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Speaker 2: I know you guys don't know Margaret, But guess who's

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Speaker 2: about to canon ball back into the dating pool. You

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Speaker 2: have her friend set her up for a prank phone

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Speaker 2: call today because she signed up for a few different

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Speaker 2: singles events. And look, if you think the male dating

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Speaker 2: scene is full of losers and weirdos and creepers, you'd

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Speaker 2: be wrong. The ones we have set up for her

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Speaker 2: to meet today are way, way worse than that. It's

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Speaker 2: a rapid fire speed dating disaster in your brand new

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Speaker 2: phone tab right now.

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Speaker 1: It's another weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is

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Speaker 1: this Margaret?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Denise. Listen, this is Denise. Are knocking

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Speaker 4: and I'm calling from singles.

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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, like, are you running.

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Speaker 4: A little bit late? Are you in a garage?

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Speaker 5: Where are you?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry? What what is it about?

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Speaker 4: Are you in the parking garage. Maybe you got lost.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: No, I am I'm not supposed to be anywhere right now.

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Speaker 4: You've got to be kidding me.

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Speaker 3: Do you right? Number? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so. You're Margaret right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: But do you remember last week Tavern's Happy? How were

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Speaker 4: you signed up for speed dating service?

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Speaker 3: Uh? I mean I remember putting my name down with

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Speaker 3: some coworkers for fun, But like, no one.

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Speaker 4: Where are you?

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Speaker 3: No one ever told me anything about a specific time

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Speaker 3: or port. Wait?

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Speaker 4: Stay over there, please, God, I'm in a level with

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Speaker 4: you here. I'm new, and I've got a room full

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Speaker 4: of dudes and no ladies. Real sausage fest over here.

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Speaker 4: And I'm gonna lose my job if i don't have

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Speaker 4: at least one woman to participate in this.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm and I can't like drive to where

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Speaker 3: you are right now. I'm at lunch And it's fine.

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Speaker 4: It's fine. You don't need to drive. You don't need

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Speaker 4: to drive, as long as you're willing to do it

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Speaker 4: over the phone and just meet eligible bachelor's. That would

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Speaker 4: be amazing.

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Speaker 3: No, and I will get fired.

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Speaker 4: You will save my butt. Hey guys, Hey guys, we

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Speaker 4: have what a woman? All right, Bachelor number one, here

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Speaker 4: we go.

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Speaker 3: I didn't agree to this.

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Speaker 6: Oh Jaez, they says Rolando, and I have been listening.

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Speaker 6: Did you speak?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 6: Your voice sounds like an angel of all of the angels,

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Speaker 6: Like if there was a haven above the havens, your

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Speaker 6: voice would be the first thing people would hear when

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Speaker 6: they entered the barely gates.

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Speaker 3: Uh? Can you put the lady back on the phone

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Speaker 3: to her?

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Speaker 6: If I were to guess how you smell, I would

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Speaker 6: say it's like a mixture of banola and the finest

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Speaker 6: are agenda all the world.

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Speaker 3: Do you think I smell like fish and vanilla?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 4: J oh, I'm sorry, that's your time.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, we have to try to get through everybody. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm not doing this. I don't I don't want to

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Speaker 3: be doing this right now.

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Speaker 4: Just wait till you meet Bachelor number two.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Margot, my name is Alan Wintubaden.

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Speaker 5: Good God.

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Speaker 3: How old are you.

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Speaker 2: And why are you into older men?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 3: Not your age, grandpa.

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Speaker 6: Let me ask you something, sweetie.

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Speaker 2: When's the last time you changed the daper?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I don't need it. It's it's just a king Kumaan.

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Speaker 4: Wow, it, that's it.

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Speaker 6: That's it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So okay, listen.

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Speaker 4: I know he's old, but apparently he's got money.

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Speaker 3: You're not listening like I can't.

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Speaker 4: We'll try Bachelor number three.

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Speaker 1: Bachelor number three O me.

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Speaker 6: Name's Frank, but Mike's cloth not interested. I'd like to

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Speaker 6: get to know you, but you can't ask me any

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Speaker 6: questions or that's classified information. I can't tell you anything

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Speaker 6: about my past or what I've done, but I will.

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Speaker 5: Say I'm closer than you think.

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Speaker 3: Don't That doesn't sound sketchy at all.

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Speaker 4: Thank you over, Thank you gol number three.

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Speaker 3: Where did you find these people?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 4: Were you into bad boys? Like you mean?

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Speaker 3: Psychopaths? No, I'm not really up for dating someone who's

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Speaker 3: criminal record.

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Speaker 6: That's classified.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, thank you number four again.

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Speaker 4: No, Alan, I said, don't sit down, your hip's got hurt.

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Speaker 5: Well. Hello, my name is Steady Eddie. Oh my first

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Speaker 5: b dating event exactly, my first date ever.

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Speaker 3: This is my last dating event.

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Speaker 5: I don't have a lot of time. I like a

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Speaker 5: granola and long walks on the beach, well, actually short

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Speaker 5: walks on the beach because sometimes I get sand in

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Speaker 5: my socks. All right, thank you, My Mom told me

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Speaker 5: I can't do that anymore. And sometime one time I

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Speaker 5: found a seashell in there.

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Speaker 4: You're done? You wow, save the best for last? There

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Speaker 4: for you didn't we.

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Speaker 3: Are you hearing what they're saying?

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Speaker 5: I know, I know?

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Speaker 4: So which one are you gonna choose? I don't envy

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Speaker 4: you having to make this choice?

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me think about it. None of them?

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Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I can't accept that answer. Your best friend

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Speaker 4: Caroline said that at the end of this you had

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Speaker 4: to pick one.

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Because she's the one that set you up for a

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Speaker 4: prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: This was a time I came here for real.

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute, I thought you were my girlfriend?

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Speaker 4: Say it, Jeffrey, were doing at tup on you?

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Speaker 2: Marjorie?

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Speaker 3: Oh god, I swear to god, I was gonna freak out,

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Speaker 3: like what is happening?

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Speaker 4: Caroline said, your newly sickle and she just wanted to

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Speaker 4: welcome you to the daily life.

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Speaker 3: That was the most terrifying experience I've ever had in

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Speaker 3: my life.

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Speaker 4: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: On the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning