WEBVTT - Awkward Tuesday Classic: Invisible Girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>We've all lied to our parents before. Sometimes you have to. Yeah, like, no, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>the chicken wasn't too dry. Yeah, I love the electric

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<v Speaker 1>nose hair tremmer for my birthday. I'm so glad you

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<v Speaker 1>gave me that instead of a car.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I never even wanted to be cool anyway. But some

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<v Speaker 1>lies are bigger than others. And one of our listeners

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<v Speaker 1>today needs our help for that exact reason, because she's

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<v Speaker 1>worried that her brother has been hiding something from her

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<v Speaker 1>entire family for over two years. It's a big secret,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can promise you this, it might lead to

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<v Speaker 1>a huge family blowout if we don't step in right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I love family secrets. Let's step in.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do it. Your awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,

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<v Speaker 1>it's awkward.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I've told you guys countless

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<v Speaker 1>times about how awkward it is to hang out with

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<v Speaker 1>my family. Yeah, hearing about it's one thing. Living it

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<v Speaker 1>is a different experience because just this past weekend, my

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<v Speaker 1>father angrily did dishes for a half hour. Why because

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<v Speaker 1>nobody else was doing them at the time, so he

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<v Speaker 1>was getting his hands wet cursing while violently shoving plates

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<v Speaker 1>into the dishwasher, screaming about how he doesn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get food poisoning again.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, checks out.

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<v Speaker 1>So there just a normal family gathering for the debos,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of our listeners, Lauren, is having your own

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<v Speaker 1>issues with an upcoming family get together, apparently regarding her brother, Lauren,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think maybe your brother wants to hang out

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<v Speaker 1>and do dishes with my dad because it might actually

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<v Speaker 1>solve both of our problems? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I would love that, Okay, I mean, Jeff says that,

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<v Speaker 4>but you know, he was in the other room being like,

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<v Speaker 4>I know he's mad, but I really don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>do him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's like dad came down watching the music.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't judge me enough about my dad and his dishes. Anger.

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<v Speaker 1>What about your brother? What's going on with them?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, So it's rather bizarre because my brother has been

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<v Speaker 6>in a relationship with a girl for about two years now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so they've been together for a while.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah they have, They have two years. Especially for my brother,

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<v Speaker 6>two years is a while because he's always been a

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<v Speaker 6>super career oriented focused guy.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I thought for sure that was not going

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<v Speaker 3>to be followed by a compliment, and it was, well, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought he's gonna use a big loser?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, he's my brother and who'd want to be

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<v Speaker 3>with him?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sister, Some people are like that though they don't

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<v Speaker 1>get into a lot of relationships. Yeah, like me.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>But the issue was that it's been two years and

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<v Speaker 6>we've never met her.

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<v Speaker 3>What oh oh that sketch. That's a long time you've

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<v Speaker 3>never met her.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, he's super secretive about her and like he won't

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<v Speaker 6>tell us or show us photos, like he's showing me

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<v Speaker 6>a couple of polaroids. Polaroid, I mean polaroids. I know

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<v Speaker 6>he's he's vintage. What I think you can put him

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<v Speaker 6>from your phone now?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Do they live in another country or something?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that? What?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, I just they can't be close to you then, right, we.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't live super close. No, But whenever the opportunity for

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<v Speaker 6>us to meet her comes up, all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 6>you either busy or sick, or something's come up, and

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<v Speaker 6>it's you know, it's just getting super weird.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think is happening in this situation? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think he's just ashamed of you and your family?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I thought it was the girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where I went. That's that's why I didn't introduce anybody.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I think there's always this pressure from my parents.

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<v Speaker 6>So when are you going to settle down? You know,

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<v Speaker 6>when are you going to get married and have a family.

