Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode of your host Kevin
Speaker 1: p Like, Yes, that Kevin Polo that contrary to modern belief,
Speaker 1: you should not, in fact put the line in the coconut.
Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meet it, should I wait, in
Speaker 1: no particular order, looks quickly checking with Gary Anthony Williams
Speaker 1: for his driving etiquette tips. Captain, First of all, God
Speaker 1: and disagree with the line in the coconut, even though
Speaker 1: I know medically you're not supposed to. I will literally,
Speaker 1: literally never ever have coconut without the line insured it
Speaker 1: forcibly inserted into it. Driving tips, Uh, do what I do.
Speaker 1: As soon as I buy a new car, I rip
Speaker 1: off the rear view mirrors and the side view mirrors
Speaker 1: because I'm not a dude who looks in the past.
Speaker 1: Don't right. I will never look in the past. I
Speaker 1: don't care what's back there. Look forward, straight ahead, a
Speaker 1: little to the side, just a little, just to let
Speaker 1: him know you you can't. Yeah, And to help people.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I take a ball peen hammer, never a hook hammer,
Speaker 1: just a regular ball peen and I go break people,
Speaker 1: uh side view mirrors, just so they're not tempted to
Speaker 1: look back. Don't be tempted folks. That's all he's trying
Speaker 1: to say. And now, please welcome back Jackie gonzalat the
Speaker 1: Ruth Jackie, never Jacqueline. When you travel by air, what
Speaker 1: is the most important item you must have with you? Gosh? Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say headphones. Uh. Yes, I have been in
Speaker 1: that position where I'm like, I don't have or like
Speaker 1: and you need the plug in headphones because if my phone,
Speaker 1: I don't want to look at my program on my
Speaker 1: little tiny phone. I want to watch the program on
Speaker 1: the TV in front of me. Ah, you still have
Speaker 1: a little tiny phone. And she watched his programs my program. Hey,
Speaker 1: look there's James Cheney, Jango and Jimmy. What's that thing
Speaker 1: you always do before you fall asleep at night? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess I guess it's it's just doom scrolling through
Speaker 1: Netflix possibilities and never settling on something like and then
Speaker 1: I'll Usually my favorite thing to fall asleep to is
Speaker 1: Neil deGrasse Tyson in the universe. Um, I'd like to
Speaker 1: try to mix it up. And I spend so much
Speaker 1: time just looking instead of choosing. I have an indecision
Speaker 1: problem something. Oh yeah, usually, and it's usually a documentary,
Speaker 1: because otherwise it's gonna be something I care about. Like
Speaker 1: I just finished Severance, which I love the show, but
Speaker 1: it's like you gotta stop before you're falling asleep, so
Speaker 1: you don't ruin an episode for yourself. Yeah, like crazy,
Speaker 1: you guys don't do that. No, No, you're not crazy.
Speaker 1: Too many people I would say, do it. Look over there,
Speaker 1: it's cold Strappon. Hello, America's pastime celebrator. In less than
Speaker 1: eleven words, what are the Detroit Tigers chances this year?
Speaker 1: They are actually pretty darn good to compete in the division? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hold on, that was eleven word? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I asked Kevin Pollock, did you say less than eleven?
Speaker 1: I said lesson? So yeah, the guy at the grocery store. Look,
Speaker 1: I go to that the item, So yeah, he's that guy.
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Speaker 1: it's a tool. Sing Mastro's enthusiasts. What sides would you
Speaker 1: like with your steak tonight? Uh, I'm big broccolini if
Speaker 1: they have it. If it's a fancy steakhouse, Broccolini, I'll
Speaker 1: take broccoli as well, mushrooms okay, sure, potatoes, any kind
Speaker 1: of potatoes. You can scalp him, you can mash them,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I'll take him on the side. Um,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, I'll take potatoes anyway. Um a
Speaker 1: chef choice. If if I can say that too, wha
Speaker 1: what then if he if they agree with that statement,
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Speaker 1: do you need all those stamps? Sir? What? What that that?
Speaker 1: That that that that depends on your your your definition
Speaker 1: of need, sir, That depends on your definition of need.
Speaker 1: Whether I need all these stamps? Must I have them? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: good to know. What about the salad ware? What now
Speaker 1: the salad ware? Do I need the salad wear? Let
Speaker 1: me hold on, let me let me allow you to
Speaker 1: speak to my wife on this, because I am this
Speaker 1: close and I don't know if you can see my
Speaker 1: fingers from where you're standing this close from slapping the
Speaker 1: taste out of your mouth. Honey, honey, m hmmmm, excuse me, babe.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to disturb you in the middle of what
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Speaker 1: number two do I need the salad? Where do you
Speaker 1: want to talk to him? Or should I continue? Did
Speaker 1: you let me take care of it? And in the
Speaker 1: meantime pin between these two totes? Oh my mama, all
Speaker 1: about these totes. Between these two totes. Hello, sir, I
Speaker 1: understand that you were talking to my husband who would
Speaker 1: like to buy some stamps about salad war. That's right.
Speaker 1: My name is Thomas Fur and um, you know we
Speaker 1: have various items in the salad ware department. Well, here's
Speaker 1: the thing, Mr Fur, Sir, he didn't ask for that,
Speaker 1: and you're bringing it up. Is a source subject for
Speaker 1: my husband, who's actually spent a lot of time and
Speaker 1: effort working on his physique. Ah, and you implying that
Speaker 1: he needs salad where it's offensive and hurtful. Maybe I
Speaker 1: chose the bluetote. Did you explain to him how offended
Speaker 1: and hurt I get by his asking me questions that
Speaker 1: apply to my weight? I didn't. I did in a
Speaker 1: calm manner. I I felt thank you for your calmness,
Speaker 1: and I stand corrected, And how may I be of
Speaker 1: service the stamps? Did we did we go far afoot?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? You're out of ice at this found machine? Um?
