WEBVTT - Thank You for Adopting Mr. Snuggles

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie wants to play a phone tap on her sister Stacy.

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<v Speaker 1>So Stacy does not like cats, and Leslie said, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I just adopted a cat for you, so I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to call from the cat adoption agent. It is not

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<v Speaker 1>a good idea, it's a great idea. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>perfect idea. Okay, here we go, Garrett's phone tap, let's

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<v Speaker 1>listen it. Hello, Hi, Stacy. My name is Randy Taylor.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to extend this paw of a lifetime to

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<v Speaker 1>you today. I see that you have signed up for

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<v Speaker 1>a cat adoption and we are very excited that you

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<v Speaker 1>have chosen to bring one of our felines into your home.

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<v Speaker 1>So we'd like to thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can stop right there. You're the wrong number.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is Stacy Couric who lives at Street. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you get my address? First ball?

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<v Speaker 3>The second of all, I'm not a cat person.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an animal person.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no way adopted.

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<v Speaker 1>We had our team over at the Westfield mall the

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<v Speaker 1>other day and we have your name on the list

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<v Speaker 1>and we were wondering when would be a good time

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<v Speaker 1>to drop off mister snuggles.

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<v Speaker 2>How about never.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not an animal person. I'm very clean. I have allergies.

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<v Speaker 3>I have asthma.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very serious.

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<v Speaker 3>It cannot have animals around well if you really like them,

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<v Speaker 3>To be honest, I don't think that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they're that cute.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's the case, we have some hairless cats that

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<v Speaker 1>we could help you out with that that do need

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<v Speaker 1>homes as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I said no, no cat, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello Stacey, it's me Rany Taylor again.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>I said no, and I meant no. I don't even

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<v Speaker 3>like animals.

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<v Speaker 1>Our feline friends might seem self sufficient, but they need

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<v Speaker 1>love to.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you reading a recording or something?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, this is no recording. This is this is

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<v Speaker 1>coming from my heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Ask.

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<v Speaker 3>I do not like cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Some cats have nine livees.

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<v Speaker 2>But you you please get off the phone and don't

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<v Speaker 2>call me again and don't bring me any cats.

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<v Speaker 1>For hundreds of others some have some have come too late.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, I'm very busy. You're interesting me. I hate animals.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate this damn song.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate you, and I say that commercial. I know

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<v Speaker 3>what you're doing, and I'm not impressed because I have

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<v Speaker 3>no soul. Are you happy?

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna let her sit with it for a few minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll have you call her back and see how

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<v Speaker 1>she's doing.

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<v Speaker 3>OK, kid, Im where to God?

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<v Speaker 2>I call you top, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa say hello, Stacy?

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<v Speaker 1>Callise, it's Leslie. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you sign me up for a cat?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>My god?

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<v Speaker 3>I totally forgot to tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not It's just like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was one of those things.

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<v Speaker 3>We were at the mall and I fell along with

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<v Speaker 3>this cat. But Rick doesn't want me to have another cat,

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<v Speaker 3>so I put your name on im.

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<v Speaker 2>You know I hate cats, you know, but weed, do

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<v Speaker 2>you see this cat?

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<v Speaker 1>He's super sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like really fuffy in his face, but a little smush.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my nightmare.

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<v Speaker 2>I got this for you because I know that you're

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<v Speaker 2>having a hard team dating and you sound really man.

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<v Speaker 2>My cat is not a man. I don't like cats.

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<v Speaker 3>I like man.

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<v Speaker 2>And now you know what, maybe I last night, Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>that's why she's fired and running behind and you're not

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<v Speaker 2>helping me.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you sound a little stressed out, so strapped out,

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<v Speaker 3>stripped out?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Stacy, Well, is it. My name's garrethrom Almos Duran

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning Show. And you's got phone tap by

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<v Speaker 1>your sister.

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<v Speaker 3>You a little bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>That was not funny. You think you're so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis or the phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show.