Speaker 1: Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2: That one is Hello, Hey, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, today's Christmas. Merry Christmas, Mary, Christmas. We're gonna get
Speaker 2: flagged for that. Why because I think I played a
Speaker 2: second longer than I should have. Oh really, Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: not allowed to play songs. I mean you can, but
Speaker 2: then if you're monetized, you can't get paid for it
Speaker 2: because you've like stolen someone else's.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so many rules.
Speaker 2: Property or something like that.
Speaker 1: Too many rules.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Today's Monday, December twenty fifth, and we're here for you.
Speaker 2: Are Christmas Dad?
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you made me coming on Christmas to
Speaker 1: do this with you.
Speaker 2: Oh. You both were festive talks we did.
Speaker 1: Mine is about a book.
Speaker 2: What's It's the most wonderful time for a book?
Speaker 1: Yes, Leanna got it for me for Christmas because we
Speaker 1: have a love for reading.
Speaker 2: That's cute. And mine says I'm not a player. I
Speaker 2: just crush a lot and it's a nutcrack.
Speaker 1: That's very cute.
Speaker 2: So, uh, Andrew is not here today. He's very very busy.
Speaker 1: See, he was decided I had to come in on
Speaker 1: Christmas Day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean people aren't stupid. It ain't Christmas.
Speaker 1: It's not. Yeah, but what is it today?
Speaker 2: Don't say that's confusing, it's confusing. But anyway, this is
Speaker 2: being run on Christmas Day. Welcome. Oh you know what,
Speaker 2: Let me play the let me play the thing here
Speaker 2: the actual official open.
Speaker 1: Live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios.
Speaker 2: This is Serial Killers and it is thank you Stax.
Speaker 2: So Danielle is my special co host today. Always love
Speaker 2: when Danielle stops by. You were just here two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was my family. Love that we were here
Speaker 1: from doing a little special over the sas that's.
Speaker 2: Right edition, and I was very upset that I didn't.
Speaker 2: I for totally spaced and forgot to take a picture
Speaker 2: of all of us in the studio. So one, the
Speaker 2: one that got posted for that episode was just like
Speaker 2: me and Danielle and then as Spencer, like when we
Speaker 2: were Jimmy founon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he pulled up a picture of Sheldon on right.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, that's right, I did. He was there
Speaker 2: all right. So since today is Christmas, I found a
Speaker 2: cereal that is a limited edition Christmas flavor. Right, let
Speaker 2: me go down into the cereal.
Speaker 1: Sound get your sack out, just like Santa.
Speaker 2: Now this is Three Wishes. Okay, it's a cereal, small
Speaker 2: cereal company from a nice family that uh, the the
Speaker 2: Wishes family. They're the Wish and the Wishing grad family.
Speaker 2: So it's called three Wishes because there's three. Three I
Speaker 2: don't need you know what, I don't know, no idea,
Speaker 2: no hold on a second. They say good things coming three,
Speaker 2: so luck would have it, so did we, and then
Speaker 2: we had it right, there were three and then they
Speaker 2: had another kids about four. But they're not going to
Speaker 2: change the name anyway. So this is gingerbread flavored three Woo.
Speaker 1: That might be.
Speaker 2: I'm not a huge fan of gingerbread flavored things. I
Speaker 2: don't really like ginger. Okay, see and Andrew was like,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, the ginger that you get in sushi
Speaker 2: is actually ginger. Well, yes, there's only there's only one ginger.
Speaker 2: They just use it in different ways for different things.
Speaker 2: So anyway, this is a limited edition gingerbread flavored three Wishes.
Speaker 1: You know you can smell it all ready in the
Speaker 1: boxesn't even open.
Speaker 2: Well that may not be a good thing. It could
Speaker 2: be a hole in the bag.
Speaker 1: Then, oh well, let's hope not.
Speaker 2: So we've had some other three wishes cereals before. Some
Speaker 2: were really good and some.
Speaker 1: We've never heard of the cereal before. Where do you
Speaker 1: get it?
Speaker 2: You can get it. It's popping up in a lot
Speaker 2: of stories and you could see the target.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: I got this one at Stu Leonards on Long Island.
Speaker 1: Nice soo Stool Linards.
Speaker 2: I love that place.
Speaker 1: I love his commercials. Hey Stool Lennards here.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is ninety five percent of the
Speaker 2: country has no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a it's a supermarket chain here, that's you know, it's
Speaker 2: a it's a destination.
Speaker 1: Yes, it really is a destination.
Speaker 2: They call it the Disneyland of supermarkets and you can.
Speaker 1: Get free ice cream if you shop there enough.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of those on my app. I
Speaker 2: have like sixteen.
Speaker 1: I save them for the summertime though, because.
Speaker 2: You know, I use them all year long. See when
Speaker 2: I used to do instacarts, and I would do them there,
Speaker 2: I would get everybody's points.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I collected a lot of rewards.
Speaker 1: You don't do instacart anymore.
Speaker 2: Really, it's not worth it. Like they want you to
Speaker 2: go out and buy like seventy two things and drive
Speaker 2: fifteen miles and here's seven dollars and eighty four cents.
Speaker 2: It really has it's just not the same.
Speaker 1: But then don't you get paid on top of that
Speaker 1: seven dollars and eight No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's it with the tip. Really, it's
Speaker 2: really gotten insane.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Let me go back to the Farmland Fresh Dairies fridge.
Speaker 1: Oh smell, that really is gingerbready smells like when you
Speaker 1: make the cookies. Oh there's the cow. There's the Farmland cow.
Speaker 2: They just call her cow face?
Speaker 1: Is that what they ca?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andrew and I are trying to come up with
Speaker 2: a name. We may have some sort of a contest
Speaker 2: so we can name caw.
Speaker 1: Fas Is that really what they call her? Cow face?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's just in the in the email that
Speaker 2: they sent us they said, oh you know cow face.
Speaker 2: I was okay, well we have to name calf. Most
Speaker 2: cows are named Bessie.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why Bessie. Yeah, that's I don't
Speaker 1: know why. They must be got to google that.
Speaker 2: Yes, they were using Farmland Fresh Dairries two percent organic milk.
Speaker 2: Because I love the container. I mean The milk ain't
Speaker 2: so bad either.
Speaker 1: The milk's really good. I like the purple container.
Speaker 2: Yeah, purple is generally two percent.
Speaker 1: Let's see. Yeah, okay, oh it's good. Okay, no, it's
Speaker 1: very good. You know what it says like cinnamon toast
Speaker 1: crunch a little bit. Mm wait, hold on.
Speaker 2: Right here, it comes right there, It is there, it is.
Speaker 2: This is what. Look, they're a wonderful family.
Speaker 1: But the first bite is always yes, the aftertaste is
Speaker 1: not quite what I was expecting.
Speaker 2: I've always said with these type of cereals, what is
Speaker 2: that Almost can guarantee you there's either stevia or monk
Speaker 2: fruit in here, because that's that taste. Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 2: Here's the ingredients chickpea, tapioca, peap protein, organic cane sugar, cinnamon,
Speaker 2: natural flavors, salt, and monk fruit. The thing is, if
Speaker 2: they're gonna put cane sugar in it, why ruin it
Speaker 2: with the monk fruit can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like cardboard in the back of
Speaker 1: my throat.
Speaker 2: It's it's I.
Speaker 1: Feel bad because they're probably very nice.
Speaker 2: There's such sweet people. They've reached out to us before,
Speaker 2: and we've had one or two of them that we
Speaker 2: actually really liked. But it just has a if you
Speaker 2: can see, the thing is, if you can chew it
Speaker 2: up and swallow it fast enough and it doesn't linger
Speaker 2: in your mouth, you may not get that flavor. That's
Speaker 2: not going to happen, right, so you spit it out.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Sadly, I'm going to just have to
Speaker 2: give it a bowl. I can't. I can't do much
Speaker 2: more than that. Yeah, if you want.
Speaker 1: No, give it a bowl.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, don't.
Speaker 1: Feel I will tell you. When you first taste it,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, this is really good, right, and then
Speaker 1: then then it like then I felt like it expanded
Speaker 1: in my mouth and I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: So it's just that it's that weird, funky flavor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'm sad about that. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 1: hate when like you like, you know, the people are nice,
Speaker 1: you want to support this stuff.
Speaker 2: Yes, they sent us a nice postcard with a picture
Speaker 2: of the family and a nice little note. They were
Speaker 2: very sweet.
Speaker 1: But you did say some of the other flavors were good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a chocolate one that was good. I
Speaker 2: keep seeing a lot of different flavors in the store,
Speaker 2: so we'll try another one, and it's.
Speaker 1: Actually better for this Cereal is really better for you.
Speaker 2: That's probably why, you know what, anything good usually isn't
Speaker 2: that great.
Speaker 1: This is limited addition to well because holidays.
Speaker 2: Right, so you probably won't be able to get it
Speaker 2: much longer. So if you want to try it, I mean,
Speaker 2: it's a one bowler, but you know, you do you
Speaker 2: into what bowl?
Speaker 1: Maybe people like one bowlers.
Speaker 2: So here's the new cereal. Okay, yes it's new. Okay,
Speaker 2: I mean you've had it for thousands of years, but
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, they decided they needed to make a
Speaker 2: mini version of honey nut shirts.
Speaker 1: That's cool, you know what. I like that as like
Speaker 1: a snack in a little snacky bag and take it
Speaker 1: with me as a snacky So not.
Speaker 2: Only regular honey nut r is a choking hazard for children,
Speaker 2: make them.
Speaker 1: Smaller, Yeah, that's true. This is probably not good for
Speaker 1: kids under three, or it's without teeth.
Speaker 2: I know, if there's a warning on here. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, whatever.
Speaker 1: Because they can well maybe they can, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do the melt in your mouth?
Speaker 2: No, it's cereal?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, I don't remember. I haven't had little.
Speaker 2: Kids, eminem you haven't had.
Speaker 1: I do have my nephews, but they I'm trying to
Speaker 1: think of my niece. But the little they do?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 1: Does they do the melting ones? You know all the
Speaker 1: little yeah Berber the melts, the melts and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Can I say?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: They have Gerber has these puffs.
Speaker 2: I love the puffs.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They have like the cheese ones and
Speaker 1: like the cinnamon vanilla or something that tastes like French
Speaker 1: toasts or French. There's I buying for myself there for babies.
Speaker 2: I know. I still eat some of the Gerber stuff,
Speaker 2: Like if it's on sale, I'll buy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Good.
Speaker 2: They're good little snacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they really are. And on weight watchers I think
Speaker 1: when I was doing weight Watchers, the there was like
Speaker 1: a little bit of points for the puffs and you
Speaker 1: could eat like twelve. You know it's good. Face, Look
Speaker 1: how tiny these look?
Speaker 2: Thank you for being organic. Thank you. Look I just
Speaker 2: booped her nose. I'm booping farm their fresh airs. Caw face.
Speaker 1: Okay, look at how cute.
Speaker 2: Right. They're probably about a quarter of a size of
Speaker 2: regular honey.
Speaker 1: This is amazing.
Speaker 2: They are very good. So for some reason, General Mills
Speaker 2: decided that they needed to make mini versions of some
Speaker 2: of their cereals. There's Lucky Charms, They've got a lot
Speaker 2: of they got a lot of mini cereals. Now. I
Speaker 2: don't really understand why, but you like that.
Speaker 1: Four bolts and I like this better than the big ones.
Speaker 1: I feel like you can get a lot more in
Speaker 1: your mouth. Does that sound wrong? I think it does.
Speaker 2: Mean the texture is slightly different, but.
Speaker 1: When you put because look, you can put a whole
Speaker 1: bunch in the spoon and then we go.
Speaker 2: If I if I had to choose over regular size
Speaker 2: honey nut cheerios or mini, I probably would go with mini.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I think they're just more fun.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: It smell it though, it has a strange smell, but
Speaker 2: it tastes a sad right, yeah, weird. I will also
Speaker 2: give it four bold.
Speaker 1: Feel bad for those three wishy people.
Speaker 2: That's okay, they'll be all right. I mean they're they're
Speaker 2: doing okay. Yeah, I mean they got their cereal and targets.
Speaker 2: It must so.
Speaker 1: But they on like.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wonder.
Speaker 2: You can read about them.
Speaker 1: See what it says say good things come in threes,
Speaker 1: and as luck would have it, so did we. And
Speaker 1: then we had Jonah and things got even sweeter. Our
Speaker 1: family wished for a cereal that everyone in the house
Speaker 1: would love. Imagine a tasty cereal that's good source of
Speaker 1: protein and it's made with wholesome ingredients. Until now, most
Speaker 1: cereals have been made with grains. We had a different vision,
Speaker 1: one that uses nutrient rich plant based ingredients. Although it
Speaker 1: took a little more than just wishing, the cereal of
Speaker 1: our dreams is here. Oh that's very nice.
Speaker 2: That's sweet, right, Okay, Well, we're gonna take a break,
Speaker 2: a break. We'll be back right after this. I'm Wilford
Speaker 2: Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years and
Speaker 2: we're bad.
Speaker 1: Really, that's what.
Speaker 2: I don't have the thing anymore and you won't put
Speaker 2: it back in, so I just need whatever. I Oh,
Speaker 2: I just need to find short things in there. Okay,
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean I could play this one too.
Speaker 2: Beat us. That's the original. If you go back to
Speaker 2: like Serial Killers ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like, yeah, that is the original.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And people still to this day send me Wilfrid
Speaker 2: Brimley stuff like mugs and shirt they send me that.
Speaker 2: You know, there's like some meme where he's in a
Speaker 2: classroom and full of kids, and it's like, if you
Speaker 2: have three candy bars a day, what do you get diabetes?
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 1: I can't believe people sent you that.
Speaker 2: Constantly, constantly. We don't really even talk about him much
Speaker 2: anymore than poor guy all right, Oh my god, no,
Speaker 2: he's dead.
Speaker 1: You remember here from Cocoon and I don't think so
Speaker 1: I have to see a picture.
Speaker 2: There's milk all over you.
Speaker 1: You have milk? What did you do your shirt? It's
Speaker 1: on your pain. It looks like you peach.
Speaker 2: I'm a mess. But you don't remember the movie Cocoon
Speaker 2: Will for Brimley. The old people they broke into the place.
Speaker 2: I remember the movie and they all felt young again.
Speaker 2: And Steve Guttenberg was a ship was the.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that movie, and I don't even know
Speaker 1: how long so i'd have to Yeah, alright.
Speaker 2: Now, we have a friend Matt, who sends us boxes
Speaker 2: and boxes of stuff all the time like he's he's
Speaker 2: a good dude man. He sends us tons of cereal.
Speaker 2: Where does he get it all at the store?
Speaker 1: And how does he know you haven't had it because.
Speaker 2: He goes to Serial killerspc dot com and he checks
Speaker 2: and sees what we've done.
Speaker 1: That's why I was saying, that's how you would say.
Speaker 2: You're the best. So let's stay in the OH category.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a this isn't this is the oh
Speaker 1: Christmas edition? I guess, oh Christmas Cereal.
Speaker 2: So these are your Multimeal golden honey oos.
Speaker 1: Oh that looks good. Okay, now like multimeal.
Speaker 2: Multimeal is good. Do you know which company makes Multimeal.
Speaker 2: It's a big company. This is just their offshoot cheap brand?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Post Post makes Multimeal?
Speaker 1: So they have an expensive brands of cereal and then
Speaker 1: a cheapies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are the ones that do you remember I've
Speaker 2: said this a thousand times. Do you remember when we
Speaker 2: were kids there was a commercial on TV for Maltimeal
Speaker 2: and it was a guy that would like get down
Speaker 2: on his knees and like walk on the bottom because
Speaker 2: they were when we were little, these were always on
Speaker 2: the bottom shelf. Oh yes, I always always on the bottom.
Speaker 2: People were embarrassed to buy them.
Speaker 1: So is that why they put them down there?
Speaker 2: No, it's just that they were cheaper and the big
Speaker 2: cereal companies pay a lot of money to be eye level.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Oh really, Oh is that how it works?
Speaker 2: Pretty much?
Speaker 1: You think I would know. My dad used to work
Speaker 1: for a food brokerage company.
Speaker 2: I remember that growing up. I feel like the first
Speaker 2: time I ever met your dad was in Jersey City
Speaker 2: at International Food something where that Target is now. There
Speaker 2: was a food place there and we did something there
Speaker 2: with him, and.
Speaker 1: He was like, well, his big one of his biggest
Speaker 1: accounts back in the day was La Choi and every
Speaker 1: like Chinese New Year was awesome because whatever the year
Speaker 1: of the animal it was, he would bring home inflatables
Speaker 1: of that animal, so we would have the ox and
Speaker 1: the whatever. And then he one year he brought home
Speaker 1: rickshaws and we had rickshaws and my brother would charge
Speaker 1: and give people in the neighborhood these rickshaw rides. And
Speaker 1: then we even had a huge Chinese dragon float for
Speaker 1: we didn't have the pool, but we had a float
Speaker 1: and we would sleep in it in the middle of
Speaker 1: the room. Was just huge inflatable thing, floating, no smell, no,
Speaker 1: But it's just like it's such a childhood memory because
Speaker 1: it's something I remember my dad always doing on how
Speaker 1: excited my brother and I and my sister would get
Speaker 1: when he'd bring these things home. What is that? Oh
Speaker 1: that's the serial. Why are you giving me one and
Speaker 1: you give me the other?
Speaker 2: They're all the same, I mean, the thing is like. Okay,
Speaker 2: So you might think that these are like honey out
Speaker 2: cheerios from looking at the bag, but they're not. These
Speaker 2: are more uh that cereal called Oh's. Yeah, it used
Speaker 2: to be Quaker. I think another brand makes it now, okay,
Speaker 2: but like they have little chunks of something in the middle.
Speaker 1: By the way, people might say watching this, Danielle, you
Speaker 1: can't drink milk. What are you doing when the milk
Speaker 1: just touches the cereal? And I don't like have a
Speaker 1: full glass and I just take a little bit. I'm
Speaker 1: usually okay, So we're you know, we're banking on that.
Speaker 2: Yes, I enjoy your drive home, all right, So here
Speaker 2: we go, multimeal golden honey Oh's. They're big. Oh, hold on,
Speaker 2: nice crunch, Get a little coconut hint there.
Speaker 1: Oh. I like this. This is different. Wait, this is
Speaker 1: really different.
Speaker 2: I like this.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's so different.
Speaker 2: It is pretty good. The texture is nice, it's very crunchy.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, like there's a bunch of stuff going on there.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there's coconut here. If not, it's flavored with.
Speaker 1: Cocon really good. It's so different.
Speaker 2: I'm giving it four balls.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give it four bowls.
Speaker 2: Wow, good job there, Post Consumer Brands. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: that's one thing that has been bothering me lately. These
Speaker 2: cereal companies. We've been doing this podcast for like four
Speaker 2: years plus already. Yeah, these cereal companies do not send
Speaker 2: us anything.
Speaker 1: Which is so crazy. It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: I see all these other lesser cereal podcasts. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: they got the they got the cleats with the fruity
Speaker 2: pebbles from Nike, they get boxes of new cereals, and
Speaker 2: we get nothing.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I filled out all the questionnaires from General Mills and
Speaker 2: the Post.
Speaker 1: And yeah, why does it? Why?
Speaker 2: I don't know. You would think that we have a
Speaker 2: little bit of pull.
Speaker 1: Somebody blocking you somewhere. Are you on a cereal block?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. I don't think so. But
Speaker 2: I just you would think we would have some pull. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because there are some people that listen to the show
Speaker 2: that know that we do this podcast. I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe some PR company that's listening.
Speaker 1: And we talk about it all the time on the show,
Speaker 1: on the Big Show.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, the one thing that is good is that,
Speaker 2: you know, it's very hard when cereal companies like we
Speaker 2: could never have a serial company sponsor us because then
Speaker 2: we can't, like God forbid, you know, if our friends
Speaker 2: have three wishes every wanted to sponsor us, we couldn't say, hey,
Speaker 2: this cereals crap.
Speaker 1: Well that's how you know that it's a real you know, uh,
Speaker 1: what is it called the opinion? Yes, because they're not
Speaker 1: paying for this exactly. Yeah, so that's awesome. Although you
Speaker 1: know what I have to say, most of us on
Speaker 1: the show, if we don't like something, we're not going
Speaker 1: to advertise for that's correct. Most of them we will
Speaker 1: pass on it, and we'll pass on it and say
Speaker 1: sorry I didn't like the flavor or sorry I don't
Speaker 1: use the product or whatever. So we're pretty good at
Speaker 1: that stuff right.
Speaker 2: All right, So thank you very much Danielle for sitting in.
Speaker 2: Always appreciate it. People love you, and I love you
Speaker 2: more than we'll ever know. Please follow us on all
Speaker 2: socials at Serial Killers PC. Check out Radio Danielle Monaro
Speaker 2: on Instagram. You can hit me at Z Scotty B
Speaker 2: on Instagram. And Andrew poug I guess if you want.
Speaker 2: Even though he's not here today.
Speaker 1: He's golden. Honey, ohs might be my new favorite serial.
Speaker 2: Take him home. You can take him home, please, but
Speaker 2: we have to take our picture first then you can
Speaker 2: take them home.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's listen, it's entirely possible that we will not
Speaker 2: have a Serial Killers next Monday on New Year's Day,
Speaker 2: just because we're gonna be hungover.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm going to be in Nashville. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I can't even help you out.
Speaker 2: I'm going to try, or Andrew's gonna try, but you know,
Speaker 2: we'll see. But definitely a New Bowl chat on Wednesday
Speaker 2: where our guests will be Carla, Marie and Anthony. So
Speaker 2: that will be a lot of fun. So make sure
Speaker 2: you're here for that on Wednesday. Enjoy your Christmas Day, Christmas,
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, all the holidays, and until
Speaker 2: we see you next year. Say Crunch, Danielle, friend, Crunch
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 1: That was fun, that was Thanks for having me