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Speaker 1: too drunk at a party? Is it like just spewing

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Speaker 1: off what you think? Is it being too reserved? Is

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Speaker 1: it being insecure? What is your disorder? Mine is order.

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Speaker 1: My disorder is order. Everything has to be in order.

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Speaker 1: Everything has to be organized, everything has to be put

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Speaker 1: away immediately. Everything has to be where it's supposed to be.

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Speaker 1: Everybody else has to be a mind reader and remember

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Speaker 1: where I told them it needs to be, and they

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Speaker 1: have to follow the rules of where it all needs

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Speaker 1: to be. Where it goes, where it went, what the

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Speaker 1: process is. Every person that has ever worked for me

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Speaker 1: has changed their entire life and house, and it has

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Speaker 1: become the most organized machine. I saw a picture of

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Speaker 1: William and Kate and the future King George and like

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Speaker 1: when they told him, I've never thought about anything like

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Speaker 1: that in my entire li could you imagine being a

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Speaker 1: child or having the child and like looking down and

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Speaker 1: knowing that your child, your son, is going to be case.

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Speaker 1: It is so Game of Thrones. It is so something

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Speaker 1: you cannot even conceive, like what somebody has to be king?

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Speaker 1: But like it's Prince George, Like how insane is that?

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, it makes you realize why there was

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Speaker 1: some version of some complex with Harry, Like it's unavoidable.

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Speaker 1: It's unavoidable, Like people in your family are like kings

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Speaker 1: and queens. Yes, you're a prince. I mean you're a

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Speaker 1: prince in fairness too, Like that's pretty rare. Also, I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, like what are those discussions? Like how crazy?

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Speaker 1: I guess it's like anything else. I guess it's like

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Speaker 1: running any business. It's just like having a meeting. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you know they're just living their lives right now.

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Speaker 1: Someone brought up that Kate had a wig on, which

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Speaker 1: I was with someone and we saw Kate and a

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Speaker 1: think that she had a wig on or like a

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Speaker 1: big piece, but it seemed like a wig, And I

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Speaker 1: wonder if that means that she is undergoing anything or

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Speaker 1: just that she has to be out all the time.

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Speaker 1: You would fry your hair, if you had to treat

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Speaker 1: your hair, heat your hair, put product in your hair,

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Speaker 1: look like a doll every day. A wig would seem

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Speaker 1: like a very smart idea. Just throw a wig on it, Like,

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Speaker 1: if you have good wigs, put it a wig on,

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Speaker 1: like you're not even damaging your hair. I would love to.

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Speaker 1: I should just like get into wigs. I just think

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Speaker 1: of living in Florida now that might be hot, and

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Speaker 1: is it like you're just throwing it on every day?

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Speaker 1: If I could just like throw on a wig, I

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Speaker 1: think it's the care for them put them on heads,

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Speaker 1: like it seems like a thing. But if you have

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Speaker 1: other people doing it, yeah, I'd be like going to

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Speaker 1: the store just throw a wig on. I think I should.

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Speaker 1: Is there a process? I feel like there is there's

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Speaker 1: like stuff you have to put on and like creams

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Speaker 1: and gels and sticking things together. If there's that, then

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Speaker 1: it's just another problem. If you're just throwing a wig on,

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Speaker 1: like a throwing a shirt on, I'd be all about it.

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Speaker 1: I'm teamwig. Alec Baldwin and Ilaria make me laugh. She's

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Speaker 1: on Dancing with the Stars. I'm intrigued, Like I kind

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Speaker 1: of can't look away from the two of them. They've

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Speaker 1: been teasing it for months with them doing these dances

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Speaker 1: in these ballroom dances, and he's just dancing with her

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Speaker 1: in the driveway and in the Hamptons. I just love

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Speaker 1: that he's like, has seventy five kids, he's a little

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Speaker 1: he's older. We all are older, and they just don't

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Speaker 1: give one fuck. They've been through the fire. They've been

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Speaker 1: I mean, the woman has been canceled for the way

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Speaker 1: she said cone Colomber or whatever she said, cue Colomber.

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Speaker 1: And she's been Spanish. She got to be Spanish. I said,

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Speaker 1: we should give her fucking Spanish citizenship. She put in

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Speaker 1: the time, she put in the work like she deserves it,

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Speaker 1: and the two of them zero point zero fox. I'm

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Speaker 1: such fans for no real like I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what they are, what they do, I don't care. I

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Speaker 1: just want to like watch like every little snippet and

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Speaker 1: she's on Dancing with the Stars and I just am

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Speaker 1: very interested. And then you're gonna get Alec Baldwin in

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Speaker 1: the audience, Like I'm so excited for that. I'm just

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Speaker 1: I'm just in. I'm just all about it. Want to

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