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<v Speaker 6>And part of me thinks he may have made her

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<v Speaker 6>up just to get them off his back.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she's real.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, there's a realty.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I had one of those girlfriends for years and that

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of nice.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just someone that you make up just to get

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<v Speaker 1>your parents off your back.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl for fifteen years and thousand and third grade.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you, Sarah's just very shy.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, that would be one thing to make it

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<v Speaker 3>up for your parents because they're putting pressure on you.

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<v Speaker 3>But he would lie to you as well. You think

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<v Speaker 3>you're his own sister about a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I think that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Where you should be cool.

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<v Speaker 6>He might be embarrassed, you know, and I just want

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<v Speaker 6>to let him know that if that's the case, he

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<v Speaker 6>doesn't have to make someone up like he can be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're just going to publicly call him out. I

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<v Speaker 3>like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I am confused. What is it that you want

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<v Speaker 1>to do with your call here. You want to call

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<v Speaker 1>your brother and.

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<v Speaker 6>Say what, I don't know what to say. That's why

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<v Speaker 6>I'm calling you. Like, the big issue is that I

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<v Speaker 6>have to do it this way because my parents said

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<v Speaker 6>that they are going to confront him about it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 6>I want to get to him and get the answers

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<v Speaker 6>before they You.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, it's like a whole family discussion behind his back

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<v Speaker 3>that everyone thinks his girlfriend's fake.

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<v Speaker 6>And I would say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now after two years, You're like, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, single time every years.

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<v Speaker 1>It does kind of geta Are you sure you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want that to happen, just for like the good video

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<v Speaker 1>that you could post.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm trying to save him before things get really

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<v Speaker 6>ugly because there could be a huge fallout.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think about that. Maybe she is really ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>You could be right about that. Is that what she's saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I heard her say she could be really ugly.

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<v Speaker 3>No, things could get really ugly and there could be

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<v Speaker 3>a fallout.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, but it still is a decent theory, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that could be it. We'll find out, We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>play a song, we'll come back, and we'll give you one.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're gonna play a song. We'll come back and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll give you some advice and let you make your

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<v Speaker 1>awkward Tuesday phone call to your brother to find out

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<v Speaker 1>if his girlfriend is real or made up. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do it right after this.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, thank you?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, it's awkward.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Today. We're on a mission,

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<v Speaker 1>a mission to track down the invisible girlfriend. Is she real?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know. This is what we have. We have

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<v Speaker 1>no social media posts of the two of them together,

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<v Speaker 1>no family meetups, and two blurry polaroid photos that have

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<v Speaker 1>been seen at a brother sister get together, along with

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<v Speaker 1>a million excuses for why she can't ever meet the fan.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, maybe she's bigfoot photos.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's my question. If she's invisible, how do we

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<v Speaker 1>know she's not on the phone with us right now? Dana,

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<v Speaker 1>are you here? Blink twice? If you're here, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>here hearing the blinks.

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<v Speaker 5>I prefer that.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, this is a real situation. We're not joking around.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been two years and one of our listeners, Lauren,

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<v Speaker 1>says she has still not met her brother's girlfriend and

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<v Speaker 1>it's becoming a little bit of an issue in their family,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's looking to get ahead of this before her

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<v Speaker 1>parents get involved. What's your advice for Lauren before we

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<v Speaker 1>call her brother.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, the quickest way to bond with your sibling is

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<v Speaker 4>to have a common enemy, and we all know that

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<v Speaker 4>enemy is always your parents.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm right, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So listen, you need to go to him and be like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh my god, you are not going to believe what

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<v Speaker 4>mom and dad are saying behind your back, and I

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<v Speaker 4>don't even know how to respond. Under the bus, Yeah, no, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>throw parents under the bus and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then hopefully he'll come clean and be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Lauren, you liking that.

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<v Speaker 6>I do like that strategy. I do divide and conquered,

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<v Speaker 6>divide parents.

