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Speaker 1: My husband chose a video game over me on our

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Speaker 1: wedding night. Should I divorce him?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it Yeah, but Sophia, so there's GTA six. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I might not be aware, but it is a It

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Speaker 3: is a monumental I mean, fifteen years in the making.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fifteen years in the making. It drops the wedding night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the husband going to do but walk in

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Speaker 3: with his boys and me like, babe, we gotta push

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Speaker 3: it another day, one more day.

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Speaker 1: I need to here we go. Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Harry Potter seven, The Deathly Hallows drops, the movie the book.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: Imagine, Sofia, Sofia, imagine a world, imagine where you are

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Speaker 3: about to get married. But then, in an alternate timeline, JK.

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Speaker 3: Rowling is like, yo, I'm dropping Deathly Hollows. Surprise drop

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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 1: Boom.

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Speaker 3: They like she announces it the day before your wedding,

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Speaker 3: and you're like, dang.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't support Jake your rolling.

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Speaker 3: But this is back in two thousand and seven, aware

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Speaker 3: no one knew exact when nobody knew.

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Speaker 1: What's something you like?

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Speaker 4: I feel like we can do Pretty Jackson Prey Percy

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Speaker 4: Jackson even back also, I was six.

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Speaker 2: In this alternate.

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Speaker 3: Timeline, you are you've reached the age where you found

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I've reached the age.

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Speaker 4: I'm not perfectly Jackson and Percy Jackson, the totality.

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Speaker 1: The last thing ever is dropping the book. The book.

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Speaker 3: So it's like, the actual storyline is done. What do

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Speaker 3: you do the actual do you read it?

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Speaker 4: I don't think I do.

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Speaker 1: Absolute absolutely congratulations.

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Speaker 2: I was. I had to like go into the you

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Speaker 1: I saw you and you can see the.

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Speaker 3: Wormhole into the alternate timeline. You lived that experience and

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Speaker 3: came out the other side. Thank you for that, and

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Speaker 3: also thank you to Op for submitting this because this

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Speaker 3: send it in.

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Speaker 1: We love reading them. Or you can call for seven

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Speaker 4: I got it for for seven three fives, hope for out,

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Speaker 1: Call that number.

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Speaker 2: Editors together.

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Speaker 3: I love no editor leave it exactly as I was

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Speaker 1: All right, this comes from Kiddy mccafface from me. Ye,

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Speaker 1: that makes we've got a per good story coming up.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, sorry for my funds.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so hey, I was hoping some of you could

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Speaker 3: scoot some advice this way. Well we can or a

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Speaker 3: little background. He thirty male. I'm assuming the fiance.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't even deserve.

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Speaker 3: He must not be named, and I twenty nine female

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Speaker 1: But it's whatever.

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Speaker 3: When we dated in high school, I'd go to his

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Speaker 3: like on the surface can see and like just like

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Speaker 4: I watch video games. Yeah, it's like my primary YouTube content.

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Speaker 1: There we go. I get it. I get it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So if you like it, it just depends on

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Speaker 1: Is it your thing? Was just funny commentary commentary? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Now I'm imagining that's so Sophia is just playing video games.

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Speaker 3: Next time we play Mario Mario Adventure Mario Party, Mario Party.

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Speaker 4: Play playing Minecraft and it's just silent for twenty minutes ago.

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Speaker 2: I really want to comment. Yeah, call video games suggestions.

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Speaker 4: I have Minecraft and I have a switch.

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Speaker 2: We can also play Steam games.

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Speaker 3: I do play I do have a PlayStation. But so

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Speaker 3: that's okay. We don't talk about it. We had our adventures.

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Speaker 1: Went on dates and would just hang out. Life was good.

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Speaker 3: As of now, we've been together for eleven years, off

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Speaker 3: eleven eleven. No way, Op, you're part of the okay fam,

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Speaker 3: do it? Do it for the loar.

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Speaker 4: I think they already got married.

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Speaker 1: We do your wedding and do it on this November. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. As of now, we've been together for eleven years,

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Speaker 3: off and on. The military has not been kind to him.

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Speaker 3: a good career. We homeschool. Things are generally awesome. We

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Speaker 3: Nice dates are far less frequent. We don't trust babysitters.

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Speaker 3: But it's all good part of it, you know.

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Speaker 4: I just realized that this is about of them getting married,

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Speaker 1: Like, nope, we're not married yet. I forgot. We get there,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and they will be getting married, so they won't

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Speaker 2: But it hasn't happened yet.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna no, we're gonna make them do eleven eleven.

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Speaker 3: You're going to cancel whatever wedding you got going on. Divorce,

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, divorce. There we go, divorce, divorce, divorce,

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Speaker 3: wors divorce, and then get remarried at eleven eleven. That please,

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Speaker 3: thank you. There's always been this one thing we get

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Speaker 2: Oh that's time with your wife.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on bro. It's been an ongoing issue for years.

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Speaker 1: I'll bring it up. He gets upset, I'm upset. We

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Speaker 3: Then he backs off the games for a while. It

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's heartbreaking.

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Speaker 3: Well, we got married last Friday. No, okay, under the

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Speaker 1: When was this posted two months ago?

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Speaker 5: Months ago October thirty first got you?

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's only a couple of days off. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Couple weeks off?

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Speaker 3: And are you talking about what altern tournative timeline are

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Speaker 3: you in right now? The ceremony was small and cut

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Speaker 2: Oh that's good.

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Speaker 3: And before anyone asked, we waited till we were done

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Speaker 3: having babies because Medicaid pays for babies.

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Speaker 1: P I care not so much. Come time for bed

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Speaker 4: It's going to be great, right, sun Shine and Roses.

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Speaker 4: She's not going to go to bed on her wedding

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Speaker 1: No, it's going to be terrible. I am alone again. Yikes.

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Speaker 1: Riley through up, through up the classic.

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Speaker 4: Changing up the the meaning, the meaning, the double entendre.

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Speaker 3: Now he's up playing the new forty K game, not

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Speaker 4: Come on, like, that's not even like, what is that

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Speaker 1: Forty forty I don't know. It was weird.

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Speaker 2: It was lame, kind like a lame game.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard of this forty K in the whole life.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: The Warhammer.

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Speaker 5: It's a miniature war game produced by Games Workshop. It

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Speaker 5: is the most popular miniature war game in the world.

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Speaker 1: It's popular miniature war game.

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Speaker 4: The only games that I would be like, even even

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Speaker 4: Like I would still be like that stocks yeah, cool game,

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Speaker 1: What about Lego Star Wars.

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Speaker 4: I do love Lego Star Wars. I do?

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Speaker 2: I do love me some Lego Star Wars.

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Speaker 1: On your wedding night.

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Speaker 4: On my wedding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'll get her in on it.

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Speaker 6: Do a game that you can both play exactly.

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Speaker 1: I'll only play games that multiple people can play.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 1: What if he's uh, he's got to oh, here we go,

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Speaker 1: Here we go? Righty.

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Speaker 3: He has been secretly training for a forty K World Championship,

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Speaker 3: the prize one million dollars, but he's been sworn to

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Speaker 3: secrecy by his his aiming his esports league. He cannot

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. Here's another one.

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Speaker 5: A million dollars or a priceless intimate moment your choice,

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Speaker 5: searn and I think I know what he's gonna choose.

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Speaker 1: A million seconds with my beautiful wife. Ah got me,

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Speaker 1: you fool. I'm gonna back you up too. I will

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Speaker 1: make money elsewhere.

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Speaker 4: Would you rather have one million dollars and never have

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Speaker 4: a beautiful intimate moment in your life again? Or have

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Speaker 4: as many beautiful intimate moments as you want and no

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Speaker 4: one million.

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Speaker 1: Dollars and you can't earn a million dollars.

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Speaker 2: You can, you just don't get it that moment.

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Speaker 5: Well, if you have a ton of intimate moments, you

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Speaker 5: can get a million dollars that way.

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Speaker 2: It's not really an intimate moment.

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Speaker 1: Then, Hey, that's not. That's not what his fans.

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Speaker 4: Say, the intimate moment between me and my six hundred thousand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not.

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Speaker 3: That's not what his followers aka the protein heads are saying.

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Speaker 1: Have an okay story time? Yeah after this one? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Is there more?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's more. Apparently there there is more. There is more.

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Speaker 3: Let me get back to this. So we are transported back.

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Speaker 3: The husband is playing forty K on the wedding night.

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Speaker 3: I I'm just waiting for him. I didn't want to fight,

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Speaker 1: Not, would not.

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Speaker 2: I would not be over that.

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Speaker 1: In fact, it's been hurting. Worse.

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Speaker 3: Of all the nights he left me alone, our wedding

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Speaker 1: From the controller.

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Speaker 4: Gamer rose are crazy. Gamers are too much.

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Speaker 1: Too much.

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Speaker 2: It's like an addiction.

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Speaker 1: It literally is. It is an addiction, for sure, which

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Speaker 3: I brought it up to him today, told him how

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Speaker 1: His response, he gamed tragically hilarious. He fell asleep.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: While I was pouring my heart out to him, he

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Speaker 6: Wait wait, whoa whoa whoa?

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Speaker 2: Hold on, I didn't understand this.

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Speaker 4: She was talking to him, and he started snoring.

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Speaker 3: These stories are wise, babe, Babe, I've been staying up

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Speaker 3: I've been up so late after you go to bed

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Speaker 4: It?

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Speaker 1: Gotta do it? No exaggeration. He literally went to sleep.

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Speaker 3: I started crying and told him to get up and

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Speaker 4: So so she came to him, said, hey, I was

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Speaker 4: And then he fell asleep in the middle of the conversation.

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Speaker 3: Literally like bro literally said I've caught up in my sleep.

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Speaker 4: He said, the only reason I'm giving you any time

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Speaker 1: You do not deserve this.

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Speaker 4: We're a soon okay.

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Speaker 2: O P fan, Yes, okay, OP fans do not deserve this.

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Speaker 3: No, no, they never never. You deserve the best in

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Speaker 3: the freaking world.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Also kitting cat face also the.

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Speaker 3: Best like tag we've had's tag You're cool perfect.

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Speaker 1: This guy's lame.

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Speaker 3: Mary, all of us we will be your husband. Okay,

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Speaker 3: me too, Yeah, yeah, you're all just kidding, honest Okay,

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Speaker 3: I called for a shift, Oh god, oh dear, No, no.

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Speaker 5: Like taking care of the kids and stuff, not like oh.

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Speaker 3: I just riley put the sign for yourself. Put the

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Speaker 1: They need to they need I don't want that.

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Speaker 5: I just wanted the kids to have a nice drive,

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Speaker 1: Ye that fatherly figure.

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Speaker 4: I'll cook you dinner, Riley will babysit for you, and

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Speaker 4: John will play video.

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Speaker 1: Games with you. Yeah, with you.

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Speaker 5: You can be intimate. With Sam, we'll pimp him out.

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Speaker 8: Yeah no, no, we can't make sex jokes, do the okay,

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Speaker 8: the healthy relationship where we can all marry to her.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, podcast marries you. That's a super healthy dynamic.

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Speaker 4: Wait, this is like this anime is where it's like,

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Speaker 1: Like the they marry the viewer. I haven't seen that.

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Speaker 4: This doesn't even relate, but I'm thinking of that. What

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Speaker 4: I haven't seen it. But it's like this one anime

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Speaker 2: But has like the face of a prince. My my

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie not making the connection, but I

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Speaker 1: It's a connection.

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Speaker 5: There are people like you out there. That are making

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Speaker 4: You've made I've seen it, but I don't know what

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Speaker 4: My podcast host like reminded me of like an anime title,

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Speaker 2: That made me think of my horse friend. I don't

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Speaker 3: The free association is free associating like we love it,

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Speaker 1: Instant rage.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm sitting here at my desk typing this up,

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Speaker 3: contemplating how bad do we really need this console JK

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Speaker 1: What do I do?

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Speaker 3: If anyone wants to do the divorce chant, that's fine,

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Speaker 3: thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it's fun loll but I won't leave

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Speaker 2: This, okay. I mean it's your choice.

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Speaker 1: Is your choice, your choice.

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Speaker 4: And you seem like you are a capable, capable of

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Speaker 3: I think the husband's I think you need to go

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Speaker 3: to a husband, like you need to do something about this.

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Speaker 2: Something needs to change. I can't keep having this fight.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and like, yeah, fix it.

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Speaker 1: It's egregious. Fix it. That's it.

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Speaker 4: Those are three like crazy stories, crazy weddings, crazy stories,

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Speaker 4: crazy crazy crazy Riley.

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Speaker 3: Riley really stepped up to the plate on this one, yeah,

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Speaker 3: and absolutely swung it delivered.

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Speaker 5: I found these this morning. I didn't like the one

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Speaker 1: She was a catalyst of this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this was all me, guys.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Riley gets no credit. There we go. That's how

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Speaker 1: I like it.

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Speaker 7: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives.

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Speaker 1: Time for okop relash.

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Speaker 7: Today up by taking out my school security system.

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Speaker 3: I love, I love. You know, it's like a hike

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Speaker 3: giving it to the authorities, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I feel like this guy's like the guy in the chair.

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Speaker 3: You know, Hey, Roger, make sure to take down that

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Speaker 3: security system.

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Speaker 1: I am on it. I am the nerd And you're.

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Speaker 7: Like it was going to taste Typing's like I'm entering

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Speaker 7: the matrix thirty down and it has that graphic that's

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Speaker 7: like totally not what coders have, but it's like it's

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Speaker 7: like breaching sixty.

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Speaker 1: Red red alert, red alert rad alert. We have been hacked.

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Speaker 7: Hackers coming in It says like hacked, hacked hack. I'm

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Speaker 7: currently a geology cost typing this story. After being in

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Speaker 7: of paper tape to what I thought was a security

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Speaker 7: camera and six three, all right, we get your tall.

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Speaker 7: Decided I would help out my janner by jumping up

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Speaker 7: day during passing period. In my entire class, who has

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Speaker 7: to get it.

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Speaker 1: Classic high school things.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like like the board or whatever I used

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Speaker 7: Well, today, for some reason, I was really hyped and

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Speaker 7: I fully sprinted and got the piece of paper in

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Speaker 1: Guess someone took the camera after he put it down,

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Speaker 7: After me and the guard got the camera from the

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Speaker 7: the camera is a motion sensor that is go to

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Speaker 7: one thousand dollars to repair.

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Speaker 1: I yeeh baby.

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Speaker 7: But what I also found out is that the security

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Speaker 1: That is a great analogy.

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Speaker 7: But let me say my school is separated in five

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Speaker 7: one I accidentally took down. While in the office. My

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Speaker 7: when I get home, either my mom is killing me

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Speaker 7: I redact that statement. After all is said and done,

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Speaker 7: but I still got close to one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Fine, dang, what if he intentionally did it and just

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he's like actually stealing something. What was that trend

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Speaker 7: on TikTok. It was like the devious lick trend where

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Speaker 1: Do you hear about that?

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Speaker 7: No, it was like this massive trend in middle school

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Speaker 7: or like the doors of the stalls, and it was

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Speaker 1: Like everyone knew what they were doing.

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Speaker 3: If only, if only we were in tick, if only

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Speaker 1: That's right,