WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Couch Crush 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:01.720 All right, you're here for a brand new second date 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:03.120 on the Second Day podcast. 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:04.920 Yeah, it is another a good place for it to be. 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:07.080 It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And we asked 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:11.840 you yesterday. Okay, huge surprise by the third date too 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:12.440 much or not? 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:12.920 Yes? 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:14.640 And we did get some comments. What do we got? 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:17.560 You guys saw authentic sound said my ex wife gave 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:20.360 me a phone after two weeks of dating and a 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:21.960 car after one month. 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:25.840 Let's just say she's my ex wife now, Oh, but 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:29.560 you're still driving the cart. He's probably commenting from the phone. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:33.560 Yeah, Yeah, that's exactly when you got to We love 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:35.440 when you interact with us on the comments. 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:36.559 Say whether that's on. 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:39.480 Spotify or YouTube or you can always text the show 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:41.440 as well. We have a textboard at seven, eight, five, 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:44.040 nine to two. So oh and social media at Brook 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:46.639 and Jeffrey. Yes, all right, there's my spiel. Let's get 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.400 this show started. 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:53.279 Second Date up Date. I saw a video posted by 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:56.560 a bridal stylist recently. Really, she talks to brides all 0:00:56.600 --> 0:01:02.960 the time, always asks how they met their husband. What's 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:06.480 the number one way single people are finding their spouses 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:10.240 right now? The number one answer she says by far 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:15.319 is on Hinge, not like Bumble or like specifically his 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:19.679 She says, Bumble is second. Nobody is on Tinder if 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:23.520 you're seriously trying to find marriage. Number three was a 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:28.120 little bit surprising, though, she said College Sweethearts not a 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:40.080 website like people who actually met in College Sweethearts, people. 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:41.840 Who met for sugardad. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:48.280 It's like the relationship lasted beyond graduation. And then the 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:53.760 rarest is meeting somebody naturally out in the wild. And 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:56.480 I don't know if I hear animal noises right now, 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.400 but that's exactly what happened with one of our listeners, 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:02.720 Chad O, how wild was? It was a lone tiger 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.120 loose in the jungle Roman free till a certain frisky 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:09.160 feline caught his eye. So let's learn about it. 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:09.520 Chad. 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:10.400 Welcome to the show. 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:12.320 Hey, thanks, Hey. 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:12.680 You're welcome. 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:13.000 Chad. 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:14.720 You sound like a frisky feeling. 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.960 Yeah, he's the prowling tiger. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.680 Still a feline, well, yeah, a. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.440 Big feeling, sure. And tell us about the girl that 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:24.520 you met. What's her name? 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:25.960 Her name is Lucy? 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.120 Okay, and we're out in the wild. Did you meet Lucy? 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.040 I met Lucy at a furniture store. 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:37.320 Why does that scream awesome? Because like shopping for furniture, 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.119 I could see girls out and about. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.480 Everyone at the furniture store is married. Yeah, I've never 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:44.000 stepped in a. 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:46.240 Yeah. 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:49.639 Also they got money because furniture is not she You're 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:50.760 you're spending a. 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:51.600 Couple of hundred bucks. 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:52.720 Yeah, so you were. 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.440 You were like a legit store. This wasn't like Assemble 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:57.240 one of the. 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:01.600 Nice shots fired at Ikea with that. So how did 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.760 you and Lucy Like, how did that interaction happen in 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:05.320 the store? 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.760 Well, I was walking around the store. I was just 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:13.520 there looking to upgrade my place, and I had zeroed 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:17.880 in on this one sofa. But then Lucy came in 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:21.680 and was looking at the exact same couch. 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:26.600 Yeah style our wrestle who for Whoever's going to buy it? 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:27.519 Yeah? 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:28.840 I mean I wish I could have. I mean I 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:30.079 would have loved to have done that. 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.079 You do the gentleman thing and buy the couch for her. 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:37.680 I don't have that much money, I'm. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:39.400 What was your move? 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:41.920 The move was just to kind of like what do 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:43.920 you like about the couch? And then it just kind 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:46.600 of got to a level where we weren't just talking 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:47.440 about a couch? 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:48.880 Well, and eventually. 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.240 You're going to have to spoon on it together to 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:51.400 see if two people fit. 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:55.000 That's important. 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:58.560 That's a really weird way of flirting. I will say, 0:03:59.040 --> 0:03:59.920 I feel like we shouldn't have. 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.320 Yeah, it didn't get too racy. We just kept like 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.960 trying it out. Shocked. 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:11.840 That's cute though. That's a really organic way to have conversation. 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:14.800 It is good because you're kind of playing like you're 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.880 a couple already by like shopping together, and it kind 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:20.120 of like plants that image into your mind in a 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:21.440 in a subtle way, so. 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.120 That it's important for him to know if women like 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:24.679 this couch. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:29.159 Yeah, were you able to spin it into a date? 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:33.360 Yeah? It come to find out we both wanted to couch. 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.960 There's salespeople at these high end furniture stores, and so 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.240 it's like, okay, we're both interested in the couch, and 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:42.480 the guys like this is it? There's just the one couch? 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:47.440 Yeah, and then you guys started a fight, So what's 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:47.880 the move. 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.719 I was like, okay, well we both want the couch, 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:53.360 but if you want me to let you have it, 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:57.240 then why don't you give me something in return, you know, 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:58.520 like your phone number. 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.080 Okay, because they also sell beds over here. 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:06.840 So that's a good way to get her number. 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:07.440 Did she like that? 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:09.760 Yeah? I mean good enough to give me the number. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:11.920 I mean she got the couch, so yeah. 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:12.119 The couch. 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:15.960 Hold up, hold up, you got the number, and now 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:17.279 she's ghosting you. 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:18.719 I think they went out out. 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:19.360 Did you go? 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.599 So? Like? Fast forward to like the next three days, 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.039 and we're texting a lot. I mean like and I 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:29.360 say that a lot, I mean like fifty times a day? 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:32.679 Well a day. Wow, you haven't texted anybody fifty times 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:35.720 in my whole life. I really like each other day. 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:40.200 So we scheduled a date and then she backed out 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:44.760 and I wanted to reschedule, and then like she backed 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:46.800 out again the night before. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:50.599 Okay, are you convincing herself not to go on? 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:52.760 So it's weird that you guys were talking so much 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.200 though via text. I don't know someone who can't say no. 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:56.960 I would probably give out my number and talk for a. 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.880 Few days to not feel bad, and the couches deliver 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:01.920 not my home, and then stop text and then you 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:02.720 finally be over. 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.719 Yeah, okay, chat, are you feeling like maybe the only 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:08.240 reason that she said she would like give the number 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:10.159 and go out on a date was just to get 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:12.240 the couch. Like that was the whole point of it. 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:14.440 That thought has crossed my mind. But then there's all 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:16.599 these texts in between. So then like I did like 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:19.479 a little recon, I like googled myself and I was like, 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:21.200 all right, nothing weird came up here. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:26.839 That was good. I mean, here's the thing. She gave 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:28.839 you her number, but she could have easily given you 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:29.640 a fake number. 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:30.320 That's true. 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:33.719 You know, she didn't have to give you her real 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:34.400 phone number. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.279 Yeah, it's weird that she's backing out all of a sudden. 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:39.359 We're gonna call Lucy and try and get to the 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:42.080 bottom of this, because if she says no to going 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:43.839 out with you, then you deserve that couch. 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:45.960 In my opinion, that wasn't the deal. It was just 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:46.719 a phone number. 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:53.680 Jeff, Oh sorry, that was on you chat. Improve your 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:54.800 negotiation skills. 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:56.680 I know I thought it was a fair deal, but 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:57.920 it turns out not so much. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:06:59.400 Yeah, she followed through. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:01.520 But anyway, I need your help and hope you can 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:02.080 help me out. 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:03.680 All right, Well, we're going to try our best. We'll 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:05.560 come back and get you your second date update right 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:10.640 after this man hold on second date update. I'm not 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:14.120 a lawyer, but Chad, if we're not successful in getting 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:17.840 you another date, what about at least getting you visitation 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:22.400 with the couch? Just like one week doesn't need to 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.200 be much, just one week and a month. Maybe split 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:26.720 it on holidays. We can negotiate something. 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:30.360 Yeah sure, Oh you know, shared custody is what you're saying. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.640 Yeah, okay, Chad seems to like that idea, because if 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:35.600 you miss part one. He met Lucy at a furniture 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:39.280 store recently when they both liked the same exact couch, 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.400 but he generously let her have it if in exchange 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:43.800 she gave him his number. 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:45.880 Yeah, yeah, I mean that was the deal that they made. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:49.040 Yeah, it was a smooth move. But she keeps backing 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:51.400 out of dates now and now their initial flame has 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:53.240 pretty much gone completely ice cold. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:55.200 Yeah, they're losing chemistry fast. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:58.200 So we he doesn't know why, we need to try 0:07:58.200 --> 0:07:59.000 and help figure it out. 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:00.600 Can I ask? Had the one thing? 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:02.840 I never you know, we never really got into you 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.360 said you guys texted back and forth a ton. Was 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:10.320 there any like inappropriate texting or something that could have 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.040 or could have been read wrong. Even you know, sometimes 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.160 you said something thinking you're joking and the other person doesn't. 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:16.320 Read it right. 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:19.160 Can you read some inappropriate text to broke right now? 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:20.520 She really want to hear something. 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.600 Is there something that stands out in all of those 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:24.840 conversations that you had? 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:28.320 No, I mean it was flirty, but without crossing the line. 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.800 It's the way I think about it. Asked about the couch, 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:35.959 you know, it was. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.240 How's how's the couch doing? 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:40.960 Is it? 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:41.800 Okay? 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:42.600 Yeah? 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:44.000 I think he really did that though. 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:45.840 That's what he said. 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:50.600 Okay. He laughed like he was going to be an innuendo, 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:51.800 like the couch. 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:52.640 I don't know. 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:55.040 No, he like, how's the couch doing? 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:56.719 How I heard it? Okay? 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.640 See this is what text messaging is like right now. 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:01.080 You can't tell tone. 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.480 If someone hows the couch ha ha ha, I would. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:10.400 Not all right, chat, it's okay, let's call Lucy and uh, 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.560 hopefully it's not what we were talking about earlier too, 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:14.320 where it was just all a big scam so that 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:16.840 she could get the couch have him back off again, 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:21.560 because it is very smart and your fall if that's 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:21.920 the case. 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:23.280 Scam, Yeah, I. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.640 Mean she just said, oh, well, thank you and smiled 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:27.839 and gave your number. That's all that you asked. 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:29.920 There's no one in the room that wouldn't agree with that. 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:34.640 Yeah, let's hope. 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:35.360 That the case. Then I don't know why she would 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.360 even agree to go out with me at the start 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:37.560 of it. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:38.160 It's a good point. 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:41.800 Yeah, that's true. So hopefully there's an explanation. Let me 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:44.240 dial her number right now. Let's see if she picks up. 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:54.720 Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with Lucy. 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:59.280 Oh yeah, we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey 0:09:59.320 --> 0:09:59.760 in the Morning. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.160 Hey, hey, Lucy, your morning. You're on the show, Lucy. 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:05.440 Okay, what's this about. 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:09.520 It's our couch reviews segment in a way. 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:12.600 Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update. 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:14.880 What is that? 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.120 Uh, oh, you don't know what that is. It's a 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:19.920 segment we do where if someone's in like a dating 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:23.040 scenario and a person blows you off or you're not 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.760 getting back to them, we'll reach out on behalf of 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:28.120 that person to try and figure out if there's a 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:30.959 reason for it, just to like help them understand what's 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:31.439 going on. 