1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: subject is his ex wife won't let me visit him. Okay, 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: his ex wife won't let me visit him. We'll get 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 1: into that in just a few but right now, the 6 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,279 Speaker 1: nephews here with today's prank phone call. What you got 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: for his nav? Well, we got a bit of a 8 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: problem in the day, folks. Parasites parasites. Yeah, yeah, it 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: happens sometimes. We got a bit of a problem. Let's 10 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: check in with cat dog cat dog parasites. Hello. Hello, 11 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:39,199 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Brian. Brian, Hey, Brian, this 12 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 1: is Dr Jacob. Are you doing today, Yeah, yeah, I'm doing. 13 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: I'm okay. Listen. You actually came in, uh maybe like 14 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 1: two and a half weeks ago here to my office 15 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: and got a physical for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah, 16 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,279 Speaker 1: right right, yeah, everything okay, well, yeah, yeah, everything, it's 17 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: gonna be pretty good. I'd like to see if I 18 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: can get you to come in and you know, everything's 19 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: gonna be fine. But I got a small procedure we'd 20 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 1: like to do to actually, uh, you know, right now, 21 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,960 Speaker 1: you're not approved for your life insurance to do until 22 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 1: this procedure is done. So if you don't mind coming in, 23 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,479 Speaker 1: we we'd like to get you jaking care. When can 24 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: I schedule you to come in like, uh, maybe tomorrow 25 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:21,199 Speaker 1: or the following day? Yeah? What what kind of procedure is? Well? Actually, 26 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard of it. This is 27 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: an ochayosh for me? I got something what with that? 28 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 1: So it's gonna something you wasn't that I'm doing my eyes? 29 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: I ain't heard what's that? No? No ochayoster for me 30 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: has nothing to do with the eyes, No, nothing at all. 31 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: We found a little bit of parasites in a particular area, 32 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,679 Speaker 1: and what we want to do is make sure we 33 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:46,039 Speaker 1: just remove it completely and you'll be fine. You'll get 34 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: your life insurance, You're and your family will be great. 35 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: So can I get you to come in tomorrow? Maybe 36 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: Thursday afternoon? And fine? What? What? What area? I found 37 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: the parasites? Then? Actually one of your testicles has some parasites. 38 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do is what what's called okayoshter 39 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: me and okay astrom me is actually removing that testicle 40 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: completely and then everything's gonna be fine. It's all confined 41 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: and we'll be able to remove it. You'll be on 42 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 1: your way, you'll get your life insurance and everything will 43 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 1: be fine. Okay, Like I said, can I get can I? 44 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:19,679 Speaker 1: Can I get you to come in tomorrow? What my testico? Well? 45 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,079 Speaker 1: Only one? Only one, and it's not gonna take along. 46 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 1: It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get 47 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,519 Speaker 1: you to come in tomorrow or the next day and 48 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,239 Speaker 1: we get you to what the are you available? I 49 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,799 Speaker 1: don't want to routine how I got to remove sir? 50 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: You know what, oftentimes when people come into life insurance, 51 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: these type of things happen. So we want to get 52 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: you in and get it out as quickly as possible. Now, Man, 53 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 1: I'm I'm lame for a routine physical. Maybe I weren't 54 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: supposed to be kicking off this extra stuff. Man, I 55 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: get a parasite. Man and my testical. You don't remove 56 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 1: a testicle. Man, I'm twenty five, me and my wife. Way, 57 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: I know kids, they were trying to be like I 58 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 1: gotta move a testicle. Let me say this to you, Brian, 59 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: You're gonna be completely fine. You'll be able to create children, 60 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,359 Speaker 1: You'll be a little normal life, you know, you'll just see. Um, 61 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: you won't have all of them, but you'll have enough 62 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: to create children. You understand that. No, I mean I 63 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: can't na, I ain't gonna. I can't come in for that, sir. 64 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,799 Speaker 1: Is there any way I can get you in the 65 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: marrow or tomorrow afternoon or a Thursday afternoon so we 66 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: can kind of get this thing taken care of and 67 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 1: we can get you moving on your way, and that 68 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: people can get the life insurance papers together and so forth. Na. Man, Man, 69 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: we ain't rescheduling now. I need to take in or 70 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,119 Speaker 1: third opinion on that. And he's talking about taking away 71 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 1: one of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man. I'm gonna 72 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: need to see another doctor, man, Sir, Sir, you can 73 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: go around the entire city and see several doctors. I'm 74 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: gonna tell you you're just gonna be wasting time. I'm 75 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 1: gonna try to knock this thing out for you knocking up. 76 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: I ain't agree. I ain't agreeding nothing. Listen, man, that's 77 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 1: just joined it to get money, medicine nothing. Man, I 78 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,320 Speaker 1: need to take a third opinion. Bloom Brian. I'll tell 79 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 1: you if you come in and let me get this 80 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 1: thing taken care of. You know, I have you back, 81 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: you know, big ball and shot calling before it's all over. 82 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: You know what big balling? Should I call it? Man? 83 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: I told you man, I ain't ain't going in for 84 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: none of that. Man, I'm sposed to tell my wife, 85 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 1: Man this, this ain't cool. Man, I ain't going in 86 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: for that. Man. I'm just kindling it. Man, what do 87 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: you mean you're rescheduling? Sir? What I'm getting another tinion? 