Speaker 1: Jesse, Kelly Shoe, let's have some fun. And you know
Speaker 1: what day it is. It's Friday, baby, It's an ask
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday, and it's going to be a blast.
Speaker 1: Did you miss history? Oh, pull up a chair and
Speaker 1: buckle up, because an hour from now we're gonna do
Speaker 1: a deep dive into one of your history questions. I
Speaker 1: might do an hour of history if I feel like it.
Speaker 1: It might be ten minutes. I don't know. I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten there yet. We're gonna talk about this Trump New
Speaker 1: York Attorney General fight. We're gonna get into that here
Speaker 1: in a couple of minutes, probably about ten minutes from now.
Speaker 1: We have questions all over the place about law enforcement
Speaker 1: action in you've already that continues to get worse. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about food. We're gonna talk about well police
Speaker 1: forces in general. Should we raise the limit on firearms?
Speaker 1: What are what are my recipes for chicken? We have
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff. Don't roll your eyes, Chris. Someone
Speaker 1: wants to know about power outages, World Economic Forum. It's
Speaker 1: going to be a great show tonight. Before we get
Speaker 1: to any of this, the Trump stuff, the World Economic
Speaker 1: Forum stuff, my chicken recipe history, any of these things.
Speaker 1: We do have to address some things here. One. It
Speaker 1: is Memorial Day weekend, this weekend, and I need to
Speaker 1: be clear about something. Niceness. Being a nice person is
Speaker 1: a good thing. I wouldn't know, but I look at
Speaker 1: nice people and I think, wow, that is good. I'm
Speaker 1: glad that person's around. They're a lot better person than me.
Speaker 1: So for once, I'm not saying this to insult you
Speaker 1: if this applies to you, but I need you to
Speaker 1: hear me. Okay, do not do not, under any circumstances
Speaker 1: on Memorial Day say something like, oh, honor the fallen
Speaker 1: on Memorial Day, and thanks to our veterans, oh and
Speaker 1: first responders, and that stop. Memorial Day is not Veterans Day.
Speaker 1: Veterans have their own day, first responders, to all these
Speaker 1: other people. Memorial Day is a day only only to
Speaker 1: honor and remember those who gave their lives for this country.
Speaker 1: That is the only purpose for it, and that is
Speaker 1: such a sacred thing. You signed up to fight for
Speaker 1: your country eighteen nineteen twenty years old, and you went
Speaker 1: to a hostile, uncomfortable foreign land, and you never got
Speaker 1: to come home again. Your wife never got to see
Speaker 1: you again your parents, and look, people have given speeches
Speaker 1: like this before. Reagan gave a great one, so on
Speaker 1: and so forth. But you gave up having a life
Speaker 1: that everyone dreams of at eighteen nineteen twenty years old.
Speaker 1: You never got to raise kids, you never got to
Speaker 1: see a career blossom, You didn't get to bounce grandkids
Speaker 1: on your knee one day because you went and died
Speaker 1: at eighteen nineteen twenty years old. That human being, because
Speaker 1: of what they gave up, deserves a day that is
Speaker 1: not watered down by your niceness. That is a day
Speaker 1: to honor the fallen. Now, let me be clear about
Speaker 1: something else, a couple of things when it comes to
Speaker 1: a Memorial Day One, I do see people out there
Speaker 1: saying it's not about hot dogs and pool time. That's
Speaker 1: a bunch of crap. I fought with a bunch of marines,
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you to a man, any one of
Speaker 1: them got killed, they would come back from the afterlife
Speaker 1: and tell you better hang with your family and have
Speaker 1: a beer and a hot dog on Memorial Day. That's
Speaker 1: exactly what they'd want you doing. Go out there and
Speaker 1: enjoy it. Just take a minute pause the fest stivities
Speaker 1: for a second. Everyone put down your orange juice and
Speaker 1: remember them. Make sure everyone gathers up. Take a minute
Speaker 1: and remember them. Hey, what's the stay all about? That's
Speaker 1: it all right? One final thing on Memorial Day, just
Speaker 1: how to get all this off my chests and then
Speaker 1: we'll dig into all this Texas stuff. Remember Monday. It
Speaker 1: is a day virtually everybody on TV and the radio
Speaker 1: will take off because it's a holiday. And I don't
Speaker 1: fault anyone for that. We take holidays off that everyone
Speaker 1: else takes off because people don't listen or don't listen
Speaker 1: as much on those days. I've never done that on
Speaker 1: Memorial Day. I mean, Lord willing, unless something happens, I
Speaker 1: never will. It is a day we just as a
Speaker 1: whole crew here, we feel obligated to come in and
Speaker 1: do a live show that day that is very, very different.
Speaker 1: It's not going to be our normal fart sounds and
Speaker 1: you know, you know, freedom is not free. It's not
Speaker 1: going to be that. We are going to do a
Speaker 1: three hour show on Memorial Day that it's all about
Speaker 1: honoring the fallen. There will be a ton of history
Speaker 1: in there because they'll have to set up some of
Speaker 1: the battles and things like that. We're going to talk
Speaker 1: about guys who gave their lives for their country. I
Speaker 1: have three or four different warriors coming onto the show
Speaker 1: to talk about a comrade they've lost and to honor them.
Speaker 1: And finally, as it applies to you, if you have
Speaker 1: a family member or friend or someone you serve with
Speaker 1: who gave their lives for this country and you would
Speaker 1: like their name read on Monday, you can email Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Put Memorial Day in
Speaker 1: the subject line. If you can't follow simple instructions, I
Speaker 1: can't make any promises. Put Memorial Day in the subject
Speaker 1: line and tell me who they were. And I'm going
Speaker 1: to try to get to everyone we get emailed to us. Chris,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming we already have a bunch of those coming. Okay,
Speaker 1: we do, all right, So I look, I'm going to
Speaker 1: have a lot. I am going to do my level
Speaker 1: best to get to all of them, and I think
Speaker 1: I will. I just don't want to make a promise
Speaker 1: I can't keep. But you want someone honored, you want
Speaker 1: their name read aloud. I'm on national radio that day.
Speaker 1: I think that's the least we can do for him, right,
Speaker 1: all Right, all right, enough for that. Speaking of heroes,
Speaker 1: because we're about to have to talk. People have lots
Speaker 1: of questions about law enforcement and other things. When it
Speaker 1: comes to this Texas shooting, and it's looking worse and
Speaker 1: worse by the second. When it comes to that, let's
Speaker 1: talk about a hero. When horrible things happen, we always
Speaker 1: focus on the ugly. Look. That's human nature. It's not
Speaker 1: a mystery. In newsrooms, what do they say? If it bleeds,
Speaker 1: it leads. There's a reason your local or national news
Speaker 1: doesn't lead with a someone helps a kitten out of
Speaker 1: a tree every day. You're not You're not going to
Speaker 1: see that. That's not going to lead the news. It's
Speaker 1: the nineteen people shot in New York last night. After this,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about an increasing rise in cancer. It's it's
Speaker 1: always that. Let's take a minute an honor somebody who
Speaker 1: deserves it. This is from the New York Post. Heroic
Speaker 1: officer rushed into Uvalde School with a barber's shotgun to
Speaker 1: save his daughter and wife. I'm just gonna read this
Speaker 1: because it was summed up pretty well. Credit to Patrick
Speaker 1: Riley at the New York Post and off due to
Speaker 1: US customs and Border patrol agent fearlessly rushed into rob
Speaker 1: Elementary School with his barber's shotgun and rescued dozens of
Speaker 1: children and his daughter after his wife texted him that
Speaker 1: there was an active shooter. Jacob Albarado and I hope
Speaker 1: I said that, right, I think I do. I think
Speaker 1: I did. Had just sat down for a haircut when
Speaker 1: he received the horrifying message from his wife, Tricia, a
Speaker 1: fourth grade teacher at Uvalde, Texas Elementary School. Quote there's
Speaker 1: an active shooter, she wrote, help She's sent, before sending
Speaker 1: a chilling I love you. He immediately leaped out of
Speaker 1: his seat, grabbed the barber's shotgun, and sped off toward
Speaker 1: the school. His daughter, a second grader, was locked inside
Speaker 1: a bathroom, while his wife hid under desks with her
Speaker 1: students in another wing of the school. Eighteen year old
Speaker 1: CRAZYE gunman. I'm not going to ring his name Open
Speaker 1: fire murder nineteen. The tactical team was preparing to enter
Speaker 1: the school when Albarado arrived with the barber's shotgun. Desperate
Speaker 1: to get his daughter and wife out, he made a
Speaker 1: plan with the other officers to try to enter the
Speaker 1: school and evacuate as many as possible. He entered the
Speaker 1: wing of the school where he knew his daughter was located,
Speaker 1: began clearing classes in her wing. Two officers with guns drawn,
Speaker 1: provided cover while two others guided dozens of hysterical children
Speaker 1: out onto the sidewalk, hugged his daughter, hugged his daughter,
Speaker 1: saved her. And he said, and I quote this, dad, gunstud,
Speaker 1: I did what I was trained to do. Gosh, what
Speaker 1: a boss. That's what I'm talking about right there, sits
Speaker 1: down for a trim oh problem at the school. Excuse me, Barbara,
Speaker 1: I need to borrow that shotgun. I gotta go put
Speaker 1: some people in the ground. I'll be back in about
Speaker 1: an hour if you don't mind, save my reservation. Gosh,
Speaker 1: what a stud. That is awesome. And before we get
Speaker 1: into the ugliness and the questioning and and we're gonna
Speaker 1: do that in a minute. And I'm gonna get into
Speaker 1: this Trump's story, this Trump Attorney General's story is a
Speaker 1: bigger deal than you think. Before I get into all
Speaker 1: this stuff, let's give a credit to all the first responders,
Speaker 1: law enforcement, fire department guys out there who do run
Speaker 1: into the maw. I mean, just because this isn't looking
Speaker 1: good for those guys. Doesn't mean that everybody in law
Speaker 1: enforcement gets painted with an ugly brush. You're one of
Speaker 1: the guys who runs towards the towers when they're on fire.
Speaker 1: You're the kind of guy who makes society go. All right,
Speaker 1: that was the fun stuff. Let's get too, maybe a
Speaker 1: little lee stuff. And I'm not even just talking about
Speaker 1: Chris and then and then we'll move on to some
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse questions. But first, personal defense is obviously
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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a Friday, And ask doctor Jesse Friday. And look,
Speaker 1: I mean, are we gonna have fun today? Yes, of
Speaker 1: course we are, because it's asked doctor Jesse Friday. I
Speaker 1: actually have a cool history question coming up here in
Speaker 1: just a few I'm gonna tell some history stories, or
Speaker 1: at least a long one forty five minutes from now.
Speaker 1: But we do have to do a couple of things. First.
Speaker 1: We have to talk about the latest on the on
Speaker 1: the cops in the school shooting, and we have to
Speaker 1: deal with this Letitia James versus Trump things. So let's
Speaker 1: let's get those things out of the way first. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read a few different emails here because there's been
Speaker 1: well I had a lot of these, a lot of these,
Speaker 1: so here they are. I'm gonna read three in row,
Speaker 1: doctor Jess. Why isn't anyone talking about the hero Border
Speaker 1: Patrol agent who did kill the monster? As I pointed
Speaker 1: out in the very beginning. We just gave out his name.
Speaker 1: It should be done more. That's a great email and
Speaker 1: a great point. We always focus on the ugly, we
Speaker 1: never focus on the heroes. So let's honor that legend. Right.
Speaker 1: But I had a lot of these like these two,
Speaker 1: a lot of them, Jesse. I've been in law enforcement
Speaker 1: with the SIS within the Saint Louis area for over
Speaker 1: fifteen years. I'm also a marine veteran, and most importantly apparent,
Speaker 1: the tragic shooting in Uvaldi has made me absolutely sick.
Speaker 1: But for more than just the senseless killing of innocence.
Speaker 1: I am sick that my once proud, honorable profession has
Speaker 1: become so weak and useless. I am sick to see
Speaker 1: so many new officers more concerned about checking their Facebook
Speaker 1: status than paying attention to the neighborhood they were hired
Speaker 1: to protect. I'm sick at my department requires annual race discrimination,
Speaker 1: an implicit bias, and proper LGBTQ pronoun training. We haven't
Speaker 1: had active shooter training in years. But dare I offend
Speaker 1: a transgender? Sorry? Just had to vent, he said, semplify
Speaker 1: And he says, don't use his name because his department
Speaker 1: likes to retaliate. Remember I never use your name anybody,
Speaker 1: even unless you unless you tell him to use your name,
Speaker 1: I will never ever use it. Even your death threats
Speaker 1: will stay private here on this So I've had quite
Speaker 1: a few of those from law enforcement guys today. I've
Speaker 1: had something like this too, from guys who aren't but
Speaker 1: are mad. This guy says, to protect and serve those
Speaker 1: officers were cowards. Go inside and find the shooter. He
Speaker 1: may have just shot himself in the face of officers.
Speaker 1: Who knows kids and teachers screaming inside. You go in
Speaker 1: and confront he said, thirty two year firefighter people inside,
Speaker 1: You go in and get them. I could have read
Speaker 1: you a hundred of those today. Not going to do that,
Speaker 1: I told you yesterday. I gave a lot of if
Speaker 1: you know, if this happened, if that happened, because we
Speaker 1: were starting to get rumors that they weren't letting parents in,
Speaker 1: they were outside, they were shooting going on, and I
Speaker 1: was really I try, especially in high emotional situations, I
Speaker 1: try to calm down and get facts as much as possible.
Speaker 1: When we're sad, angry, scared, that's a great time to
Speaker 1: calm down and get some facts. Well, we've had another
Speaker 1: twenty four hours since last night, and none of the
Speaker 1: facts have made the cops look any better, none of them.
Speaker 1: I mean, we have guys going on TVs saying things
Speaker 1: like this as if it's a defense but dunk current.
Speaker 1: The best practices, Lieutenant, call for officers to disable a
Speaker 1: shooter as quickly as possible, regardless of how many officers
Speaker 1: are actually on site. Correct the actor shooter situation. You
Speaker 1: want to stop the killing, you want to preserve life.
Speaker 1: But also one thing that, of course the American people
Speaker 1: you need to understand is that officers are making entry
Speaker 1: into this building. They do not know where the gunman is.
Speaker 1: They are hearing gun shots there, they are receiving gun
Speaker 1: shots at that point. If they if they proceeded any further,
Speaker 1: not knowing where this suspect was at, they could have
Speaker 1: been shot. They could have been killed, and at that
Speaker 1: point that gunman would have the opportunity to kill other
Speaker 1: people inside that school. What we're hearing now, no matter,
Speaker 1: these are what this is what we know right now.
Speaker 1: The gunman got through an unlocked door. We know that
Speaker 1: police engaged very quickly. Under five minutes is what I've
Speaker 1: been hearing. The timelines has under five minutes. Police engaged,
Speaker 1: got shot at, and they left to wait for the
Speaker 1: tactical unit. That if that holds up, and right, I
Speaker 1: mean I probably can still I could probably can drop
Speaker 1: the if if that whole up, that is so beyond inexcusable.
Speaker 1: And I'll be frank with you, law enforcement aside, that
Speaker 1: would be inexcusable for a civilian, especially a man. Law
Speaker 1: enforcement or no law enforcement. You have a weapon in
Speaker 1: your hands of any kind and somebody's killing kids. Brother,
Speaker 1: you gotta go get in a gunfight. Like I said
Speaker 1: last night, you gotta get in a gunfight. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: he'll get you, maybe you'll get him, but you gotta
Speaker 1: go get in a gunfight. Bud. Hey, kids are dying
Speaker 1: for law enforcement. Hold on, and I want to i
Speaker 1: want to make sure I'm clear about something here. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play this again because that's something kind of threw
Speaker 1: me off. Dunk current. The best practices, lieutenant to call
Speaker 1: for officers to disable a shooter as quickly as possible,
Speaker 1: regardless of how many officers are actually on site. Correct
Speaker 1: the actor shooter situation. You want to stop the killing,
Speaker 1: you want to preserve life. But also one thing that.
Speaker 1: Of course, the American people. You need to understand is
Speaker 1: that officers are making entry into this building. Uh, they
Speaker 1: do not know where the gunman is. Uh, Okay, right,
Speaker 1: just hold on. They're making entry into the building. They
Speaker 1: don't know where the gunman is, Okay, or hearing gunshots
Speaker 1: they are, they are receiving gun shots at that point,
Speaker 1: if they if they they don't know where the gunman is,
Speaker 1: they're hearing gunshots. They're receiving gunshots. Now, I've been shot
Speaker 1: at before. It wasn't a pleasant experience. Um, and I
Speaker 1: was shot at in the dark city streets of Baghdad.
Speaker 1: It was dark, it was night. We're doing night patrols,
Speaker 1: and I knew where the gun fire came from. You're
Speaker 1: in a school and you're receiving gunfire and you don't
Speaker 1: know where it came from. And look, even if you did,
Speaker 1: if you really didn't know where it came from, let's
Speaker 1: go outside and wait for the tactical team. Is the
Speaker 1: answer With a madman in a classroom full of ten
Speaker 1: year olds killing people, and people need to be fired.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if all this washes out and all this
Speaker 1: turns out to be what it looks like, it is
Speaker 1: right now, I'm gonna move off this because we're not
Speaker 1: doing another show like this today. We're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: the history and Trump and Latitia James and all kinds
Speaker 1: of fun stuff today. But somebody better lose their job.
Speaker 1: And maybe I'm just old. I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: remember a gosh, it seems like it was only fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes ago. I saw Texas law enforcement over in Odessa, Texas,
Speaker 1: a sheriff's department over there. They brought out on an
Speaker 1: armored vehicle and mrap and strapped on bulletproof vest and
Speaker 1: got out long rifles. Why because they were shutting down
Speaker 1: a bar that opened to serve some beer during COVID. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that's not good enough. All right, I'm gonna let this go.
Speaker 1: Let's talk some Trump, Latitia James. Then we have food questions,
Speaker 1: history questions. You're like thirty minutes away from some serious history.
Speaker 1: All that and more coming up on The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. That's Chris that reminds me.
Speaker 1: The New Time Gun movies out this weekend. I hope
Speaker 1: it's not woke, gut or trash. I haven't heard anything
Speaker 1: bad about it, so I don't. I don't see any
Speaker 1: reason why I shouldn't go. I've heard it's really good.
Speaker 1: Are you about to ruin this for me? No spoilers
Speaker 1: if you are, by the way, okay, what it's twenty
Speaker 1: years after the original, it can't be that good. That's
Speaker 1: usually the case. But here's the thing about it. I
Speaker 1: haven't heard anything bad about it. And when you haven't
Speaker 1: heard it anything bad about a big movie everyone's looking
Speaker 1: forward to, that's a good sign, you know why, because
Speaker 1: everyone's going in with these high bar expectations, which means
Speaker 1: if it doesn't meet those expectations, people would just start
Speaker 1: slaughtering it. I haven't heard a bad word about it.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what that means. You know what
Speaker 1: that is. That's the restaurant with a bunch of cops
Speaker 1: in the parking lot, with a bunch of cop cars
Speaker 1: in the parking lot. You go eat at that restaurant
Speaker 1: because you know what the good restaurants are in town.
Speaker 1: You know who knows? The cops all know? You go
Speaker 1: eat where the copsy just follow the cop cars around.
Speaker 1: They don't mind. They are they're big fans. All right.
Speaker 1: Let's address this before we get to some of these,
Speaker 1: asked Doctor Jesse questions. This is a little bit more
Speaker 1: serious than I usually get on a Friday, but we
Speaker 1: need to do it. And remember you can email during
Speaker 1: the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com, your love,
Speaker 1: your hate, your death threats. You're asked, Doctor Jesse questions,
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Nobody's going to
Speaker 1: talk about this headline today. Everyone's either going into the weekend,
Speaker 1: or they're talking about the shooting still, or this is
Speaker 1: flying totally under the radar, no one cares, no one's
Speaker 1: paying attention, And I'm telling you it's a bigger deal
Speaker 1: than you think. This is a headline from CBS News.
Speaker 1: Federal judge tosses Trump's lawsuits seeking a halt to New
Speaker 1: York Attorney General's investigation. Former President Donald Trump's lawsuit against
Speaker 1: New York Attorney General Latitia James seeking to halt her
Speaker 1: offices long running investigation into him and his company, was
Speaker 1: dismissed Friday by the federal judge in Northern New York.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into the details. It doesn't
Speaker 1: because it doesn't matter. What you do need to understand
Speaker 1: is this, you know how I'm always talking about how
Speaker 1: I want a national divorce. I know we're not going
Speaker 1: to get one, but I want a national divorce. I'm
Speaker 1: not naive it's not going to happen. But then what
Speaker 1: do I say. It's slowly happening in a natural way anyway,
Speaker 1: as people from very blue areas flee the COVID sanity,
Speaker 1: flee the LGBTQ air Force stuff, and they go to
Speaker 1: a place that shares their values. This is one of
Speaker 1: the main things that is going to split this country up.
Speaker 1: This story, what's happening right now is one of the
Speaker 1: things that's going to split the country up. The Democratic
Speaker 1: Party now they are the full blown communist party. Now,
Speaker 1: that's what they are. And communists don't do things halfway.
Speaker 1: If I was to tell you in the past, go
Speaker 1: find me how many state attorney generals have gone after
Speaker 1: a former president. Go ahead, dig into that for me
Speaker 1: and tell me how many you find. You don't find it.
Speaker 1: And you know why you don't find it, because in
Speaker 1: the past, everyone has understood if we do it to them,
Speaker 1: they're going to do it to us. Everyone has understood
Speaker 1: that that's not the direction the country should go. If
Speaker 1: New York's attorney general if dark blue New York, if
Speaker 1: they're going to try to destroy a former president because
Speaker 1: they didn't like him, well, get ready for South Carolina's
Speaker 1: attorney general to go after Joe Biden fifteen minutes after
Speaker 1: he leaves the White House. You see what I mean?
Speaker 1: You see how this works. There is a tit for
Speaker 1: tat always. If we're at the place now where the Communists,
Speaker 1: as they always have, aren't going to worry about repercussions,
Speaker 1: then this is going to do more to divide the
Speaker 1: country than you can possibly imagine it is. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you this is a story. I bet you I'm the
Speaker 1: only one who's even brought it up today. This is
Speaker 1: a story that has implications way beyond New York. If
Speaker 1: we're going to now use state attorney generals to prosecute
Speaker 1: former presidents to prevent them from running for president again, who, boy,
Speaker 1: are you sure you want to go down that road?
Speaker 1: Who are the presidential hopefuls for the Democratic Party in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four? I mean, we obviously have dome. We
Speaker 1: have Did you not turn the soundboard on, Chris, turn
Speaker 1: the soundboard on? We have dome? We have who rearraboral
Speaker 1: Butt Gig. They were wanted to run the rearaboral. We
Speaker 1: have that Castro guy or who doesn't, whoever it is,
Speaker 1: wherever they are, you know what, let's deal with Castro.
Speaker 1: He's from Texas. Texas is a red state. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: Latitia James, go ahead, you go after Trump. Do you
Speaker 1: think it would be difficult to get the Texas Attorney
Speaker 1: general to go ahead and dive into Castro and tear
Speaker 1: his life apart? Do we want to play these games now?
Speaker 1: And I'll take it one step further. Look, remember I'm
Speaker 1: not a Republican. I'm an anti communist. I believe we
Speaker 1: must stop communism at all all costs. Nothing else matters
Speaker 1: but stopping communism because if they're allowed to remain, they'll
Speaker 1: tear the country to nothing to nothing. So that is
Speaker 1: the only thing that matters. Until they're defeated, nothing else matters.
Speaker 1: So I think texas Is attorney general should do it.
Speaker 1: Butt Gig is from Indiana. Now we had to get
Speaker 1: drowned over and over again. Now here's the mayor of
Speaker 1: South Bend as if that's some kind of accomplishment, Well,
Speaker 1: Indiana's a red state. I think Indiana's Attorney general should
Speaker 1: immediately launch an investigation into butt gig. If this is
Speaker 1: what we're going to do, if we're going to play
Speaker 1: these games, if this is the game we're going to play,
Speaker 1: well enjoy it. New York Indiana can play that game too.
Speaker 1: Texas can play that game. Go ahead and try running
Speaker 1: a Democrat from Florida right now. Heavy D probably would
Speaker 1: play that game. All right, that's enough of that. Enough.
Speaker 1: Did you see all the late night guys? You know,
Speaker 1: you know I don't like doing the one. I was
Speaker 1: a boy and I've never enjoyed that. But man, I
Speaker 1: want I want, especially the younger people, to understand late
Speaker 1: night TV on the networks. It was something you never
Speaker 1: got to do because the shows were on too late.
Speaker 1: But in the rare occasion your parents would actually let
Speaker 1: you stay up. You would tune in and it would
Speaker 1: be Johnny Carson doing ten minutes of the funniest stand
Speaker 1: up you've ever heard in your life, every night, every
Speaker 1: week night. For me from my heyday, Carson was a
Speaker 1: little before me. It was Jay Leno and David Letterman
Speaker 1: every night, hilarious, just off the cut. It was great,
Speaker 1: great writers, great TV. What did kids get today? You
Speaker 1: stay up late, your parents, get you, lets you stay
Speaker 1: up late. This is a kind of crap you get
Speaker 1: you really think one door is a good idea, then
Speaker 1: how about you try it first? One door for the
Speaker 1: Senate and you can all line up to go in
Speaker 1: every day, which Ted Cruise might not think is bad,
Speaker 1: but it's a nightmare for whoever has to stand next
Speaker 1: to Ted Cruise. These obviously aren't serious ideas. They're pathetic
Speaker 1: excuses from the most depraved people in our politic. Jimmy
Speaker 1: Kim wasn't a gun problem. This is a door problem.
