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Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode of your host Kevin

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Speaker 1: p Like, Yes, that Kevin Polo that contrary to modern belief,

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Speaker 1: you should not, in fact put the line in the coconut.

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Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meet it, should I wait, in

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Speaker 1: no particular order, looks quickly checking with Gary Anthony Williams

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Speaker 1: for his driving etiquette tips. Captain, First of all, God

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Speaker 1: and disagree with the line in the coconut, even though

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Speaker 1: I know medically you're not supposed to. I will literally,

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Speaker 1: literally never ever have coconut without the line insured it

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Speaker 1: forcibly inserted into it. Driving tips, Uh, do what I do.

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Speaker 1: As soon as I buy a new car, I rip

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Speaker 1: off the rear view mirrors and the side view mirrors

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Speaker 1: because I'm not a dude who looks in the past.

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Speaker 1: Don't right. I will never look in the past. I

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Speaker 1: don't care what's back there. Look forward, straight ahead, a

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Speaker 1: little to the side, just a little, just to let

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Speaker 1: him know you you can't. Yeah, And to help people.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I take a ball peen hammer, never a hook hammer,

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Speaker 1: just a regular ball peen and I go break people,

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Speaker 1: uh side view mirrors, just so they're not tempted to

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Speaker 1: look back. Don't be tempted folks. That's all he's trying

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Speaker 1: to say. And now, please welcome back Jackie gonzalat the

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Speaker 1: Ruth Jackie, never Jacqueline. When you travel by air, what

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Speaker 1: is the most important item you must have with you? Gosh? Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say headphones. Uh. Yes, I have been in

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Speaker 1: that position where I'm like, I don't have or like

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Speaker 1: the TV in front of me. Ah, you still have

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Speaker 1: a little tiny phone. And she watched his programs my program. Hey,

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Speaker 1: look there's James Cheney, Jango and Jimmy. What's that thing

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Speaker 1: you always do before you fall asleep at night? Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess I guess it's it's just doom scrolling through

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Speaker 1: Netflix possibilities and never settling on something like and then

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Speaker 1: I'll Usually my favorite thing to fall asleep to is

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Speaker 1: Neil deGrasse Tyson in the universe. Um, I'd like to

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Speaker 1: time just looking instead of choosing. I have an indecision

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Speaker 1: problem something. Oh yeah, usually, and it's usually a documentary,

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Speaker 1: because otherwise it's gonna be something I care about. Like

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Speaker 1: I just finished Severance, which I love the show, but

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Speaker 1: it's like you gotta stop before you're falling asleep, so

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Speaker 1: you don't ruin an episode for yourself. Yeah, like crazy,

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Speaker 1: you guys don't do that. No, No, you're not crazy.

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Speaker 1: Too many people I would say, do it. Look over there,

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Speaker 1: it's cold Strappon. Hello, America's pastime celebrator. In less than

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Speaker 1: eleven words, what are the Detroit Tigers chances this year?

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Speaker 1: They are actually pretty darn good to compete in the division? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hold on, that was eleven word? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I asked Kevin Pollock, did you say less than eleven?

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Speaker 1: I said lesson? So yeah, the guy at the grocery store. Look,

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Speaker 1: I go to that the item, So yeah, he's that guy.

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Speaker 1: I just needed everyone to know it. And last, but

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Speaker 1: no more rollos for you. If you think of leaves,

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Speaker 1: it's a tool. Sing Mastro's enthusiasts. What sides would you

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Speaker 1: like with your steak tonight? Uh, I'm big broccolini if

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Speaker 1: they have it. If it's a fancy steakhouse, Broccolini, I'll

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Speaker 1: take broccoli as well, mushrooms okay, sure, potatoes, any kind

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Speaker 1: of potatoes. You can scalp him, you can mash them,

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Speaker 1: ah finally, irrationally angry at minor inconveniences. Yes, Jesse, Uh,

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Speaker 1: do you need all those stamps? Sir? What? What that that?

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Speaker 1: That that that that depends on your your your definition

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Speaker 1: Whether I need all these stamps? Must I have them? Yes? Okay,

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Speaker 1: good to know. What about the salad ware? What now

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Speaker 1: me two questions. One do I need the stamps? And

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Speaker 1: number two do I need the salad? Where do you

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Speaker 1: want to talk to him? Or should I continue? Did

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Speaker 1: you let me take care of it? And in the

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Speaker 1: about these totes. Between these two totes. Hello, sir, I

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Speaker 1: understand that you were talking to my husband who would

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Speaker 1: like to buy some stamps about salad war. That's right.

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Speaker 1: have various items in the salad ware department. Well, here's

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Speaker 1: the thing, Mr Fur, Sir, he didn't ask for that,

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Speaker 1: effort working on his physique. Ah, and you implying that

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Speaker 1: chose the bluetote. Did you explain to him how offended

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? You're out of ice at this found machine? Um?

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Speaker 1: What kind of what kind of establishment are you trying

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Speaker 1: to run here? All right? Well, we're the Ice Brothers,

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Speaker 1: and um, this is kind of embarrassing because pride ourselves

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. Everything at Ice Brothers is cold. Everything

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Speaker 1: you order here is cold. And now I feel like

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Speaker 1: of you is Trevor Ice? Oh, I'm Trevor. I'm Trevor.

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Speaker 1: That makes you Louis Ice? Realis Ice? Yeah? Please call

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Speaker 1: I can take my business over to the Ice family

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Speaker 1: that's across the street. Tell him no, Luise, No, don't

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Speaker 1: but they're not. They have lots of funding and they

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Speaker 1: have they're franchised. And we're just a mom and pop

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Speaker 1: I shop. Your your mom and pop I stop shop

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Speaker 1: is what that's our advertising? And if he's the only

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Speaker 1: I stop shop I go to. Alright, let look up

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Speaker 1: introduced me to this ice stop shop, sir, come right here.

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Speaker 1: I understand that you had a situation with Trevor and Lewis.

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Speaker 1: Yes across the street. Yes, I'm just we're welcome to

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Speaker 1: our family establishment. Let me explain something. You will never

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Speaker 1: ever find dissatisfaction here without ice. This is is that

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Speaker 1: is that one block of ice. There's one block of ice.

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Speaker 1: Take your shared off, Take your shared off. Um, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be cold, I'll be cold. You'll be surprised at

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Speaker 1: the just slight coolness of eyes. Why am I fighting

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Speaker 1: this here? You go? Oh yeah, I don't feel much colder,

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Speaker 1: but I feel cool cool. Look look, I know that

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Speaker 1: you've probably done ice business for years with Trevor and Lewis.

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Speaker 1: And I hate to say this, and this is gonna

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Speaker 1: of their own space. It here. We don't want we

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Speaker 1: wouldn't do such a thing, you know. They said, And

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Speaker 1: I don't like to bring up what competitors say, but

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Speaker 1: they said that you're not a family business. Is that true?

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Speaker 1: I'm not a family business. Let me get my wife, sir,

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Speaker 1: hold on, darling, darling, Yes, would you come in here

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Speaker 1: these two ice cubemakers, would you explain to him the

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Speaker 1: your wife. Oh no, you don't have to put your

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Speaker 1: comfort level. I'm certainly comfortable with what I'm looking at.

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Speaker 1: Familiarity yes, well, family, no, no, thank you. I've seen children.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it all works out on paper. But we're

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Speaker 1: not what you call braids, my husband, but you're it's hey,

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Speaker 1: you're married. That's that's that's that's great, that's that's family.

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Speaker 1: And I just want to bring my business to a family.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to wear a family. We

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Speaker 1: have seven cats, one puppy, and a bird. Bird. Wow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: know if you want me to introduce to you. Well,

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Speaker 1: if i'm here, i'd like to meet them if I'm

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Speaker 1: is exciting, sweetie, sweetie. Uh, this is mr. Oh, so,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, my Ted did Rosie is much much bigger

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Speaker 1: blocks of two inch ice? Sweetie? Do you want to

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Speaker 1: help with the blocks of ice? Pa? That's a hard pass, um, Carrie.

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Speaker 1: I called this roommate meeting because I've seen you opening

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Speaker 1: eyeballing my chicken nuggets. Uh uh, and then today I

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Speaker 1: go to eat them and they're not there? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what happened to them? You fucking ate them? I didn't, you, liar,

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Speaker 1: I'm your gaslighting me. Carry, you're gaslighting me. I have

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Speaker 1: a chicken allergy. It's chicken. You see how much that's

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Speaker 1: very important to me. I was hungry. It was late

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Speaker 1: I swear to myself I would not let it happen again. Okay,

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Speaker 1: d d and Danton Judge Harvey Show. Just go to

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Speaker 1: I'm a listening actor. First I do I apologize for

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Speaker 1: Mr Pumping Circumstance. You can call me pump Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my name is Philip. See more hofly Philip see more hofly.

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Speaker 1: Can I call you Philip? Please do? I am an attorney,

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Speaker 1: I'm a very litigious one. It appears that some of

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Speaker 1: Yes for me? Okay, So so thank you first of

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Speaker 1: all very much. Now give me a couple of credits,

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Speaker 1: lawyer for free. Of course. Of course, have you ever

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Speaker 1: seen the television show versus I? Have they named the

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Speaker 1: the courtroom versus? Yes? That was that was you? Yes? Wow, wow,

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Speaker 1: doesn't know? Maybe these four generations, Well, the reason most

416
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: of those people were streaking is because literally I had

417
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: sued the pants off of them. I'm very good, very litigious, Wow, Hey, Philip,

418
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: I couldn't have a notice that you've been passing on

419
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: these other pro bono cases to represent music usage without permission. Uh?

420
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: There these three. This this guy here was accused of

421
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: of of killing his wife. He didn't do it. He

422
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: wouldn't take that one. Uh. This, this one here had

423
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 1: his rights violated by an officer. You wouldn't take that one,

424
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: touch it. But this you took the one of the

425
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: guy who's music was used briefly as playoff on a ceremony. Philip,

426
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,719
Speaker 1: There's so many more cases you could take that are

427
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: so much more worthy. I don't understand. Did someone use

428
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 1: music when you were a kid that you didn't give

429
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: permission for? Is this a personal quest that someone? Uh?

430
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: Did someone use music? When are you asking me if

431
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: I haven't been hurt music thief? That is exactly what

432
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm asking, Philip. Come to dinner. I'm gonna play the

433
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: dinner music. Daddy, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

434
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: bum bum bum bum bum. Why is mamma getting mad

435
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: and leaving the house? Daddy, she's mad because I I'd

436
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 1: like to use music in every part of my life. Sure,

437
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: I don't have the rights, but who does it really hurt.

438
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 1: Hurt me, Daddy, she walked out. It hurt me. Wow,

439
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 1: that's I didn't know. I mean, I've ever come back

440
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: or and she never came back. Just like in the

441
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: re enactment video. I just showed you she stomed out

442
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: and she never returned. That the guy that played your mom,

443
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: he's in a way because he is he equity because

444
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: I'm doing the stage production later. I think he could

445
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: be good for Absolutely, he's equity. He's equity. Great because

446
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: my our town thing, I need above the board actors

447
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: to do this rectly like I'm sorry, I didn't. I

448
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: misunderstood that this is a personal thing, and I you know,

449
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,719
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go ahead and I'll try to represent

450
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: all these other cases by myself. You you take advantage

451
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: of the of the ones that speak to you, and

452
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: I won't get in the way. Order order in the court.

453
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: Oh if it isn't Philip Seamore, halfly hell for the defendant, Hello,

454
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: your honor, If I may be so bold as to

455
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: call you that you may after all these years, you

456
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: still have that bruise from my leg wrestling incident. It's healed, Philip,

457
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: it's healed, but the scar inside my heart. It's not

458
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: you know, that's actually dangerous. It could be black and ventrical.

459
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: Oh well, we'll take a look, um. And for the plaintiff,

460
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: who do we have in front of us? Um? Hi? Yeah,

461
00:29:54,240 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: Sarah elliption, Sarah lip shit elption elliption. Sorry about that, Sarah,

462
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: just kind of the perma plainment plaintiffs from appointiff m

463
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,479
Speaker 1: hm tera. I want you to know that my previous

464
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: relationship with Philip Seymour Halfley won't bar me for giving

465
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: a fair and unbiased final decision. You're before you continue,

466
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,959
Speaker 1: here's the chocolate bar that I promised I remember, remember

467
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: dark with nuts yet nuts? All right? Before we commence

468
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: opening arguments, will play our ceremonial opening commencement song, Oh great,

469
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: dent dent Entent You running? Yes, I'm afraid I'm going

470
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: to have to not only sue for the case that

471
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: I came in here, but I'm afraid I'll also have

472
00:30:54,520 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 1: to sue the court today. Excuse me, you're running? You

473
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: are using that music I'm sure without proper you see rights,

474
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: I'd like to submit into evidence my rights to Now

475
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: this is what I call music three and I have

476
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: the rights to all these songs. Take a look. Um.

477
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: I don't mean to interrupt, but can I get like

478
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: a finalization on my first case? My roommate Carrie, she left,

479
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: but I'm persistent and I want to make sure the

480
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets case. If I'm correct, I'm the Chicken nuggets case.

481
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, I see it was passed over here.

482
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: From Judge Harvey, sorry to hear about his retirement. Well,

483
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: i'm me too. He's really a king of comedy and

484
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: he's self. I really like watching him, and I'm I'm

485
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: really upset. I'm going to find for the defendant on

486
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: this one. It's chicken nuggets, not the end of the world.

487
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: What that is? Scene too three from listener Milton J.

488
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: Who wrote, Hello, I recently had to refrain from donating

489
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: my life savings to your patron because of the quadrupled

490
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: price of electricity here in Sweden. I'm confused if it's

491
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: suggestions you want sent in or my life story. Anyways,

492
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,719
Speaker 1: you guys are one of few reasons to stay alive.

493
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: The suggestion door to door salesman named hungry yours truly

494
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: Milton bing Bong, Hello, Hello, are you are you outside

495
00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: the door? Bing Bong? Can you see I'm trying to

496
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: look through the peeping hole. Can you not see my eye? Hello?

497
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: You are there? Shout. I guess I'm gonna have to

498
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: just let him in, Honey, who's a don't open the door.

499
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: We don't know who's out there, honey. But he keeps bing,

500
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: banging so persistently, darling, Let me try to peek out

501
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: the hole. Look at the hole. Let me lift your

502
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: own because I know you're not. Don't let me lift

503
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: you up, step onto my back. But why don't we

504
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: lift each other up? Honey? Good one to It must

505
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: be a child, they must be They must be a child.

506
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: Don't open that door. Oh good, you're nice and tall.

507
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: Look through that people, and if you see something I

508
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: don't need a boost, don't don't. Is part of this

509
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: being in the family. We're gonna get you and one baby, remember,

510
00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: lift with your neck one and three? Oh down, there's

511
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: no one. There must be a child or or somebody shorter.

512
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: Then let's just open the door and let it here

513
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: we go. Yeah, yeah, thanks, I'm hungry. Okay, well I've

514
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: I've recently fried a salad. If you're interested in fried salad,

515
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: i'd like to Yeah, I offer you some of that, honey,

516
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,720
Speaker 1: I don't know that we want to invite this little

517
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: being inside. His skin is bright redd and he's got horns.

518
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: Remember page fifty two of the Bible, Thou shalt not

519
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: deny the entrance for a man who is empty of stomach,

520
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: for he may be full of heart. He's fifty two baby, alright, alright,

521
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: he just looks a little scarier than most. It's a

522
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: bitt people. Five. If I can introduce you in the

523
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: latest greatest knife collection, and again, I'm hungry. I understand

524
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: you're hungry. If you you you should probably have that

525
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: salad before, Darling, I'm gonna let you make this knife decision.

526
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,720
Speaker 1: You know that I'm always dangerous when it comes to shop,

527
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: and all pointed out, we've agreed that our our grandson

528
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: would take care of all of our finances. Now, I

529
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: don't know that it's a good call for me to

530
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 1: make this. How much, Mr Hungary? How much are these knives?

531
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: Thank you? Well, there's the layweight program, and there's also uh.

532
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: You can write a check today. You can pay me

533
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: cash today. You can venmo me, you can paypalt me.

534
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 1: You can hold on, Mr Hungary. No one tries to

535
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: swindle my gran Who is this tall drink of water?

536
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: But you're gonna saw us some knife. You have to

537
00:35:55,680 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: tell me about five something on five eleven? Five eleven,

538
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: damn near six ft? Yeah? What can you show? How

539
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 1: would you guess? I? Um? Come on five? Two? Ha

540
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: ha ha oh if I only three eight? Thank you? Hungry?

541
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 1: How did it go? Did you bring back money? Don't

542
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:37,439
Speaker 1: be grumpy stinky? Is everyone doing good stuff? I need money? Yeah? Yeah,

543
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: you need? You need? You need? Where funk am I figuring? No?

544
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 1: Winky took him, Winky took his ship. Come on a bit,

545
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: doesn't even smell the keen? Yeah? Here we she needs

546
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 1: money and it's happed us to get it for where

547
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of it? Yeah good, I gotta

548
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:03,720
Speaker 1: get out of this wood. Imagine hunting, just renting, maybe

549
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: a studio, maybe even a bachelor and that one has

550
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: a tiny kitchen. That's maybe another profession other than being

551
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,919
Speaker 1: a pant. No, when you find a new place to live,

552
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: will you bring us along with you? Yeah? Will we

553
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: get to come? Will we get to come? Get to come?

554
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: I can't wait to come? Who um? Listen, guys, I

555
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk to you about this until I

556
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 1: secured myself a place in the big old city, right,

557
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: But when I do, it's just gonna be mesh dirty

558
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 1: is really upset about this is the first time I've

559
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: ever spoken. I have been silent the whole time because

560
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: I thought you'd always be Here's no much You're moving

561
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: to the city without lovingness for likely. It feels so bad,

562
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: and I had to talk. I'm sorry, but I'm bored.

563
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: I'm just a little bit bored. I want a little

564
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: more hustle, bustle, a little more flash, paint bizas, more

565
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: people to talk to you sing songs with every activity

566
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: we ever do. That's not enough for you, alright, Sorry,

567
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: are you realized? Sorry you're such a little fellow. And

568
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: I know you're new to speaking, but please lay down

569
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 1: on my couch or sit up. Some patients are more

570
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: comfortable with sitting up. So you say that this snow

571
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: deserted you in your hour of need. Yeah, I mean, look,

572
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm painfully, awkwardly shy. Everybody knows that. And and uh, look,

573
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: I just live with all my brothers and and are

574
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: adopted brother who I'm pretty sure is the devil. We

575
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: live out in the forest, and you know, we just

576
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 1: we just we you odd jobs, we were going to

577
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: call mine. We do other things just to make her happy.

578
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: And then finally, like we keep providing, providing, providing, and

579
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: she leaves, she just leaves. Normally I would say that

580
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: you have some issues that you need to get in

581
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: touch with, but this seems like her problem. It seems

582
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: like she is the cause of this problem. Oh so

583
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 1: we're done. Here, we're done, You're good. Ms White. This

584
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: is a this is a one bedroom, so it comes

585
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: with a kitchen, a bathroom, and a separate room. Um.

586
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: You're overlooking the train tracks here, so you're right close

587
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: to the metro. Get you right into downtown if you'd

588
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: like to go there. Um, it can also take you uptown,

589
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,439
Speaker 1: take it to the east side, to the west side

590
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: as well. Great station right here. Um, just need to

591
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 1: ask you a few questions. Current occupation yes, m hm, yes,

592
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: great and uh um will you be co signing this

593
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: with anybody or you'll be taking on the All right,

594
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: Mr Charming? If I could show you into this what fun?

595
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: Sorry I'm showing this right now. Yeah, I'm showing this

596
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:13,720
Speaker 1: to a Mr Charming. I've only got a thirty minute window. Guys,

597
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: good looking. Yeah, I guess we could rochem bodis he

598
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: who gets this department? But Mr Charming was ready to

599
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 1: make a big move in his life here. Yeah, miss Way,

600
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: he was doing the same thing. She's actually moving from

601
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: the suburbs into the city. Uh huh, Yeah, well I'm

602
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: moving from the castle with my parents to the city.

603
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: Why don't we let them just sort it out instead

604
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: of us. Why don't we let them sort it out?

605
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: And in the meantime, you and I can leg wrestle

606
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: just for old time sake. Huh. You want to lose again?

607
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,839
Speaker 1: Is that what happened? Of course I want to lose

608
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 1: again in the bedroom. Let's go, let's go. Yeah, I'm sorry.

609
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: I really need this place. My parents are kings and

610
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: king and queen. They're really They're just super imposing. And

611
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 1: I'm trying to go out on my own. I know

612
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: you've actually met. That's bullshit. I remember somebody like you. No,

613
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: I just look a little different and my different outfit

614
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: and I'm wearing pentaloons. But it's it's me. We danced

615
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: once by a fountain. I think I don't know I

616
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: was I drinking perhaps some if you were. I mean

617
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I don't remember that at all. Well,

618
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:40,439
Speaker 1: I have to say this working, Philip is working. Pantaloon's

619
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: a forgetness of working. As long as she wears them,

620
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: people will remember in the kingdom, will be ours bakers, doesn't.

621
00:41:53,880 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep watching the ball. You know. I'm here,

622
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: and and and I and I'm and I want to

623
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: be here. So I'm going to be here. Thank you

624
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: so much, just like I'm ready to put a deposit

625
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 1: down and no offense. But those pantaloons don't look like

626
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: they're full of money, and I come from the charming family. Well,

627
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: these pantaloons are said to be full of forgiveness. And

628
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 1: I for you know, and I forgive you for being

629
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: a little bit I'm sorry. Who who are you? We're

630
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 1: just seven brothers. We don't have room for another roommate. Lady,

631
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: I'll have room. This is a funny joke. This is

632
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: such a funny joke. Oh that's so great. I love it.

633
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: Singing sounds familiar, but we have no idea who you are.

634
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you'll have to leave immediately. I forgive you

635
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: for your ruteness, but this is my home, and I honestly,

636
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: don't have anywhere else to go. Oh now you got

637
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: no place to go. I'm not cigarette you get any

638
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: of them. No, I um oh, I have this here.

639
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's a it's my only piece

640
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: of money. And you could roll it up and and

641
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: I suppose you could light it on fire and inhale

642
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: that and charming. This is your place, dude. This is

643
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 1: a ship. Oh yeah, but then we don't have to

644
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: really like take care of it because it's super cheap. Charming, dude,

645
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: you lived in that castle. This is a ship. Oh yeah,

646
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 1: but we can treat it like a ship whole. Dude,

647
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: what don't you get it? Like? I wanted to get

648
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: out of the castle. I want to have a party.

649
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: I want to have a gigger. I want to have

650
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: a good time. What you have good? You can come

651
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 1: to my castle, dude, with your parents. Yeah, my parents

652
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: are pretty cool. How they aren't They're overwhelming? Dude, this

653
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: place is a ship all it smells. Doctor. I'd like

654
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: to lay down this session, if that's okay. Some of

655
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: the patients have been lying down, so I'm sitting up.

656
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: A lot of them are even just doing a deep

657
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: squad during the session, but if you likely down, we

658
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: can do that. Um okay, great, Um, I'm sorry I've

659
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: never met you before. Forgive me no. Yeah, I've been

660
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: coming to you for a year. Don't recognize you at home.

661
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: This is a good exercise as this actually hasn't happening

662
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: to me a lot, and I need to control what

663
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: I end up doing. In return. I'm very upset. One

664
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: of my best friends brothers, I would call him. Finally

665
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: feels like we know we're not officially family. But hold

666
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: on just one second. I just checked my calendar on

667
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: my computer. It's no bridges at work day. Let me

668
00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 1: just ship me out of my bridges here, much more

669
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: comfortable and feel free. I never look at a lady

670
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: from the waist down. If you'd like to shimmy out

671
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: of yours, that's fine. Now go ahead, Stranger, what were

672
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: you saying? Well, oh, I don't know what to do.

673
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: On one hand, I love a breeze. It's it's up

674
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:24,760
Speaker 1: to you. Another, I'm very comfortable as I go ahead. Then, Strange,

675
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: you continue your story. I got in the kind of

676
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. I it wasn't a fight. I don't

677
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: know what it was. But basically I'm sorry. On just

678
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: one second. Oh, this breeze feels so good. Yes, go ahead.

679
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 1: So it wasn't a fight, it with something something go ahead,

680
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 1: basically one of my you know, it's like family. That's

681
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: not officially, it's not like we have the same blood,

682
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 1: but it's like we grew up together. So I feel

683
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: like it and I gave him a doom. I'm so sorry.

684
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: It's like a hot and I'm itchy and I'm getting

685
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: a little bit of an itche Yes. If I were

686
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: you strange here, I would look just shimmy and you're

687
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 1: not gonna look. Hey, I read your new manuscript, and uh,

688
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 1: it looks like you're I mean, first of all, your

689
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: first book for us No I was huge hit, huge hit.

690
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: But it looks like you're saying that women shouldn't wear pants.

691
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: It looks like you're making the point that women shouldn't

692
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 1: wear pants, that they should stay in dresses and be

693
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: at their homes. I don't and it gets oddly erotic.

694
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: I don't understand with the target audience is this feels

695
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 1: really dated. It's just a plot point, a plot point

696
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: to us to get you the next level of the

697
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 1: chapter of the story. In um um, so it's it's

698
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: not Eurotica. I have a whole set of rotica. I

699
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 1: have these books here if you'd like many scripts. Physically.

700
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: Are you from France or do you just talk that

701
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 1: way to know I'm actually I'm just outside Luxembourg. You've

702
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: heard I have heard of Luxembourg. Yes, be all different

703
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 1: spelling families. Yeah, they are the kings and queens of Luxembourg.

704
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: All right, Well, look I'm gonna finish out. There's like

705
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 1: two pages left in this and I should have probably finished. Sorry,

706
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, forget forgive me. Oh, oh my god,

707
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 1: he's here. I just he just brought in some new

708
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: manuscripts and you've got to hear his words. Ah, there

709
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: is a town outside of France, it seems to say,

710
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: where the women And here's a real kick in the well,

711
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 1: not a kick in the pants, where the women where

712
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: no pants? Uh, sir? This is his new manuscript And

713
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 1: I just I just researched this town right outside of France.

714
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: And in fact, oh god, the women are literally running

715
00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: around pantless, sir. That is because of the pantaloons that

716
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: help you forget. So if you don't wear the pantaloons.

717
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: Then nobody forgets Hi. Welcome to sans pants. How can

718
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: I help? I'm just looking for a top, right, Yeah

719
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 1: we got we got another butt tops. Yeah. Yeah, You've

720
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,439
Speaker 1: come to the right place. I have to say, I'm

721
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: just visiting. I'm just visiting for the week, okay, and

722
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: no in town, just visiting. But yeah, this is my

723
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: second day in town. I arrived late last night, so

724
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: that doesn't really count. Um, just kind of slept and

725
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: then woke up. And um, you must have some other

726
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: unnecessary information for this visit that you can share with me.

727
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: You like to gossip? Yes, I need to gossip. Busted busted? Yeah, Actually, um,

728
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 1: my ex husband he's actually a French citizen and um

729
00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:00,399
Speaker 1: he took our child and it sounds like he wears

730
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: the pants. Wow. Um this I enjoyed this one. This

731
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: one was pretty good. I mean to think that there

732
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: is a place in France where the naked ladies dance,

733
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 1: and there's and to be honest with you, sir, and

734
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: forgive me, And then I really have to go get

735
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: a coffee. They just got silk milked back at the

736
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: coffee shop. Uh. This is a place that's right outside

737
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: of France, All right, outside of France? Yeah, all right?

738
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: Can I bring anything back from the coffee place? Uh?

739
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: You know? Actually, could you pick me up a big

740
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: chunk of ice with salt on it from Louis and

741
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: his brother? They thereat? I love that? Uh okay, So

742
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: outside of France? Is there is there a hole in

743
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: the wall where the men can see at all? Is that?

744
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 1: Is that going to happen in the second book? Or

745
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: did you want to read that? You WoT you read it? No?

746
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 1: I just I just it just seems like that's where

747
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: it was going. Yes, it's a while. It's simple books.

748
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: There are simple books for simple minds, but they activate

749
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: the mind. Um, it's because of my childhood. My parents

750
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: never let me have music, and well I had to

751
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: come up with my own sing song, lyrics and words.

752
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: Your parents never let you have music. We have music

753
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: playing all the time here. Don't you hear pomp and circumstances?

754
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: But under us the whole time? No? Not's that's really

755
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:40,800
Speaker 1: you can't hear music either. It's playing right now, do

756
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: you not? No? No I hear it? Oh what a beautiful,

757
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: joyous place to work. Unlike my last job recreating scenes

758
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: from life stories or acting as they would call it.

759
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: That was your last job. You're you're an actor? Equity

760
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: actually yes, yes, yes, who equity wow? Because I was

761
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 1: in the production of Our Town Picnic, mostly outdoor settings,

762
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: Shakespeare in the parking lot, many times in the parking lot. Yes, yes,

763
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: we did this. Just end on your Outside of France news.

764
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,240
Speaker 1: A group of construction workers have gone to work overnight

765
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: and plugged the holes in every wall between here and Luxembourg.

766
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 1: We'll have moralness at eleven. Brian, Oh, thank goodness, Brian,

767
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: just in time. Let's thank all our alchemist please for

768
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: this incredible episode, starting with of course Jackie freshly stretched,

769
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 1: ruth oh fell good, thank you for having me? What

770
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: a blast? Always can folks find you on the socials?

771
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: I'm at Jackie, Druthy and new episode knew me. If

772
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: you're watching the NBA these days, you're gonna see me

773
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: in a Draft Kings commercial. Look out teased it last

774
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: up and now you know exactly the product more nice

775
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: and I really actually quite liked the products. And they

776
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: knew you were a big fan of the Draft Kings.

777
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: You've been using them for a number of years. Right,

778
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: That's how you get commercial gigs. You gotta be able

779
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 1: to speak, to speak, just use the product. Gary Anthony Williams,

780
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: thank you, Thank you, my friend. Always the pleasure. I'm

781
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: at Gary Anthony Williams uh on the Instagram. And if

782
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: you're in a town uh and you want to see

783
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: someone who's live anyway? Which is the roadbirst of whose line?

784
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: I'll be doing that most of mate. Whenever this comes out, Kevin,

785
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: I don't know, is there a website or something can Yeah,

786
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: it's Who's live dot com. Who's live dot com. You

787
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: see all the tour dates there. Go check it out immediately,

788
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: folks if you can and a tool sing thank you

789
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: as well well. Thank you for having me. It's always

790
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: a pleasure to be amongst a very talented company. Um.

791
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: You can find me at a tool time on all

792
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: the socials and my website. We'll try to keep that

793
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: posted with all the shows and happenings. So thanks again.

794
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: When you say you'll try, yeah, I'm going to. I

795
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 1: just like the current thing is not it's not there yet,

796
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: so I just need to put that in. There's some

797
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: future dates already set up, but that's felt like a disclaimer.

798
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 1: I just Collstrott and thank you so much for being

799
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: an alchemist and not a guest host. Yeah. Thanks, It's

800
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: it's weird being on the other side, but I love

801
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: doing that time of time. You can follow me at

802
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,800
Speaker 1: col Stratton on Twitter at Stratton Cole on Instagram. A

803
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 1: lot of shows at the west Side Comedy Theater, Coburnots

804
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: have been running the show called TV Reunion Show with

805
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:07,320
Speaker 1: Coburnats and Friends, where we do a fictitious TV reunion

806
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: show based on a show that never existed that the

807
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: audience helps us built together. It's really fun. That's twice

808
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: a month on Monday, so check out schedule there. Uh,

809
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: pretty pretty pony first Thursday of the month at ten

810
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 1: and Grifter which I direct, which the Tool is in.

811
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Speaker 1: Uh coming up pretty soon to April and then again

812
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 1: in May or on the same time. Head on over

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00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 1: to west Side Comedy dot com for that calendar of events.

814
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Speaker 1: Depending on when you're hearing this, James Heney Brant Home.

815
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Speaker 1: You know, I really had hoped that I could start

816
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: off my goodbyes with a review from the reviews, but

817
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 1: I got zero, So instead I'll just say on May

818
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 1: one at eight pm at the west Side Comedy Theater

819
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Speaker 1: in addition to all the other great curated content. On

820
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 1: May first, at a PM, you can see Alchemy This live.

821
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 1: I love them to be there. Yeah, and then you

822
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 1: could write on paper a review and I'll find a

823
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 1: way to get it into the internet. Please, anytime you

824
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,959
Speaker 1: find James Heenee in the wild, give him a piece

825
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: of paper with a review on it. It would be

826
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Speaker 1: greatly appreciated. Let's thank our producer engineer to the stars,

827
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Speaker 1: Mr doug Bane. Fine, folks that I hurt media. I'm

828
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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Pollock reminding you please be kind of

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Speaker 1: each other. Thank you so much for giving a damn

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Speaker 1: about what the hell this is? Until next time, She