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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Mornings that's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling

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Speaker 1: from corporate HR. Is this Lindsay? Yes, sorry to bother

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Speaker 1: you on your cell phone. Normally I would call you

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Speaker 1: during work hours, but I had a pretty pressing issue

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Speaker 1: though that we needed to get a hold of you about. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what is it? You don't know why I'm calling? Not

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Speaker 1: a single clue, Huh, I don't. I can't really think

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Speaker 1: of anything. Is there did someone say something? No, nobody

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Speaker 1: told me anything directly, but I do know, so I

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Speaker 1: would just be honest with me. We can see everything.

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Speaker 1: Every computer has software installed that I can see every

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Speaker 1: single keystroke any employee uses at any time. Sometimes I

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Speaker 1: just pull it up for fun to see what people

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Speaker 1: type in. I fired a lot of people that way too.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know you had that kind of technology, So yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet you wish you did now, though, guess Lindsay.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Do you think that

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Speaker 1: I was born yesterday? Because I checked my birthday when

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Speaker 1: I woke up this morning and I wasn't. So I

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Speaker 1: think you probably want to tell me what I already know.

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Speaker 1: Please lindsay, look, it wasn't my idea. It was Rebecca's

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Speaker 1: idea and I just went along with it. So it

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Speaker 1: was Rebecca's idea, but it was your hands that did

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Speaker 1: the deed technically, I mean, yes, technically, but it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't just me. It was Rebecca who was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: look have you guys seen the picture of Tommy Lee's

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Speaker 1: That was Rebecca. Excuse me? What what did you just say? Um? Okay, whoa,

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Speaker 1: I'm confused now. Yeah, I called you from Corporate HR

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Speaker 1: because I wanted to talk to you about something that

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Speaker 1: has gone on in the workplace that is not professional

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Speaker 1: at all. And all of a sudden, I'm bombarded with me.

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Speaker 1: I thought that's how you were calling to talk about

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Speaker 1: celebrity John Sizes or something. I don't know. I did

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Speaker 1: not call you to talk about that. I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: to talk about some very unprofessional behavior. And then you

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Speaker 1: just went ahead and drop that right in my face.

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Speaker 1: That's a bad way to say it. Well, I was

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Speaker 1: calling about the ketchup. But now I guess we have

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Speaker 1: to talk about this. What the ketchup that you threw

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Speaker 1: away the other day? Because you don't like ketchup. I've

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Speaker 1: got it on video in the break room. Took a

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Speaker 1: full thing a ketchup, threw it away, very unprofessional. But

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Speaker 1: now look we've got a whole other issue on our hands. So,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, Well, why didn't you say that right away,

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Speaker 1: that it was about the ketchup thing? Why didn't you

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Speaker 1: say that right because I wanted to see if you

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Speaker 1: tell me the truth that you threw away the ketchup,

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Speaker 1: But instead you told me that you're looking at private

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Speaker 1: parts on your work computer with your friends. You made

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Speaker 1: it seemed like you already knew that though, and you

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Speaker 1: made it like it was all dramatic, and so I

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Speaker 1: thought that's what you were talking about, like it was

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Speaker 1: some big deal. Why were you talking about like the

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Speaker 1: keyboard and like the computer tracking and stuff that that

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Speaker 1: had nothing to do with Yeah, no, we don't do

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Speaker 1: that anyway, It had nothing to do with it at all.

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Speaker 1: I was making that up to try to scare you,

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Speaker 1: to get you to tell me about the ketchup. But instead,

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Speaker 1: now I've got to write down in your file you're

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Speaker 1: looking at naked pictures on your computer. And honestly, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I can save your job. Now, I

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Speaker 1: wish we would have just talked about the ketchup. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why you had to bring up nude pictures

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Speaker 1: like that. You made me bring it up. You were

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Speaker 1: talking and you were like getting me to say that,

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Speaker 1: would you I was calling about ketchup? Then why did

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Speaker 1: you talk about the computer stuff? Because I wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: brought that up if I didn't think you already knew well.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have brought up the computer thing to scare

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Speaker 1: you to tell me about the ketchup thing, to get

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Speaker 1: you to tell me about the looking at naked pictures

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Speaker 1: of the internet thing, if you wouldn't have thrown away

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Speaker 1: the ketchup in the first place. Now we're both screwed

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Speaker 1: because I also talk to you about it too, recording this,

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Speaker 1: and I have me talking to an employee about the

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Speaker 1: size of Tommy Lee's bat. So now I'm screwed. Now

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Speaker 1: we're both screwed. It's not my fault. It's not my fault.

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Speaker 1: What are we going to do? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm gonna lose my job. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm going to lose my job. I wasn't trying to

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Speaker 1: talk about that I thought you already knew about it.

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Speaker 1: I was calling about the ketchup. No, and then you

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Speaker 1: should have just said that when you first got on

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Speaker 1: the phone call and instead of ending up talking about

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Speaker 1: naked pictures. This is a very weird call conversation to

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Speaker 1: have with my HR person. It is, and I'm not

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Speaker 1: even an HR person. This is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Store doing a phone prank on you, and that

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Speaker 1: was super weird. What Yeah, your boyfriend Grant set you up.

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Speaker 1: Do not believe you did that. He said that you're

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Speaker 1: super golabal and that you were looking at that stuff

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Speaker 1: on your work computer the other day and he's been

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Speaker 1: messing with you ever since. That'll teach you to look

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Speaker 1: at other than mine. The Jewels Show on demand