88 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,159 Speaker 1: Ain't going in for that, okay, But I'm trying to 89 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,960 Speaker 1: make you a big baller shot caller. You know, man, 90 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: what what is your name? And he says to you 91 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 1: making a little jokes man, that you're doing a little 92 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,840 Speaker 1: play on words. But it ain't even funny. Man, I'm 93 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 1: calling the insurance funny something they did me? Doctor. You 94 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: think you're funny, Hey, it ain't funny man. You you're 95 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 1: making a little jade. Man, ain't funny? Man thinking a 96 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: thin man. I'm to getting all of the work that 97 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,840 Speaker 1: we got, the blood work, the year and word, the 98 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 1: complete physical. That's when we didn't realize that you had 99 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 1: parasites in a particular area. So what we're trying, I'm 100 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:46,039 Speaker 1: not I don't even trying to make the light of 101 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 1: make humoring it just to make you feel a little 102 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:51,600 Speaker 1: bit more comfortable. I apologize, all right. That ain't funny, man. 103 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: You don't want losing. Man, ain't funny. Man. If I 104 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 1: had a situation and nursing would have told me that, 105 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 1: you ain't tell me nothing. Man had me thinking, I'm 106 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 1: all good. Now you're telling me I gotta I'm in 107 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,600 Speaker 1: to move with tests. We have to run tests on you, sir. 108 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: We got test back when you do have the parasites, 109 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 1: and what we want to do is make sure we 110 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 1: can completely cleared out. The only way I can clear 111 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: that out is to remove that testicle. Man, it's the man. 112 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: I gotta hairsites. Man, may I'll here running on his 113 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 1: chest on me. Man, I'm going to another doctor, man, 114 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 1: because this man, I ain't got no parasites. Man, already 115 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:26,240 Speaker 1: teest you out something. Y'all run. You gotta remove them. 116 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: That's something you over here. I know you doctor. Man. 117 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,359 Speaker 1: I ain't gota ha says Man. I'm following my hand shirt. 118 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 1: I'm telling him I'm dealing with you. Thank you. Man. 119 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 1: I ain't got no parasites, man, Bryan. Let me make 120 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 1: you understand something clearly here. It's my job as a 121 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,279 Speaker 1: physician that if the patient doesn't come to me, it's 122 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,279 Speaker 1: my job to come to you and extract the problem. 123 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: You're leaning towards me having to come to your home 124 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 1: and extract the problem. Man, when you want to come 125 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: him home? How man? You what you want to step 126 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,080 Speaker 1: with them? How nats out up? Test is? Man? You 127 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: got that? I'm going to another doctor. I'm getting another chance. 128 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:07,919 Speaker 1: I ain't gonna yes, sir, you've got the parasite, and 129 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 1: you only have twenty four hours for me to get sir. 130 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 1: I have to move on this quickly. Brian. Okay, dude, 131 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you. I ain't gonna like this. 132 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,839 Speaker 1: It's like it's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come 133 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:30,360 Speaker 1: from another another human being. It just develops in one 134 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 1: out of every three or four million people. You actually 135 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 1: have it, Brian, I gotta extracted from you. You try 136 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 1: to tell me I'm you know, I'm fine. There's something 137 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 1: else that you have that I haven't told you about. 138 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 1: That's something else I need to tell you. I got 139 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:53,560 Speaker 1: somebody got passed out? What else? Brian? You just got pranked. 140 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,719 Speaker 1: You just got pranked by Nephew Tommy from the Steve 141 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,640 Speaker 1: Harley one and show your wife Anika got me to 142 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:14,840 Speaker 1: point phone call you that big Ballers shot color. You 143 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 1: know he doesn't want to deal with the problem at all. 144 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: You don't want to deal with the problem. He wants 145 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: just kicking him up and he just want to fight. 146 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: Pick one, Okay, the one of them got to go. 147 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: Pick one, Pick the one you want to keep, all right? 148 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 1: Another doctor? How about that Dr Tommy Baby, Dr Nephew Tommy. 149 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 1: That was Crazy Baby July sixteen through the eighteenth, and 150 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 1: Nephew would be at the Funny Bone. That's right, the 151 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: Funny Bone in Virginia Beach. Tickets on sale right now. Temple, 152 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 1: you're layd in the cut. I'll let you know if 153 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,400 Speaker 1: I had some shows. Okay, I got to talk to 154 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,960 Speaker 1: my uncle see if I can get off. You know 155 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,520 Speaker 1: it takes a man. I gotta go through some you know, 156 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: little red tapes, a whole tight temper. I let y'all know. Okay, 157 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,960 Speaker 1: hold type what you need time after to add the 158 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: show for just add the show in the night. You 159 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: all they got it. She always trying to have your 160 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 1: little career be convenient. You wanta do two shows. Kay, 161 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:11,800 Speaker 1: your aster bed, wein got no more damn time off. 162 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: I do it, man, I mind the hustle, and I 163 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 1: got that show ass out there and do four nights. 164 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 1: Sinbad would do five and six shows at night. Though 165 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 1: oh my god, nobody did s sin Bad did Matt 166 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: kneees Man, Wow, legend man, I tried that one time. 167 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:33,120 Speaker 1: I did a show for kids that I was supposed 168 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 1: to a forty five minutes set. That's set lasted fifteen minutes. 169 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: Parts was getting up walking. What did he just say? Hey? Man? 170 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: You hey, I was on stage. I didn't have no 171 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 1: show for no kids. I don't know why they were 172 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 1: being here all right thinking, I think I think what 173 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,560 Speaker 1: made him walk out was when I said, shut your 174 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: little Okay, So I wonder a little your little poka 175 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: his ex wife will let me visit him. We'll get 176 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 1: into it. Right after this. You're listening to the same 177 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,440 Speaker 1: Harday Morning show.