1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Can we 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:21,280 Speaker 1: all agree everybody's rent is too damn high? Yeah? Absolutely? 7 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: And while people like Brooke just laugh at the poor 8 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 1: and collect their paychecks, shoot, they would try anything to 9 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,520 Speaker 1: get it lowered. But let's say you had a chance 10 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 1: to get one month free rent money. Most of us 11 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: would jump at that opportunity, asking how do I do it? Totally? 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 1: So that's what I do. In today's call. I offer 13 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 1: one lady thirty days rent free with just one tiny 14 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 1: little catch. I was just gonna say, you'll find out 15 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: what it is in your phone tap right now. It's 16 00:00:55,680 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 1: another taps on the twenties. I'm moving. Hello. So then 17 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: I told her when I turned my head the other way, 18 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: I can actually smell the ocean. Hello. Hello, Oh oh sorry, Um, 19 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: this is Jeremy. I'm the assistant property manager for Coole Apartments. 20 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: Is this Maddie who lives in thirteen oh one. Yeah, 21 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 1: this is she. Hey Maddie, nice to meet you him. 22 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: What were you just talking about. I don't think I understood. 23 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 1: Oh no, I was just saying a joke to you know, 24 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,399 Speaker 1: it's not important. The reason I'm calling is because the 25 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,839 Speaker 1: manager wanted me to reach out to all the tenants 26 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 1: here because they're doing a contest where we're going to 27 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: give away a free month off of rent. Oh yeah, okay, 28 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 1: whole month of rent for free. Pretty cool. Huh, that 29 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 1: would be pretty awesome. And so we're signing it up 30 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: like a big contest. Okay, so what's the contest. Well, 31 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: each tenant has to submit their sexiest photo to my 32 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: cell phone number. I'm just kidding. That's a joke, you know, 33 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:13,640 Speaker 1: unless you want to do that. Yeah, no, okay, got you. Now. 34 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: The real contest, it's a scavenger hunt around the complex. 35 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: Whoever can find the items and accomplish the tasks first wins. 36 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: All right. I mean, I rent pretty expensive, so I 37 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 1: hear you. So can I just tell you about the 38 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: first two challenges? Okay, Somewhere in the maintenance room, you'll 39 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 1: have to go down there and find a wrench or 40 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,839 Speaker 1: maybe a set of wrenches okay, okay, and then you'll 41 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 1: have to bring those wrenches up to apartment twelve eighty 42 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: four where missus Wasserly lives. Then you'll go into her 43 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 1: bathroom and fix her clog sink. You just want me 44 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: to fix her plumbing. That's right, and I hear it's 45 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: pretty bad, so good luck with it. I guess I 46 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:01,359 Speaker 1: don't understand how this is like a contact. It kind 47 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 1: of sounds like a job for maintenance. Well yeah, normally 48 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: it would be. But that's just how we're setting up 49 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 1: this challenge. What let me just tell you about the 50 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: second part. There's an air conditioning unit up on the 51 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: roof and I cannot figure out how to get the 52 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 1: auxiliary fan going. So what so you are going to 53 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: want to go up there. You might want to bring 54 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: your phone with you, maybe google it, or if you 55 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: have to call the manufacturer and just have them walk 56 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: you through it. Okay, So again to do that challenge 57 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 1: too complete? It seems like work, like you're wanting me 58 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: to work for you. I mean, it's a contest, so 59 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 1: these are this is not a contest. This is you 60 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: trying to get Are you saying you're not interested in 61 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: the free month of rent. Not if you're expecting me 62 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: to fix the damn air conditioning on the building. Well, 63 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: it's not just you. There's other people involved in this too, 64 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 1: like the lady two doors down from you. She's already 65 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: unclogged two toilets and fixed the ceiling fan. She's like 66 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: sixty years old, and you've got her doing maintenance work 67 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: and she's winning the contest so far, so you have 68 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: to catch up. I've got a pretty good feeling that 69 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: nobody's going to be winning this contest and we're all 70 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: just going to be doing the work around this whole 71 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: apartment complex that you've got us in. Okay, I can 72 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: already tell that you're sounding kind of hesitant about this. 73 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 1: Heaventon is not the word. I'm actually pretty pissed right 74 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: now that all right, Well you're even asking me to 75 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 1: do this. Look, here's what I'm willing to do for you. 76 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: I want to help you win this contest. What if 77 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,919 Speaker 1: you name a number, anything between one and nineteen, and 78 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: I'll take it off your punch list. Oh my god, 79 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: you keep saying contest like this is a real thing. Okay, 80 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 1: all right, I'll choose for you number fifteen. There see, now, 81 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: you don't have to regre out mister Terwilliger's shower. Oh yeah, thanks, 82 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 1: that's so gracious of feeling. Yeah, you're welcome, of course. 83 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:48,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I ask how are you with hanging drywall? 84 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,400 Speaker 1: Have you ever done that before? This is not my job? 85 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: You have this job? Well, I don't really have this 86 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:58,479 Speaker 1: job because my real job is actually a radio host 87 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,359 Speaker 1: doing prank phone calls on people like you. Yeah, I 88 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:05,920 Speaker 1: don't know what kind of uh wait yeah, can you 89 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:09,039 Speaker 1: can you repeat that again? Yeah? I actually don't work 90 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,919 Speaker 1: at your apartment. My name's jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey 91 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,839 Speaker 1: in the morning, and I'm doing a phone tap on you. 92 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's all a joke. You Oh my god. 93 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: Your your friend Jada set you up. She said that 94 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: you've been venting to her a lot about how crappy 95 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,040 Speaker 1: your apartment building is. I was like, seriously, how am 96 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: I supposed to fix an air conditioning? Like, I don't 97 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: think I'm that skilled. Oh, you're not that skilled. Well, 98 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 1: have you ever hosted a radio show before? Because we're 99 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 1: doing a contest, I can show you where the microphone is. 100 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: I think I've done with the contest. Well, you just 101 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: have to deal with a guy who laughs a lot 102 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: and a middle aged lady who tells you what to 103 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: do all the time. So I'd been working with my parents. Wow, 104 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: that sounds absolutely horrifying. Oh it is, Oh God, every 105 00:05:55,520 --> 00:06:00,919 Speaker 1: morning Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.