Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hi guys, Hello, wing on a girl. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: we're doing it. We're doing We're in the studio feeling.
Speaker 1: The heat is working?
Speaker 3: Is it? It is? I feel it.
Speaker 2: I'm sweating a little bit between my legs betwixt your legs.
Speaker 3: That's cause you dirty. I am.
Speaker 2: I did not take a shower this morning, so sorry.
Speaker 2: I ran out the house.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, didn't you shower last night? Yes?
Speaker 3: I did, okay, because I shower before I go to
Speaker 3: bed every night.
Speaker 4: No, not okay, because I feel like I know you, friend,
Speaker 4: and that don't sound like your ministry.
Speaker 1: Wow, Marie, you just be throwing.
Speaker 2: Marie is queen of throw your friend underneath the bus.
Speaker 3: I also drive that bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're you do not Taraji p hens in me
Speaker 2: at all?
Speaker 1: Sis.
Speaker 4: If we win, we're at the Golden Globes, I will
Speaker 4: Taraji the pea out of your headsen, okay, when.
Speaker 3: I'll oh about yeah that's my friend.
Speaker 4: I took my shoe off and throw it like and
Speaker 4: then I'll go get it because you know, so three
Speaker 4: thousand dollars shoe.
Speaker 3: But I'll go get it.
Speaker 2: But yes, yes, says what you need to Taraji. When
Speaker 2: me and when I'm at my low too. You can't
Speaker 2: just wait until the to the top moment. That's not fair.
Speaker 2: That's not a ride or die.
Speaker 3: I mean it's ride, it's not at all.
Speaker 2: I text you when you were talking about the stalker.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'll come through.
Speaker 3: Let me know. I said, Hey, what are you gonna
Speaker 3: do for me? Be loud. You're gonna be a shield sending.
Speaker 3: Everybody's too thin to stop it.
Speaker 1: Go be loud.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell everybody. I'm gonna go live.
Speaker 4: If a stalker is coming at me, I'm gonna have
Speaker 4: to save you from saving me from the stalker.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's gonna go live. The followers will
Speaker 3: save us.
Speaker 4: No, the father's gonna be like, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 4: are those the shoes that you were to get murdered me?
Speaker 3: I don't. I'm not ready. H So, sid, what were
Speaker 3: you an expert in this week?
Speaker 2: I'm an expert, and I think it's time to let
Speaker 2: some friends go.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's time to let them go.
Speaker 2: It's so hot, du say goodbye. Listen to I have
Speaker 2: to pour out a little bit of pelgrino for some
Speaker 2: of these folks. It's just like you move up like you.
Speaker 2: It happens like you the separation. You're just like, I
Speaker 2: feel like we have nothing in comedy anymore. I'm super sober.
Speaker 2: I'm going out of my way to keep up with
Speaker 2: these people and their lifestyle, and it's just like it's
Speaker 2: not conducive.
Speaker 1: To me being on the top.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm going to be at the top, and
Speaker 2: I just can't have this refrafh around.
Speaker 3: It's just refra First.
Speaker 4: Of all, you hit us with conducive and refract all
Speaker 4: in the same sentence.
Speaker 3: Here for it, I am exhausted, mind you You just
Speaker 3: do that in there because you wanted me to add
Speaker 3: that word to the list. Yeah, I'm not adding that.
Speaker 2: But it's like I had so many friends before I
Speaker 2: started comedy. I had so many and it's just like
Speaker 2: everything is dwindling down to the very very last.
Speaker 4: Because of comedy, or because of your sobriety, or because
Speaker 4: you're getting older and you don't have time to waste time.
Speaker 3: All three, all three, but especially sobriety.
Speaker 2: I think that I wrote a post on Instagram saying
Speaker 2: that for the month of Novae, if you really want
Speaker 2: to hang out with me, you can't drink around me.
Speaker 3: For the month of November.
Speaker 2: And you know, I think I think a lot of
Speaker 2: people hit me up, but it was also people who
Speaker 2: don't drink.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like Sidney, me and Carolina are down to
Speaker 4: do that. Sydney was like, you don't really drink around me.
Speaker 4: I'm like, sis, only if the drinks are free. But like,
Speaker 4: I'm not somebody. I'm not a big drinker.
Speaker 2: No, you'll have one or two drinks and then you'll
Speaker 2: just hold a drink and make it sw Yeah, You're have.
Speaker 4: A long train ride home, okay, because I'm not jumping
Speaker 4: into uber pool. You're not you duzzling drinks and then
Speaker 4: getting on the train.
Speaker 1: Lane.
Speaker 2: You're so good, you always get on the train. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter what time of night it is.
Speaker 4: In a storm, okay, in a hailstorm, I click my
Speaker 4: heels together and walk to the train.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I just have to I just need to let
Speaker 2: these people go and just realize it's okay. It's okay
Speaker 2: to not have them in my life anymore. I totally
Speaker 2: truly miss them, and I miss not having enough friends
Speaker 2: outside of comedy that I could just like vent to
Speaker 2: or just listen to their problems.
Speaker 3: It's okay, it's okay. I just make new friends. I mean,
Speaker 3: do you want to listen to people's problems? Yeah, to
Speaker 3: make me remind myself, like, shit, ain't that bad? I
Speaker 3: mean it could always be worse. You know, it could
Speaker 3: always be worse.
Speaker 2: It is, but I'm you know, I'm glad with I
Speaker 2: have this list of like who I'm letting go? Anybody,
Speaker 2: anybody who don't give me no like black hand emoji
Speaker 2: claps on my on my answer you.
Speaker 4: I only use the black emojis so much so that
Speaker 4: like when somebody sends me a white one, I'm like,
Speaker 4: who text to me right now?
Speaker 2: If I've ever posted some good news and you haven't wrote,
Speaker 2: congrats you on that list?
Speaker 4: If you text me HBD on my birthday, I'm HBD.
Speaker 1: You can't Happy birthday.
Speaker 3: Nope, not out, not the whole thing. HBD. That's three words.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday is two words. It's so lazy. I mean,
Speaker 3: I deserve more. Okay, Well what about you? Marine? Am
Speaker 3: I am?
Speaker 4: I still gonna be on the list with the Taraji
Speaker 4: p Henson energy.
Speaker 3: Orna by y'all. Well, since Sydney just broke the fourth wall,
Speaker 3: so sorry, what was I.
Speaker 4: An expert in this week? I don't know, oh, just
Speaker 4: bettering myself.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you know I.
Speaker 4: Started taking another acting class because she's trying to book
Speaker 4: something for pilot season next year and so that we
Speaker 4: can go to the Globes and uh, you know, I
Speaker 4: have this acting class.
Speaker 3: I walked in. It was all women in the class,
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, look at all of us women.
Speaker 3: I was the only black girl, but still it was
Speaker 3: all women. Uh.
Speaker 4: And then this guy came in and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: is this somebody's boyfriend. He's an actor, he's in the class.
Speaker 3: He's giving me like a young who is the basketball player?
Speaker 4: I mean the football player on the Giants that is
Speaker 4: like kind of Dominican Okay, nobody knows.
Speaker 3: He's like he's I feel like his name is Aaron. No,
Speaker 3: not Aaron. That dude killed himself. Uh my god, Mary,
Speaker 3: I can't remember what his name is. He was. I
Speaker 3: feel like he was he's dating Karuchi. Who's Cruci dating
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 1: Oh? Vince?
Speaker 3: Something? Is it? Is it fence? Somebody googled this? Also,
Speaker 3: I don't know how to spell Crucci. But anyway, the
Speaker 3: guy came in.
Speaker 4: He kind of looked like that, and I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 4: welcome and seen.
Speaker 3: Victor Cruz cruise. Did you look it up? You know,
Speaker 3: I know who he was.
Speaker 2: Because he ain't ship so I knew. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I know all the ancient.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that guy, the guy that came in that into
Speaker 4: my acting class. He kind of looked like him.
Speaker 3: Okay, work. So he's tall, had body, he was tall,
Speaker 3: hit body. He was darker skin than Victor.
Speaker 4: And you know his acting was like like my potential,
Speaker 4: he has potential for growth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could be in the.
Speaker 3: Gym with him.
Speaker 1: You could be shooting in the gym with him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was tall, he had a nice body. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I don't remember what I was talking why I bought.
Speaker 3: Him up, But he's in my class. Attractive man is
Speaker 3: in my class. I thought you said it was all
Speaker 3: women though, right, But he's in the class, and I'm like.
Speaker 4: I am So was I an expert in anything this week?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Not really, No better than yourself.
Speaker 2: You're paying for an acting class list expensive to do
Speaker 2: what we do. It is because it's a lot of
Speaker 2: just investing in ourselves.
Speaker 4: Right, because we're not really making money yet. No, we're
Speaker 4: not spend a lot of money to make money.
Speaker 3: Should I strip? Should I join? Like the Players Club.
Speaker 4: Well for your birthday, you damn near just past sick. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there was like a layer of glitter though, sis, because
Speaker 4: I'm Christian.
Speaker 2: Your your outfit was like the outfit they have on
Speaker 2: before they get on the pole, you know, when they
Speaker 2: walk around to like see clients, Like yes, when it's
Speaker 2: like some literal sheer robe situation, it's.
Speaker 3: Like, hey, Donald, how's your wife doing that? Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: what you have my butt.
Speaker 2: I'm like ooh, And then you try to like put
Speaker 2: your clothes together, like, oh, I don't want you to
Speaker 2: see anything, but it's like.
Speaker 3: Bitch, we can see all your nipples.
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, I'm trying to better my body the
Speaker 4: best way that I can, and that's going to the gym.
Speaker 4: And uh, do you know what a pistol squad is? No,
Speaker 4: it's okay, the guest knows. Okay, let's just go ahead
Speaker 4: and bring the guests in because he knows what.
Speaker 3: It's like.
Speaker 4: A one legged squad situation. It's very you know, you
Speaker 4: gotta have a good corner, good good thighs.
Speaker 3: So it sounds like a flamingo situation.
Speaker 4: Yes, if flamingos had nice legs, you know, they got.
Speaker 3: Them like needle legs. Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2: It's basically most of the men in New York City
Speaker 2: they have flamingo legs because they don't do leg day.
Speaker 3: They only do upper body. It's trash.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tragic moment of silence for all the men who
Speaker 4: don't do leg day.
Speaker 2: All right, But speaking of somebody who does do leg
Speaker 2: day on a rag our guests, la la, We're so
Speaker 2: lucky I have blessed this guess.
Speaker 3: He's a great comedian, he's a great performer, and he's blonde.
Speaker 3: Now so blonde.
Speaker 2: You're always switching it up and I love that. Keep
Speaker 2: me on my souls, Daddy, give it up for our
Speaker 2: wedding expert, Dave Mazzoni.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, I'm thrilled to be here. And you know
Speaker 1: what a misol squad is. I do know what a
Speaker 1: pistol squad is. It's hard.
Speaker 3: I know, I did them yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's like you don't move your you you hold one
Speaker 1: leg out and you go all the way down and
Speaker 1: all the way back up on on that other leg,
Speaker 1: so you are solely using one leg to lift your
Speaker 1: whole body weight back up.
Speaker 4: The city doesn't see what we're talking about. IM gonna
Speaker 4: do I'm ana demonstrated for you.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1: This is okay, yeah, this is It's like we've been
Speaker 1: doing that on a dick too.
Speaker 3: I can already tell you'd be doing that on the d.
