1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: This just in breaking news. You heard it here first, 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: right here on The Jewel Show. There's a planet sized 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: object that scientists have found speeding through the Milky Way 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: at one million miles per hour. Oh no, Elon Musk 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 1: has already claimed that he invented it. Oh see how 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 1: easy it is to create fake news. And that's why 7 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,439 Speaker 1: every single week we're bringing you the bring you the 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: cleverly named segment real News or fake News, where I 9 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: read a news story from the week and you have 10 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 1: to see if you can tell whether it's a news 11 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: story that's a real one that people believed, or if 12 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 1: it's a fake news story that went by viral and 13 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 1: actually had people believing it. All right, here's your first 14 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: headline for real news or fake news. 15 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:42,919 Speaker 2: Feel stretched out. 16 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: Let's go Tequila soaked turkey. Ooh, burns down apartment building. 17 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 1: Tequila soaked turkey burns down apartment building. Is that a 18 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: real news story or a fake news story? 19 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 2: I want to go with real because I really hope 20 00:00:55,200 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 2: that that turkey got into the tequila a time, Like 21 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 2: the turkey is that drunk on tequila? 22 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:12,960 Speaker 3: How do they go like a real slow choked down? 23 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, Victoria, it's a real new story or a fake 24 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 1: news story. 25 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:23,119 Speaker 3: I think it's real. You're going real. 26 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, a drunk person can burn down an 27 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 4: apartment so a drunk turkey. 28 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:31,039 Speaker 1: That they definitely produce a brad Hey, tequila soak turkey 29 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,479 Speaker 1: burns down apartment built. 30 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 4: They didn't say that turkey was a line. Okay, somebody 31 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 4: poured tequila on a turkey, put it in the oven 32 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 4: and lit the place on fire. This is got to 33 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:41,199 Speaker 4: be real. 34 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 3: It's absolutely real. 35 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,759 Speaker 2: We digested it differently. 36 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: In Madison, Wisconsin. Hey, tequila soak turkey. Somebody soaked their 37 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: turkey and tequila, put it in the oven, wasn't paying 38 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: attention smart fire and turned down the building. 39 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 2: Poor turkey. If he was drunk, it would have been 40 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 2: a better experience experience. 41 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: I don't think aybody would have blamed it, been like, 42 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: that's just what turkey's doing when they get. 43 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 3: There is another news headline for real news or fake news. 44 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: The segment where I read a news headline, you have 45 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 1: to tell me whether it's a real news story. 46 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 3: That went viral this week or a fake. 47 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: News story that people actually believed. Farmer finds giant spaceship 48 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 1: ring from outer space on his front lawn. Oh cool, 49 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: is reprimanded by authorities for turning it into a chicken coop? 50 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 3: Is that a whole news story or a fake news story? 51 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go real. 52 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 2: It's to be real. Yeah, maybe you thought if you 53 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:39,239 Speaker 2: made it into a chicken coop they would come. I'm 54 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,519 Speaker 2: gonna say fake. That can't be Brittain. I feel like 55 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 2: we would have heard about it if they fell out 56 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 2: of the sky. Not necessarily, they can do cover up 57 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 2: what there. 58 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:52,920 Speaker 1: Bred farmer finds giant spaceship ring from outer space on 59 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: his front lawn is reprimanded by authorities for turning it 60 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: into a really expensive chicken coop. 61 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 4: Everybody knows they wouldn't not have reprimanded him because the 62 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 4: standard operating procedure for the United States government is to 63 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 4: turn those into pools so that nobody realizes what it is. 64 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 4: This is a fake news story. 65 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 1: This news story is actually real. It's not from America either. 66 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: A five hundred kilogram ring sized shape object fell from 67 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: space into a Kenyan village and a farmer's front lawn. 68 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 3: Wow, and he turned it into a chicken coop immediately. 69 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 2: I mean, what else are you going to do with that? 70 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: Dude? 71 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 3: It's a gift from God. I don't have to. I've 72 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 3: been waiting to build this chicken coop. I've been kind 73 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 3: of lazy. I was going to do it this week, 74 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden this shows up. Anyway, 75 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 3: authorities reprimanded him because. 76 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: He should have called authorities, and they checked it out, 77 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: and they found out it was just a brief from 78 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 1: space that fell. Oh stuff like that could just fall 79 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:48,920 Speaker 1: from the sky. 80 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 3: That's weird. 81 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 2: Listen. They can call it debris, you can call it 82 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 2: a gift from God, whatever you want. 83 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 3: No word on if they let him keep it or not. 84 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 3: Hopefully they did. Those chickens need a home. 85 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: Here's another line for real news or fake news. The 86 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: segment where I bring you a news headline from the 87 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: week that went viral. You have to see if you 88 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: can tell whether it's a real one or a fake 89 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 1: one that people actually believed. Pilot declares may day over 90 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: explosive diarrhea, Oh my gosh, plane turns into flying porta potty. 91 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 3: A real new story or a fake news story. 92 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with fake because I would at least 93 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 2: hope that he would have made it to the restroom. 94 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 3: Right. 95 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 2: You can't call may day unless it's like an actual emergency. 96 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 3: Is Wait, it depends on what you consider an emergency. 97 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 2: I mean, that's an emergency if you can't fly. 98 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 3: Yeah. 99 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,240 Speaker 2: Oh, but I guess if you I'm still wearing with 100 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 2: fake I'm gonna. 101 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaker 3: Go with real, real producer Brad. 102 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 1: Producer Brad does fly planes. Yeah, pilot declares may day 103 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,679 Speaker 1: over explosive diarrhea planes Inurn it turns into flying porta potty? 104 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,239 Speaker 3: Is that a real new story or fake one? 105 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 4: I personally would what one hundred percent call an emergency 106 00:04:56,040 --> 00:05:00,279 Speaker 4: may day if I was having explosive diarrhea while wine, 107 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 4: Because this is not This might not be a jet. 108 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 4: This might be a small plane with one pilot on board, 109 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 4: and they need you to help them focus get down 110 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,719 Speaker 4: to the ground because there ain't no bathroom on that. 111 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 4: So I would say, this is a real story. 112 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:16,599 Speaker 3: This is real. Yeah, it's real. A delta, A three fifty. 113 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 3: That's a big one. 114 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,279 Speaker 2: That's a big one. That's actually bro Wait, but don't 115 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,479 Speaker 2: they have other pilots with that. 116 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,719 Speaker 3: That's a two pilot plane. 117 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 2: They both have it. I don't know, maybe they ate something. 118 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:32,159 Speaker 1: I guess A three fifty flying from Atlanta to Barcelona, 119 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 1: made a U turn and returned to Atlanta. 120 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 3: Oh no after Oh. 121 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,719 Speaker 1: The headline is a little bit confusing because after a 122 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:48,039 Speaker 1: passenger suffered explosive diarrhea, the plane turned, turned the cabin 123 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,239 Speaker 1: into a bio hazard. 124 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,479 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was going to Barcelona. It was gonna be 125 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 4: a long trip. 126 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,840 Speaker 3: You can't just have a bunch of boo everywhere. It 127 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 3: had to deep clean the plane before it could fly again. 128 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,600 Speaker 2: I could make it to the bathroom. I don't know 129 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 2: how it did make it. 130 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 4: Those are small toilets. You fill that up pretty quickly, 131 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 4: like or like during. 132 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 2: To take off, like when you can't get up. 133 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 3: Oh no, Oh my goodness. 134 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 2: I would never leave my house again. 135 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 3: I don't want to fly ever again. I don't want 136 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 3: to leave. I want to go home. Is deep enough No, 137 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,520 Speaker 3: it's turn up my brain.