from a young age

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Speaker 1: to be Islamic super soldiers. These dudes were studs, studs

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Speaker 1: tamer Lane's army. I'm not totally sure this wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: the battle I would watch in the history of mankind

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Speaker 1: if I had to watch one. Why tamer Lane's army

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Speaker 1: was obviously because their Turkic and mon Turkic mongol entirely mounted.

433
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Speaker 1: But remember how Tamerlane went down and just wiped out

434
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Speaker 1: Dali for funzies. He brought back with him elephants, lots

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Speaker 1: of elephants, elephants with flame throwers on them. He had

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Speaker 1: flame throwers put on top of the elephants. And to

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Speaker 1: make it even worse, I mean, just picture this, he

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Speaker 1: had gigantic blades attached to the tusks of the elephants,

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Speaker 1: and the elephants were trained to wave their heads back

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Speaker 1: and forth, kind of like a gigantic weed whacker. Supposedly

441
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Speaker 1: he had like thirty two of them at this battle.

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Speaker 1: How sweet would that have been? And on the other end,

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Speaker 1: how much would you poop your pants if you had

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Speaker 1: that coming at you and you're sitting there with a

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Speaker 1: spear and a shield a flamethrower. Yeah, you know, I'm out.

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Speaker 1: I'm out. Oh cramp rap, I went down. I'm not

447
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Speaker 1: going to go into all the details of the entire campaign,

448
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Speaker 1: but just know this, it's the summertime. Tamer Lane is

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Speaker 1: a very crafty general, but then again, so is bey

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Speaker 1: A Zide. And tamer Lane decides, I'm going to make

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Speaker 1: him come to me, and I'm going to weaken him

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Speaker 1: and weaken him and weaken him as he goes. And

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Speaker 1: how's he do this? He starts poisoning the water supply

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Speaker 1: as he backs away. So be A Zede and the

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Speaker 1: heat of the summer is marching a long time with

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Speaker 1: a lot of men and a lot of gear, and

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Speaker 1: they keep running out of water because tamer Lane has

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Speaker 1: poisoned all of it. But there was one gigantic source

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Speaker 1: of water that beya Zide was looking forward to as

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Speaker 1: he got closer and closer to tamer Lane. And it

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Speaker 1: should be noted Bea Zid's general is by now we're

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Speaker 1: telling him this is a mistake. We have to stop.

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Speaker 1: We have to go back, look at our troops versus

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Speaker 1: his troops. We can't meet him out in the open.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet him in the mountains on our territory, and

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Speaker 1: and then and then we'll get him. But Bayazid had

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Speaker 1: a problem, a big problem, one that affects you and

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's a total disaster. The country has

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Speaker 1: fallen apart. But what else are we gonna do? We

506
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Speaker 1: gotta laugh. Let's finish up Tamerlane. Let's see if you

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Speaker 1: believe in curses. The Ottoman Beyazde he's being told by

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Speaker 1: his generals we're out of water. We're dying. Pull back,

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Speaker 1: We're heading towards fighting him on his ground. Stop. Beyazede

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Speaker 1: has a pride problem though, just like you do, just

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Speaker 1: like I do. Pride has cost a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: Pride has cost a lot of lives. Beyazed will not

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Speaker 1: pull back. Beyazide is moving forward. We are the Ottomans,

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Speaker 1: we are the most powerful. After all. He finds himself

515
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Speaker 1: going forward. But he's going to get to the Ankara

516
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Speaker 1: River and there his men will be able to drink.

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Speaker 1: Except he's not going up against some ragtag idiot. He's

518
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Speaker 1: going up against tamer Lane. Tamer Lane had already diverted

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Speaker 1: the river. The river wasn't there anymore. Now he gets

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Speaker 1: to tamer Lane and he decides, okay, we'll take a day,

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Speaker 1: let's rest. Except your men don't have any water. They're

522
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Speaker 1: actually more dehydrated the second day, more exhausted, more hungry.

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Speaker 1: The Ottoman Empire goes to battle with Tamerlane the next day,

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Speaker 1: and maybe they never would have stood a chance. Historically,

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Speaker 1: we'll never know. It's one of those disappointing things. Because

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Speaker 1: the Ottomans were starving and dying of thirst. A bunch

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Speaker 1: of them went over to the other side. They had

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Speaker 1: traders just run over to tamer Lane at where were

529
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Speaker 1: you now, pal? They hold up at first, but very

530
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Speaker 1: quickly the Ottoman Empire absolutely crumbles. Beezite himself is captured

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Speaker 1: and die in a tamer Lane prison a year later.

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Speaker 1: This is called the Battle of Ankara or Battle of

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Speaker 1: the Ankara River. It was a humongous setback for the

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Speaker 1: Ottoman Empire. It's amazing they recovered it all. I don't remember,

535
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Speaker 1: but I think if I remember, this actually caused a

536
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Speaker 1: huge civil war in the Ottoman Empire for who took

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Speaker 1: over next. It was some time before they came out

538
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Speaker 1: of this. But anyway, back to do you believe in

539
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: curses thing? Tamerlane eventually dies in his seventies, natural causes.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, no nefarious business. As far as we know.

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Speaker 1: They bury him in a luxury, luxury tomb, and I

542
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Speaker 1: do mean luxury tomb. It is known where it is.

543
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: They discover where it is, and in nineteen forty one,

544
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Speaker 1: remember this is six hundred years later, give or take

545
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Speaker 1: nineteen forty one, Joseph Stalin sends some scientists, some archaeologists,

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Speaker 1: down to this tomb to put it up. They go

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Speaker 1: in there, they inspect it. That's why we know he

548
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Speaker 1: was big. That's why we know he had red hair too.

549
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Speaker 1: He had a red beard. And you know whilse they

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Speaker 1: find in the tomb, they find an inscription that says,

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Speaker 1: whoever opens my tomb shall unleash an invader more terrible

552
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Speaker 1: than I. Hours later, Adolf Hitler and his Nazi army

553
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Speaker 1: invaded the Soviet Union. Oh you know how this war ended? Right?

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Speaker 1: How the whole Soviet invasion ended. About a year later,

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Speaker 1: nineteen forty two, Stalingrad is going on. Stalin by this

556
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Speaker 1: point is a believer himself. He has everything put back

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Speaker 1: and the tomb put back exactly the way it was.

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Speaker 1: And Stalingrad ended days later with the Soviet victory and

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Speaker 1: the Nazis retreating out of the Soviet Union. Now do

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Speaker 1: you believe in curses? But setting that aside, let's go

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Speaker 1: back to the Tower of Skulls for a moment. Tower

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Speaker 1: of Heads. Apologize, that's a little bit rough, but it's

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Speaker 1: this show. You get what you get. Don't throw a fit.

564
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: Was that wrong? Is it wrong? Is it a bad

565
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Speaker 1: thing to make your enemies or potential enemies fear you.

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Speaker 1: The politics of fear, the tactics of fear. It's been

567
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Speaker 1: used since the beginning of mankind. It's not tamer It's

568
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Speaker 1: not like Tamerlane invented it. But is it wrong to do?

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Speaker 1: Is it wrong to make an example of someone? Is it?

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Speaker 1: I tell you, obviously, it's one of those short term,

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Speaker 1: It's arguable, probably not good to make a tower of

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Speaker 1: if I don't have to take and wipe out five

575
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Speaker 1: cities because of it, now, is it a good thing? Now?

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Speaker 1: Is it a good thing? I asked this because, well,

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Speaker 1: if something we have to talk about going forward when

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Speaker 1: call her Saki. Two. You're nuts, You guys are nuts.

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Speaker 1: She's kind of hot. It's not just because she's a redhead.

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Speaker 1: Chris that's not true at all. It's not true at all.

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Speaker 1: All right, fear, I'm looking at headlines here all about

630
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 1: the Biden immigration crisis. In case you're not on the

631
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: up and up, here's what's happening. It's all bad. The

632
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 1: border has absolutely been overrun. The Democrat rhetoric, televised rhetoric

633
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: of come on on end, everything's fine. Oh yeah, I

634
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: mean we're treating everybody good. Oh, healthcare, oh, mental healthcare. Oh,

635
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: they're getting an education. We're treating everybody good. Has unleashed

636
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: a tidal wave of people coming here from Central America.

637
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: Mexico too, but a lot most of our stuff now

638
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: is Central America. Absolute tidal wave of people coming in.

639
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: Our border facilities are overrun. And to be clear about this,

640
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: no nation, even ours, can house that an influx of

641
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: that many people at any one time. So when they

642
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: say border facilities are overrun, yeah, nobody can build enough

643
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: facilities to house that many people. You cannot, it's not possible.

644
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: So we are overrun. That's true. The conditions are undoubtedly

645
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: not good because they're overrun. You can't possibly have you

646
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: over overwhelmed the logistics of any particular area. You take

647
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: your two three bedroom apartment. I'm assuming you have or

648
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: house or whatever. But the blessed thing with the apartment

649
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: two three bedrooms and there are two of you in there, well,

650
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: it's not difficult to find time for everyone to use

651
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Speaker 1: the bathroom, use the stove, take a shower. If I

652
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 1: put sixty of you in there, that gets significantly more difficult, right,

653
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: it gets significantly more difficult. That's what these facilities are

654
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: going through right now. And the Biden administration, which is

655
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: kind of hilarious unless you're one of the people who

656
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: are buried down there. The Biden administration hilariously has gotten

657
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 1: its own self in a pickle because of the Democrat

658
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 1: rhetoric while Donald Trump was president. When Trump was president,

659
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: setting aside the individual things he did, the thinking was

660
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: the rhetoric was do not come here, do not come

661
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 1: not welcome. He passed. He infamitely infamously passed to stay

662
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: in Mexico thing. What was that? Well, you start coming

663
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 1: here as yeah, you're claiming this status or we're fleeing

664
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Speaker 1: We're we're claiming we're fleeing a poverty, we're fleeing a war.

665
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Speaker 1: You know that kind of thing. You're you're seeking that

666
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: kind of asylum. What was happening was they were coming

667
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: here saying asylum and then being allowed to stay in America.

668
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: Remain in Mexico was simply exactly what it sounds like.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, No, you're claiming asylum. That's fine, I'll

670
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: tell you what. We will process that claim and figure

671
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: out whether or not you're on the up and up. Meanwhile,

672
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 1: go back to Mexico. That's where you wait. Well, there's

673
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: a reason all these people from Central America go running

674
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: right through Mexico up to America. They don't want to

675
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: wait in Mexico. That's no fun at all. It changed

676
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: things overnight. No, the border has never been completely secure,

677
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: but it was as secure as it's ever been in

678
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: my entire life during Donald Trump's presidency. And because every

679
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: single thing has to be used to attack the other guy.

680
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:24,720
Speaker 1: Remember that huge Democrat campaign concentration camps on the border.

681
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,280
Speaker 1: This is what the Nazis did, and every Democrat's running

682
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: down there for a photo of Look at these cages

683
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: where we're keeping these children. Oh the humanity. And because

684
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: they ran with that, now they've got themselves in a pickle.

685
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,919
Speaker 1: Because here's the real truth about the border. You ready

686
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: for it, don't care if it offends you. You have

687
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 1: to keep them in cages. And we have all these

688
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: pictures out today of the Biden administration. There are leaked

689
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: pictures because the Biden administration has not been giving anybody

690
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: access to these facilities to see how bad it is.

691
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 1: We now have all these leaked pictures. Will put it

692
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 1: up on the Jesse Kelly Show Twitter account at Jesse

693
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. We have all these leaked pictures about crowded cages,

694
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: people wrapped up in those foil blankets, people on the floor,

695
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: piles and piles of people, and there's all this outrage

696
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: about it. Well, here's the truth. One, you have to

697
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: keep them somewhere. Two, you don't have enough room and

698
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: we'll never have enough room for this many people. In three,

699
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: you're ready for this. Back to the politics of fear.

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00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: I'm happy about those pictures. I'm happy that people thinking

701
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:46,280
Speaker 1: about coming up here from Central America woke up today

702
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,879
Speaker 1: and for the first time since Biden took office, they

703
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: got some news that didn't look good for them. I

704
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: think we should have the worst pictures published and say, look,

705
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 1: how bad this is. This is what you're coming to

706
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: don't come. That's what I think. And I know that

707
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: sounds cruel. I know it does, but I think we

708
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 1: should take the absolute worst. I think we should put

709
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: up photo ops on purpose. I think we should slam

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00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 1: thirty of them in a tiny jail, tiny jail till

711
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: just for a second, snap a picture, and then let

712
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: them out. We don't need to treat them terribly. Slam

713
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: them in there, take a picture, and then let them out,

714
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: and then put that picture on the internet and say,

715
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: if you come here illegally, this is how you're gonna

716
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: be housed. Stay where you are. You can say that's mean,

717
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: you can say it's evil, you can say it's wrong,

718
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:42,439
Speaker 1: you can say it's anything you want. I say it's

719
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 1: effective and better for more people in the long run.