Speaker 1: The dicks. That is certainly a move that you could
Speaker 1: pull out. It's tough. That's like what people do on
Speaker 1: Instagram when they're like flexing about how much they work out.
Speaker 3: Like all those thoughts and the way down and come
Speaker 3: all the way back up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can make they make it happen. Sometimes it's tough.
Speaker 3: You did that Instagram.
Speaker 4: Those Instagram fitness chicks make money though, Oh absolutely, Like
Speaker 4: they were in Forbes last year for the City's gonna
Speaker 4: try to do a No, that's not your leg has
Speaker 4: to be out, yes, now do.
Speaker 1: It now and uh see its real easy. But back up,
Speaker 1: tough is tough.
Speaker 2: Was hell you did healed boot that was traveling back y'all.
Speaker 3: It's just for the people in the studio everyone.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, well, you both went for it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the effort that counts trying.
Speaker 3: Dave, I feel like I don't really know that much
Speaker 3: about you. Yeah, so talk to us. Where are you from?
Speaker 1: Let's see, I am from Rhode Island.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, and you don't give me Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: By no, I dropped. I had an accent really bad
Speaker 1: when I moved to the city. I went to n
Speaker 1: y U and when I got there, it was like
Speaker 1: one of the only Yeah, let me just drop that. Casually.
Speaker 1: I could have bought a house, but I went to
Speaker 1: theater school instead. I could have put a car in
Speaker 1: the garage in that house probably as well. Yes, nine dollars,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, a year, so much. And they didn't give
Speaker 1: me a dime because of how white I am.
Speaker 3: I mean, did you tell them on the application that
Speaker 3: you were gave No?
Speaker 1: You know, at the time, I was still in full denial,
Speaker 1: which in retrospect was a huge mistake. But also I
Speaker 1: mean I was going in and auditioning for the theater program,
Speaker 1: so I don't know they knew.
Speaker 3: They definitely knew.
Speaker 1: I mean like I graduated from Tissue with a degree
Speaker 1: in drama, but certainly minored with a degree in dick sucking.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you put the dick on the table.
Speaker 1: It's on the table.
Speaker 3: Is there a proper technique to suck a dick?
Speaker 4: Is there anything that the listeners maybe are listening to
Speaker 4: that they don't know that they should be doing.
Speaker 3: This is going off the rails real early.
Speaker 1: I love it. We're going to go in there. You no,
Speaker 1: I'm with it. So here's my thing on sucking dick.
Speaker 1: And my boyfriend and I were talking about this the
Speaker 1: other night, got his hand on his thigh off.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's got some.
Speaker 1: Wisdom on the dick sucking.
Speaker 3: Teach the children.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like it depends on whether or
Speaker 1: not you're dealing with a circumcised dick or an uncircumcised
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about the turtleneck dicks.
Speaker 1: Listen, Circumcised dicks are mutilated. I I was circumcised as
Speaker 1: a child, and you lose sensitivity in your penis, that's
Speaker 1: what people always say, But it's you. Dick still feels.
Speaker 1: It still works, it still works. But like when you
Speaker 1: have foreskin, you're the tip of your penis is only
Speaker 1: happening when it's happening, But when you're when you're cut,
Speaker 1: it's like the tip of your penis is constantly touching everything.
Speaker 2: So it's because it's it's just it's just rushing against everything.
Speaker 1: Fabric your genes, like it's constantly just out there. So
Speaker 1: these little touches like like you just you don't feel that.
Speaker 3: So we need to have more uncircumcised men.
Speaker 1: So I'm saying yes, I'm saying so in regards as
Speaker 1: it pertains to dick sucking. Right, Uh, if the man
Speaker 1: is circumcised, then I would say the it's about as
Speaker 1: much time you spend off the dick as you spend
Speaker 1: on the dick. The contrast between the.
Speaker 2: Contrast, you better give us some vocab Second, I mean,
Speaker 2: this is like one of the only things I feel
Speaker 2: quality to get academic on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was part of my miner. Oh my god. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's like the temperature change between being hot on the
Speaker 1: dick and cold off the dick, like increases stimulation. I
Speaker 1: would say personally for someone who's circumcised, someone who's uncircumcised,
Speaker 1: just go for just have fun. They are gonna blow.
Speaker 3: No, there's no rules.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no rules with them, there's no don't be afraid,
Speaker 1: but make sure it's clean, you know, like a man,
Speaker 1: a man who takes care of himself. I'm all for it,
Speaker 1: but like, if not, I'm not going down there like
Speaker 1: I have. I'm absolutely fine to say.
Speaker 3: No, ladies, have you some standards. If you see some
Speaker 3: lint at the tip, girl runs, it ain't the for you.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: If the dicks start looking like like underneath the couch
Speaker 2: and whatnot, just dusty and like a skittle from like
Speaker 2: twenty and fifteen, like, no, that's not the dick for yous.
Speaker 1: No it's not the one. I agree, back, get out
Speaker 1: of there, call the uber. But I would get on
Speaker 1: the train.
Speaker 2: Ready to eat the skittle though, because the more little flavors.
Speaker 1: Taste.
Speaker 3: What if it was a purple skin, would you eat
Speaker 3: a purple skin? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, but if it was if it was a
Speaker 2: red skittle, absolutely that's what they want.
Speaker 3: It's not really red, though, it's a yellow one that
Speaker 3: turned red because he's been in there.
Speaker 1: So look at you.
Speaker 6: You maybe had one of them skittles too, bit science,
Speaker 6: you're making me want skills.
Speaker 3: Let's get back to where we were.
Speaker 1: Well, so, anyway, I think we were talking about weddings.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we were talking.
Speaker 3: About Tish, right, because I wanted to get to know you.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, when to Tish, it was really great. I
Speaker 1: moved from Hode Island. I described Rhode Island to people
Speaker 1: as like a combination of New Jersey and Boston.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly what it is, because it's like, you
Speaker 2: guys should have more manners, but you don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like it's a bunch of Irish people and a
Speaker 1: bunch of Italians and like everyone has in common that
Speaker 1: they are over drinkers, but like, I don't know, it's like, uh, Boston,
Speaker 1: Lenk's in there, And I really, to be honest, the
Speaker 1: Boston crowds not from me. Everyone in Rhode Island when
Speaker 1: they're looking for colleges that they're looking to get out
Speaker 1: of the out of where they grew up, everyone goes
Speaker 1: to Boston. And I went there once and was like,
Speaker 1: this is not from me.
Speaker 3: It's homogenized.
Speaker 1: It's just it's absolutely one. It's homogenizes the perfect word
Speaker 1: for like it is.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that word.
Speaker 1: All the same, they say that like New York city
Speaker 1: of the world and Boston is a city of bost Stonians,
Speaker 1: and it's like you either you either are Boston or
Speaker 1: you're not. You're either at Fenway Park with your significant
Speaker 1: other in Red Sox teas and having genuine fun it seems,
Speaker 1: it seems or you're in another city. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just not doable for me.
Speaker 3: Baseball is so boring too.
Speaker 1: I can you know I have to care all of
Speaker 1: a sudden about baseball because my cousin started playing Major
Speaker 1: League Baseball for the Toronto Blue Jays.
Speaker 3: So okay, So I'm like, black girls.
Speaker 1: Are Honestly, he's so cute. He's twenty five years old.
Speaker 1: He's been like hustling for.
Speaker 3: This soul, like one year younger than me.
Speaker 1: When you're older than me, it's tough for them though,
Speaker 1: because like being a we often would relate, like at
Speaker 1: fexsgaming when we would get together, and I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, we're both chasing dreams out here, like what
Speaker 1: you're trying to do, what I'm trying to do. You know,
Speaker 1: while they are very different, they're both like one in
Speaker 1: a million chances and you really got to give your
Speaker 1: all to it. You know. He didn't go to college.
Speaker 1: He went straight to play Triple A baseball. They bust
Speaker 1: them around, They pay them like one hundred dollars a game,
Speaker 1: like it's chicken shit gigs. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Wait, so he he just and he just went pro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he got the call maybe two months ago.
Speaker 1: So the season has ended, I believe, or it's very
Speaker 1: close to ending. But he got you know, to be honest,
Speaker 1: thanksgivings about to happen. Better believe I'm going to get
Speaker 1: the tea on that report. We might need investors. I
Speaker 1: got some projects going on. Gave me show right, all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I got I've got somebody who might
Speaker 1: have some serious cash flow. You need to investor, honey,
Speaker 1: Yes I do. And he's he's a great kid. But
Speaker 1: like now, all of a sudden, I got to figure
Speaker 1: out baseball. It's just it goes on for a long time,
Speaker 1: but you know what is fun. It just feel like
Speaker 1: it never ends them to get like wasted though for
Speaker 1: these people, or to eat like the food at Yankee Stadium,
Speaker 1: which is the most recent game that I went to,
Speaker 1: is lit.
Speaker 3: It is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially when you pay for it, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I mean they got rice there, they have sushi, they
Speaker 1: have sushi, they got a sushi state. I did not
Speaker 1: order it.
Speaker 4: I absolutely absolutely poisoning wrapped in seaweed.
Speaker 1: I mean it's an for me, but and it's also
Speaker 1: like for like a California. Role, it's like twenty one dollars.
Speaker 1: It's a nice trash. It's trash. We're not doing this.
Speaker 2: It's for people who never had sushi before, and they're like,
Speaker 2: they're like, you gotta have this fish.
Speaker 1: It's cold, it's I definitely went for like the bucket
Speaker 1: of chicken fingers.
Speaker 3: It was like, there's a bucket.
Speaker 1: Of ye at the bottom of tater tots. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's expensive. It's like for forty nine dollars.
Speaker 3: At the bottom of tater tots. Yeah, it's cute.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I had that and like a stella the size
Speaker 1: of a gallon of milk. I just like went and
Speaker 1: sat down and was like, all right, baseball, here we go.
Speaker 3: Here's baseball. Well that's nice.
Speaker 4: So you mentioned your boyfriend. Yeah, how long have you
Speaker 4: guys been together.
Speaker 1: We've been together for just over three years. Wow, it's
Speaker 1: he's my first boyfriend. I waited a long time. I
Speaker 1: gave everyone the run around.
Speaker 3: You're like, I'll get back to you. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I'm not seeing boyfriends right now.
Speaker 1: I just came out late later in life, and so like, uh,
Speaker 1: I would say, nineteen twenty, okay, nineteen I came out
Speaker 1: twenty I was like, I've accepted this. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: a hoe Okay.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, and it's funny because a lot of the
Speaker 1: people that I actually like start experimenting with, like at
Speaker 1: a very young age, I'm actually like really close friends
Speaker 1: with now.
Speaker 2: I feel like you could do that in the gay community,
Speaker 2: like just keep it all in the family and then
Speaker 2: still keep up. And it's just like straights. It's like
Speaker 2: if we fu I don't want to see you ever again.
Speaker 2: You need to just disappear. You should be dead.
Speaker 1: Yes, we just get burned. I think it's a little
Speaker 1: bit more like because n Y you were so like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we're all here. It's like going away
Speaker 1: to camp, but you don't have to find like the
Speaker 1: gay camper. Everyone's gay, so it's just like who's dorm
Speaker 1: we going to tonight? How are we gonna pair off?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: But you learn a lot about what you like and
Speaker 1: what you don't like, and also like it brings you
Speaker 1: you know, sex is a component of it, but also
Speaker 1: you just spending time with those people. And a lot
Speaker 1: of my sisters that I still am very close with,
Speaker 1: I met just like thinking they were going to be
Speaker 1: my boyfriend.
