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Speaker 1: another twenties. Hello Hither, this is Casey Ryback. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from Public Utilities. I was looking to speak with Lauren.

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Speaker 1: This is Lawn. Hey, Lauren, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? What's in some regards to Well, I'm actually

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Speaker 1: contacting everybody in your neighborhood today because we've had a

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Speaker 1: breach in our sewer system and wanted to make sure

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Speaker 1: that you were aware of it up breaching your stewore system. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: certain residents in the area have noticed rodents showing up

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Speaker 1: in their toilets and we don't Yeah, I know, and

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Speaker 1: we don't know where it's coming from. Has that happened

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Speaker 1: to you at all yet? No? No, I haven't seen

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Speaker 1: any What do you mean yet? Are they going to

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Speaker 1: be a hopefully not? And that's why we're taking action.

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Speaker 1: It is a big issue. So we're going to have

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Speaker 1: to shut off the water water. Yeah, your whole block

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Speaker 1: and a few other blocks are going to have all

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Speaker 1: their water shut off. Wait a minute, are we talking

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Speaker 1: today later on this afternoon. Yes, and just to let

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Speaker 1: you know, the water is going to be off from

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Speaker 1: anywhere from two to four weeks. Show up for a week.

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Speaker 1: Are you crazy? Yes, it's going to take a long

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Speaker 1: time to figure it out. Wait, wait a minute, two

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Speaker 1: to four weeks. I can't be without water for two

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Speaker 1: to four weeks. And that's what we're hearing from a

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Speaker 1: lot of people. And that's why my job today is

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Speaker 1: to call because I have a list of some fun

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Speaker 1: alternatives instead of using your facilities that require plumbing. Fun

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Speaker 1: alternatives for not using my water. This is going to

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Speaker 1: be great. What do I do? Well? The first thing,

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Speaker 1: if you or somebody from your family needs to use

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Speaker 1: the restroom, I have already mapped it out for you.

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Speaker 1: And you are exactly two point four miles to the

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Speaker 1: nearest McDonald's. What, yeah, you want to McDonald's to use

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Speaker 1: a reference. Well, that's a good option, and they'll let

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Speaker 1: you use the bathroom. And by the way, you don't

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Speaker 1: have to clean up after it. They clean their own bathrooms.

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Speaker 1: I am not going to McDonald's to use the refroom,

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Speaker 1: so that's not an alternative. What else do you have, well,

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Speaker 1: you can always tell your family to dig a hole

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Speaker 1: in the backyard, and it's a fun way to educate

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Speaker 1: them on composting. No one's beinging told. We're not on

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Speaker 1: a fancing trip, sir. We have a home. We own

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Speaker 1: a home. No one's digging a hole in the yard.

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Speaker 1: It makes good fertilizer. I don't know if you're into gardening,

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Speaker 1: but this caizer. No one's taking a number two in

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Speaker 1: the hole, and especially not in my yard. And I

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Speaker 1: don't care if they offer them. That's not half me, sir.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know who you are, but you better

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Speaker 1: come up with another alternative. Unfortunately, man, that's all I've

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Speaker 1: got for the toilet. I do have some fun alternatives

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Speaker 1: for the shower, though, if you're interested worrying, showery, really

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Speaker 1: shower well, the water will be off. No way, I

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Speaker 1: can't take a shower. These all ternatives are not fun.

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Speaker 1: I have to shower my family to shower, well, no

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Speaker 1: you don't. And that's the fun thing that we're learning.

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Speaker 1: You know what humans used to not shower at all?

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Speaker 1: It's oh no, no, no, no no. There is no

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Speaker 1: natives for not showering. I have to say some showers,

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Speaker 1: but I have to do something I can't do. No, ma'am, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: We've done our research and actually experts say that people

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Speaker 1: shower too much anyway, So two to four weeks of

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Speaker 1: not showering, it's kind of like a reboot. I will

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Speaker 1: have your tail of man man, ma'am, calm down. I

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Speaker 1: do have some good news for you. We are prepared

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Speaker 1: to send out some ten percent off coupons on hand

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Speaker 1: sanitizer so you can have it. Yeah, hands, I know.

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Speaker 1: That's very nice of us, and so you can water

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Speaker 1: water water water. I want water. It's not a hole

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Speaker 1: in my back door. I don't want any sanitizer. No,

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Speaker 1: that's wrong. There's actually many blogs on the Internet of

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Speaker 1: people who shower and bathe and only hand sanitizer. I

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Speaker 1: can send you the links for those two drink tomorrow

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Speaker 1: with a hand sanitizer. I don't want that. I want

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Speaker 1: my water on within twenty four hours. That's what I want. Okay. Now,

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Speaker 1: if I'm paying attention and really hearing what you're saying,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're telling me you'd like to have

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Speaker 1: your water on. Yes, yes, that's what happened about you

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Speaker 1: got it. I think the only thing that could really

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Speaker 1: make this whole thing go away is if I tell

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Speaker 1: you it's a prank phone call, and then you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: have to worry about your water or hand sanitizer or

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Speaker 1: any of that. I'm sorry. What Yeah, if I were

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Speaker 1: to tell you that this is a prank phone call

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Speaker 1: and my name is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the Morning doing a phone tap on you are sorry. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. You'res tony. Set you up. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to water is not going to be all. No,

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Speaker 1: the water is not gonna be off. You're fine. Your

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Speaker 1: son just told us he wanted to listen to his

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Speaker 1: mom freak out on the radio, So oh my, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to Actually I can't even say what I'm going

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Speaker 1: to do on the radio, but I'm going to catch them.

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Speaker 1: You can mock my work, and I fully believe you

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