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:33.080 And this one's kind of out of the norm because 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:34.800 you never actually went on a first. 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:37.760 Date, right, Yeah, because we're talking about a guy named Chad. 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:39.720 Are you. 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:43.880 Sorry? 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.319 Response, We don't need to explain more like couch guy. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.600 You know exactly who we're talking about. Yeah, we are 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:53.640 not you. Chad says that you guys met at a 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:56.679 furniture store and you exchange numbers. 0:10:57.280 --> 0:10:59.439 It seemed like there was like some flirtation there. Did 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:00.200 he read that right? 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:05.360 I mean, yeah, but I have a good reason for it. 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:10.000 But it would just be super uncomfortable to tell him, Oh, 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:10.319 you have. 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:13.280 A good reason for not calling him back or going 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:13.679 on the date. 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:16.280 Yeah, because he said that you guys had scheduled dates 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:17.199 and you kept bailing. 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:19.320 Yes, I did bail. 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.439 Wait can I ask her just blunt like, did you 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:23.360 scammer boy? 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:26.600 Did you just get I think the question is did 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.240 you ever have any intention of actually going on a date? 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.160 Okay, then now let me ask did you ever have 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:33.160 any intention of actually going on a date? 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:38.920 Edited so I sound smarter? Yeah, I mean I wasn't 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:39.800 to go on a date with him. 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:40.160 I didn't. 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:41.520 Oh, okay, I didn't. 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.840 Have a problem with him. It was just like I 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:45.600 got the whole couch thing. And then a few days 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.400 after I met Chad, I came back to the furniture 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.400 place with some of my friends to pick up the 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.880 couch because one of my friends was a pickup truck whatever. 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:54.959 Oh yeah, you got to have a friend with the 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:59.120 truck delivery. Yeah you have not every one could afford 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:00.800 two thousands. I probably would have got it. 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:03.600 Jeff doesn't have truck guys in his friend. 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:06.439 He's like, I just have one of my assistants to 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:07.360 make me a new couch. 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:09.360 Do you want me to come by with my escalade? 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.920 So you guys know how it works. Yeah, okay, you 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:15.000 went to the store to pick it up yourself. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.400 Yeah, with some friends. And then what happened? 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.880 Yeah? So I went inside to pay and who do 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:20.520 I see? 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:21.440 Sad? 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:23.040 Why is that that? 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:23.520 Wait? 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:25.000 You need to couch? 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.160 Yeah, you took the couch that he wanted to buy, 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:28.520 so he probably had to get a new one. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:32.800 Okay, No, he wasn't like shopping. He was asleep on 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:35.720 one of the couches, like in the back room area. 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:38.920 I didn't even know what to do. He didn't see me, 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:40.280 Like he was asleep, he didn't see me. 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:43.440 Maybe he was just trying to couch out too hard. 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:45.240 Yeah, no, way too hard. 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:49.320 It was so awkward. So I was just gonna leave, 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.080 but I just asked the cashier. I was like, Hey, 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:54.320 what's the deal with that guy on the great couch 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:58.120 And he's like, Oh, that's the Snapper. But like he 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:00.240 just said it, like it's a nickname. 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:01.520 The nap. The Knapper is. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:05.160 What Yeah, they called him the napper? 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.680 The Napper Okay, so he got a nickname for him. 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:11.880 Yeah. So like apparently he comes in during his lunch 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.920 break and he takes off his shoes and he takes 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:16.120 a literal nap. 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:19.440 No, oh, he comes in that often. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:21.800 He said that the boss, like the manager lets him 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:23.760 do it because like once a month he buys all 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:24.720 the employees' lunch. 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:26.480 They let him do it. 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.120 Oh wow, that's a hack. 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:33.040 So he's sleeping during his lunch break. 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.559 What's going through your mind as they're telling you this, Lucy, 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:36.559 I don't. 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:38.920 Want to go out with the Napper, like, especially that 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:39.880 he has a nickname. 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:42.360 Yeah, but he liked it. Catch you were on. He's 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:44.800 tried them all out at the store. Yeah, Like you 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:46.559 just happened to be talking to the expert and he 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:48.560 has a house like he just goes during his lunch. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.320 Oh yeah, makes money. But you're turned off by the 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:54.800 idea of a guy who spends every lunch break going 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:58.719 into a nap store and hanging out a nap store. Well, sorry, sorry, 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:03.439 furniture store, and earn earned a reputation as a napper. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:06.440 Honestly though, rebranding a furniture store to the nap store, so. 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:08.400 Well, then everybody's gonna be doing it. 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:11.280 I think you should give him a second chance on 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:11.640 that line. 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:13.560 I think you should at least hear him out on 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:15.920 what he has to say, Lucy, because he is on 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:20.760 the other line right now listening, unless he fell asleep 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:23.880 in his NEI so chatty there, Yeah, I'm here. 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.720 Hi, yeah, Hi. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.680 Chat is so weird that you have a reputation of 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:32.920 the guy who naps in public? 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:35.800 I mean, I don't understand what the big deal is. 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:38.560 I mean, it's like going into a subway and making 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:39.320 your own sandwich. 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:42.480 You just don't do that. If I could go into 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:44.280 some way and make my own sandwich, I do it. 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:48.200 But I mean it. I mean it's right near my work. 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:51.880 They have nice employees, obviously, they have really comfy furniture, 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:54.920 so they get new furniture in I get to test 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:57.600 like the couches, and I know which ones are like 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:59.640 the softest and the best. And that's why I was like, 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:01.520 you're it in on the one you bought? 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:10.680 You nap on the couch that I bought. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:09.600 So yeah, I wanted to buy it. I told you 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:18.080 it was soft. The skin cells are gross. We're going 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.920 to go on a date. I mean, you probably have 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:20.920 your tongue in my mouth? 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:32.720 Whoa too much? A good nap is really good life. 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:35.000 Yeah, that's the way I live. Man. 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.680 We're not talking about if naps are good or not. 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.600 We're talking about if Lucy is attracted to a man 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:41.280 who does that. 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.440 I don't understand much that he has a moniker, his 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:47.720 own nicknacks. I still haven't heard a solid reason, Lucy, 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:49.120 why this is a turnoff. 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.320 Explain it to Chad. 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:53.800 Guys, it's weird and it's embarrassing. 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:57.800 Yeah, but it's only the Kyle guy who knows about it, 0:15:57.880 --> 0:15:58.240 you know. 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:00.760 Yeah, we're not going on dates at the at your store. 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:01.240 Yeah. 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:05.840 If you really aren't that embarrassed by why didn't you 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:06.720 say that when we met? 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:08.840 Why weren't you like, Hey, I really like this couch. 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:09.920 I've been sleeping on. 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:14.920 It for the last three weeks. Maybe I should have. 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:17.360 You know, that's weird, Coach. 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:18.840 That doesn't sound right. 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:21.600 You guys sound like you actually have some chemistry here. 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:24.400 I don't think that you should let this like get 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:25.040 in the way. 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:26.760 And if you're willing to not let it get in 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:28.920 the way, then I guess we're willing to pay for 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:30.240 it for your next date. 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:33.480 No, because if I like him, now I'm dating the napper, 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:34.600 and I just don't want to do that. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:40.560 But he's resourceful, he's friendly, you know. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:44.960 He knows where tongues go, and hopefully he has enough 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:47.680 money to get your couch officially clean too, Lucy, with 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:49.360 all those dead skin cells that he's left on. 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:51.320 I would be more worried about the slobbery. 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:51.800 Bros. 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.000 Hey, look, I just want to let you know I 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.160 did not leave any residue on your couch. 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:00.840 We have to say it, girl, I talked to I 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:05.240 did not leave residue on your couch. Looking Jeffrey in 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:08.320 the morning, you know, it was interesting to hear broken 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:09.640 Alexis's take on that. 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:11.280 Why you were so anti. 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:13.880 I'm not anti. I'm just saying it felt like it though, Yeah, 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:16.159 well it was just if it was me and I 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:18.720 walked into a store and I saw the person that 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.600