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Speaker 1: Man, Busted Cooking Chickens and Yellowstone Hot Spring.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, it's just all going completely bananas.

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Speaker 3: Your worlds, would you? It's you my zillion pieces.

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Speaker 4: Banana Bana, banana, banana baby, bananas, Banana.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to bananas. That's Scottie Landis right there.

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Speaker 2: That's Kurt, Kurtie b Brown older, and we're looking at

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Speaker 2: each other and I think we're actually looking pretty good today.

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Speaker 5: It's shocking.

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Speaker 1: And we have this is our first time second appearance

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Speaker 1: guest repeater, it's first time repeater best Bud Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: And comedy writer Albertina Rizzo.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, whoo. Hi, so so delighted to do it twice.

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Speaker 1: So nice.

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Speaker 6: I came back twice.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think you had to because you were on

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Speaker 2: I think our second episode when we still didn't really

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Speaker 2: know what this podcast was going to be. So now

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Speaker 2: Kurt and I at least have a general understanding of

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Speaker 2: the shape and speed of this thing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you knew with me. It was like an easy

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Speaker 6: thing because there was nobody to impress. Yeah, we'll just

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Speaker 6: throw her in there. She seems like an easy one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll buy a repizza or something. She's cool.

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Speaker 6: But I was thinking about the last time that we

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Speaker 6: did this. It was like four days before lockdown in

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Speaker 6: Los Angeles, before the pandemic, And right now it's two

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Speaker 6: days after the election, yes, when they're still counting votes.

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Speaker 6: So my timing if there is ever a nuclear war,

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Speaker 6: I'm going to be on like two days before that.

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Speaker 6: So know that I am the.

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Speaker 5: Warning sign makes sense to me. I wouldn't want it

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Speaker 5: any other warning sign. That's right.

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Speaker 1: And you're back in New York now, right, I am back.

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Speaker 6: In New York now, And you know New York is thriving.

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Speaker 6: It seems people are eating dinner in bubbles.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean it's inevitable.

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Speaker 6: I saw I saw one blow away the other day

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Speaker 6: and it was truly like.

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Speaker 1: Real bubbles, like a.

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Speaker 6: Plastic bulb, you know, because it's cold, because it's the Northeast,

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Speaker 6: so so it was like a fifty it was like

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Speaker 6: a forty nine year degree day. And the wind was

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Speaker 6: I kid you not, it was at forty miles an

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Speaker 6: hour like the was insane. And so what they've done

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Speaker 6: in restaurants New York the most, you know, they always

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Speaker 6: find a way. New Yorkers figure it out the most

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Speaker 6: wonderful city for that reason they figured out. So I

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Speaker 6: was with a friend of mine and we were walking

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Speaker 6: down the street and we saw like people were sitting

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Speaker 6: in tables like you know, the the bubble, the the

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Speaker 6: sort of plastic bubbles that people use when they're at

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Speaker 6: the beach, like they get in a hamster wheel type bubble. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: asorb absorbed with a table inside of it.

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Speaker 1: And you're so just blowing down this and truly.

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Speaker 6: The wind just blew it off as people were sitting

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Speaker 6: inside of it, just blew away.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a pandemic tumbleweed.

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Speaker 5: I like that, it is, all right.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to hear about this man.

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Speaker 5: Who cooked a chicken in a hot spring?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Man busted cooking chickens and Yellowstone hot spring. I

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Speaker 1: wish I could credit one person for sending this in,

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Speaker 1: but I just I just went through fifty messages, yes,

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Speaker 1: and about twenty five of them were this h So

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Speaker 1: this is from Laramie Live. Credit to Oh go guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna click back over the zoom just to see

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Speaker 1: your faces when I say this. This story about this

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Speaker 1: chicken getting cooked in the hot spring. It's written by

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Speaker 1: Nate Bird.

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Speaker 5: No, well, nobody's better. He is the best when.

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Speaker 1: Gets all the chickens in the b he says, this

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Speaker 1: is weird even by twenty twenty standards. A group of people,

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Speaker 1: including a man from Idaho Falls, were recently busted in

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Speaker 1: Yellowstone National Park while they were cooking a chicken in

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Speaker 1: one of the park's geothermal hot spring. Of course, culinary sorry.

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Speaker 1: In early August, according to Nate Eaton at East Idaho News,

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Speaker 1: when a park authorities received reports of a group carrying

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Speaker 1: cooking gear towards a hot spring that will definitely send

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Speaker 1: off some alarms. Rangers arrived and found the group had

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Speaker 1: o Ido Fall. Man's was good a citation for walking

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Speaker 1: the thermal areas, which it's like guilty he's always given

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Speaker 1: also given a six fine probation and his band from

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Speaker 1: Yellowstone for two years.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly right though, by the way, that so it

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Speaker 2: seems like the perfect punishment for cooking a chicken. It's

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Speaker 2: like you just don't come back for two years, Bud.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, okay, a couple of things. First off, so

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Speaker 6: it's like nature's hot pot, basically like doing nature's hot pots.

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Speaker 1: Filled with sulfur, with sulfur.

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Speaker 6: Also the idea that he knows human bodies go in

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Speaker 6: there and they're like, you know, it would be nice

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Speaker 6: like cooking chicken in human human juice. No wait, it's

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Speaker 6: not like hot springs like like a dace pause, Okay, guyser.

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Speaker 1: This is like a geyser that smells like farts.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know those are.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but like don't you can't you get in them.

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Speaker 6: I've been in those before it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but not a yellowstone like these are, like

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Speaker 2: Hot and prehistoric and delicate. It's a delicate ecosystem.

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Speaker 1: The main thing you're not allowed to do is you

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Speaker 1: is like walking. You're not allowed to walk over them

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Speaker 1: because like the ground is very brittle and underneath it

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Speaker 1: is boiling sulfuric water. Okay, and so you can fall

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Speaker 1: right through into the hot spring and essentially die.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I need you, I need you to have the

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Speaker 6: visual of what I thought was happening.

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Speaker 1: Essentially, it's a dude to the hot ground, your chicken

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Speaker 6: Which I think you need to have a research team

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Speaker 6: see if this has happened. I was like, I was

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Speaker 6: talking Blue Lagoon in Iceland with his shorts on and

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Speaker 6: holding a rock check and then cooks it while he's

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Speaker 6: sitting in the hot spring. That's what I thought you

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Speaker 1: I would love animal if you have artistic skills, If

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Speaker 1: you would please paint a hot tub with a man

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Speaker 1: and two raw chickens with their arms over the sides,

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Speaker 6: It would be so great. Yes, I also should preface that,

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Speaker 6: you know, a very few times, like a couple of

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Speaker 6: times I am very aware of, like my understanding of

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Speaker 6: something being said in English, given my immigrants. Sometimes somebody

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Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, that's not how you say it. And

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Speaker 6: I don't know why I was born in this country,

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Speaker 2: Well, wasn't your didn't your mom you wrote on Jimmy

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Speaker 2: Fallon even before it was tonight show, But didn't your

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Speaker 2: Fallon right right, No, she always.

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Speaker 6: Called him Jommy Fallon. She also, I also wait, wait wait,

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Speaker 6: Jommy Fallon and the name is on them. Literally, the

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Speaker 6: like you can see the name everything. Yes, it's clearly

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Speaker 6: And she's, by the way, lived in this country forever,

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Speaker 6: as I mean truly forever. And and the other thing

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Speaker 6: still like Argentine through and through. She she used to

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Speaker 6: call Starbucks Blockbusters. I don't know why, Like I guess,

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Speaker 6: Blockbusters and I knew what she was talking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think I mentioned it on the first

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Speaker 1: would always call SpongeBob square pants, punch.

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Speaker 6: Bob, Punchbob pants.

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Speaker 2: Pants, Punchbob pants parts. I mean, that's a funnier cartoon.

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Speaker 2: I love SpongeBob butts.

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Speaker 6: I may have mentioned the Blockbusters before, but it's it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom had one of those great mom moments

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Speaker 2: Do the funky Lady. It's a fun ass song. Let

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Speaker 2: it ride?

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Speaker 1: Mo.

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Speaker 6: Wait, wait, I have another wait the other mispronunciation. She

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Speaker 6: she told me one day she she texted me frantically.

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Speaker 6: and then when she replies, she goes turn on CNN.

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Speaker 6: They are doing a documentary. I mean she said it

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Speaker 6: with a lot more mistakes. They're doing a documentary of

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Speaker 6: rock and roll. It's about It's about the Rolly Stones,

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Speaker 6: R O. L. And Fast Domino. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I love Fast Domino. He's a lot skinnier than the

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Speaker 2: other one, that's for sure. He's just jogging around New

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Speaker 1: Away. I recently, I don't even know if I feel like,

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Speaker 1: my memory is so bad. I hope I'm not repeating myself.

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Speaker 1: Who cares talking about your mom? But I recently called

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Speaker 1: Celine Dion renee Claude.

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Speaker 6: Makes sense though, like the weep makes sense, like Blockbuster

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Speaker 2: I love that kind of stuff. It's so funny because

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Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. Our friend Johnny Pemberton as a joke

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Speaker 2: that Megan, Ashley, Lauren and Rachel are is the exact

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Speaker 2: same name that if you're named no Megan, Amanda, Rachel Lauren,

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Speaker 2: if that's your name, it's all the exact same name.

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Speaker 2: And at some point, like like I worked on a

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Speaker 2: just never It's on the call sheet every single day.

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Speaker 5: I'm his boss. There's a chair with tape on it

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Speaker 5: that says Scottie. And he was just like, Steve, can

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Speaker 5: I get you anything?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, we're rolling with this one and I

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Speaker 2: don't get shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, who cares. They're trying. They're trying.

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Speaker 2: What he identified me as a man and it had

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Speaker 2: an ass so we were plus.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. I mean my name, I always tell you this,

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Speaker 6: Like I've talked about this at length. How people when

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Speaker 6: I introduce myself at least four times this has happened

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Speaker 6: and this is true. Or I'll say my name's Albertina,

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Speaker 6: but I say quickly and for some reason they think

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Speaker 6: I said my name is al Pacino, and I'm like,

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Speaker 6: my parents name me al Pacino.

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Speaker 1: Okay, al Pacino Rizzo. Oh, I love that so much.

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Speaker 1: Got to give us another story.

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Speaker 2: Drunk man locked in shouting match with dog for thirty minutes.

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Speaker 2: So this is from the Business Drinks The Drink's Business

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Speaker 5: Thank you, Natalie Wang.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Nat.

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Speaker 2: And nobody sent this in. I found this, so we're

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Speaker 2: just going to attribute this to Scooter Fabian. Uh, Scooter

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Speaker 2: Fabian sent this in. Here's the article drunk man locked

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Speaker 2: and shouting match with dog for thirty minutes. The drunk

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Speaker 2: woken by the barking of a stray dog. As reported

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Speaker 2: by Chinese media cover story, security camera footage shows the

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Speaker 2: man named only a Show, getting into what can appears

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Speaker 2: as a spirited argument with the animal. It has gone

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Speaker 2: viral and close to nine million people have seen this video.

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Speaker 2: Annoyed at being woken up, the man started talking back

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Speaker 2: Things then escalated when Shao decided to ram his motorcycle

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Speaker 5: This guy really was pissed.

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Speaker 2: I'll being woken up a loud racket woke up some

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Speaker 6: Oh man, okay, okay, Well, I mean arguing with a

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Speaker 5: Amazing, amazing, It's.

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Speaker 6: Incredible, It's incredible. I really, that's when you really want

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Speaker 6: Make you know animals talk. I truly like I have

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Speaker 6: many wishes. That's certainly in the top number one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, great superpower.

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Speaker 6: The top three, No, no, I know the world is

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Speaker 5: Yeah, number one.

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Speaker 2: I just want to be able to open my hand

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Speaker 2: and have a saltwater taffy there anytime of day.

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Speaker 5: That's number one for this old dog.

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Speaker 5: Hates it, hates it.

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Speaker 1: I do understand having long discussions with a dog.

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Speaker 6: Well, I mean, only you understand.

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Speaker 1: When they're never ever a bad time, That's right.

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Speaker 2: I just don't understand. I don't get I don't get

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, America Right, okay, well this I found the

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Speaker 1: is how forty three giant crumbling presidential heads heads ended

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Speaker 1: by Jennifer Billock. Jenny, thank you. Jenny in Croaker, Virginia

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Speaker 1: stands a site that would make just about anyone stopping

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Speaker 1: their tracks. Forty three ghostly effigies of president's past crowd

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Speaker 1: and Howard Hankins's family Farm is just the latest stop

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Speaker 5: Yes, she is.

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Speaker 1: Beautiful, beautiful beautiful.

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Speaker 6: Also definitely want to go what do we do? Like, Okay,

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Speaker 6: there's so many things to see because there's nothing to do,

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Speaker 1: Of stuff to go see. Yes, so I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: how you see this? So these used to be they

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Speaker 1: to bring child of local landover Everett Haley Newman and

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Speaker 1: Houston sculptor David at A Dix name enough, maybe it's

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Speaker 2: Either way, he's sculpting president's heads. We can we'll just

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Speaker 1: Who was inspired to create giant bus after driving past

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Speaker 1: presidential vision soon literally went bus. The park, which costs

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Speaker 1: too far away from Colonial Williamsburg tourists foreclosure. That's funny,

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Speaker 1: well or Hankins.

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Speaker 6: They should have taken a clue from like the Hall

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Speaker 1: We're twenty foot tall busts that actually talked to you

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Speaker 5: Than bigger than absolutely, I mean, I but.

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Speaker 6: See that kind of stuff, I I just really get into.

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Speaker 6: I love that kind of stuff. As we've mentioned before

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Speaker 6: I also definitely should go there because I collect really

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Speaker 6: So I love like poorly made busts of people, not

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Speaker 6: That guy, the Haven guy. He's just like a long

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I love. We gotta go, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Well, can I tell you where it is now? Because done?

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Speaker 6: Oh they moved it somewhere else.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's why they're all so fucked up. So the land. So,

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Speaker 1: laborious process of moving forty three giants president's heads each

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Speaker 1: an eerie hole in the back of his head. That

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Speaker 1: again wow. And Ronald Reagan's bus bears the scar of

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Speaker 1: a lightning strike.

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Speaker 5: Whoa.

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Speaker 1: They all now sit decaying in three neat lines on

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Speaker 1: the farm, except for George Washington, who stands to the

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Speaker 1: side overlooking group where they continue to crumble, ap, peel,

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Speaker 1: and crack. Hankin's field isn't officially open to visitors, he

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Speaker 1: tells smithsonian dot com they lacks a tourist attraction license

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Speaker 1: and turns away requests to visit his property. But intrepid

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Speaker 1: explorers and photographers have found ways of getting to the

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Speaker 1: crumbling presidential ruin any way. Okay, so if you ever,

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Speaker 1: uh you know, if anybody's down there near Virginia, please

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Speaker 1: go and take some photographs.

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Speaker 6: I will go, truly, like next week, I will go.

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Speaker 1: I would.

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Speaker 6: Did you say, well, the thing about the Lincoln head

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Speaker 6: pole is very very eerie.

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Speaker 1: I mean, just look at the images are super super eerie.

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Speaker 1: And also I just love it. I love all I

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Speaker 1: love every part of it. The first they were like,

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Speaker 1: we need to make this, and that they made it,

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Speaker 1: and then no one came. And then this guy was

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Speaker 1: just like, I gotta save all these heads and just

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Speaker 1: put them in a random field.

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Speaker 6: You know, speaking of the presidents who are no longer

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Speaker 6: with us and we're shot. When I was a propos

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Speaker 6: of nothing, But when I was calling back to JFK,

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Speaker 6: when I was calling, I was, I was, this is

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Speaker 6: not to pat myself on the back. But as many

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Speaker 6: people were now, as many people were doing, they were

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Speaker 6: phone banking, and I called some lady in Texas and

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Speaker 6: she was a real talker, and she told me that

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Speaker 6: you know, she was very excited to vote, and you

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Speaker 6: know she's been through this kind of stuff before and

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Speaker 6: she was feeling hopeful this time around. She was around

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Speaker 6: when Kennedy was was was elected that she goes and

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Speaker 6: as you know, well you know they shot him, So

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Speaker 6: I know, was like, yeah, I remember, Yeah, I think

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Speaker 6: I remember that she goes. Anyway, have a good day.

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Speaker 6: That's literally, it's literally the thing she said. Right before

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Speaker 6: she hung up. She was like, anyway, so Kennedy was

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Speaker 6: a nice breath of pressure, but they shot him. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 6: thank you for voting.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's take a real quick break and we'll

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Speaker 1: be back.

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Speaker 7: Bananas ba ba baby bana.

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Speaker 1: Bananas, and we are back, yes, folks, just some reminders.

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Speaker 6: Very it would be very fun, like very fun merch.

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Speaker 2: Missouri man Lists, Missouri man Lists, Frozen Lists, Missouri man Lists,

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Speaker 2: Frozen discontinued Taco Bell tacos for sale at only two

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars.

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Speaker 5: All right, this was from the Riverfront Times.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Daniel Hill wrote. This was

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Speaker 2: sent in by clayt O seven eight. Thankgiver much so.

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Speaker 2: This was a tragic year in twenty twenty. Among the

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Speaker 2: many cascading travesties that have defined the year twenty twenty,

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Speaker 2: Taco Bell's inexplicable culling of many of its most popular

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Speaker 2: items from its menu rates up there worth well, not

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Speaker 2: very high at all, actually, Daniel Hill ranking joking. This

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Speaker 2: guy's a jokester, but it's still sold. A solid and

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Speaker 2: unnecessary kick in the ball. Oh, it still is a

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00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 2: solid and unnecessary kick to the nards. During an already

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Speaker 2: awful year, the news broke in July that America's favorite

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Speaker 2: house of varying amalgamations of cheese. See now, he's just

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Speaker 2: getting carried away. It's making talk too much much.

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Speaker 1: This is no Jennifer Billocks.

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Speaker 5: Nope, sorry, this is the.

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Speaker 6: Sort of like, yeah, I mean, what is she? She's

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Speaker 6: kind of like the James Joyce of.

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Speaker 5: And he is, and he is the mad libs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly where was us published? Ex body Spray News.

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00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 2: Got them, so basically, they took a lot of ingredients,

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Speaker 2: a lot of items off their menu. In an effort

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Speaker 2: to streamline operations. They eliminated all of their potato options. Outright,

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Speaker 2: that's huge news. Among the casualties of this bloodbath were

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Speaker 2: grilled steak taco that's pretty good, loaded grillers, guys, no

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Speaker 2: more cheesy potato or beefy nacho grillers, the seven layer brito,

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Speaker 2: the case surrito.

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Speaker 1: The beefy freed seven layer Burrito's gone.

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Speaker 5: Audios say, audios.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. The beef You liked that option for a

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Speaker 1: fast food went. I was in the nineties, you know,

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Speaker 1: I only.

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Speaker 6: Had it twice, and I the first time I had

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Speaker 6: Tago Bell it was last year.

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Speaker 5: I like it.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 6: It's very good. No, it's very good. It's all like

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Speaker 6: you know, it's what's wrong. I mean, it's like the

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Speaker 6: same five combinations of something.

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Speaker 2: That's right, and then Nacho Supreme is gone, Cheesy Fiesta

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Speaker 2: potatoes are gone. The mini skillet bowls, which I did

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Speaker 2: not know existed, are gone, So I know exactly they.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, what are they?

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Speaker 5: Twists?

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Speaker 2: So there's a huge petition a bunch of there were

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Speaker 2: over one hundred thousand people signed a petition to save

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Speaker 2: a lot of these items.

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Speaker 5: So here we go.

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Speaker 2: One local visionary had the forethought to secure and freeze

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Speaker 2: three now discontinued potato soft tacos and lists them for

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Speaker 2: sale and market Facebook Marketplace at the low low price

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Speaker 2: of two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Only three tacos, times.

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Speaker 5: Are tough man.

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Speaker 2: So according to listing, these three potato soft tacos are

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Speaker 2: in quote mint condition and were brought straight from the

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Speaker 2: drive through to the freezer. Quote these babies are rare,

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Speaker 2: the ad reads quote never been eaten end quote. So

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Speaker 2: so they reached out to the seller, Bryant Hobin of O'Fallon, Missouri.

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Speaker 2: Never heard of it, beautiful town, Love it, and learn

563
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Speaker 2: that the entrepreneurial scheme is part of a larger frozen

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Speaker 2: fast food business ideas for which the potato soft tacos

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Speaker 2: are simply a trial run. Quote, Bryant says, I've had

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Speaker 2: the idea of investment sandwiches, where like you buy a

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Speaker 2: limited offer sandwich and balk freeze it and then sell.

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Speaker 5: It later for profit. Oh God, America.

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Speaker 2: Uh, you know, like the McRib McDonald's only offers that

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Speaker 2: once a year, but the demand doesn't go away. So

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Speaker 2: when I heard Taco Bell was discontinuing the potato soft taco,

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Speaker 2: I decided it'd be a good opportunity to test this

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Speaker 2: out before McRib season.

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Speaker 5: I think it is McRib season right now, by the way.

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Speaker 6: It is, Yes, that's what I heard it. It's like

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Speaker 6: a weird trick that they do. I'm like, why do

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Speaker 6: just not just keep it? Keep it on the menu?

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Speaker 6: People seem to like it. Who cares?

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Speaker 1: Why are you doing that?

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Speaker 6: Got your nose thing with people like yeah, do it?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I love it because they apparently make so much money

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Speaker 1: off of it. Because they do this.

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Speaker 6: Well, I also know understand marketing, so that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I don't either.

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Speaker 2: Not only does McDonald's make money, but Hobin says he

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Speaker 2: already sold two of the three frozen tacos. He explained

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Speaker 2: he couldn't find a buyer for the full price of

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Speaker 2: three the two hundred dollars, but he was able to

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Speaker 2: sell two individuals for seventy.

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Speaker 5: Dollars a piece.

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Speaker 2: You know what, He's a visionary mean, he is the

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Speaker 2: Steve Jobs, He's the new Steve Jobs. He recouped his investment,

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Speaker 2: but Hobin is having This is where it takes an

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Speaker 2: interesting turn. Guys, Hobin is having second thoughts about selling

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Speaker 2: the third one. When he purchased the tacos, he explains

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Speaker 2: he ordered a few for himself to freeze and to

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Speaker 2: eat as well, which have since been consumed. He loves

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Speaker 2: these suckers, so it's It's Hobin's favorite item, and he

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Speaker 2: might only he might possess the last one in the world.

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Speaker 2: He's hoping to find a way to replicate it and

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Speaker 2: ensure the p tato goodness lives on. So now he's

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Speaker 2: holding onto it and I'm hoping someone comes along and

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Speaker 2: wants to maybe help me with preserving things, conserving the

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Speaker 2: potato soft. He also calls it potato soft throughout, which

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Speaker 2: is you know, my nickname in high school, the potato

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Speaker 2: soft taco. He wants to donate it to science, potentially

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Speaker 2: with his fingers crossed that he could quote retrieve the

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Speaker 2: Taco DNA for cloning end quote.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's not true, that's what he says.

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Speaker 2: And he says everything has its price, but he's making

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Speaker 2: he made a he sold, he made a profit.

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Speaker 5: He definitely did.

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Speaker 2: And then he ends it with saying, I mean, guys,

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Speaker 2: if you if you had the last panda, you wouldn't

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Speaker 2: just sell that on Facebook?

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Speaker 5: Right, makes you think? Makes you think.

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Speaker 6: But what's what's funny? Well, first off, I mean I

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Speaker 6: think he should take like any good drug dealer's advice,

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Speaker 6: and you never take from your own stash.

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Speaker 1: Is it old saying you know, you don't know, that's it.

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Speaker 1: You don't do your own ship.

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Speaker 6: You don't do your own ship, so so keep the thing.

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00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 6: But I love that he thinks that any food item

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Speaker 6: can't be replicated.

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Speaker 5: Well that's right, no, Albertuna, what you just said is right.

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Speaker 6: It was like it's like truly like you can go

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Speaker 6: to YouTube and they're like there's somebody on YouTube making

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Speaker 6: like a potato all like at home, and it looks

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Speaker 6: exactly the same. You could do that, uh huh. Anyway,

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Speaker 6: I'm not trying to burst buses, you know, ursus bubble

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Speaker 6: or anything you can.

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Speaker 1: You can burst this guy's bubble. I don't think this

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Speaker 1: guy's sincere or genuine. No, he knows it's a goof.

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00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: It's a goof.

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Speaker 5: It's a sweet goof.

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Speaker 6: I mean, there's nothing like. I was trying to think

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Speaker 6: of something funny to say, but the guy is one

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Speaker 6: hundred and forty dollars richer. So yeah, I think he's fine. Dude,

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Speaker 6: He's actually doing just fine.

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Speaker 2: It's funny that he doesn't want to just go you know,

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Speaker 2: maybe I'll just like learn how to make this and

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00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 2: just sell replicas. Like so, there are a lot of

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Speaker 2: places in LA that people like. It's like a better

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Speaker 2: McDonalds cheeseburger.

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Speaker 5: That place.

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Speaker 2: Yes Burgers never say it's like the best mcdonald' cheeseberger

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Speaker 2: you've ever had. It's just a better version. It's like,

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00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 2: but not Bryant. Bryant wants the potato soft the o

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Speaker 2: g Way.

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Speaker 1: What's everybody's favorite? Uh like fast food?

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Speaker 6: M Well that would have to be for me.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Jersey Mikes.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Kurt loves a Jersey Mikes. I also like

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Speaker 2: a Jersey Mins. I get the Italian.

656
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Speaker 6: I do like uh, Culver's, which is like a Midwestern Yes, yeah,

657
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 6: the butterburger. You guys have ever had those? Those are

658
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 6: real good. I think that's probably up there. I do

659
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,479
Speaker 6: think Taco Bell is very good. I'm new to the game,

660
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,959
Speaker 6: but it is very very good.

661
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: Just last year, yeah, just.

662
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 6: Last year, truly. I mean, how am I Like? I

663
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 6: grew up in New York City. It's not like you

664
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 6: go to Taco Bell in New York City. There's like

665
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 6: one in on twenty third Street, and it's like, you

666
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 6: know what I mean, like you're not gonna go there,

667
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 6: and or maybe you do. I don't know, but I

668
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 6: didn't go there. But oh I have a story of

669
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 6: a fast food place and my mom that cool he

670
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 6: once went to. We were on a road trip when

671
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 6: I was a kid, and we stopped at and we

672
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 6: were like begging because you know, we were not allowed

673
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 6: to eat like any fast food or anything. We grew

674
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 6: up in like all organic, very boring food. So I

675
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 6: really I really went for it. When I was in college,

676
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:32,439
Speaker 6: I was eating like a trash can. So so she

677
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 6: always wanted us to eat healthy, but of course she

678
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 6: was also irritated by us. So we stopped at Burger

679
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 6: King and she let us get a whopper. Whopper is

680
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 6: also very good, and she ordered her first whopper. She

681
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 6: didn't even really eat meat, but then she opened it

682
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 6: up and then went back to the counter and sent

683
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 6: it back. Tried to send it back because she said

684
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 6: this was overcooked, and I was like, mom, like, they

685
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 6: can't they there's no cooking back.

686
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: You don't understand the steam tray flame.

687
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 6: She's the only person in the history of burger king

688
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 6: who like went back and asked them to and they

689
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 6: did take it, but they gave her this like another one.

690
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like steak and shake. I think those burgers

691
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 2: are good. And I like Raising Canes, which is the

692
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 2: chicken finger company where they give you like a ton

693
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,959
Speaker 2: of stuff. I could I mess with some Raising Canes.

694
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 2: If I'm on a road trip and I see one

695
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 2: of those, I'll go, uh, I'll go clog one of

696
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 2: my orders for that.

697
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 6: You know, you know what is the grossest to me?

698
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 6: And like, truly I got sick for two days eating this.

699
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 6: I again only ate it once when I was like

700
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 6: I was this was like I even remember when it was.

701
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 6: It was two thousand and five and I was with

702
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 6: my friend John and we were really hungover. We'd gone

703
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 6: out so late the night before the best and he

704
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 6: lived around the corner from that KFC on Fourteenth Street.

705
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 6: I mean, everybody knows where that KFC used to be.

706
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 6: It was like a.

707
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 5: Common yes, oh yes, you know.

708
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 6: It was a really pretty, like like dirty KFC.

709
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 5: Yeah. The sidewalk was slippery outside. They were flying so

710
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 5: much food. I'm serious. If it was raining, you'd see

711
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 5: the water beat up on the sidewalk.

712
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 6: It was not a good, well run KFC. But there's

713
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 6: a There was a KFC on fourteenth between second and

714
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 6: Third in New York, and he lived around the corner

715
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 6: from there. He's like, what if we got a bucket

716
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 6: of chicken from KFC because we were really hung over,

717
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 6: And I was like, you know what, that's a great idea,

718
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 6: and we got it and two bites in I was

719
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 6: so repulsed. I don't know what I mean, like whatever

720
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 6: they had on the floors is what was on that chicken?

721
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 6: Because it was so gross. True, I can't even look

722
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 6: at a KFC now. Pope is great chicken, great chicken, and.

723
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 5: Popeye's yes, that's all it's all good and all bad.

724
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to talk about

725
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: this too. Okay, But since we're talking about food happens

726
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: and novelty food, I do want to just tell you

727
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:01,879
Speaker 1: that Lauren Blackburn sent this in that Mark and Spencer's

728
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: Mark and Spencer. I guess which is a I think

729
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: it's from my memory it's a grocery.

730
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's like it's it's I think it's a special.

731
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 6: I thought it was like like a like a sort

732
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 6: of fun gift store in the UK. But no, but

733
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 6: they sell food. They sell food, that's right.

734
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: They here's the Their latest thing is a donut that

735
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: you can get and I called them Mark and Spencer's

736
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: and it's called Marks and Spencer. Sure, they introduced a

737
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: new donut called Santa's Young Nut, and it is I

738
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: will post the photograph of this. It is a so

739
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: it's a crow nut and then painted on the top

740
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: is a is red all around and then like a

741
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 1: belt with a belt buckle. So it's as if taking

742
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: a bite of Santa's crotch. That's a weird move. Finally,

743
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 1: Santa's Young Nut just of course they just did this.

744
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,439
Speaker 6: It's it's it's a British that is the British would

745
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 6: say it's very cheeky, very cheak being very cheeky with that.

746
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: A little bit cocky.

747
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 6: Uh, let's just get.

748
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: Are you ready for another one? Guys? Okay, So this

749
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: is sent in by Shane at Shana Denton. Thank you Shana.

750
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: This was up in the Huffington Post.

751
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 5: Uh heard of it.

752
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: This is just called huff Post.

753
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 6: Uh.

754
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: And this is by Mel Woods. Mel, thank you. This

755
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: is an update. We have talked about Canook the most

756
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 1: famous crow. Yes once once. He previously was famous for

757
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: stealing a knife from a crime scene.

758
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 5: Absolutely, he does a lot of difference.

759
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: Uh. Vancouver's famous knife wielding crow is now a father.

760
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 5: Oh this is Hue.

761
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: This is huge. Kinnuk the Crow welcomed new babies at

762
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: his East Vancouver nest this week, just in time for

763
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: Father's Day. Oh so this is an old Uh. This

764
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: is old. This is from care from June. Just in

765
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,240
Speaker 1: time for Father's Day. Canada's most notorious crow is welcome

766
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 1: some new family members. Kanuk, his partner at Cassier, and

767
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: their new baby birds live in East Vancouver. Sean Bergman,

768
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: who runs social media.

769
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:33,959
Speaker 6: This is too much.

770
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: People have found their calling really under the name Kanook,

771
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: and I said in twenty fifteen that his landlord's son

772
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,959
Speaker 1: helped rehabilitate the blackbird when he fell from a nest. Quote,

773
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,280
Speaker 1: he and I became friends on the day he was released.

774
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: When we met, Bergman told hof Post, he hopped on

775
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: my arm and we've been friends ever since. Kanook made

776
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: international headlines in twenty sixteen for allegedly stealing a knife

777
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: from a crime scene. Kanuck's past exploits include a tackling,

778
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 1: attacking a cyclist, absolutely getting his own art exhibit Exhibit Yeah,

779
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: and going to a bird hospital after a head injury.

780
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: He was voted as Vancouver's unofficial ambassador, besting the likes

781
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: of Michael J. Fox and Seth Rogan by a DBC

782
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: reader's pull in twenty eighteen.

783
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 5: Amazing.

784
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say no one gives a shit about a

785
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 6: bird more than that bird, because no bird has ever

786
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 6: been taken like a pigeon in New York City is

787
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 6: not going to be taken to a bird hospital if

788
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 6: it bumps it.

789
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,439
Speaker 2: That Yes, I'm pretty sure my favorite murderer talked about

790
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,879
Speaker 2: this bird Canuck too. Like I think when we first

791
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 2: talked about this, we got a lot of people being

792
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 2: like it's been covered and.

793
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: It's been covered. Quit talking about stuff.

794
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 2: How carr you wait, wait, don't tell me said it

795
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 2: six years ago?

796
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 5: How Carre you sorry?

797
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: This is new, This is new Kanuck information. Also, I

798
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 1: just want to say, God, damn it. I want to

799
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 1: move to Canada. This is the news that is coming

800
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: out of Canada.

801
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 5: I know it was.

802
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 6: I know when when we were doing the movie, when

803
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 6: we were living in Montreal, Current and I were both

804
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 6: on set for a movie. Uh we every morning was

805
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 6: a joy because you walk past the newspaper and it

806
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 6: was just like delightful stories about the day you while

807
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 6: people back in the US had to just deal with

808
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,240
Speaker 6: the nightmare that is president. It was such a delight

809
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,720
Speaker 6: I mean, I can't think of any of those stories

810
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 6: right now. But if you know, if the breaking news

811
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 6: story is that this bird is a dad, it's things

812
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,879
Speaker 6: are going pretty well. There would say things are things

813
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 6: are being are very delightful.

814
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: It's literally right across the right, across the border, America

815
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: is on fire. And then just in Canada are like, well,

816
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: this bird is a father today, just birds, the crows.

817
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 6: That's so wonderful.

818
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 2: I hitchhiked to college almost every day my senior year,

819
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 2: like they wanted parking passes for the year. We're like

820
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 2: four hundred dollars. I didn't have it, so I would

821
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 2: park at a big y supermarket that was I don't know,

822
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 2: a mile and a half two miles from campus. I

823
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 2: would just start walking and I would thumb it. Sometimes

824
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 2: I would do it from our off campus house, but

825
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 2: I would get I got picked up every single day,

826
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 2: and I would say nine and a half times out

827
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 2: of ten it was a Canadian and a Subaru with

828
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:26,479
Speaker 2: an Ontario license plate, like not different, one different, super

829
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: different Canadians.

830
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 5: A lot of them were tas r PA's or.

831
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 2: Whatever they're called professor's assistants, but they would pull over

832
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 2: and as soon as I saw Canadian license plate, I

833
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 2: felt completely safe.

834
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 5: And I would get in and I would ride. It

835
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 5: was but I'm talking like eighty.

836
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 2: Times ninety times, and like they'd be like, are you

837
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 2: a student at you Mass Ramhurst? And I'd go you Mass,

838
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 2: And then they were like, get in what building? And

839
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 2: I'd be like Thompson and they'd be like, oh, I'm

840
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 2: going nearby and drive me and then we just have

841
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 2: the nicest conversation at nine am, and like didn't it

842
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 2: was amazing nothing.

843
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 5: Beloved. My Canadians so lovely.

844
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 6: They're the best. They're just the most delightful people. I

845
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 6: remember again when I was in Canada, I wanted to

846
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 6: go to this place and I'd asked a stranger how

847
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 6: to get there, and I forget where what it was.

848
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 6: I think it was a restaurant or something, and it

849
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 6: was kind of late, and they told me to be

850
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 6: careful in that area because there was there was a

851
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 6: stabbing there ten years ago.

852
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 5: Watch your back start jogging. Just do a light job

853
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 5: in that neighborhood.

854
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so much. I know, I know, it's gutsy.

855
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 6: It was a stabbing there ten years ago.

856
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: Got to send us home.

857
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Albertina, you own a cat. I've seen you FaceTime

858
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 2: with your cat when you.

859
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 5: Were living in the alley.

860
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 6: Two cats?

861
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 2: Yes, two cats? What are their names or do you

862
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 2: not want to like dox them or something?

863
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 6: I don't want them docks right, No problem, it's a

864
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 6: weird time.

865
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 2: I get it. It is a weird time, so I

866
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 2: did even ask. This was sent in by I think

867
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 2: Katamari or Katamari. Thank you, Kata Black Leopard Malls, Florida

868
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 2: man who paid one hundred and fifty dollars to have

869
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 2: a full contact experience.

870
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 1: It was full contact.

871
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 2: Oh baby, this is so good and Katamari, you know

872
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 2: what I like. A fifty year old man has filed

873
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 2: a lawsuit against a wildlife against wildlife officials after saying

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Speaker 2: he was mauled by a captive black leopard in the

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Speaker 2: Backyard Animal sanctuary.

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Speaker 5: In South Florida.

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Speaker 2: Dwight Turner paid one hundred and fifty dollars for a

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Speaker 2: quote full contact experience with black leopards end quote which

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Speaker 2: allowed him to quote play with it, rub its belly,

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Speaker 2: and take pictures. A report by the Florida Fish and

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Speaker 2: Wildlife Conservation Commission doing great work down there, guys, get

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Speaker 2: those snakes out of the everglades, says The incident happened

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Speaker 2: in August thirty first when Davy uh oh in Davy,

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Speaker 2: which is near Fort Lauderdale. The agency charged the owner

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Speaker 2: with allowing full contact and extremely dangerous animal interaction, and

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Speaker 2: he was cited for maintaining captive wildlife in an unsafe condition.

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Speaker 2: So basically, Turner's now suing the owners and operators of

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Speaker 2: the sanctuary, which is total bullshit. The owner runs a

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Speaker 2: licensed animal sanctuary for rare and dangered species.

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Speaker 5: The man was this is my favorite line. Oh man,

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Speaker 5: what is his name?

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Speaker 2: I gotta look him up because we need to say

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Speaker 2: him by name. Dwight Turner. I mean, you can picture

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Speaker 2: what Dwight. Dwight Turner was attacked as soon as he

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Speaker 2: entered the Leopards enclosure. The injuries were so severe his

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Speaker 2: scalp was hanging from his head and his right ear

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Speaker 2: was torn in half. He required multiple surgeries. He went

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Speaker 2: for the jugglar and took owner's head in its mouth.

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Speaker 2: The ear was pretty much removed, says Steve Lander, Turners

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Speaker 2: and Tory attorney.

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Speaker 5: You cannot sue you. You walked into it.

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Speaker 6: No, no, that an animal is gonna be listen, it's

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Speaker 6: it's always. I don't know who said this, but animals

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Speaker 6: go animal. I mean, like that's like what you have

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Speaker 6: to They're animals.

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Speaker 1: That's what's so crazy.

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Speaker 6: I think I said the same thing about going underwater.

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Speaker 6: We're in their territory where that is your fair game.

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Speaker 6: Once you're in their territory, that's their thing.

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Speaker 1: I hate I hate everyone in this story. I hate

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Speaker 1: this guy who has trapped a cat, a wild animal

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Speaker 1: and is charging people. One hundred and fifty dollars. The

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Speaker 1: guy who is like, I'm gonna pay one hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars for belly rubs with a endangered animal.

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Speaker 6: Truly horrible, but also I'm very surprised. Like, okay, I's

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Speaker 6: just on a planning level here, just like preparation level.

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Speaker 6: What do you know to start small with cats and

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Speaker 6: know that like, most cats don't like belly rubs to

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Speaker 6: begin with, so that should have been off the table.

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Speaker 5: Oh see, I didn't know that. That's good to know.

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Speaker 6: Most most cats don't like belly rubs, So like, just

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Speaker 6: do minor research or encounter for a regular domestic short

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Speaker 6: hair and see how that goes and move.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, very good. Yes, this is a fifty year

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Speaker 2: old man. You cannot sue. If you've been on the planet,

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Speaker 2: if you've lived in Florida for fifty years, you have

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Speaker 2: to know things go sideways instantly all the time, and

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Speaker 2: you can't just walk up to a wild animal like

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Speaker 2: I think this guy. I think it should be a

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Speaker 2: reverse suing. I think that they should free the leopard

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Speaker 2: and give the leopard one hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 5: And close this thing.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, this is such a hell because this

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Speaker 2: also makes Yes, yes, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: We need a lawyer for leopards.

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Speaker 2: I think animals need defense and count counter sue is

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Speaker 2: asked sum for three hundred. See if Dwight turn shows

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Speaker 2: up and trying to rub your belly next time.

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Speaker 5: You, Dwight.

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Speaker 6: Truly like when this whole, the whole Sigfreed and roy

941
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Speaker 6: thing happened, I don't think anybody was like, oh yeah,

942
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Speaker 6: like it was a long time coming. Oh we're backing

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Speaker 6: those tigers.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what was that documentary? Cat Dancers?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Cat Dancers. Have you guys seen cat Dancers? Okay,

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Speaker 5: I think so sprint like something.

947
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Speaker 2: I don't walk to your DVR, to your TVO right now.

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Speaker 2: Cat Dancers is a documentary from two thousand and seven

949
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Speaker 2: about a big They were sort of the B list

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Speaker 2: Sigfried and royd in Vegas. And I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: spoil it for any of our listeners out there. Uh

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Speaker 2: trigger warning, Dwight Turner got off easy. But watch this

953
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Speaker 2: doc if you need a good great quar documentary. Cat

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Speaker 2: Dancers is fantastic watching.

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Speaker 1: I'm in so this was the whole idea of training

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00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 1: wild animals. There is an amazing Doug Stanhope bit. Say

957
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 1: what you will about Doug, but this bit is amazing.

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Speaker 1: It's about when the it's about a closing act and

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00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: it's about that the trainer that was the killer whale

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00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 1: trainer that was killed during a show at Sea World.

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Speaker 1: It is so good that it starts off with He's like,

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Speaker 1: He's like, first off, you're not a killer whale trainer,

963
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: as I'm aware, whales come out fully trained as killer whales.

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00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:35,760
Speaker 1: You are denying a food source to a wild animal

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00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: to make it do flips. You're fucking with a killer whale.

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00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: You are absolutely a whale fucker with her. Oh man.

967
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: But he's like that bit is, honestly, I think, maybe

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00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: one of the best bits of comedy in the entire world.

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00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: I want to continue doing his bit, but I won't

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00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 1: because it's weird. But you guys should go listen to it.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I think it's called the a Killer Closer.

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00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: Look it up.

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00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 6: What what happened to the man? May I ask? Or

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00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 6: will that ruin the whole thing?

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Speaker 1: The oh the trainer, it was a woman, it was

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00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: at okay, and literally the whale. I mean, it's really.

977
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Speaker 5: It's hard, it's in Blackfish right.

978
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, grabbed her by her ponytail, pulled

979
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Speaker 1: her down and then just held her down and chopped

980
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: on her for a while. Oh and in front of no,

981
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 1: in front of the big window that was.

982
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 2: In front of Dwight Turner and his family reunion. They

983
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 2: were there that day and the splash though it got gnarrow.

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00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a dark endig show.

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00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 5: How about this, Let's do a real quick one.

986
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:43,319
Speaker 1: To bring it up, Bring it up, get out of here.

987
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 2: This is from Instagram user Autumn spelled a period you

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00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 2: period t period you you get it?

989
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 5: Thank you Autumn.

990
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 2: World War two veteran reunited with dog tag he lost

991
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 2: seventy years ago. This comes from CBS Boston. Seventy years ago.

992
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 2: What was lost by only been found. Kelmsworth, World War

993
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 2: II veteran has gotten something back he never thought he'd

994
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 2: see again. Bill Ladwell, ninety two years old, lost his

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00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 2: dog tags when he served as a sailor in the

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00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 2: Pacific World War War Two. Thanks to a man with

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00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 2: a metal detector and some amateur sleuthing, Ledwell has the

998
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 2: perfect way to celebrate Veterans Day. Amazing, It's really amazing,

999
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 2: Ledwell says, It brings back so many memories, and that's

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00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 2: what it does. Ledwell lost his dog tags in nineteen

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00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 2: forty seven in Green Cove Springs, Florida, while he was

1002
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 2: moth bawling ships after the war.

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00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 5: They strip them.

1004
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,720
Speaker 2: That's where Frank Haggard Frank Haggard Banana of the Week.

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00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 2: Frank Haggard is a Vietnam veteran who lives in Green

1006
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 2: Cove and he was using his metal detector one day

1007
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 2: at the river at Low Tide Bingo. He found the

1008
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 2: dog tag and found Bill. We sent it on a Friday,

1009
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 2: and he called me on Saturday morning and says, I

1010
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 2: got my dog tags around my neck, back where they belong.

1011
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it could be found, but I knew

1012
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 2: they used metal detectors today and I never suspected this

1013
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 2: is what happened, but it did. He found it in

1014
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Speaker 2: the right river. They're there years of partner age. Bill

1015
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 2: and Frank now share a bond. They're both Navy veterans

1016
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 2: who served in different ways. And for William Rain's Ledwell,

1017
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 2: having his dog tags back makes it that much more special.

1018
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 5: Quote. It's like having part of your life back. That's

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00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 5: what it is.

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Speaker 1: End quote that's very sweet. That is so sweet. And

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00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 1: also again, thank you metal detector peoplesure I'm getting out

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Speaker 1: there and doing it. I love you this. I'm dedicating

1023
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: this whole episode to Metal Detective.

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Speaker 6: Metal Detectors one in a one million chance that you'll

1025
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 6: get to change someone's life with it.

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00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 2: Frank Hagger and Bill Ladwell yep, they bonded Bananas of

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Speaker 2: the Week.

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Speaker 5: Thank you boys, you did great.

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Speaker 1: Thank you albs for coming on. Anything you want to plug?

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Speaker 6: No, who's plugging anything?

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Speaker 1: Right? I'm plugging Twitter want go?

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Speaker 6: Sure you can if you. Thank you so much, but

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Speaker 6: I really don't think I am. And also so if

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Speaker 6: you want election news that's literally on.

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Speaker 1: Hilarious at yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, keep it Sam, thank you so much. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Bananas.

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Speaker 5: Thanks Bananas. This has been an exactly right production, produced

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Speaker 5: and engineered by Katie Levine, theme song by Khan Amani,

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Speaker 5: and all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: So please follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 4: We put their stay put there, but there and there.

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