WEBVTT - 9 Sloth Facts Worth Clinging To

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what will? What's that man? Go? Did you know

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<v Speaker 1>that slots are really good swimmers? I actually didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've seen photos of them in water, and

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<v Speaker 1>even though I've seen slots in person, we got the

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<v Speaker 1>chance to go to Costa Rica, I never saw them

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<v Speaker 1>doing their the little doggy paddle, and I saw them

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<v Speaker 1>doing on the video. Yeah, I mean, they definitely look

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<v Speaker 1>cute but not particularly graceful. But I was actually shocked

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<v Speaker 1>to learn they're actually really strong swimmers. And apparently they

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<v Speaker 1>moved three times as fast and water as they do

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<v Speaker 1>on land, which I know isn't great, but it's an improvement. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess so. And also they can hold their breath

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<v Speaker 1>underwater for forty minutes. No, that's impressive. Yeah. But my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite thing I learned is that because they're so slow

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<v Speaker 1>to move on land, sometimes slots will just dive bomb

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<v Speaker 1>from a tree limb that's overhang over some water, just

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<v Speaker 1>so that they can shorten their commute to the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that great? It's pretty impressive. And that's just one

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<v Speaker 1>of nine facts we've got on today's show about slots.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's dig in. Welcome to Part Time Genius. I'm Will Pearson.

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<v Speaker 1>As always, I'm joined by my good friend Man Guesh

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<v Speaker 1>Ticketer and sitting behind the soundproof glass thumbing through an

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<v Speaker 1>old copy of Ranger Rick. That's our Brendon producer Tristan McNeil.

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<v Speaker 1>Has been a while since I've seen a copy of up.

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<v Speaker 1>And we were supposed to have Gabe on the line,

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<v Speaker 1>as we often do for nine Things, but Gabe is

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<v Speaker 1>home with a pretty nasty cold. That's the first time

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<v Speaker 1>he's called in sick. Yeah, well, we wish him well,

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<v Speaker 1>but actually he sent me his facts. He decided to

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and do the research, but he said he'd

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<v Speaker 1>sound a little too stopped up if he were to

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<v Speaker 1>join us. So I'm gonna play the role of Gabe today.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go. So can I start us

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<v Speaker 1>off as well? I'm gonna start us off as me good.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go. My first fact that I found. So,

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<v Speaker 1>you know one thing, these mini Chewbaccas aren't slow at

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<v Speaker 1>We've talked about how slow they are, but not at mating.

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<v Speaker 1>And actually, according to Public Radio, the whole mating ritual

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<v Speaker 1>is done in about five seconds, and that includes the

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<v Speaker 1>four plays. So you're probably wondering, how does this work,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, in case your parents didn't teach you about

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<v Speaker 1>the birds and the sloths. The female sloth barks out

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<v Speaker 1>of scream when she's in heat, and then the male

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<v Speaker 1>slots come racing over to court her, or race as

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<v Speaker 1>fast as they can't. There's they're slots. They're not swimming over.

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<v Speaker 1>So but the slots are so good at sex, or

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<v Speaker 1>or at least productive at it, that at the Slot

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<v Speaker 1>Sanctuary in Costa Rica, Slot sex is the one thing

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<v Speaker 1>that's actually forbidden. They're too good at it, and the

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<v Speaker 1>sanctuary does not need any more babies. That's so ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good, all right, Gay, What do you have next?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I'm Gabe and here's my next fact. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you love avocados, you should thank a sloth. According

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<v Speaker 1>to Smithsonian, giant ground sloughs used to roam the earth

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<v Speaker 1>during the Cenozoic era, and the creatures were massive, about

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<v Speaker 1>the size of ups trucks actually. But the creatures love

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<v Speaker 1>the avocado, and along with a few other massive animals

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<v Speaker 1>like mammoths, they would eat the fruit whole for a snack.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they would deposit the seed miles away as they traveled,

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<v Speaker 1>all of which helped to keep the avocado around. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>remember to thank us lot the next time I see

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<v Speaker 1>one pretty good fact from gay, don't you think? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Great reading? All right, Okay, so I've got another fact

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<v Speaker 1>for you. So I'm sure you know this, but early

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<v Speaker 1>descriptions of this slot weren't favorable at all, and according

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<v Speaker 1>to Atlas Obscura, one of the early nineteenth century natural

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<v Speaker 1>history books, described them as I've got the quote here,

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<v Speaker 1>imperfect monsters of creation, equally remarkable in their disgusting appearance

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<v Speaker 1>and helpless condition. Pretty rough. And while there's leny of

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<v Speaker 1>debate over whether slots are cute or not, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you see all sorts of debate on the internet, one

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<v Speaker 1>thing you can't dispute is how they smell, which is good, really, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's such slow moving creatures, they actually don't need

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<v Speaker 1>sweat glands, and not stinking is actually useful to them

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<v Speaker 1>because it keeps predators off their scent. Yeah. So, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're probably wondering what do they actually smell like? And

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<v Speaker 1>answer is trees. Mostly they just pick up the scent

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<v Speaker 1>of wherever they're at, which means their fur gets coated

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<v Speaker 1>in tree staff And basically they smell like air freshener. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty good. But actually it leads into my next

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<v Speaker 1>fact because while they might smell good, I do need

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<v Speaker 1>to remind you they are covered in algae. Sometimes you'll

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<v Speaker 1>see them turn the kind of this greenish tint, and

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<v Speaker 1>especially during the rainy season, And it's because they're basically

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<v Speaker 1>part of the trees. But the algae does have some

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<v Speaker 1>benefits to the sloth. It it kind of helps them camouflage. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>slows occasionally snack on the algae as a quick treat,

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<v Speaker 1>and they might even absorb the nutrients from the algae

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<v Speaker 1>into their skin. But that said, the algae isn't the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing hanging out on the sloth, so moths sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>live in there fur as well. That's pretty good. Alright, Gabe,

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<v Speaker 1>your next fact? Okay, Well I'm Gabe, and my next

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<v Speaker 1>fact goes like this. While they are definitely slow moving,

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<v Speaker 1>wild slots aren't in the same category as koalas those

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<v Speaker 1>lazy beast sleep eighteen hours a day. Also, I do

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<v Speaker 1>just want to say, because slaws tend to be slow moving,

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<v Speaker 1>when they move, it's it's pretty efficient. They're always calculating

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<v Speaker 1>the fastest way to get somewhere so that they don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to backtrack as they go, you know, maybe forty

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<v Speaker 1>from one tree top to another. But back to the

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<v Speaker 1>sleepy part about them, slaws only sleep about nine hours

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<v Speaker 1>a day in the wild, which isn't that much more

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<v Speaker 1>than most humans. And for the record, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>fairly recent discovery, coming in the last decade or so,

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<v Speaker 1>when some scientists put brain caps on them to monitor

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<v Speaker 1>their brain waves. And that said, what once slaws are

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<v Speaker 1>living the good life in captivity, they do tend to

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<v Speaker 1>take advantage of the situation and taking a few more

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<v Speaker 1>hours of rest. I like that fact. Game All right,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for what's your next one? So, uh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what I thought was pretty funny. Slots have all sorts

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<v Speaker 1>of strange biological features, right, They have these conical teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>They're related to armadillo and ant eaters, but according to

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<v Speaker 1>bo Boing, their family tree diverge from those lines about

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<v Speaker 1>seventy to eighty million years ago. But the weirdest thing

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<v Speaker 1>to me about them is that they really don't get

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<v Speaker 1>fat in a traditional way. So this is again from

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<v Speaker 1>boo but most mammals have fat tucked around their bodies,

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<v Speaker 1>but when a slot gets obese. They hold that extra

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<v Speaker 1>weight and fat deposits in their feet. In their feet,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that they got fat feet something kind of like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's both cute and disgusting at the same time, and

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<v Speaker 1>useless fat fat, it's fun to say. That's all right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I know we've talked about this before, but no discussion

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<v Speaker 1>of sloth biology is complete without a little discussion of

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<v Speaker 1>their pooh dances, which I know we've both seen videos

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<v Speaker 1>of before, and and slots, which which kind of live

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<v Speaker 1>in this natural state of constipation. At least according to

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<v Speaker 1>the Washington Post, they shimmy down their trees once a

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<v Speaker 1>week to pooh, but the way they do it is

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<v Speaker 1>pretty funny. So they sort of cling to the tree

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<v Speaker 1>and shake their hips, slowly dancing it out of their

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<v Speaker 1>system in one slow, long co of it. But the

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<v Speaker 1>big question is why don't they just go from the trees,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when leaving the tree is actually a dangerous activity

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<v Speaker 1>for them. That's when the eagles plucked them off for

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<v Speaker 1>other predators tend to notice them. But there are a

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<v Speaker 1>few theories why so. Some people think it has to

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<v Speaker 1>do with mating and attracting a mate to a particular tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people think it has to do with the moths

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<v Speaker 1>on their bodies, because the moths lay eggs in their feces.

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<v Speaker 1>But personally, I think the sloth just enjoys a little

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<v Speaker 1>dance party of lave. You know, I just need to dance.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, pooh, I guess. So that's my last fact. Okay, Gay,

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<v Speaker 1>time to close it for us. Here we go last one. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a little off topic, but I'm sure you

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<v Speaker 1>remember the characters Sloth from the Goonies Las. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're wondering what happened to him after the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>which I know we all have wondered at some point,

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<v Speaker 1>the IMDb has you covered. According to the novelization of

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<v Speaker 1>the movie, Chunk's parents adopted Sloth and even through him

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<v Speaker 1>a bar mets, so he's truly a man. Now that's

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<v Speaker 1>not a great fact, mean, Gabe closing the show with

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<v Speaker 1>a great fact about one of my favorite movies as

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<v Speaker 1>a kid. So I feel like we need to give

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<v Speaker 1>him the trophy. Yeah, so, Gabe, if you're listening, feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for the fact, and we'll be back tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>with another episode.