1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred Yever you post 6 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 1: stuff on Facebook, Marketplace or any online forum for sale, yeah, 7 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: you hear people say how horrible it is. Yeah, because 8 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 1: you immediately get ten emails, all with lowball offers, and 9 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: then one weird guy who says, I'll trade you my 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 1: cat and fifty nickels for it, but not today. Today, 11 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 1: I'm the buyer and I want to pay full price 12 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 1: for a guy's stereo. Hey, that's great. Only caveat is 13 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: he's not there and I'm already at his house. Wait, 14 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: just pop in and grab it real quick. Isn't a 15 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 1: big deal. It's your phone's out right now. As on 16 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 1: the twenties, Hello, hey, you're selling the stereo system on Craigslist. Right, 17 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, the stereo system on Craigslist for two 18 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: hundred bucks? Is that still? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 19 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, okay, cool, I'll take it okay, um, great, 20 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: So can I just like walk in and grab it 21 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: or what? Well? Yeah, if you want to set up 22 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: the time, I can, I can come meet you. Oh no, 23 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 1: I'm here. I've been knocking on your door for a 24 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 1: few minutes and no one's answering, so I don't know. 25 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: I figured i'd call you. You're knocking. You're knocking on 26 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: on my on my door. Yeah, what do you mean 27 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: you're you're at my You're at my house? Yeah. I 28 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: just googled your phone number and I found your address 29 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: on drive. That's you, right, that's a little bit weird. 30 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: But you why are you at my house? I just 31 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: wanted to get the stereo. I thought I told you that. 32 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: So I'm outside. You want me to just go in? 33 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: I could leave the money on the counter, just grab 34 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: the stereo. No, I'm sorry, man, this is a really 35 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: weird That's not how why, this is not how we 36 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,800 Speaker 1: do things. I mean, it's not how we do things. 37 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,800 Speaker 1: I'm doing it. Yeah, and I'm sorry. You don't you 38 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: don't just do that. You don't just show up at 39 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 1: my house because you have to set up Fine, okay, well, 40 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: separate question. I brought a step ladder from my trunk 41 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 1: so I can see into your living room. I'm just 42 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,359 Speaker 1: wondering why stereo that you're selling is that the one 43 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 1: on the entertainment center? What the hell is going on here? 44 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: I'm seeing it looks like it as a scratch on 45 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 1: the front, So we should probably knock ten bucks off. 46 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: You can't be looking through my windows. You know this 47 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 1: is this is so weird, like you already you already 48 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: found my address on the internet. Yeah, you get some 49 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: kind of creepy soccer or something. Well, is this how 50 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: you treat all the people that are interested in the stereo? 51 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: Because you are. You are some kind of crazy person. 52 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 1: Even if I feel like I want to sell you 53 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 1: the stereo, I will call you and tell you want 54 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: to come meet me. You don't come to my house 55 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 1: and I want to work with you. Man, So how 56 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: about this, I'll leave if you throw in that hockey 57 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: stick that I saw in your garage. You get into 58 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,519 Speaker 1: my garage, Well, the back door was unlocked, so I 59 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,639 Speaker 1: figured I just went in and it get off my property. Well, 60 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:16,519 Speaker 1: I just you know, you're crazy. All I'm doing is 61 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 1: I'm looking to buy your stereo, even a bad stereo. 62 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: Well you want to You're trying to break into my 63 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: house to steal my stuff or I don't know what 64 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: you're trying to do. I'm calling the police right now. 65 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 1: You should say where you are. You're going to call 66 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 1: the police. Yeah, well, what are you going to tell them? 67 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: This guy offered to buy my stereo and then he 68 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: actually showed up to purchase it with cash. I don't say. 69 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: You're her asking me your trespass it you broke into 70 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 1: my garage, well get out of it. The back door 71 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: was unlocked and there was a welcome mat on the floor, 72 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: so I figured that was okay. I've used that in 73 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: court before. Oh you've been you've been in the court before. Okay, 74 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: Well okay, so you've done this. You're gonna your way 75 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: around the justice system. Then, yeah, you're making it sound 76 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: like a bad thing. Well you were at the court mother, 77 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 1: you're going to jail again. Okay. Look, I can sense 78 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: that you're clearly agitated. You don't want me here. All right, 79 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: Well how about this. Then I'll drive over to your 80 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: work at three two drive at your insurance company. How 81 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,480 Speaker 1: did you know that? I'm doing my research, and then 82 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 1: I'll give you the money and then you can give 83 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,600 Speaker 1: me the key for the front door. Oh my god, 84 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: you are. I don't even know what to do here. 85 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: I'm calling you. Stay where you are. I'm calling the cop. 86 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,279 Speaker 1: Don't do that. They're not gonna think the prank phone 87 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: call is funny. But your buddy Eric Mike. Yeah, man, 88 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 1: my name is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey 89 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: in the Morning. This is a prank phone call. Eric 90 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,039 Speaker 1: sets you up for you. He said that you're selling 91 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:51,040 Speaker 1: a stereo on Craigslist. But I'll tell you he never 92 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: mentioned you'd be such a jerk about not letting randos 93 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,839 Speaker 1: go into your place. What's that all about? Hey, man, 94 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,279 Speaker 1: You know you never know what the internet these days. 95 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: I felt I was pretty polite about it. I told 96 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: you that I broke into your garage. Come on, I 97 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: welcome at on the floor. That's you inviting criminals in. 98 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 1: You're right, all right, Thank you, Thank you for taking accountability. 99 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 1: All right? Thank you. Wake up every morning with funk 100 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in 101 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,919 Speaker 1: the Morning.