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<v Speaker 1>So throw the parents under the bus. That's option one. Jose,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>I really like what you said towards the end of

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<v Speaker 2>our last phone call, which was you are trying to

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<v Speaker 2>save him, so so he knows like, Hey, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>just being a boss the older sister here. I'm truly

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<v Speaker 2>trying to help, and I think that he'll matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, you don't care if he doesn't have a girlfriend, right, regardless.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, you're the hero here. In fact, call yourself a

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<v Speaker 1>hero when you talk to me. You're gonna save his

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<v Speaker 1>relationship with mom and dad. Are you ready to do this?

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<v Speaker 6>That's all I want for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's sweet. Here we go, family war, family division.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna dial your brother's phone number. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to back away and let you talk to him,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'll jump in when we feel like you need

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<v Speaker 1>a little help.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, sounds good.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Hello, Jake, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, how are you?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good. I didn't know what you call in. Your

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<v Speaker 5>name didn't pop up.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I'm sorry about that. You know, sometimes gotta make

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<v Speaker 6>it a surprise, right, got switch things up?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, listen.

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<v Speaker 6>So the holidays are right around the.

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<v Speaker 7>Corner, right, yeah, yeah, Mom and dad are really excited

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<v Speaker 7>to get together as always, and they keep after me

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<v Speaker 7>if we're gonna get to me Kana.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, Well, I don't know. I mean, she's got a

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<v Speaker 5>lot on our plate right now. So I'm I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>sure if you'll have time.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, maybe you're joking, right, What do you mean

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<v Speaker 6>he's not gonna have time. It's yeah, it's been over

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<v Speaker 6>two years now, Jake, we haven't met her.

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<v Speaker 5>Well yeah, I mean, I'm sorry, but timing's been off.

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<v Speaker 5>Just hasn't been the right time.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, Jake, timing's always been off. It's just is

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<v Speaker 6>there something else going on?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what to tell you. I mean, she's

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<v Speaker 5>just not ready, is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Dad?

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<v Speaker 6>Cream cheese and rantam because trust to me, I get it.

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<v Speaker 5>No, there's nothing to do with that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I'm your big sister, and mom and dad have

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<v Speaker 6>been talking about this to me and I hate that.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not good.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, so what I mean, it's not their business. I

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<v Speaker 5>mean they can talk about it, it's not to me.

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<v Speaker 6>They think you're hiding something, Jake. And to be honest

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<v Speaker 6>at this point, I kind of do too. Oh come on, Jake,

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<v Speaker 6>just be honest. Okay, that she exists?

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<v Speaker 5>Is she real?

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<v Speaker 6>Is they not a real person? Because it's okay if

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<v Speaker 6>she's not, like I guess the pressure I was there

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<v Speaker 6>too before. I'm at Cooper.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, she's real. I've already told you that. And honestly,

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<v Speaker 5>that's crazy that you think I'm lying about it. It's

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<v Speaker 5>kind of why what am.

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<v Speaker 6>I supposed to think? What am I supposed to think?

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<v Speaker 6>There's no social media posts. I come over to your

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<v Speaker 6>house and there's a few blurry polaroids.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 6>It's it's just it's it's weird.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I mean, I get it, but I can't do

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<v Speaker 5>anything about it. She's not ready. We're not ready. It's

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<v Speaker 5>just not the time.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you mean, We're not ready? Not ready for what?

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<v Speaker 6>It's been two years?

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<v Speaker 5>Fine, we're not ready because Dana is her real name?

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<v Speaker 6>What are you talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>The real name is Claire and you know her.

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<v Speaker 6>What are you talking about right now? I don't I

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<v Speaker 6>don't understand.

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<v Speaker 5>It's it's our stepsister. Okay? What that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>Jake?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey what hey man? You're need a second over here?

