WEBVTT - “The Wedding Expert” with Dave Mizzoni 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:02.680 Forever. 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:07.600 Hi guys, Hello, wing on a girl. Oh my gosh, 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:10.480 we're doing it. We're doing We're in the studio feeling. 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:11.360 The heat is working? 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:13.520 Is it? It is? I feel it. 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:17.160 I'm sweating a little bit between my legs betwixt your legs. 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:18.880 That's cause you dirty. I am. 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:21.040 I did not take a shower this morning, so sorry. 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:22.319 I ran out the house. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.560 I was like, oh, didn't you shower last night? Yes? 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:27.360 I did, okay, because I shower before I go to 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:29.040 bed every night. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:31.520 No, not okay, because I feel like I know you, friend, 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:33.320 and that don't sound like your ministry. 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:35.400 Wow, Marie, you just be throwing. 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:38.640 Marie is queen of throw your friend underneath the bus. 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:40.000 I also drive that bus. 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:44.559 Yeah you're you do not Taraji p hens in me 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:45.040 at all? 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:45.800 Sis. 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:48.240 If we win, we're at the Golden Globes, I will 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:51.400 Taraji the pea out of your headsen, okay, when. 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:53.040 I'll oh about yeah that's my friend. 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.160 I took my shoe off and throw it like and 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:57.560 then I'll go get it because you know, so three 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:58.400 thousand dollars shoe. 0:00:58.400 --> 0:00:59.279 But I'll go get it. 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:02.200 But yes, yes, says what you need to Taraji. When 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:04.160 me and when I'm at my low too. You can't 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:06.880 just wait until the to the top moment. That's not fair. 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:08.480 That's not a ride or die. 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:13.600 I mean it's ride, it's not at all. 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:16.240 I text you when you were talking about the stalker. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:17.240 I was like, I'll come through. 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:19.200 Let me know. I said, Hey, what are you gonna 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:22.280 do for me? Be loud. You're gonna be a shield sending. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:24.000 Everybody's too thin to stop it. 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:24.640 Go be loud. 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:27.720 I'm gonna tell everybody. I'm gonna go live. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:30.320 If a stalker is coming at me, I'm gonna have 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:32.360 to save you from saving me from the stalker. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.840 I feel like it's gonna go live. The followers will 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:35.360 save us. 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:39.040 No, the father's gonna be like, oh no, no, no, 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.600 are those the shoes that you were to get murdered me? 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:47.280 I don't. I'm not ready. H So, sid, what were 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:48.400 you an expert in this week? 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:51.480 I'm an expert, and I think it's time to let 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:52.560 some friends go. 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:54.440 Yes, it's time to let them go. 0:01:55.320 --> 0:02:02.480 It's so hot, du say goodbye. Listen to I have 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:04.440 to pour out a little bit of pelgrino for some 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:07.400 of these folks. It's just like you move up like you. 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:10.920 It happens like you the separation. You're just like, I 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:14.399 feel like we have nothing in comedy anymore. I'm super sober. 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:16.520 I'm going out of my way to keep up with 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:19.600 these people and their lifestyle, and it's just like it's 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:21.040 not conducive. 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.560 To me being on the top. 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:24.000 You know, I'm going to be at the top, and 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:26.880 I just can't have this refrafh around. 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:28.880 It's just refra First. 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.200 Of all, you hit us with conducive and refract all 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:32.240 in the same sentence. 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:36.040 Here for it, I am exhausted, mind you You just 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:37.320 do that in there because you wanted me to add 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.040 that word to the list. Yeah, I'm not adding that. 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:40.960 But it's like I had so many friends before I 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.720 started comedy. I had so many and it's just like 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:47.800 everything is dwindling down to the very very last. 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:50.200 Because of comedy, or because of your sobriety, or because 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:52.200 you're getting older and you don't have time to waste time. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:55.560 All three, all three, but especially sobriety. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:58.880 I think that I wrote a post on Instagram saying 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:01.520 that for the month of Novae, if you really want 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.560 to hang out with me, you can't drink around me. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:05.600 For the month of November. 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:07.600 And you know, I think I think a lot of 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:09.679 people hit me up, but it was also people who 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:10.560 don't drink. 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:11.000 Yeah. 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:12.480 I was like Sidney, me and Carolina are down to 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:14.239 do that. Sydney was like, you don't really drink around me. 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.120 I'm like, sis, only if the drinks are free. But like, 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:18.840 I'm not somebody. I'm not a big drinker. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.240 No, you'll have one or two drinks and then you'll 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:24.799 just hold a drink and make it sw Yeah, You're have. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:27.040 A long train ride home, okay, because I'm not jumping 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:30.240 into uber pool. You're not you duzzling drinks and then 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:31.000 getting on the train. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:31.280 Lane. 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:34.680 You're so good, you always get on the train. It 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:36.000 doesn't matter what time of night it is. 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:40.040 In a storm, okay, in a hailstorm, I click my 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:41.760 heels together and walk to the train. 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:42.760 Yeah. 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:44.960 So I just have to I just need to let 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.760 these people go and just realize it's okay. It's okay 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.760 to not have them in my life anymore. I totally 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:54.280 truly miss them, and I miss not having enough friends 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:56.480 outside of comedy that I could just like vent to 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:58.560 or just listen to their problems. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:02.280 It's okay, it's okay. I just make new friends. I mean, 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.880 do you want to listen to people's problems? Yeah, to 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.560 make me remind myself, like, shit, ain't that bad? I 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:10.520 mean it could always be worse. You know, it could 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:11.280 always be worse. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.680 It is, but I'm you know, I'm glad with I 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:19.000 have this list of like who I'm letting go? Anybody, 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:21.839 anybody who don't give me no like black hand emoji 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:23.840 claps on my on my answer you. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:27.560 I only use the black emojis so much so that 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.320 like when somebody sends me a white one, I'm like, 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.320 who text to me right now? 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:34.239 If I've ever posted some good news and you haven't wrote, 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:38.080 congrats you on that list? 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:43.760 If you text me HBD on my birthday, I'm HBD. 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:45.320 You can't Happy birthday. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:49.480 Nope, not out, not the whole thing. HBD. That's three words. 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.200 Happy birthday is two words. It's so lazy. I mean, 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:55.960 I deserve more. Okay, Well what about you? Marine? Am 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:56.280 I am? 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.359 I still gonna be on the list with the Taraji 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:01.320 p Henson energy. 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:05.440 Orna by y'all. Well, since Sydney just broke the fourth wall, 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.440 so sorry, what was I. 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:12.400 An expert in this week? I don't know, oh, just 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:13.360 bettering myself. 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:14.640 Okay, okay, you know I. 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:17.039 Started taking another acting class because she's trying to book 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:20.479 something for pilot season next year and so that we 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:24.039 can go to the Globes and uh, you know, I 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:24.840 have this acting class. 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:26.520 I walked in. It was all women in the class, 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:26.719 and I. 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:28.440 Was like, look at all of us women. 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:30.080 I was the only black girl, but still it was 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:31.200 all women. Uh. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:33.880 And then this guy came in and I was like, oh, 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:37.600 is this somebody's boyfriend. He's an actor, he's in the class. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:41.240 He's giving me like a young who is the basketball player? 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:43.760 I mean the football player on the Giants that is 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:48.000 like kind of Dominican Okay, nobody knows. 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:50.760 He's like he's I feel like his name is Aaron. No, 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:54.400 not Aaron. That dude killed himself. Uh my god, Mary, 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:56.080 I can't remember what his name is. He was. I 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:58.479 feel like he was he's dating Karuchi. Who's Cruci dating 0:05:58.520 --> 0:05:58.840 right now? 0:05:58.880 --> 0:05:59.520 Oh? Vince? 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.680 Something? Is it? Is it fence? Somebody googled this? Also, 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:05.160 I don't know how to spell Crucci. But anyway, the 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:05.520 guy came in. 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:08.320 He kind of looked like that, and I was like, oh, well, 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:09.640 welcome and seen. 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:14.480 Victor Cruz cruise. Did you look it up? You know, 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:15.600 I know who he was. 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.440 Because he ain't ship so I knew. I was like, oh, 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:18.920 I know all the ancient. 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:21.680 Yeah, that guy, the guy that came in that into 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:23.200 my acting class. He kind of looked like him. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:25.760 Okay, work. So he's tall, had body, he was tall, 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.239 hit body. He was darker skin than Victor. 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:32.840 And you know his acting was like like my potential, 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:34.440 he has potential for growth. 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:35.520 Yeah, you could be in the. 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:35.920 Gym with him. 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:37.360 You could be shooting in the gym with him. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:40.200 Yeah, he was tall, he had a nice body. Anyway, 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:41.880 I don't remember what I was talking why I bought. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:44.839 Him up, But he's in my class. Attractive man is 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:46.440 in my class. I thought you said it was all 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:50.360 women though, right, But he's in the class, and I'm like. 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:54.200 I am So was I an expert in anything this week? 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:54.320 No? 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.160 Not really, No better than yourself. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:59.440 You're paying for an acting class list expensive to do 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.120 what we do. It is because it's a lot of 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:03.480 just investing in ourselves. 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.560 Right, because we're not really making money yet. No, we're 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:07.359 not spend a lot of money to make money. 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:10.559 Should I strip? Should I join? Like the Players Club. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:15.000 Well for your birthday, you damn near just past sick. Yeah, 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.800 there was like a layer of glitter though, sis, because 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:18.520 I'm Christian. 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.920 Your your outfit was like the outfit they have on 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.720 before they get on the pole, you know, when they 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:31.080 walk around to like see clients, Like yes, when it's 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:33.880 like some literal sheer robe situation, it's. 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:36.800 Like, hey, Donald, how's your wife doing that? Yeah, that's 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.200 what you have my butt. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:41.640 I'm like ooh, And then you try to like put 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:43.320 your clothes together, like, oh, I don't want you to 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:44.160 see anything, but it's like. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:45.600 Bitch, we can see all your nipples. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.560 I mean, honestly, I'm trying to better my body the 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.679 best way that I can, and that's going to the gym. 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:52.560 And uh, do you know what a pistol squad is? No, 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:56.000 it's okay, the guest knows. Okay, let's just go ahead 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:57.320 and bring the guests in because he knows what. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:57.880 It's like. 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:01.000 A one legged squad situation. It's very you know, you 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:02.880 gotta have a good corner, good good thighs. 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:04.640 So it sounds like a flamingo situation. 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:09.440 Yes, if flamingos had nice legs, you know, they got. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:10.840 Them like needle legs. Yeah, they do. 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:13.240 It's basically most of the men in New York City 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.600 they have flamingo legs because they don't do leg day. 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:18.560 They only do upper body. It's trash. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:21.720 Yeah, tragic moment of silence for all the men who 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:22.480 don't do leg day. 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:27.200 All right, But speaking of somebody who does do leg 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:31.320 day on a rag our guests, la la, We're so 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:33.360 lucky I have blessed this guess. 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:37.800 He's a great comedian, he's a great performer, and he's blonde. 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:38.840 Now so blonde. 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:41.079 You're always switching it up and I love that. Keep 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:44.760 me on my souls, Daddy, give it up for our 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:47.160 wedding expert, Dave Mazzoni. 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:51.080 Hey, guys, I'm thrilled to be here. And you know 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:52.560 what a misol squad is. I do know what a 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:53.839 pistol squad is. It's hard. 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:55.199 I know, I did them yesterday. 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:57.640 It's like you don't move your you you hold one 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:59.120 leg out and you go all the way down and 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:00.960 all the way back up on on that other leg, 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:03.760 so you are solely using one leg to lift your 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:04.800 whole body weight back up. 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:07.680 The city doesn't see what we're talking about. IM gonna 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:08.640 do I'm ana demonstrated for you. 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:09.800 Okay, let's see. 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:14.959 This is okay, yeah, this is It's like we've been 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:16.000 doing that on a dick too. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.480 I can already tell you'd be doing that on the d. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:23.760 The dicks. That is certainly a move that you could 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.839 pull out. It's tough. That's like what people do on 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.360 Instagram when they're like flexing about how much they work out. 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:30.000 Like all those thoughts and the way down and come 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:30.640 all the way back up. 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:32.840 Yeah, they can make they make it happen. Sometimes it's tough. 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:34.280 You did that Instagram. 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.920 Those Instagram fitness chicks make money though, Oh absolutely, Like 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:41.280 they were in Forbes last year for the City's gonna 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.360 try to do a No, that's not your leg has 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.600 to be out, yes, now do. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:50.360 It now and uh see its real easy. But back up, 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:51.920 tough is tough. 