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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hi guys, Hello, wing on a girl. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: we're doing it. We're doing We're in the studio feeling.

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Speaker 1: The heat is working?

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Speaker 3: Is it? It is? I feel it.

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Speaker 2: I'm sweating a little bit between my legs betwixt your legs.

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Speaker 3: That's cause you dirty. I am.

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Speaker 2: I did not take a shower this morning, so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I ran out the house.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, didn't you shower last night? Yes?

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Speaker 3: I did, okay, because I shower before I go to

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Speaker 3: bed every night.

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Speaker 4: No, not okay, because I feel like I know you, friend,

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Speaker 4: and that don't sound like your ministry.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Marie, you just be throwing.

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Speaker 2: Marie is queen of throw your friend underneath the bus.

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Speaker 3: I also drive that bus.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you're you do not Taraji p hens in me

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Speaker 2: at all?

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Speaker 1: Sis.

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Speaker 4: If we win, we're at the Golden Globes, I will

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Speaker 4: Taraji the pea out of your headsen, okay, when.

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Speaker 3: I'll oh about yeah that's my friend.

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Speaker 4: I took my shoe off and throw it like and

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Speaker 4: then I'll go get it because you know, so three

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Speaker 4: thousand dollars shoe.

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Speaker 3: But I'll go get it.

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Speaker 2: But yes, yes, says what you need to Taraji. When

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Speaker 2: me and when I'm at my low too. You can't

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Speaker 2: just wait until the to the top moment. That's not fair.

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Speaker 2: That's not a ride or die.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's ride, it's not at all.

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Speaker 2: I text you when you were talking about the stalker.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'll come through.

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Speaker 3: Let me know. I said, Hey, what are you gonna

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Speaker 3: do for me? Be loud. You're gonna be a shield sending.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's too thin to stop it.

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Speaker 1: Go be loud.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell everybody. I'm gonna go live.

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Speaker 4: If a stalker is coming at me, I'm gonna have

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Speaker 4: to save you from saving me from the stalker.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's gonna go live. The followers will

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Speaker 3: save us.

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Speaker 4: No, the father's gonna be like, oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: are those the shoes that you were to get murdered me?

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Speaker 3: I don't. I'm not ready. H So, sid, what were

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Speaker 3: you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: I'm an expert, and I think it's time to let

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Speaker 2: some friends go.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's time to let them go.

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Speaker 2: It's so hot, du say goodbye. Listen to I have

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Speaker 2: to pour out a little bit of pelgrino for some

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Speaker 2: of these folks. It's just like you move up like you.

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Speaker 2: It happens like you the separation. You're just like, I

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Speaker 2: feel like we have nothing in comedy anymore. I'm super sober.

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Speaker 2: I'm going out of my way to keep up with

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Speaker 2: these people and their lifestyle, and it's just like it's

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Speaker 2: not conducive.

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Speaker 1: To me being on the top.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm going to be at the top, and

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Speaker 2: I just can't have this refrafh around.

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Speaker 3: It's just refra First.

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Speaker 4: Of all, you hit us with conducive and refract all

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Speaker 4: in the same sentence.

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Speaker 3: Here for it, I am exhausted, mind you You just

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Speaker 3: do that in there because you wanted me to add

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Speaker 3: that word to the list. Yeah, I'm not adding that.

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Speaker 2: But it's like I had so many friends before I

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Speaker 2: started comedy. I had so many and it's just like

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Speaker 2: everything is dwindling down to the very very last.

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Speaker 4: Because of comedy, or because of your sobriety, or because

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Speaker 4: you're getting older and you don't have time to waste time.

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Speaker 3: All three, all three, but especially sobriety.

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Speaker 2: I think that I wrote a post on Instagram saying

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Speaker 2: that for the month of Novae, if you really want

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Speaker 2: to hang out with me, you can't drink around me.

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Speaker 3: For the month of November.

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Speaker 2: And you know, I think I think a lot of

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Speaker 2: people hit me up, but it was also people who

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Speaker 2: don't drink.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was like Sidney, me and Carolina are down to

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Speaker 4: do that. Sydney was like, you don't really drink around me.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, sis, only if the drinks are free. But like,

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Speaker 4: I'm not somebody. I'm not a big drinker.

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Speaker 2: No, you'll have one or two drinks and then you'll

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Speaker 2: just hold a drink and make it sw Yeah, You're have.

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Speaker 4: A long train ride home, okay, because I'm not jumping

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Speaker 4: into uber pool. You're not you duzzling drinks and then

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Speaker 4: getting on the train.

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Speaker 1: Lane.

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Speaker 2: You're so good, you always get on the train. It

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Speaker 2: doesn't matter what time of night it is.

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Speaker 4: In a storm, okay, in a hailstorm, I click my

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Speaker 4: heels together and walk to the train.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I just have to I just need to let

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Speaker 2: these people go and just realize it's okay. It's okay

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Speaker 2: to not have them in my life anymore. I totally

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Speaker 2: truly miss them, and I miss not having enough friends

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Speaker 2: outside of comedy that I could just like vent to

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Speaker 2: or just listen to their problems.

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Speaker 3: It's okay, it's okay. I just make new friends. I mean,

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Speaker 3: do you want to listen to people's problems? Yeah, to

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Speaker 3: make me remind myself, like, shit, ain't that bad? I

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Speaker 3: mean it could always be worse. You know, it could

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Speaker 3: always be worse.

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Speaker 2: It is, but I'm you know, I'm glad with I

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Speaker 2: have this list of like who I'm letting go? Anybody,

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Speaker 2: anybody who don't give me no like black hand emoji

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Speaker 2: claps on my on my answer you.

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Speaker 4: I only use the black emojis so much so that

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Speaker 4: like when somebody sends me a white one, I'm like,

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Speaker 4: who text to me right now?

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Speaker 2: If I've ever posted some good news and you haven't wrote,

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Speaker 2: congrats you on that list?

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Speaker 4: If you text me HBD on my birthday, I'm HBD.

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Speaker 1: You can't Happy birthday.

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Speaker 3: Nope, not out, not the whole thing. HBD. That's three words.

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Speaker 3: Happy birthday is two words. It's so lazy. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I deserve more. Okay, Well what about you? Marine? Am

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Speaker 3: I am?

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Speaker 4: I still gonna be on the list with the Taraji

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Speaker 4: p Henson energy.

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Speaker 3: Orna by y'all. Well, since Sydney just broke the fourth wall,

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Speaker 3: so sorry, what was I.

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Speaker 4: An expert in this week? I don't know, oh, just

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Speaker 4: bettering myself.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you know I.

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Speaker 4: Started taking another acting class because she's trying to book

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Speaker 4: something for pilot season next year and so that we

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Speaker 4: can go to the Globes and uh, you know, I

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Speaker 4: have this acting class.

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Speaker 3: I walked in. It was all women in the class,

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Speaker 3: and I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, look at all of us women.

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Speaker 3: I was the only black girl, but still it was

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Speaker 3: all women. Uh.

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Speaker 4: And then this guy came in and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 4: is this somebody's boyfriend. He's an actor, he's in the class.

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Speaker 3: He's giving me like a young who is the basketball player?

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Speaker 4: I mean the football player on the Giants that is

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Speaker 4: like kind of Dominican Okay, nobody knows.

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Speaker 3: He's like he's I feel like his name is Aaron. No,

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Speaker 3: not Aaron. That dude killed himself. Uh my god, Mary,

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Speaker 3: I can't remember what his name is. He was. I

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Speaker 3: feel like he was he's dating Karuchi. Who's Cruci dating

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Speaker 3: right now?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Vince?

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Speaker 3: Something? Is it? Is it fence? Somebody googled this? Also,

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Speaker 3: I don't know how to spell Crucci. But anyway, the

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Speaker 3: guy came in.

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Speaker 4: He kind of looked like that, and I was like, oh, well,

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Speaker 4: welcome and seen.

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Speaker 3: Victor Cruz cruise. Did you look it up? You know,

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Speaker 3: I know who he was.

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Speaker 2: Because he ain't ship so I knew. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I know all the ancient.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that guy, the guy that came in that into

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Speaker 4: my acting class. He kind of looked like him.

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Speaker 3: Okay, work. So he's tall, had body, he was tall,

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Speaker 3: hit body. He was darker skin than Victor.

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Speaker 4: And you know his acting was like like my potential,

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Speaker 4: he has potential for growth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could be in the.

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Speaker 3: Gym with him.

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Speaker 1: You could be shooting in the gym with him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he was tall, he had a nice body. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: I don't remember what I was talking why I bought.

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Speaker 3: Him up, But he's in my class. Attractive man is

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Speaker 3: in my class. I thought you said it was all

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Speaker 3: women though, right, But he's in the class, and I'm like.

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Speaker 4: I am So was I an expert in anything this week?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: Not really, No better than yourself.

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Speaker 2: You're paying for an acting class list expensive to do

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Speaker 2: what we do. It is because it's a lot of

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Speaker 2: just investing in ourselves.

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Speaker 4: Right, because we're not really making money yet. No, we're

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Speaker 4: not spend a lot of money to make money.

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Speaker 3: Should I strip? Should I join? Like the Players Club.

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Speaker 4: Well for your birthday, you damn near just past sick. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: there was like a layer of glitter though, sis, because

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Speaker 4: I'm Christian.

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Speaker 2: Your your outfit was like the outfit they have on

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Speaker 2: before they get on the pole, you know, when they

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Speaker 2: walk around to like see clients, Like yes, when it's

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Speaker 2: like some literal sheer robe situation, it's.

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Speaker 3: Like, hey, Donald, how's your wife doing that? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: what you have my butt.

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Speaker 2: I'm like ooh, And then you try to like put

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Speaker 2: your clothes together, like, oh, I don't want you to

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Speaker 2: see anything, but it's like.

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Speaker 3: Bitch, we can see all your nipples.

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Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, I'm trying to better my body the

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Speaker 4: best way that I can, and that's going to the gym.

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Speaker 4: And uh, do you know what a pistol squad is? No,

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Speaker 4: it's okay, the guest knows. Okay, let's just go ahead

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Speaker 4: and bring the guests in because he knows what.

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Speaker 3: It's like.

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Speaker 4: A one legged squad situation. It's very you know, you

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Speaker 4: gotta have a good corner, good good thighs.

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Speaker 3: So it sounds like a flamingo situation.

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Speaker 4: Yes, if flamingos had nice legs, you know, they got.

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Speaker 3: Them like needle legs. Yeah, they do.

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Speaker 2: It's basically most of the men in New York City

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Speaker 2: they have flamingo legs because they don't do leg day.

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Speaker 3: They only do upper body. It's trash.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, tragic moment of silence for all the men who

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Speaker 4: don't do leg day.

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Speaker 2: All right, But speaking of somebody who does do leg

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Speaker 2: day on a rag our guests, la la, We're so

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Speaker 2: lucky I have blessed this guess.

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Speaker 3: He's a great comedian, he's a great performer, and he's blonde.

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Speaker 3: Now so blonde.

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Speaker 2: You're always switching it up and I love that. Keep

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Speaker 2: me on my souls, Daddy, give it up for our

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Speaker 2: wedding expert, Dave Mazzoni.

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, I'm thrilled to be here. And you know

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Speaker 1: what a misol squad is. I do know what a

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Speaker 1: pistol squad is. It's hard.

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Speaker 3: I know, I did them yesterday.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you put the dick on the table.

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Speaker 1: It's on the table.

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Speaker 3: Is there a proper technique to suck a dick?

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Speaker 4: Is there anything that the listeners maybe are listening to

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Speaker 1: I love it. We're going to go in there. You no,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like it depends on whether or

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Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about the turtleneck dicks.

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Speaker 1: Listen, Circumcised dicks are mutilated. I I was circumcised as

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Speaker 1: It still works, it still works. But like when you

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Speaker 2: So it's because it's it's just it's just rushing against everything.

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Speaker 3: So we need to have more uncircumcised men.

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Speaker 1: So I'm saying yes, I'm saying so in regards as

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Speaker 2: Contrast, you better give us some vocab Second, I mean,

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Speaker 2: this is like one of the only things I feel

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this was part of my miner. Oh my god. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: No, there's no rules.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no rules with them, there's no don't be afraid,

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Speaker 3: No, ladies, have you some standards. If you see some

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Speaker 2: Ready to eat the skittle though, because the more little flavors.

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Speaker 2: red skittle, absolutely that's what they want.

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Speaker 1: So look at you.

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Speaker 6: You maybe had one of them skittles too, bit science,

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Speaker 6: you're making me want skills.

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Speaker 3: Let's get back to where we were.

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Speaker 1: Well, so, anyway, I think we were talking about weddings.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, we were talking.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly what it is, because it's like, you

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Speaker 3: It's homogenized.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's absolutely one. It's homogenizes the perfect word

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Speaker 1: When you're older than me, it's tough for them though,

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Speaker 1: Yes I do. And he's he's a great kid. But

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Speaker 1: I mean they got rice there, they have sushi, they

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Speaker 3: Here's baseball. Well that's nice.

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Speaker 1: a very young age, I'm actually like really close friends

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Speaker 1: with now.

442
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,840
Speaker 2: I feel like you could do that in the gay community,

443
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,760
Speaker 2: like just keep it all in the family and then

444
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,439
Speaker 2: still keep up. And it's just like straights. It's like

445
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,680
Speaker 2: if we fu I don't want to see you ever again.

446
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,040
Speaker 2: You need to just disappear. You should be dead.

447
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,200
Speaker 1: Yes, we just get burned. I think it's a little

448
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,840
Speaker 1: bit more like because n Y you were so like,

449
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,520
Speaker 1: oh my god, we're all here. It's like going away

450
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,359
Speaker 1: to camp, but you don't have to find like the

451
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:38,520
Speaker 1: gay camper. Everyone's gay, so it's just like who's dorm

452
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,240
Speaker 1: we going to tonight? How are we gonna pair off?

453
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:40,440
Speaker 2: Here?

454
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,359
Speaker 1: But you learn a lot about what you like and

455
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,400
Speaker 1: what you don't like, and also like it brings you

456
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,800
Speaker 1: you know, sex is a component of it, but also

457
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,160
Speaker 1: you just spending time with those people. And a lot

458
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,280
Speaker 1: of my sisters that I still am very close with,

459
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Speaker 1: I met just like thinking they were going to be

460
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:53,880
Speaker 1: my boyfriend.

461
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:59,240
Speaker 2: When you said sisters, you meant I mean who I

462
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,520
Speaker 2: hooked up with who are not my romantic interests.

463
00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:05,199
Speaker 3: That's what you call them. I don't even know.

464
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:10,160
Speaker 1: Well, I mean SIS is like definitely like y'all thing,

465
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,240
Speaker 1: thank you, Yeah, meeting on this podcast. I love the

466
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,960
Speaker 1: the like sister vibe, but also like in the gay community,

467
00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:18,960
Speaker 1: like SIS is like somebody who you've been through it with,

468
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,360
Speaker 1: who at least like knows what's up.

469
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,480
Speaker 3: We've definitely been through it.

470
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sis.

471
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,399
Speaker 3: But anyway, so where did you meet your boyfriend?

472
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,520
Speaker 1: We met through friend. We were watching RuPaul's drag Race.

473
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,160
Speaker 1: I ever heard of it? Yeah, it's a big part

474
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,480
Speaker 1: of the Gay super Bowl.

475
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,400
Speaker 3: Honestly, what were what were y'all watching before drag Race?

476
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,640
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't know, Like.

477
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,640
Speaker 3: I can't remember definitely watching The L Word. That shit

478
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,200
Speaker 3: was tired.

479
00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:47,160
Speaker 1: No, I didn't watch The L Word.

480
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,080
Speaker 3: I tried to watch an episode of that and I

481
00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:51,439
Speaker 3: was like, it's so old.

482
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,120
Speaker 1: I feel like, but it was.

483
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,320
Speaker 2: Old when they were when it was going on, it

484
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,200
Speaker 2: was like, damn, they can get a young but something.

485
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,200
Speaker 4: They're all established gays like that does not How gay

486
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,960
Speaker 4: were you don't just came out a lawyer, Like, well,

487
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,560
Speaker 4: I feel like lesbians do it different.

488
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,159
Speaker 3: Who knows, Maybe I'll.

489
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,840
Speaker 1: Really be waiting for like the true to life slay

490
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,639
Speaker 1: lesbian sitcom, Like where is it? Well, maybe it was.

491
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,480
Speaker 1: Was it the Allan Show?

492
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 2: No, because that's not everybody's snared it story?

493
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,880
Speaker 3: What about Was she gay on that show?

494
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,080
Speaker 5: No?

495
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:25,160
Speaker 1: Actually I don't think so. She was like she came

496
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,720
Speaker 1: out after she was.

497
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,480
Speaker 3: Right, but like, how many seasons into the Allen Show

498
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Speaker 3: is it? Yeah? It was all for like nine seasons

499
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,359
Speaker 3: and then she was like, I guess I'm gay.

500
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Speaker 1: That was the whole ye I'm gay thing?

501
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she Yeah, it was on she was the

502
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:45,640
Speaker 3: cover of Time magazine. See I'll be reading but she's

503
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,159
Speaker 3: still twenty four. Yeah, but I got Time magazine for

504
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,680
Speaker 3: kids or is that after your time?

505
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 1: Wow? But yeah, we met. So we were watching drag

506
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:58,679
Speaker 1: Race and he had done a show. He was a

507
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,040
Speaker 1: performer for a while, and he'd done a show with

508
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,560
Speaker 1: one of my friends who I went to school with,

509
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 1: and so we just met that night and kind of

510
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 1: like chilled, and then I kept bumping into him at parties. Yeah,

511
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,240
Speaker 1: it's snowballed, like really slowly, really organically. We went to

512
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,399
Speaker 1: this one party called Pretty Ugly, which is in like

513
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,760
Speaker 1: Hell's kitchen, kind of like a underground It's at the

514
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,919
Speaker 1: place where they do Queen of the Night, which is

515
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 1: like a almost like a sleep no more like interactive

516
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 1: theater experience at dinner. That's it's cool. And so we

517
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 1: were down there and we hooked up that one night,

518
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,399
Speaker 1: and that was like when I started to like, you know,

519
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,120
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm actually very into this, Like we're

520
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,919
Speaker 1: not only are we compatible, you know, just conversationally, but

521
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 1: also there was like sexual compatibility.

522
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:35,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

523
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 1: So we just started hanging out more and more and

524
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Speaker 1: then it's.

525
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 3: Pretty cute to your boyfriend.

526
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 1: He's cute.

527
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cute.

528
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 1: You know. He he's been through a lot. His mother

529
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 1: passed away, he's he's been he's had a whole different

530
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 1: set of life experiences, and I have like completely different

531
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,920
Speaker 1: I'd consider like the way I grew up in Rhode

532
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,640
Speaker 1: Island comparatively to you know, all the people I've met

533
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,400
Speaker 1: in my life so far. Pretty nuclear, pretty basic. You know, mom, dad,

534
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 1: I have a younger sister.

535
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,160
Speaker 3: You had a dog?

536
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 1: What my dad actually breeds dogs? Wow? My dad? So

537
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,200
Speaker 1: my dad's a firefighter. He was on the fight department

538
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 1: for twenty Its.

539
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 3: Sounds so Boston. This sounds so straight.

540
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my dad's a he's a he's a fireman.

541
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,159
Speaker 3: He's a I don't know how to say it. In

542
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 3: an accident that wasn't in the dead. You know, you're

543
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,199
Speaker 3: giving me the family guy vibes right now. Now you're

544
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 3: trying to do the pad.

545
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 1: It is very family guy. Family Guy takes place in

546
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: Rhode Island.

547
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was doing it. I was right on the nose.

548
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: You weren't off, you weren't not not correct.

549
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 3: You weren't on, but you weren't off the car.

550
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad will say I love he goes Dave.

551
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 1: I made this chicken this morning, the cast iron frying pan.

552
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable with lemon thyme was unbelievable. Mother,

553
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 1: and I love it. They're in they're in Florida right now, Florida.

554
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 3: I love the accent. So you lost it in school?

555
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god. They wrecked me. Like day one.

556
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: They were like what they were like say that again,

557
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 1: like and I was like I was like what, Like

558
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 1: I'd be like park and they'd be like park pack,

559
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 1: you know, it's just like wide open. And also the Owes,

560
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 1: it'd be like I'd be like in the draw, like,

561
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 1: oh yeah, can you get my notebook? It's in the draw.

562
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 1: The draw, the draw, And just very quickly I was like,

563
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 1: this is not a cute bit. I don't want to

564
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 1: keep repeating this myself. I am not a seal, Like no,

565
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 1: I'm just like throwing me fish every time. So I

566
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I gotta knock this. And also

567
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: anyone you like we did while it was drama school

568
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: is interesting and actors teaching other actors to act is

569
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 1: and that was what I was interested when you said

570
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: you took an acting class. It's like something I I

571
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: definitely should do again, like it's been a little while

572
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 1: and I want to like sharpen my skills. But also

573
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: I like spent so much money and so much time

574
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 1: in acting school that I'm like, I just feel like

575
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: they don't deserve anymore of my money.

576
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you you did like the basics of acting,

577
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 2: so it's kind of like these classes is for I

578
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 2: don't know, comedians that are also doing acting right and.

579
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,479
Speaker 1: Like trying to slagh sides.

580
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just trying to memorize looked for the

581
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 4: pilot or whatever. Now, did you go to school with

582
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 4: the marvelous Miss Maisel?

583
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 1: Yes? I did.

584
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 3: Was she the same year as you?

585
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,479
Speaker 1: Rachel was the same year as us? Yep? She She

586
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 1: and I actually didn't cross over too too much at school.

587
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,479
Speaker 1: It was like when we graduated that she kind of

588
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 1: our like friend group started to intersect. She seems so

589
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 1: much older.

590
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 3: I feel like then, like you guys.

591
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's She's definitely like I mean, especially on camera too.

592
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: It might just be like the time period that her

593
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 1: show is set and we just like imagine her.

594
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 4: No, because I remember her from what's the Kevin Spacey

595
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 4: House of Cards? I remember her from that and I

596
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 4: felt like she was old. She felt older to me

597
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 4: in that too.

598
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she I was with her speaking of

599
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: learning sides, like she was at our apartment with you.

600
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: You were telling me about my roommate Carly drilling these

601
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 1: sides from marvelous Miss Mazel. I remember the day, like

602
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 1: we were like chilling and she was like downstairs and like, look,

603
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: you were kind of like was she really here to

604
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 1: like she gonna drill the sides in the living room? Shore,

605
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: we go upstairs, Like I guess she's like commander with

606
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: the space, but.

607
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 3: She took over the space. But yeah, got a downstairs

608
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 3: in and upstairs for now me.

609
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: So I was like, uh, anyway, I watched her to

610
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: run her sides, and I was like, Wow, this girl

611
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: has got it, Like she knows her lines, is drilling

612
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: them so hard, trying to make choices so nervous, like

613
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: up till three in the morning.

614
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 4: Oh my god, And she got it and she booked

615
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 4: it and she got a golden globe out of it.

616
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, am I mean it's unbelievable, like and

617
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 1: and she really is like just a regular ass check.

618
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 3: I'm so jealous.

619
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 1: She does not have like parents that gave her any

620
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: fancy in into this. She's She's not like Lively. She

621
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: is just she is an inspiration. I think that she.

622
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: I watched her put the work in and to see

623
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: it pay off was it made me feel good. It

624
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: made me feel like, Okay, you can just really go

625
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: for it and like really really try and do it

626
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: and do it all right. Well, I'm gonna learn my side.

627
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 4: In the living room, but I got to find it

628
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 4: upstairs and downstairs to do it.

629
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: We have a duplex in Harlem. It's cute.

630
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 4: We'll be there there.

631
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 1: That's the thing is that we like it up there,

632
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 1: but like, well, we'd settle for a one bedroom like

633
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 1: in Chelsea.

634
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 4: To be honest, I mean honestly, that's settling with a.

635
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 3: Lot of people. New York. It's totally fine.

636
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 1: And what we do it's fully about settling.

637
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,880
Speaker 2: That's our tagline New York City, where you settled.

638
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 3: But let's talk about settling with love.

639
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,679
Speaker 4: Because you're our wedding expert, right, So what is a

640
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 4: like what's a good wedding that you've been to that

641
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 4: you walked in and you were like.

642
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: I think a good wedding is money?

643
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 3: Where where?

644
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: So, like I said, I'm from Rhode Island. So they're

645
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: in Newport, which is like one of the things.

646
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 3: First of all, it's the Creme de la creme Okay Island.

647
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 2: I went there. Language there's there's the marina. It's literally

648
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 2: just boats. It's it's stunning. It's so much money, and

649
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 2: it's people who are just like they don't care that

650
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 2: I want to go. I was in a hotel and

651
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 2: there was a shuttle and the shuttle was the Mercedes

652
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 2: Bins and it was the oldest white man ever who

653
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 2: was driving.

654
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 3: That's well, white man, is your server?

655
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 1: That sounds like island. Yeah, that's some old white money

656
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,479
Speaker 1: down there. I mean those some of those estates, that's

657
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: where a lot of the weddings happen is. They'll like

658
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: rent one of the mansions. There's lots of like there.

659
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: A lot of them are for private events, not like

660
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: nobody lives there. It's just kind of like people rented

661
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 1: out for literally weddings, like like sixty grand to one

662
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,479
Speaker 1: hundred grand for the space.

663
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 4: Then I gotta send out invites. Then I gotta get

664
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,640
Speaker 4: the some cute flowers. I gotta buy the damn dress.

665
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was one at It's called I was gonna

666
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: say Roseland, but that's not right. That was It's called

667
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: the Rose Cliff. It is just a mansion in Newport

668
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: and I went there for a wedding recently and it

669
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: was everything. But it's also like, I think the space

670
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,439
Speaker 1: sets the tone. But when you blow your money on

671
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: the space, I mean we can't have like a chicken finger.

672
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 3: So yeah, what I'm eating I want I want steak.

673
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I also love that when there's a live band.

674
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: I think that that's.

675
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 3: Fun, oh for a DJ.

676
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,239
Speaker 1: I mean I like when there's a live band that

677
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,719
Speaker 1: like it's happening while the party's going, and then like

678
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: as soon as like they have their first dance, then

679
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: we kind of move into like DJ play songs we know, yes,

680
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: but like I can't do like Usher and like like

681
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: Pharrell happy No all night.

682
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 2: I went to a wedding with a live band and

683
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 2: the live band was so tired you could tell they

684
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 2: were not paid properly fatigue. They were looking at their

685
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 2: watches the whole like, bitch, we are not going over.

686
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: A minute over there.

687
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 2: So we are leaving exactly at freaking ten o'clock.

688
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 3: I'm not playing no games with.

689
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: You, no, And they're always like, we'll be right back, guys,

690
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: We're going to take a quick five. And then you

691
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: see them like wipe the smile off their faces, like

692
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: go find a plate to eat.

693
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 3: Ye were smoking cigarettes by the fountain and then they.

694
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 2: Look at the food and they're like this is what

695
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: they got you? No, what are they not paying us?

696
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 3: Right? And I will order the seven.

697
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: So I think at that I went to a wedding,

698
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: I was like not at that Rosecliff mansion. It was like,

699
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: you know a little bit smaller, and there was like

700
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: a giant sculpture of like bread. It was like, you know,

701
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: it was actually really funny, like it was a great

702
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: friend's wedding, but we just like I couldn't believe in

703
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: the back corner of the thing there was like cheese everywhere,

704
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: and that's just like a huge statue of like baguettes

705
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: kind of like like like.

706
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 3: But like sculpture.

707
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was like baguettes and like different kinds

708
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: of like rye bread.

709
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 3: So bored, it's like, just put the bread. I don't

710
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 3: want to see bread.

711
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, who's cutting this bread sculpture to?

712
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: Like you it were supposed to use this for the cheese.

713
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: Can I use this to eat the cheese? I don't

714
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: want to destroy your wedding bread sculpture.

715
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're so your weight, you're all about the space.

716
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 2: I'm going to walk in and feel like, okay, we

717
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: add a wedding.

718
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: Absolutely. I also like when you come in and there's

719
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: like a little sort of table with cards where you like, yes,

720
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: go get your little car. You see where your your

721
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: seat is? Also, I love assigned seats.

722
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 4: How do you feel about skipping, like people going, well,

723
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 4: I guess I'll just sit at your table.

724
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 3: You got an extra check?

725
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 2: No, they set the tables up specifically. They're like, well,

726
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 2: this is a family, this is my single friends.

727
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 3: These are the.

728
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 4: Friends that to get married. You know, people always come

729
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 4: to a wedding. They didn't RSVP too.

730
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 3: Like there's always like at least I want.

731
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 4: To say three people who at least they're like, didn't

732
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 4: rs VP, but they just assumed that you knew they

733
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 4: was coming.

734
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you can't do that.

735
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 2: First of all, that's number one if you don't r

736
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: s VP, and they will harass you like are you.

737
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 3: Coming or not? I'm playing for a place. Yeah, this

738
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 3: is this is not I've.

739
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 4: Seen it, Like my family members have done that, like, hey,

740
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 4: that's a relation ship.

741
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 3: They're not paying for the plates, Like, Poppy, did you

742
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 3: r VP? That's why you can't find your name in

743
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 3: these cars?

744
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: Well you know, And I'm like, yeah, no, there's gonna

745
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: be a bouncer at my wedding if you didn't r VP.

746
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you out. They're not on the list. Honey,

747
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: you can't do this.

748
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not like family style. You pick up

749
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 2: stuff like there's a sign slates.

750
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: I wonder if family style could be cute. We went

751
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: to a wedding that it couldn't be cute.

752
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 3: It was family style.

753
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: It was okay because like you know, some people like

754
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: because I do see, like do you you go to

755
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: weddings and like maybe like like a pathetic little salad

756
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: sits down as the first course and half the people

757
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: don't eat it now right, and like you know, because

758
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: they don't like this or they don't like that, and

759
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, it would just be so much better and

760
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: so much more cost effective.

761
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 4: And also like do even when you do the own

762
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 4: personal place that they like checked off what they wanted.

763
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 4: People don't always eat everything on the plate. No, you're

764
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 4: throwing away more food than people are actually eating.

765
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: I hate it.

766
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 2: I hate a really big wedding because the food is

767
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 2: not going to come out properly because they're making food

768
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 2: for so many people. If you have a small wedding,

769
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 2: like seventy people, the food is going to come out warm,

770
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: and it's just it's going to feel a lot more special.

771
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 2: Because I went to a wedding that had like over

772
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty people and the food was so tired.

773
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 2: You could tell, like the temperature wasn't right on the steak,

774
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 2: the salad had been sitting out. I was like, y'all

775
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 2: didn't spend No, y'all didn't spend your money properly.

776
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 4: The solad's got to be already kind of be out

777
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 4: when I sit down, like, salad should you.

778
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 3: Shouldn't be bringing that out?

779
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: I agree, Right, it's always in Rhode Island, it's always rolls.

780
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: People love like bread. Yeah, bad bread and olive oil.

781
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: It's like the rolls are out, they're sitting on.

782
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 5: That.

783
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: It's all about the ripping debt, ripping deb Yeah.

784
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 2: I went to a wedding that had like a different

785
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 2: different type of food for each table. Like they had

786
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 2: Chinese food, they had Italian, they had sushi.

787
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, they they hooked everybody up.

788
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: It's like you could get whatever you want, and you

789
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 2: felt like, oh, I'm going to get what I like

790
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 2: here exactly. I spent all my money to be here

791
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 2: about an outfit. I got you a gift, take.

792
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: Care of your guess. Don't cut corners with us, dude.

793
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 4: No, we're here to celebrate your love and we hungry. Sorry,

794
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 4: I'm not here for a cash bar.

795
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: No, and like the beer and wine thing. I guess,

796
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: like I don't know, but it's a lot though, like

797
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: some of the places like open bar, they know.

798
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 3: That thousands of dollars.

799
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: If you're coming from a bar, they can fuck you.

800
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's like astronomical. And who even knows

801
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: what people are gonna drink, you know, it's like.

802
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 2: Oh, people are gonna drink. They they the whole day,

803
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 2: Our whole year has been about this fucking wedding. I'm

804
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: getting blasted.

805
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: It's true.

806
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 3: I might even do some bumps, like let's go bumps

807
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 3: on the brid.

808
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: Beautiful wedding. Congratulations.

809
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 2: So like people make weddings such a big deal and

810
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 2: they forget like the guests need to have fun, especially

811
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: if your your friends are single.

812
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 3: It's not about you. It is found love.

813
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: No, I found like you know I love.

814
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 3: Then you wouldn't be putting on this whole like ceremony parade. Well,

815
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 3: we got money.

816
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 4: I found love and I found some money, so that's

817
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 4: why we're playing.

818
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: It feels like a big also, like just deployed for

819
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,719
Speaker 1: an expensive photo shoot. Yeah, don't you notice how they

820
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: stretch these these girls from like I don't know, in

821
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: my hometown, like the people that don't really leave that

822
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 1: just kind of don't got much going on. This wedding

823
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: photoshoot is stretched for like months, like.

824
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that?

825
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: How is that a thing?

826
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 4: You have to take photo photo shoot before the wedding?

827
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, to announce the wedding.

828
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, they get ones of them in a forest. Yeah,

829
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: kind of like maybe like hugging each other.

830
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,240
Speaker 3: Or getting out of a cat. It's like a vintage

831
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 3: New York City cat exactly. You in front of a barn,

832
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,720
Speaker 3: you fucking on a horse, Like, what.

833
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: The hell is going on? I don't know. It's like

834
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: you guys are from Chicago. I don't know what you

835
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 1: guys are doing on this wagon wheel?

836
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 3: Wait? How many weddings have you been to?

837
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: Probably like maybe nine?

838
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 3: Nine weddings this year?

839
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 1: No no, no, not this no, no, yeah, no all time.

840
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: And that's not all. I mean. I have friends who

841
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,359
Speaker 1: like have have had nine this year.

842
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, people like my.

843
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 1: Friend Maddie's like had like he was like friends with

844
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: a bunch of girlfriends in high school and they all

845
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: were like just those kind of girls that as soon

846
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: as one got married, it was like boom boom, boom

847
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: bom boom, and he's like the best gay at every where. Yeah,

848
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 1: I don't like that.

849
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 2: I don't like that because then it's like, well, now

850
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,720
Speaker 2: I'm realizing that you don't have variety in your friends.

851
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 3: Why am I the only gay at this wedding?

852
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: Don't you feel?

853
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 3: Why?

854
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 1: You from high school?

855
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like in a small place like Rhode Island,

856
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 4: like they probably only they only had the one gay.

857
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 1: You know what. To be honest, like we we really

858
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 1: did only have like maybe two out gays, but now

859
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: at this juncture, there's a few more. And it's so funny.

860
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 1: This guy Shane that I went to to high school with,

861
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 1: I saw him recently in Provincetown in Massachusetts, which is

862
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: like iconically gay, the tip of Cape. It's like Fire

863
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: Island to Boston. And I was like Shane and he

864
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 1: was like hey, and I was like, you're gay, you know?

865
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 3: And he's like he was he knew.

866
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: I hadn't really followed up with him in a long time.

867
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: So when I saw him, I was like, I was like,

868
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: we could have had so much sex, we could have

869
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: had a normal childhood.

870
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 3: And he's like, yeah, yeah, he's never got around to it.

871
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 2: But I do look at people's weddings and I side

872
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 2: i them like I'm your only black person that you

873
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 2: ever met ever, like you don't have nobody else that

874
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 2: you work with, and like I'm the only one.

875
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: You should low key being embarrassed.

876
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 2: I've been to so many weddings where I'm the only

877
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 2: black person in the picture, and I'm like, don't you

878
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 2: feel like shit?

879
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 4: But Sydney, I filter for me, like, yeah, they look crazy,

880
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 4: apertures off.

881
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: There is literally look like a shadow next to you.

882
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: Guys like Sidney.

883
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 3: That doesn't surprise me.

884
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 4: About your friend groups, Like you got these like supermodel

885
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 4: like exotic friends, and it's like, yes, Sydney's gonna be

886
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 4: the only black girl in all these pholks.

887
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: Put them on that cut list. Yes, I mean since

888
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: it's happening, that's the whole list.

889
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yes, Cidny's got all these model friends. I'm

890
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 4: not surprised that you like.

891
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 3: They're like, oh, Sydney, you know she's black.

892
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: They don't sound like that. They speak English.

893
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 4: She's a blacks Sidney was your black friend.

894
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 3: And you're like, Marie, she ain't got no money for

895
00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 3: this wedding.

896
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 4: How do we feel about like what what what.

897
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 3: Are your thoughts on wedding dresses or the way that

898
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 3: people dress for your wedding, let's talk about it.

899
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: I am into a bold choice. I say, like, my

900
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: favorite weddings are the weddings I leave and I go,

901
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 1: that was damn. And I know that sounds so tacky,

902
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: but like, you know, don't you want to give into it.

903
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: I mean we're here at like essentially like a live

904
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: action like ending scene of a romantic comedy, so like

905
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: let's just go all the way here, and I want

906
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: to leave the wedding being like that dress was perfect

907
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: for her, or that suit was so great on him,

908
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: or oh my god, I actually officiated a wedding. Oh

909
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: look at you.

910
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, he took out of the class online.

911
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: So it's twenty It's like the same way that you

912
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,720
Speaker 1: can get like your pet qualified as like a service

913
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: job twenty five dollars and like an online certificate. Yeah,

914
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: it's like, truly, there is nothing, there's no reason that

915
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 1: there's nothing you need to do in order to become officiated.

916
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,240
Speaker 1: It's twenty five bucks.

917
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,439
Speaker 3: That's it. Yeah, pay twenty five dollars.

918
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: And I get as to the Universal Life Church, which

919
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: is just a fake inution. Ur they sound like they

920
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: really need money.

921
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 3: I want to get listen.

922
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 4: People listening, I'm going to get ordained to be a

923
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 4: minister and officiate weddings.

924
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 3: So if you really like this podcast.

925
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,760
Speaker 4: I don't see it at me away. Velvet white tuxedo.

926
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 1: It's a good thing to have because if your friends

927
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: ever needed, you're out of a gift for the wedding.

928
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 1: Because hiring a priest or Inefficient is like eight hundred

929
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: to one thousand dollars.

930
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 3: Well that's how much you should be getting paid to me.

931
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they if you're hiring your friend, and like,

932
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 2: well that's my friend, So you know what are we

933
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 2: going to give you?

934
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:34,959
Speaker 3: Like two hundred dollars?

935
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, I need an eight hundred to one

936
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 4: thousand dollars going right currently for for black efficient and

937
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 4: actually higher than that.

938
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: It's so rare.

939
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 3: Do't do this.

940
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: It's a whole certificate. It's twenty five dollars.

941
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 2: What do you think about the bride having a dress

942
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: for the wedding and then they slip into another dress,

943
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 2: party dress.

944
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 1: Into a reveal. I mean that's I'm going to do

945
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: that at my wedding. I'm gonna have like a suit

946
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: for the ceremony, classic suit, and then like some type

947
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: of I'm hopefully going to be very rich at this wedding, Yeah, yes,

948
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:13,919
Speaker 1: some type of custom Mark Jacob's like crazy sequin expensive extra, yes. Yes,

949
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: And when we enter something like that, I don't know.

950
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: I want my boyfriend and I to definitely we have

951
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: our wedding is gonna need to be at like Radio City,

952
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: like you said you have weddings. Yeah, but we have

953
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: so many friends and like and I love all of them,

954
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: and I actually like something that I've always done is

955
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: try to bring the party like to my house, Like

956
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 1: even when I was n YU was always my dorm

957
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: room that I would put on the line with my

958
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: ra to have everybody come over, and I just didn't care.

959
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: I wanted to, Oh it happens you.

960
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 3: Mention, invite you, Brandon. We thought you were gonna come.

961
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,399
Speaker 1: We used to make wheat edibles in my dorm and

962
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 1: I would sautee garlic and make bacon while we were

963
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 1: doing it, because it made the halways smell like more

964
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: like garlic and bacon than it did like straight up

965
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 1: cook and weed.

966
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,959
Speaker 2: But garlic, bacon and wheed sounds so good.

967
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 3: I mean they pair well with much.

968
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: It was definitely lit. I we enjoyed it very much.

969
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: But like my would come knocking on the door and

970
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: I would just be like, I'm making bacon and garlic.

971
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm cooking in here.

972
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 4: It's like you're always like, what's bacon and gar That's

973
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 4: a dish?

974
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 3: Is it a side?

975
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 4: Yes?

976
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: We do it in Roade Island, Goodbye.

977
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 2: I think that the two dressed thing is just I

978
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 2: don't know, it's just you can't get a wedding dressed

979
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 2: as a two in one tear away. Oh.

980
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: I would die for a tear away, just like a

981
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: revealed come in and then just like Pam, it's like

982
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: it's an instant bride ho garment. Oh yeah right, I love.

983
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 2: I just think people spend way too much money on weddings.

984
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,919
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. And what if it doesn't freaking.

985
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 3: Work out, then the whole percent of them will not

986
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 3: work out? Yeah, And it's like is.

987
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: That really the is that really?

988
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 5: Yeah?

989
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: I believe that. Yeah, I don't know. I mean I'm

990
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: not in a hurry to get married by any means.

991
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 1: I'll certainly go to go to weddings and enjoy it.

992
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,439
Speaker 3: I like weddings. I have thought going to them.

993
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,919
Speaker 4: I had a friend who I went to high school

994
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,760
Speaker 4: when she got married like two years ago.

995
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 3: They have no money, like none, But she's like, these

996
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 3: are the floral arrangements I want. They're nine thousand dollars.

997
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 3: Got a lot of nerves.

998
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 4: You ain't got no money. She wanted two dresses. I said,

999
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 4: you still don't have any.

1000
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,720
Speaker 3: Money, and she was like, and why are the flowers

1001
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 3: so damn expensive. They're from out of town.

1002
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 2: They're like off the coast, like fresh cut off the

1003
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 2: coast of Costa Rica or something like that.

1004
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 4: No one cares about the flowers, except like the old

1005
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 4: black moms that like make you take them on the

1006
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 4: way out, like.

1007
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,919
Speaker 3: You can get me another one of those.

1008
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: My moms take the flowers.

1009
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 3: Everybody takes the flowers.

1010
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: Moms take them, even people who don't.

1011
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 2: Fucking like flowers and are allergic too flowers are like, well,

1012
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 2: I could use this for yeah.

1013
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: I mean this glass vase is nice. It's a square.

1014
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: They got pebbles in the bottle. We can use it.

1015
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 3: We have put it in the bathroom. It's like I

1016
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 3: gave them a nice gift. I'm going to take all

1017
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 3: these flowers.

1018
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: We'll put it in the bathroom. It's so real. I mean,

1019
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: there has to be in my mom's bat them at

1020
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: least two center pieces from weddings.

1021
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 3: No, that's how it is up Mama.

1022
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 4: This house too, She's like this one here, there's one

1023
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 4: in the liveryom just want in the kitchen. Like, why

1024
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 4: do the flower when you get married? Are you going

1025
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 4: to do like crazy expensive floral arrangements you think?

1026
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: Uh, you know my parents did for their wedding. They

1027
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: just did it was like Cali lilies, which is a

1028
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: very specific flower that kind of like they almost look

1029
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: like an upside down bell. Sound cheap, Yeah, well it

1030
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: wasn't like that. It necessarily was cheap, but my dad

1031
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 1: was like, we're going to do one kind of flower,

1032
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: and the arrangements are going to be like elegant arrangements

1033
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: of this wimple flower. Yeah, like keeping it really simple

1034
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: and polished rather than like roses and lilies and hanging

1035
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: down like it was like those really clean cut wrapped

1036
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: in a ribbon. Simple And I was like, that's I

1037
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: think that that was way ahead of its time because

1038
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: it was in the eighties when he got married, and

1039
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: that was like I mean my mom's wedding dresses a

1040
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: whole of the story pads. Oh, shoulder pads. She got

1041
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: this little not on me. Maybe I could pull it up.

1042
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: She like had this like little tiny like almost like

1043
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 1: a fedora like not.

1044
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 3: For cowboy head on a nail.

1045
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Yeah, it had a veil on Charlie.

1046
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: It was like Bobby pinned in on the side and

1047
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: had like kind of a fluffy tool. Oh, it was

1048
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: so eighties. The bridesmaids dresses were like this color green,

1049
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: like the door green, like that sort of like like

1050
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: a thrill up green, doctor's office green, like the fabric

1051
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: of the table that he makes you sit on before

1052
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,720
Speaker 1: it like wiggles yours, the bench table, bench table.

1053
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 3: How do you feel about the bridesmaids situation.

1054
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: To less than five?

1055
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 4: Oh, I've been to ones that had like chant like

1056
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 4: junior bridesmaids, and it was like, all these bitches have

1057
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 4: been there from the beginning.

1058
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 2: They don't they barely know your man. Why are they

1059
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 2: in the wedding party?

1060
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 4: But I don't get why they have Like if I'm

1061
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 4: getting married to a dude and he has a sister,

1062
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 4: she's one of my bridesmaids. Now no, no, no, I

1063
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 4: don't know you, Colleen, No, no, thank you.

1064
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: Although I'd like to say that, like by the time

1065
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: you marry your spouse, you should probably be close to

1066
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: their siblings. Do you have to be close though? We

1067
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: talk about that, but well, you know, I don't know.

1068
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: Everyone's siblings are different.

1069
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1070
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: I never put that on on my boyfriend. I'm like,

1071
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: I feel like he likes my sister, so it's never

1072
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 1: really come up. But he has an older sister or

1073
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: younger sister, he has another brother. Like big family. Yeah,

1074
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,919
Speaker 1: I mean I see some of them more than others.

1075
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you're family oriented, so I could see you

1076
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 2: like falling for his family too.

1077
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. I also think that they were like really ready

1078
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: for him to find somebody, so like when they met

1079
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 1: me and like everything was cool. And then also I

1080
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: had them all over for Christmas Eve and cooked Christmas

1081
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: Eve dinner for his whole family. They were like, oh yeah,

1082
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 1: I got I got right in there through their stomachs.

1083
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: So that ever since then, they've been pretty good. You

1084
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 1: got to learn how to what they make fun of

1085
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 1: your man for and get like on the same page

1086
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: with them as that, like my like Ariel loses everything, wallets, keys, bags,

1087
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: he thought. We spent ten minutes this morning before I

1088
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: got in here looking for his fanny pack which had

1089
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: all his belongings in it, passport, chapstick, air pods, all

1090
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: of that. We found it. It was like underneath the couch.

1091
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: I don't even know how it got there, but we

1092
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: found it. But I always crack on Hi him with

1093
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: his sister and she loves that. Yeah, oh, you know

1094
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: how to get in with the family exactly, you know,

1095
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 1: like feel like you are going to get on him

1096
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: in the same ways that they get on him because

1097
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 1: you want him to be better like they want him

1098
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: to be better. You know.

1099
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:15,240
Speaker 3: Now, how do you be a better guess at a wedding?

1100
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: M I would say, because I need help with that,

1101
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: because don't talk shit loud.

1102
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 3: That's a tough one.

1103
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: You can't.

1104
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 3: That's a tough one.

1105
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 4: It's easy to talk bad about the wedding that you're

1106
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 4: at if it starts an hour late.

1107
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 2: Yes, if it's a Lauren Hill wedding, it's like, oh dare.

1108
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 3: It could all be so simple, but they'd rather make

1109
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 3: it hard. No, I went to a wedding.

1110
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 4: I've never been to a wedding that started on time ever,

1111
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 4: But the longest I waited was like over an hour,

1112
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 4: and there was a lady at the church playing the harp.

1113
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 3: I had never seen a harp in real life before.

1114
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 6: It's an ancient instrument, beautiful, so done it, but it

1115
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 6: sounds like a piano.

1116
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,919
Speaker 2: I want to I want to fuck to a harp.

1117
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 2: That's some that's some sexy.

1118
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 4: That's luxury, Oh my god, just like mounted above the bed,

1119
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 4: just like and then let me hit it.

1120
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: While I'm getting hit. It's like absolutely, there's grape somewhere,

1121
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: obviously absolutely where. I'm like, we're in a Zeus's like palace.

1122
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, everything's all white and gold and really well lit.

1123
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 4: But she was playing the harp and she kept having

1124
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 4: to stop because her fingers were hurting.

1125
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,399
Speaker 3: She was playing it.

1126
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 4: For an hour waiting for the and we don't we

1127
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 4: still to this day don't know why it took so

1128
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 4: damn long for them. I think she maybe got cold feet.

1129
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 1: How do you learn the harp?

1130
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1131
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: I feel like there's like the guitar, it's like, but

1132
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 1: is it. I think there's like a handful of people

1133
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: that are like, Okay, I'm going to teach you how

1134
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 1: to do this, then yeah, this is reserved for God.

1135
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 4: I feel like only like three people left on earth

1136
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 4: know how to play the harp.