Speaker 1: Is get rid of the doors? This all goes It
Speaker 1: makes total sit Maybe we should only have an exit
Speaker 1: door on school so no one can come in. What
Speaker 1: a stupid fake idea. Here's Stephen Colbert. Notice, let me
Speaker 1: know if you notice any themes. If we're not going
Speaker 1: to get rid of the guns, we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: harden everywhere. Or you know what might be easier is
Speaker 1: just you know, we've already got our heads in the
Speaker 1: sand about this. Why don't we just keep going and
Speaker 1: burrow underground and then we just close up the hole
Speaker 1: behind us and then nobody can get in there, and
Speaker 1: there's no way anyone will get shot unless wait a second,
Speaker 1: unless the people were in there with brought guns. So
Speaker 1: maybe we should probably each go into our own individual
Speaker 1: underground safety hole. And I know what some of you
Speaker 1: are thinking. You're saying, Steve. Once we close up the
Speaker 1: hole behind us, how will our friends? Yeah, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: we got the idea. Do you notice any themes? Are
Speaker 1: you laughing right now? Ha ha ha? It's so funny.
Speaker 1: The talking points all go out to the same late
Speaker 1: night hosts, all the different all the hosts say the
Speaker 1: same things. None of it's ever funny. And that's what
Speaker 1: kids have for entertainment now on late night TV. I
Speaker 1: just want you to know, sorry to do the old
Speaker 1: fogy thing. I swear on my life, these late night
Speaker 1: comedy shows used to do comedy. I know it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It used to be funny, really funny. All right, it's
Speaker 1: time to get to ask doctor Jesse questions. We have
Speaker 1: to talk about spinach and my stupidity. And we're gonna
Speaker 1: do a little history next, and then about ten minutes
Speaker 1: and now we're gonna do a lot of history. Why
Speaker 1: do the communists have republic always in their names? All
Speaker 1: that and much more coming up on the Jesse Kelly Show.
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Speaker 1: the show, the whole thing's available on iHeart, Google, Spotify,
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Speaker 1: flower Tyrant Jesse. That's not you know, that's not nice.
Speaker 1: I was wondering, why do communist countries have republic in
Speaker 1: their name and we are a republic, but say we
Speaker 1: are a democracy? He said, also to Chris and Michael,
Speaker 1: stand when you enter the room, or just bow to
Speaker 1: the flag, then bow to you when they enter. You know,
Speaker 1: I actually like that idea, Chris. What I think we
Speaker 1: could what we are setting a new policy. Please stand
Speaker 1: whenever I enter the room, Chris, stand standard Chris. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not Kamala. I didn't say Neil when I Chris.
Speaker 1: It's fine. We can make jokes. It's all right. It
Speaker 1: look it actually is a funny question. Why do they
Speaker 1: call themselves the People's Republic, right, the People's Republic of China? Well,
Speaker 1: why do they call an unborn baby of fetus? Why
Speaker 1: do they call gun confiscation? Gun control. Why do they
Speaker 1: call an open border compassion, why do they call the
Speaker 1: destruction of the dollar equity? Communism is all based on lies.
Speaker 1: And one of the things was, it's so crazy about
Speaker 1: this sick religion of communism, I'm gonna end up going
Speaker 1: off here. I'm gonna hold myself back. But one of
Speaker 1: the things that's so wild about it when you start
Speaker 1: reading about where it first took hold, as obviously the
Speaker 1: Soviet Union, when they had the rough and Russian Revolution
Speaker 1: the communists took over. It's not that communism is now
Speaker 1: this way right where it's this anti human, violent religion
Speaker 1: all based on lies. It's that it was always that
Speaker 1: way from the very earliest times, and they boldly wrote
Speaker 1: about it to each other and sometimes in public endless revolution.
Speaker 1: We have to lie. We can't let them know what
Speaker 1: we're doing. We have to lie about this. We have
Speaker 1: to lie about that. WHOA, WHOA, don't say that? Whoa?
Speaker 1: We better lie about that which lies, do we? You?
Speaker 1: It's always been an evil, sick, demonic religion based on lies.
Speaker 1: All of it is because if you actually actually peel
Speaker 1: back the blanket and put the light on it, it's
Speaker 1: the ugliest thing you've ever seen. And I'm not even
Speaker 1: talking about the view. If you actually peel back the
Speaker 1: blanket and shine the light on it, it's the ugliest
Speaker 1: thing ever. It's demonic, it's evil. That's why they lie.
Speaker 1: And of course they're gonna lie about the name. It's
Speaker 1: not a communist dictatorship run by one or just a
Speaker 1: few men on top, of course not. It's the people's republic,
Speaker 1: always for the people. Remember they were always selling this
Speaker 1: as being for the people. It's for the people, people,
Speaker 1: definitely for the people. Do you understand that communists have
Speaker 1: virtually never had any working class people in charge. It's
Speaker 1: always it's always the snobby elites who take over the country,
Speaker 1: always in the name of the people. But like Lennon
Speaker 1: even talked about it, Hey Lennon, we have a we
Speaker 1: have this central Committee of Ladimir. There's a bunch of
Speaker 1: well to do people here, bunch of nobles and stuff.
Speaker 1: Do you think we should get some workers on the
Speaker 1: workers committees? And he was like, absolutely not. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about. I don't need I needed workers in here.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? That's always been a lie. Remember,
Speaker 1: communism is not complicated. It's just a promise. To hurt
Speaker 1: the people you blame for your problems in exchange for power.
Speaker 1: That's all. That's why communism like in its form here
Speaker 1: in America. That are what are the main pillars of
Speaker 1: communism here in America. You have the black grievance, you
Speaker 1: have the LGBTQ air force grievance, you have the women grievance,
Speaker 1: you have the environmentalist grievance. Are you noticing any themes here?
Speaker 1: It's wherever there's some kind of an axe to grind,
Speaker 1: the communists will find it and amplify it and exploit it.
Speaker 1: All based on misery, all based on you don't have
Speaker 1: this and you deserve that, and it's unjust. And look,
Speaker 1: that's the entire religion, all right, Oh, great oracle, he says.
Speaker 1: And Chris, can you give us your opinion of Ulysses S.
Speaker 1: Grant As as a general and his role in history.
Speaker 1: I've heard him described as the savior of the fight
Speaker 1: against slavery and as a butcher. He seems to have
Speaker 1: some tactical losses and learn from them. And I found
Speaker 1: his story inspiring through a dark time in American history.
Speaker 1: He said, it's so great to be able to laugh
Speaker 1: during these crazy times. Thank you for that, and he said, ps,
Speaker 1: I feel like supporting the webcam not to watch, but
Speaker 1: to encourage the suits to mess with you. You know
Speaker 1: that's not very nice. All right, that's not very nice,
Speaker 1: and I should mention I think the whole simulcast thing.
Speaker 1: I think the suits are already regretting the decision Chris.
Speaker 1: Chris let the cat out of the bag and told
Speaker 1: them that I'm going to wear a sombrero and things
Speaker 1: like that already, and already I think they're wincing, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we've got the little party favors and things. We're just
Speaker 1: gonna be obnoxious. And I think already I can tell
Speaker 1: by the sound out their voice. I think already they're thinking,
Speaker 1: maybe this was a mistake. Maybe this is a mistake. Look,
Speaker 1: you put the camera in here, suits, you put the
Speaker 1: camera in here. Now you live with whatever I put
Speaker 1: on the camera. And remember that doesn't start till June first,
Speaker 1: which actually I guess it's just a couple of days.
Speaker 1: June first. If you want to watch me do the show,
Speaker 1: go to the first TV dot com slash Jesse. That's
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Speaker 1: So there you go and enjoy the show. Now, there
Speaker 1: are some rules when it comes to doing radio and
Speaker 1: TV and these things like that where you get to
Speaker 1: talk to a whole bunch of people. The rules are
Speaker 1: you don't talk religion ever, you don't talk race ever.
Speaker 1: So of course I break all those rules because I
Speaker 1: think that's absurd. Whatever they tell you not to talk about,
Speaker 1: I think that's absurd. And there is another unspoken rule
Speaker 1: when it comes to radio and TV. You don't ever
Speaker 1: talk about the Civil War. Why, well, everyone gets mad.
Speaker 1: You want you want to you know what, before I
Speaker 1: get to you, Ulysses S. Grant. And this isn't even
Speaker 1: the history I'm about to do. I'm about to do
Speaker 1: something totally different for history. Before I get into us
Speaker 1: Lysses S. Grant in the Civil War, I'm actually going
Speaker 1: to talk about why people are still so sensitive about
Speaker 1: the Civil War and why people are so stupid when
Speaker 1: it comes to discussing the Civil War. This is actually
Speaker 1: something that is done intentionally, absolutely done intentionally, and we're
Speaker 1: going to talk about it next