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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back ow arms.

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Speaker 1: Little mouse speaker text into seven eighty five nine two says,

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Speaker 1: I smell anything that comes out of my body anything.

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Speaker 1: I don't really know. I mean, I guess it's better

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Speaker 1: than eating anything that comes out on this one, I

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Speaker 1: like to look at the bright side of things. That's

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Speaker 1: what we try to do here on the mass Speaker,

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Speaker 1: focus on the positives. And one of our listeners is

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Speaker 1: on the phone ready to eject a confession from her

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Speaker 1: body that we're all gonna huff in and not eat.

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Speaker 1: She's chosen the fake name Monica. Monica, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Ow wow, you may you sound a little ashamed.

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Speaker 1: Son's coming out of her body?

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Speaker 3: Broot it doesn't Maybe it smells good.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to know more about it. Our voice changer

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Speaker 1: is on Monica. You're now the mass speaker and ever

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Speaker 1: ready go ahead tell us your confession.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, are you sure it's ony? Okay? So it's

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Speaker 4: been a dream of mine to go to Costa Rica.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, I will get on that dream, right.

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Speaker 4: I mean, let's go on my job. I'm not making

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Speaker 4: enough money. I'm working my tail off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you take a bus? Okay, you want

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Speaker 1: to fly fancy.

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Speaker 4: So basically, I was searching online for ways to make

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Speaker 4: an extra buck without killing myself. So Reddit had posted

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Speaker 4: this thing online about renting your room for these like

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Speaker 4: photographers to come in, and.

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Speaker 2: I've seen that.

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Speaker 3: I know there's one app called like peer space where

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Speaker 3: you can like literally you just rent a space out

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Speaker 3: and you can use it for a meeting. Like that's

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Speaker 3: how I found in the place, and I threw my

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Speaker 3: husband's birthday party.

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Speaker 4: Off.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting. Yeah, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here's working weird because I work from home and

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Speaker 4: my actual room is okay, it's small, but it's a

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Speaker 4: little on the darker side. But my roommate's room is

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Speaker 4: really like really nice, like the bedroom. Yeah, it's like,

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Speaker 4: you know, without that anthropology feel and nice.

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Speaker 1: I'm intimidated to even go into those stores because they're

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Speaker 1: so nice. Wow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she just knows how to design a room.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good roommate.

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Speaker 4: So basically, you know, I saw this post and I

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Speaker 4: didn't tell my roommate about it, but I took photos

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Speaker 4: of her room and I posted it in response to

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Speaker 4: be fat.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, so you want to rent out your roommate's bedroom.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, so she commutes into the city, so she's

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Speaker 4: gone literally all day.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I wouldn't be cool if I knew strangers

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Speaker 3: were going into my bedroom without my permission.

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Speaker 4: Well I didn't even know that they were going to

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Speaker 4: nibble on this, but they did.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you got it run it out.

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Speaker 1: Someone's interested.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so this photographer responded, and I was just like, okay,

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Speaker 4: let me just try this one time and make the shoot.

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Speaker 4: But the thing is, this particular photographer is like an erotic.

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Speaker 3: Well yeaher be running a bedroom for any other reason,

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Speaker 3: it's going to be like a naked person on her bed.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they're advertising for like a you know, nightstand, and

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Speaker 1: they just need.

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Speaker 2: How erotic is erotic?

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Speaker 4: I mean it's not like they would let me in

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Speaker 4: on it, but it was pretty sexy, like more than

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Speaker 4: just lingerie, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: And this is happening in your roommate's bedroom.

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Speaker 4: In my roommate's bedroom.

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Speaker 3: Are you dying when you realize that that's what they're

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Speaker 3: there for? Like at one point did that realization happen?

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Speaker 4: It was only supposed to be one time, but they were.

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Speaker 2: Really professional and they paid me cash.

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Speaker 4: Like I'm making a like a lot of my.

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Speaker 1: Now, how often are you doing this?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes it's once a week, sometimes it's twice a month.

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Speaker 4: So it's been going on for a while.

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Speaker 3: Someone is going to leave behind like a handcuff or

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Speaker 3: something and after the auto shoes and she's gonna find it.

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Speaker 4: Well, I've go in to make sure and they like,

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Speaker 4: they haven't like left anything behind, sure anything. They're pretty

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Speaker 4: clean and professional and everything.

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Speaker 1: So and I'm sure you could always be like, oh

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Speaker 1: you were drunk last night, you don't remembering the handcuffs?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Oh you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: So you're not cutting in your roommate at all on

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Speaker 1: the deal. No, I mean it's her room, I.

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Speaker 4: Know, but she works and I'm not making as much

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Speaker 4: money as she, and like we're basically the same age.

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Speaker 4: And it's kind of like, well I came up with ideas.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you just sell pictures of your feet like

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Speaker 3: every other normal twenty something that needs money.

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Speaker 4: It's such a.

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Speaker 2: Good gig because you don't have to do it because

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Speaker 2: it's not your bed. So have you met your Costa

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Speaker 2: Rica travel fund goal?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I mean I can travel all of Central America.

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Speaker 1: Wo wow. Okay, and you've never been caught.

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Speaker 4: Well, there was like one time that was kind of

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Speaker 4: close where she left early in the morning and she

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Speaker 4: came back, you know, like an hour at his left

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Speaker 4: site kind of breaked out, like you know, I just

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Speaker 4: kind of told her, oh, yeah, my boyfriend's over and

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Speaker 4: she just needed to charge I say, oh, let me

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Speaker 4: run it, ask you don't worry about it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: It's like I think I can go inside my own

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Speaker 1: room and get my charger.

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Speaker 3: She's gonna get suspicious and put like a ring cam

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Speaker 3: or something in that room, and you are.

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Speaker 2: Going to be screwed.

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Speaker 1: Or she's going to go like see an advertisement somewhere

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Speaker 1: and be like wait a second, like that's my money.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So I'm like I'm guilty, but I'm not that

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Speaker 4: guilty because I feel like I'm compensating her and gifts

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Speaker 4: and thank you and I'm really like I'm always cleaning

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Speaker 4: up the apartment so you know, she never comes home

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Speaker 4: to him as the apartment.

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Speaker 2: Wow wow, ideal roommate. I feel like I could work together,

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Speaker 2: run out like your whole house or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we should runt out the studio. Oh dude,

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Speaker 1: we already got so many stains on this carpet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: can't get any messier than this.

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Speaker 2: What's the photo shoot gonna be for a murder scene? Like,

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Speaker 2: there is nothing that anyone would want to shoot.

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Speaker 1: Let's open it up. Text in the seven eighty five

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Speaker 1: nine two. Do you want to rent out our studio

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Speaker 1: for a few hundred bucks for the hour? Microphone's not included. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Or if you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 1: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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