WEBVTT - Michelle Lions and AJ Faye 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:11.840 Calgary Audio. What's up with you, mother Suckers? Welcome to 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:14.920 another episode of your mother Sucker Podcast with me, Michael 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:18.120 Blackson and my co host, Chinese Best Friend. Man, how 0:00:18.160 --> 0:00:22.040 are you doing? Chinese Best Friend? Hey? Everyone, Hey Michael Blackson, 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:25.439 it's been a long time. I'm doing good. It hasn't 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.520 been long on the show every week, Chinese Best Friend. 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:30.200 Oh yeah, we are every week every week. Yeah, what's 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:32.440 a long time to you? What's in like China is 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:37.839 like six days is considered like what three years? In China? US? 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:42.800 Six six? One day? It is considered six years to me? 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:45.640 Are your dog nigger? I have a dog? Have seven? 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:50.320 Must be a fucking dog? Chinese? Yeah, I feel like 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:54.480 i've I've have aged so much, you know, with with 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:58.680 all the luckdown, well now everything is open. So what 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.680 do you think do you think it changed your life? 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:05.120 There's crazy luckdown now everything's open. Isn't it weird that 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:10.520 places you don't have to wear a mask anymore? Um? 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.080 You know it's feeling good. I mean this week that 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:14.720 it should be like a lot of places to be 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:20.760 open this week, like, um, California everything the fifteen fifteen, 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:22.440 you know, every a lot of things should be open 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:27.240 this week today, Tuesday the fifteen, A lot of should 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:29.360 be open. I'm just glad to take this mask. I 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:32.240 could breathe. Movie theaters are open. You know. I have 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:35.680 a movie that's out in the theaters. Yeah. Matter of fact, 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.840 we saw it the other day. Michael Blackson went to 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.720 the premiere of Me the Blacks Too. Wow, that was 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:45.280 amazing performance. The Blacks one had nothing to do with 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:49.040 Me the Blacks. That's Black movies for you, man. They're 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:51.480 just like, you know what this movie did. Okay, let's 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:54.360 just get another one. I think anything that comes out 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:57.680 on theater right now, but we'll blow up because the 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:01.000 world planning to get to see the things Meet the 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:04.840 Blacks and Meet the Blacks one. Two people have died, 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.520 all right. You Me the Blacks too, So that ship 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:10.359 don't make no fucking sense to me. But if you 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:13.120 want a good laugh, if you like you want to 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:17.440 good laugh, and you're you're a fan of vampires, come 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:20.040 and watch Me the Blacks Too. It's fun. You know. 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:22.280 I think it might be the only comedy in theaters 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:25.680 right now because there ain't much comedy. It was actually 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:31.800 pretty good, Michael. I rate that one, like uh without 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:35.000 you and it. It was probably in that five out 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:38.320 of ten because you were in there. It was funny. 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:40.400 Ten out of ten. You did a great job. You're 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:43.160 an amazing vampers slayer. I didn't know you had this 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:50.520 ability to to kill vampires. I was acting about the vampire. 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:53.959 It felt so real. I just read a script, man, Okay, 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:56.040 if you could read, you could be whatever you want 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.400 to be in a movie business. You could be a doctor, 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:01.440 a lawyer, oh really, a scientist man, or you got 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.120 new d know how to do is read the fucking script. 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:07.160 You know you look but from looking at you, you 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:09.000 look like you could be a doctor or a scientist. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.920 Yeah you think so until you start talking any Yeah, 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:16.400 as motherfucker. Yeah, I wouldn't want my breast reduction with 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:20.200 this fucker. You're right, but you look right now. If 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.840 you just keep your your boy had makes you like 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.920 a bad guy, a little bit of that Chinese gang member. 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.720 But honestly, if you put on put on a nice 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:33.720 freaking wig, you look like a very sophisticated Asian man, 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:37.320 like a businessman or doctor. So every time I go 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:39.640 to audition for a planter, I should wear a wig. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:42.960 Depend when you're auditioning for additioning to be a fucking 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:46.560 you know, something important, something respectful. You should put a 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:48.800 wig on your boy had made you like a bad guy. Man. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:52.280 Every Chinese boy had guy. Every boy had Chinese guys. 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.560 To me, I've never seen anyone that I've ever seen 0:03:55.760 --> 0:04:00.640 a nice boy hate Chinese person before. Jack was not 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:02.680 only Chinese, he was ball ahead and his fucking he 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:04.520 was just he was a good guy, but he just 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:09.080 looked like a bad guy. There is none, but there's 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:15.000 no ball the Chinese actor is there? No, because he 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:19.560 says joke, he's a comedian. Well, you know who's perfect 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:23.360 example of a ball head back Chinese guy? Was that 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:27.080 Ricky Tann? Was his name, Ricky Tann? Who's a little Ricky? 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:31.280 I know him? Philip Tan though, No, motherfucker rick Who's 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.839 the guy with the ball head? Oh he's the ball 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:37.640 had had blonde hair? And rush Hour? Was that Ricky Tan? 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.839 Or was the other one? Oh? The ball game? There 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:43.960 was a bull Chinese getting Yeah, the little skinny ball 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:46.200 got the bad gotta kidnap it a little Chinese girl? 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:48.640 Oh yeah, I remember him. How you don't know a 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:54.320 fucking Chinese movie? Are you Asian? Uh, I've seen it 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.520 a long time ago. Rush Hour should be like the 0:04:56.600 --> 0:05:00.840 Bible to you know, I've only seen I've seen them all, 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:04.320 but I don't remember much. Why not I know every 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.200 African movie? Why don't you know any every Asian movie? 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:10.720 Best flip? I don't own a DVD player right now, 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:17.360 and uh, I don't know the password to my Netflix. 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:24.200 Who's your favorite actor? My favorite actor? I don't have 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:26.799 anybody right now? We mean right now? Are you playing 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:31.960 on finding someone? Yeah? Yeah, plenty one day. But my 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:39.839 favorite yeah? Oh, favorite actor? I think that's very hard question, 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:45.240 like an action Oh, I know, James Bond is my 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:52.960 favorite actor? Mike, James Bond, James Bond, James Bond, James 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:56.880 fucking Brown. Which wanted the best? Seven? James Bond's the 0:05:57.000 --> 0:06:01.520 Future one? Will Smith isn't gonna be well Smith? Mike 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:05.600 is your favorite actor? W Smith is pretty good? You 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:09.240 like what Smith? Yeah? And then after I Will Smith? 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.119 Because I'm Black. You're trying to no, no, no, Because 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:14.400 Will Smith have a lot of great movies like seven, 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:20.080 the movie seven? What else he got? You know that 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:23.919 the oh, the vaccine movie? He had what is that called? 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:28.200 The vampire movie? Had? What Smith had a vampire movie. Yeah, yeah, 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:33.200 vampire movie Will Smith. The vampire movie got is it 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:37.279 old or new? That was like six years Do you 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:41.120 guys don't know the Will Smith movie? I am legend. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.760 Yeah that was not a fucking vampire movie. What it 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.719 was not a mass Asian Chinese zombie movie. The same 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.440 ship zombie is a damp into a zombie and a 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:54.640 fucking vampire. That's that's the same ship. Mike. They bite people. 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.880 I am legend. I know that movie. It was pretty good. 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:01.479 That was a good one. Uh, well after I see 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:06.880 the Meet the Blocks. Uh, Michael Blackson is a Bumpier Slayer. 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:10.360 That was a good performance. Mike, you deserve an Oscar 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:13.360 award if Oscar, if you're listening, let me tell you something. 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:16.320 We're doing a strike. If Mike doesn't get a got 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:20.120 a better chance again and OSCAR nomination, then meet to 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:25.680 know you as a best Uh do they call a 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:29.560 supporting actor because you were supporting another Bumpier Slayer. I 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:32.760 was supporting the main character who was I think was 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:34.960 Mike Epps, so I could be I could win. That 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:37.840 was really good. They ask us, would never give it 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:41.360 to me? Why not? You know what chances I have. 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:46.320 I have a better chance of waking up light skin tomorrow. No, Mike, 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:50.720 don't underestimator, underestimate. Don't underestimate. You were pretty good in 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:56.200 that movie. Very good. You could be a great, uh 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:59.640 superhero in the future. All you need to do is 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:03.400 maybe getting another fifty pounds or so and work out 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:07.920 for real. It's a door, Locke, come in. Oh, you're 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:11.600 waiting for somebody. Somebody's there to come on in? Um, 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:15.240 you know what you know? My favorite actor is? Yeah? Yeah, 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:19.400 who's your favorite actor? Who I love? Who was my 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:24.160 favorite actor? Come on in? Have you see? Come on? 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:28.640 Come on in, have seen She's not nine in the middle. 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:31.280 Should pay him in mind? You canna join us later? Yeah, 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.920 if you want to talk about something. Um, no, my 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:41.040 favorite actor. Unfortunately, unfortunately, I mean you chose Will Smith. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.760 I just think you're being racist when I'm not. He 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.760 is actually a great he's a great actor. I expected 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:51.160 to pick Will Smith. I mean my favorite actor. You 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:57.280 know Denzel Oh, he's the last episode I said he 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:04.040 was my favorite actor. I love Daze. So um, Leonardo DiCaprio, 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:08.640 what movie did you likely with me? All right? My 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:12.360 favorite movie of the Caprio is Catch Me if you can't. 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.960 I like the movie too. That movie is a long movie, 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.200 but it's a great movie to watch when it's rainy. 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:23.160 You just um, it's a good movie to like have 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:27.280 sex with. Really, yeah, because it's like, you know, it's 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.080 a chill movie. Sitting at home. You can take a break, 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.920 have sex. It reminds you of your love life. Catch 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:36.840 me if you can. You're pretty much like cheating on 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.000 the side or something to catch me. I don't. I 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:43.360 don't cheat anymore. I'm just straight, just honest. Yeah, there's 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:46.640 a difference. I don't cheat. That's great. It's called being honest. 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.640 Cheating is when you're sneaking and you're sneaking around if 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:52.000 you have a grape, like hey, I'm gonna go another 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:55.040 woman today. That's not called cheating. That's called I'm telling 0:09:55.080 --> 0:10:02.719 you the truth. But honestly sometimes uh hey, Bunish, you 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:06.240 gotta take it, you know. It's it's sad that I've done. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:10.319 I'm successful to lie. I lied to the r s 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.800 as the only nig I like it. They're not listening. 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.000 I hope they're not, because then they're gonna tax me. 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:21.600 Exactly it's going on, how much I'm making on this podcast, 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:23.719 and I'm yet to make I haven't made a dollar yet, 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:27.520 but when I do, they're gonna tax it. Eventually, I 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:32.080 would make something. I think one day we will make 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:40.600 one billion dollars bitcoin, motherfucker real dollars, coin base gunan money. 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.839 How much is that? Ain't kind of money? Kind of 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.520 money is not that bad. It's like five dollars and 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:51.480 seventy five seventy five five point seven five ghana CITs 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:54.880 as equals to a dollar. Yes, what can you budy 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.160 with that? Michael Blockson? You can buy like you could 0:10:57.160 --> 0:11:02.000 get an uber right, kind of uber with three wheels, 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:06.000 no four wheels, but a little it ain't uber, motherfucker. 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:09.520 The uber pool e there, but you can get a 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:14.240 nice uber ride. But you get a nice ten minute 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:17.400 ride for about a ten minute, right. How about for 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:20.960 like a dinner you can't buy, you can buy dinnifer, 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:22.880 you can buy it for five years. Kind of cities 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:25.440 you can't buy, you can buy, like a barbecue with 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:29.520 that fucking who don't we don't eat barbecue and ghana 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:35.480 chicken feet chicken feet feet, I mean you gotta cook 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:38.839 the motherfucker's Oh you you bout chicken feet like in 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:42.200 um the story. Just cooking yourself. Now that there are 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.200 some meat that to cook out there on like on 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.959 a little not a real grill, but like a little 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.800 fire thing, and you can buy them eat it's called 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:52.760 sas like meat on a stick. Yeah, we have that 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:55.600 in the Philippines. Yeah, you got were almost the same 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:59.400 Chinese best friend, only differences. Cat. Oh I don't eat cat, 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:02.160 Michael Black not. Some part of Africa do wet cat. 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:06.520 Take some people do eat cat. What was the weirdest 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:14.600 animal you have ate? Uh? Nothing, nothing weird. You never 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:18.319 had a turtle? No, I had a frog before the 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:22.760 Chinese restaurant ate frog. How about you. I've had a rabbit. 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.199 I haven't had a rabbit before you did. Yeah, they 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:29.480 sell that thing in the Asian store exactly. How about you? 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.320 I just told you that's it. No, No, No, I've 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:37.120 ate something. I've ate a bush rat. Now that's different. Yeah, 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:41.000 bush rat is low is the bigger rat. It's like 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:45.680 it's like it's like almost the size of a rabbit. Really, 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:48.400 there's some bush rats out there. I've ate a bush rat. 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:51.440 I've ate elephant meat before, the skin, not the meat, 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:56.120 the skin well, you know they were cut the skin 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:57.800 and there was skin in and then they will could 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:03.200 you could, Yeah, like skinnin. Every animal has a skin. 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:07.800 It's a little I didn't know that from China. Yeah, 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.440 it's the skin out tough, so you have to boil. 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.160 Elephant skin is very tough. You have to boil it 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:17.439 with like baking soda. Baking soda kind of softens a 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.720 lot of things. I think I've had elephant skin before, 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:23.800 and then it becomes so soft. Not that's soft, that's 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:29.400 soft enough to chew with. You're tee wow. I've never 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:31.959 had elephant skin, And let me see what has I 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:34.520 ever had? I've had don't judge me on this, but 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:38.839 I've had monkey meat. Really, monkey meat, honestly is the 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:42.560 best taste in meat I love. I'm a big lamb guy. 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:46.880 Monkey meat tastes butter than the lame. Really. Peter's gonna 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:53.400 shut down on fucking show. Why It's fucking dinner. Nobody 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.880 eats monkey Michael blockson and where I'm from, the eat 0:13:56.920 --> 0:14:00.160 monkey meat? Don't yet? Did we eat? Lot of ship 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:02.080 is out there. They have a lot of bush animals 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:03.960 to that I don't even know the name of the animal. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:08.120 They just looked like a leopard. No, I a fucking leopard. Bush. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:10.480 Animals are like, there are some animals out there that 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:14.160 we've never heard of, our seen, but they have animals. 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:16.880 They have meat, just like a cow and a sheep 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:20.720 and a goat. There are animals out there that runs 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.600 and who cuts him, whoever shoots him with Like you know, 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.240 with the thing that you have with a rubber that 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.520 roband only killed a bird. You can kill the You 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:32.640 gotta be your weak as fucking animal to get killed 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:35.560 with a robber band. That's like what That's where David 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:38.360 hit Golia and Gol in the head with a cat. 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:43.040 You throw, you gotta throw a big rock for I'm 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:47.160 tired talking. I can't believe you had that. Hey, did 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:51.120 you hear something a guy and a Italian artist so 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:56.600 an invisible sculpture? What? I heard something about that, but 0:14:56.680 --> 0:15:00.240 I thought it was fake. Yeah, you gotta be fake. 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:03.400 I mean he might have had son. He probably didn't 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:06.560 see the sculpture, but he definitely saw that fucking dumb 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:09.920 ass motherfucker that bought it a mile away. I can't 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:13.000 believe somebody would pay that for an invisible sculpture. The 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:17.280 only one to appreciate his invisible sculpture? Is Stevie wonder motherfucker? Okay, 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:21.480 Stevie wondering might have bought it? Well, the guy got 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:24.000 somebody brought it before him, So Steve one is probably pissed. 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:27.960 Oh did they pick it up? If that's like having 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.720 a invisible guest right now? Okay, right there, just me 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:33.560 and you, we have an invisible guest. Alli, welcome to 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.760 the show. All right, let's get our guests on here. 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:43.440 Jennie's best friend. Um, let's get our guests. You right, Michelle, 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:49.120 she's the invisible guest over there. Well that's Michelle. Baby. Well, 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.640 I'm gonna actually I'm gonna bring you on later. Okay, 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:53.160 you wanna come and talk? What do you do? I mean, 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:59.720 what do you want to talk about? Oh? You're from 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:05.640 Oh oh, dun't pay him not. She knows where I'm front. 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:09.880 She's so beautiful. Maybe she didn't want to stop looking 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.840 at white women for the rest of my life. Really, 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:22.120 our first guest is here. She's running for Congress. Wow, yes, 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:24.440 you know what I used to get Congress mixed up 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:27.800 with senators? Really? Yeah, because when she you know, she 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.240 told me she's running for Congress. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:34.000 So dude, Hillary Clinton don't know that she was a senator. Motherfucker. 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.560 I wonder what's the difference. Barack Obama was a senator. 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:41.360 To Ussel, it's like a lot of time to become president. 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:46.040 Most presidents were senators. Yeah I noticed that. Now, yeah 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:49.080 did you? Is that? Is that true? Why? I'm I'm sorry. 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:51.920 There's a gentleman, very good friend him. I've known that 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:55.240 for many years. She's into the fashion word. Uh, it's 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:57.720 where she started and she still does run a lot 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:01.000 of things with fashion. But now she's also running for Congress. 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:04.920 There's nothing powerful black woman, Michelle. Can you welcome to 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:15.880 the show, Michelle? Michelle lions yea the truth, that's right. Yes, 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:20.040 I'm an a lionist, so uh yeah, so I um, 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:23.800 I've always had a passion for politics. Actually worked in 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:27.440 DC for a year after you know, it was around 0:17:27.480 --> 0:17:30.280 the comedy bid and then entertainment industry since I was 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:33.520 sixteen years old. Uh, and then when I was twenty five, 0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:37.200 I got a great offer to work um on the Hill. 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:39.200 So I worked on the Hill for a year and 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:42.680 it's a TV on BT right TV show, The Hill 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:46.040 of Meaning Capitol Hill in DC. So, yeah, I worked. 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:50.920 I actually got to work alongside Nancy Pelosi and Jim 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:54.919 Clyburn and a lot of great people. And this past 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:57.840 two years, I've just had a calling to dive back 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:01.240 in to politics. And I speak four languages. So it's 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.040 like so many things in my life. Have lived in 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:08.159 five countries and and I've had three businesses. So I 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:10.560 just have a lot of experience that that God has 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:13.200 just showed me this is really your path, this is 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:15.119 why I made you. So I'm excited. Do any of 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:20.159 those four languages in clues hennessy or ebo? Um? What's it? Uh? Not? 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:28.959 What's the black language? Like? What language you speak? Um? 0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:34.440 I speak Portuguese is my best language? Portuguese? Can you 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:37.680 do you know any Portuguese? Michael blacks and I barely 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:39.920 speak English? What the fund are you pointing at the 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:46.240 wrong Chinese? Can you say something Portuguese like Mike, you 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:55.800 look good? Can you said that in Portuguese? Got got Genio? Got? 0:18:56.880 --> 0:19:01.440 She said, Mike got a big dick? Well, and it 0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:10.600 was the other language? No? Uh? Oh it Italiania. I lived. 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:14.560 I lived in Italy, so I lived in I love Italy. 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:17.800 I used to go there a lot back in the day. Well, yeah, 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:22.760 so the last job I had before I decided like, okay, 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:25.479 it's time I think I've made it enough to make 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:27.520 a living up a comedy. I worked for the airlines. 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:31.120 So when I work for the airlines back in Philly. Um, 0:19:32.359 --> 0:19:37.399 and then like like nineties, seven ninety eight, whatever year was, 0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:40.080 and I used to go to um my days off, 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:42.560 I'll go to Italy for a couple of days. Ago. 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:45.119 I've always been into fashion. I love clothes. I used 0:19:45.119 --> 0:19:47.000 to go to the shop there with my clothes are different, 0:19:47.200 --> 0:19:49.040 but I flew there for free, and then I knew 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:50.760 when to go because there was a certain time or 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:55.520 the year. They have sales. Africans we like sales. You're smart. 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:57.760 So I used to go then like buy clothes. That 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:00.560 why my closely different than everybody else because I go 0:20:00.640 --> 0:20:02.880 to I go to my lawn and I go to Rome, 0:20:03.000 --> 0:20:05.080 not Room. I wasn't much into Rome. I did a 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:09.520 mi lan for clothes, and then shoes was um not 0:20:09.760 --> 0:20:16.800 Naples was the other. Um Florence. Florence was good for shoes, leather, 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:20.640 other shoes. Yeah, I used to go to Italy. Uh. 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:23.679 I used to go to when a few times only 0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:25.720 did you work for the airlines? Mike did it for 0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:28.359 a while. Man. You know, I was taking advantage of 0:20:29.320 --> 0:20:32.560 their flight benefields, free flights. I worked for them from 0:20:32.640 --> 0:20:36.399 nineties six to two thousand and two, six years. WHOA, 0:20:38.240 --> 0:20:41.320 that's pretty good. And then my mother get the flower free. 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:43.000 And at that time I was married with my oldest 0:20:43.000 --> 0:20:45.520 son's mom, so my wife got to five free. The 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:48.119 kids get to fly for free. Man. I mean, my 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:51.520 mother was so pissed at me when I quit. Why 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:53.640 didn't I actually got fired? But she did. I quit. 0:20:54.480 --> 0:20:57.920 I got fired because when you work for the airlines, 0:20:58.000 --> 0:21:02.359 you're not supposed to use your flights for personal gain. 0:21:02.920 --> 0:21:05.119 And I was using the flight to go and do shows. 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:08.800 And you know, so that's why if somebody snitched on 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:10.639 me and they said, hey, Mike is using this to 0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:15.119 go and make money? What the And I tried to 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:17.720 deny it, but then they went to my website and 0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:22.399 then mashing my mashing my website with my flights, with 0:21:22.640 --> 0:21:25.840 my flight tickets that looked it up online and fight. 0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:28.680 But to think about it, you know, I was I 0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:31.320 kept the job because I got the medical benefits and 0:21:31.359 --> 0:21:34.040 the flight benefits, and that was the only reason why 0:21:34.040 --> 0:21:35.960 I was keeping it. I mean, I was making enough 0:21:36.080 --> 0:21:37.760 at that point. I think I was making enough to 0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:40.680 like make a living of a stand up. But sometimes, 0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:43.760 you know, we don't want to let things go. Sometime 0:21:43.800 --> 0:21:45.760 to move to the you gotta let things go. And 0:21:46.000 --> 0:21:47.520 I had to get fight to let go, because if 0:21:47.560 --> 0:21:49.320 I didn't get fight, I guarantee I probably still be 0:21:49.359 --> 0:21:52.960 on apparel to today, even if we're working one day 0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:55.120 or week and just give my hours away of paying 0:21:55.160 --> 0:21:57.160 people to show up for me, just so I can 0:21:57.240 --> 0:22:00.280 keep my medical benefit and keep my flight benefit. Could 0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:02.240 have been an airline pilot, Michael, I'm not having a 0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:07.800 fucking pilot, motherfucker. You never know, you might have taken 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:11.600 airline glass. I can't go for I was catering the 0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:13.560 plane out. I can't go from putting sodas on the 0:22:13.840 --> 0:22:17.480 plane to fly the motherfucker. Okay, all right, there will 0:22:17.520 --> 0:22:24.680 be fox snakes in the plane. I think it's anything alright. 0:22:24.760 --> 0:22:28.320 So Congress, you're running for Congress right now. You're starting 0:22:28.359 --> 0:22:31.879 really low, like Congress of like a street or a city. 0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:34.680 You know, you gotta start somewhere. I can't. I can't 0:22:34.720 --> 0:22:36.960 just run from me, I gotta start with a block, captain, 0:22:37.520 --> 0:22:45.520 you know, h well, I think a lot of people 0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:48.159 what we've all seen during this pandemic is that too 0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:50.879 many of our leaders are bought and paid, and they 0:22:50.960 --> 0:22:54.560 are all very very well educated, and they've all had 0:22:54.920 --> 0:22:57.639 the all the expertise they should have, but what they 0:22:57.680 --> 0:22:59.719 do is they just literally take money from the elites 0:22:59.800 --> 0:23:01.680 just to do whatever they want them to do. So 0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:05.120 I think now people want people who really understand how 0:23:05.240 --> 0:23:08.239 to cater to every single class. And I don't think 0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:11.119 we have anybody in office that caters to every single class. 0:23:11.359 --> 0:23:14.480 Everybody's catering to the elite would make it seem like anyone. 0:23:14.680 --> 0:23:17.520 That's why Kanye West ran for a president, because literally 0:23:17.640 --> 0:23:20.399 it looks like anyone could be in that position, and 0:23:20.480 --> 0:23:22.760 they just have to listen to the people that really 0:23:22.880 --> 0:23:25.880 run the country. So, you know, I think people want 0:23:25.960 --> 0:23:28.560 people who have knowledge of how to run business. And 0:23:28.640 --> 0:23:31.520 I personally was disgusted when I saw the debates and 0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:34.760 not a single person who ran for president other than 0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:37.560 Mike Bloomberg had even it ran a business before, and 0:23:37.640 --> 0:23:40.560 yet these people control all the businesses in the economy, 0:23:40.920 --> 0:23:42.840 you know, So it's like you have all these people 0:23:42.880 --> 0:23:45.639 in government that are just filled with theory and no 0:23:45.920 --> 0:23:54.119 practical exactly, we need people who have practicality that understand, 0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:57.280 that understand what happens when this happens. And too many 0:23:57.359 --> 0:24:00.720 people don't understand what happens and are just listening to 0:24:00.840 --> 0:24:03.520 the elites there what they say, be students hire or 0:24:03.680 --> 0:24:06.080 see students hire a students to do be work. And 0:24:06.200 --> 0:24:08.160 that's what it is in government, you know, the people 0:24:08.240 --> 0:24:10.360 that pull their strings with the people who really understand 0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:12.480 the economy. And I think we have to have more 0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:15.639 people in government that really understand the economy from a 0:24:15.760 --> 0:24:18.920 reality standpoint. And I'm someone I've owned three businesses. You know, 0:24:18.960 --> 0:24:25.920 I've hired fired hundreds of people. Wow, Um, that's dope. 0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:29.280