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Speaker 1: Your wife having a black baby. Hello. Hello, I'm looking

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Speaker 1: for a William. How you doing. Listen, my name is Simmons.

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Speaker 1: I was I don't know how to Uh. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: My wife and I evidently go to the same um

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Speaker 1: fertility specialist that you and your wife go to. Dr. Doctor.

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Speaker 1: You are you're familiar with doctor. I'm familiar with doctor.

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Speaker 1: But that's supposed to be confidential. Yeah, I'm aware of

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Speaker 1: that as well, sir. My wife is out on business

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Speaker 1: right now. She's she's gone for I won't be back

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Speaker 1: until Tuesday. But I got a call today, very disturbing

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Speaker 1: phone call, and wanted to you know. I looked your

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Speaker 1: number up. They did tell me what was going on

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Speaker 1: and kind of somebody told you my number you got

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Speaker 1: you got my number from somebody. No, I looked up

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Speaker 1: your number. Uh here here here it is the nut show.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I evidently you and you and your

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Speaker 1: wife have been going through the same type of problems

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Speaker 1: of trying to get pregnant and so forth and so on,

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Speaker 1: and uh. For my understanding, your wife is what four

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Speaker 1: or five months pregnant? I'm not sure. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: my wife is exactly five months pregnant. But I'm still

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Speaker 1: confused on how you're getting in touch with me and

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Speaker 1: what this has to do with me. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: all this stuff that we've gone through is totally confidential,

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Speaker 1: and I'm kind of offended that you're calling me. I

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Speaker 1: understand that. Well, what's what's happening is, um, I got

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Speaker 1: a phone call from the doctor's office today. It seems

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Speaker 1: like there's been a huge mistake by the doctor's office.

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Speaker 1: Evidently your wife has been artificially inseminated with my seed.

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Speaker 1: And I was, I mean, I'm just as disturbed as

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Speaker 1: you are. You know what I mean, because I mean

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Speaker 1: me and my wife are. You know, my wife is

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Speaker 1: two months pregnant and finally, how can they do something

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Speaker 1: like that? I mean that doesn't make any sense. So

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. All I know is is that

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Speaker 1: you know, I hate to use the expression, but I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm your wife's baby's dad. And no, okay, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, no, no, no, max up, that that didn't happen.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't happen, no way. So I'm trying to make

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Speaker 1: sure I bring the news to you and see if

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Speaker 1: there's anything that we can do to I mean, I mean,

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Speaker 1: after being five months pregnants kind of hard to rectify

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Speaker 1: the problem. So I don't want this to sound rude,

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Speaker 1: and I don't want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy,

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Speaker 1: are you black? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black? And

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Speaker 1: my wife is gonna have a black baby. Well yeah,

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Speaker 1: your wife, he is gonna have a black baby. But

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Speaker 1: what I want you to know is I'm not paying

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Speaker 1: no that i'll support. That's what about child support. And

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Speaker 1: my wife is having some of the black duds, kid?

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Speaker 1: Are you crazy? No, I'm not, No, I'm not out

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Speaker 1: of my mind. I'm just saying I didn't lay down

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Speaker 1: and conceive a child with your with your wife, So

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Speaker 1: I'm making sure I'm not going to be paying enough

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Speaker 1: child support. But I'm not even worried about the child support.

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Speaker 1: I'll pay the talks for it. I'm worried about some

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Speaker 1: doctor making a huge mistake and and and oh my god,

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Speaker 1: nor wife is gonna have a black baby. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe that. This is unbelievable. It's unbelievable, and I can't

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Speaker 1: believe you to call my house, give me the doctor,

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Speaker 1: should give me this? What don't you want it? It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter who gives you the news, as long as

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Speaker 1: you get the news. Now, what I want you to

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Speaker 1: do with this? Please don't be giving the baby no

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Speaker 1: white names and stuff white. I can't believe that you're

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Speaker 1: so this is incredible, incredible. Oh my gosh, call me.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to give me that. I'm ready to go crazy.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy. Okay, this, this is this is no

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Speaker 1: reason to be violent, sir. You see what I'm saying

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Speaker 1: that's already to be violent. You're you're worried about me

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Speaker 1: about paying child support and talking about your seed and

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Speaker 1: your baby's daddy, and oh man, this is this is

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Speaker 1: bringing the best out of me. I can promise you. Unbelievable. Man.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me ask you something. Do you think

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Speaker 1: you may need anger management? I mean, you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: are you gonna? You're not gonna You're not gonna beat

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Speaker 1: my child? Are you? Oh man, you know how to

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Speaker 1: push man's buttons. I can promise you. Man, that's crazy. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat nobody's baby. I don't want you being

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Speaker 1: violent to me and your wife's baby. Spend this thing around.

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Speaker 1: Huh man, what do you live? Man? This is this

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Speaker 1: because oh man, this is well, here's what I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: ask do you think you might want to be the

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Speaker 1: godfather to the child to my own kid? No, I

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Speaker 1: guess it wouldn't be my kid because it's me and

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Speaker 1: your wife's child. Don't you say that, you crazy? Don't

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Speaker 1: you say that, say that even thinking about something like that.

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Speaker 1: It's me talk about something like that, but it's me

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Speaker 1: and your wife. Chill, thank so. Don't you even talk

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Speaker 1: like that, You're crazy? Tear a hole in your head.

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Speaker 1: Don't you talk like that. Okay, okay, you're gonna tell

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Speaker 1: a hold and who's hey? In your head? You're crazy?

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Speaker 1: See that? This this is this is the kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't want my child around this time, this type

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Speaker 1: of talk, this type of violence to your wife. Folks

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Speaker 1: getting mad and want to kill everybody in the room.

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Speaker 1: What you kill? Who you're mad at? Why do y'all

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Speaker 1: do that? This? Man? Can I can? I? Can I

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Speaker 1: say one more thing to you? Can I do that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can take any more news

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Speaker 1: to me? Man jumped to the phone. I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing to say to you. This is Nephew Timing

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Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked

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Speaker 1: by your wife. You can't gonna kill that. Uh it

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Speaker 1: took a sol play a game like this. That's brawl.

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Speaker 1: Got me, man, you freaking got me, man. Yeah. We

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Speaker 1: listened to Steve Harvey Radio Show all the time. Man,

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Speaker 1: that's awesome. You guys are great. Oh man, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go find her and give her a big kiss. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do that far God. All right, man, I got

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Speaker 1: one of them. I got one more question for you, baby.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land? The

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Radio Show in the morning.