Speaker 1: What kind of what kind of establishment are you trying
Speaker 1: to run here? All right? Well, we're the Ice Brothers,
Speaker 1: and um, this is kind of embarrassing because pride ourselves
Speaker 1: on having our fountain things always full of ice. And
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Everything at Ice Brothers is cold. Everything
Speaker 1: you order here is cold. And now I feel like
Speaker 1: your drink will not be cold enough. And which one
Speaker 1: of you is Trevor Ice? Oh, I'm Trevor. I'm Trevor.
Speaker 1: That makes you Louis Ice? Realis Ice? Yeah? Please call
Speaker 1: me Louis. All right, Louis Ice. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: I can take my business over to the Ice family
Speaker 1: that's across the street. Tell him no, Luise, No, don't
Speaker 1: please please do? I mean that's that's that's that's the
Speaker 1: big the big ice store. And they say their family,
Speaker 1: but they're not. They have lots of funding and they
Speaker 1: have they're franchised. And we're just a mom and pop
Speaker 1: I shop. Your your mom and pop I stop shop
Speaker 1: is what that's our advertising? And if he's the only
Speaker 1: I stop shop I go to. Alright, let look up
Speaker 1: introduced me to this ice stop shop, sir, come right here.
Speaker 1: I understand that you had a situation with Trevor and Lewis.
Speaker 1: Yes across the street. Yes, I'm just we're welcome to
Speaker 1: our family establishment. Let me explain something. You will never
Speaker 1: ever find dissatisfaction here without ice. This is is that
Speaker 1: is that one block of ice. There's one block of ice.
Speaker 1: Take your shared off, Take your shared off. Um, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be cold, I'll be cold. You'll be surprised at
Speaker 1: the just slight coolness of eyes. Why am I fighting
Speaker 1: this here? You go? Oh yeah, I don't feel much colder,
Speaker 1: but I feel cool cool. Look look, I know that
Speaker 1: you've probably done ice business for years with Trevor and Lewis.
Speaker 1: And I hate to say this, and this is gonna
Speaker 1: sound gross, but all of the ice is made out
Speaker 1: of their own space. It here. We don't want we
Speaker 1: wouldn't do such a thing, you know. They said, And
Speaker 1: I don't like to bring up what competitors say, but
Speaker 1: they said that you're not a family business. Is that true?
Speaker 1: I'm not a family business. Let me get my wife, sir,
Speaker 1: hold on, darling, darling, Yes, would you come in here
Speaker 1: and explain to this man while I go choose between
Speaker 1: these two ice cubemakers, would you explain to him the
Speaker 1: familiarity of our business. I put my shirt on before
Speaker 1: your wife. Oh no, you don't have to put your
Speaker 1: shirt on. I mean it can. It depends on your
Speaker 1: comfort level. I'm certainly comfortable with what I'm looking at.
Speaker 1: Familiarity yes, well, family, no, no, thank you. I've seen children.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it all works out on paper. But we're
Speaker 1: not what you call braids, my husband, but you're it's hey,
Speaker 1: you're married. That's that's that's that's great, that's that's family.
Speaker 1: And I just want to bring my business to a family.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to wear a family. We
Speaker 1: have seven cats, one puppy, and a bird. Bird. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a it's kind of a loud bird. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you want me to introduce to you. Well,
Speaker 1: if i'm here, i'd like to meet them if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give my business to this store. Have you ever
Speaker 1: spoken with a bird before? I have not. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is exciting, sweetie, sweetie. Uh, this is mr. Oh, so,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, my Ted did Rosie is much much bigger
Speaker 1: than I thought. Look at the wingspan. Yeah, sweetie is
Speaker 1: a five footer. Sweetie, Ted, say hello to Ted b I. Um,
Speaker 1: that's a sweet dad. Wow, it's all right. Do you
Speaker 1: have any questions for sweet because I'll take a fourteen
Speaker 1: blocks of two inch ice? Sweetie? Do you want to
Speaker 1: help with the blocks of ice? Pa? That's a hard pass, um, Carrie.
Speaker 1: I called this roommate meeting because I've seen you opening
Speaker 1: up the fridge and the freezer, and I've seen you
Speaker 1: eyeballing my chicken nuggets. Uh uh, and then today I
Speaker 1: go to eat them and they're not there? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what happened to them? You fucking ate them? I didn't, you, liar,
Speaker 1: I'm your gaslighting me. Carry, you're gaslighting me. I have
Speaker 1: a chicken allergy. It's chicken. You see how much that's
Speaker 1: very important to me. I was hungry. It was late
Speaker 1: the story. Carry. Do you have an allergy? Or were
Speaker 1: you hungry? And I do have an allergy and that's
Speaker 1: why my wrists are all read nitchy. I don't think,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think this is working out. Please,
Speaker 1: please please, I can't afford this. Please for myself. Please
Speaker 1: don't leave, Please don't leave time that this has happening.
Speaker 1: I swear to myself I would not let it happen again. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you too ready to appear in front of Judge
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey? Mm hmm, Okay, here we go. Just follow me,
Speaker 1: d d and Danton Judge Harvey Show. Just go to
Speaker 1: your prospective spots where we showed you during rehearsal. Okay, okay, ladies,
Speaker 1: Dorman going now stand up for Judge Harvey. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank god, thank god, thank god. I just got this
Speaker 1: new suit. Downtown. They playtiff and the defendant. One is
Speaker 1: the plaine defend? Which one is the defend? And I've
Speaker 1: been defended because I didn't do what is being accused me.
Speaker 1: And I'm upset and I'm upset Steve. She always complains,
Speaker 1: so I'm sure she's been complained to. We've been roommates
Speaker 1: for two and a half years. Two and a half years.
Speaker 1: Just down the drain, Hold on, hold on, just one moment, yo, yo,
Speaker 1: I hate hate Timmy. Get my agent on the phone
Speaker 1: and get my agent. Yeah, of course, sorry, Hold on, people,
Speaker 1: I have Steve Harvey holding for you, right, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: Tecent tempercent okay, yeah, go ahead, sure, sure, put him on.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you. Man. Hey, look, I'm in the middle,
Speaker 1: like literally, we're taping live right now. The play defended,
Speaker 1: defending or standing in front of me live right now.
Speaker 1: We're taping live right now. I'm on live right now.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to take this more. What to call
Speaker 1: you to tell you to get me out of this contract. Man, Look,
Speaker 1: you've just got to do three more episodes, Steve, stand,
Speaker 1: but I feel like I feel like I've reached I've
Speaker 1: reached my level of hearing people complain about the most
Speaker 1: insignificant bullshit. No, I get that, Steve. I understand it's
Speaker 1: not the dream gig. But you know you've you've hosted shows.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've done family a few for twenty three
Speaker 1: years now. I mean, this is just three more episodes
Speaker 1: of this, Okay, Okay, Okay, I'm gonna go back out there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to put my heart into it, but
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, my heart's not in it. My
Speaker 1: heart's not in it. In it along, just don't let
Speaker 1: that show, Steve, Just don't let it show. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: pro did you do a favorite? Could you call Trevor
Speaker 1: and Louis ice and have them to bring me over
Speaker 1: right now, just to hunk of ice with salt like
Speaker 1: a salted ice, hunk like a salt lip for ice.
Speaker 1: You gotta, Steve, I'll make that call. That's the only
Speaker 1: way I'm gonna get through this man. Yeah, I understand,
Speaker 1: I understand. I'll make sure that they think of that
Speaker 1: ice to you. Judge. We're still we're still on the air, Judge,
Speaker 1: I know we live, right, We'll take them alive, right. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've heard your complaints. I understand your complaints. Uh, and
Speaker 1: I do not care about your complaints. God that has
Speaker 1: seen one, that has seen one, ladies and jews seen two.
Speaker 1: Comes from patron VP Ben b, who wrote scene suggest
Speaker 1: small time grocery store cashier desperate for gossip reads way
Speaker 1: too much into the ordinary items people are buying. You, guys,
Speaker 1: are the cats mewing pajamas? Ben, Hey, baby, when you
Speaker 1: go to the grocery store, will you just bring back
Speaker 1: some so no, please Sweden, they're unsweetened. The unsweetened. I
Speaker 1: don't believe in sugar anymore. I literally don't believe that
Speaker 1: it exists in it, right, okay? Anything else? No? No? No? People?
Speaker 1: How's it going today? Good? Great? I mean I just
Speaker 1: came to get one item, so you know, we'll just
Speaker 1: to let you know. There is a line that we
Speaker 1: do have that is ten items or less you can use.
Speaker 1: I know, it's crazy, right, and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: do that because why the ten items are less? Line
Speaker 1: is wide open. The ten items are less line is
Speaker 1: people can go to it. And I'm already first in line.
Speaker 1: This is terrific, and how are you? I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Do you mind if I go ahead
Speaker 1: of her? Since she could use the open one and
Speaker 1: I can't. And I've got all these groceries, So you'd
Speaker 1: like to go in front of me with my one
Speaker 1: item and your thirty seven items? Because why because there's
Speaker 1: a whole line dedicated to people just like you, and
Speaker 1: I gotta wait. Anyways, So are you where? If you
Speaker 1: had just kept to your peace and cueues, I'd be
Speaker 1: long on my way by now. The ten items are less,
Speaker 1: line is wide open. In fact, we're now giving away
Speaker 1: free groceries if anyone uses our ten item or last line.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm tempted, but I'm already here, and you've
Speaker 1: already got my autem in your hand. If you just
Speaker 1: go come on so you can see the situation. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. Let me go first, No, sir, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna discuss most here first. Four thirty eight, break
Speaker 1: the silks, drinking my husband's milk, calling grocery security to
Speaker 1: counter three, grocery security to counter three. So you just
Speaker 1: wanted this to move along? And look who's taking forever
Speaker 1: because of their own insanity? What is your nap? Hey,
Speaker 1: what's the problem here? Um? This gentleman was checking out.
Speaker 1: I'm Peter, and he was forcibly trying to tell the
Speaker 1: silk milk purchaser that he wanted to go first. So
Speaker 1: he then ripped the silk milk. Um, that's a low spill.
Speaker 1: We now, don't you have cameras and whatnot? Can you
Speaker 1: let's go to the video. I've always wanted to say
Speaker 1: that you're ripping, You're rip and say milks out of
Speaker 1: people's hands. Let me save everybody time. Ten items are less.
Speaker 1: Line right there, that was open. That's my crime, that's
Speaker 1: my crime. I got into the wrong line. Charleston, Charleston,
Speaker 1: I just heard them asking for the They were gonna
Speaker 1: want the video of an event that just happened in
Speaker 1: the store, and Charleston, I literally forgot to hook up
Speaker 1: the video cameras. There's any way you can get in
Speaker 1: there and just just we can shoot a fake video
Speaker 1: of whatever they think that just happened. That would really
Speaker 1: save my ass, really save my job, Charleston, Eric, Frank, Look,
Speaker 1: I did one hour film festival one time, and you
Speaker 1: were great. I don't work that fast normally. I like
Speaker 1: to compose shots. I like to rehearse with the cast
Speaker 1: and the crew. I like to do it correct. Here
Speaker 1: here in my house, Keith, it means that much to me.
Speaker 1: I will let you have my house for the entire
Speaker 1: summer and a portion of the fall if you will
Speaker 1: do me this one solid. It means a lot, Charleston.
Speaker 1: Do you even know what happened? If I had to
Speaker 1: reenact this, I need to know. There was something about milk,
Speaker 1: and there was a line. There was a line and
Speaker 1: there was something about milk. Your work is so amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm sure you can fill in the gap.
Speaker 1: All right, Frank. Look, I've got a couple, I've got
Speaker 1: a little acting troop on speed dial. I'll see if
Speaker 1: they're available, if they can come down. Of yes, I
Speaker 1: am free, of course I can do it for you.
Speaker 1: Is this so we're going to be doing anything from
Speaker 1: the board's collection. Uh, this isn't a Shakespeare work. This
Speaker 1: is a grocery store re enactment. Perhaps it's not a
Speaker 1: Christopher Marlowe thing. Uh, it's not to rang, it's not
Speaker 1: Neil Simon. In fact, it's we're going to contemporary. Is
Speaker 1: it Neil Simon? I just said it was not Neil Simon.
Speaker 1: I'm a listening actor. First I do I apologize for
Speaker 1: the error. All right, you're gonna be portraying the customer
Speaker 1: with thirty seven items. Uh, customer, I'm married, four kids,
Speaker 1: I live in a suburban home, and I've decided today
Speaker 1: is the day that i leave my job. But on
Speaker 1: the way home, I've decided to get grocery items. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna call Steve instead. But thank you for
Speaker 1: being available. Thank you. I'm still equit you. By the way, Great,
Speaker 1: this isn't a stage production, so it doesn't Darling. Pick
Speaker 1: up the phone. Come on, baby, pick up the phone.
Speaker 1: I need that soap. Pick up the phone. So we
Speaker 1: need pick up the Hello, where are you with the soap? Milk?
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here with a bowl of very dry cheios?
Speaker 1: And and they misshapp down at the grocery store. What
Speaker 1: kind of mishappened? Well? I was first in line by milk. Okay,
Speaker 1: everything was going. Then a truly insane individual came up
Speaker 1: behind me and started yelling at me about going out
Speaker 1: of line, getting into another Linearly, are you aware of this?
Speaker 1: There's a ten items or less. I never heard of it,
Speaker 1: never heard of it? So so how long? How long
Speaker 1: should I mean? What? What should let me ask? The officer?
Speaker 1: Hold on? How long? How much longer will this be? Uh?
Speaker 1: In terms of me getting out away home from Sorry,
Speaker 1: here's the tape. Here's the tape. Here's the tape of
Speaker 1: the incident. Accurate? Okay, yeah, I'll watch. I'll watch the tape.
Speaker 1: Do you see me? They're standing at the front of
Speaker 1: the line. I see like the back of someone's head.
Speaker 1: It's a little different, longer hair, trust me, it's me.
Speaker 1: And then the gentleman there's ringing up my one item.
Speaker 1: And then I'm not wearing that frilly outfit. Whatever that
Speaker 1: thing is around that person's neck that's not me. It's
Speaker 1: an ascot at lunatic right in the ascot. Listen, this
Speaker 1: is I don't know what to tell you. My job
Speaker 1: is hold on coming about an act break. This is
Speaker 1: this is good. I did that. Wow. And the Emmy
Speaker 1: for Best Actor and a Short goes to Convenience Story
Speaker 1: re enactment and Philip Harald say something, say something, Speach,
Speaker 1: say something, say something, Philip, feel free to say a
Speaker 1: few words. Um. Sorry, sorry, I don't usually get to
Speaker 1: speak out loud. The piece was obviously only video, so
Speaker 1: I debated doing my work when I was pulling this character.
Speaker 1: But if you look closely, I am actually talking. There's
Speaker 1: just no audio. And I want to thank the committee,
Speaker 1: the the group of well well wait wait wait, I
Speaker 1: got it. But there's a lot of people have forbidden
Speaker 1: on the stage. Hey, orchestra, I couldn't help, but notice
Speaker 1: you're playing people off with the commencement music. Pumping circumstance. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: we have a whole catalog of actual songs from TV
Speaker 1: and film. Yeah, it's just a pumping circumstances is our favorite.
Speaker 1: Al Right, guys, yeah, hey guys, I'm sorry to interrupt
Speaker 1: the meeting. Uh have you guys seen the ratings, the
Speaker 1: ratings doing up seven thousand percent because of I didn't
Speaker 1: get to see the show. By the way, whatever the
Speaker 1: music that they were playing last night, seven we hit
Speaker 1: the demographic. We finally hit that jackpot demographic. What what what?
Speaker 1: What you know? And itways, whatever happened, just keep it going.
Speaker 1: I got to go back to the car. Steve Harvey's
Speaker 1: out in my car. He's looking at a job change.
Speaker 1: He wants to show for me for the rest of
Speaker 1: his life. I gotta go. Oh yeah, I had to
Speaker 1: hand it to here. I really for me. I thought
Speaker 1: that's when the stim when he jumped the shark, But
Speaker 1: I guess this when he just found it for real footing. Um,
Speaker 1: here's another list of a bunch of traditional songs we
Speaker 1: could use green sleeves. Um, there's the thing you play
Speaker 1: at weddings, wedding march. Um. I think, hello, hello, hello, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at Mr Pumping Circumstance one moment. Please could
Speaker 1: at least have some whole music in here. This is hello, yeah,
Speaker 1: Mr Pumping Circumstance. You can call me pump Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my name is Philip. See more hofly Philip see more hofly.
Speaker 1: Can I call you Philip? Please do? I am an attorney,
Speaker 1: I'm a very litigious one. It appears that some of
Speaker 1: your music may have been used with and or without
Speaker 1: your knowledge, and I would like to represent you. What
Speaker 1: do you take? What's your what's your take on this
Speaker 1: firm handshake? Is payment enough for me? Is that payment enough?
Speaker 1: Yes for me? Okay, So so thank you first of
Speaker 1: all very much. Now give me a couple of credits,
Speaker 1: credentials previous cases before I take you as a new
Speaker 1: lawyer for free. Of course. Of course, have you ever
Speaker 1: seen the television show versus I? Have they named the
Speaker 1: show because of the legal things that I do in
Speaker 1: the courtroom versus? Yes? That was that was you? Yes? Wow, wow,
Speaker 1: wow wow wow. Just one more though, just yes? Of course?
Speaker 1: Do you remember the seventies when streaking was so popular?
Speaker 1: Can I just say I was just discussing this with
Speaker 1: my son, trying to explain to him that this actually
Speaker 1: took place. Can you believe just the whole generation that
Speaker 1: doesn't know? Maybe these four generations, Well, the reason most
Speaker 1: of those people were streaking is because literally I had
Speaker 1: sued the pants off of them. I'm very good, very litigious, Wow, Hey, Philip,
Speaker 1: I couldn't have a notice that you've been passing on
Speaker 1: these other pro bono cases to represent music usage without permission. Uh?
Speaker 1: There these three. This this guy here was accused of
Speaker 1: of of killing his wife. He didn't do it. He
Speaker 1: wouldn't take that one. Uh. This, this one here had
Speaker 1: his rights violated by an officer. You wouldn't take that one,
Speaker 1: touch it. But this you took the one of the
Speaker 1: guy who's music was used briefly as playoff on a ceremony. Philip,
Speaker 1: There's so many more cases you could take that are
Speaker 1: so much more worthy. I don't understand. Did someone use
Speaker 1: music when you were a kid that you didn't give
Speaker 1: permission for? Is this a personal quest that someone? Uh?
Speaker 1: Did someone use music? When are you asking me if
Speaker 1: I haven't been hurt music thief? That is exactly what
Speaker 1: I'm asking, Philip. Come to dinner. I'm gonna play the
Speaker 1: dinner music. Daddy, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Speaker 1: bum bum bum bum bum. Why is mamma getting mad
Speaker 1: and leaving the house? Daddy, she's mad because I I'd
Speaker 1: like to use music in every part of my life. Sure,
Speaker 1: I don't have the rights, but who does it really hurt.
Speaker 1: Hurt me, Daddy, she walked out. It hurt me. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's I didn't know. I mean, I've ever come back
Speaker 1: or and she never came back. Just like in the
Speaker 1: re enactment video. I just showed you she stomed out
Speaker 1: and she never returned. That the guy that played your mom,
Speaker 1: he's in a way because he is he equity because
Speaker 1: I'm doing the stage production later. I think he could
Speaker 1: be good for Absolutely, he's equity. He's equity. Great because
Speaker 1: my our town thing, I need above the board actors
Speaker 1: to do this rectly like I'm sorry, I didn't. I
Speaker 1: misunderstood that this is a personal thing, and I you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go ahead and I'll try to represent
Speaker 1: all these other cases by myself. You you take advantage
Speaker 1: of the of the ones that speak to you, and
Speaker 1: I won't get in the way. Order order in the court.
Speaker 1: Oh if it isn't Philip Seamore, halfly hell for the defendant, Hello,
Speaker 1: your honor, If I may be so bold as to
Speaker 1: call you that you may after all these years, you
Speaker 1: still have that bruise from my leg wrestling incident. It's healed, Philip,
Speaker 1: it's healed, but the scar inside my heart. It's not
Speaker 1: you know, that's actually dangerous. It could be black and ventrical.
Speaker 1: Oh well, we'll take a look, um. And for the plaintiff,
Speaker 1: who do we have in front of us? Um? Hi? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Sarah elliption, Sarah lip shit elption elliption. Sorry about that, Sarah,
Speaker 1: just kind of the perma plainment plaintiffs from appointiff m
Speaker 1: hm tera. I want you to know that my previous
Speaker 1: relationship with Philip Seymour Halfley won't bar me for giving
Speaker 1: a fair and unbiased final decision. You're before you continue,
Speaker 1: here's the chocolate bar that I promised I remember, remember
Speaker 1: dark with nuts yet nuts? All right? Before we commence
Speaker 1: opening arguments, will play our ceremonial opening commencement song, Oh great,
Speaker 1: dent dent Entent You running? Yes, I'm afraid I'm going
Speaker 1: to have to not only sue for the case that
Speaker 1: I came in here, but I'm afraid I'll also have
Speaker 1: to sue the court today. Excuse me, you're running? You
Speaker 1: are using that music I'm sure without proper you see rights,
Speaker 1: I'd like to submit into evidence my rights to Now
Speaker 1: this is what I call music three and I have
Speaker 1: the rights to all these songs. Take a look. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to interrupt, but can I get like
Speaker 1: a finalization on my first case? My roommate Carrie, she left,
Speaker 1: but I'm persistent and I want to make sure the
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets case. If I'm correct, I'm the Chicken nuggets case.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, I see it was passed over here.
Speaker 1: From Judge Harvey, sorry to hear about his retirement. Well,
Speaker 1: i'm me too. He's really a king of comedy and
Speaker 1: he's self. I really like watching him, and I'm I'm
Speaker 1: really upset. I'm going to find for the defendant on
Speaker 1: this one. It's chicken nuggets, not the end of the world.
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Speaker 1: look through the peeping hole. Can you not see my eye? Hello?
Speaker 1: You are there? Shout. I guess I'm gonna have to
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Speaker 1: We don't know who's out there, honey. But he keeps bing,
Speaker 1: banging so persistently, darling, Let me try to peek out
Speaker 1: the hole. Look at the hole. Let me lift your
Speaker 1: own because I know you're not. Don't let me lift
Speaker 1: you up, step onto my back. But why don't we
Speaker 1: lift each other up? Honey? Good one to It must
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Speaker 1: Don't open that door. Oh good, you're nice and tall.
Speaker 1: Look through that people, and if you see something I
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Speaker 1: lift with your neck one and three? Oh down, there's
Speaker 1: no one. There must be a child or or somebody shorter.
Speaker 1: Then let's just open the door and let it here
Speaker 1: we go. Yeah, yeah, thanks, I'm hungry. Okay, well I've
Speaker 1: I've recently fried a salad. If you're interested in fried salad,
Speaker 1: i'd like to Yeah, I offer you some of that, honey,
Speaker 1: I don't know that we want to invite this little
Speaker 1: being inside. His skin is bright redd and he's got horns.
Speaker 1: Remember page fifty two of the Bible, Thou shalt not
Speaker 1: deny the entrance for a man who is empty of stomach,
Speaker 1: for he may be full of heart. He's fifty two baby, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: he just looks a little scarier than most. It's a
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Speaker 1: you're hungry. If you you you should probably have that
Speaker 1: salad before, Darling, I'm gonna let you make this knife decision.
Speaker 1: You know that I'm always dangerous when it comes to shop,
Speaker 1: and all pointed out, we've agreed that our our grandson
Speaker 1: would take care of all of our finances. Now, I
Speaker 1: don't know that it's a good call for me to
Speaker 1: make this. How much, Mr Hungary? How much are these knives?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Well, there's the layweight program, and there's also uh.
Speaker 1: You can write a check today. You can pay me
Speaker 1: cash today. You can venmo me, you can paypalt me.
Speaker 1: You can hold on, Mr Hungary. No one tries to
Speaker 1: swindle my gran Who is this tall drink of water?
Speaker 1: But you're gonna saw us some knife. You have to
Speaker 1: tell me about five something on five eleven? Five eleven,
Speaker 1: damn near six ft? Yeah? What can you show? How
Speaker 1: would you guess? I? Um? Come on five? Two? Ha
Speaker 1: ha ha oh if I only three eight? Thank you? Hungry?
Speaker 1: How did it go? Did you bring back money? Don't
Speaker 1: be grumpy stinky? Is everyone doing good stuff? I need money? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need? You need? You need? Where funk am I figuring? No?
Speaker 1: Winky took him, Winky took his ship. Come on a bit,
Speaker 1: doesn't even smell the keen? Yeah? Here we she needs
Speaker 1: money and it's happed us to get it for where
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of it? Yeah good, I gotta
Speaker 1: get out of this wood. Imagine hunting, just renting, maybe
Speaker 1: a studio, maybe even a bachelor and that one has
Speaker 1: a tiny kitchen. That's maybe another profession other than being
Speaker 1: a pant. No, when you find a new place to live,
Speaker 1: will you bring us along with you? Yeah? Will we
Speaker 1: get to come? Will we get to come? Get to come?
Speaker 1: I can't wait to come? Who um? Listen, guys, I
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk to you about this until I
Speaker 1: secured myself a place in the big old city, right,
Speaker 1: But when I do, it's just gonna be mesh dirty
Speaker 1: is really upset about this is the first time I've
Speaker 1: ever spoken. I have been silent the whole time because
Speaker 1: I thought you'd always be Here's no much You're moving
Speaker 1: to the city without lovingness for likely. It feels so bad,
Speaker 1: and I had to talk. I'm sorry, but I'm bored.
Speaker 1: I'm just a little bit bored. I want a little
Speaker 1: more hustle, bustle, a little more flash, paint bizas, more
Speaker 1: people to talk to you sing songs with every activity
Speaker 1: we ever do. That's not enough for you, alright, Sorry,
Speaker 1: are you realized? Sorry you're such a little fellow. And
Speaker 1: I know you're new to speaking, but please lay down
Speaker 1: on my couch or sit up. Some patients are more
Speaker 1: comfortable with sitting up. So you say that this snow
Speaker 1: deserted you in your hour of need. Yeah, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I'm painfully, awkwardly shy. Everybody knows that. And and uh, look,
Speaker 1: I just live with all my brothers and and are
Speaker 1: adopted brother who I'm pretty sure is the devil. We
Speaker 1: live out in the forest, and you know, we just
Speaker 1: we just we you odd jobs, we were going to
Speaker 1: call mine. We do other things just to make her happy.
Speaker 1: And then finally, like we keep providing, providing, providing, and
Speaker 1: she leaves, she just leaves. Normally I would say that
Speaker 1: you have some issues that you need to get in
Speaker 1: touch with, but this seems like her problem. It seems
Speaker 1: like she is the cause of this problem. Oh so
Speaker 1: we're done. Here, we're done, You're good. Ms White. This
Speaker 1: is a this is a one bedroom, so it comes
Speaker 1: with a kitchen, a bathroom, and a separate room. Um.
Speaker 1: You're overlooking the train tracks here, so you're right close
Speaker 1: to the metro. Get you right into downtown if you'd
Speaker 1: like to go there. Um, it can also take you uptown,
Speaker 1: take it to the east side, to the west side
Speaker 1: as well. Great station right here. Um, just need to
Speaker 1: ask you a few questions. Current occupation yes, m hm, yes,
Speaker 1: great and uh um will you be co signing this
Speaker 1: with anybody or you'll be taking on the All right,
Speaker 1: Mr Charming? If I could show you into this what fun?
Speaker 1: Sorry I'm showing this right now. Yeah, I'm showing this
Speaker 1: to a Mr Charming. I've only got a thirty minute window. Guys,
Speaker 1: good looking. Yeah, I guess we could rochem bodis he
Speaker 1: who gets this department? But Mr Charming was ready to
Speaker 1: make a big move in his life here. Yeah, miss Way,
Speaker 1: he was doing the same thing. She's actually moving from
Speaker 1: the suburbs into the city. Uh huh, Yeah, well I'm
Speaker 1: moving from the castle with my parents to the city.
Speaker 1: Why don't we let them just sort it out instead
Speaker 1: of us. Why don't we let them sort it out?
Speaker 1: And in the meantime, you and I can leg wrestle
Speaker 1: just for old time sake. Huh. You want to lose again?
Speaker 1: Is that what happened? Of course I want to lose
Speaker 1: again in the bedroom. Let's go, let's go. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I really need this place. My parents are kings and
Speaker 1: king and queen. They're really They're just super imposing. And
Speaker 1: I'm trying to go out on my own. I know
Speaker 1: you've actually met. That's bullshit. I remember somebody like you. No,
Speaker 1: I just look a little different and my different outfit
Speaker 1: and I'm wearing pentaloons. But it's it's me. We danced
Speaker 1: once by a fountain. I think I don't know I
Speaker 1: was I drinking perhaps some if you were. I mean
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I don't remember that at all. Well,
Speaker 1: I have to say this working, Philip is working. Pantaloon's
Speaker 1: a forgetness of working. As long as she wears them,
Speaker 1: people will remember in the kingdom, will be ours bakers, doesn't.
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep watching the ball. You know. I'm here,
Speaker 1: and and and I and I'm and I want to
Speaker 1: be here. So I'm going to be here. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, just like I'm ready to put a deposit
Speaker 1: down and no offense. But those pantaloons don't look like
Speaker 1: they're full of money, and I come from the charming family. Well,
Speaker 1: these pantaloons are said to be full of forgiveness. And
Speaker 1: I for you know, and I forgive you for being
Speaker 1: a little bit I'm sorry. Who who are you? We're
Speaker 1: just seven brothers. We don't have room for another roommate. Lady,
Speaker 1: I'll have room. This is a funny joke. This is
Speaker 1: such a funny joke. Oh that's so great. I love it.
Speaker 1: Singing sounds familiar, but we have no idea who you are.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you'll have to leave immediately. I forgive you
Speaker 1: for your ruteness, but this is my home, and I honestly,
Speaker 1: don't have anywhere else to go. Oh now you got
Speaker 1: no place to go. I'm not cigarette you get any
Speaker 1: of them. No, I um oh, I have this here.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's a it's my only piece
Speaker 1: of money. And you could roll it up and and
Speaker 1: I suppose you could light it on fire and inhale
Speaker 1: that and charming. This is your place, dude. This is
Speaker 1: a ship. Oh yeah, but then we don't have to
Speaker 1: really like take care of it because it's super cheap. Charming, dude,
Speaker 1: you lived in that castle. This is a ship. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but we can treat it like a ship whole. Dude,
Speaker 1: what don't you get it? Like? I wanted to get
Speaker 1: out of the castle. I want to have a party.
Speaker 1: I want to have a gigger. I want to have
Speaker 1: a good time. What you have good? You can come
Speaker 1: to my castle, dude, with your parents. Yeah, my parents
Speaker 1: are pretty cool. How they aren't They're overwhelming? Dude, this
Speaker 1: place is a ship all it smells. Doctor. I'd like
Speaker 1: to lay down this session, if that's okay. Some of
Speaker 1: the patients have been lying down, so I'm sitting up.
Speaker 1: A lot of them are even just doing a deep
Speaker 1: squad during the session, but if you likely down, we
Speaker 1: can do that. Um okay, great, Um, I'm sorry I've
Speaker 1: never met you before. Forgive me no. Yeah, I've been
Speaker 1: coming to you for a year. Don't recognize you at home.
Speaker 1: This is a good exercise as this actually hasn't happening
Speaker 1: to me a lot, and I need to control what
Speaker 1: I end up doing. In return. I'm very upset. One
Speaker 1: of my best friends brothers, I would call him. Finally
Speaker 1: feels like we know we're not officially family. But hold
Speaker 1: on just one second. I just checked my calendar on
Speaker 1: my computer. It's no bridges at work day. Let me
Speaker 1: just ship me out of my bridges here, much more
Speaker 1: comfortable and feel free. I never look at a lady
Speaker 1: from the waist down. If you'd like to shimmy out
Speaker 1: of yours, that's fine. Now go ahead, Stranger, what were
Speaker 1: you saying? Well, oh, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: On one hand, I love a breeze. It's it's up
Speaker 1: to you. Another, I'm very comfortable as I go ahead. Then, Strange,
Speaker 1: you continue your story. I got in the kind of
Speaker 1: I don't know. I it wasn't a fight. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it was. But basically I'm sorry. On just
Speaker 1: one second. Oh, this breeze feels so good. Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't a fight, it with something something go ahead,
Speaker 1: basically one of my you know, it's like family. That's
Speaker 1: not officially, it's not like we have the same blood,
Speaker 1: but it's like we grew up together. So I feel
Speaker 1: like it and I gave him a doom. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: It's like a hot and I'm itchy and I'm getting
Speaker 1: a little bit of an itche Yes. If I were
Speaker 1: you strange here, I would look just shimmy and you're
Speaker 1: not gonna look. Hey, I read your new manuscript, and uh,
Speaker 1: it looks like you're I mean, first of all, your
Speaker 1: first book for us No I was huge hit, huge hit.
Speaker 1: But it looks like you're saying that women shouldn't wear pants.
Speaker 1: It looks like you're making the point that women shouldn't
Speaker 1: wear pants, that they should stay in dresses and be
Speaker 1: at their homes. I don't and it gets oddly erotic.
Speaker 1: I don't understand with the target audience is this feels
Speaker 1: really dated. It's just a plot point, a plot point
Speaker 1: to us to get you the next level of the
Speaker 1: chapter of the story. In um um, so it's it's
Speaker 1: not Eurotica. I have a whole set of rotica. I
Speaker 1: have these books here if you'd like many scripts. Physically.
Speaker 1: Are you from France or do you just talk that
Speaker 1: way to know I'm actually I'm just outside Luxembourg. You've
Speaker 1: heard I have heard of Luxembourg. Yes, be all different
Speaker 1: spelling families. Yeah, they are the kings and queens of Luxembourg.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, look I'm gonna finish out. There's like
Speaker 1: two pages left in this and I should have probably finished. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, forget forgive me. Oh, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he's here. I just he just brought in some new
Speaker 1: manuscripts and you've got to hear his words. Ah, there
Speaker 1: is a town outside of France, it seems to say,
Speaker 1: where the women And here's a real kick in the well,
Speaker 1: not a kick in the pants, where the women where
Speaker 1: no pants? Uh, sir? This is his new manuscript And
Speaker 1: I just I just researched this town right outside of France.
Speaker 1: And in fact, oh god, the women are literally running
Speaker 1: around pantless, sir. That is because of the pantaloons that
Speaker 1: help you forget. So if you don't wear the pantaloons.
Speaker 1: Then nobody forgets Hi. Welcome to sans pants. How can
Speaker 1: I help? I'm just looking for a top, right, Yeah
Speaker 1: we got we got another butt tops. Yeah. Yeah, You've
Speaker 1: come to the right place. I have to say, I'm
Speaker 1: just visiting. I'm just visiting for the week, okay, and
Speaker 1: no in town, just visiting. But yeah, this is my
Speaker 1: second day in town. I arrived late last night, so
Speaker 1: that doesn't really count. Um, just kind of slept and
Speaker 1: then woke up. And um, you must have some other
Speaker 1: unnecessary information for this visit that you can share with me.
Speaker 1: You like to gossip? Yes, I need to gossip. Busted busted? Yeah, Actually, um,
Speaker 1: my ex husband he's actually a French citizen and um
Speaker 1: he took our child and it sounds like he wears
Speaker 1: the pants. Wow. Um this I enjoyed this one. This
Speaker 1: one was pretty good. I mean to think that there
Speaker 1: is a place in France where the naked ladies dance,
Speaker 1: and there's and to be honest with you, sir, and
Speaker 1: forgive me, And then I really have to go get
Speaker 1: a coffee. They just got silk milked back at the
Speaker 1: coffee shop. Uh. This is a place that's right outside
Speaker 1: of France, All right, outside of France? Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: Can I bring anything back from the coffee place? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know? Actually, could you pick me up a big
Speaker 1: chunk of ice with salt on it from Louis and
Speaker 1: his brother? They thereat? I love that? Uh okay, So
Speaker 1: outside of France? Is there is there a hole in
Speaker 1: the wall where the men can see at all? Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that going to happen in the second book? Or
Speaker 1: did you want to read that? You WoT you read it? No?
Speaker 1: I just I just it just seems like that's where
Speaker 1: it was going. Yes, it's a while. It's simple books.
Speaker 1: There are simple books for simple minds, but they activate
Speaker 1: the mind. Um, it's because of my childhood. My parents
Speaker 1: never let me have music, and well I had to
Speaker 1: come up with my own sing song, lyrics and words.
Speaker 1: Your parents never let you have music. We have music
Speaker 1: playing all the time here. Don't you hear pomp and circumstances?
Speaker 1: But under us the whole time? No? Not's that's really
Speaker 1: you can't hear music either. It's playing right now, do
Speaker 1: you not? No? No I hear it? Oh what a beautiful,
Speaker 1: joyous place to work. Unlike my last job recreating scenes
Speaker 1: from life stories or acting as they would call it.
Speaker 1: That was your last job. You're you're an actor? Equity
Speaker 1: actually yes, yes, yes, who equity wow? Because I was
Speaker 1: in the production of Our Town Picnic, mostly outdoor settings,
Speaker 1: Shakespeare in the parking lot, many times in the parking lot. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: we did this. Just end on your Outside of France news.
Speaker 1: A group of construction workers have gone to work overnight
Speaker 1: and plugged the holes in every wall between here and Luxembourg.
Speaker 1: We'll have moralness at eleven. Brian, Oh, thank goodness, Brian,
Speaker 1: just in time. Let's thank all our alchemist please for
Speaker 1: this incredible episode, starting with of course Jackie freshly stretched,
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Speaker 1: to speak, to speak, just use the product. Gary Anthony Williams,
Speaker 1: thank you, Thank you, my friend. Always the pleasure. I'm
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Speaker 1: you're in a town uh and you want to see
Speaker 1: someone who's live anyway? Which is the roadbirst of whose line?
Speaker 1: I'll be doing that most of mate. Whenever this comes out, Kevin,
Speaker 1: I don't know, is there a website or something can Yeah,
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Speaker 1: folks if you can and a tool sing thank you
Speaker 1: as well well. Thank you for having me. It's always
Speaker 1: a pleasure to be amongst a very talented company. Um.
Speaker 1: You can find me at a tool time on all
Speaker 1: the socials and my website. We'll try to keep that
Speaker 1: posted with all the shows and happenings. So thanks again.
Speaker 1: When you say you'll try, yeah, I'm going to. I
Speaker 1: just like the current thing is not it's not there yet,
Speaker 1: so I just need to put that in. There's some
Speaker 1: future dates already set up, but that's felt like a disclaimer.
Speaker 1: I just Collstrott and thank you so much for being
Speaker 1: an alchemist and not a guest host. Yeah. Thanks, It's
Speaker 1: it's weird being on the other side, but I love
Speaker 1: doing that time of time. You can follow me at
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