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Speaker 1: I say it's tamer Lane's Tower of skulls. It's an

721
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: act of mercy by making an example of somebody. This

722
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: is not to hurt the people I'm doing the photo

723
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: op with. This is to save the next tens of

724
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: thousands who are thinking about making the journey, and to

725
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: save my country. Let's not forget. This is about us first, right,

726
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: and that's not we're better than you. America should look

727
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: out for Americans first. Mexico should look out for Mexicans first,

728
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: Honduras should look after Hondurans first, and so on and

729
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: so forth. Our government has an obligation to look after

730
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:34,399
Speaker 1: our people first. Why is that a radical concept in

731
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: any way? But in this day and age it is.

732
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: And these people are in such a bind now and

733
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: the Biden administration because of two things. One they made

734
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: all these accusations when Trump was doing it, and now

735
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: they're doing the same thing. Two, they're not giving reporters access.

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Speaker 1: We've already talked about that before. It offends these people's

737
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: huge egos. When you don't give them access to they're

738
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: gonna start picking at him. And three, this is what

739
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: happens when left wing college communist ideology gets introduced to

740
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: the real world. It's so easy to go down to

741
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: the local college protest at Pepperdine University when it's seventy

742
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: five degrees outside. Let all our immigrants in no more

743
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: concentration camps on the border. It's another thing entirely when

744
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,760
Speaker 1: you have to be the adult and you're put in charge,

745
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: and you have a wealthy first world country and your

746
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: borders are being overrun by a third world country or

747
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: a third world countries, and you have to stop it

748
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: that our immigrant lives matter stuff doesn't work anymore. You

749
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: have got to put up walls, fences, You have to

750
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: give guys what they need. I'm not done yet. Hang on,

751
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: and we got Michael Malice on this. I hate allergies.

752
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: I have them. It's not something I love talking about

753
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: because who wants to hear the dude complain about allergies.

754
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: My nose is rainy today. But the truth is I

755
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 1: have them. They drive me up the wall, and so

756
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: I need solutions. I you know, I don't like pills.

757
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: Everyone knows that I need real solutions. What do I do?

758
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: What have I always done? I get air purifiers from

759
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 1: my home. But here's the issue with the air purifiers.

760
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,240
Speaker 1: They take up tons of space. You've seen the tower

761
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 1: in there. They take take up tons of space, and

762
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: they're loud. I like to sleep in the quiet. I

763
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: don't want to go to sleep to that's awful. That's

764
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: why I'm so glad I found the Eden Pure Thunderstorm

765
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: totally quiet and takes care of my allergies. Go get

766
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:22,439
Speaker 1: yourselves one. Go to eden pure deals dot com. That's

767
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,439
Speaker 1: Eden pure deals dot Com used the code word Jesse

768
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 1: at checkout. I can't wait to hear the Michael Malice

769
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 1: anarchists take on the border. Yeah, it's something I've never

770
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: asked him about before. And you know you're not gonna

771
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 1: stump him, because you don't stump my Michael Malice. But

772
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: Michael Malice is coming up in ten minutes for you

773
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: new listeners. I know we have a bunch of them.

774
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 1: He comes on every single Monday at that time, at

775
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: exact time, halfway through the second hour. He is different,

776
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: but always interesting, and he's an anarchist. Then I'm gonna

777
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: ask him about border security. I want the anarchists take

778
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: on border security. But the Biden administration, you are now

779
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 1: your college theory class, your communist college professors taught you

780
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 1: so much, and you've been up through the Democrat political ranks,

781
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: and you've been so isolated from the real world. You

782
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: now have to confront the real world. And the real

783
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: world is this. You have to stop people at the border,

784
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 1: stop them before they get to the border border, or

785
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: your entire country will be overwhelmed. I saw this. I

786
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 1: about fell out of my chair. Headline from RedState dot

787
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: com Biden administration awards eighty six million dollar contract for

788
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: hotel rooms for migrants to manage the crisis at the border.

789
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 1: That's right, they're taking your money and they're sending these

790
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: people to hotel rooms. Wait, it actually gets somehow even

791
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: worse than that headline. This is from the Washington Post.

792
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 1: Biden administration considers flying migrants to states near the Canadian

793
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 1: border for processing. You read that right. You read that right.

794
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 1: They are now going to take people who get to

795
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: our border with Mexico, put them on an airplane and

796
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: fly them up to Canada. That's how ill equipped this

797
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 1: administration is for the real world. I would, in fact

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00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 1: make sure that there is reimmediately surge to the border.

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Speaker 1: All those people are seeking asylum and they are. Would

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Speaker 1: you have tried to do this when Donald Trump was president? Definitely?

801
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:14,240
Speaker 1: Not definitely. So did you come here because Joe Biden

802
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: was elected president? Basically? Basically I don't know who that

803
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: gentleman is, but I would just like to thank him

804
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: for making every single Republicans campaign ads for them in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. Welcome to the real world here, it

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00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: is all right, Jesse or Oracle showgun Steele Kelly, what

807
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: do you think about the NCAA caving to the women

808
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 1: basketball video, here's what happened for those who are not

809
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: caught up on the women's basketball video eight seven seven

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00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly show dot com. What happened was a female basketball

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00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: player for Oregon. They're at the women's March Madness. We

813
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 1: talked about it on Friday and they put up a video.

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Speaker 1: She puts up a video about some sorry little on

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Speaker 1: the road. On the road weight room they had. It

816
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 1: was essentially just like a stack of dumbells. It was nothing.

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00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: And then she went and of course had to picture

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00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: the men's weight room, which was huge and sprawling. It

819
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: had waits everywhere and stuff like that. And of course

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00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: it was the standard Division one college athlete with paid

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Speaker 1: for school. Oh look at how oppressed we women are.

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00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: This is so unfair to which you know, I vary.

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00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: I was very sensitive about it, as you know I am,

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Speaker 1: and I said, your sports sucks. It doesn't make any money.

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00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: And at the top of the second half it's sixteen

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Speaker 1: to nine. Easton leads the scoring with four and that's

827
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Speaker 1: why she commands seven thousand dollars a year these gals

828
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: sure do make it look diffic but is having this

829
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: minor skill worth being so unattractive. That's for the fan

830
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: to decide. Yay from family guy, But in all seriousness,

831
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Speaker 1: not to be too mean about it. Women's basketball's boring.

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Speaker 1: That's why women's basketball doesn't bring in ratings. It's all

833
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: about ratings, television ratings. It's all about attendance. It's all

834
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Speaker 1: about getting eyeballs. It's about being interesting. All this stuff

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Speaker 1: is just entertainment. It's about being interesting. There that sport

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Speaker 1: is not interesting. Therefore people don't go. Therefore people don't watch.

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Speaker 1: When people don't go and people don't watch, your sport

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Speaker 1: loses money. There are gigantic costs associated with putting on

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Speaker 1: sports events. Sports events cost a fortune, an absolute fortune,

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Speaker 1: to rent the space, to pay the people to TV.

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Speaker 1: It costs a fortune. If your sport doesn't make money,

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Speaker 1: your sport is not going to receive the same treatment

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Speaker 1: as sports that do make money. That's how it works.

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Speaker 1: If you are the top sales guy in your office

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Speaker 1: and you go to the boss and tell your boss, Hey, boss,

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Speaker 1: my computer's getting up there a few years too old.

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Speaker 1: Could you get me a new computer? If your boss

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Speaker 1: has half a brain cell. The next morning, when you

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Speaker 1: show up to your desk, you the top sales guy,

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Speaker 1: are going to have the best computer humanly possible. However,

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Speaker 1: if you are the guy they hire for an hour

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Speaker 1: a day to pick up garbage around the parking lots

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Speaker 1: so it's relatively trash free, and you go into the

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Speaker 1: boss's office and knock on the door and say, hey,

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Speaker 1: there's this two hundred dollars trash picker upper tool, and

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Speaker 1: I think it'll really help me pick up track from

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Speaker 1: the parking lot better. You're going to get shown the door.

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Speaker 1: Most likely the answer will definitely be no. You may

859
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Speaker 1: possibly get fired. Why your job's not important, You're easily replaceable.

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Speaker 1: You don't make money for the company, period, end of story.

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Speaker 1: That's how it works. What value do you bring to

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Speaker 1: the company. And remember something I can't believe. I have

863
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Speaker 1: to constantly explain this to people, but here it is. Kids,

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Speaker 1: pay attention. This is especially for you. You do not

865
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Speaker 1: make money based on the importance of your job to society.

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Speaker 1: You make money based on one thing, and one thing alone,

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Speaker 1: the rarity of your marketable skills. Period. The rarity of

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Speaker 1: your marketable skills. Do you have a marketable skill? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I do. Check. How many other people in the world

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Speaker 1: have your marketable skill? Oh? Millions of them. You ain't

871
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 1: gonna make any money. Do you have a marketable skill? Yep?

872
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 1: Is it rare? Yep? You're gonna make a fortune. How

873
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Speaker 1: important it is. The society is not important at all

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Speaker 1: when it comes to making money. Period. But again, do

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Speaker 1: you have a rare skill? Yep? Is it marketable? Well,

876
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: I can balance spoons on my nose. You're not gonna

877
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 1: make money the rarity of your marketable skills, period, end

878
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Speaker 1: of story. That's right, Christ. Teachers are a great example

879
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: of this. An important job, yeah, I would say guiding

880
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 1: students for seven eight hours a day is a critically

881
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 1: important job. However, how many people can be a teacher?

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01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 1: Lots of them. I could never be one. Don't get

883
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Speaker 1: me wrong. I'm not saying your skills aren't better than

884
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 1: mine in that area, but there are tons of them.

885
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: They're everywhere teachers. Teachers should make the same amount of

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01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 1: money as Tom Brady because teaching teaching school kids is

887
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: more important than throwing of football. How many people can

888
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: win seven Super Bowls as a quarterback. Let's start with

889
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:24,920
Speaker 1: one Yeah, there's not a number two. He's going to

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Speaker 1: make more moment money because his marketable skills are rarer.

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Speaker 1: So the question was what I think about the NCAA caving,

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01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: Because of course, the NCAA, off of this video, issued

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Speaker 1: a big public apology. Oh, We're so sorry, We've so

894
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 1: mistreated these Division one college athletes. Oh the oppression. This

895
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 1: is exactly why we have so many whiners and complainers

896
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 1: today because the powers that be, instead of ignoring these

897
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 1: people or telling them to sit down and shut up,

898
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: they respond and comply. That's how we've gotten society all

899
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Speaker 1: kinds of upside down. We'll talk to Michael Malice about

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Speaker 1: women's basketball and an anarchist view of border security. Hang on,

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Speaker 1: Jake's mintschew is the best solution I've found to quitting

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Speaker 1: looking in of this issue. I say this as a

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Speaker 1: man of experience. I dipped four years and however much

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Speaker 1: you love dipping, I loved it as much or more.

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Speaker 1: And let's say you're not the one who's dipping. Let's

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Speaker 1: say you have a friend or relative who's dipping and

908
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Speaker 1: you want them to quit hear me out. I've been

909
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 1: on the other end of the lectures. Ah, you have

910
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Speaker 1: to quit it, it's bad for you. I've been on

911
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Speaker 1: the other end of that. That's not effective. What is

912
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 1: effective is presenting real solutions for these people, real solutions.

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Speaker 1: as he does every single Monday. At this time. Host

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Speaker 1: of Your Welcome, Michael Malice joins us now, and I'm

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Speaker 1: sure gigantic women's basketball fan Michael ask you the question

921
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Speaker 1: I was just asked from somebody. What do I think

922
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 1: about the NCAA caving about that woman putting up some

923
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: video about complaining about the weights. I think it's part

924
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 1: of what has twisted this society up. Now, we don't

925
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 1: tell anybody to sit down and shut up anymore, and

926
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,919
Speaker 1: that's hurt us. I don't know what any of those

927
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Speaker 1: words are like. And see what I know I'm not

928
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Speaker 1: even I don't really I didn't know about this story.

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Speaker 1: I don't care women's basketball. Whatever you're for in this case,

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Speaker 1: i'm for. I'll take it. I will take a step

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Speaker 1: back and address your broader point trying to save this segment,

932
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 1: which is already like the Titanic at this point, that

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Speaker 1: I am against democracy, as you know, because what we're

934
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:49,680
Speaker 1: taught since kindergarten in government schools is a complete lie

935
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Speaker 1: that everyone always has something of value to say on

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Speaker 1: every subject. There are many subjects you and I would

937
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:00,360
Speaker 1: be free to say I know anything about this, and

938
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Speaker 1: in fact, there are plenty of people who might be

939
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: less educated or less intelligent than either of us. We

940
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,480
Speaker 1: would sit down and we would have a two hour

941
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 1: lecture from them, and we'd learn a lot because this

942
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 1: is something that they are familiar with and they have

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Speaker 1: an understanding. There's this very sinister, a big city urban

944
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:22,320
Speaker 1: leftist idea that if you are educated in one capacity,

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01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: therefore you're in a position to pontificate about everything. It's

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01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:30,000
Speaker 1: nonsensical just because you have a diploma from psychology from

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01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: one school. So I agree with you completely, circling doctor

948
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Speaker 1: what we said earlier, that more people need to be

949
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Speaker 1: taught to sit down and be quiet and it's okay.

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Speaker 1: And this is how the medium manipulates people, by the way,

951
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 1: because they tell people they need to be informed in

952
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 1: every issue, and then they prepack it to the issue

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01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:51,040
Speaker 1: and the appropriate response. So I sit at home, I

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01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:54,120
Speaker 1: watch CNN. Here's five topics that I know about. But

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Speaker 1: after an hour, not only do I know the topics,

956
01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm also trained to know what my appropriate response would

957
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 1: be and why the other side is not just wrong

958
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 1: but stupid and crazy and evil. The border. You are

959
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 1: famously an anarchist. What is an anarchists view on border security?

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01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 1: I doubt very much. I'll stump you. I don't know

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Speaker 1: that can be done, but I am curious. How does

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Speaker 1: an anarchists handle the border? Well, there's two There's no

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01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 1: consensus among anarchists. So one is open borders. Borders are

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Speaker 1: not legitimate. The other is you can have open borders

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Speaker 1: when those people can vote and vote themselves from your

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Speaker 1: tax money and vote themselves welfare benefits. Under anarchism, you know,

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Speaker 1: everyone would have a border. Everything would be private, so

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't really have this as an issue because I

969
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:46,760
Speaker 1: think most people would agree. If people are coming here.

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Speaker 1: They don't have access to the welfare state, they don't

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Speaker 1: have access to voting their values, and the only way

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Speaker 1: they can pay their rent is that they're working and

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Speaker 1: providing value. People who have a lot more of an

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Speaker 1: open mind towards immigration. But of course that's not what

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01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 1: ends up happening. And then you know, you have this concern,

976
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 1: which I think is lessening among many on the right,

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Speaker 1: that Joe Biden is going to do a huge amnesty

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Speaker 1: and create a huge class of new voters for the

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Speaker 1: Democratic Party. But we saw Biden already on TV telling

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Speaker 1: people don't come to America, turn around and go back,

981
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 1: whereas a six months ago, the person who've been present

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Speaker 1: a time he had said that he'd be accused of

983
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:25,439
Speaker 1: being the biggest racist in human history. How do you

984
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:28,519
Speaker 1: see Why do you think this is turning on Joe

985
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:31,479
Speaker 1: Biden so fast? We know, we all know about the crisis,

986
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Speaker 1: and there's a crisis, there's people and migrant housing and

987
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:36,400
Speaker 1: things like that. But that the media seems to be

988
01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:40,080
Speaker 1: turning on Joe Biden is a surprise for a lot

989
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 1: of people. I'm not I say it's a media ego thing.

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01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:45,880
Speaker 1: These people become reporters. They think they're important. He won't

991
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,519
Speaker 1: give them access. This is their spite. But what do

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01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:53,400
Speaker 1: you think it's about. I think that they are very

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Speaker 1: I always refer to them as jihadi's with a testosterone,

994
01:09:56,680 --> 01:10:00,120
Speaker 1: and they really have this very radical worldview. If you,

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01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,880
Speaker 1: most conservatives sit down and say, who would you rather

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01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,960
Speaker 1: have on the Supreme Court, like a random Democratic senator

997
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,479
Speaker 1: or a random member of the New York Times editorial board.

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01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,599
Speaker 1: If you sat down and thought about it, you realize

999
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,479
Speaker 1: that senator is probably gonna be a lot closer to

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01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:16,479
Speaker 1: your perspective than someone who works for the New York Times,

1001
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 1: who really has a radical agenda as opposed to just

1002
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:22,600
Speaker 1: being corrupt and a puppet of corporate interest. So I

1003
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,479
Speaker 1: think the fact that Joe Biden, who is basically a

1004
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:29,120
Speaker 1: senile version of Mitt Romney in many ways, he is

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01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 1: not like they needed him as a horse to get

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01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,160
Speaker 1: across the finish line to get rid of Trump, who

1007
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 1: was literally hitler. But now that that's accomplished, they have president,

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Speaker 1: you know, sena Mit Romney, and it's like, this isn't

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Speaker 1: what we want. We want hardcore aoc Tish James radicalism,

1010
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:50,040
Speaker 1: and this guy is just basically a crook. You famously

1011
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 1: talk about how the numbers of the people don't matter,

1012
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:55,200
Speaker 1: and you're right about that. It's who's controlling things, who's

1013
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:59,320
Speaker 1: leading things. But in the Democratic Party who controls things

1014
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:02,599
Speaker 1: because there are factions there too. There's the Bernie faction,

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Speaker 1: like you pointed out, there's the older, probably more corrupt

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Speaker 1: Pelosi faction who controls what what are the numbers? I

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01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,559
Speaker 1: can't figure it out? Oh yeah, you can. It's very

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01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,439
Speaker 1: easy because on Super Tuesday, which is for people don't

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Speaker 1: know that that's the day when many states have their

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Speaker 1: own primarian caucus, Bernie Sanders was up ahead in every

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Speaker 1: single state except for I believe Minnesota, which was Senator

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Speaker 1: Klobuchar state. And that Monday before Super Tuesday, Klobuchar and

1023
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 1: Pete Buddhajedge, who were doing better by many metrics than

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden, just decided for no reason that they're going

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01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:38,360
Speaker 1: to quit the campaign and endorse Biden and make him

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Speaker 1: the nominee. So what Republicans don't appreciate to what extent

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01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 1: twenty twenty was a repudiation of the Bernie Sanders wing

1028
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Speaker 1: by the establishment Democratic Party. And this is the guy

1029
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,680
Speaker 1: that they put all their eggs in one basket on

1030
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Speaker 1: being Joe Biden. We saw it happen in real time,

1031
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Speaker 1: right before eyes. The Republican Party was desperate to do

1032
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:00,519
Speaker 1: this in twenty sixteen. They were trying to coalescing Casick

1033
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,840
Speaker 1: or cruise or like, we got to stop Trump. They

1034
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:05,120
Speaker 1: weren't able to do it, but the Democrats had very

1035
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 1: effectively stopped Bernie. And I'm just very quickly to add,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you saw this in December, before the Biden

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Speaker 1: administration even sworn in the BLM activist the head of

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Speaker 1: the organization. We're complaining that Biden and Kambala Harris won't

1039
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Speaker 1: even take their calls. They didn't have like some meeting

1040
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Speaker 1: and sale, cool cool stuff going I go back home.

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Speaker 1: They didn't even bother taking their calls. It was absolutely hilarious. Okay,

1042
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Speaker 1: but isn't that the past that I only say that

1043
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Speaker 1: honestly because of the age. All these people, these establishment

1044
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Speaker 1: of Democrat types, Pelosi, Biden, they're all gonna die in

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Speaker 1: about the next thirty seconds. And I don't mean that literally,

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Speaker 1: but they're they're old and they're going to die soon.

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Speaker 1: And all the radicals are the young ones. Sure, but

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Speaker 1: it's a lot having someone with experience and politics, someone

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01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,599
Speaker 1: who's been around it's a lot easier to get people

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Speaker 1: to vote for you because I feel like I know you.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm safe around you. I don't feel

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01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 1: like I'm a crazy person. You've been in my tele

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Speaker 1: vision for decades. It's a lot harder to get I

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01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:06,960
Speaker 1: don't see how you sell AOC to someone outside of

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Speaker 1: urban areas. You don't sell her to the Midwest. You're

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Speaker 1: certainly not selling her to the South. Whereas Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: is kind of like oatmeal. It's really hard to kind

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Speaker 1: of despise him or say that he's this closet communist

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01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,000
Speaker 1: as opposed to some of the Green New Deal stuff

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Speaker 1: where people here about it and they're mortified. So I

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Speaker 1: think this is kind of the text with situation for

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Speaker 1: both parties. It's like, yeah, they might want the radicals,

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Speaker 1: but how are you going to put the radicals over

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Speaker 1: on a country where people have been training to be

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Speaker 1: obedient and not want massive cheek. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what kind of weird nerd diet you're on now,

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Speaker 1: but what's are you a dessert guy at all? What's

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Speaker 1: your favorite dessert. I'm my favorite food. You know, Dave

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Speaker 1: Reubin calls you the Willy Wonka politics. I have enormous

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Speaker 1: sweet tooth and men don't have diets. We have regimens.

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Speaker 1: My favorite food is pink bubble gum ice cream from

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Speaker 1: Baskin Robins. It's that piece of gum in it in

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Speaker 1: your cheeks sweet. It's so Honestly, I'm not sure if

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Speaker 1: you could have done any worse. Like I asked you,

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01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:08,920
Speaker 1: this was expecting something, and that's like a six year

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Speaker 1: old girl that would be their choice, that would be

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01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:15,599
Speaker 1: at bubblegum ice cream. Well, those six year old girls

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Speaker 1: have good taste. What can I tell you? Michael Malice?

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Speaker 1: Everybody hosted. You're welcome. Thank you, my brother. Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: a pleasure, jes to take care. I asked because I

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01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:29,280
Speaker 1: asked for a couple of bourbon dessert emails on Friday.

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Speaker 1: Chris m I'm looking at one here and I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you what this. I'll tell you. I think it's going

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01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:44,559
Speaker 1: to be phenomenal. I have one gigantic, major, major, major

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Speaker 1: concern about it because it violates rule number one in dessert.

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Speaker 1: You know what rule number one in dessert is. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you in a second feeling a little stocky, follow

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Speaker 1: to help your heart along. And what they are is

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Speaker 1: it's non GMO beats combined with grape seed extract. Now

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Speaker 1: that's all the good news, because it's so good for

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Speaker 1: your blood pressure and so good for your heart. Frankly,

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, My energy is better since

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Speaker 1: I started taking them. But all that aside, I need

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Speaker 1: to clarify this. Super beats do not taste like beats.

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Speaker 1: They do not taste like beats. Now, maybe you're a

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Speaker 1: weird beat lover. I'm just kidding, but I'm not. I

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Speaker 1: hate beats. If they tasted anything like them, I couldn't

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Speaker 1: take them. These are delicious tasting fruit snacks. My favorite

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Speaker 1: flavor is the pomegrant at Barry. The Supergrapes is also

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Speaker 1: very very very good. Go start being just a bit healthier.

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Speaker 1: you get the third bag free. We've had ninety million

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Speaker 1: vaccines in our country, about forty to fifty million people

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Speaker 1: have been vaccinated. We've got another thirty million people who

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01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:44,200
Speaker 1: have gotten the disease naturally like I have. And the

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01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:47,360
Speaker 1: question is do they have immunity. But we've always believed

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01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:49,840
Speaker 1: that that's the science of vaccines, is that when you

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01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:53,000
Speaker 1: get an infection or you get the vaccination, you develop immunity.

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01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:56,799
Speaker 1: And yet he's keeps moving the goalposts and saying, well,

1113
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,800
Speaker 1: you might get this variant from South Africa. And my

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01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:02,800
Speaker 1: point to him is, show us the evidence. Show us

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Speaker 1: the scientific evidence that people who have already had COVID

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Speaker 1: or people who have already had the vaccine are getting

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01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:11,120
Speaker 1: it again. Is they're getting it in large numbers, and

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Speaker 1: they're getting ill and going to the hospital and dying.

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Speaker 1: We should know that. But it's not true. It's his conjecture.

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Speaker 1: He says we might get it, therefore we need to

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Speaker 1: wear the mask for another year. Yeah. This is equivalent

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01:17:22,439 --> 01:17:25,040
Speaker 1: of saying, well, we might get the Spanish flu, so

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01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:27,280
Speaker 1: maybe we should wear the mask until the Spanish flu

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Speaker 1: comes back. It's a ridiculous notion, not based on science,

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01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,719
Speaker 1: and what he is doing is theater and it goes

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Speaker 1: against the science of vaccines. That was Rand Paul given

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Speaker 1: it the Doctor Fauci. It was glorious eight seven seven

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Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot Com, we have Selena Zito coming up

1130
01:17:56,560 --> 01:18:02,160
Speaker 1: next hour. She's that fantastic reporter. Remember, she doesn't doesn't fly,

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01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:07,679
Speaker 1: doesn't even take main roads. She drives back roads across

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Speaker 1: America to really find out what normal, everyday, non political

1133
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:17,759
Speaker 1: people think. She is always coming on the show because

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01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 1: I am worried about my own bubble. I always talk

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01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:23,559
Speaker 1: about bubbles, bubble thinking here and bubble thinking there, and

1136
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:27,480
Speaker 1: did you and I both create them for ourselves? Just naturally,

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01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:31,640
Speaker 1: you associate yourself with people who think and talk and

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01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:35,880
Speaker 1: act like you do in general, so you're rarely introduced

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01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:38,960
Speaker 1: to people outside of that. I want to know what

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01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:41,920
Speaker 1: people are thinking about the border, if they're really worried

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Speaker 1: about it. I've always been such a border hawk freak

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01:18:45,439 --> 01:18:48,800
Speaker 1: that I'm always going to be passionate about it. Do

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01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:52,479
Speaker 1: people care? Do people in Pennsylvania care? I'll be anxious

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01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:55,280
Speaker 1: to hear, and she'll give it to us. Now, I

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01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:59,519
Speaker 1: have a rule. I don't have very many rules in life,

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01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:02,360
Speaker 1: man Naus I know I'll just break them all anyway.

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01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:07,120
Speaker 1: But I have one real rule when it comes to dessert.

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Speaker 1: You don't nut the dessert ever. I don't want you.

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01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't want your nuts in my brownies. I don't

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01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:22,000
Speaker 1: want your nuts in my Sunday. I don't want your

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01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:26,720
Speaker 1: nuts in my pie. And I understand I'm going to

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01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:32,280
Speaker 1: be blasted by all the pecan pie lovers out there.

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Speaker 1: You know the worst part of it. And I'm not

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Speaker 1: anti pecan. Let me clear if I'm not anti nut.

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01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:45,639
Speaker 1: I love nuts, but I'll eat my nuts separately from

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01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:52,040
Speaker 1: my dessert. But for some reason, this nut the dessert

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01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:54,559
Speaker 1: thing has caught on the best part, the worst part

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01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:58,840
Speaker 1: of pecan pies, the pecans period, and the story it is.

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01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:03,840
Speaker 1: It is Chris, and there's nothing worse than Oh man,

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01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:06,760
Speaker 1: this brownie is so good. Ah there's a nut. Oh no,

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01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:14,519
Speaker 1: get your nuts out of the dessert period. So I

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01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:21,559
Speaker 1: asked for your best dessert recipes. I got one, and man,

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01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:23,800
Speaker 1: it was killing it. And I'm about to read it

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Speaker 1: for you on the air. We will try, you know what, Chris,

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01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:29,000
Speaker 1: clip this for today and put it on the show's Twitter.

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01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:32,280
Speaker 1: So we will have this recipe on the air at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly's show. Here's the recipe. It was a great bourbon.

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Speaker 1: It's called Kentucky Derby pie. It sounds phenomenal, but then

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Speaker 1: the nuts game. One sea of sugar? What sea, Chris,

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01:20:51,479 --> 01:20:53,679
Speaker 1: I don't know, it says, one sea of sugar, four

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01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:58,160
Speaker 1: tablespoons of cornstarch, two eggs lightly beaten, one stick of butter,

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Speaker 1: melted and cooled, three tablespoons of bourbon, six ounces of

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Speaker 1: chocolate chips. Once all, that's one cup. One cup of

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01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:14,599
Speaker 1: finely chopped pecans nine inches or a nine inch unbaked

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01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:19,479
Speaker 1: pies shell. Derby whipped cream, Oh, Chris, listen to this

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Speaker 1: whip cream. Combine sugar and corn starch and a medium bowl.

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01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:28,720
Speaker 1: Beat in eggs, mix in butter, bourbon, chocolate chips and pecans.

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Speaker 1: Pour to the pastry shell. Bake three fifty. For the

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Speaker 1: whipped cream itself, you beat a half a cup of

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01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:38,439
Speaker 1: heavy whipping cream with two tablespoons of confectioners sugar in

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01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:43,200
Speaker 1: a small chilled bowl until soft peaks form. Add one

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Speaker 1: tablespoon of bourbon and beat until stiff peaks form. Now

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01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:50,280
Speaker 1: that all sounded like a lot of work, However, I'm

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01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:53,680
Speaker 1: sure for the ladies, and gentlemen bakers out there, that

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01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:56,680
Speaker 1: will make a lot of sense. But whipping cream with

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01:21:56,840 --> 01:22:00,400
Speaker 1: bourbon in it, Oh my gosh, it's so good. Chris,

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01:22:00,479 --> 01:22:02,960
Speaker 1: we need to order some dessert for the show, like now,

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01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:05,120
Speaker 1: can we? Well, all right, we'll wait till the break

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Speaker 1: with them. We're ordering dessert for the show. Now what now?

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Speaker 1: I need dessert? But why did you have to have

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01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:17,599
Speaker 1: the pecans? Why are we nutting this delicious dessert? Rule

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Speaker 1: number one, don't put your nuts in the dessert period.

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01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:26,400
Speaker 1: There we go, Chris, Now it's recorded on the show.

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Speaker 1: Send your emails Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com,

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Speaker 1: your love, your hate, your death threats, and you're asked

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse questions for Friday. Remember you can send those

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Speaker 1: in all week long. We also have Medal of Honor

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Speaker 1: Monday coming up, and you know what, I think we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do Medal of Honor Monday next, Chris. We waited

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Speaker 1: for a while for this one, and it's time to

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Speaker 1: time to give this show a bit of honor on

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Speaker 1: a Monday. Let's put it that way. Hang on, One

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Speaker 1: Did they just say one in three adults has pre diabetes.

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Speaker 1: That's thirty three point three three three percent of adults.

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Speaker 1: That means it could be me my boss or my

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Speaker 1: boss's boss, or me my favorite sister or my other sister.

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Speaker 1: That's seven members of my twenty one person romantic book club. Wait,

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Speaker 1: the one in three could be me my karaoke partner Carol,

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Speaker 1: or my karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm gonna take the risk

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Speaker 1: Awareness Partners eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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Speaker 1: seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Is

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Speaker 1: what's happening at the border? Is it intentional or is

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Speaker 1: it not intentional? Here's something that's hard for you and

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Speaker 1: I to understand. It hard for us to separate, it's both.

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01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:55,800
Speaker 1: Are there lots of people within the Biden administration who

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Speaker 1: are actively trying to bring the United States of America

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Speaker 1: to its knee because they're cultural Marxists who think the

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Speaker 1: country is evil? Yes, no question about it, No question

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01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:08,679
Speaker 1: about it. Are there lots of people within the Biden

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Speaker 1: administration who are just simply naive idiots who think you

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Speaker 1: can college your way through the real world? Also true?

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Speaker 1: But why does that matter? Why does it matter? They're

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Speaker 1: all equally dangerous. They're all equally dangerous. Speaking of college,

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Speaker 1: we have a professor at a major university. He has

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Speaker 1: something to say, and I think you need to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Hang on. Jesse Kelly returns next. This is a Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Jesse, I'm sick of you radio guys saying

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Speaker 1: it wrong. It's Posaki. You got it. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about? That redheaded Oh god, she's homely, Patsaki.

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Speaker 1: Say it right, Pasaki, It's not homely. It's Jen Sake.

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Speaker 1: It's Jesse Kelly the show gun telling you this. It

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show eight seven seven three seven

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Speaker 1: seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: dot Com. We still have Selena Zito coming up in

1244
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:10,880
Speaker 1: about twenty five minutes. Do the average swing voters care

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01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,160
Speaker 1: about what's happening on the boarder? I know you care,

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01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:18,519
Speaker 1: you know I care? Does it actually move the political needle?

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Speaker 1: And Arizona's governor, Doug Doocey, I know him a little bit.

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Speaker 1: He had this to say. You heard President Biden say

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Speaker 1: the other day, don't come. What more can he do? Well?

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Speaker 1: He certainly can communicate more often, more clearly, and he

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Speaker 1: should be talking to President over door. He's got a

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01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:42,960
Speaker 1: big microphone. He needs to use it appropriately. You know what, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I've had enough of this for now. It's time for

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Speaker 1: Medal of Honor Monday. You longtime listeners to the show

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01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:52,479
Speaker 1: know this. We have a bunch of new listeners. Every

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01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:57,639
Speaker 1: single Monday we read a Medal of Honor citation. As

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01:27:57,680 --> 01:28:00,800
Speaker 1: I've said a thousand times, I'm a bad person. I

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01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:05,240
Speaker 1: don't pretend to be otherwise. We screw off regularly on

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01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:08,160
Speaker 1: this show. I know how immature. I'm already getting these

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01:28:08,160 --> 01:28:10,559
Speaker 1: emails and phone calls about how immature so many of

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01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:13,519
Speaker 1: you were during the nuts in the dessert segment. I'm

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01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:17,040
Speaker 1: disappointed in you. We don't do any good on this

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01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:20,280
Speaker 1: show except for one thing. We read a Medal of

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Speaker 1: Honor citation on Monday. If we don't remember these men,

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Speaker 1: if we don't remember their deeds, they get lost to history.

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Speaker 1: It's not enough that this citation exists. It has to

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Speaker 1: be read. You have to hear it. We have to

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01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:39,800
Speaker 1: read it. Otherwise it's gone. And this man remembers to

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Speaker 1: be deserves to be remembered. This is mister Joseph C. Rodriguez.

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Speaker 1: He was a sergeant in the US Army. This was

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Speaker 1: in Korea, May twenty first, nineteen fifty one. SARGEA. Rodriguez

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Speaker 1: distinguished himself by conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk

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Speaker 1: of his life, above and beyond the call of duty

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Speaker 1: and act and against an armed enemy of the United Nations.

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Speaker 1: Sergeant Rodriguez, an assistant squad leader of the second Platoon,

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Speaker 1: was participating in an attack against the fanatical hostile force

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Speaker 1: occupying well for to five positions on rugged on rugged

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Speaker 1: command terrain when his squads advance was halted within approximately

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Speaker 1: sixty yards by a withering barrage of automatic weapons fire

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Speaker 1: and small arms fire from five emplacements directly to the front.

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Speaker 1: And right and left flanks, together with grenades, which the

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01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:37,040
Speaker 1: enemy rolled down the hill towards the advancing troops. Fully

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Speaker 1: aware of the odds against him, Sergeant Rodriguez leaped to

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01:29:40,439 --> 01:29:45,120
Speaker 1: his feet, dashed sixty yards up the fire swept fire

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Speaker 1: swept slope, and, after lobbing grenades into the first foxhole

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01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:53,680
Speaker 1: would deadly accuracy, ran around the left flank, silenced an

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Speaker 1: automatic weapon with two grenades, and continued his whirlwind assault

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01:29:58,080 --> 01:30:01,480
Speaker 1: to the top of the peak, wiping two more foxholes,

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Speaker 1: and then reaching the right flank, he tossed grenades into

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Speaker 1: the remaining emplacement, destroying the gun and annihilating its crew.

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Speaker 1: Sergeant rodriguez intrepid actions exacted a toll of fifteen enemy dead,

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Speaker 1: and as a result of his incredible display of valor,

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01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:19,920
Speaker 1: the defense of the opposition was broken and the enemy

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01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:24,719
Speaker 1: routed and the strategic strong points secured. His unflinching courage

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Speaker 1: under fire and inspirational devotion to duty reflect the highest

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Speaker 1: credit upon himself and uphold the honored traditions of the

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01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:45,000
Speaker 1: military service. About that now, dear Jesse, I love your show.

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01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:47,720
Speaker 1: I can't stand how you think a gorilla has no

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01:30:47,840 --> 01:30:51,559
Speaker 1: chance against the Grizzly probably gets eaten, but has a chance. Man,

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01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:57,439
Speaker 1: that's from Justin Joseph. No, No, it simply just not.

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Speaker 1: The weapons aren't there. The weapons are not there. The

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01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:05,120
Speaker 1: gorilla would get destroyed. Chris, I wasn't going to talk

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01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:06,760
Speaker 1: about this on the show because I realized we have

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01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:08,960
Speaker 1: a bunch of major issues to get to here, including

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01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:10,880
Speaker 1: this professor, which I'll get to in a moment. But

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01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:17,200
Speaker 1: the wife just got home from it. An Orthodonis appointment

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01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:19,439
Speaker 1: for my oldest son because his teeth are all over

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01:31:19,439 --> 01:31:21,240
Speaker 1: the place. I mean just they're all over the place,

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01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:22,840
Speaker 1: you know what. You know, Look, I had him and

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01:31:23,120 --> 01:31:25,400
Speaker 1: my teeth were just pointing out in different directions. They're

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01:31:25,439 --> 01:31:27,880
Speaker 1: all over the place. She's got braces twelve years old.

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01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:33,719
Speaker 1: We have pretty good insurance. It's gonna cost us four

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01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:39,400
Speaker 1: thousand dollars four thousand dollars out of pocket, dough, Yes,

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01:31:39,479 --> 01:31:43,880
Speaker 1: out of pocket. I'm not making that up. How do

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01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:48,320
Speaker 1: people afford the stuff? Four thousand dollars for braces? That

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01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:51,880
Speaker 1: is absurd, it's absolutely say And I'm not Look, I'm

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01:31:51,880 --> 01:31:54,000
Speaker 1: not screaming about the Orthodonis or something like that. I'm

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01:31:54,040 --> 01:31:58,840
Speaker 1: sure that's just the cost. What Chris, I don't know

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01:31:58,920 --> 01:32:01,439
Speaker 1: that it's how bad the teeth are that matter. I

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01:32:01,479 --> 01:32:04,920
Speaker 1: think that's just the cost of doing business. But that

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01:32:05,120 --> 01:32:10,719
Speaker 1: is man, that is a lot of four thousand dollars.

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01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:14,439
Speaker 1: I'm having a bit of sticker shock right now. I mean,

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01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:19,800
Speaker 1: why doesn't he just stop smiling? What Here'll be fine,

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01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:25,760
Speaker 1: Be fine. Exclusive. This is from campus reform dot org.

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01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:30,920
Speaker 1: Under the surface of critical race theory is old Marxist

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01:32:31,040 --> 01:32:37,559
Speaker 1: language expert WARRENS. Gee, who's been telling you that Campus

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01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:42,000
Speaker 1: Reform talked to Discovery Institute director Christopher Ruffo about his

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01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:44,680
Speaker 1: efforts to fight critical race theory in colleges in k

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01:32:44,880 --> 01:32:51,320
Speaker 1: through twelve schools. Quote. Critical race theory derives from critical theory,

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01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:55,720
Speaker 1: which is kind of a movement of rethinking society that

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01:32:55,840 --> 01:33:00,400
Speaker 1: started in the nineteen sixties and seventies. Rufo said, race

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01:33:00,479 --> 01:33:03,280
Speaker 1: theory specifically says that in order to understand life in

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01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:05,680
Speaker 1: the United States, you have to look at it through

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01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:09,760
Speaker 1: a racial lens. You have to put race at the

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01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:14,519
Speaker 1: center of the story and deconstruct institutions and texts and

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01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:17,479
Speaker 1: law in order to reveal the dynamics of racial power,

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Speaker 1: and in some cases, actually in all cases, for critical

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01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:28,840
Speaker 1: race theorists racial oppression. It's hard to accept because you

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01:33:28,880 --> 01:33:31,320
Speaker 1: and I want to be on the right side of

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01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:33,840
Speaker 1: good causes, don't we. You always want to be on

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01:33:33,880 --> 01:33:36,559
Speaker 1: the right side of that. But it's hard for you

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01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:40,840
Speaker 1: and I to accept that all these groups, for all

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01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:48,040
Speaker 1: these good causes, they're virtually all cultural Marxist groups. Feminism.

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01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:52,400
Speaker 1: Feminism is important. We have to stop the oppression of women.

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01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:56,000
Speaker 1: It's a cultural Marxist group aimed at bringing down the country.

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01:33:57,439 --> 01:34:00,120
Speaker 1: Its civil rights we can't have. But you and I

1347
01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:02,960
Speaker 1: mean you and I don't want black people treated unfairly. Right,

1348
01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:05,800
Speaker 1: anybody treated unfairly, especially not for the color of their skin,

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01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:08,719
Speaker 1: I mean, except for Italians. But we don't want anybody

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01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:12,920
Speaker 1: for the We don't want anyone treated unfairly. The civil

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01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:15,320
Speaker 1: rights groups are the biggest cultural Marxist groups in the

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01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:21,280
Speaker 1: country by a mile. Environmentalists, I mean, you want to

1353
01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:24,080
Speaker 1: take care of the environment, don't you. You may not

1354
01:34:24,160 --> 01:34:27,000
Speaker 1: believe in man made global warming. I certainly don't, but

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01:34:27,080 --> 01:34:29,000
Speaker 1: you want you want the environment taking care of You

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01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:32,599
Speaker 1: don't want toxic sludge spilled into the rivers. I doubt

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01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:35,840
Speaker 1: very much. You're driving down the road throwing beer cans

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01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:37,760
Speaker 1: in the ditch on the side. Actually, I take that back.

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01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:40,120
Speaker 1: Someone in my audience is undoubtedly driving down the road

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01:34:40,120 --> 01:34:42,400
Speaker 1: throwing beer can But you know what I mean, you

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01:34:42,439 --> 01:34:46,040
Speaker 1: want to take care of the environment. A gigantic cultural

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01:34:46,120 --> 01:34:51,080
Speaker 1: Marxist group, the immigration groups. Did you know about that?

1363
01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:54,960
Speaker 1: I was swapping a couple of messages with Laura Logan,

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01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:58,280
Speaker 1: that great reporter with Fox Nation over the weekend, and

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01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:04,759
Speaker 1: she was discussing how these immigration lawyers, these immigration rights groups,

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01:35:05,240 --> 01:35:07,680
Speaker 1: they'll go down and set up shop in places like

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01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:11,439
Speaker 1: Mexico and just across the border in America, and they're

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01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:16,160
Speaker 1: all Marxist organizations. Come on in mutual aid. We've got

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01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:20,280
Speaker 1: big collective systems here, and people are ripe to hear

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01:35:20,320 --> 01:35:26,160
Speaker 1: that information as they come across. You don't you don't

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01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:29,559
Speaker 1: have to do the there's a Commie under every corner thing,

1372
01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:34,080
Speaker 1: to just simply recognize they're all pulling in the same direction.

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01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:38,480
Speaker 1: Why do you think so many groups that are completely

1374
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:41,880
Speaker 1: at odds with each other are all pulling the same

1375
01:35:41,880 --> 01:35:46,840
Speaker 1: direction and never fight each other. If you ever wondered that,

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01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:53,720
Speaker 1: it's time to bring it up. And the zoo animals,

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01:35:54,960 --> 01:36:07,360
Speaker 1: let's talk how God on nat him only side on me,

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01:36:08,320 --> 01:36:16,639
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, don't listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You

1379
01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:21,479
Speaker 1: should probably quit dipping tobacco. I mean, let's be honest,

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01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:25,400
Speaker 1: you definitely should quit dipping tobacco. I just don't feel

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01:36:25,439 --> 01:36:28,840
Speaker 1: that comfortable pointing a finger at people and telling them

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01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:32,200
Speaker 1: that because one, I never liked it when people said

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01:36:32,240 --> 01:36:35,759
Speaker 1: that to me when I was dipping in. Two, it's hard.

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01:36:36,520 --> 01:36:39,439
Speaker 1: It's not fun to quit. I don't know why we

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01:36:39,560 --> 01:36:42,040
Speaker 1: feel this need to lie to people about that. Oh,

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01:36:42,120 --> 01:36:46,479
Speaker 1: just quit, it's horrible when you're quitting. Now take it

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Speaker 1: from me. On the back end of that, once you've

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01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:53,080
Speaker 1: finally gotten it done, it's a lot better. It's a

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Speaker 1: whole lot better. It's just a better way to live.

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01:36:56,280 --> 01:36:59,920
Speaker 1: But doing it as hard. That's why Jake's Mint Show

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Speaker 1: is so important. Tobacco free, nicotine free, it's even sugar free.

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Speaker 1: Use the promo code Jesse that gets you twenty percent off.

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Speaker 1: I would, in fact make sure that there is we

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01:37:43,120 --> 01:37:49,400
Speaker 1: immediately surge to the border. All those people are seeking asylum. Oops.

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01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:54,400
Speaker 1: Remember we got Selena Zito coming up in ten minutes?

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01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:59,320
Speaker 1: Do people actually care about the border? Also, you can

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Speaker 1: find me on so social media at Jesse Kelly DC

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Speaker 1: on Twitter, Instagram, on Facebook, and I'm on locals. Locals

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01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:09,280
Speaker 1: is the one I can't get kicked off of. Remember

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01:38:09,280 --> 01:38:12,080
Speaker 1: I talked to you about the podcast reviews. Can you

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01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:14,639
Speaker 1: can get the whole show? It's podcasted after the show

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01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:19,960
Speaker 1: on iHeart, Google, Spotify and iTunes. On iTunes, it's important

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01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:24,160
Speaker 1: that you subscribe, leave a five star rating, and leave

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01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:30,080
Speaker 1: a review talking about how handsome I am. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to our newest reviews. I think I think all three

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01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:35,960
Speaker 1: of these nailed it. The first one short and sweet,

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01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:39,760
Speaker 1: it's just titled greatest podcast Ever, and then in the

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01:38:39,760 --> 01:38:43,880
Speaker 1: body of it it says Andy's handsome boom Chris. This

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01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:50,439
Speaker 1: one's titled doctor stud Muffin never disappoints Jesse Kelly as

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01:38:50,479 --> 01:38:53,800
Speaker 1: the most handsome genius on radio. He was born to

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01:38:53,840 --> 01:38:57,160
Speaker 1: look good in front of a microphone while dropping knowledge

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01:38:57,160 --> 01:39:04,320
Speaker 1: bombs with his elegant golden voice. What, Chris, They're just

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01:39:04,360 --> 01:39:08,280
Speaker 1: being honest. This one's titled Handsomeness is off the charts.

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01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:12,120
Speaker 1: Not only is Jesse Kelly a doctor and community college

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01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:16,640
Speaker 1: educated historian. He is unfairly handsome and never wrong. It

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01:39:16,760 --> 01:39:19,599
Speaker 1: must be quite the burden for him to carry this torch,

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01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:22,599
Speaker 1: but God never gives us more than we can handle.

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01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:33,519
Speaker 1: Well what, Chris, We're fine, don't worry. We're coming up

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01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:36,360
Speaker 1: on Cinco de Mao and then Sombrero Jesse's gonna be

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01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:39,519
Speaker 1: in the house. Our mariachi band's gonna be playing. Gosh,

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01:39:39,520 --> 01:39:42,680
Speaker 1: it's gonna be sweet. Yes it is, Chris, Yes it is.

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01:39:43,040 --> 01:39:46,559
Speaker 1: You're getting him up here. I get to this before

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01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:49,200
Speaker 1: I get through the other thing. Dad arrested for bringing

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01:39:49,320 --> 01:39:55,439
Speaker 1: toddler into elephant habitat at the California Zoo. You can

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01:39:55,479 --> 01:39:59,639
Speaker 1: actually see a video of this, all right. The dad

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01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:03,719
Speaker 1: runs into the enclosure, has his two year old there

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01:40:04,439 --> 01:40:09,559
Speaker 1: the elephant. The elephant came running at him. The guy

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01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:14,880
Speaker 1: trips and drops his toddler. He manages to hand the

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01:40:14,960 --> 01:40:19,479
Speaker 1: child off to safety. Okay, so we're all fine. He's arrested,

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01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:24,240
Speaker 1: faced with child endangerment. I need to have a talk

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01:40:24,280 --> 01:40:31,439
Speaker 1: with everyone again. I understand that you, because you're somebody

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01:40:31,439 --> 01:40:36,719
Speaker 1: who listens to radio, are probably somebody who's intelligent enough

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01:40:36,920 --> 01:40:40,839
Speaker 1: not to get in an elephant enclosure at any time. However,

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Speaker 1: it is important that we have a discussion about animals.

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01:40:46,280 --> 01:40:49,760
Speaker 1: I am somebody who grew up in Montana hunting and

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01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:53,439
Speaker 1: fishing and such. I am somebody who's traveled to some

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01:40:53,520 --> 01:40:57,839
Speaker 1: really not pleasant places in the world, dangerous animals everywhere,

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01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:01,840
Speaker 1: But I realized that's not a lot of other people's experience.

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01:41:02,120 --> 01:41:06,320
Speaker 1: In your experience with nature now is so often either

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01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:10,320
Speaker 1: a Disney cartoons, you know, the lion king in a

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01:41:10,439 --> 01:41:13,520
Speaker 1: Circle of Life and oh look look at the gazelles

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01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:18,960
Speaker 1: right by the lions or b it's nature shows now,

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01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:26,080
Speaker 1: which almost undoubtedly are environmental just propaganda pieces. It's unbearable.

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01:41:26,640 --> 01:41:29,240
Speaker 1: Here's the polar bear. Oh look at them as the

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01:41:29,320 --> 01:41:33,280
Speaker 1: ice breaks away in this habitat disappears. Why are you

1448
01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:37,439
Speaker 1: still driving your suv? That kind of thing? So you're

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01:41:37,439 --> 01:41:43,639
Speaker 1: not ever introduced to the real world these animals, just

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01:41:43,760 --> 01:41:48,720
Speaker 1: because they can't speak and have big doey eyes does

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01:41:48,840 --> 01:41:54,080
Speaker 1: not mean these are gentle things. These are all all

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01:41:54,160 --> 01:42:01,600
Speaker 1: of them dangerous, dangerous animals who will kill you. You

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01:42:01,640 --> 01:42:07,760
Speaker 1: know what's deadly an Ostrich Ostrich, They kill people every

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01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:11,639
Speaker 1: single year. Stay away from them. It's not a ah

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01:42:11,640 --> 01:42:17,040
Speaker 1: that looks like fine, I'm gona ride one. No, I'll

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01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:20,400
Speaker 1: look at the elephant. Look at his big floppy ears.

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01:42:20,680 --> 01:42:24,439
Speaker 1: I bet he wants to cuddle with me. Here's my Todd.

1458
01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:29,679
Speaker 1: Can we please stop with this? Look at the big lion.

1459
01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:33,120
Speaker 1: What a precious kitty, he reminds me. He reminds me

1460
01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:36,720
Speaker 1: of our housecap muffles, just a little bit bigger. I

1461
01:42:36,880 --> 01:42:39,799
Speaker 1: think I'll go in there and scratch him on your ears.

1462
01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:47,519
Speaker 1: Ah wait, I'm dead. Leave wild animals alone. Deer can

1463
01:42:47,560 --> 01:42:51,080
Speaker 1: be very dangerous. Elk to me, Danie, I don't just

1464
01:42:51,160 --> 01:42:58,400
Speaker 1: mean big predators. Leave animals alone. Leave them alone, Admire them.

1465
01:42:58,479 --> 01:43:03,439
Speaker 1: I like animals too, Admire them from a distance, from

1466
01:43:03,439 --> 01:43:12,799
Speaker 1: a distance. Here, Chris, you're ready. Rarely am I shocked? Okay,

1467
01:43:12,920 --> 01:43:18,240
Speaker 1: you're ready for this, Chris. But this headline it floored me,

1468
01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:21,120
Speaker 1: absolutely floored me. I just I don't know that I

1469
01:43:21,160 --> 01:43:27,000
Speaker 1: can go on after reading this. This is from nbear

1470
01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:33,800
Speaker 1: dot org Old boys clubs and upward mobility among the

1471
01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:38,160
Speaker 1: educational elites. And you know what this says, Chris. This

1472
01:43:38,280 --> 01:43:43,960
Speaker 1: says that these high society types, they use their networks

1473
01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:47,760
Speaker 1: to get their kids into Harvard and stuff. Yes, I'm

1474
01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:53,080
Speaker 1: dead serious. Can you believe it? Oh? I am stunned here.

1475
01:43:53,160 --> 01:43:57,360
Speaker 1: I thought there was no favor trading or anything like that.

1476
01:43:57,680 --> 01:44:01,040
Speaker 1: Everything's just based on merrit on. Are we all a

1477
01:44:01,040 --> 01:44:04,960
Speaker 1: bunch of children here? We understand exactly the way the

1478
01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:10,800
Speaker 1: world works. That's what all these things are. Yes, your

1479
01:44:10,920 --> 01:44:15,960
Speaker 1: idiot son who got Jesse Kelly grades in high school? Wow,

1480
01:44:16,200 --> 01:44:19,639
Speaker 1: he managed to get into Harvard. How did he do that? Oh?

1481
01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:23,519
Speaker 1: Look there's that gigantic Harvard building with his father's name

1482
01:44:23,600 --> 01:44:26,200
Speaker 1: on it. That's how he did it. Guess what, He's

1483
01:44:26,240 --> 01:44:29,800
Speaker 1: gonna get good grades when he's there too. That's why

1484
01:44:29,840 --> 01:44:32,160
Speaker 1: I never That's why I never cared about. Remember the

1485
01:44:32,240 --> 01:44:37,559
Speaker 1: college admissions scandal. Were the celebrity parents. We're getting their

1486
01:44:37,640 --> 01:44:44,480
Speaker 1: kids fake scholarships so their kids could go to school. Yeah,

1487
01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:48,320
Speaker 1: rich people get their kids into college. Why is this?

1488
01:44:48,960 --> 01:44:54,280
Speaker 1: Why is this shocking? You use your connections to do

1489
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:57,519
Speaker 1: whatever you can to help your child along. It may

1490
01:44:57,520 --> 01:44:59,840
Speaker 1: not be getting into Harvard, believe me, my kids are

1491
01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:05,680
Speaker 1: we're getting into Harvard. But maybe it's the local construction job.

1492
01:45:05,720 --> 01:45:09,800
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. My oldest is twelve years old.

1493
01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:13,160
Speaker 1: I've already told both my boys you're gonna have jobs.

1494
01:45:13,160 --> 01:45:15,519
Speaker 1: They want jobs to their credit. But when you've had

1495
01:45:15,560 --> 01:45:16,960
Speaker 1: a job for a couple of years, by the time

1496
01:45:16,960 --> 01:45:19,960
Speaker 1: you're sixteen or seventeen, you are going to work a

1497
01:45:20,040 --> 01:45:23,439
Speaker 1: construction job for at least a year or two. No,

1498
01:45:23,479 --> 01:45:24,800
Speaker 1: I don't need you to do that for a living.

1499
01:45:24,840 --> 01:45:27,680
Speaker 1: I think it's great life lessons. Some more basics. When

1500
01:45:27,720 --> 01:45:30,599
Speaker 1: it comes to tools, the money is absurdly good. You've

1501
01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:34,200
Speaker 1: been making double what your buddies make. You're getting construction jobs.

1502
01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:36,120
Speaker 1: So the wife ask me, well, how are you going

1503
01:45:36,160 --> 01:45:39,040
Speaker 1: to get him a construction job. I'm gonna call in

1504
01:45:39,120 --> 01:45:42,559
Speaker 1: some favors. I know a whole bunch of I know,

1505
01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:44,880
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of pavers and home builders and such

1506
01:45:44,960 --> 01:45:46,880
Speaker 1: like that, and things like that. I'm gonna make some

1507
01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:50,720
Speaker 1: phone calls. Hey, Pedro, you guys still hiring? Yep, we are.

1508
01:45:50,720 --> 01:45:53,599
Speaker 1: Bring them over, Jesse. He'll be there tomorrow, Pedro, Thank you, Bud.

1509
01:45:54,600 --> 01:45:57,080
Speaker 1: There's no difference in that. And that's the way the

1510
01:45:57,120 --> 01:46:00,599
Speaker 1: world works. Are people this naive and stupid? Yeah? Did

1511
01:46:00,600 --> 01:46:03,000
Speaker 1: you think that you did? You want to see think

1512
01:46:03,040 --> 01:46:05,719
Speaker 1: it was just your brains that got you into Harvard?

1513
01:46:06,439 --> 01:46:10,719
Speaker 1: Did you come on, that's the way the world works.

1514
01:46:12,080 --> 01:46:14,519
Speaker 1: I told you, I've been in these rooms with these

1515
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:18,519
Speaker 1: guys back when I was running for Congress, and you'd

1516
01:46:18,520 --> 01:46:21,840
Speaker 1: always be, you know, at these events with big rich

1517
01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:25,040
Speaker 1: donors of yours, and we go to the local fancy

1518
01:46:25,080 --> 01:46:27,519
Speaker 1: country club, you know, the members only country club that

1519
01:46:27,600 --> 01:46:29,280
Speaker 1: all the rich guys go to to get away from

1520
01:46:29,320 --> 01:46:31,280
Speaker 1: their wives. And you hang out on the men's only

1521
01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:33,800
Speaker 1: section and they're sipping bourbon at noon after a round

1522
01:46:33,800 --> 01:46:35,240
Speaker 1: of golf, and you know what it was like in there.

1523
01:46:36,160 --> 01:46:38,160
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna talk to Selena Zito and I'll

1524
01:46:38,200 --> 01:47:03,840
Speaker 1: tell you what it was like in there. Quote. My

1525
01:47:03,920 --> 01:47:08,120
Speaker 1: husband is convinced it helped his allergies. He even gifted

1526
01:47:08,160 --> 01:47:11,320
Speaker 1: one to a friend with allergies. We had an awful

1527
01:47:11,439 --> 01:47:14,080
Speaker 1: mold problem in the bedroom that I could not seem

1528
01:47:14,120 --> 01:47:17,559
Speaker 1: to control. I cleaned aggressively and plugged in the Eden

1529
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Speaker 1: Pure and after four months, no mold. That's just one

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Speaker 1: want a real air purifier, one that doesn't sound like

1532
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Speaker 1: a jet taking off, one that took care of my allergies,

1533
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Speaker 1: one that doesn't cover up odors, takes them away. Oh

1534
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Speaker 1: and maybe the best part. You don't have to replace

1535
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Speaker 1: the filter. All these other filters you have to replace them.

1536
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Speaker 1: Not the Eden pure thunderstorm, Go get one. It's compact,

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Speaker 1: it's quiet and it works. Eden pure deals dot com.

1538
01:47:57,960 --> 01:48:01,679
Speaker 1: That's Eden pure deals com used to code word Jesse

1539
01:48:01,880 --> 01:48:23,519
Speaker 1: at checkout. We love having her on Selena zero with

1540
01:48:23,680 --> 01:48:26,960
Speaker 1: The Washington Examiner and everywhere else. She was also the

1541
01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:30,360
Speaker 1: author of the Great Revolt joins us now to tell

1542
01:48:30,479 --> 01:48:33,559
Speaker 1: us what are the people in Middle America saying? And

1543
01:48:33,680 --> 01:48:36,320
Speaker 1: you have a great article out on in the Examiner,

1544
01:48:36,400 --> 01:48:41,760
Speaker 1: Selena called ignoring even one shattered norm endangers the civilian

1545
01:48:41,880 --> 01:48:45,840
Speaker 1: military relationship. What are you talking about? So one of

1546
01:48:45,840 --> 01:48:50,320
Speaker 1: the most important relationships that we have as Americans is

1547
01:48:50,320 --> 01:48:55,200
Speaker 1: our relationship with our military. While we understand that politics

1548
01:48:55,479 --> 01:48:58,719
Speaker 1: is part of the military, it's how they get their money.

1549
01:48:59,600 --> 01:49:05,320
Speaker 1: Often politicians use them as props. We expect our military

1550
01:49:05,439 --> 01:49:09,280
Speaker 1: leaders to be nonpartisans. That is the relationship we have

1551
01:49:09,400 --> 01:49:15,120
Speaker 1: always had with them. And so um last week when

1552
01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:23,559
Speaker 1: the gunnery sergeant when after private civilian in um on

1553
01:49:23,640 --> 01:49:28,600
Speaker 1: social media that Shepherd does that relationship in a way

1554
01:49:28,800 --> 01:49:33,559
Speaker 1: that makes people uncomfortable because and one of the things

1555
01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:36,960
Speaker 1: that he said that really caught my like, that really

1556
01:49:37,080 --> 01:49:42,519
Speaker 1: made me nervous, was saying that this person had no

1557
01:49:42,680 --> 01:49:49,439
Speaker 1: business commenting on the military because they had never served

1558
01:49:49,439 --> 01:49:52,759
Speaker 1: in the military. Well, only one half of one percent

1559
01:49:52,880 --> 01:49:56,120
Speaker 1: of Americans serve in the military today. So is he

1560
01:49:56,280 --> 01:50:00,040
Speaker 1: saying none of us have the right to have of

1561
01:50:00,120 --> 01:50:04,720
Speaker 1: an opinion if we didn't serve. That's an incredibly dangerous

1562
01:50:04,840 --> 01:50:09,600
Speaker 1: tactic to take. I think, and so you know, and

1563
01:50:09,800 --> 01:50:15,680
Speaker 1: I think, even one shattered norm, well, it's not a crisis.

1564
01:50:15,920 --> 01:50:21,559
Speaker 1: It's not something that should be ignored of because shattered

1565
01:50:21,600 --> 01:50:27,439
Speaker 1: norms can, if you ignore them, can easily become the normal.

1566
01:50:27,800 --> 01:50:31,280
Speaker 1: And we don't want to have that relationship with our military.

1567
01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:36,400
Speaker 1: It is one of the few and institutions in our

1568
01:50:36,479 --> 01:50:40,160
Speaker 1: daily lives that we have not lost faith with. We've

1569
01:50:40,200 --> 01:50:43,200
Speaker 1: lost face, and corporations with lost faith, and government and

1570
01:50:43,240 --> 01:50:46,479
Speaker 1: the presidency, and for a brief period of time we

1571
01:50:46,560 --> 01:50:50,280
Speaker 1: have lost face in the military during the Vietnam War.

1572
01:50:50,720 --> 01:50:54,519
Speaker 1: It has earned our faith and trust back, but these

1573
01:50:54,680 --> 01:50:59,600
Speaker 1: kinds of incidences can instantly change our perception of what

1574
01:50:59,640 --> 01:51:03,439
Speaker 1: our relationship is with our military. Selena, is this the

1575
01:51:03,520 --> 01:51:06,080
Speaker 1: kind of thing because I saw it last week as well, obviously,

1576
01:51:06,080 --> 01:51:08,479
Speaker 1: and I've been screaming about this, how this is a

1577
01:51:08,520 --> 01:51:10,479
Speaker 1: big deal. Is this the kind of thing that is

1578
01:51:10,560 --> 01:51:14,840
Speaker 1: bleeding down to the normal, relatively non political American that

1579
01:51:14,880 --> 01:51:17,120
Speaker 1: you talked to all the time. Are they seeing this

1580
01:51:17,160 --> 01:51:21,320
Speaker 1: stuff too? Or is this just me and my media bubble? No.

1581
01:51:21,560 --> 01:51:24,839
Speaker 1: So that's interesting that you pointed out that way, because

1582
01:51:25,120 --> 01:51:28,160
Speaker 1: I had the same reaction. I thought, is it just me?

1583
01:51:28,640 --> 01:51:30,960
Speaker 1: Is it only getting under my skin? I covered the

1584
01:51:31,000 --> 01:51:35,559
Speaker 1: military for since the beginning of the Iraq and Afghanistan War.

1585
01:51:36,040 --> 01:51:39,519
Speaker 1: I really was, I'm thinking, well, maybe it's just me.

1586
01:51:40,640 --> 01:51:44,760
Speaker 1: And then I was out interviewing people for a completely

1587
01:51:44,800 --> 01:51:47,639
Speaker 1: different story and it was the first thing that people

1588
01:51:47,680 --> 01:51:50,680
Speaker 1: brought up and I didn't even ask them about it.

1589
01:51:50,800 --> 01:51:54,839
Speaker 1: That really, really, it is one of those rare things

1590
01:51:54,920 --> 01:51:59,640
Speaker 1: that left Twitter and became part of our culture. And

1591
01:51:59,640 --> 01:52:04,120
Speaker 1: I think that that should be deeply concerning to the

1592
01:52:04,160 --> 01:52:08,960
Speaker 1: military leadership at the Pentagon. Sele, I have something else

1593
01:52:08,960 --> 01:52:11,320
Speaker 1: I want to know if it's filtered down the border

1594
01:52:11,400 --> 01:52:14,519
Speaker 1: thing that was honestly the main reason why did you want?

1595
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:16,720
Speaker 1: It's the big story right now. I do believe it

1596
01:52:16,800 --> 01:52:19,720
Speaker 1: is a potential scandal that Biden is going to have

1597
01:52:19,800 --> 01:52:21,960
Speaker 1: to wrestle with, which is very early to have one

1598
01:52:21,960 --> 01:52:24,479
Speaker 1: of those. I care about it, but I've always cared

1599
01:52:24,479 --> 01:52:26,679
Speaker 1: about it. All my friends care about it, But most

1600
01:52:26,720 --> 01:52:28,920
Speaker 1: of my friends are you know, either in Texas or

1601
01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:33,280
Speaker 1: flat out political people. Does the average dude you talk to,

1602
01:52:33,520 --> 01:52:37,800
Speaker 1: does he care about what's happening on the border. Absolutely.

1603
01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:41,360
Speaker 1: People are not stupid. They understand that what happens at

1604
01:52:41,400 --> 01:52:45,400
Speaker 1: the Texas American border does not stay at the border.

1605
01:52:45,640 --> 01:52:49,320
Speaker 1: It is something that comes into their daily lives, either

1606
01:52:49,479 --> 01:52:57,360
Speaker 1: through where the people are transported to a lot of

1607
01:52:57,360 --> 01:53:02,840
Speaker 1: times they're placed in particular children and at um Catholic

1608
01:53:02,960 --> 01:53:06,120
Speaker 1: charity kind of organizations. I'm not saying Catholic charities, but

1609
01:53:06,200 --> 01:53:11,360
Speaker 1: those types of organizations. Uh. And and uh, you know,

1610
01:53:11,720 --> 01:53:16,280
Speaker 1: it starts to impact society, it starts to impact the economy.

1611
01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:19,680
Speaker 1: And how how does that happen? Well, you know, think

1612
01:53:19,720 --> 01:53:24,479
Speaker 1: about things like, uh, the what what's the odd chance

1613
01:53:24,560 --> 01:53:28,200
Speaker 1: that one of these young people who have maybe likely

1614
01:53:28,280 --> 01:53:32,280
Speaker 1: not had a very structured and stable family life, have

1615
01:53:32,439 --> 01:53:36,640
Speaker 1: they now? Um? Um? Are they now like drawn to

1616
01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:38,720
Speaker 1: being part of the gang Because that sort of has

1617
01:53:38,760 --> 01:53:42,519
Speaker 1: the next natural evolution And we've seen the gang problems

1618
01:53:42,520 --> 01:53:46,080
Speaker 1: in particular and suburban Washington, d C. In Virginia and

1619
01:53:46,120 --> 01:53:50,960
Speaker 1: how that has evolved. There's also the potential of spread

1620
01:53:51,200 --> 01:53:54,800
Speaker 1: of COVID. I believe that it's either nine or ten

1621
01:53:54,840 --> 01:53:57,920
Speaker 1: percent of the of the people um it has been

1622
01:53:57,960 --> 01:54:01,160
Speaker 1: confirmed that they have COVID, but we don't know exactly

1623
01:54:01,200 --> 01:54:05,840
Speaker 1: the numbers. And so how does you know? We have

1624
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:10,080
Speaker 1: learned through an entire year how that spread from one

1625
01:54:10,160 --> 01:54:14,759
Speaker 1: person can become an entire country shut down. So people

1626
01:54:15,000 --> 01:54:18,879
Speaker 1: are acutely aware that this does not just stay in Texas,

1627
01:54:19,080 --> 01:54:22,080
Speaker 1: that it's coming to a neighborhood near them. Selena, what

1628
01:54:22,120 --> 01:54:27,120
Speaker 1: are people feeling about coronavirus's stealth as you still move around,

1629
01:54:27,160 --> 01:54:31,240
Speaker 1: not necessarily Republicans or Democrats, or lockdowns or not lockdowns

1630
01:54:31,640 --> 01:54:35,280
Speaker 1: the virus itself. Are they still really worried? Are they

1631
01:54:35,560 --> 01:54:38,200
Speaker 1: way over being worried? Is it a mixture of both?

1632
01:54:38,280 --> 01:54:42,360
Speaker 1: What are you actually seeing out there? That's definitely a

1633
01:54:42,400 --> 01:54:46,400
Speaker 1: mixture of both. People a lot more people are vaccinated,

1634
01:54:46,440 --> 01:54:50,640
Speaker 1: in particular the most vulnerable and and or the people

1635
01:54:50,640 --> 01:54:53,280
Speaker 1: that are working on the front lines. As the more

1636
01:54:53,320 --> 01:54:58,000
Speaker 1: people are vaccinated, vaccinated people feel like they're superman, right,

1637
01:54:58,360 --> 01:55:00,720
Speaker 1: Like they feel better they feel like they can resume

1638
01:55:00,800 --> 01:55:04,120
Speaker 1: their life, they feel like they can resume their activities,

1639
01:55:04,120 --> 01:55:08,640
Speaker 1: that they can see their families. And you know, most

1640
01:55:08,680 --> 01:55:12,200
Speaker 1: people believe that you wear a mask even if you've

1641
01:55:12,200 --> 01:55:17,280
Speaker 1: been vaccinated when you are in public indoors, mainly to

1642
01:55:18,520 --> 01:55:20,520
Speaker 1: give the people for the other people who are not

1643
01:55:20,680 --> 01:55:23,280
Speaker 1: vaccinated some peace of mind. They don't know that you're

1644
01:55:23,360 --> 01:55:26,920
Speaker 1: vaccinated or not. But one that comes to outside bless

1645
01:55:27,000 --> 01:55:30,000
Speaker 1: unless people are wearing it outside as they walk along

1646
01:55:30,040 --> 01:55:34,720
Speaker 1: the street and or do physical activities. And I think

1647
01:55:34,880 --> 01:55:39,200
Speaker 1: you see the rapid progression of those outlooks and attitudes.

1648
01:55:40,240 --> 01:55:44,480
Speaker 1: SOE mean this gender stuff when it comes to sports,

1649
01:55:44,800 --> 01:55:47,800
Speaker 1: although you know transgenders have to play sports and all

1650
01:55:47,840 --> 01:55:50,920
Speaker 1: the other things. However anybody feels about it, is that

1651
01:55:51,000 --> 01:55:53,320
Speaker 1: anything that comes up because it seems like one of

1652
01:55:53,320 --> 01:55:56,000
Speaker 1: those things that honestly unites most of the country. I

1653
01:55:56,040 --> 01:55:57,880
Speaker 1: think most of the country, if I had to guess,

1654
01:55:57,880 --> 01:56:00,520
Speaker 1: looks at this stuff and they recoil in horror. But

1655
01:56:00,560 --> 01:56:04,960
Speaker 1: I might be wrong. No, No, totally unites people, UM

1656
01:56:05,360 --> 01:56:10,960
Speaker 1: because it's it's seen as unfair towards young women and women, UM,

1657
01:56:11,080 --> 01:56:15,000
Speaker 1: and it impacts their their ability to compete and impacts

1658
01:56:15,000 --> 01:56:19,720
Speaker 1: their ability to earn scholarships, um, if they're competing against

1659
01:56:19,760 --> 01:56:26,840
Speaker 1: biological males. And while the news organizations have different perceptions

1660
01:56:26,840 --> 01:56:29,720
Speaker 1: of what they think the problem that how they think

1661
01:56:29,800 --> 01:56:33,440
Speaker 1: people feel. If they actually listen to how people feel,

1662
01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:38,600
Speaker 1: they'll know that that Americans are not on board with

1663
01:56:38,680 --> 01:56:42,560
Speaker 1: this at all. Okay, why the separation then, Selena? Because

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Speaker 1: I agree, I think this is an issue that unites everybody,

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Speaker 1: but man, the Democrat Party pushes this stuff Hardre's where's

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Speaker 1: this getting lost in translation? Is this bubble thinking? Is

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Speaker 1: that what this is? Oh? It just gets lots in

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Speaker 1: translation over how my um my um profession every reports it.

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Speaker 1: And when you lose that, you um obviously um lose

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Speaker 1: how the story is presented, Selena Zedo. Everybody where can

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Speaker 1: they get more of your stuff? Selena Zito dot dot com?

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Speaker 1: Please sign up for my emails. They're for EI. They're fine,

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Speaker 1: They're not that name. Thank you, ma'am. Thanks by all right,

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Speaker 1: Or you want to have a frank conversation about rich

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Speaker 1: people since they're all getting their kids into Harvard, Let's

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01:57:30,480 --> 01:57:57,360
Speaker 1: have one. Hang on missed out catch up Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: show dot com over ninety two one eight over one eleven,

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Speaker 1: one hundred eighty two over one hundred, and I had

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Speaker 1: a heart attack and a cardiac arrest and then a stroke.

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Speaker 1: Your blood pressure numbers could change your life. A lot

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Speaker 1: of people don't understand, including myself. I didn't now I

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Speaker 1: do the impact of having a shore. My memory is shot.

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01:58:30,000 --> 01:58:34,360
Speaker 1: When I woke up, I cann't speak. Lowering your high

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01:58:34,360 --> 01:58:36,280
Speaker 1: blood pressure you could save you from a heart attack

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Speaker 1: or stroke. If you've stopped your treatment plan, restarted, or

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01:58:39,360 --> 01:58:41,680
Speaker 1: talk to your doctor about creating one that works better

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01:58:41,720 --> 01:58:44,480
Speaker 1: for you. Start taking the right steps at manage your

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Speaker 1: bp dot org a center of life, but I'm going

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Speaker 1: to make it better. Coming back, I ask your doctor

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Speaker 1: checking blood pressure. Brought to you by the American Heart Association,

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Speaker 1: American Medical Association and the account so Jesse. I'm sick

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Speaker 1: of you radio guys saying it wrong. It's Posaki, you

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01:59:22,840 --> 01:59:25,280
Speaker 1: got it. You know what I'm talking about, that redheaded

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Speaker 1: Oh god, she's homely, Pasaki. Say it right, Posaki, it's

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01:59:33,320 --> 01:59:36,880
Speaker 1: sake and she's kind of hot. And I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: decide how that voicemail stacks up to, in my opinion,

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01:59:42,360 --> 01:59:45,800
Speaker 1: the greatest audio we play on the show. Oh my god, Hey,

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01:59:45,960 --> 01:59:50,200
Speaker 1: hey do Murphy, how are you doing? You're having your

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01:59:50,360 --> 01:59:56,520
Speaker 1: family in the meantime, you're having all kinds of other bulls. Now,

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01:59:56,760 --> 02:00:00,560
Speaker 1: y'all are love drunks. A matter of fact, you can

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02:00:00,680 --> 02:00:04,840
Speaker 1: go how you know why I don't need a mask

1702
02:00:05,280 --> 02:00:12,320
Speaker 1: because there ain't like yeah, he does, no, he doesn't

1703
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Speaker 1: like your Come on, it's never gonna get old, all right,

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Speaker 1: rich people, we would go eight seven seventy three seven

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Speaker 1: seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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Speaker 1: dot com. We'd go to have these lunches. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm just, I'm just I'm just running for office, so

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Speaker 1: I'm not rich. But I get invited to these events

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Speaker 1: and I'm running for office. Is gonna trying to get

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02:00:46,920 --> 02:00:50,080
Speaker 1: rich guys to give me money for my campaign? And

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02:00:50,200 --> 02:00:52,680
Speaker 1: you would sit around listening to them, and it was

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02:00:52,720 --> 02:00:54,640
Speaker 1: a real introduction for me because I'd never run in

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02:00:54,680 --> 02:00:59,480
Speaker 1: circles like that before, as you know. And the way

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02:00:59,520 --> 02:01:02,800
Speaker 1: they talk talk about money, huge amounts of money, and

1715
02:01:03,080 --> 02:01:06,960
Speaker 1: favors for this and favors for that. It was incredible.

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Speaker 1: I was not obviously offended by it. I love it

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Speaker 1: and I think it's cool, but it was it was.

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Speaker 1: It was like the bob, what are you drinking over there? Bob?

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Speaker 1: Oh bab but the so and so single ball whiskey.

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Speaker 1: Hey you got fifty grand. I'm doing these new little

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Speaker 1: strip little hair salon places fifty grand and I need

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Speaker 1: another two guys to give me fifty grand for this

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Speaker 1: one location. Uh you know what, Yeah, I will go

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Speaker 1: ahead and call teaing at the officer. Have your assistant

1725
02:01:33,120 --> 02:01:34,920
Speaker 1: called Tea at the office. You wire you fifty grand

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Speaker 1: a day. This was not like a one time thing.

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Speaker 1: This was just how they talked. Oh how's the return

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02:01:41,120 --> 02:01:43,160
Speaker 1: coming back on that? Yeah, I'll have you. Hey do

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02:01:43,200 --> 02:01:45,760
Speaker 1: you have twenty five grand on this? Hey? You got ten?

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Speaker 1: You got to. That's just what they do. All they do,

1731
02:01:51,520 --> 02:01:54,680
Speaker 1: which people are the same as you. All they do.

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02:01:55,120 --> 02:01:58,040
Speaker 1: It's the same things you and I do on a

1733
02:01:58,120 --> 02:02:02,920
Speaker 1: more expensive level when you sit around with your buddies. Hey,

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02:02:03,040 --> 02:02:05,840
Speaker 1: do you think you can stop by help me put

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02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:10,400
Speaker 1: up this fence post on Saturday? Absolutely, they deal the

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02:02:10,480 --> 02:02:13,680
Speaker 1: same way you deal. They just deal with different things.

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Speaker 1: Dear Sombrero Jesse, I wanted to reach out to you

1738
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Speaker 1: to thank you for some really good life advice you

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02:02:22,400 --> 02:02:26,200
Speaker 1: gave on your show Jess. Yesterday, I found myself traveling

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02:02:26,240 --> 02:02:29,640
Speaker 1: down in Oklahoma Highway when the urge to go number

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02:02:29,680 --> 02:02:34,520
Speaker 1: two hit me hard, out of nowhere, unable to unable

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Speaker 1: to make it to my final destination and a respectable,

1743
02:02:38,000 --> 02:02:41,560
Speaker 1: previously vetted bathroom, I stopped at the first gas station

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02:02:41,600 --> 02:02:45,040
Speaker 1: I found. When I opened the only vacant stall, I

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02:02:45,160 --> 02:02:47,600
Speaker 1: witnessed the most disgusting sight I've ever seen in a

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02:02:47,640 --> 02:02:51,080
Speaker 1: public restroom. I had to immediately leave before getting sick.

1747
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Speaker 1: Across the street, like a beacon on a hill, I

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02:02:55,040 --> 02:02:59,320
Speaker 1: see a hotel. I awkwardly walk across the street before

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02:02:59,400 --> 02:03:01,800
Speaker 1: walking in, and I pull out my cell and pretend

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02:03:01,840 --> 02:03:04,160
Speaker 1: to talk to a friend I was there to pick up.

1751
02:03:04,800 --> 02:03:08,400
Speaker 1: I go in completely. I go in completely, fool the

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Speaker 1: desk clerk with my ruse, find the bathroom, and finally

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02:03:12,360 --> 02:03:16,480
Speaker 1: find peace. Thanks for advice about hotel bathrooms. It was

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Speaker 1: clean and that's all I needed it to be. So

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02:03:19,440 --> 02:03:23,200
Speaker 1: my question is what hotel do you prefer? And does

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02:03:23,240 --> 02:03:26,600
Speaker 1: it matter so long as it looks nice slash clean?

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02:03:27,280 --> 02:03:30,880
Speaker 1: He says, much love, and I'm not reading that pseudonym

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Speaker 1: on the air. As I've told you before, we don't

1759
02:03:36,960 --> 02:03:39,920
Speaker 1: like to talk about those kinds of things on the

1760
02:03:39,960 --> 02:03:43,960
Speaker 1: show because they were little grows. But if you're in public,

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02:03:44,080 --> 02:03:49,640
Speaker 1: as has happened to all of us, and the need arises,

1762
02:03:51,440 --> 02:03:57,640
Speaker 1: stop going in these disgusting gas station bathrooms and rest areas.

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02:03:58,320 --> 02:04:03,240
Speaker 1: The absolute honey hole out there for clean public restrooms

1764
02:04:04,560 --> 02:04:08,480
Speaker 1: hotel lobbies. Now, like this guy said, he followed my advice.

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02:04:09,600 --> 02:04:11,280
Speaker 1: They're not just gonna let you roll in off the

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02:04:11,280 --> 02:04:14,680
Speaker 1: street and use the lobby bathroom. But you're dealing with

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02:04:14,720 --> 02:04:19,480
Speaker 1: the desk clerk. They're not that invested in running security

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02:04:19,520 --> 02:04:22,200
Speaker 1: and stopping a guy from running down and using the restroom.

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02:04:23,080 --> 02:04:27,080
Speaker 1: Just give them enough of a reason to look the

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Speaker 1: other way. And what's the best way to do that?

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02:04:29,400 --> 02:04:32,600
Speaker 1: What's the best way to get in places that you're

1772
02:04:32,640 --> 02:04:37,000
Speaker 1: not supposed to be in. Act like you've been there before,

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02:04:37,560 --> 02:04:40,160
Speaker 1: Act like you're supposed to be there. And the cell

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02:04:40,200 --> 02:04:43,520
Speaker 1: phone trick works great. Walk in and say it as

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Speaker 1: loud as you have to. Oh yeah, Bill, I'm right downstairs.

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Speaker 1: Are you coming down soon? Okay? Five minutes? All right?

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Speaker 1: Good deal. As you make your way, and you can

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02:04:51,640 --> 02:04:53,960
Speaker 1: even I've done this before, you could even while you're

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02:04:53,960 --> 02:04:56,120
Speaker 1: on the phone with him, we can you show me

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Speaker 1: to your restroom, and they'll just they they'll just instinctively

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Speaker 1: show oh yeah, right down the hall. All right, Bill,

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02:05:00,720 --> 02:05:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm any resent restaurant. I'll be ready for you when

1783
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Speaker 1: you get down here. Bop. Only, let me caution you.

1784
02:05:06,680 --> 02:05:09,840
Speaker 1: If we're gonna be deceitful, let's do it right. Make

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02:05:09,880 --> 02:05:12,160
Speaker 1: sure you put your phone on vibrate so it does

1786
02:05:12,240 --> 02:05:15,600
Speaker 1: somebody doesn't call while you're doing the fake phone call.

1787
02:05:15,800 --> 02:05:19,000
Speaker 1: I've done several fake phone calls in a million different scenarios.

1788
02:05:19,360 --> 02:05:22,960
Speaker 1: I've been burnt by that once and it is embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Stay tuned for one more life lesson from Jesse Kelly.

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Speaker 1: Super beats heart choes are delicious. And that may sound

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Speaker 1: like a small thing to you. It's not a small

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Speaker 1: thing to me. I don't care how good for you

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Speaker 1: they are. And these super beats heart shoes are absurdly

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Speaker 1: good for you. With the non GMO beats in the

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Speaker 1: grape seed extract, they're just I mean, it's it's nectar

1796
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Speaker 1: for your heart and your blood pressure. They're great for you.

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Speaker 1: But that wouldn't matter to me if they tasted like beats.

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Speaker 1: I can't do that. I don't eat lima beans Lima

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Speaker 1: beans are good for you. Why because I think they're

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Speaker 1: gross and I can't make myself do it. Super Beats,

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02:06:25,200 --> 02:06:29,760
Speaker 1: though super Beats are delicious. I'll be totally frank. I

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02:06:29,920 --> 02:06:33,000
Speaker 1: look forward to eating my super Beats every day. I

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02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:36,440
Speaker 1: eat two super Beats heart shoes with dinner every single day.

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Speaker 1: Go get yours, too, good at get Superbeats dot com

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Speaker 1: slash Jesse. That's get Superbeats dot com slash Jesse. When

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Speaker 1: you buy two bags, you get the third free. Let

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02:07:07,440 --> 02:07:10,240
Speaker 1: me tell you something else. One more bit of helpful

1808
02:07:10,240 --> 02:07:13,120
Speaker 1: advice before we sign off here on the Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: show your office building. If you work in a multistory

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Speaker 1: office building, your office building, undoubtedly especially now, has one

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Speaker 1: floor that's fairly empty. The bathrooms on that floor are spotless.

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Speaker 1: Find them. If you don't like walking into other people's filth,

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Speaker 1: as I don't, you have options out there. You simply

1814
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Speaker 1: have to be bold. Remember what I told you you

1815
02:07:41,440 --> 02:07:44,560
Speaker 1: have to be comfortable being a rule breaker. Well, this

1816
02:07:44,640 --> 02:07:47,760
Speaker 1: is a great test run. Next time you're out on

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Speaker 1: the road, walk in a hotel. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: the response to your question, how do I choose the hotel?

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02:07:52,640 --> 02:07:55,360
Speaker 1: It just has to be reasonably nice. It just can't

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Speaker 1: be one of those tiny ones, whether you know there's

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Speaker 1: no bathroom in the lobby, reasonably nice and you're fine,

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Speaker 1: You're fine. How about that Chris changing lives today for

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Speaker 1: the better like we always do. That's all the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly show. Your holster is way more important than you

1825
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Speaker 1: think it is. It's just way more important than you

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Speaker 1: think it is. What look and I get that the

1827
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Speaker 1: holster's not the sexy part of carrying firearms. All right.

1828
02:09:02,720 --> 02:09:04,920
Speaker 1: You want to talk about your weapon and your ammunition.

1829
02:09:04,960 --> 02:09:06,960
Speaker 1: You want to talk about your safety training. I want

1830
02:09:06,960 --> 02:09:08,760
Speaker 1: to talk about how you did at the range. I'll

1831
02:09:08,800 --> 02:09:11,240
Speaker 1: look at my groups. I was doing these failure drills today,

1832
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Speaker 1: and all that stuff is really important. I mean, really

1833
02:09:12,960 --> 02:09:16,280
Speaker 1: really important. I'm not discounting that, but I've known so

1834
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Speaker 1: many people who do all those things. They take all

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02:09:18,440 --> 02:09:22,960
Speaker 1: the necessary steps, and then they carry with a holster

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Speaker 1: they bought from a big box hunting store that was

1837
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Speaker 1: made a thousand at a time. Please don't put your

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Speaker 1: life in one of those holsters. You need to trust

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Speaker 1: Northwest Retention Systems because it's all custom made gear. It's

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Speaker 1: the only thing I carry around NW retention dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's NW retention dot com used to promo co Jesse

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Speaker 1: gets you ten percent off