Speaker 2: When you said sisters, you meant I mean who I
Speaker 2: hooked up with who are not my romantic interests.
Speaker 3: That's what you call them. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean SIS is like definitely like y'all thing,
Speaker 1: thank you, Yeah, meeting on this podcast. I love the
Speaker 1: the like sister vibe, but also like in the gay community,
Speaker 1: like SIS is like somebody who you've been through it with,
Speaker 1: who at least like knows what's up.
Speaker 3: We've definitely been through it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sis.
Speaker 3: But anyway, so where did you meet your boyfriend?
Speaker 1: We met through friend. We were watching RuPaul's drag Race.
Speaker 1: I ever heard of it? Yeah, it's a big part
Speaker 1: of the Gay super Bowl.
Speaker 3: Honestly, what were what were y'all watching before drag Race?
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't know, Like.
Speaker 3: I can't remember definitely watching The L Word. That shit
Speaker 3: was tired.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't watch The L Word.
Speaker 3: I tried to watch an episode of that and I
Speaker 3: was like, it's so old.
Speaker 1: I feel like, but it was.
Speaker 2: Old when they were when it was going on, it
Speaker 2: was like, damn, they can get a young but something.
Speaker 4: They're all established gays like that does not How gay
Speaker 4: were you don't just came out a lawyer, Like, well,
Speaker 4: I feel like lesbians do it different.
Speaker 3: Who knows, Maybe I'll.
Speaker 1: Really be waiting for like the true to life slay
Speaker 1: lesbian sitcom, Like where is it? Well, maybe it was.
Speaker 1: Was it the Allan Show?
Speaker 2: No, because that's not everybody's snared it story?
Speaker 3: What about Was she gay on that show?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Actually I don't think so. She was like she came
Speaker 1: out after she was.
Speaker 3: Right, but like, how many seasons into the Allen Show
Speaker 3: is it? Yeah? It was all for like nine seasons
Speaker 3: and then she was like, I guess I'm gay.
Speaker 1: That was the whole ye I'm gay thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she Yeah, it was on she was the
Speaker 3: cover of Time magazine. See I'll be reading but she's
Speaker 3: still twenty four. Yeah, but I got Time magazine for
Speaker 3: kids or is that after your time?
Speaker 1: Wow? But yeah, we met. So we were watching drag
Speaker 1: Race and he had done a show. He was a
Speaker 1: performer for a while, and he'd done a show with
Speaker 1: one of my friends who I went to school with,
Speaker 1: and so we just met that night and kind of
Speaker 1: like chilled, and then I kept bumping into him at parties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's snowballed, like really slowly, really organically. We went to
Speaker 1: this one party called Pretty Ugly, which is in like
Speaker 1: Hell's kitchen, kind of like a underground It's at the
Speaker 1: place where they do Queen of the Night, which is
Speaker 1: like a almost like a sleep no more like interactive
Speaker 1: theater experience at dinner. That's it's cool. And so we
Speaker 1: were down there and we hooked up that one night,
Speaker 1: and that was like when I started to like, you know,
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm actually very into this, Like we're
Speaker 1: not only are we compatible, you know, just conversationally, but
Speaker 1: also there was like sexual compatibility.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we just started hanging out more and more and
Speaker 1: then it's.
Speaker 3: Pretty cute to your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: He's cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 1: You know. He he's been through a lot. His mother
Speaker 1: passed away, he's he's been he's had a whole different
Speaker 1: set of life experiences, and I have like completely different
Speaker 1: I'd consider like the way I grew up in Rhode
Speaker 1: Island comparatively to you know, all the people I've met
Speaker 1: in my life so far. Pretty nuclear, pretty basic. You know, mom, dad,
Speaker 1: I have a younger sister.
Speaker 3: You had a dog?
Speaker 1: What my dad actually breeds dogs? Wow? My dad? So
Speaker 1: my dad's a firefighter. He was on the fight department
Speaker 1: for twenty Its.
Speaker 3: Sounds so Boston. This sounds so straight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my dad's a he's a he's a fireman.
Speaker 3: He's a I don't know how to say it. In
Speaker 3: an accident that wasn't in the dead. You know, you're
Speaker 3: giving me the family guy vibes right now. Now you're
Speaker 3: trying to do the pad.
Speaker 1: It is very family guy. Family Guy takes place in
Speaker 1: Rhode Island.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was doing it. I was right on the nose.
Speaker 1: You weren't off, you weren't not not correct.
Speaker 3: You weren't on, but you weren't off the car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad will say I love he goes Dave.
Speaker 1: I made this chicken this morning, the cast iron frying pan.
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable with lemon thyme was unbelievable. Mother,
Speaker 1: and I love it. They're in they're in Florida right now, Florida.
Speaker 3: I love the accent. So you lost it in school?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god. They wrecked me. Like day one.
Speaker 1: They were like what they were like say that again,
Speaker 1: like and I was like I was like what, Like
Speaker 1: I'd be like park and they'd be like park pack,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just like wide open. And also the Owes,
Speaker 1: it'd be like I'd be like in the draw, like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, can you get my notebook? It's in the draw.
Speaker 1: The draw, the draw, And just very quickly I was like,
Speaker 1: this is not a cute bit. I don't want to
Speaker 1: keep repeating this myself. I am not a seal, Like no,
Speaker 1: I'm just like throwing me fish every time. So I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I gotta knock this. And also
Speaker 1: anyone you like we did while it was drama school
Speaker 1: is interesting and actors teaching other actors to act is
Speaker 1: and that was what I was interested when you said
Speaker 1: you took an acting class. It's like something I I
Speaker 1: definitely should do again, like it's been a little while
Speaker 1: and I want to like sharpen my skills. But also
Speaker 1: I like spent so much money and so much time
Speaker 1: in acting school that I'm like, I just feel like
Speaker 1: they don't deserve anymore of my money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you you did like the basics of acting,
Speaker 2: so it's kind of like these classes is for I
Speaker 2: don't know, comedians that are also doing acting right and.
Speaker 1: Like trying to slagh sides.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just trying to memorize looked for the
Speaker 4: pilot or whatever. Now, did you go to school with
Speaker 4: the marvelous Miss Maisel?
Speaker 1: Yes? I did.
Speaker 3: Was she the same year as you?
Speaker 1: Rachel was the same year as us? Yep? She She
Speaker 1: and I actually didn't cross over too too much at school.
Speaker 1: It was like when we graduated that she kind of
Speaker 1: our like friend group started to intersect. She seems so
Speaker 1: much older.
Speaker 3: I feel like then, like you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's She's definitely like I mean, especially on camera too.
Speaker 1: It might just be like the time period that her
Speaker 1: show is set and we just like imagine her.
Speaker 4: No, because I remember her from what's the Kevin Spacey
Speaker 4: House of Cards? I remember her from that and I
Speaker 4: felt like she was old. She felt older to me
Speaker 4: in that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she I was with her speaking of
Speaker 1: learning sides, like she was at our apartment with you.
Speaker 1: You were telling me about my roommate Carly drilling these
Speaker 1: sides from marvelous Miss Mazel. I remember the day, like
Speaker 1: we were like chilling and she was like downstairs and like, look,
Speaker 1: you were kind of like was she really here to
Speaker 1: like she gonna drill the sides in the living room? Shore,
Speaker 1: we go upstairs, Like I guess she's like commander with
Speaker 1: the space, but.
Speaker 3: She took over the space. But yeah, got a downstairs
Speaker 3: in and upstairs for now me.
Speaker 1: So I was like, uh, anyway, I watched her to
Speaker 1: run her sides, and I was like, Wow, this girl
Speaker 1: has got it, Like she knows her lines, is drilling
Speaker 1: them so hard, trying to make choices so nervous, like
Speaker 1: up till three in the morning.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, And she got it and she booked
Speaker 4: it and she got a golden globe out of it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, am I mean it's unbelievable, like and
Speaker 1: and she really is like just a regular ass check.
Speaker 3: I'm so jealous.
Speaker 1: She does not have like parents that gave her any
Speaker 1: fancy in into this. She's She's not like Lively. She
Speaker 1: is just she is an inspiration. I think that she.
Speaker 1: I watched her put the work in and to see
Speaker 1: it pay off was it made me feel good. It
Speaker 1: made me feel like, Okay, you can just really go
Speaker 1: for it and like really really try and do it
Speaker 1: and do it all right. Well, I'm gonna learn my side.
Speaker 4: In the living room, but I got to find it
Speaker 4: upstairs and downstairs to do it.
Speaker 1: We have a duplex in Harlem. It's cute.
Speaker 4: We'll be there there.
Speaker 1: That's the thing is that we like it up there,
Speaker 1: but like, well, we'd settle for a one bedroom like
Speaker 1: in Chelsea.
Speaker 4: To be honest, I mean honestly, that's settling with a.
Speaker 3: Lot of people. New York. It's totally fine.
Speaker 1: And what we do it's fully about settling.
Speaker 2: That's our tagline New York City, where you settled.
Speaker 3: But let's talk about settling with love.
Speaker 4: Because you're our wedding expert, right, So what is a
Speaker 4: like what's a good wedding that you've been to that
Speaker 4: you walked in and you were like.
Speaker 1: I think a good wedding is money?
Speaker 3: Where where?
Speaker 1: So, like I said, I'm from Rhode Island. So they're
Speaker 1: in Newport, which is like one of the things.
Speaker 3: First of all, it's the Creme de la creme Okay Island.
Speaker 2: I went there. Language there's there's the marina. It's literally
Speaker 2: just boats. It's it's stunning. It's so much money, and
Speaker 2: it's people who are just like they don't care that
Speaker 2: I want to go. I was in a hotel and
Speaker 2: there was a shuttle and the shuttle was the Mercedes
Speaker 2: Bins and it was the oldest white man ever who
Speaker 2: was driving.
Speaker 3: That's well, white man, is your server?
Speaker 1: That sounds like island. Yeah, that's some old white money
Speaker 1: down there. I mean those some of those estates, that's
Speaker 1: where a lot of the weddings happen is. They'll like
Speaker 1: rent one of the mansions. There's lots of like there.
Speaker 1: A lot of them are for private events, not like
Speaker 1: nobody lives there. It's just kind of like people rented
Speaker 1: out for literally weddings, like like sixty grand to one
Speaker 1: hundred grand for the space.
Speaker 4: Then I gotta send out invites. Then I gotta get
Speaker 4: the some cute flowers. I gotta buy the damn dress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was one at It's called I was gonna
Speaker 1: say Roseland, but that's not right. That was It's called
Speaker 1: the Rose Cliff. It is just a mansion in Newport
Speaker 1: and I went there for a wedding recently and it
Speaker 1: was everything. But it's also like, I think the space
Speaker 1: sets the tone. But when you blow your money on
Speaker 1: the space, I mean we can't have like a chicken finger.
Speaker 3: So yeah, what I'm eating I want I want steak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I also love that when there's a live band.
Speaker 1: I think that that's.
Speaker 3: Fun, oh for a DJ.
Speaker 1: I mean I like when there's a live band that
Speaker 1: like it's happening while the party's going, and then like
Speaker 1: as soon as like they have their first dance, then
Speaker 1: we kind of move into like DJ play songs we know, yes,
Speaker 1: but like I can't do like Usher and like like
Speaker 1: Pharrell happy No all night.
Speaker 2: I went to a wedding with a live band and
Speaker 2: the live band was so tired you could tell they
Speaker 2: were not paid properly fatigue. They were looking at their
Speaker 2: watches the whole like, bitch, we are not going over.