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<v Speaker 6>My name is jeffreaking out.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, Jake.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on a radio show right now. What don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a lot of people listen to us, just a

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<v Speaker 1>few million. But it is interesting to hear this. We

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<v Speaker 1>we know a lot about some of your story from

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<v Speaker 1>your sister.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you serious? It's Claire?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Please tell me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like an adult stepsister, like you didn't grow up together?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you grow up together?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we were like thirteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're basically adults teenagers. Yeah, well, in the Jewish tradition,

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen is adults. And I don't know what your religion is,

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<v Speaker 1>but since you celebrate Christmas, it's probably not your stepsister, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 5>Lauren, I knew you'd react like this. This is why

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<v Speaker 5>I don't tell you guys stuff. I mean, everyone is dutchmental.

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<v Speaker 1>This really does make a lot of sense.

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<v Speaker 6>That's not normal, Jake, that's not normal.

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<v Speaker 5>Why not? It's not like we're blood related. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 6>Happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Did this happen at at like another family holiday event?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 7>Do you know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Brook wants to take notes so she can make it

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<v Speaker 1>happen for the organize it.

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<v Speaker 5>It happened way after our teenage years. I never thought

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<v Speaker 5>this would happen. I just I don't know. We ended

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<v Speaker 5>up hanging out and the notes and started falling for

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<v Speaker 5>each other. I like her. I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>care that point.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, when we're.

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<v Speaker 3>Talking about your mom and dad, is it your mom

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<v Speaker 3>and stepdad that we're talking like? Oh my, there's like

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of family dynamics here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we can have at least acknowledge there's no blood relation.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, with her in high school. I lived with her

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<v Speaker 6>in high school. You can't hate her.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's great, so that way, you've already met That

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<v Speaker 1>was what the whole problem was. He said that you

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<v Speaker 1>never met her so you know her.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, you should be happy because you have already

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<v Speaker 5>met her and she's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't she already at your family holiday stuff? You guys

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<v Speaker 3>just aren't acting like a couple.

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<v Speaker 5>During it, Like, what is exactly? I mean, that's why

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't made a big announce that she's already there.

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<v Speaker 6>So what do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>You have to wait until you guys get engaged to

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<v Speaker 2>tell us break up?

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<v Speaker 1>What exactly was the plan here, Jake? Like when were

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<v Speaker 1>you going to come forward and say what your relationship was?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, this is the issue. I mean I get it,

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<v Speaker 5>Like I know that it's maybe not the most normal thing,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, to be attracted to your stepsister, but I

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<v Speaker 5>just know I can't. I can't ignore my feelings with me,

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<v Speaker 5>can she?

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<v Speaker 6>I Mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, we are a show that's all about love, right Brooke.

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<v Speaker 1>Love is love and you have to.

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<v Speaker 4>Support this it But like the shock and if you

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<v Speaker 4>were going to pull the band aid off. It would

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<v Speaker 4>have helped, like two years ago. Now you have created

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<v Speaker 4>all of this for two years.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to be upset that he didn't say anything before.

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<v Speaker 3>And they're both they're both in the same room while

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<v Speaker 3>people are asking him about girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, be honest, you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever sneak away though, And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine it's like, oh, I know all those family

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<v Speaker 1>vacations against are.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, so now you guys get it right, Like why

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<v Speaker 5>I have not totally?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Oh, I can kind of understand why that would

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<v Speaker 1>be difficult to tell mom and dad text I would

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<v Speaker 1>have deleted it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I never thought I would say this, But maybe

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<v Speaker 6>it's better not to tell mom and dad. And I'm

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<v Speaker 6>going to cross my fingers and hope you break up

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<v Speaker 6>by that.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like she'll tell them for you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not going to be horrible. Then if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>tell him, then we can maybe even do closure call

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<v Speaker 1>coming up or a second date update in the future

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<v Speaker 1>like parents, No with Jake and his stepsister. Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the content that keeps on giving. That's what the segment

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<v Speaker 1>is all about.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't we just do a phone tap on the

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<v Speaker 2>parents and see how they react and at.

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<v Speaker 1>The end we can go. It's a new recurring segment

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<v Speaker 1>that we need.

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<v Speaker 3>I like it. Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning