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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to appeal to gen

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Speaker 1: Z with a brand new kitchen appliance called Kroc Tuck.

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Speaker 1: It's a slow cooker with a built in ring light,

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Speaker 1: so you can film your stews and your thirst traps

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Speaker 1: at the same time, cook slow and look hot.

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Speaker 2: I met The lighting from inside the oven is so good.

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Speaker 1: Yet it with laser stories as secondly, where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and the other insta potty mouse.

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Speaker 1: Just don't. This first laser story is out of Kentucky.

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Speaker 1: A mother named Holly Tacker recently was out doing errands

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Speaker 1: when she got an alert on her phone that Amazon

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Speaker 1: had dropped off a package. She thought normally, but she

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Speaker 1: thought to herself, I didn't order anything recently. And then

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Speaker 1: she got another alert for a second package, and a

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Speaker 1: third and a fourth.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's when I immediately called My husband is like,

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Speaker 3: what are you doing?

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Speaker 4: What are you doing it? Yeah, wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: She immediately looked into her order history and realized her

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Speaker 1: second grader had purchased thirty cases of Dumb Dumbs Suckers.

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Speaker 3: Thirty of all the candy dots that he chooses though,

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Speaker 3: did you think that Amazon driver's Like, God, I thought

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Speaker 3: this was going to be a bank.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so weird delivered in this house.

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Speaker 1: Each case had two thousand, three hundred and forty lollipops

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Speaker 1: in it, which means she was getting more than seventy

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Speaker 1: thousand suckers for nearly four grand.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I feel like it's a great deal.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I hope there's a lot of mystery flavors.

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Speaker 1: She came home to see all the cases stacked on

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Speaker 1: her porch and contacted Amazon right away. They told her

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Speaker 1: the bad news and once they're delivered, they can't take

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Speaker 1: them back, so.

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Speaker 4: She just started eating them.

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Speaker 1: Holly told the story on social media and a few

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Speaker 1: news stations and people started ordering boxes from her to

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Speaker 1: sell all of them.

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Speaker 3: She could now put dumb Dumb factory owner on her residence.

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Speaker 1: So why did her little boy do it? Here's what

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Speaker 1: she found out.

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Speaker 5: He told me that he wanted to have a carnival

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Speaker 5: and he was ordering the dumb duns as process for

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Speaker 5: his carnival. So yeah, again, he was being friendly. He

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Speaker 5: was being kind to his friends.

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Speaker 4: So she's not gonna punish Plan broke.

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Speaker 2: He's definitely not getting punished.

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Speaker 1: Holly says she will change some settings on her phone

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Speaker 1: so that this doesn't happen again. And it's unclear if

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Speaker 1: her son got to keep any of the dumb dumbs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, she's like, let's order a bouncy house

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Speaker 2: now too.

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Speaker 1: This next Lature story is out of Jonesborough, Georgia. The

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Speaker 1: Clayton County Jail went into lockdown after officers couldn't find

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Speaker 1: a missing inmate who was convicted of murder. Is that

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Speaker 1: worst case scenario?

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's probably pretty bad up there. You're

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Speaker 4: just like, why couldn't have been the shoplifting guy who's here?

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Speaker 1: And they couldn't figure out how he escaped, where he

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Speaker 1: got out, or where he went. Yeah, and for twelve

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Speaker 1: hours they were certain the convict was on the run.

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Speaker 1: That is till the next morning when the local courthouse called,

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Speaker 1: oh okay. Apparently officers had forgotten that they left the

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Speaker 1: convicted murderer in a holding cell there, so they forgot

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Speaker 1: they forgot him at the courthouse and officials were wondering

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Speaker 1: if the jail guards could swing by and pick him

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Speaker 1: up today.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's bad.

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Speaker 1: The holding cells are not meant for overnight states. They

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Speaker 1: only have hard benches, sinks, and toilets, so I'm sure

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Speaker 1: the convict was none too happy. Anyway. There were four

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Speaker 1: officers that were involved, two at the jail and two

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Speaker 3: And all four of them somehow just left him there.

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Speaker 1: Each one assumed that the other had taken the guy back.