Speaker 1: A minute over there.
Speaker 2: So we are leaving exactly at freaking ten o'clock.
Speaker 3: I'm not playing no games with.
Speaker 1: You, no, And they're always like, we'll be right back, guys,
Speaker 1: We're going to take a quick five. And then you
Speaker 1: see them like wipe the smile off their faces, like
Speaker 1: go find a plate to eat.
Speaker 3: Ye were smoking cigarettes by the fountain and then they.
Speaker 2: Look at the food and they're like this is what
Speaker 2: they got you? No, what are they not paying us?
Speaker 3: Right? And I will order the seven.
Speaker 1: So I think at that I went to a wedding,
Speaker 1: I was like not at that Rosecliff mansion. It was like,
Speaker 1: you know a little bit smaller, and there was like
Speaker 1: a giant sculpture of like bread. It was like, you know,
Speaker 1: it was actually really funny, like it was a great
Speaker 1: friend's wedding, but we just like I couldn't believe in
Speaker 1: the back corner of the thing there was like cheese everywhere,
Speaker 1: and that's just like a huge statue of like baguettes
Speaker 1: kind of like like like.
Speaker 3: But like sculpture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was like baguettes and like different kinds
Speaker 1: of like rye bread.
Speaker 3: So bored, it's like, just put the bread. I don't
Speaker 3: want to see bread.
Speaker 1: And I was like, who's cutting this bread sculpture to?
Speaker 1: Like you it were supposed to use this for the cheese.
Speaker 1: Can I use this to eat the cheese? I don't
Speaker 1: want to destroy your wedding bread sculpture.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're so your weight, you're all about the space.
Speaker 2: I'm going to walk in and feel like, okay, we
Speaker 2: add a wedding.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. I also like when you come in and there's
Speaker 1: like a little sort of table with cards where you like, yes,
Speaker 1: go get your little car. You see where your your
Speaker 1: seat is? Also, I love assigned seats.
Speaker 4: How do you feel about skipping, like people going, well,
Speaker 4: I guess I'll just sit at your table.
Speaker 3: You got an extra check?
Speaker 2: No, they set the tables up specifically. They're like, well,
Speaker 2: this is a family, this is my single friends.
Speaker 3: These are the.
Speaker 4: Friends that to get married. You know, people always come
Speaker 4: to a wedding. They didn't RSVP too.
Speaker 3: Like there's always like at least I want.
Speaker 4: To say three people who at least they're like, didn't
Speaker 4: rs VP, but they just assumed that you knew they
Speaker 4: was coming.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you can't do that.
Speaker 2: First of all, that's number one if you don't r
Speaker 2: s VP, and they will harass you like are you.
Speaker 3: Coming or not? I'm playing for a place. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is this is not I've.
Speaker 4: Seen it, Like my family members have done that, like, hey,
Speaker 4: that's a relation ship.
Speaker 3: They're not paying for the plates, Like, Poppy, did you
Speaker 3: r VP? That's why you can't find your name in
Speaker 3: these cars?
Speaker 1: Well you know, And I'm like, yeah, no, there's gonna
Speaker 1: be a bouncer at my wedding if you didn't r VP.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you out. They're not on the list. Honey,
Speaker 1: you can't do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not like family style. You pick up
Speaker 2: stuff like there's a sign slates.
Speaker 1: I wonder if family style could be cute. We went
Speaker 1: to a wedding that it couldn't be cute.
Speaker 3: It was family style.
Speaker 1: It was okay because like you know, some people like
Speaker 1: because I do see, like do you you go to
Speaker 1: weddings and like maybe like like a pathetic little salad
Speaker 1: sits down as the first course and half the people
Speaker 1: don't eat it now right, and like you know, because
Speaker 1: they don't like this or they don't like that, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, it would just be so much better and
Speaker 1: so much more cost effective.
Speaker 4: And also like do even when you do the own
Speaker 4: personal place that they like checked off what they wanted.
Speaker 4: People don't always eat everything on the plate. No, you're
Speaker 4: throwing away more food than people are actually eating.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 2: I hate a really big wedding because the food is
Speaker 2: not going to come out properly because they're making food
Speaker 2: for so many people. If you have a small wedding,
Speaker 2: like seventy people, the food is going to come out warm,
Speaker 2: and it's just it's going to feel a lot more special.
Speaker 2: Because I went to a wedding that had like over
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty people and the food was so tired.
Speaker 2: You could tell, like the temperature wasn't right on the steak,
Speaker 2: the salad had been sitting out. I was like, y'all
Speaker 2: didn't spend No, y'all didn't spend your money properly.
Speaker 4: The solad's got to be already kind of be out
Speaker 4: when I sit down, like, salad should you.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't be bringing that out?
Speaker 1: I agree, Right, it's always in Rhode Island, it's always rolls.
Speaker 1: People love like bread. Yeah, bad bread and olive oil.
Speaker 1: It's like the rolls are out, they're sitting on.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 1: It's all about the ripping debt, ripping deb Yeah.
Speaker 2: I went to a wedding that had like a different
Speaker 2: different type of food for each table. Like they had
Speaker 2: Chinese food, they had Italian, they had sushi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they they hooked everybody up.
Speaker 2: It's like you could get whatever you want, and you
Speaker 2: felt like, oh, I'm going to get what I like
Speaker 2: here exactly. I spent all my money to be here
Speaker 2: about an outfit. I got you a gift, take.
Speaker 1: Care of your guess. Don't cut corners with us, dude.
Speaker 4: No, we're here to celebrate your love and we hungry. Sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm not here for a cash bar.
Speaker 1: No, and like the beer and wine thing. I guess,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, but it's a lot though, like
Speaker 1: some of the places like open bar, they know.
Speaker 3: That thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1: If you're coming from a bar, they can fuck you.
Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's like astronomical. And who even knows
Speaker 1: what people are gonna drink, you know, it's like.
Speaker 2: Oh, people are gonna drink. They they the whole day,
Speaker 2: Our whole year has been about this fucking wedding. I'm
Speaker 2: getting blasted.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 3: I might even do some bumps, like let's go bumps
Speaker 3: on the brid.
Speaker 1: Beautiful wedding. Congratulations.
Speaker 2: So like people make weddings such a big deal and
Speaker 2: they forget like the guests need to have fun, especially
Speaker 2: if your your friends are single.
Speaker 3: It's not about you. It is found love.
Speaker 1: No, I found like you know I love.
Speaker 3: Then you wouldn't be putting on this whole like ceremony parade. Well,
Speaker 3: we got money.
Speaker 4: I found love and I found some money, so that's
Speaker 4: why we're playing.
Speaker 1: It feels like a big also, like just deployed for
Speaker 1: an expensive photo shoot. Yeah, don't you notice how they
Speaker 1: stretch these these girls from like I don't know, in
Speaker 1: my hometown, like the people that don't really leave that
Speaker 1: just kind of don't got much going on. This wedding
Speaker 1: photoshoot is stretched for like months, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: How is that a thing?
Speaker 4: You have to take photo photo shoot before the wedding?
Speaker 3: Yeah, to announce the wedding.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, they get ones of them in a forest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of like maybe like hugging each other.
Speaker 3: Or getting out of a cat. It's like a vintage
Speaker 3: New York City cat exactly. You in front of a barn,
Speaker 3: you fucking on a horse, Like, what.
Speaker 1: The hell is going on? I don't know. It's like
Speaker 1: you guys are from Chicago. I don't know what you
Speaker 1: guys are doing on this wagon wheel?
Speaker 3: Wait? How many weddings have you been to?
Speaker 1: Probably like maybe nine?
Speaker 3: Nine weddings this year?
Speaker 1: No no, no, not this no, no, yeah, no all time.
Speaker 1: And that's not all. I mean. I have friends who
Speaker 1: like have have had nine this year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, people like my.
Speaker 1: Friend Maddie's like had like he was like friends with
Speaker 1: a bunch of girlfriends in high school and they all
Speaker 1: were like just those kind of girls that as soon
Speaker 1: as one got married, it was like boom boom, boom
Speaker 1: bom boom, and he's like the best gay at every where. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I don't like that because then it's like, well, now
Speaker 2: I'm realizing that you don't have variety in your friends.
Speaker 3: Why am I the only gay at this wedding?
Speaker 1: Don't you feel?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: You from high school?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like in a small place like Rhode Island,
Speaker 4: like they probably only they only had the one gay.
Speaker 1: You know what. To be honest, like we we really
Speaker 1: did only have like maybe two out gays, but now
Speaker 1: at this juncture, there's a few more. And it's so funny.
Speaker 1: This guy Shane that I went to to high school with,
Speaker 1: I saw him recently in Provincetown in Massachusetts, which is
Speaker 1: like iconically gay, the tip of Cape. It's like Fire
Speaker 1: Island to Boston. And I was like Shane and he
Speaker 1: was like hey, and I was like, you're gay, you know?
Speaker 3: And he's like he was he knew.
Speaker 1: I hadn't really followed up with him in a long time.
Speaker 1: So when I saw him, I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: we could have had so much sex, we could have
Speaker 1: had a normal childhood.
Speaker 3: And he's like, yeah, yeah, he's never got around to it.
Speaker 2: But I do look at people's weddings and I side
Speaker 2: i them like I'm your only black person that you
Speaker 2: ever met ever, like you don't have nobody else that
Speaker 2: you work with, and like I'm the only one.
Speaker 1: You should low key being embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I've been to so many weddings where I'm the only
Speaker 2: black person in the picture, and I'm like, don't you
Speaker 2: feel like shit?
Speaker 4: But Sydney, I filter for me, like, yeah, they look crazy,
Speaker 4: apertures off.
Speaker 1: There is literally look like a shadow next to you.
Speaker 1: Guys like Sidney.
Speaker 3: That doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 4: About your friend groups, Like you got these like supermodel
Speaker 4: like exotic friends, and it's like, yes, Sydney's gonna be
Speaker 4: the only black girl in all these pholks.
Speaker 1: Put them on that cut list. Yes, I mean since
Speaker 1: it's happening, that's the whole list.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yes, Cidny's got all these model friends. I'm
Speaker 4: not surprised that you like.
Speaker 3: They're like, oh, Sydney, you know she's black.
Speaker 1: They don't sound like that. They speak English.
Speaker 4: She's a blacks Sidney was your black friend.
Speaker 3: And you're like, Marie, she ain't got no money for
Speaker 3: this wedding.
Speaker 4: How do we feel about like what what what.
Speaker 3: Are your thoughts on wedding dresses or the way that
Speaker 3: people dress for your wedding, let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: I am into a bold choice. I say, like, my
Speaker 1: favorite weddings are the weddings I leave and I go,
Speaker 1: that was damn. And I know that sounds so tacky,
Speaker 1: but like, you know, don't you want to give into it.
Speaker 1: I mean we're here at like essentially like a live
Speaker 1: action like ending scene of a romantic comedy, so like
Speaker 1: let's just go all the way here, and I want
Speaker 1: to leave the wedding being like that dress was perfect
Speaker 1: for her, or that suit was so great on him,
Speaker 1: or oh my god, I actually officiated a wedding. Oh
Speaker 1: look at you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he took out of the class online.
Speaker 1: So it's twenty It's like the same way that you
Speaker 1: can get like your pet qualified as like a service
Speaker 1: job twenty five dollars and like an online certificate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, truly, there is nothing, there's no reason that
Speaker 1: there's nothing you need to do in order to become officiated.
Speaker 1: It's twenty five bucks.
Speaker 3: That's it. Yeah, pay twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1: And I get as to the Universal Life Church, which
Speaker 1: is just a fake inution. Ur they sound like they
Speaker 1: really need money.
Speaker 3: I want to get listen.
Speaker 4: People listening, I'm going to get ordained to be a
Speaker 4: minister and officiate weddings.
Speaker 3: So if you really like this podcast.
Speaker 4: I don't see it at me away. Velvet white tuxedo.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing to have because if your friends
Speaker 1: ever needed, you're out of a gift for the wedding.
Speaker 1: Because hiring a priest or Inefficient is like eight hundred
Speaker 1: to one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Well that's how much you should be getting paid to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they if you're hiring your friend, and like,
Speaker 2: well that's my friend, So you know what are we
Speaker 2: going to give you?
Speaker 3: Like two hundred dollars?
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, I need an eight hundred to one
Speaker 4: thousand dollars going right currently for for black efficient and
Speaker 4: actually higher than that.
Speaker 1: It's so rare.
Speaker 3: Do't do this.
Speaker 1: It's a whole certificate. It's twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2: What do you think about the bride having a dress
Speaker 2: for the wedding and then they slip into another dress,
Speaker 2: party dress.
Speaker 1: Into a reveal. I mean that's I'm going to do
Speaker 1: that at my wedding. I'm gonna have like a suit
Speaker 1: for the ceremony, classic suit, and then like some type
Speaker 1: of I'm hopefully going to be very rich at this wedding, Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: some type of custom Mark Jacob's like crazy sequin expensive extra, yes. Yes,
Speaker 1: And when we enter something like that, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I want my boyfriend and I to definitely we have
Speaker 1: our wedding is gonna need to be at like Radio City,
Speaker 1: like you said you have weddings. Yeah, but we have
Speaker 1: so many friends and like and I love all of them,
Speaker 1: and I actually like something that I've always done is
Speaker 1: try to bring the party like to my house, Like
Speaker 1: even when I was n YU was always my dorm
Speaker 1: room that I would put on the line with my
Speaker 1: ra to have everybody come over, and I just didn't care.
Speaker 1: I wanted to, Oh it happens you.
Speaker 3: Mention, invite you, Brandon. We thought you were gonna come.
Speaker 1: We used to make wheat edibles in my dorm and
Speaker 1: I would sautee garlic and make bacon while we were
Speaker 1: doing it, because it made the halways smell like more
Speaker 1: like garlic and bacon than it did like straight up
Speaker 1: cook and weed.
Speaker 2: But garlic, bacon and wheed sounds so good.
Speaker 3: I mean they pair well with much.
Speaker 1: It was definitely lit. I we enjoyed it very much.
Speaker 1: But like my would come knocking on the door and
Speaker 1: I would just be like, I'm making bacon and garlic.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm cooking in here.
Speaker 4: It's like you're always like, what's bacon and gar That's
Speaker 4: a dish?
Speaker 3: Is it a side?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: We do it in Roade Island, Goodbye.
Speaker 2: I think that the two dressed thing is just I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's just you can't get a wedding dressed
Speaker 2: as a two in one tear away. Oh.
Speaker 1: I would die for a tear away, just like a
Speaker 1: revealed come in and then just like Pam, it's like
Speaker 1: it's an instant bride ho garment. Oh yeah right, I love.
Speaker 2: I just think people spend way too much money on weddings.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. And what if it doesn't freaking.
Speaker 3: Work out, then the whole percent of them will not
Speaker 3: work out? Yeah, And it's like is.
Speaker 1: That really the is that really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I believe that. Yeah, I don't know. I mean I'm
Speaker 1: not in a hurry to get married by any means.
Speaker 1: I'll certainly go to go to weddings and enjoy it.
Speaker 3: I like weddings. I have thought going to them.
Speaker 4: I had a friend who I went to high school
Speaker 4: when she got married like two years ago.
Speaker 3: They have no money, like none, But she's like, these
Speaker 3: are the floral arrangements I want. They're nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Got a lot of nerves.
Speaker 4: You ain't got no money. She wanted two dresses. I said,
Speaker 4: you still don't have any.
Speaker 3: Money, and she was like, and why are the flowers
Speaker 3: so damn expensive. They're from out of town.
Speaker 2: They're like off the coast, like fresh cut off the
Speaker 2: coast of Costa Rica or something like that.
Speaker 4: No one cares about the flowers, except like the old
Speaker 4: black moms that like make you take them on the
Speaker 4: way out, like.
Speaker 3: You can get me another one of those.
Speaker 1: My moms take the flowers.
Speaker 3: Everybody takes the flowers.
Speaker 1: Moms take them, even people who don't.
Speaker 2: Fucking like flowers and are allergic too flowers are like, well,
Speaker 2: I could use this for yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean this glass vase is nice. It's a square.
Speaker 1: They got pebbles in the bottle. We can use it.
Speaker 3: We have put it in the bathroom. It's like I
Speaker 3: gave them a nice gift. I'm going to take all
Speaker 3: these flowers.
Speaker 1: We'll put it in the bathroom. It's so real. I mean,
Speaker 1: there has to be in my mom's bat them at
Speaker 1: least two center pieces from weddings.
Speaker 3: No, that's how it is up Mama.
Speaker 4: This house too, She's like this one here, there's one
Speaker 4: in the liveryom just want in the kitchen. Like, why
Speaker 4: do the flower when you get married? Are you going
Speaker 4: to do like crazy expensive floral arrangements you think?
Speaker 1: Uh, you know my parents did for their wedding. They
Speaker 1: just did it was like Cali lilies, which is a
Speaker 1: very specific flower that kind of like they almost look
Speaker 1: like an upside down bell. Sound cheap, Yeah, well it
Speaker 1: wasn't like that. It necessarily was cheap, but my dad
Speaker 1: was like, we're going to do one kind of flower,
Speaker 1: and the arrangements are going to be like elegant arrangements
Speaker 1: of this wimple flower. Yeah, like keeping it really simple
Speaker 1: and polished rather than like roses and lilies and hanging
Speaker 1: down like it was like those really clean cut wrapped
Speaker 1: in a ribbon. Simple And I was like, that's I
Speaker 1: think that that was way ahead of its time because
Speaker 1: it was in the eighties when he got married, and
Speaker 1: that was like I mean my mom's wedding dresses a
Speaker 1: whole of the story pads. Oh, shoulder pads. She got
Speaker 1: this little not on me. Maybe I could pull it up.
Speaker 1: She like had this like little tiny like almost like
Speaker 1: a fedora like not.
Speaker 3: For cowboy head on a nail.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Yeah, it had a veil on Charlie.
Speaker 1: It was like Bobby pinned in on the side and
Speaker 1: had like kind of a fluffy tool. Oh, it was
Speaker 1: so eighties. The bridesmaids dresses were like this color green,
Speaker 1: like the door green, like that sort of like like
Speaker 1: a thrill up green, doctor's office green, like the fabric
Speaker 1: of the table that he makes you sit on before
Speaker 1: it like wiggles yours, the bench table, bench table.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about the bridesmaids situation.
Speaker 1: To less than five?
Speaker 4: Oh, I've been to ones that had like chant like
Speaker 4: junior bridesmaids, and it was like, all these bitches have
Speaker 4: been there from the beginning.
Speaker 2: They don't they barely know your man. Why are they
Speaker 2: in the wedding party?
Speaker 4: But I don't get why they have Like if I'm
Speaker 4: getting married to a dude and he has a sister,
Speaker 4: she's one of my bridesmaids. Now no, no, no, I
Speaker 4: don't know you, Colleen, No, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: Although I'd like to say that, like by the time
Speaker 1: you marry your spouse, you should probably be close to
Speaker 1: their siblings. Do you have to be close though? We
Speaker 1: talk about that, but well, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Everyone's siblings are different.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I never put that on on my boyfriend. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I feel like he likes my sister, so it's never
Speaker 1: really come up. But he has an older sister or
Speaker 1: younger sister, he has another brother. Like big family. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I see some of them more than others.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you're family oriented, so I could see you
Speaker 2: like falling for his family too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I also think that they were like really ready
Speaker 1: for him to find somebody, so like when they met
Speaker 1: me and like everything was cool. And then also I
Speaker 1: had them all over for Christmas Eve and cooked Christmas
Speaker 1: Eve dinner for his whole family. They were like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I got I got right in there through their stomachs.
Speaker 1: So that ever since then, they've been pretty good. You
Speaker 1: got to learn how to what they make fun of
Speaker 1: your man for and get like on the same page
Speaker 1: with them as that, like my like Ariel loses everything, wallets, keys, bags,
Speaker 1: he thought. We spent ten minutes this morning before I
Speaker 1: got in here looking for his fanny pack which had
Speaker 1: all his belongings in it, passport, chapstick, air pods, all
Speaker 1: of that. We found it. It was like underneath the couch.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how it got there, but we
Speaker 1: found it. But I always crack on Hi him with
Speaker 1: his sister and she loves that. Yeah, oh, you know
Speaker 1: how to get in with the family exactly, you know,
Speaker 1: like feel like you are going to get on him
Speaker 1: in the same ways that they get on him because
Speaker 1: you want him to be better like they want him
Speaker 1: to be better. You know.
Speaker 3: Now, how do you be a better guess at a wedding?
Speaker 1: M I would say, because I need help with that,
Speaker 1: because don't talk shit loud.
Speaker 3: That's a tough one.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 3: That's a tough one.
Speaker 4: It's easy to talk bad about the wedding that you're
Speaker 4: at if it starts an hour late.
Speaker 2: Yes, if it's a Lauren Hill wedding, it's like, oh dare.
Speaker 3: It could all be so simple, but they'd rather make
Speaker 3: it hard. No, I went to a wedding.
Speaker 4: I've never been to a wedding that started on time ever,
Speaker 4: But the longest I waited was like over an hour,
Speaker 4: and there was a lady at the church playing the harp.
Speaker 3: I had never seen a harp in real life before.
Speaker 6: It's an ancient instrument, beautiful, so done it, but it
Speaker 6: sounds like a piano.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to fuck to a harp.
Speaker 2: That's some that's some sexy.
Speaker 4: That's luxury, Oh my god, just like mounted above the bed,
Speaker 4: just like and then let me hit it.
Speaker 1: While I'm getting hit. It's like absolutely, there's grape somewhere,
Speaker 1: obviously absolutely where. I'm like, we're in a Zeus's like palace.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everything's all white and gold and really well lit.
Speaker 4: But she was playing the harp and she kept having
Speaker 4: to stop because her fingers were hurting.
Speaker 3: She was playing it.
Speaker 4: For an hour waiting for the and we don't we
Speaker 4: still to this day don't know why it took so
Speaker 4: damn long for them. I think she maybe got cold feet.
Speaker 1: How do you learn the harp?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's like the guitar, it's like, but
Speaker 1: is it. I think there's like a handful of people
Speaker 1: that are like, Okay, I'm going to teach you how
Speaker 1: to do this, then yeah, this is reserved for God.
Speaker 4: I feel like only like three people left on earth
Speaker 4: know how to play the harp.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're rare, Like when you see one,
Speaker 1: it's like wow. Every now and then there's one on
Speaker 1: the subway or something, and it's.
Speaker 3: Just like, I've never seen a harp on the on
Speaker 3: the subway as.
Speaker 1: No one once and the Bedford stop at the l
Speaker 1: and people don't but everyone was transfixed. We were all
Speaker 1: gathered around this woman playing the harp, just like it's you.
Speaker 4: It sounds like the piano, that's why, because it looks
Speaker 4: like it should sound like something else, but it sounds
Speaker 4: like something we've heard before.
Speaker 2: The weirdest instrument I've seen on a train is a cello.
Speaker 2: It's fucking huge.
Speaker 1: It is enormous.
Speaker 3: It's taking up the whole train. Yeah, get your uber.
Speaker 1: X, yes, your uber exhale on.
Speaker 3: But got what really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 3: They got to wheel it. They got to wheel it
Speaker 3: on the train, like the.
Speaker 1: One wheel at the bottom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, excuse me, excuse me, so sorry. And it's like, dude, no,
Speaker 2: not not on this train, not today.
Speaker 1: I just had on my way here some guy was
Speaker 1: gambling on the train and he had this thing where
Speaker 1: he had three caps of like from like pepsicmam. He
Speaker 1: was putting a thing under there and likes wheeling them around.
Speaker 3: I've never seen that in real life.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's doing, he said, I got. He pulls
Speaker 1: out his wallet. He's got like five hundred dollars bills
Speaker 1: in there. He's like, somebody put up one hundred. I'll
Speaker 1: bet you one hundred. You tell me where the ball
Speaker 1: is here watched, We'll do a fake one. He like
Speaker 1: does This guy from across the train goes, I'll put
Speaker 1: one hundred on right now. It's right there. That's his friend.
Speaker 1: He pops. See, that's why I didn't know friend. He
Speaker 1: opened the thing and I was like, that's a scam.
Speaker 1: Well they were. I'm telling you, if I had cash,
Speaker 1: I was this close because they did it again. He
Speaker 1: had another homie on the other side of the train.
Speaker 1: So then the two of them made it seem like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is easily winnable. People are winning. People started playing well, no,
Speaker 1: because nobody has one hundred dollar bill on them like that.
Speaker 3: I did not have cash, I'd be like, I have
Speaker 3: seven wrinkled single.
Speaker 2: Ship who has one whole hundred dollar bill just ready
Speaker 2: to go. Nobody not, I said, nobody taking the train
Speaker 2: during the week like maybe the weekend.
Speaker 3: They're like, well, I'm about to go meet my dealer.
Speaker 3: So I got a couple hundreds of them. But that's
Speaker 3: that's how you get them to have a friend, two friends.
Speaker 1: That's when I said, I left, and I went, you
Speaker 1: know what, fuck that guy for almost trying to get
Speaker 1: me but also smart.
Speaker 4: Yeah, props, but I've never seen like I've seen that
Speaker 4: in like cartoons.
Speaker 3: I feel like in Aladdin they had.
Speaker 1: That or something. Yeah, it's definitely like the oldest trick
Speaker 1: in the book. To like follow it, Well.
Speaker 2: There's a movie called Mo Money and it's about uh,
Speaker 2: the guy who does tricks like that and he got
Speaker 2: caught or no, maybe it's something Stacy dash was in
Speaker 2: the movie.
Speaker 3: So you know Stacey Trash. Didn't she run for like
Speaker 3: governor of Compton or something. I'm so tired of her.
Speaker 4: She needs She dropped out because she was like, they're
Speaker 4: not going to vote for me, and it was like, yes,
Speaker 4: it's they're black.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you.
Speaker 1: Pieces.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be pretty pretty embarrassing girl. You definitely drop out,
Speaker 3: go to calabasses.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about your friends getting married and
Speaker 2: you're like, you don't you don't believe in their love?
Speaker 2: Like I like, I've had a couple of friends that bit.
Speaker 2: Y'all know you cheated like left and right?
Speaker 4: Why but did you check your friends?
Speaker 2: No, girl, that's your business. You want to waste you
Speaker 2: want to waste your time, Go right ahead. I didn't
Speaker 2: go to the wedding.
Speaker 3: Another you didn't go to the wedding. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I got I don't have money like that to be
Speaker 2: wasting three years down the line, y'all break.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, y'all were whatever.
Speaker 4: You're wasting money if you show up in something you
Speaker 4: already own and you didn't buy.
Speaker 2: A gift, that's not how it goes, dude. Like for
Speaker 2: the most times you're getting something a little bit new,
Speaker 2: you gotta give a gift. You gotta go to all
Speaker 2: these fucking parties. If it's a woman, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: the girls do so much, too much.
Speaker 1: It's too much. It's like and also like even with
Speaker 1: babies too, this whole like sex reveal and that like
Speaker 1: the baby shower christening way.
Speaker 4: That they're doing the gender reveals. Now one I saw
Speaker 4: one the lady popped a balloon. Nothing came out. The
Speaker 4: camera pans over her mom rips her wig off I
Speaker 4: saw had a blue wiggle.
Speaker 1: Yes, Mom made it mom fully common deer. The whole
Speaker 1: moment the.
Speaker 3: Mom ripped her wig off had a blue wig on.
Speaker 2: Underneath the wig, I'm like, I'm tiedy oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's so dumb, and the girls especially, And
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about that, like, you know, I
Speaker 1: I reuse my suit, like I don't.
Speaker 3: Really have to spend that much easier for me.
Speaker 1: I get a different shirt underneath, maybe I put a
Speaker 1: different color handkerchief in my lapel, like maybe I'll wear
Speaker 1: a different pair of shoes. But other than that, like
Speaker 1: you guys gotta trust every.
Speaker 2: Even the groom can go to somebody else wedding.
Speaker 3: Were in the fucking suit he got married, And like, bro,
Speaker 3: you were in a tuxio to my wedding.
Speaker 4: Yes, I am, yes, because I really respect you.
Speaker 3: I love yeah, But it's just like, how do you
Speaker 3: feel about that?
Speaker 1: I feel like about them getting married. I mean it's
Speaker 1: I've never had a situation where I did not believe
Speaker 1: in the love that I was witnessing. I have a
Speaker 1: wedding on the horizon that I got to save the
Speaker 1: date for that. You're like, I've met this dude and
Speaker 1: he's like one of these guys that wreck really slaps
Speaker 1: you on the back when he's when he says hi
Speaker 1: to you, Like he really is just so physical. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my friend is you know, she's kind of a pushover.
Speaker 6: Like, so you're saying your friend getting beat okay, cool.
Speaker 6: I look at them and I go, this energy does
Speaker 6: not match. I'm nervous at all times.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, It's just it's not great. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to say though, because she's got the rock on her
Speaker 1: finger and she's all excited, but she also is like
Speaker 1: dart and eye contact all the time when she.
Speaker 4: Talks about it, like Bred Kavanaugh's wife. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: that's like a little sad eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, just like peering down in a way, and
Speaker 1: like also changing the conversation to me in New York
Speaker 1: City at any time that I bring up her relationship.
Speaker 1: This doesn't sound good, I say.
Speaker 4: Something, yes, matter of fact, send her the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 4: when does it come on here? We'll help her out
Speaker 4: right on out.
Speaker 1: She lives in Boston, so she's like, well, what am.
Speaker 3: I going to do? We're not together?
Speaker 2: Oh girl, you got sis, you got a fun apartment.
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't help you on that.
Speaker 4: Can't stay with us, but you should leave him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think that some people just get they're so obsessed
Speaker 4: with the idea of marriage that they're like, oh ah,
Speaker 4: my friends have done it and my family did it.
Speaker 4: They expect me to do it. I have to do
Speaker 4: it now.
Speaker 3: And it's like, no, it's twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: You don't have to get married. Do you think it's
Speaker 1: for vanity? Like do you think it's about like the
Speaker 1: like I want to be the most beautiful I am
Speaker 1: at my wedding, so it's got to be now while
Speaker 1: I have a two in front of my age.
Speaker 2: Some people some people, but it's also just like, well,
Speaker 2: I don't want to meet somebody when I'm like too
Speaker 2: in my ways. I feel like in order to be
Speaker 2: with somebody, you have to be able to grow and
Speaker 2: be open and like understanding. And I feel like when
Speaker 2: you get thirty five forty, you said you're like, I
Speaker 2: wish a nigga would ask me to do some shit. No,
Speaker 2: you cannot do anal not for just any old day.
Speaker 3: It's not in my forties.
Speaker 4: Yeah eight, You're like, oh yeah, my asshole, bit open,
Speaker 4: let's go do it in my ear, let's do it
Speaker 4: like Sidney, how did we get here?
Speaker 3: Since nobody's supposed to be here.
Speaker 1: It's a big component. You got to you gotta make
Speaker 1: appointments for anal Sacks. It's not you can't just be
Speaker 1: flying in it and out. It just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: You can't just be like please in your but please.
Speaker 2: But if you see everybody around you getting married having babies,
Speaker 2: you're just like, well, what am I doing?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: And it's a lot of pressure. Certain people are like
Speaker 2: that because not everybody can. Like I see people having
Speaker 2: babies and I'm like, oh girl, you didn't have no
Speaker 2: plan bes you like you had the baby.
Speaker 3: Like that's like it's high school again.
Speaker 1: It's what you're gonna do? Yeah, what you gonna do?
Speaker 1: What you're gonna do?
Speaker 4: We're pregnant, Oh my god? So do you need me
Speaker 4: to call somebody? I mean, I got an extra pair
Speaker 4: of sweatpants if you need them. I got a lot
Speaker 4: of stairs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I I have with you on that. It's
Speaker 1: like for me that would be an absolute no, I'll
Speaker 1: have as many kids as I can pay for, which
Speaker 1: right now is zero.
Speaker 4: And then the thing about living in New York is
Speaker 4: like when you try to get your kids to school,
Speaker 4: it's like college. To get them into kindergarten, they gotta
Speaker 4: have interviews and then you got to interview, but they
Speaker 4: also interview your four year old to be like.
Speaker 3: What word is this?
Speaker 4: And your baby's like yahya yeah, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: your child can't come here, she's dumb, and it's like
Speaker 4: she's four, she don't know worse.
Speaker 1: It's just all about like maintaining a price tag.
Speaker 4: To be honest, I'm not spending I'm not paying for
Speaker 4: college for you to be in first grade.
Speaker 3: Nope, no, And then I got and there's twelve grades.
Speaker 2: Everything is all showing off. It's all for everybody else
Speaker 2: to think that, like your life is great, and it's
Speaker 2: just like who is this? This person barely has heat
Speaker 2: and a building? Why are you trying to stump for them?
Speaker 3: Totally? You just living and stunting for them.
Speaker 4: So have y'all ever been to a wedding that you
Speaker 4: guys were like, oh yeah, dang, got no money?
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, but they but they spent a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, people who have destination weddings.
Speaker 3: How fucking dare you? It's a vacation. It's not a vacation.
Speaker 2: If you your cousin, your mother's that's not I don't
Speaker 2: want to see your people on my vacation.
Speaker 3: You're me.
Speaker 1: I just did that. I went to Cabo. It was
Speaker 1: it was actually the Cobo's a beautiful place. You said
Speaker 1: it was cool, It was cool. We had a good time.
Speaker 1: The girl who I went there for I would go
Speaker 1: for on a destination wedding for and she's like one
Speaker 1: of the few a handful. Yeah, but it was a
Speaker 1: whole thing. I watched her go through like it was
Speaker 1: very stressful, but she did it right. Like where the
Speaker 1: wedding was was this really bougie resort? We were there
Speaker 1: for two days spent, but where everybody stayed it was
Speaker 1: a little bit more of an accessible resort, a little
Speaker 1: bit cheaper resort, like right down the street. And at
Speaker 1: first when we got there, I was like, this resort
Speaker 1: is janky. This all inclusive food is yang wog? What
Speaker 1: the drinks all inclusive? You have a little baks drinks
Speaker 1: are all inclusive, but you know those are just they're
Speaker 1: like water mango pina, frozen strawberry explosion, mud slide with
Speaker 1: like some triple sick on like on top.
Speaker 3: Triple sick alcohol, triple sick.
Speaker 1: Right. So you know what killed me about that that
Speaker 1: resort was that the bathrooms were nowhere near the pool.
Speaker 1: There was not one bathroom near any.
Speaker 3: Of the pool.
Speaker 1: Every time I got into the water, I was like
Speaker 1: this water's first of all, very hot, and everyone was like,
Speaker 1: it's Cabo. It's Cabo like bakes in the sun all day.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, I feel like it's ninety.
Speaker 1: This is luke warm water. But she I think she
Speaker 1: did it right in that like she made it that
Speaker 1: we could afford it, we could all go. It was
Speaker 1: a huge ask, and then when it came down to
Speaker 1: the actual event, took us to like the bougie spot.
Speaker 1: You know, she didn't skimp on the actual literal wedding.
Speaker 1: I mean. And also this is one of those girls
Speaker 1: who's like so extra with all the photos. There were
Speaker 1: drones flying over this wedding. No drones, they have cameras, aerials.
Speaker 1: Get some aerial shots on my drunk ass with a
Speaker 1: pinata hat on my head. We had a good time.
Speaker 1: I had a good experience on my first and only
Speaker 1: destination wedding.
Speaker 2: I've went to two destination weddings. Where were they both
Speaker 2: in Mexico. I guess that's the spot. One one was
Speaker 2: like really expensive and the other one's like it was
Speaker 2: very doable, and both of them I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: this is cool. I could see how this is done.
Speaker 2: But when you have destination weddings, people are getting fucked
Speaker 2: up because they're like, oh, I'm getting all of my
Speaker 2: money's worth all inclusive, We're drinking all day, all day.
Speaker 1: The concepts flawed for all inclusives. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: they got to figure out a better system because there's
Speaker 1: so much waste.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is, but I think the mother of the
Speaker 2: bride of one of the weddings passed out before the rehearsal.
Speaker 3: So she she missed the rehearsal.
Speaker 1: Freaking Brenda.
Speaker 2: She was wasted by two. I was like, oh, she's deaf,
Speaker 2: not making this rehearsal. Then we had a friend that
Speaker 2: fell asleep during the rehearsal.
Speaker 3: It was just it was a.
Speaker 4: Lot, and then fell asleep standing up. I feel like rehearsal,
Speaker 4: any rehearsal.
Speaker 1: I've ever been to.
Speaker 3: We've been standing for hours.
Speaker 2: No, they fell asleep before the rehearsal, so they passed out,
Speaker 2: and then they missed her missed the rehearsal, and then
Speaker 2: the speeches that were given were a mess because people were.
Speaker 3: So out of it.
Speaker 2: It's like you should designate two people to do a
Speaker 2: speech and DEAs it not.
Speaker 4: Everybody could just come up and I don't need to
Speaker 4: hear all these speeches. It's all long winded. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: it's like they're trying to be funny. It's like, does
Speaker 4: somebody give him the light? Tell them to wrap it up?
Speaker 1: Give him the light?
Speaker 3: Is it, sir?
Speaker 1: They absolutely need the light. It's like the kind of
Speaker 1: speeches that you would get when like somebody in ninth
Speaker 1: grade was running for student council president, Just like long
Speaker 1: winded and like shaky mic, shaky paper.
Speaker 4: I've always really liked Brian, and I'm super happy for
Speaker 4: him finding love with someone else.
Speaker 1: Growing up, I never thought that you and I would
Speaker 1: be here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just stupid.
Speaker 1: We used to play so many times we played, and
Speaker 1: now you're getting married or.
Speaker 4: It'll just be too real girl, Imber, You've been through
Speaker 4: a lot, remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was with you when you had hpv H,
Speaker 3: when you had H.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like, that's not we're not doing this, yeah, or
Speaker 2: world be somebody's dad. It's always a dad that's going
Speaker 2: off the rail, just going ham and it's like we
Speaker 2: don't want to cut him off because he's in a
Speaker 2: wheelchair and he's paying for this and oh my god,
Speaker 2: the wheelchair.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the dad, and I.
Speaker 4: Can't you just push him out of the room, just like,
Speaker 4: thank so much, dad, Oh my god. And then they
Speaker 4: and then they bring in the grandparents and just the
Speaker 4: last his grandfather.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got to bring a chair from one of
Speaker 3: the tables for him.
Speaker 1: What's your family like with you being gang Like your
Speaker 1: grandma going to be at the wedding and be lit.
Speaker 2: My grandma diad everybody who have a program. I did,
Speaker 2: and it's like, oh man, I came out at the
Speaker 2: right time.
Speaker 3: Just gone.
Speaker 2: Who's going to have a problem is gone. And it's
Speaker 2: just you know, you know how light my shoulders are.
Speaker 2: They do not have to worry because like like religious
Speaker 2: black people that are from the South, they don't want
Speaker 2: to hear no gay ship at all, and so they're
Speaker 2: gone and like I'm blessed and my God always anybody
Speaker 2: who has a problem in my family like won't speak
Speaker 2: to them, speak to them like that. So it's like
Speaker 2: and I'm about to have some real money, so they
Speaker 2: are everybody.
Speaker 3: I don't have a family. I'm an orphan.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, Sydney, So then what is your dream wedding?
Speaker 4: Like like if money was not an option?
Speaker 3: Like where would you be? What kind of dress would
Speaker 3: you wear? Would you maybe wear? Suit's? What's the loop?
Speaker 3: I mean? And I want to ask you the same thing.
Speaker 1: I want to know. I see you, I see you
Speaker 1: thinking about it.
Speaker 2: Vera Wang always has the nicest dresses and it's actually
Speaker 2: David's Bridles.
Speaker 4: Also has a line of cold dress, bar dress box
Speaker 4: bar dress.
Speaker 3: On from Rainbow.
Speaker 1: She's wearing fashion no.
Speaker 3: Factory.
Speaker 1: That's very wis.
Speaker 3: A million books. She looked like twenty one dollars. Shut up.
Speaker 2: I would definitely do a little Vera Wang dress or
Speaker 2: I would like to do like like a little pants
Speaker 2: situation too.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's like Sydney. I feel like you
Speaker 3: have a body com dress on.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be short and your legs are gonna be out.
Speaker 3: I get married, you don't know, sis, your legs will
Speaker 3: look like they can't look fine.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, you, I don't think you have any
Speaker 1: signs of slowing down.
Speaker 2: Guys, I would definitely have it in New York. I
Speaker 2: would most likely have it outside of the city, though,
Speaker 2: because it's like I don't need all this congestion and
Speaker 2: ways and like, I don't want that during my day totally.
Speaker 2: I definitely would want to like a little like a
Speaker 2: back somebody who got a nicest state.
Speaker 3: I would want it on in a state so Westchester.
Speaker 2: Westchester, Scarsdale, you know, real real nice, like where I
Speaker 2: want to in a place where black people aren't really
Speaker 2: supposed to be there, but we here and we're gonna be.
Speaker 3: Real loud.
Speaker 1: This is nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's like yes, yes, And if I don't
Speaker 2: have enough friends, who I will hire some friends to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: Actors get some.
Speaker 2: Nice plates like like I want it so nice that
Speaker 2: the people might even steal some of the silverware, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like a kete wedding system. Will there
Speaker 3: be two outfits? No, it's not like that. I'm not
Speaker 3: going to get like a crazy like a reception.
Speaker 4: I mean, Sydney, it's gonna be two fashion over a dresses.
Speaker 4: You better you're buy one, get one by one.
Speaker 1: Get water is free. I mean you go order from
Speaker 1: a for y'all.
Speaker 3: It's actually Zara black label.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, what's Sara black label?
Speaker 3: You don't even have that.
Speaker 4: I even had black she's pulling that out but no
Speaker 4: conscious brand Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Wait, conscious meaning like they don't use like like children to.
Speaker 3: Make the corner and I want to stuff is like linen.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, fabric, Yeah, Zara is whack. I'm dumb
Speaker 1: with Zarah. Wait what happened that?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: First of all, I read a ton about all that.
Speaker 1: Literally they are like the biggest abuser of child labor.
Speaker 3: I that was forever twenty one I read.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like Zara, and then the other ones
Speaker 1: are obviously H and M and then yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that like old Navy is a part of it too.
Speaker 3: Oh definitely.
Speaker 2: You could tell in the commercials that this fucking child.
Speaker 1: Labor and the kids are so sad. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: that it's like trendy on a dime, but like it's
Speaker 1: you wash it once in the colors fade, the shape
Speaker 1: is gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why are you washing it? You don't steam it, Sydney.
Speaker 3: Shut shut your dirty don't hang it on your shower,
Speaker 3: just let the hot water. Let's steam and poor people
Speaker 3: drag clean.
Speaker 1: Wait are you saying you you wash your clothes by
Speaker 1: hanging them in the shower and just letting the steam
Speaker 1: do that thing? You know, you're washing an ironing, so
Speaker 1: kind of at.
Speaker 3: The same time, that is clean, Like she said.
Speaker 1: It's not not dry cleaning SIDS. We also do alterations.
Speaker 1: That is a sketch, right that I hit.
Speaker 2: It with a little downy in the downs.
Speaker 3: Sydney, a little shout a shower.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now you make me want to shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, SIDS is popping, yo, yo. We can get a
Speaker 2: business going.
Speaker 1: Is it. I think that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: SIDS sounds like a disease. Dude.
Speaker 1: You know you know what I got? I got SIDS.
Speaker 3: No, that's why you gotta say SIDS cleaning. You're thinking,
Speaker 3: said an infant destiny.
Speaker 1: Yes, but that's what's.
Speaker 4: More.
Speaker 1: Something that had happened.
Speaker 3: Well, put the baby down and I came back.
Speaker 4: And it's no, whatvercas what had happened?
Speaker 3: What had happened? No, no, what had happened? What's your
Speaker 3: dream wedding?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I don't know. I think it's definitely like
Speaker 1: in my future for sure, no time soon. I think
Speaker 1: it's with all the people that I love, and I'm
Speaker 1: not stressing about it because there's a lot of my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I have a ton of friends, a lot in common,
Speaker 1: and a lot from our past that I would want
Speaker 1: to include. I think it's fun. I think i'd rather use.
Speaker 1: The wedding is not so much like about us, like
Speaker 1: the unity of our love, as it is about like
Speaker 1: the celebration of the family that the two of us
Speaker 1: shared together. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: So how many people? How many guests?
Speaker 1: Well, I know, you know. To be honest, it's like
Speaker 1: we're invited. Obviously you'reted. We are not. You guys are
Speaker 1: going to host the thing YouTube tight ten up top guys.
Speaker 1: I think we would get the wedding pop. No, it
Speaker 1: would be absolutely we would the fun out of it.
Speaker 1: Some weddings, I have fantasies about my bachelor party being
Speaker 1: me and ten of my best days getting into full
Speaker 1: drag for all of our best girlfriends and having full
Speaker 1: blown competition. They vote, they rank us, like do it
Speaker 1: rather than the stripper thing or whatever? Like we do
Speaker 1: it because I have a lot of friends who are
Speaker 1: drag queens. One of them hosts it. Maybe we hire
Speaker 1: a few of them. They can put it to the drum.
