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Speaker 1: Jewels Second Date Update Before we start today's second date update,
Speaker 1: I want every dude listening right now to take note
Speaker 1: and pay attention. Okay, because on the phone right now
Speaker 1: we have a true pickup artist. Oh, this guy knows
Speaker 1: how to get the ladies and he has a pickup
Speaker 1: line that he uses that I guess is a surefire technique.
Speaker 1: There's there's literally no such thing. It doesn't exist. His
Speaker 1: name is David, and in his email about the woman
Speaker 1: that he wants to call today, he said he went
Speaker 1: to a dog park and this is how he got
Speaker 1: her number. He said, Hey, is that your dog smooth line? David,
Speaker 1: very smooth. And I would argue that it's to deliver
Speaker 1: h not the actual words. Okay, So David, tell us
Speaker 1: how you deliver it that If it's different than that, well,
Speaker 1: I see, I got to the dog park quite often,
Speaker 1: and there's there's two different kinds of people who go
Speaker 1: to the dog park. There's the people who take their
Speaker 1: dogs so you know, get some exercise. And they just
Speaker 1: go and let the dog run and then they sit
Speaker 1: on their phone the whole time. And then there's people
Speaker 1: who go to be around other people and other dogs
Speaker 1: and interact with people. Okay, I got all the dog
Speaker 1: park too. I don't think that there's that many of
Speaker 1: those people, but okay, but it's just two categories, you know,
Speaker 1: there's not like a third. And so I I saw
Speaker 1: this girl, Teresa, and i'd actually seen her there before,
Speaker 1: and she's definitely the latter, not the former, you know,
Speaker 1: very very bubbly, very enigmatic. Okay, those are two big
Speaker 1: of words for the show, David. Yeah, Well, sorry to
Speaker 1: use big words. I just meant, you know, she's hot.
Speaker 1: And see, friend, that's better. That's much more our enigmatic
Speaker 1: or whatever to speak our language. She hot, I like her.
Speaker 1: That's really all we needed. So you started talking to her,
Speaker 1: and I'm making fun of it because in your email
Speaker 1: you said that that was your line. It didn't sound
Speaker 1: like much of a line. That was my line. And
Speaker 1: I went up to her and I just very flat
Speaker 1: I said, is that your dog? And she said no? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait were you purposely pointing to a dog that you
Speaker 1: knew wasn't hers? No, it was her dog and the
Speaker 1: dog that I've seen her bring before, and she says, no,
Speaker 1: not her dog, and that kind of took me back.
Speaker 1: I don't really know what I was expecting, but she
Speaker 1: kind of fed into my line. She google, of course,
Speaker 1: it's my dog, and we had to laugh about that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she's funny. That's good. So we started sort of
Speaker 1: joking about, well, you know, if we were to steal
Speaker 1: a dog there, which dog would be, you know, fetch
Speaker 1: the highest bounty on it? And did you guys decide
Speaker 1: on one dog to steal? Yeah, we kind of looked
Speaker 1: at the husky. You mean you could probably, you know,
Speaker 1: fetch your pretty penny expensive breed. I see where you're
Speaker 1: going exactly. And so then to kind of keep the
Speaker 1: joe going, I said, well, you know where we can
Speaker 1: go see a lot of other expensive dogs and she says,
Speaker 1: no where, and I said, well, I'll show you on
Speaker 1: our date. Oh, just telling her that you're going to
Speaker 1: go on a date with me, Yeah, I'm pretty proud
Speaker 1: of that one. And then what did she do to that?
Speaker 1: She bat her eyes at you and say, oh, send
Speaker 1: you are such a chaad. We'll just tell me when
Speaker 1: you're going to pick me up. It was close. It
Speaker 1: was close. I think she liked, you know, somebody coming
Speaker 1: along with initiatives, and yeah, you know, I knew what
Speaker 1: I wanted, okay, and she obviously wanted it too. Because
Speaker 1: I am guessing you guys went on a date. We did.
Speaker 1: We did go on a date, and the date was
Speaker 1: to a restaurant that I know that also happens to
Speaker 1: be across the street from a dog groomer. It's across
Speaker 1: from a dog groomer. I mean, in my head, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, it's across the street. It will be funny,
Speaker 1: you know, I thought she would find it funny. Oh
Speaker 1: now I'm thinking you're starting to milk the joke a
Speaker 1: little too much. Well, this is why I'm calling, because
Speaker 1: I thought everything was going well. And we ordered, they
Speaker 1: brought us drinks, and as we were waiting for the food,
Speaker 1: she says to me, hey, you know, look, David, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't think this is going to work out? Oh what?
Speaker 1: I guess she was direct with you as well. She
Speaker 1: had you hadn't even gotten through dinner and she's already
Speaker 1: decided it's not going to work. We hadn't even gotten dinner.
Speaker 1: Whoa Wow, what did you say to that? I asked her,
Speaker 1: I said, was it? Did I say something? Something I said?
Speaker 1: And she said, no, Look, I'm really sorry. I just
Speaker 1: can't do this and that's it. And that was it. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, she she apologized. I think she understood that
Speaker 1: she was cutting it really short. Yeah, that would drive
Speaker 1: me nuts, not knowing why. And that's I think that's
Speaker 1: what's really getting me, because she was really sweet about it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't rude and mean, she was really nice to
Speaker 1: go who I wanted to take out. So you can't
Speaker 1: you can't even be angry at her, exactly. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: she left and I've texted her several times and I
Speaker 1: have not heard anything. That's Wait, did you eat your
Speaker 1: whole dinner before she left her? No? I ate my
Speaker 1: dinner and half her her dinner. She was gone at
Speaker 1: that point, right, Yeah, ye, sweet double dinner. I like it.
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with double dinner. Oh got rejected. Why do
Speaker 1: you think that she would just leave like that? Then?
Speaker 1: I'm guessing I must have said something. I must have
Speaker 1: made a joke that just didn't You know, I try
Speaker 1: to crack a lot of jokes. People tell me I'm
Speaker 1: not funny, but I think they just don't get them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's usually what it is, David. That's the best way
Speaker 1: to do it. You know. If you think you're funny
Speaker 1: and people don't agree, screw it you for you're funny.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm guessing it was that, but it's sort
Speaker 1: of kind of eating at me. I just kind of
Speaker 1: want to know. Well, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: and then call her and get your second day update.
Speaker 1: All right, Hey, thank you guys. Yeah, man, hang on
Speaker 1: Brookbil in the morning if you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: today's second date update. We have David on the phone
Speaker 1: and he wants to call a girl named Teresa. They
Speaker 1: met at the dog park and then ended up making
Speaker 1: plans to go to dinner. When they went to dinner,
Speaker 1: she excused herself before they even had the food and
Speaker 1: said she had to leave and just kind of left
Speaker 1: him there. And he has no idea why she took off.
Speaker 1: And David, I've got three theories for you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the right response, David. First theory was that maybe
Speaker 1: her ex boyfriend was a waiter at that restaurant she
Speaker 1: had to just get out of there. Second theory, maybe
Speaker 1: she just wanted to see your dog again, and you
Speaker 1: didn't bring your dog on the date, so she didn't
Speaker 1: want to hang around with you. Is a cute dog.
Speaker 1: Third theory never actually happened at all. You dreamt the
Speaker 1: whole thing, and you currently still dreaming, David, And then
Speaker 1: this whole thing is less embarrassing if it's the third one.
Speaker 1: You did nothing wrong in the third scenario. You did.
Speaker 1: I gave you her number? Right? Are you saying you
Speaker 1: want me just to get to the phone call? Then
Speaker 1: you're tired of my theories? Yeah? I mean I guess
Speaker 1: we could explore that later, but maybe if we first, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get to the phone call. All right, Well, dollar
Speaker 1: phon number right now? Okay, here we go. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm looking Okay, Hi, Hi, aspect to Teresa please this
Speaker 1: is her? Hey Teresa, how are you? This is Jewil
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry who
Speaker 1: jew Bil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's
Speaker 1: a radio show. Um, I think you might have the
Speaker 1: wrong number. I don't think I do. I got your
Speaker 1: number from one of our listeners who wanted me to
Speaker 1: call you. Yeah for what? Well, valid question. It is
Speaker 1: a good question. So we do a segment on our show.
Speaker 1: It's called the second Date Updates. So you went out
Speaker 1: with the dude that you met at the dog park recently.
Speaker 1: His name's David, and David told us a little bit
Speaker 1: about your date, and he's confused why you just took
Speaker 1: off before dinner even got there. I mean, I just
Speaker 1: this is one of those things, like I just knew
Speaker 1: it wasn't going to work out. He said that, you
Speaker 1: said that, but he still doesn't know why. I don't
Speaker 1: understand why it matters it Like I'm just I'm not interested. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we know that, and I think David knows
Speaker 1: that too, because we talked to him. But he's just curious,
Speaker 1: like he wants to know what he did wrong. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just like we were at dinner and he's nice,
Speaker 1: he just doesn't stop talking, and he just it's so exasperating.
Speaker 1: Like I would be in the middle of a conversation
Speaker 1: and he would just keep interrupting me over and over
Speaker 1: and over again. Anytime he would ask me a question
Speaker 1: about myself, and I'd be like thank God, like finally,
Speaker 1: like you know, he'll come up for air and I
Speaker 1: can actually like offer some sort of information about myself.
Speaker 1: I would get three words and he would just jumper
Speaker 1: it back end and interrupt me and turned the conversation
Speaker 1: back around on him. So he talked a bunch, didn't
Speaker 1: really ask you about yourself, and then only wanted to
Speaker 1: talk about himself. Yeah, I mean, it was just like
Speaker 1: it got to the point where I just like I
Speaker 1: couldn't be talked at anymore, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I just it was too much. Yeah, but you I mean,
Speaker 1: in his defense, he was probably nervous, and you weren't
Speaker 1: even at the date long enough to really feel the
Speaker 1: pain of being talked at that long. I mean, I
Speaker 1: was in a lot of pain for being talked at.
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of pain he was in,
Speaker 1: but I was in a lot. Well, at least she
Speaker 1: got out before you had to sit there for like
Speaker 1: an hour or two and just listen to him talk
Speaker 1: about himself and you not be able to say a word. Right,
Speaker 1: Why do you think I left? I couldn't. I just couldn't.
Speaker 1: It was just too much, like I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: I think I'm sorry. I can't bag you on this one.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's so rude. You couldn't, like, the
Speaker 1: worst thing that happened is you have to listen to
Speaker 1: a guy for an hour? Do you still take do
Speaker 1: you know? Like I don't know, I feel like you
Speaker 1: might not. That's all right, I'm married, You're right, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just cut it and get out of there while
Speaker 1: you were still able to salvage your evening. Maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: I just you know, especially coming out of a relationship,
Speaker 1: it's like I just want to be out with a
Speaker 1: guy and be able to have a conversation with them
Speaker 1: where like seriously, like they're not going to interrupt me
Speaker 1: every two seconds and I can actually tell them a
Speaker 1: little bit about And I feel like I don't think
Speaker 1: that I was trying to interrupt you, Like I wasn't
Speaker 1: trying to cut you off. Just did Yeah, who's that? Well,
Speaker 1: that's David. He's actually on the phone listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you or at you, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but he's on the other line. I wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Are you kidding me, Teresa? I I've never
Speaker 1: tried to interrupt you. I mean, I did not think
Speaker 1: that you were an interesting we're trying, but you did.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, when what I mean, I feel like
Speaker 1: we were only out for twenty minutes. How How could
Speaker 1: I have talked over you the whole time? David? Do
Speaker 1: you even remember anything about me aside from the fact
Speaker 1: that I have a dog? Like, can you tell me
Speaker 1: any any fact about me at all? Yeah? I remember
Speaker 1: that you work at the dentist you're dental hygienas. And
Speaker 1: I told you the story about my cab. Not a
Speaker 1: dental hygienas. No, what do you do, Teresa? I work
Speaker 1: at a yoga studio. Oh god, I never said that,
Speaker 1: not one. That's what it was. It was your sister
Speaker 1: is a dental hygienas and your Okay, yeah, I remember now, yes,
Speaker 1: because my cousin is also a dental en sister is
Speaker 1: a dental hygienas, and so I knew about the intricacies
Speaker 1: of this. Professionally, you're doing well, I started talking to you.
Speaker 1: Were doing right now, David. David, you see what's wanting
Speaker 1: right now? You just turned this whole thing right around
Speaker 1: and made it about you. No one cares about your cousin.
Speaker 1: She has a point, David. I mean I was backing
Speaker 1: her on maybe leaving a little bit earlier and not
Speaker 1: giving you a chance. But maybe she read you right. Buddy. Look, no,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't. I'm not trying to argue. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to talk. I'm just trying to say that I
Speaker 1: was listening. Maybe I get the details wrong, but I
Speaker 1: try to listen listen. I don't really hear what you're saying,
Speaker 1: but I listen to the sound. David, if you're in
Speaker 1: a class and then you go and you have to
Speaker 1: take a test, just because you were in the class
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're going to pass the test if you
Speaker 1: weren't listening because you didn't retain any information and I
Speaker 1: don't remember the test after the stake, right, That's not
Speaker 1: what she's saying. David is using it as an analogy. No,
Speaker 1: I am listening. I just God, you're not listening. There's
Speaker 1: five other people in this conversation and you're not listening
Speaker 1: to any of about ways. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I apologize, Like, how can I be better? I just
Speaker 1: have to listen, Like conversation is a given take, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like if I wanted to just
Speaker 1: have a guy talk at me, I would throw on
Speaker 1: a podcast. Like you just need to pay attention and
Speaker 1: if you feel like you're not getting something, out of
Speaker 1: a conversation with somebody. I question. I did not feel
Speaker 1: that way. I didn't feel like I wasn't getting something
Speaker 1: out of the conversation. I wanted to contribute and make
Speaker 1: the conversation better. You know, you were making it all
Speaker 1: about you. That's that's exactly what you were doing. The
Speaker 1: whole thing was about you. He doesn't quite get it yet,
Speaker 1: but I do feel like David is asking the right
Speaker 1: questions on trying to improve himself. You can give him
Speaker 1: some credit for that, right, Teresa. I mean bare minimum credit, okay,
Speaker 1: deliver of credit. And I think that means that you
Speaker 1: guys should go out again. Teresa, would you like to
Speaker 1: go on a second date with David? Will pay for it?
Speaker 1: I like that you have to dangle the carrot of
Speaker 1: you paying for it? Well, help sometimes, will you do it?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think that he's actually learned anything
Speaker 1: like I don't think I can actually, I don't think
Speaker 1: I can put up with another twenty. But you're the
Speaker 1: one who's not listening. Oh my god, No, I mean
Speaker 1: I was listening. I mean I know that her sister
Speaker 1: is a dental hygenis and that she likes yoga, and
Speaker 1: I don't like yoga. That's what I teach. That's what
Speaker 1: I do. Well, why you don't like it? You work
Speaker 1: in it and you don't like it. Okay, you can't technicality,
Speaker 1: this is a quart of law. What is going on? Well,
Speaker 1: I figured if you got into tea, I knew you
Speaker 1: taught yoga. Like, sorry, I'm getting a little frustrated because
Speaker 1: all I just wanted to do was talk to you
Speaker 1: and get to know you better and have you get
Speaker 1: to know me. But apparently you didn't want to get
Speaker 1: to know me. So wait, you're turning it around now,
Speaker 1: it's really what it feels like. If feels like you know,
Speaker 1: I call in and now it's everybody attacked. David Show, No, David, David.
Speaker 1: I think I think everybody agrees here that you just
Speaker 1: have some areas to improve. And that's what you called
Speaker 1: in about the second date four. You wanted to know
Speaker 1: what you did wrong. She told you, And yeah, that
Speaker 1: hurts a little bit, but it's where we're at it.
Speaker 1: Remember we talked about it. It's a successful second date.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think that the conversation is
Speaker 1: double sided like the tape, and you let people contribute,
Speaker 1: you let them be a part of the conversation. Just
Speaker 1: because it's your story doesn't mean I can't tell my
Speaker 1: story too, especially if my story is more interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's the point where we know that I
Speaker 1: will not be going on on the second day. Really,
Speaker 1: that surprises completely surprised by that. Thank you for your time,
Speaker 1: and David, I'm sorry you didn't get a second date. Man,
Speaker 1: don't worry, there's plenty of other fish in the dog park.
Speaker 1: In the morning text in at seven eighty five to
Speaker 1: nine two and says, can you tell me what that
Speaker 1: second day update was about? Again, I wasn't listening Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the morning if you missed today a
Speaker 1: second day update. This dude, David wanted to call Teresa.
Speaker 1: She actually bailed like twenty minutes into their date. While
Speaker 1: they were talking, she said, yeah, this isn't working for
Speaker 1: me and left, and he didn't know why. So we
Speaker 1: got her on the phone and we found out the
Speaker 1: reason that she wasn't calling him back and didn't want
Speaker 1: to hang out with him was because he didn't listen
Speaker 1: to a word that she said, and he kept interrupting
Speaker 1: her and talking about himself instead. Yeah, I thought she
Speaker 1: was a being like unfair only giving him twenty minutes
Speaker 1: into the date, and then after we talked to him
Speaker 1: for a while, like like kind of getting during the
Speaker 1: second day update. Yeah, she's just like, dude, I just
Speaker 1: don't have the energy for this anymore. She's like, you
Speaker 1: know how hard that is to talk to someone and
Speaker 1: not have him listen. He's like, yeah, I do know
Speaker 1: how hard that is because one time I was listening.
Speaker 1: I was talking and someone was listening to me, like
Speaker 1: stop bringing it back on yourself the whole time, so
Speaker 1: that they decided to not go out again. But I
Speaker 1: think he'll be just fine. He's got himself to hang
Speaker 1: out with, so he's good. Remember, if you want to
Speaker 1: do a second date update, all you have to do
Speaker 1: is email the show and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back. Ninety two point five