Speaker 1: Every day.
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, why is this crazy shit happening?
Speaker 2: And then I'm like maybe it won't matter, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it does.
Speaker 3: It all does. Like the Golden Globes.
Speaker 1: I watched it if it were not people over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like the fucking Timothy shallow man.
Speaker 1: And she just said, do you have on your upper lip?
Speaker 2: I was like, I feel see, I love. I love
Speaker 2: the most creative ways to insult people's thin facial hair,
Speaker 2: facial hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, I mean as the disgrace.
Speaker 2: Yea said my money was thinner than Sean paul go
Speaker 2: tea hair.
Speaker 1: Always that's from last call.
Speaker 2: He's like, my money was thinnered ins Sean paul go
Speaker 2: tea hair. Now Jean paul O t air Colonne filled
Speaker 2: the air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's that sounds like a Kanye.
Speaker 1: They say he's stupid, he big headed.
Speaker 2: Would you please stop talking about how my dick headed.
Speaker 3: That was one of my least favorite lines from him.
Speaker 3: That sounds it just sounded like a giant come out. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It sounded like a fifth grader trying to brag about
Speaker 3: his dick for the first time.
Speaker 1: And we have a huge dickhead. Okay.
Speaker 3: I was the one peeing like outdoors next to a friend,
Speaker 3: and he was like, oh, little peace Stream, little dick,
Speaker 3: that's what that means. Uh. I was like, all right, man.
Speaker 1: Also, what house did this person grow up? Like you?
Speaker 1: Where do you pick that ship up? His dad?
Speaker 2: Hey, let's go to the local fucking toilets and go
Speaker 2: year that year that What do.
Speaker 3: You think he's rules around here? Two rules, the Golden
Speaker 3: rule and little peace Stream little dick, Little dick, it's
Speaker 3: it's it's a fucking it should be accepted as new
Speaker 3: Tony in law jokes on him. It's mostly look like
Speaker 3: a sandworm down there, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh you uncircumcised.
Speaker 3: Nope, nope, Oh god, what happened?
Speaker 1: Also, bro, why are you looking at me? Just enjoy
Speaker 1: your bro, We're just watching the sixers. Stop. Get back
Speaker 1: out there, get.
Speaker 3: Back out there.
Speaker 4: He was never good.
Speaker 1: He was never good.
Speaker 3: He was just I think he had like it was like, really,
Speaker 3: I have some friends who are like that, who just
Speaker 3: like are constantly saying ship and like, half of the
Speaker 3: time is really funny and half of the time it's cringe,
Speaker 3: you know, crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's definitely like a broken clock type wrapper or something.
Speaker 2: And then other times you're like, that's a bar. Wait
Speaker 2: on the top of his diny table. What full this
Speaker 2: Vogue party? And I get bleach your asshole? You get
Speaker 2: T shirt and you're like what what bleach your asshole?
Speaker 3: I'm like, an ass Why would that make you feel
Speaker 3: like an asshole? Of all the things you should definitely
Speaker 3: feel like an asshole for so many things.
Speaker 2: Is one of those albums though, that I think perfectly
Speaker 2: encapsulates that, where you're half the time like what the
Speaker 2: fuck and then other times like okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay. The music is good, the rapping is
Speaker 3: frequently I will.
Speaker 4: Never I will never shade him on the door, but
Speaker 4: his always shade him on his fucking terrible lyrics.
Speaker 3: Wait. So Coyle Dropout was the first one, then Late
Speaker 3: Registration was the second. I remember like I was so
Speaker 3: excited for that. I was like reading magat like paper
Speaker 3: magazine articles about the make of it and like what
Speaker 3: was happening? And I remember one report from the making
Speaker 3: of Late Registration where they were like, he is he
Speaker 3: has the whole album, but like fifty percent of the
Speaker 3: verses are just him being like the shapes. Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: the Shapes, but he didn't have the words yet I
Speaker 3: was like that having so much sense.
Speaker 4: I hear that a lot with like singer songwriters where
Speaker 4: it's like, yeah, the words are secondari it's like, yeah
Speaker 4: a rapper.
Speaker 2: First, Yeah, unless you're so percussive with your flow that like.
Speaker 1: You said to like, then I'll figure it out. But
Speaker 1: it's like, no, not that, not in that old brain.
Speaker 4: Wait, when are we going to get a rapper that
Speaker 4: does only glossalalia gloss where it's like it's like cigarettes
Speaker 4: where it's just fake words.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, cigarette's not speaking a language, you know, they're
Speaker 3: singing singing nonsense words. Yeah, they got so bad. Was
Speaker 3: like Iceland, right, yeah, wow a language they call it
Speaker 3: Hopeland or some ship like that.
Speaker 2: I think, Wow, that's like the there's this one TikTok
Speaker 2: I love. It's just these German dudes who are like
Speaker 2: in a car spitting gibberish like what they think American
Speaker 2: rat rat Yeah, panetic, And it's like kind of dope
Speaker 2: because you're like, oh I don't actually don't like in
Speaker 2: a weird and I'm like, yeah, that goes hard, Like
Speaker 2: I could listen to an album with that.
Speaker 3: We're sid the laughing around like a bath plank.
Speaker 5: The fang of christin ranks the hold.
Speaker 1: It's definitely.
Speaker 6: What time.
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 2: Gotta hip the praying, you gotta rip the frame, bro
Speaker 2: west Side.
Speaker 6: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this Monday morning week
Speaker 6: trend break trend edition of journ.
Speaker 3: My was just stretched out like a little cartoon character
Speaker 3: waking up from a nap as you did that a little.
Speaker 2: I'm just a little news hungry sweet bab waiting to
Speaker 2: talk about.
Speaker 1: All the good and the bad. Oh yeah, wow, what
Speaker 1: a sung I had.
Speaker 3: I missed a lot of stories. Turns out I'm coming.
Speaker 2: I told you, I'm coming into this thing, dry Jack,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck happened.
Speaker 3: To catch me. January is about, right, dry January?
Speaker 1: Avoid all contact with humans soliciation.
Speaker 3: That's right. My name is Jack O'Brien. That over there
Speaker 3: is Miles Gray. Yes, we hope everybody had a wonderful holiday.
Speaker 3: Wonderful you know if you celebrate that. If not, we
Speaker 3: hope you just had a good couple of weeks taking
Speaker 3: a break from hearing our voices live. But now we're back.
Speaker 3: But now we're back, you can't bite us assholes. We
Speaker 3: hope you enjoyed that extended cold open as we so
Speaker 3: we just like ease ourselves back into the cold pool
Speaker 3: of the zeitgeists. Yeah, or maybe it's like a hot
Speaker 3: time what is it too hot? The hot tub is
Speaker 3: a little little subjective. It is all subjective. Thank you
Speaker 3: for that, Miles, broken hot tub, says Brian, the editor
Speaker 3: hot Tub time Machine. All right, so let's just like
Speaker 3: blast through a handful of stories that happened over the
Speaker 3: break Well.
Speaker 1: What did you can completely forget the form of the
Speaker 1: show here?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, that's right.
Speaker 2: You don't even want to get to know me a
Speaker 2: little bit better?
Speaker 3: To get to know us a little me tell you
Speaker 3: some of the things that happened over the weekend. Do
Speaker 3: I have that right in this case, over the past
Speaker 3: two and a half weeks and plus fifteen minutes of nonsense?
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: But first we do like to let you guys get
Speaker 3: to know us a little bit better by telling you
Speaker 3: some things we think are over and underrated. We often
Speaker 3: do over it and underrated with the guest. I'm going
Speaker 3: to over explain everything because.
Speaker 2: I need to be reminded. And you're Jack and I
Speaker 2: am Jack. And look at your underwear. Look at your underwear,
Speaker 2: Look at the label I'm Haynes, I'm Alvin Klein.
Speaker 3: Oh, Calvin, Calvin ke back, all right, But first, Miles,
Speaker 3: we tell the people what we think is underrated, what
Speaker 3: we think is overrated. What you got, you got anything you.
Speaker 1: Underrated?
Speaker 2: A few things I think like you with many observations
Speaker 2: hit us and we them. For this moment, I will
Speaker 2: start off with the convenience of watching movies that are
Speaker 2: out in theaters on your couch.
Speaker 1: It's a slippery slope, y'all.
Speaker 2: I love going to move to the movies, I always will,
Speaker 2: but the ease at which you can summon a new
Speaker 2: movie and watch it on the couch almost had me thinking,
Speaker 2: why do I bother going to the theater? Yea, but
Speaker 2: then you want to go and rent that shit on
Speaker 2: your couch And I still can't wrap my head around
Speaker 2: renting of a temporary stream from like an Apple TV
Speaker 2: or whatever for twenty dollars. It's like, somehow I can't
Speaker 2: even fathom that it's cheaper than actually going to the movies.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, no, twenty dollars to rent. I go, Brian,
Speaker 2: is this on the server?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Plus, you always get mad that I'm laughing at
Speaker 3: inappropriate moments when I'm taking the video of the movie exactly,
Speaker 3: I watch and then send to you.
Speaker 2: I mean, thank you for sending me that nas Faratu
Speaker 2: screen cap, but did you did you just film that
Speaker 2: off your TV?
Speaker 3: Either or But yeah.
Speaker 1: That's one.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get through all these. The next one
Speaker 2: la weather and how I perceive winter. We all know
Speaker 2: I am obsessed with the cold and not and basically
Speaker 2: getting my whole shit frost bit.
Speaker 1: Okay reference to Jack getting his whole shit bit by.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 1: All I could talk about this break with people who
Speaker 1: weren't from LA was what is.
Speaker 2: Your winter like in the land where you come from?
Speaker 1: And then I went to Colorado.
Speaker 2: The thing basically, what I noticed was a lot of
Speaker 2: places that get snow weren't getting snow as like sort
Speaker 2: of around the typical time, thanks climate change. I was
Speaker 2: also reading about how snow days are like becoming less
Speaker 2: and less of a frequent occurrence, and now black people,
Speaker 2: I never knew about that. I didn't even know that
Speaker 2: was a fucking thing. But when I know that from movies,
Speaker 2: which has shaped my entire idea of what winter is,
Speaker 2: because I thought, basically, when December hits everywhere is a
Speaker 2: winter wonderland. Turns out that's not true. Earth has different patterns.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I just I just have to say I
Speaker 2: was just I went to skate on a frozen lake
Speaker 2: and that shit was so whimsical I had to skate
Speaker 2: it in a minute.
Speaker 3: Wait, where were you?
Speaker 1: I went to Colorado for a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Shot Ian, shot Kelly, you know, shout out the whole
Speaker 2: crew out there, and we skated on a frozen lake.
Speaker 1: That shit was so fun.
Speaker 2: But then I was also talking to someone else who's
Speaker 2: from the East Coast and like, I used to do
Speaker 2: this all the time, but the lakes don't freeze over
Speaker 2: with the same frequency they did as a kid, and
Speaker 2: like the kids in my town, like my town growing up,
Speaker 2: don't kind of know the same way we used to
Speaker 2: do winter. And then I had like this like weird
Speaker 2: blade runner moment where I'm like just like shedding a
Speaker 2: tear for like everything and everyone I'd been through. It
Speaker 2: got kind of kind kind of grim. As I stated
Speaker 2: on this lake, I thought a lot about climate change
Speaker 2: out here.
Speaker 3: Gobbling people up. Yeah, yeah they are. I'm just saying like,
Speaker 3: maybe maybe it would help with the climate catastrophe if
Speaker 3: we had ways to dramatize it. No snow days and
Speaker 3: lakes are gobbling people up who try.
Speaker 2: And I think I think it also makes it a
Speaker 2: little bit different me because like, I'm so used to
Speaker 2: the one note climate that I'm not realizing how wacky
Speaker 2: the variations. I mean, I obviously know that intellectually that
Speaker 2: earth death is happening in real time, but there's something
Speaker 2: about living in la where you're just.
Speaker 1: Kind of like, oh, it's not as cold in December.
Speaker 2: And then you go a little bit further up, like
Speaker 2: where there's usually like Big Bear where their ski season
Speaker 2: is like getting destroyed like year after year because of
Speaker 2: the lack of snowfall.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: All that to say my next underrated beef tallow get
Speaker 2: in folks. I made a roasted a lot of holiday meat,
Speaker 2: rendered the fat, and I've used it to make frozen
Speaker 2: hash browns tastier okay, grilled cheese sandoz from Okay, because
Speaker 2: they're so fucking beef fatty Okay, the way a grill
Speaker 2: them and the vibe of steak and eggs with just
Speaker 2: eggs and using the beef tallo to fry the eggs anyway.
Speaker 3: You're rendering the fat just by like cooking a steak
Speaker 3: on a grill on a you know.
Speaker 2: Like I made like a I made a prime rib
Speaker 2: roast like for a Smiths, And so all the fat
Speaker 2: trimming and leftover fat from that meal, I just cut
Speaker 2: up into small pieces and just put that on low heat, all.
Speaker 1: The fat, just to get all that fat out.
Speaker 2: Then you strain it and now you have just the
Speaker 2: essence of beef flavor that you can use to do
Speaker 2: anything with.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so I think.
Speaker 3: I'm raising a couple miles is in the in the
Speaker 3: sense of, like really I took I drove, just me
Speaker 3: and my boys went up to Sequoia National Park. I
Speaker 3: was really excited about the big trees. I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: look how big those trees are. Those trees are huge.
Speaker 3: And kids, guys, they were into that, but like really
Speaker 3: what they were They just like there was a a
Speaker 3: field with snow in it, and they just like went
Speaker 3: and lots wanted to play in the snow the whole
Speaker 3: time and just like pick up chunks of ice and
Speaker 3: hit hit piles of snow with sticks.
Speaker 2: The geist child every time we saw snow, he go
Speaker 2: Santa Santa Santa, because like a couple of like the
Speaker 2: weird you know Santa things that we saw always have
Speaker 2: like these very winter depictions and he meet his like.
Speaker 1: Santa and I'm like, nah, Son, that's just snow.
Speaker 3: That's snow. We don't know, we know not of snow
Speaker 3: come from? All right, my underrated leg day so crazy
Speaker 3: this this is a weird run. But one basketball podcast
Speaker 3: I listened to The Flagrant Ones hosted by a friend
Speaker 3: of the show, Carl Tart, friend of the show Hayes Davenport.
Speaker 3: The third host who we should have on at some
Speaker 3: point but have not, ye Shawn Clements. Uh So, Sean
Speaker 3: Clements was talking about this tennis movie he wrote and
Speaker 3: that just wrapped that he was shooting. And they had
Speaker 3: as like a tennis consultant, the number one tennis coach
Speaker 3: in America, like in pros there to consult and he
Speaker 3: was like, is really what he's like? Great guy, but
Speaker 3: he kept talking about men's legs and he was just
Speaker 3: obsessed with legs and like, and they like had a
Speaker 3: professional tennis player come in and they were like talking
Speaker 3: about how the coaches about all about legs and the
Speaker 3: professional tennis players Like, guys, let me stop you right there.
Speaker 3: I would love to join it and make fun of him,
Speaker 3: but like, I'm also obsessed with men's legs, and apparently
Speaker 3: like just having real some plumper rocks down there is
Speaker 3: what actually like makes you a great tennis player, which
Speaker 3: isn't what I would I would assume you just go
Speaker 3: out there looking like Popeye, big arms, tiny tiny legs
Speaker 3: and just whacking that thing around. But apparently it's all
Speaker 3: about legs. So it got me checking checking some legs.
Speaker 3: And then I went and saw No s Faratu, and
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed No Saratu. Bobby Eggs I think has
Speaker 3: officially Robert Eggers has officially entered the cannon of like
Speaker 3: directors who like just people will open them, like enough
Speaker 3: people will go see the movie like whatever. Whatever he does.
Speaker 3: It's like a weird vampire origin story, but it feels
Speaker 3: like you're hermonetically sealed in like a different time, Like
Speaker 3: it just feels so completely engrossing or hermetically hermetically hermonetically
Speaker 3: is from Herman inside Herman's head. Hermetically yes, but anyways, uh,
Speaker 3: it's it's real horny. This is real horny, dark vampire
Speaker 3: origin story. A lot of people went and saw it.
Speaker 3: Was like, I'm not that into this ship. But I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go see it and really really enjoyed it. The
Speaker 3: dragula count Orlock is there's this one shot of him
Speaker 3: and I feel I feel like they were on the
Speaker 3: verge of launching a sex symbol with this count Orlock guy.
Speaker 3: And then they show him and he is walking around
Speaker 3: on some flats like after I get done with some
Speaker 3: chicken wing flats, Like they are just bare bones, just
Speaker 3: bare bones down there, just like split over the bones.
Speaker 2: What this picture you put in for reference? It is
Speaker 2: fucking you're so is this dude walking around like this.
Speaker 3: The whole movie? So all right here, here's the problem.
Speaker 1: Is this spoilers or no?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of spoilers, So I can't tell you exactly, you.
Speaker 1: Know what do it spoiler free?
Speaker 3: You're not going to say exactly what you're looking at.
Speaker 3: But he is revealed at the very end to you know,
Speaker 3: you get to see the whole body. Yeah, he's he's
Speaker 3: not working with much down there. He's been he's been
Speaker 3: floating around too much, like just two inches off the ground.
Speaker 3: I guess that's what happened to you. If you you know,
Speaker 3: if you're just if you're just in a Spike Lee
Speaker 3: tracking shot. Anytime you want to move around, you know,
Speaker 3: that's I feel like that. Uh that's that's where you
Speaker 3: end up. His legs are just so tiny. So anyways,
Speaker 3: that was you know, I think ultimately No Spratu is
Speaker 3: a good movie and a cautionary tale about like the
Speaker 3: vampiric nature of like capitalism and sex. And but the
Speaker 3: cautionary tale I took away is don't don't skip leg day.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah wow that's uh those are my two big ones.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I started doing legs, started lifting legs, yeah, legs,
Speaker 3: started doing started using my legs. The first time.
Speaker 2: You go too hard, you're like, oh man, I tore
Speaker 2: my hamstring. Yeah, uh go easy, go easy on those legs.
Speaker 1: Check, take care of them.
Speaker 3: I do my best. What uh, Miles, what's something you
Speaker 3: think is over eight? Is it the same as as me?
Speaker 3: You have the same first is an.
Speaker 1: Easy one though, just the amount of college bowl games.
Speaker 2: Fucking wait, it's freaky. There's a Snoop Dog Bowl. I
Speaker 2: was like, well, get this ship off. My's a Snoop
Speaker 2: Dog Bowl.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What I was like, this is the dummish, Like, now
Speaker 2: nothing matters if there's a Snoop I love Snoop. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's west Side all day here, but like the Snoop
Speaker 2: Dog Bowl, I get it.
Speaker 1: He's become like a brand now and.
Speaker 2: He's actually I feel like one of those people who's
Speaker 2: beloved by so many. But when I saw that, I
Speaker 2: was like, this is okay, whatever, But I think, really
Speaker 2: we shared the same one, which is just American New
Speaker 2: Year's celebrations.
Speaker 1: It's the fucking ball drop.
Speaker 3: The ball drop.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: We did a yeah, we did a kids and like
Speaker 3: families New Year's party, so like at nine nine pm,
Speaker 3: ball drop, and then I did that last year for
Speaker 3: my kids. Yeah, it's fun, it's a it's a great
Speaker 3: like just easy, no presh.
Speaker 2: We did that this year, and by the time our
Speaker 2: New Year's hit, everybody's like, I kind of really.
Speaker 1: Gave it up for the New Year's one. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we were done. We were everybody was in
Speaker 3: bed by by the hour. New Year's for sure, good
Speaker 3: for you. But yeah, so everybody at nine pm gather
Speaker 3: around a TV cast you know, the ball drop from
Speaker 3: a phone and it's it was like a feed that
Speaker 3: didn't have like the like Andy's Andy Cohen Anderson Cooper
Speaker 3: and so it was just like kind of b roll,
Speaker 3: like you know, it was just footage of Times Square
Speaker 3: and the ball was the star of the show. And
Speaker 3: it it does not have it, baby, It lacks the
Speaker 3: star power needed for its position at the center of
Speaker 3: our national New Year's festivities. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, I had never heard of barely any of the
Speaker 2: people that performed.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't. Did you see some of the I
Speaker 3: didn't watch any of that ship I was. I just
Speaker 3: came around for the ball drop.
Speaker 2: The Jonas brothers were there. But then there's someone called
Speaker 2: like Cape again.
Speaker 3: I'm old. I'm like, who the fuck is this? Who
Speaker 3: the fuck is Mary?
Speaker 2: I'm just so out of the loop with some some
Speaker 2: music and shit. That's when I felt like, are am
Speaker 2: I just totally washed? Or is this like New Year's washed?
Speaker 2: And it certainly couldn't be me, So it had to
Speaker 2: be the New Year's Eve balld.
Speaker 3: I was reminded like so I watching it again with
Speaker 3: my kids, I was reminded of the first time I
Speaker 3: saw it, and how like you hear about a ball
Speaker 3: drop and like I'm expecting every time I've seen a
Speaker 3: ball drop in reality, it drops with some speed, some
Speaker 3: kinetic energy, some excitement, Like this ball just goes like
Speaker 3: it ticks downwards in a way that like, until I
Speaker 3: rewatched a second time for this overrated, I didn't even
Speaker 3: realize it was moving. Like it's just it's so slow.
Speaker 3: It's just like slowly like ticking down. Did you see that? Okay? Year?
Speaker 3: I was like, what yo? This year? This year they
Speaker 3: had a JumboTron at the bottom with like a sub
Speaker 3: PowerPoint display quality graphic saying Happy New Year twenty twenty five,
Speaker 3: presented by font Yeah and air. It was such shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 3: The ball is too small. It's like I feel like
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's like they're trying, like trying
Speaker 3: to take a picture of the moon or something like
Speaker 3: you know how the moon looks big and then you
Speaker 3: try and take a picture and you're like, oh that
Speaker 3: looks like shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't see the picture, Like no, never mind.
Speaker 3: Never never mind. I think you look at this picture
Speaker 3: of the moon I just took. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's not impressive. It doesn't work. It just feels it
Speaker 3: feels like probably the same people have been in charge
Speaker 3: of the ball drop for like since the seventies or something.
Speaker 3: And they have like their own internal rules about like
Speaker 3: the integrity of the ball.
Speaker 2: Drop saying this. Yeah, I've been saying this for a
Speaker 2: long time. We need an outsider to come shake up
Speaker 2: Times Square. Yes you know what I mean, and drain
Speaker 2: the swap.
Speaker 3: We need to know that idea is brainstorm session to
Speaker 3: really just be like the shit is over.
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny, we checked the boise Idaho over.
Speaker 2: They drop a potato.
Speaker 3: That's fun and I'm actually stupid.
Speaker 1: Fun Yeah, little potato. I'm like, all right, cool whatever.
Speaker 2: Either way, I think it's just sort of the anticipation
Speaker 2: of it all, like it all hinges on like this
Speaker 2: one moment, like as I watched the New Year's New
Speaker 2: Year's Eve thing, like do you really want to be there?
Speaker 2: You just want to say you were there for the
Speaker 2: Times Square New Year's Eve thing because it just feels
Speaker 2: like with all those people.
Speaker 1: Like whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the most fun way to
Speaker 2: do it. I think it all depends on your personality.
Speaker 2: I prefer like at this point, like I'm barely even
Speaker 2: drinking anymore, so like all like the revelry around it,
Speaker 2: I'm less like stoked for.
Speaker 3: And like, yeah, they fucking New Years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to more shift to like a Japanese version where
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, I don't know, like maybe the sunrise
Speaker 2: for the first sunrise of twenty twenty five is the
Speaker 2: most important thing you can like experience. That's a huge thing,
Speaker 2: is to watch the sun the first sunrise, and like
Speaker 2: looking forward, where a lot of American stuff's like, let's
Speaker 2: take a look back, like there were so many retrospectives
Speaker 2: on like the shitty year that we had, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: and while that's all important, I think there's a time
Speaker 2: to say, like let's renew ourselves for the new year
Speaker 2: and then and really just emphasize like the actual New
Speaker 2: Year's Day.
Speaker 1: But hey, that's just.
Speaker 3: Me ows with this world of airs. I mean, Brian
Speaker 3: the editor has a pitch that already destroys the ball drop,
Speaker 3: which is the ball should be replaced with the Rube
Speaker 3: Goldberg machine.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, could you imagine one that you set
Speaker 2: off like twelve hours before, like in another part of
Speaker 2: the country and it makes its way to fucking Rime Square.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like or yeah, I don't know, this is.
Speaker 1: What we this is what America fucking.
Speaker 3: Needs right now.
Speaker 2: You, I mean, we also need healthcare, and we also
Speaker 2: need more, you know, we need to do somebody inequality.
Speaker 2: But this feels like a very Democrat idea that they
Speaker 2: fucked up, or they can like, you.
Speaker 3: Know what we need.
Speaker 2: It's something that unites the country by creating your giant
Speaker 2: Rube Goldberg.
Speaker 7: Christian Yeah, one domino doesn't fall like fuck.
Speaker 3: I mean, we are fucked so at least to be honest.
Speaker 3: I also like, why why not drones? You know, maybe
Speaker 3: this is a way to acclimate the people who aren't
Speaker 3: familiar with drones to the like possibilities of drones like this,
Speaker 3: you know, so that people could stop freaking the fuck
Speaker 3: out every time they see it drone. I don't know,
Speaker 3: just ideas here Times Square hit us up? Is it
Speaker 3: put on? Who in Times Square? Do you think it
Speaker 3: is it? Eric Adams? Do we think it's.
Speaker 2: It's definitely coasting off Credit Card Company.
Speaker 3: I feel like the reason it has survived this long
Speaker 3: in its current state is because it has been viewed
Speaker 3: by on like ninety eight percent people with like beer goggles,
Speaker 3: you know, like nobody is sober looking at that shit
Speaker 3: except for the West coast and even then, so like
Speaker 3: that's it's coasting off. Of that, but like, you know
Speaker 3: how easy it is to like impress drunk people, like,
Speaker 3: let's get a little something extra. Whoa guys, the balls.
Speaker 2: Dropping, the sober person ext It's like creeping.
Speaker 3: It's more creeping. It's been falling for the last ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Man, who.
Speaker 3: Love New York? Yeah did you see so? Brian just
Speaker 3: added some giant like drone displays, the biggest drone display
Speaker 3: Guinness World record holder biggest drone display into the chat
Speaker 3: and it's incredible. It looks awesome. It looks like you're
Speaker 3: watching like the movie Avatar come to life in front
Speaker 3: of you, Like all right, I'm a massive scale all right,
Speaker 3: go go home Avatar.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Yeah, this is like too much. Man, we
Speaker 2: couldn't handle. America doesn't deserve this.
Speaker 3: They need like something you can't really handle. On psychedelics.
Speaker 3: I think it was like the.
Speaker 1: Bad but then Americans just.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the h there's also the Halloween display from Dubai
Speaker 3: from like a few years back that is so wild,
Speaker 3: so dope. A lot of people after we talked about
Speaker 3: the New Jersey drone scare, a lot of people were
Speaker 3: sending that our way. Yeah that is and.
Speaker 2: That was even scarier and I still think it's aliens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Miles has not changed.
Speaker 2: It's so literal. They're trying to tell us something. Jack,
Speaker 2: They're going to kill us.
Speaker 3: All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 3: we'll be right back. And we're back. We're so big
Speaker 3: stories that we missed, big stories. Uh. There were on
Speaker 3: New Year's Day two terror attacks that were initially greeted
Speaker 3: as basically right wing talking points. There was the one
Speaker 3: in New Orleans where a truck drove into a crowd
Speaker 3: of people and then a person who rented a cyber
Speaker 3: truck and detonated him in front of Trump's hotel. People
Speaker 3: were immediately like that first one, the New Orleans one
Speaker 3: was actually crossed the border two days ago. Turns out
Speaker 3: it was two weeks ago. Turns out it was a
Speaker 3: rented car, so it was not the person who ultimately
Speaker 3: committed the terror attack was not the person who was
Speaker 3: in it at that time. But they were just so
Speaker 3: so quick to jump in the open borders. That's what's happened.
Speaker 2: This person came in through the border. Yeah, did this
Speaker 2: spoiler alert It was an American born Army veteran Texas
Speaker 2: native who was who did declare said that he had
Speaker 2: recently joined isis. But again the idea that it's like
Speaker 2: this person came over the word it's like no, no, no, man, Like,
Speaker 2: we're pretty good at creating people like this in the
Speaker 2: United States, for whatever reason, because of the access to
Speaker 2: all kinds of terrible things, and also the army veteran
Speaker 2: thing too. I was just reading this like thing in
Speaker 2: the intercept about how US military service is like one
Speaker 2: of the strongest predictors for.
Speaker 1: Being a perpetrator in a mass casualty event.
Speaker 2: So in both of those instances, we had people who
Speaker 2: had been in the military, and I think the other
Speaker 2: guy in Vegas was like struggling with PTSD and a
Speaker 2: lot of people turn that one into like.
Speaker 3: That was an attack on MAGA.
Speaker 2: It's clear what was supposed to happen there, And again
Speaker 2: this is what happens when the media doesn't fucking tell
Speaker 2: people what's going on. If they bothered to talk about
Speaker 2: this guy's own manifesto, which I haven't seen published in
Speaker 2: many places, but in that he's very clearly talking about
Speaker 2: how like this was meant to be some kind of
Speaker 2: like MAGA wake up call with the explosion, and that's
Speaker 2: why he did it in a cyber truck in front
Speaker 2: of a Trump tower with fireworks, because he said that
Speaker 2: was the way to capture people's attention, and he railed
Speaker 2: against like DEI but was also like also had those
Speaker 2: like like sort of like working class grievances too, like
Speaker 2: we're not supporting people. But then also, yeah, you know
Speaker 2: the Dems need to be fucking per like cold from society.
Speaker 2: So yeah, there we got a lot of interesting takes
Speaker 2: out of those stories, for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean that one like felt it
Speaker 3: was like a cyber truck in front of Trump tower
Speaker 3: like that seems like a pretty clear message, but it's
Speaker 3: just again it's just uh yeah, in fact, it wasn't
Speaker 3: a clear message. It was not the thing that you
Speaker 3: thought it was, and in fact it is basically a
Speaker 3: lot of the right wing and you know, war mongering
Speaker 3: ideologies of America kind of coming home to metastasize. All right,
Speaker 3: moving along, obviously, these are stories that are going to
Speaker 3: like kind of continue to resonate. But just checking in
Speaker 3: with uh, well, get that Gates.
Speaker 2: That Gates report came out when we were on break,
Speaker 2: and it confirmed everything we already knew.
Speaker 3: Yes, like real truly you're like, uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like how that's just when we glossed over.
Speaker 2: I mean, I get it, it happened weeks ago. But
Speaker 2: I think for anyone who was curious, like, well happened
Speaker 2: the gate Sport it came out, They're like, yeah, we
Speaker 2: believe he was having sex with underaged kids, trafficking people,
Speaker 2: sending money, every.
Speaker 3: Sending money to doing drugs. Yes, but that one gets
Speaker 3: swept under the rug and everything about the You know
Speaker 3: that this guy has a manifesto about how democrats demoncrats
Speaker 3: need to be culled from the planet. Yeah, yeah, yahs
Speaker 3: faratu instead of notes. Oh. I don't know. It's just
Speaker 3: a thing that I'm trying. That movie did incredibly well,
Speaker 3: which is having seen it. Did you see it most
Speaker 3: sever yet? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just I someone with just very large legs. That
Speaker 2: image that you shared was jarring, and I don't know
Speaker 2: if I can handle it.
Speaker 1: I can't. I simply can't.
Speaker 2: If my calves looked like just tib and fib, I
Speaker 2: would I think I'd be very sad.
Speaker 3: But I do feel like this guy, this director, he's
Speaker 3: the maker of The Witch, the Vi, the or the Witch,
Speaker 3: the Northman, the Light lighthouse, right and yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 3: this like, I don't know, it's wild to me that
Speaker 3: this blew up as much as it did.
Speaker 2: I had so many people hitting me up saying, let's go,
Speaker 2: let's go watch Noceratu on shrooms, and I was.
Speaker 3: Like absolutely like that. It feels like you're on shrooms
Speaker 3: a little bit watching it, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I need to augment like certain filmmakers.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't need to augment this. My perception
Speaker 2: of it. In fact, would rather see it quite clear eyed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but no, I did not get to see it. But
Speaker 2: now that you know, I don't know, I'm back and forth.
Speaker 1: Zeigang.
Speaker 2: If you say I must see it and you think
Speaker 2: I would like it despite what Jack Field to me,
Speaker 2: then I will give it a shot.
Speaker 3: I definitely recommend it is there's one scene where he
Speaker 3: just like one of the characters enters this town and
Speaker 3: everyone is like dancing and playing an instrument for him
Speaker 3: while like making unblinking eye contact, and it's just it
Speaker 3: feels like so weird and surreal, but also like it
Speaker 3: feels like a thing that would happen. Yeah, and olden times,
Speaker 3: like they're just like, oh, a traveler.
Speaker 2: Ah, let's serenade him with tambourine playing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like the weird texture of life. Like there
Speaker 3: were some big articles written about like the how he
Speaker 3: researches and you know, gets nails the details of everyday life.
Speaker 3: But uh, definitely worth checking out if you haven't already,
Speaker 3: and a lot of people did check it out. Drone
Speaker 3: fever over New Jersey. He seems to have gotten quieter.
Speaker 3: I lean the manifesto hope from the guy in Vegas
Speaker 3: did I think mention the drones and was like, those
Speaker 3: are about to be revealed to be a Chinese military operation,
Speaker 3: but other than that, not many. I just like I
Speaker 3: googled New Jersey drones and on like the news tab
Speaker 3: of Google, and it went from two weeks ago, mystery
Speaker 3: drone sightings continue in New Jersey and across the US.
Speaker 3: Here's what we know to two days ago. And it's
Speaker 3: just a list of towns in New Jersey where the
Speaker 3: Feds have said you can't fly drones anymore. So it's
Speaker 3: just they put a ban in place, and suddenly it
Speaker 3: stopped being a story. It feels like what happened? But what?
Speaker 1: But so the aliens?
Speaker 3: So I think just transdimensional aliens respect our federal bands.
Speaker 2: So they're fucking so they're boot liquors.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 1: Fuck these aliens, bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, just because the Feds told you now you're going
Speaker 2: to stop, these aren't the aliens I want?
Speaker 1: Yeah, nope, nope.
Speaker 3: I read one of the articles from two days ago
Speaker 3: about the bands and it's citing it as a mystery.
Speaker 3: It's like the you know, the Strone mystery that nobody
Speaker 3: can explain. But like the only videos they have are
Speaker 3: like from well before the band, So right, it's like,
Speaker 3: so whatever was happening when they put an fa ban
Speaker 3: in place, the whatever nefarious element transdimensional It was a
Speaker 3: lot of people's theory, like respected the ban and decided
Speaker 3: to stop flying the drones, almost as if it was
Speaker 3: just people flying drones for fun, because that's the thing
Speaker 3: you can do.
Speaker 1: No, it could be that too, It could be that
Speaker 1: to Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like it fits with like Havana syndrome and
Speaker 3: like the Chinese spy balloon where they tell you just
Speaker 3: enough of the details to convince you there's something weird
Speaker 3: and then it like goes away and nobody really like
Speaker 3: with the Chinese spy balloon, and like the drones I
Speaker 3: feel like people are less likely to follow up on it, I.
Speaker 2: Know, because this becomes one of those things like you
Speaker 2: kind of don't care like what the truth is, Like
Speaker 2: it's just like.
Speaker 3: Fun to be like what about all those drones?
Speaker 2: It's probably just drones, right, and then like it could
Speaker 2: be cool hah, And then once the truth comes out,
Speaker 2: you like, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 3: Whatever turns out it's not cool, but yeah, it's just
Speaker 3: the Internet like writing fan fiction into the news into reality,
Speaker 3: like coming out with the most exciting, interesting interpretation and
Speaker 3: just like willing it to be so. And yeah, we'll see,
Speaker 3: we'll see where this story. We're gonna stay on top
Speaker 3: of it though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see if there's any more like proletarian sort
Speaker 2: of violence happening. And then the drones come back or something, and.
Speaker 3: Look over there, look at this one, so the shape
Speaker 3: of big skeleton there.
Speaker 2: I was reading an article about how they're like on
Speaker 2: the internet, there's just so much pro Luigi Mangioni content
Speaker 2: places like YouTube, like like I don't even don't even
Speaker 2: know what to fucking do, Like how do you moderate
Speaker 2: all this shit?
Speaker 3: So what do we do? We do? You guys? What
Speaker 3: reality do do these people live?
Speaker 1: In surely not the one I live in with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I messed up stuff. It messed up the visas
Speaker 3: H one visas. This was one of the real big
Speaker 3: mainstream news story. Yeah, where Trump and Musk got were
Speaker 3: they were? They mad at each other.
Speaker 2: It was like Trump stayed silent, right, So Trump and
Speaker 2: must basically spent the whole summer and fall screaming about.
Speaker 3: How immigrants bad.
Speaker 2: Sure, but then Musk had to show his capitalist asked
Speaker 2: when he was like, well, let me reverse course. Here'm like, well,
Speaker 2: except for the immigrants that helped me make money, sure,
Speaker 2: like I need talented people like engineers to do this
Speaker 2: shit because obviously all Americans are so stupid I can't
Speaker 2: even hire y'all. And so when he was backing the
Speaker 2: H one B visas, so many people were.
Speaker 3: Like what happened?
Speaker 2: I thought we were I thought we were shutting it down.
Speaker 2: No immigration anymore, Like this is taking jobs away from
Speaker 2: white people.
Speaker 3: And that whole that created like.
Speaker 2: A whole internal war where he was like shitting on
Speaker 2: these maga people for like like being too stupid to understand,
Speaker 2: like why you need these kinds of workers for your companies?
Speaker 2: And then Trump acted like fash daddy on the road
Speaker 2: trip in the fucking station wag. It was like, hey,
Speaker 2: don't make me come back there, and just said, hey,
Speaker 2: calm down, MAGA, I too think H one B visas
Speaker 2: are the ship as well, So no more arguments, and
Speaker 2: that kind of simmered off and that worked for that.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's still that there's still plenty of people
Speaker 2: who disagree, but that sort of like the flashpoint has
Speaker 2: subsided a bit. But I think all this does is
Speaker 2: reveal we're starting to just see how all there's all
Speaker 2: these like like these warring factions within the MAGA movement
Speaker 2: right that are just not on the same page at
Speaker 2: fucking all in terms of how to like what to
Speaker 2: do with their power. And like I did the thing
Speaker 2: where I like to go calmb them, you know, message
Speaker 2: boards and comment sections on conservative news and shit like that.
Speaker 2: And it's interesting to see like the people be like
Speaker 2: they're like in disbeliefd like, but Trump said he was
Speaker 2: going to stop immigration and and he's not.
Speaker 3: It's like he doesn't mean what he was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then some people were like, look exactly, he's
Speaker 2: all about making Then it's interesting to see this a
Speaker 2: little bit of awareness come out to where it's like,
Speaker 2: of course he's going to side with Elon because it's
Speaker 2: all about making the rich people richer.
Speaker 1: He's like all this stuff. You never know what these
Speaker 1: people so, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of lessons will not be learned
Speaker 2: over the next few years.
Speaker 3: But themselves, the Prestol's figuring out how to not learn
Speaker 3: those lessons. Let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 3: right back. And we're back. We're back. The Golden Globe
Speaker 3: happened last night. The brutalist won for drama. That is,
Speaker 3: I was the wanting to hear a three and a
Speaker 3: half hour long movie, so I want to watch that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was criminally out of the loop this year from
Speaker 2: the on these I.
Speaker 3: Saw. I haven't seen Anore yet. I want to see Anora.
Speaker 1: I saw Anora.
Speaker 3: How did you see that? Was that server?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, well, okay, it is.
Speaker 1: It's on the server on the server now.
Speaker 2: But I couldn't wait and I and I actually did.
Speaker 2: I ended up renting that one. But yeah, that was
Speaker 2: so when the Brutalists kept winning, go what is this?
Speaker 3: This is a movie? The whole time, I.
Speaker 2: Just I had it on with Wlislim friends over and
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, okay, shout out the brutalist cleaning up.
Speaker 3: It's about an architect and uh it's not written by
Speaker 3: Iron Rand, so okay, I only read architectural stories that
Speaker 3: Iron Rand my favorite author.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: But Deni Moore won for the substance. Did you see that?
Speaker 3: No I told you that heavybody or like that? Oh
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh is it about something about like turning into like
Speaker 2: a younger person.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it's like yeah.
Speaker 1: People were saying, is kind of Cronenberg.
Speaker 3: Ye, yeah, it's definitely. It's got the the berg. It's
Speaker 3: in cronenberg Gian. But yeah, day wore One described in
Speaker 3: detail the moment that a producer branded her a quote
Speaker 3: popcorn actress and how that one comment just like eight
Speaker 3: at her self esteem for like decades. It was just
Speaker 3: I don't know, I just I feel like we all
Speaker 3: have those things where like someone says something judge, maybe
Speaker 3: like offhandedly, or maybe they're just like a you know, sociopath,
Speaker 3: and like just some part of our brain just like
Speaker 3: traps it, like the idea and inception and like you
Speaker 3: just can't get it out right right right, yeah, getting
Speaker 3: to exercise that demon you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean she finally won. You know,
Speaker 2: she's had such a career, you know, I'm glad.
Speaker 1: I'm glad she won.
Speaker 3: Uh Man.
Speaker 2: Also, I want to see that Pamela Anderson movie everyone
Speaker 2: said was pretty.
Speaker 3: The Last Show Girl, the Last Show.
Speaker 2: Love the the and Andersans that we're seeing. But yeah,
Speaker 2: this the weird those side angle stage things were a
Speaker 2: little interest Like even as a viewer on TV, there
Speaker 2: were these moments where that people would come out to
Speaker 2: present and they were nearly like chest to chest, like
Speaker 2: for how close they were.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is a little bit odd in
Speaker 1: terms of the know.
Speaker 3: You guys shoot this in a closet, Like those places
Speaker 3: are always smaller than you think they are, like when
Speaker 3: you actually see them in person, Like have you ever
Speaker 3: been to like a late night studio I'm sure yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like those things.
Speaker 2: Or even like Saturday Night Live, you're like, whoa, this
Speaker 2: is tiny in here.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's like you could fit the entire set
Speaker 3: on your desk, right. But yeah, Seth Rogan I got
Speaker 3: called out the weird camera work, like the presenters were
Speaker 3: shot facing the side of the stage, so the audience.
Speaker 3: It's it's a thing that like a lot of awards
Speaker 3: shows do where they'll like have these like little interstitials
Speaker 3: where people are like kind of it's usually reserved for
Speaker 3: like the people like coming back for break. They're like,
Speaker 3: and we have Mario Lopez over here, and he's just like, hello,
Speaker 3: see guys, I'm out here in the crowd. But in
Speaker 3: this case, it was like most of the presenters were
Speaker 3: just like standing there to the side, not facing the audience,
Speaker 3: and then the audience was like at a like diagonal
Speaker 3: angle behind them, and so Seth rogen like, like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck are you guys doing? He said, hello, I
Speaker 3: want to start by saying, this whole angled camera thing
Speaker 3: is very weird. It's inelegant, it's strange. This whole half
Speaker 3: of the room can see my bald spot. I would
Speaker 3: have filled that in. I said no, and I regret
Speaker 3: that now completely. Oh man. But yeah, Nikki Glazer hosted
Speaker 3: Killed It.
Speaker 1: Killed It. They're pretty great good.
Speaker 2: I think really brought the fun element back to the
Speaker 2: award show. He did a really good job of that.
Speaker 2: That one bit where she was about to do like
Speaker 2: the musical thing with the pope thing and then got
Speaker 2: interrupted by a phone call.
Speaker 1: She's like what this Oh this bit sucks?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Well, what about like all these there was
Speaker 2: just some really good comedic moments and yeah, the I
Speaker 2: don't know, just tell you.
Speaker 3: What wouldn't have happened on Ricky Gervais's watch.
Speaker 2: Oh that fucking guy just shut up already? What is
Speaker 2: he like live tweeting his.
Speaker 3: Brutal live tweeting, And he was like, I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what I would have said. Uh as she was like
Speaker 3: killing it, like everybody was just like, this is great.
Speaker 3: She's doing a great job. This is a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: He was live tweeting it, being like, uh, yeah, if
Speaker 3: they had asked me to host, they didn't, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: would have said a little something like this, hello, and
Speaker 3: welcome to the eighty second Golden Globe Awards. What a
Speaker 3: year it's been. Hundreds of entertainers jumped at the chance
Speaker 3: to go to the Vatican to meet the Pope, many
Speaker 3: from Hollywood. Obviously they weren't content with only being part
Speaker 3: of the second biggest pet o ring in the world. Great, yeah,
Speaker 3: for sure, there's like that's definitely like there's a lot
Speaker 3: of fucking creepy people in Hollywood. What is the hook?
Speaker 1: They did it two days before? Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: It wasn't Live.
Speaker 2: He was preemptively being like, allow me to get ahead
Speaker 2: of this thing with my musings.
Speaker 3: With my premise that did a lot of entertainers visit
Speaker 3: the Pope this year, like a lot of movie stars.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is he talking?
Speaker 2: I feel like we're pretty up on papal events.
Speaker 3: Oh man, you know we're big. I mean, you don't.
Speaker 3: You don't think I would have come up in the
Speaker 3: Pope watch segment of our show, No Pope Watch Watch
Speaker 3: the Pope Zone.
Speaker 2: I just I think another way, just for him to
Speaker 2: do like his fucking weird like not funny anymore, Ricky
Speaker 2: Gervais ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, god, he's Oh my god, can he say that? Yeah? No, no,
Speaker 3: Like she made jokes about there being a room full
Speaker 3: of sexual abusers the whole time, but just like did
Speaker 3: it without having to make up a premise that they
Speaker 3: all went and visited the Pope that year.
Speaker 2: So much like weird homophobic shit, like he talked about
Speaker 2: Justin timberl He said, Justin Timberlake was convicted of drink driving.
Speaker 2: If he'd have gone to jail, he'd have heard the
Speaker 2: words sexy back a lot more often.
Speaker 3: Uh huh oh. And then he would take a sip
Speaker 3: of his beer because he like, he doesn't that dude. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: he doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, Ricky shut up, Niki, thanks, and Jimmy a
Speaker 2: fond farewell.
Speaker 3: Jimmy Carter Uh died at the age of one hundred
Speaker 3: damn keeping it one hundred. Am I right, folks, I'm young. Precisely,
Speaker 3: there's Uh. As a writer JM mcknab pointed out, there's
Speaker 3: old and then there's outliving your own obituary writers old
Speaker 3: because news outlets keep a oh bit for major world
Speaker 3: figures on ice at all times, and a number of
Speaker 3: the people who had written his obituary back in like
Speaker 3: the eighties and nineties and even early two thousands are
Speaker 3: now deceased themselves. So yeah, that's wow. He did it, Jimmy,
Speaker 3: he did it.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 3: He did it, he said, just despite them, he said,
Speaker 3: them writing that obituary about him. He took that personally. Yeah, like,
Speaker 3: I'm ja shut up. Michael Jordan, Yeah yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 3: what some like, I feel like Trump would gets so
Speaker 3: mad if he knew that they were writing his obituary.
Speaker 3: He would be like so much.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, someone weather balloon that story. Yeah, yeah, just
Speaker 2: to be like, oh wow, we've seen a few of
Speaker 2: the Trump obituaries and they are not nice. And it's
Speaker 2: like a scrooge situation, is like I want my obituary
Speaker 2: to be nice.
Speaker 3: What must I do? Yeah, I mean we should try it.
Speaker 3: We need to try everything, folks.
Speaker 2: We need to try everything except you know, coordinated organized action.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's doings two fun punks on him.
Speaker 3: So state funerals are basically like the Coachella of funerals.
Speaker 3: It will stretch on for days. It kicked off in
Speaker 3: Georgia over the weekend and this week. All five living presidents,
Speaker 3: including Trump, are expected to come to the big funeral
Speaker 3: service at Washington National Cathedral, and Biden had preemptively bragged
Speaker 3: that Carter had asked him to eulogize him, which would
Speaker 3: be really weird if like that wasn't true and he
Speaker 3: was just lying about that. But he was like, ah,
Speaker 3: I shouldn't said that, shouldn't have said that, But yeah,
Speaker 3: he wants me to say a few words.
Speaker 2: That sounds like they kind of lie, like a sociopath
Speaker 2: would say, like at a funeral. They're like, I don't
Speaker 2: know if you guys know this, but Jimmy actually wanted
Speaker 2: me to give the eulogy today.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you told you guys that, but
Speaker 1: that was one of the last thing he said to me.
Speaker 1: So is it cool if I go up there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, serie, play Fiend by Travis Scott featuring playbook Car.
Speaker 3: I do want that play at my funeral please. Trump
Speaker 3: also found a way, of course, to make Jimmy Carr's
Speaker 3: death all about him. He's been complaining on tree social
Speaker 3: that all the flags will be at half masked during
Speaker 3: his inauguration, which traditionally they're flown at half mass for
Speaker 3: thirty days during a period of national mourning, and Trump said,
Speaker 3: because of the death of President Jimmy Carter, the flags may,
Speaker 3: for the first time ever during inauguration of a future
Speaker 3: president be at half masked. Nobody wants to see this,
Speaker 3: and no America, no American, can be happy about it.
Speaker 3: Let's see how it plays out. Make America great.
Speaker 2: Nobody gives a shit man, Yeah, well, I mean he
Speaker 2: probably sees it as some kind of metaphor for.
Speaker 1: His penis or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They have to be fully erect at their highest levels
Speaker 2: when I take office or else.
Speaker 3: They'll know, they'll know it is just a sort of
Speaker 3: dumb ship that would obviously destroy Like really, it's.
Speaker 2: Like from what you said in the cold open, like
Speaker 2: loud loud pee thick pea stream equals big peepee.
Speaker 3: Ye Trump, I bet you could really get him with
Speaker 3: that shit.
Speaker 2: Flags at half mast means mushroom.
Speaker 1: The mushroom rumors are true.
Speaker 3: The mushroomors are true. Also, like, he also criticized Democrats
Speaker 3: for feeling giddy over the prospect of the flags being
Speaker 3: at half mast. It's just like nobody's like thinking about
Speaker 3: it at all but him. This is a quote which
Speaker 3: I love. They think it's so great and are so
Speaker 3: happy about it, because in actuality, they don't love our
Speaker 3: country so happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he should have just said they were always against me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: It is basically what you're saying, they were always against me.
Speaker 2: I get it, and that's what you think. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: we're all against you though, bro.
Speaker 3: Spoiler alert. All right, so are some of the things
Speaker 3: that are trending that happened over the break. We are
Speaker 3: back to our regularly scheduled program. Will be back tomorrow
Speaker 3: with a couple episodes of the show. Until then, be
Speaker 3: kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get your vaccines,
Speaker 3: get your fee shots, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
Speaker 3: and we will our tomorrow fight bite