Speaker 1: It's really fun and we could do it together. We
Speaker 1: can do some edibles and drink a lot exactly that.
Speaker 1: It would be really fun. But as far as the
Speaker 1: wedding itself, I don't know. I don't think I want
Speaker 1: to do it in Rhode Island, but I certainly don't
Speaker 1: want to do it and do it in New York.
Speaker 1: I love this, Yeah, no, I absolutely Couldn't.
Speaker 3: You really thought about this? This is great, well thought out.
Speaker 1: I mean, you got a man.
Speaker 3: They making money.
Speaker 1: We're trying.
Speaker 3: What about you, hinge bitch over here?
Speaker 1: What's your wedding?
Speaker 3: Don't look like hing.
Speaker 1: And get into it?
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: I do get into it, and they get into it.
Speaker 4: I feel like I don't need a lot of people
Speaker 4: at my wedding because I don't really like people, and
Speaker 4: I'm not paying to feed all these people that I
Speaker 4: don't like.
Speaker 3: This is all fact, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: But I feel like I wanted to be somewhere that's
Speaker 4: like big, but likes so big.
Speaker 1: And so empty that.
Speaker 4: I'm like walking for like a cool couple of minutes
Speaker 4: before I get to the group.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, everything gonna sound like an
Speaker 3: echo extra.
Speaker 4: I wanted to everything to be extra, Like I want
Speaker 4: the we belong together Mariah Carrey train, like you remember
Speaker 4: the train that was like it was like behind her
Speaker 4: in the in the drop top.
Speaker 1: Like on the street, and.
Speaker 4: I want the veil to be like, oh my, well,
Speaker 4: where is it?
Speaker 1: Just like.
Speaker 4: Trying together while you're talking about just the instrumental Yeah,
Speaker 4: but yeah, I just I mean, you know, I just
Speaker 4: want like spend somebody else's money and then be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we're in love.
Speaker 3: Sis. You know, I thought it wasn't gonna happen for me.
Speaker 4: But Richard, he's lived a long time. I'm an Anna
Speaker 4: Nicole Smith. It it's gonna be somebody old and dying, and.
Speaker 1: He's gonna have the word rich in his name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Richard, rich Richie, Rich, I mean rich Richard and.
Speaker 3: His kids are all gonna be older than me.
Speaker 4: He's going to be in a wheel chair. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: he's not gonna have no legs. The plants are going
Speaker 4: to be like folded on. You just acts like he
Speaker 4: was a war vet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, They're like, well, what war I'm gonna be like, Sis, No,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know how old he is. Uh,
Speaker 3: the war, the War on drugs.
Speaker 1: He lost his legs and the war war on drugs. Honestly,
Speaker 1: so many have fallen.
Speaker 3: He's a veteran god.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: That's what I want.
Speaker 1: Weddings are crazy, man like and ultimately I think that
Speaker 1: everyone's is unique and like to each his own. But
Speaker 1: mine's going to be expensive and not paid for or
Speaker 1: by me. Boom's goals. Boom. That's it.
Speaker 3: That's all that I want.
Speaker 2: Dave, this has been outstanding. I really enjoyed this conversation.
Speaker 1: I had a blast.
Speaker 3: They feel like we dug into it. We kept it real.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Can you give us, like maybe like three tips on
Speaker 2: just like wedding etiquette, wedding party etiquette.
Speaker 1: Wedding party etiquette. Okay, I'll say, when everybody has to
Speaker 1: get on the dance floor after they finished their first
Speaker 1: dance and it's like time, just go okay, just go
Speaker 1: and dance to happy Okay, just give it to them because.
Speaker 3: They need this.
Speaker 1: They need this. They paid a lot of money do
Speaker 1: this DJ, and they're all wondering, are my friends, the
Speaker 1: kind of friends that dance or maybe or maybe they're
Speaker 1: not my friends will not be that situation. But get
Speaker 1: on the floor and dance, especially if you're gay. They're
Speaker 1: literally banking on it, begging you. They're literally banging on
Speaker 1: you getting up there. Get a photo of the bride
Speaker 1: in the groom eating their food. It is the rarest
Speaker 1: photo of the night. The bride and the groom don't
Speaker 1: sit down for one fucking second.
Speaker 3: They never eat.
Speaker 1: They never eat, they pay for all this money, they
Speaker 1: get a plate. I always it's my bit to go
Speaker 1: over to the bride and groom when they're like eating
Speaker 1: and like away from everyone, and be like, I'm just
Speaker 1: so happy that you guys took some time to eat.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna go now. Yeah, that always seems
Speaker 1: to go over well. And then my last is don't
Speaker 1: drive get an uber.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because they're driving out when you're leaving.
Speaker 1: Is like so much, it's a nightmare.
Speaker 3: I'll give you my three. Make sure the cake is good.
Speaker 4: You're doing cake chestins and I'm sitting here eating this
Speaker 4: just ish, beautiful dry cake fond.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The ice, yeah, I don't need that, Like it doesn't
Speaker 4: need to be that like that skin you can don't skin? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: soll up proper icing on it.
Speaker 3: Maybe do a cheesecake, you.
Speaker 1: Know, you know I love a cheesecake.
Speaker 3: Do what cheesecake? We don't eat that.
Speaker 4: My second thing is what's that weird thing where like
Speaker 4: the bride has like her garter and the dude has
Speaker 4: to take it off.
Speaker 3: With his cheek.
Speaker 4: Here, ye here, your head is under my skirt and
Speaker 4: y'all taken it off with your tears. Yeah, we don't
Speaker 4: need that. That's not for anybody here.
Speaker 3: And then you almost my other thing. What's my other thing?
Speaker 1: Sis?
Speaker 4: I don't know what my third thing is, but those
Speaker 4: two things are very important. Those are so good, needs
Speaker 4: to be cute, and that guardle thing is stressed.
Speaker 3: It's over my three things.
Speaker 2: Bitch, bring an extra pair of shoes while y'all all
Speaker 2: on the dance floor when the fuck is wrong with y'all.
Speaker 4: Are nasty, Like why have some ballet flats?
Speaker 3: Have some Chinese chunk with us whatever? Do whatever you
Speaker 3: need to do.
Speaker 2: Have another pair of shoes because you're, first of all,
Speaker 2: you're the bride, you're supposed to we're the you're leading
Speaker 2: the pack. I should not see your toenails.
Speaker 4: I feel like most of the weddings that I've been to,
Speaker 4: the bride's dress is so long that you can't see
Speaker 4: her feet.
Speaker 1: But still have a shoe.
Speaker 3: She probably has a seconi on.
Speaker 1: I hate when when like they are on the dance
Speaker 1: floor and like like all of a sudden, they're they're
Speaker 1: like mopping the floor with their gown. That's wow. I
Speaker 1: think that the second dress is a smart idea to
Speaker 1: get that your wedding dress off the ground. Aunt Carol's
Speaker 1: dropping her martinis and a realistic.
Speaker 3: She and all of it about them.
Speaker 2: Of a dress, there should be a limited amount of
Speaker 2: or like a limited of what kind of drinks people
Speaker 2: can drink. No long Island iced teath, no Amorta sours,
Speaker 2: no Hennessy neat like nothing but it's never no fireballs like,
Speaker 2: no no sex on the beach, no tachy ass fucking
Speaker 2: drinks where it's just gonna get.
Speaker 3: The ratchet out of everybody. I've seen too.
Speaker 4: Many people get a drink that really, we're gonna do
Speaker 4: this here, Tea, You're a grown up.
Speaker 3: Dave, that's what we're doing here. Like, have you never
Speaker 3: been to a wedding before?
Speaker 1: Like what are we doing? And people who have the
Speaker 1: balls to order it anywhere. I'm always like, good for loud.
Speaker 4: Like write a note, slide it to the bartender and
Speaker 4: be like, let me get that. And the bartend is
Speaker 4: like a long island.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's crazy.
Speaker 2: And make sure you have gifts for your guests. They
Speaker 2: leave with little trinkets that's special. Like that means something like,
Speaker 2: don't just like throw any like a ball that has
Speaker 2: your face on it.
Speaker 3: Like I don't want that. I don't want that. I
Speaker 3: don't want that. I don't want something I could actually use,
Speaker 3: like a coaster or something. No, I don't even want.
Speaker 1: That movie, Lateral movie.
Speaker 3: You know what I want. I want.
Speaker 4: I went to a wedding. They gave us little MIC's
Speaker 4: hot honey yeah, and I was like, this is amazing
Speaker 4: love their love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all use those a candle things of that sort.
Speaker 3: So cute.
Speaker 4: Oh I know what my third thing is when you
Speaker 4: see them getting ready to throw the bouquet, some people
Speaker 4: need that.
Speaker 3: Let them win. I'm not about to fight you for
Speaker 3: this book.
Speaker 1: Some of them be running, they're.
Speaker 3: Taking shoes off and throwing elbows. No, no, no, I'm
Speaker 3: good here.
Speaker 2: I think they should take that all out because you're
Speaker 2: may have done everything for you and now they have
Speaker 2: to turn into quarterbacks to fucking.
Speaker 4: Get this flower. Like they don't have some respect. They
Speaker 4: really think it means they gonna get married.
Speaker 2: No, but that's why I'm like, just cut it out.
Speaker 2: It's not right, Like I don't want to see they
Speaker 2: look good the whole wedding and now you got them
Speaker 2: like trampling over fucking.
Speaker 4: People, knocking down babies for lilies.
Speaker 1: Those lilies were probably like one hundred and forty dollars,
Speaker 1: so I mean probably resell them tomorrow for maybe around eighty.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get you gonna catch the flowers. You're gonna
Speaker 2: be single for seven years. Bitch, don't get them here?
Speaker 3: Fine, because you broke your arm when you dove for
Speaker 3: them flowers.
Speaker 4: Nobody wants to be like clicking on the chicken hinge
Speaker 4: with the broken arm.
Speaker 2: You just put out Ashley's eye trying to get them flowers.
Speaker 3: You're wrong, It's tragic.
Speaker 1: Dave.
Speaker 3: Tell people listening where they can catch yes, please, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Well I do a couple running shows. We have
Speaker 1: a show called The List that happens at public hotel.
Speaker 1: Our next one's gonna likely be in January, so keep
Speaker 1: an eye out for that.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: We also do a show called Game Show where we
Speaker 1: take two straight guys, put them head to head and
Speaker 1: a challenge to find out which one is honorarily gay
Speaker 1: as fuck. Yes, yeah, we give them the title of
Speaker 1: Queen of the Straits. We do it every third Friday
Speaker 1: at Caveat in the Lower East Side. I host with
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers, play a guest of your show. Yes, Hollywood experts,
Speaker 1: amazing Hollywood expert. Yeah, so that's where you can see
Speaker 1: me right now. Also just doing stand around the city.
Speaker 1: You'll find me with Sydney in November, not drinking, having
Speaker 1: a good time. Yeah, much day. Thank you both for
Speaker 1: having me. This is a blast.
Speaker 3: Sidney. Will you marry me? You know what?
Speaker 2: Marie?
Speaker 3: Ill you won't?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 4: Marie?
Speaker 2: If I was on my dying leg yeah, I guess
Speaker 2: maybe if you only had one miss, I wouldn't marry anyway.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, Bye Forever.
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