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Speaker 4: Like when you forget your kids somewhere. Yeah, about you, Adam.

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Speaker 1: As for the officers on duty who forgot him, they

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Speaker 1: have all been demoted and suspended. No word on if

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Speaker 1: they said sorry to the convicted killer.

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Speaker 4: Probably yeah, probably not.

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Speaker 1: This next stories out of weight loss.

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Speaker 4: Worlds haven't been there in a while.

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Speaker 1: There's a new way to tell if a celebrity is

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Speaker 1: taking ozempic or a similar drug. Apparently it's all in

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Speaker 1: the mouth.

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Speaker 3: Ah, that's a big mouth, which is my license vanity plate.

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Speaker 1: Okay, But a well respected cosmetic dermatologist says stars like

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Speaker 1: Whoopi Goldberg, Sharon Osbourne, and Rebel Wilson are showing signs

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Speaker 1: of ozempic mouth.

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Speaker 4: I saw this. I actually saw a picture of it.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of strange.

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Speaker 1: The quote is many users of ozempic who I know,

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Speaker 1: report noticeable volume loss in the face, which can result

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Speaker 1: in the formation of fine lines, wrinkles, sagging skin, and

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Speaker 1: jowls around the mouth.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, can't we just have one good thing without

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Speaker 3: all the bad things?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Oka, isn't there one easy fix to everything?

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Speaker 4: This makes me look young and hot? Come on.

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Speaker 1: Ironically, people with ozembic mouth are now turning to cosmetic

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Speaker 1: treatments like fillers ye to restore the volume around the

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Speaker 1: mouth area that they lost.

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Speaker 2: We're all gonna look exactly the same. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 2: we're all gonna have fillers and bow to.

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Speaker 3: Can you lose the fat and then put the fat

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Speaker 3: back in? Just to take places?

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Speaker 1: I want this next laser stories out of pet TOPIAW

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Speaker 1: new study looked at the connection between animals and their

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Speaker 1: humans mental well being. Oh and three and five Americans

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Speaker 1: claim their pets have literally saved their lives. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: so maybe it's not that surprising that this stat came

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Speaker 1: out With the study, fifty six percent of pet owners

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Speaker 1: say they would trade years off of their own life

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Speaker 1: to extend their pets life. Spam rainbow, Oh my god, I.

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Speaker 4: Know, but they'd only trade the years that suck at

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Speaker 4: the end.

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, they wouldn't trade the middle primeires.

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Speaker 1: Thirty four percent say they intentionally got a pet to

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Speaker 1: improve their mental health, and for nearly all of them,

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Speaker 1: they say it's working. Ninety five percent of those people

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Speaker 1: say they are better off now with their pet than before.

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Speaker 4: I only know one person who can't stand their dog,

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Speaker 4: and it is I'm like, what do you mean?

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Speaker 3: It's an adorable doodle thing, and she's like, that's exactly

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Speaker 3: the problem.

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Speaker 4: It has so much energy and I can't deal with it.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were out in your husband.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, we love our dog. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: My husband's ready to taxidermy our dog's ear after she

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Speaker 3: passes so that he can still better.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Generally, the average pet makes its owner smile eleven

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Speaker 1: times a day and laugh about nine.

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Speaker 4: I laughed, Well that was weak. I loved two This

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Speaker 4: morning when I got up.

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Speaker 3: She's just being silly, not laying in her bed?

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Speaker 2: Are you not eyeing down?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing?

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Speaker 4: Just like a stick in their mouth and walk it.

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Speaker 2: What do you do?

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Speaker 4: That's what you do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are really so smile eleven times a day.

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Speaker 1: Laugh about nine, but you probably have to triple those

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Speaker 1: numbers when you're talking about our little Green Show mascot.

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Speaker 1: He makes me crack up all the time, especially when

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Speaker 1: I see him trying to put his skinny jeans on

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Speaker 1: without a mirror. Yeah, so darn cute. He's trying to

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Speaker 1: pull it over his shell there. Oh that's not gonna work. God,

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Speaker 1: that sow means Lazer Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on

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Speaker 1: Friday

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning