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Speaker 1: I know that you were sitting around thinking about my

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Speaker 1: As you know, I was a web designer, big time

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Speaker 1: web designer in the in the late nineties. I had

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Speaker 1: really no idea, no idea how to do it whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: I had. I literally had that book that says web

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Speaker 1: pages for dummies, you know the ones that I don't

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Speaker 1: even know they still make those books, yellow, yellow, bleating

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Speaker 1: out dummy for everything, you know whatever. I honestly used

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Speaker 1: that book to sell a web page to one person

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Speaker 1: in high school because my dad told me to because

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Speaker 1: he's an entrepreneur, and he was like, figure out how

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Speaker 1: to make some money for yourself.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And I guess that was my side host So that

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Speaker 1: of course, And I'm going esteemed alumnus of the Blockbuster

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Speaker 1: video mega franchise that it was, you know, basically I was,

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Speaker 1: I'm part of the culture. What was the culture? He

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Speaker 1: really was BBB, Yeah, BBB game it was a little

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Speaker 1: different than the we all wore the same blue shirts. Yeah, BBB.

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Speaker 3: I have that, but baby l that's what I have.

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Speaker 1: BB Anyway, sorry, hobby, So anyway, what was you you

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Speaker 1: were talking about? Your side hustle though, and this is

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Speaker 1: way better than mine.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a proud moment of mine. Of course.

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Speaker 5: I think it's kind of how I got started in

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Speaker 5: just the hustle culture.

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Speaker 1: Will yea.

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Speaker 5: So we were watching the movie Flame and Hot that

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Speaker 5: just came out, and we were watching it, and in

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Speaker 5: the movie the Little Boy he started slinging to Molly's

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Speaker 5: at school to his friends, and and my fiance Hobby goes,

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Speaker 5: WHOA like hustler?

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 5: It was like all phase by it, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 5: that's nothing. And I was like, when I was about

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Speaker 5: eighth grade is when it started. At same I used

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Speaker 5: to take my step dad's and my mom's cigarettes. You guys,

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Speaker 5: I can't say cigarettes, says she says them.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I've never heard you say you're you're serious.

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Speaker 3: Dead ass cigarettes cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: Cigarettes, siga brits Hire syllables. Cigarettes.

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Speaker 3: I don't say a pack of SIGs, okay.

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Speaker 5: I would take the siggs and I would I would

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Speaker 5: sell them to kids like kids.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, my classics, are you still doing this?

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Speaker 1: Are you the person like, hey, ma'am, can you get

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Speaker 1: me a six bag of beer? You know from the

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Speaker 4: Like, are you handing out cancer to kids?

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Speaker 7: Are you?

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Speaker 1: This is what you're doing now? I wouldn't never know that.

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Speaker 1: We pay everybody more. But seriously, like we're selling cigarettes

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Speaker 1: to kids now?

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Speaker 3: No, I mean some days it might, I might want.

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Speaker 4: To do that, but I will.

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Speaker 3: Never I do that.

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Speaker 1: How old were you when you were doing this?

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Speaker 3: I was about twelve twelve years old.

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Speaker 1: You steal your parents cigarettes, yes, I would, and you

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Speaker 1: sell them to your your peers.

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Speaker 5: My peers, yes, because it was like I was the

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Speaker 5: plug and I had it because it was a lot

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Speaker 4: They were all addicted. I got it.

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Speaker 8: I probably thought it was paying because you're selling them cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: I'm prett sure I wouldn't buy what you were selling it.

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Speaker 3: I had the good stuff at home, Okay, I.

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Speaker 1: Had options, Oh oh you did?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Were the options you remember?

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Speaker 5: Yes, MARBLEO lights, Marble I can't say it, Marble lights,

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Speaker 5: and then Salem slim lights of course, okay, yeah, those

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Speaker 5: two back, and then the green pack. And then when

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Speaker 5: times got tougher, I would take the four for a dollar,

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Speaker 5: a dollar tips, which all the good old days. So

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Speaker 5: I would sell them for a dollar each, and kids

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Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. So twenty five cents into

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Speaker 5: from the earliest age, I think. So I like to

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Speaker 5: say I was No, I like it. I gotta be honest.

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Speaker 5: I don't really love the cigarette spartan.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm afraid of that word because I just don't

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Speaker 1: not going to do that anymore. And like many things,

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Speaker 1: I'll probably say that. There are so many words I

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Speaker 1: I'm the one saying it wrong.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, my whole vocabulary is messed up.

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Speaker 6: A hustle that was not as dangerous for kids. Oh

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Speaker 6: that's good if you guys are interested. Yeah, no, I'd

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Speaker 6: love to hear about the not dangerous hustle. So, you know,

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Speaker 6: like golf tours will come to town, and yeah, parking

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Speaker 1: Oh like PGA or Tiger Woods or.

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Speaker 6: Whatever one of those tours was at like a bougie

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Speaker 6: country club in Michigan. And so my friend and I

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Speaker 6: in high school rode on my car with one of

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Speaker 6: those car markers that we would drive people into the.

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Speaker 1: Tour from the parking was far away.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because it was very far away.

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Speaker 1: So that's huber over here, y uber, Yeah, and we.

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Speaker 4: Ingenuity here, Yeah, get a ton of cash.

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Speaker 6: And we were basically doing uber and lyft in high school.

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Speaker 1: Wow, so you invented it basically.

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Speaker 4: Well, I would hide it kind of sounds like.

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Speaker 1: It now eight three five. I don't have a ton

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Speaker 1: of time a call now, or you can text the

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Speaker 1: same number. But what was your side hustle as a kid, Rufio?

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Speaker 1: Obviously you had several too. He went to jail for

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Speaker 1: a couple of years. Well, I was.

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Speaker 8: Also in like middle school, like sad with the eighth

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Speaker 8: grade I was taking. I was selling candy out of

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Speaker 8: my backpack every day. It was selling EM and MS.

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Speaker 8: Don't ask me how I got the M and MS

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Speaker 8: stole them what I was selling it for a dollar

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Speaker 8: walking around. I used to wear my backpack in the front,

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Speaker 8: like you know what I'm saying, like, and then I

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Speaker 8: would just reach into my pocket. I had peanut and plane.

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Speaker 8: I get em and m and they were a dollar.

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Speaker 8: And that's what I did. My other hustle I did

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Speaker 8: was I'm pretty good at I'm a huge Michael Jordan fan, right,

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Speaker 8: the biggest, And I could sign them in's autograph like nothing.

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Speaker 4: And I was.

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Speaker 1: Selling cards the kids for like twenty dollars car like a.

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Speaker 8: You know, like a Fleer card that's like probably like

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Speaker 8: less than a dollar. And I would just sign it

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Speaker 4: Yeah he believed you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had an autograph Michael Jordan card. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And then I would just so there are people out

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I can sign it right now. I can sign

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Speaker 9: anything you want for my and be like Kevin in

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Speaker 9: high school. He was so generous. It was such a

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Speaker 8: This is Michael Jordan signature. The one thing that stands

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Speaker 8: out the m Yeah, like it looks like a twenty three.

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Speaker 7: Each.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 1: I got that.

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Speaker 8: I got my mom's autograph down, and I got my day.

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Speaker 4: I needed to get out of school somehow.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember. I used to try and and

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Speaker 1: this wasn't a hustle like you remember, and again just

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Speaker 1: gonna make us sound old. But collected the basketball cards

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Speaker 1: and then they had the Beckett it's online now, but

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Speaker 1: it came out like whatever weekly or monthly, and it

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Speaker 1: had the prices of all the cards, and I would sell.

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Speaker 1: I would pull cards, buy a lot of them, and

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Speaker 1: then I would sell them to people based on whatever

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Speaker 1: be like to my parents, Christopher selling, you know, ripping

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Speaker 1: people's minds it was trading. You were supposed to just

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Speaker 1: trade card for card. It's like, no, this isn't you

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Speaker 1: know how much that pack? My parents would be like no,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't have to give them away, Like this costs money,

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Speaker 1: but it's supposed to be sports card training. It's like no,

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Speaker 1: some are worth more than others, Like you don't just

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Speaker 1: give this stuff away. If I can remember more than once,

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Speaker 1: my mom would come in the room, like someone's complaining

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Speaker 1: that you're selling your basketball cards again. I'm like, but mom,

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Speaker 1: that's what there was. There's no mark up. I'm not

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Speaker 1: selling fake autograms like my friend Rufy over here, pizza

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Speaker 1: pad what's up, Pizza Pad, Morning friends, Pizza Pad, your

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Speaker 1: your hustle? In was his high school?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so it was started softomore year high school. Went

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Speaker 7: to the home depot I'm like twenty six in Cicero

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Speaker 7: and there was all like the like the migrant workers

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Speaker 7: out there, and I asked them, you know where they

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Speaker 7: got their you know, their IDs from, and they gave

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Speaker 7: me one of the guy's numbers. And it was thirty

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Speaker 7: bucks for them to make the ID. All you had

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Speaker 7: to provide them with a picture and the info you

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Speaker 7: want it on it. So I took that and went

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Speaker 7: everybody for one hundred and twenty. So I was making

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Speaker 7: one hundred dollars on everyone.

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Speaker 1: So you were you were the middleman committing a federal crime.

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Speaker 1: Basically innovative. I wangen liking it over here. Yeah, Pizza

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Speaker 1: Pad won't be hard to find. That's not a distinctive

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Speaker 1: van or anything that. Okay, I mean, you know, it's

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Speaker 1: I hate to say it's smart, but he was smart. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Pizza Pat had a good date.

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Speaker 7: It was a revolving door of clients.

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Speaker 1: Dude, he must have made a ton. You must how

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Speaker 1: much money do you think you made doing this?

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Speaker 10: All?

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Speaker 7: Right? So at one point, not can you? I had

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Speaker 7: to call uh my cousin who was a police officer

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Speaker 7: to come with me, so I thought I was going

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Speaker 7: to get robbed. Uh At one point I had like

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Speaker 7: nine thousand dollars in cash from all the details.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I mean still number. Kitty's going to home depo today? You,

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Speaker 1: Pizza pat, have a good days middle school?

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Speaker 4: What's up? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, hey Matt, Hey, how you doing?

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Speaker 2: Matt?

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Speaker 1: What was your your hustle? When was it and what

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Speaker 1: was it?

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Speaker 7: This was back in two thousand and four, two thousand

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Speaker 7: and five. I used to sell my leftover live f

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Speaker 7: FA chickens.

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Speaker 1: Down in Houston, Texas. What is Future Farmers of America?

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Speaker 1: Is that what f FA is? Right?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 1: So you raised chickens like at the house, I had

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Speaker 1: them at the barn. Yeah yeah, okay, and then you

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Speaker 1: would bring them to school and what would people do

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Speaker 1: with They'd take them home and eat them or what

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Speaker 1: would they do?

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Speaker 4: Boy?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, their parents, their parents would come pick them up

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Speaker 8: five dollars a chicken.

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Speaker 4: He kept the bullies off of you.

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Speaker 1: Kiki's personal security. Do you have one of those friends

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Speaker 1: that like we were just talking about this two seconds ago,

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Speaker 1: Do you have a friends? Do you have many friends?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes aside from you guys, I realize I don't really

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Speaker 5: So with friends, just different groups of friends? Like where

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Speaker 4: Where one come from?

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Speaker 1: Why do they have to be classified like I've met.

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Speaker 1: But why But don't we tell them that?

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Speaker 1: Okay, but like for me to go, you're my work friend,

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Speaker 5: You got the hood friends, and you got the friends

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Speaker 6: All your friends are right in there with my other friends.

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Speaker 5: I love my friends all the same. It's just how

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Speaker 4: But why do you need to? That's what I'm not.

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Speaker 1: But it's not in your head because you say it

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Speaker 1: But where I was going with this is I have

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Speaker 1: was not on purpose. Why is this? See, Ruvia got

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Speaker 8: Weird, Well, you said you would be with this woman

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Speaker 8: if Mojo no, no, no way.

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Speaker 1: He says that. He says that if he dies. He

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Speaker 1: And I said, I can't afford her.

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Speaker 1: I can't afford her. I can't. He makes more money

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Speaker 4: Why he's a cool guy.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, I was saying, Pauline is going to get

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Speaker 4: Now, how am I going to do that with my brain?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 1: I mean I would sleep with her, but it's not kidding. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean she's beautiful. If she weren't married to my

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Speaker 1: could you see yourself with any of those men? Like, oh,

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Speaker 1: But didn't one of your friends, Mary got.

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Speaker 4: He's in now I move categories like he is.

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Speaker 1: Well much ever happen because this is never gonna happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I feel grateful that I have like

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Speaker 6: my friend's husbands for sure, Like I consider them just

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I always try to rig friends like.

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Speaker 1: like I'd like to hit it again. I can't be

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Speaker 1: Like it's got to be over over, over, overdone, buried.

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Speaker 1: Otherwise I wouldn't be a very good friend because it's

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Speaker 1: And so now if you're saying let's just be friends,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I could be a very good friend

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Speaker 4: Oh that's sad for the person that's doing the friend

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've done it to people. I've done it

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Speaker 4: It's sad when they treat me different after well, but.

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Speaker 1: It's fair for someone to say it's fact. I think

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Speaker 6: You don't have friends for different stuff, like a party friend,

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Speaker 1: I don't have enough friends anymore to have that. No,

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Speaker 1: I really don't. I used to have a lot of friends,

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Speaker 1: They didn't do anything wrong, but it's like people's lives change,

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Speaker 1: the people I'm close friends with that I truly consider

440
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Speaker 1: friends I've been friends with for over twenty years.

441
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Speaker 4: Me too.

442
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Speaker 1: That's the common denominator of people are texting. They need

443
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,520
Speaker 1: categories in their lives to their categorize things.

444
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,440
Speaker 5: Not a bad thing to me, it's just in my brain,

445
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,800
Speaker 5: like because there's a lot going on up here.

446
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,520
Speaker 3: So it's like, Okay, where do I know you from? Okay,

447
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:09,120
Speaker 3: you're a work friend.

448
00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:10,600
Speaker 5: I love you just as much as the hood friends,

449
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,080
Speaker 5: but I just know you from different times.

450
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Speaker 1: I feel like the category is the part of it

451
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,040
Speaker 1: that you just keep in your head because when you

452
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Speaker 1: say people to me like, well you're my work friend.

453
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Speaker 4: I didn't mean it though in a bad way, I promise,

454
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,240
Speaker 4: but yes.

455
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Speaker 1: I get that somehow means I'm lesser of a friend.

456
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:29,359
Speaker 1: So just say in your mind, you you you think work? Okay,

457
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,959
Speaker 1: I'm just a friend. Okay we're friends, Yeah, which are

458
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:33,680
Speaker 1: just friends? Yeah?

459
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys started out as work friends. But then

460
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,560
Speaker 4: as you like got to know like my family or

461
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,640
Speaker 4: my dog or.

462
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Speaker 1: My sister, then like for me, you guys were colleagues.

463
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't even say you were. When I've met all

464
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:50,400
Speaker 1: you were, you were coworkers, you were colleagues. Now you've

465
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,840
Speaker 1: gone to friends, and then truly you've gone to family. Yes,

466
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Speaker 1: I agree, which is something that you know. I think

467
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Speaker 1: a lot of radio shows they say that, and the

468
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Speaker 1: that true, lion, because I'll be let me give you

469
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Speaker 1: a little insight. On most radio shows they don't like

470
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,760
Speaker 1: each other facts most and I understand why, by the way,

471
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Speaker 1: because most radio shows, well, no, I've been fortunate to

472
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,440
Speaker 1: have like, at least like and respect for everyone I've

473
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Speaker 1: ever worked with. That's not true. I've had like and

474
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Speaker 1: respect for everyone I've worked with. No, that's not even true.

475
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Speaker 6: I was gonna be honest.

476
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Speaker 1: Okay, well I'll say that there. I'm not talking about Angie,

477
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Speaker 1: by the way, So for the record, Angie is a

478
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Speaker 1: is a friend, and you know there's love, So that's

479
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Speaker 1: what I'm not talking about.

480
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Speaker 7: That.

481
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Speaker 1: I can't say that everyone I've worked with in my

482
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Speaker 1: whole career closely do I have like and love for.

483
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Speaker 1: But what I can say is the reason why a

484
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,000
Speaker 1: lot of radio shows they don't actually like each other

485
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,240
Speaker 1: is because they didn't actually choose to work with each other.

486
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Speaker 1: You know. It's like a lot of times, like Angie

487
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:56,800
Speaker 1: and I were an example, if you've been listening to

488
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Speaker 1: this show for a long time, I'd never met her.

489
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 1: They call me up, they say, you want to come

490
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,439
Speaker 1: to Chicago RT to fire somebody and we want you

491
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, great, I don't even know negotiat, I

492
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm comment let's so this is my break.

493
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,439
Speaker 1: Let's go. And i'd never met her, that you're going

494
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,639
Speaker 1: to work with Angie? Okay, great, and we met and

495
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,560
Speaker 1: it worked out for a decade, you know what I mean.

496
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 1: But like that was lucky because usually what they'll do

497
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,880
Speaker 1: is go, that person's talented, that person's talented, that person's talented.

498
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,399
Speaker 1: Here's a guy, here's a girl, and then here's here's

499
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Speaker 1: someone who's not like the other two. Yeah, show, now

500
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 1: go do it. And then they, you know, a bunch

501
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,359
Speaker 1: of people that don't know how to manage people, then stop,

502
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,480
Speaker 1: you know, stand back and watch the fireworks of a

503
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Speaker 1: bunch of people who don't know how to communicate with

504
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Speaker 1: each other.

505
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Speaker 4: Yeaheah, they should test chemistry.

506
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:44,119
Speaker 1: But right, right, exactly. But in this case here, I

507
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,640
Speaker 1: think I could say fairly, I feel like we would agree.

508
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 1: I mean, you can say, you know, we don't. Actually

509
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: don't say that if you don't agree. But I mean,

510
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 1: like pretty much everybody in this room, we chose. We

511
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 1: chose to be there, or they chose to be here too,

512
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like it just it just

513
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,440
Speaker 1: worked out that way, and the ones that didn't want

514
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Speaker 1: to be here have weeded themselves out. But that wasn't

515
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Speaker 1: even the point. My point in this is that my

516
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 1: friend has a solo weekend, my friend Mojo, he has

517
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Speaker 1: to be occupied and busy at all times. I think

518
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Speaker 1: that's why he invited me, because he realizes he's going

519
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 1: to be bored. I mean, most of his kids are

520
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 1: out of the house. His son, you know, his youngest

521
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 1: son just graduated high school and is off, you know,

522
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 1: playing gold all the time. He's Oh, he's a good

523
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Speaker 1: looking guy.

524
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Speaker 5: He's got a great boys, he grew fast, he's got

525
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Speaker 5: and he's handsome.

526
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Speaker 4: Michigan State.

527
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Speaker 1: Looks like he's figuring out hot girls like him, and

528
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 1: it looks like it took him a little while, but

529
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Speaker 1: it looks like he's uh, he's about to go to

530
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Speaker 1: Michigan State.

531
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Speaker 4: I know I'm trying to get him and my sister together.

532
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Speaker 1: I like that. Wow, I like that she needs a.

533
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 4: Tall guy because she's tall. He's cute.

534
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Speaker 1: She would change him fundamentally because I think I like

535
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Speaker 1: that idea. I think your sister's a little further along

536
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Speaker 1: in the game than maybe he is. Nuts she is,

537
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Speaker 1: I would, I would suspect.

538
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 4: No, she's definitely not.

539
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 1: Okay. All right, she's not. She's definitely not okay. I'm not.

540
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: This is not what I'm willing to do. This is

541
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 1: how we become my friend. Well, I mean, she had

542
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 1: one year of college, is what I'm saying.

543
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Speaker 6: She didn't like live it up in that way. She

544
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 6: had a very traumatic college year. Now she's she's good.

545
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 6: They'll be perfect.

546
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 1: I hope she needs to live it up this year. Then,

547
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: well that's what you're supposed to do.

548
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 4: Well, she's working right now, the choice the woman.

549
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 1: But he needs to be occupied, and it's it's a

550
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: long weekend and I I love him and I'm going

551
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 1: to go, but I don't necessarily want to be go, go, go,

552
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 1: you know, all weekend. So it's like, I feel like.

553
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Speaker 4: You don't want to go to the country club because.

554
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: That's when a guy hangs out golf, go to the thing,

555
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 1: some golf.

556
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't.

557
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: I can't. Am I going to golf? No, I can't.

558
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: I should golf golf. Hit the damn ball. I'm not

559
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: going to go. I can't golf. I can't golf. I

560
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: can't hit the ball.

561
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Speaker 10: Golf. A couple of drinks, you'll be fine. I think

562
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 10: I'll get worse. Maybe I'll get better. I'm not sure.

563
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 10: But anyway, So that's my This is my task for

564
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,400
Speaker 10: the weekend. I guess is the babysit my friend who

565
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 10: I love. But I'm you know.

566
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: But so Caitlin's going to Detroit, so I was gonna

567
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 1: give her a ride. And then it's like, but are

568
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 1: you leaving Monday? I'm like, no, I'm gonna leave Sunday

569
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,959
Speaker 1: so I can go home into complete and total silence

570
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: for at least one day. Yeah, and just marinate in

571
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: my own funk, which I love to.

572
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 4: Do, and not say one word and just wait for me.

573
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Speaker 6: You can you do that already all week Why do

574
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,679
Speaker 6: you need a day early to do that?

575
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: Like, I love this guy so much, but if he

576
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Speaker 1: lived near a hotel, I would stay at a home. He

577
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 1: has a huge house. Because he's very rich, I would

578
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Speaker 1: say I'd stay at a hotel at least so I could

579
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Speaker 1: go home, you know what I mean. Like I could

580
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Speaker 1: just go and like right now, granted it, I could

581
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 1: go in this dude's house. This is what happens. I

582
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: guess when you're twenty five years in one city and

583
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 1: you're rich like he is, is that I actually could

584
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: go to a separate part of the house. But that

585
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: won't happen. I'll go to separate part of the house

586
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: and then a un nine o'clock, it'll be fred, let's go.

587
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to and we do things like drive

588
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: by Paulina's sisters home so I can see where she

589
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: lives without stopping and saying hi. We just have to

590
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 1: be occupied. We have to be moving all the time.

591
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: And I don't I like to do nothing. Yeah my

592
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: kind of guy. You never just sit and do nothing.

593
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 2: I can't, and when I do, I have to start

594
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 2: making content. Like I started talking to y'all through the Instagram.

595
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 2: I cannot be still. I love this though, but I

596
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 2: do understand social battery. Like, once my social battery starts today,

597
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 2: I need to go home like I need to be alone.

598
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 2: I need to decompressed. So I understand you going home

599
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 2: a day early. But while you're there, I like a

600
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 2: friend that keeps me occupied, like, let's go, let's do something.

601
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: I think I need to go to AutoZone and get

602
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: a new battery. You know, I see the commercials all

603
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: the time starting. You know you're taking a long time

604
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 1: to starting. Maybe I go to Mechanic mic Yeah, they'll

605
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: replace it for freidom. That's what I'm saying. Did you

606
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 1: work at auto know you were to Pep boys, Jason Bro,

607
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:50,959
Speaker 1: how did you enter the phone?

608
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 3: Good afternoon, Thank you for trusting the boys. This is

609
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 3: Jason speaking. How can I help you out?

610
00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: Prophetic Jack Baby Prophetic and where she will also the

611
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 1: number one Michel entire salesman in the state of Illinois.

612
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 3: I the most Michel entires to date.

613
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: Well bought tires from me. I think the older I get, though,

614
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: the more that this job takes the capacity of the

615
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: social battery, and you'll find it too. The longer you

616
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: do this, I understand why people that do this job

617
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: get weird. I'm learning after a while because I think

618
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: the social battery it just this when I was younger,

619
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: like there was a lot of charge left over once

620
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: I left. But now I feel like that's why I

621
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: go home and decompress and don't talk to anybody. And

622
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 1: this is probably why I don't have a girlfriend, because

623
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 1: I don't talk to anybody when I go home, and

624
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: most people, other humans don't prefer that. They prefer people

625
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 1: who community, like speak and stuff. And I don't know.

626
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,239
Speaker 1: When I'm done here five hours, I don't have any

627
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 1: words left. I'm done with words.

628
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 4: Yeah that I do agree, Yes, that is the same

629
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 4: for me, But I don't think. I hope my social

630
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 4: battery never goes out.

631
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 5: I used to think the gredo personalities that wouldn't go out,

632
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 5: like I don't know, to the clubs and stuff that

633
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 5: were like always like so lame. I'm like, you have

634
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 5: the coolest job ever and you can do this and that,

635
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 5: And it's like now I'm like I see why. Yeah,

636
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 5: it's like it's okay to like go night night, you

637
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 5: know what I mean. It's okay to like stay my

638
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 5: ass inside. Yeah, so maybe that's what I'm going to say. Hey,

639
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 5: I can't wait to see you.

640
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: I love you. It's been I haven't seen him in

641
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: a while. And I love going to the country club

642
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 1: with him because he's a member of a bougie country club.

643
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,919
Speaker 1: And I love the fact that like a bill never comes. Yes,

644
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 1: well it goes to him eventually, but like, this is

645
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 1: the country club. This is a is the wildest concept.

646
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: Like last time I was there last summer, we go

647
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: to the thing. He's like, you want a hat. I'm like,

648
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: I don't need a hat. He wants a hat. He

649
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: just takes it, walks out, and somebody there just writes

650
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: it down and then he'd like it. A month later,

651
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: he gets a bill. Get you some golf clubs this week? Seriously,

652
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: they had him, they had clubs.

653
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 6: I'm saying, I'm like, well, somewhere cool, like a new

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Speaker 6: restaurant or like, like, do you not go to the

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Speaker 6: country club?

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Speaker 1: That's all we do.

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Speaker 4: Oh God, like Larry David.

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Speaker 7: Oh.

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Speaker 1: And he loves it too, because everybody knows everyone knows him,

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Speaker 1: and he's like Captain social yea, and he and me,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, you know. And then it's like

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Speaker 1: and then he does the thing where and it's very

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Speaker 1: nice of him because he's my he's a little older

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Speaker 1: than me, and he's he's proud. I'm proud of him.

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Speaker 1: He's proud of me. And he'll be like, oh, this

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Speaker 1: is the number one radio personality Chicago. And then we

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Speaker 1: have to do the whole Dog and Pony show where

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Speaker 1: I have to like because I don't want to speak.

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Speaker 1: I'm basically mute. So then they're like, he's like, this

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Speaker 1: is the number one morning show in Chicago, the host,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm like him and they're like, wow, it

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Speaker 1: must be a great show. This guy said two words

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Speaker 1: like he's about his compelling as like a rock. I

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Speaker 1: don't feel like it. I'm not getting paid anyway. So

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Speaker 1: that's that's my stress about this weekend is I I

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Speaker 1: And also there are no girls. Okay, there are no

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Speaker 1: girls either.

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Speaker 4: Sunday. You're gonna get yourself a room at the Shinola.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna wait for me.

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Speaker 6: You're gonna have your alone time and then we'll go

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Speaker 6: back together on Monday.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll do that. Maybe I'll do that. Okay, maybe

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Speaker 1: that's what I'll do. That's what Taylor Swift's isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Huh Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can get the

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Speaker 4: same room Taylor's special.

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Speaker 1: I'll get the what's that I'm interested?

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Speaker 7: Just funny.

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Speaker 1: We date for a while and then she breaks up

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Speaker 1: me and writes a song I love that more. Fred Show. Next,

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Speaker 1: the fread Show is on Friend's Fun. Fact Fred fun

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Speaker 1: so much, guys. The smell of chocolate makes people want

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Speaker 1: to buy romance novels. What that's right? The thought of

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Speaker 1: romance conjures images of champagne and roses, sweet music, and

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Speaker 1: even sweeter treats. In fact, so many people associate the

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Speaker 1: smell of candy with a lovey w vibe that a

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Speaker 1: twenty thirteen research project published in the Journal of Environmental Psychology,

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Speaker 1: of which I'm a subscriber, of course, found that the

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Speaker 1: smell of chocolate in a book door makes people want

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Speaker 1: to buy romance novels. I wonder if that's the same

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Speaker 1: kind of thing as the smell of it, whatever it

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Speaker 1: is in Target a paper, or whatever it is in

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Speaker 1: Target makes people need a poop. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that's an established, proven scientific fact in the Journal of

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Speaker 1: Environmental Psychology, but it is. It is a well known

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Speaker 1: fact in the lexicon of the Americas that that when

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Speaker 1: you walk into Target you have to poop, not once

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Speaker 1: ever never. I mean, I don't there, but I I know,

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Speaker 1: I think I know it's true. This is the pickup,

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Speaker 1: the drive up. Yeah, I had a mask on. I

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Speaker 1: don't breathe in any of the Target. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, And like, sir, you don't have to wear

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Speaker 1: a mask anymore. I'm like, no, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: breathe any of your any of your your poop, smoke

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Speaker 1: or whatever it is. But it's it is a well

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Speaker 1: known fact people. I don't think it's been proven and

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Speaker 1: a well known fact. The target makes people need to poop. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So there you go. You're welcome.

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Speaker 3: More Fredshell next right here, I