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:56.720 Was hell you did healed boot that was traveling back y'all. 0:09:57.040 --> 0:10:00.000 It's just for the people in the studio everyone. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:04.160 I was like, oh, well, you both went for it. 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:06.320 I mean, it's the effort that counts trying. 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:08.720 Dave, I feel like I don't really know that much 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:12.160 about you. Yeah, so talk to us. Where are you from? 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:13.920 Let's see, I am from Rhode Island. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.760 Oh wow, and you don't give me Rhode Island. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.840 By no, I dropped. I had an accent really bad 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.920 when I moved to the city. I went to n 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:23.920 y U and when I got there, it was like 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:26.560 one of the only Yeah, let me just drop that. Casually. 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:28.240 I could have bought a house, but I went to 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.400 theater school instead. I could have put a car in 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:35.200 the garage in that house probably as well. Yes, nine dollars, 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:37.920 oh yeah, a year, so much. And they didn't give 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:39.439 me a dime because of how white I am. 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.720 I mean, did you tell them on the application that 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:42.800 you were gave No? 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:44.840 You know, at the time, I was still in full denial, 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:48.080 which in retrospect was a huge mistake. But also I 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.120 mean I was going in and auditioning for the theater program, 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:51.960 so I don't know they knew. 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:53.400 They definitely knew. 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:56.040 I mean like I graduated from Tissue with a degree 0:10:56.040 --> 0:11:01.040 in drama, but certainly minored with a degree in dick sucking. 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:03.679 I'm just saying, you put the dick on the table. 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:04.600 It's on the table. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.160 Is there a proper technique to suck a dick? 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:12.000 Is there anything that the listeners maybe are listening to 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:13.680 that they don't know that they should be doing. 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:15.559 This is going off the rails real early. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.360 I love it. We're going to go in there. You no, 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:20.160 I'm with it. So here's my thing on sucking dick. 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:21.400 And my boyfriend and I were talking about this the 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.439 other night, got his hand on his thigh off. 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:24.560 I mean, he's got some. 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:29.120 Wisdom on the dick sucking. 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:30.079 Teach the children. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:32.040 I mean, it's just like it depends on whether or 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.480 not you're dealing with a circumcised dick or an uncircumcised 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:35.400 Oh my god. 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:36.800 I don't want to talk about the turtleneck dicks. 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:41.720 Listen, Circumcised dicks are mutilated. I I was circumcised as 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.559 a child, and you lose sensitivity in your penis, that's 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.000 what people always say, But it's you. Dick still feels. 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.959 It still works, it still works. But like when you 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.280 have foreskin, you're the tip of your penis is only 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:56.520 happening when it's happening, But when you're when you're cut, 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.440 it's like the tip of your penis is constantly touching everything. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:05.520 So it's because it's it's just it's just rushing against everything. 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:09.080 Fabric your genes, like it's constantly just out there. So 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:14.679 these little touches like like you just you don't feel that. 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:17.480 So we need to have more uncircumcised men. 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:20.400 So I'm saying yes, I'm saying so in regards as 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.200 it pertains to dick sucking. Right, Uh, if the man 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:27.800 is circumcised, then I would say the it's about as 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:30.120 much time you spend off the dick as you spend 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:33.439 on the dick. The contrast between the. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:37.679 Contrast, you better give us some vocab Second, I mean, 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:39.320 this is like one of the only things I feel 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:42.200 quality to get academic on. 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:47.600 Yeah, this was part of my miner. Oh my god. Anyway, 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:51.360 it's like the temperature change between being hot on the 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:55.200 dick and cold off the dick, like increases stimulation. I 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:59.359 would say personally for someone who's circumcised, someone who's uncircumcised, 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.320 just go for just have fun. They are gonna blow. 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:03.720 No, there's no rules. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:07.120 Yeah, there's no rules with them, there's no don't be afraid, 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.199 but make sure it's clean, you know, like a man, 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:12.400 a man who takes care of himself. I'm all for it, 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.240 but like, if not, I'm not going down there like 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:15.800 I have. I'm absolutely fine to say. 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:18.560 No, ladies, have you some standards. If you see some 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:21.560 lint at the tip, girl runs, it ain't the for you. 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:22.959 No, no, no, no, no, no no. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.280 If the dicks start looking like like underneath the couch 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:29.880 and whatnot, just dusty and like a skittle from like 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:33.120 twenty and fifteen, like, no, that's not the dick for yous. 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.280 No it's not the one. I agree, back, get out 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:37.720 of there, call the uber. But I would get on 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:38.320 the train. 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:43.400 Ready to eat the skittle though, because the more little flavors. 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:45.240 Taste. 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.000 What if it was a purple skin, would you eat 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:48.720 a purple skin? No? 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:50.240 No, no, but if it was if it was a 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.080 red skittle, absolutely that's what they want. 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:53.839 It's not really red, though, it's a yellow one that 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:55.040 turned red because he's been in there. 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:56.720 So look at you. 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:59.360 You maybe had one of them skittles too, bit science, 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:01.800 you're making me want skills. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:04.880 Let's get back to where we were. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.760 Well, so, anyway, I think we were talking about weddings. 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:08.720 Oh no, we were talking. 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.840 About Tish, right, because I wanted to get to know you. 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:14.000 Yes, yes, when to Tish, it was really great. I 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:15.840 moved from Hode Island. I described Rhode Island to people 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:17.800 as like a combination of New Jersey and Boston. 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.560 Yes, that's exactly what it is, because it's like, you 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:24.000 guys should have more manners, but you don't know. 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.480 It's like it's a bunch of Irish people and a 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.280 bunch of Italians and like everyone has in common that 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:34.280 they are over drinkers, but like, I don't know, it's like, uh, Boston, 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:36.280 Lenk's in there, And I really, to be honest, the 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:38.960 Boston crowds not from me. Everyone in Rhode Island when 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:40.920 they're looking for colleges that they're looking to get out 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:43.400 of the out of where they grew up, everyone goes 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:45.200 to Boston. And I went there once and was like, 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:46.240 this is not from me. 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:47.320 It's homogenized. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:50.760 It's just it's absolutely one. It's homogenizes the perfect word 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:51.840 for like it is. 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:53.360 I don't know what that word. 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:58.320 All the same, they say that like New York city 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.560 of the world and Boston is a city of bost Stonians, 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:02.960 and it's like you either you either are Boston or 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:06.000 you're not. You're either at Fenway Park with your significant 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:09.280 other in Red Sox teas and having genuine fun it seems, 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:13.760 it seems or you're in another city. I mean, it's 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:14.600 just not doable for me. 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:15.960 Baseball is so boring too. 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:17.840 I can you know I have to care all of 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:21.440 a sudden about baseball because my cousin started playing Major 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:23.000 League Baseball for the Toronto Blue Jays. 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:25.920 So okay, So I'm like, black girls. 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:29.240 Are Honestly, he's so cute. He's twenty five years old. 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:30.240 He's been like hustling for. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:32.400 This soul, like one year younger than me. 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.720 When you're older than me, it's tough for them though, 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:39.960 because like being a we often would relate, like at 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:41.960 fexsgaming when we would get together, and I'd be like, oh, 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:44.080 you know, we're both chasing dreams out here, like what 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:45.760 you're trying to do, what I'm trying to do. You know, 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:47.320 while they are very different, they're both like one in 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:49.120 a million chances and you really got to give your 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:50.640 all to it. You know. He didn't go to college. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:53.560 He went straight to play Triple A baseball. They bust 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.160 them around, They pay them like one hundred dollars a game, 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.560 like it's chicken shit gigs. I didn't know that. 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:02.280 Wait, so he he just and he just went pro. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.480 Yeah, so he got the call maybe two months ago. 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:06.240 So the season has ended, I believe, or it's very 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:11.400 close to ending. But he got you know, to be honest, 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:15.760 thanksgivings about to happen. Better believe I'm going to get 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:18.320 the tea on that report. We might need investors. I 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:23.080 got some projects going on. Gave me show right, all 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.240 of a sudden, I got I've got somebody who might 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:28.280 have some serious cash flow. You need to investor, honey, 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:30.600 Yes I do. And he's he's a great kid. But 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:31.840 like now, all of a sudden, I got to figure 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:34.680 out baseball. It's just it goes on for a long time, 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:36.440 but you know what is fun. It just feel like 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:39.480