1137
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: I feel like they're rare, Like when you see one,

1138
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: it's like wow. Every now and then there's one on

1139
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 1: the subway or something, and it's.

1140
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 3: Just like, I've never seen a harp on the on

1141
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 3: the subway as.

1142
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: No one once and the Bedford stop at the l

1143
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: and people don't but everyone was transfixed. We were all

1144
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 1: gathered around this woman playing the harp, just like it's you.

1145
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 4: It sounds like the piano, that's why, because it looks

1146
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 4: like it should sound like something else, but it sounds

1147
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,280
Speaker 4: like something we've heard before.

1148
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 2: The weirdest instrument I've seen on a train is a cello.

1149
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 2: It's fucking huge.

1150
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: It is enormous.

1151
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 3: It's taking up the whole train. Yeah, get your uber.

1152
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: X, yes, your uber exhale on.

1153
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,760
Speaker 3: But got what really?

1154
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what.

1155
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 3: They got to wheel it. They got to wheel it

1156
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 3: on the train, like the.

1157
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 1: One wheel at the bottom.

1158
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, excuse me, excuse me, so sorry. And it's like, dude, no,

1159
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 2: not not on this train, not today.

1160
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: I just had on my way here some guy was

1161
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: gambling on the train and he had this thing where

1162
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: he had three caps of like from like pepsicmam. He

1163
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: was putting a thing under there and likes wheeling them around.

1164
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 3: I've never seen that in real life.

1165
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's doing, he said, I got. He pulls

1166
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,479
Speaker 1: out his wallet. He's got like five hundred dollars bills

1167
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: in there. He's like, somebody put up one hundred. I'll

1168
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 1: bet you one hundred. You tell me where the ball

1169
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: is here watched, We'll do a fake one. He like

1170
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: does This guy from across the train goes, I'll put

1171
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: one hundred on right now. It's right there. That's his friend.

1172
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: He pops. See, that's why I didn't know friend. He

1173
00:47:55,560 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: opened the thing and I was like, that's a scam.

1174
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: Well they were. I'm telling you, if I had cash,

1175
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 1: I was this close because they did it again. He

1176
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: had another homie on the other side of the train.

1177
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: So then the two of them made it seem like, oh,

1178
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 1: this is easily winnable. People are winning. People started playing well, no,

1179
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: because nobody has one hundred dollar bill on them like that.

1180
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 3: I did not have cash, I'd be like, I have

1181
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 3: seven wrinkled single.

1182
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 2: Ship who has one whole hundred dollar bill just ready

1183
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,439
Speaker 2: to go. Nobody not, I said, nobody taking the train

1184
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 2: during the week like maybe the weekend.

1185
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 3: They're like, well, I'm about to go meet my dealer.

1186
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 3: So I got a couple hundreds of them. But that's

1187
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 3: that's how you get them to have a friend, two friends.

1188
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: That's when I said, I left, and I went, you

1189
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: know what, fuck that guy for almost trying to get

1190
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,240
Speaker 1: me but also smart.

1191
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, props, but I've never seen like I've seen that

1192
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 4: in like cartoons.

1193
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 3: I feel like in Aladdin they had.

1194
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: That or something. Yeah, it's definitely like the oldest trick

1195
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: in the book. To like follow it, Well.

1196
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 2: There's a movie called Mo Money and it's about uh,

1197
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 2: the guy who does tricks like that and he got

1198
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 2: caught or no, maybe it's something Stacy dash was in

1199
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:05,320
Speaker 2: the movie.

1200
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 3: So you know Stacey Trash. Didn't she run for like

1201
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 3: governor of Compton or something. I'm so tired of her.

1202
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 4: She needs She dropped out because she was like, they're

1203
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 4: not going to vote for me, and it was like, yes,

1204
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 4: it's they're black.

1205
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 3: I'm glad you.

1206
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: Pieces.

1207
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 3: It's gonna be pretty pretty embarrassing girl. You definitely drop out,

1208
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 3: go to calabasses.

1209
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: How do you feel about your friends getting married and

1210
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: you're like, you don't you don't believe in their love?

1211
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 2: Like I like, I've had a couple of friends that bit.

1212
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 2: Y'all know you cheated like left and right?

1213
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 4: Why but did you check your friends?

1214
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 2: No, girl, that's your business. You want to waste you

1215
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 2: want to waste your time, Go right ahead. I didn't

1216
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: go to the wedding.

1217
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 3: Another you didn't go to the wedding. I didn't.

1218
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 2: I got I don't have money like that to be

1219
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: wasting three years down the line, y'all break.

1220
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, y'all were whatever.

1221
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 4: You're wasting money if you show up in something you

1222
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,959
Speaker 4: already own and you didn't buy.

1223
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 2: A gift, that's not how it goes, dude. Like for

1224
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 2: the most times you're getting something a little bit new,

1225
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 2: you gotta give a gift. You gotta go to all

1226
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 2: these fucking parties. If it's a woman, Oh my god,

1227
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 2: the girls do so much, too much.

1228
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: It's too much. It's like and also like even with

1229
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: babies too, this whole like sex reveal and that like

1230
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 1: the baby shower christening way.

1231
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 4: That they're doing the gender reveals. Now one I saw

1232
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 4: one the lady popped a balloon. Nothing came out. The

1233
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 4: camera pans over her mom rips her wig off I

1234
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 4: saw had a blue wiggle.

1235
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 1: Yes, Mom made it mom fully common deer. The whole

1236
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: moment the.

1237
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 3: Mom ripped her wig off had a blue wig on.

1238
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 2: Underneath the wig, I'm like, I'm tiedy oh my god.

1239
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's so dumb, and the girls especially, And

1240
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about that, like, you know, I

1241
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: I reuse my suit, like I don't.

1242
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 3: Really have to spend that much easier for me.

1243
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: I get a different shirt underneath, maybe I put a

1244
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: different color handkerchief in my lapel, like maybe I'll wear

1245
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: a different pair of shoes. But other than that, like

1246
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: you guys gotta trust every.

1247
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,280
Speaker 2: Even the groom can go to somebody else wedding.

1248
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 3: Were in the fucking suit he got married, And like, bro,

1249
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 3: you were in a tuxio to my wedding.

1250
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 4: Yes, I am, yes, because I really respect you.

1251
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 3: I love yeah, But it's just like, how do you

1252
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 3: feel about that?

1253
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: I feel like about them getting married. I mean it's

1254
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 1: I've never had a situation where I did not believe

1255
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 1: in the love that I was witnessing. I have a

1256
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: wedding on the horizon that I got to save the

1257
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: date for that. You're like, I've met this dude and

1258
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 1: he's like one of these guys that wreck really slaps

1259
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: you on the back when he's when he says hi

1260
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: to you, Like he really is just so physical. Yeah,

1261
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: and my friend is you know, she's kind of a pushover.

1262
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,399
Speaker 6: Like, so you're saying your friend getting beat okay, cool.

1263
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 6: I look at them and I go, this energy does

1264
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,720
Speaker 6: not match. I'm nervous at all times.

1265
00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: Absolutely, It's just it's not great. I don't know what

1266
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: to say though, because she's got the rock on her

1267
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 1: finger and she's all excited, but she also is like

1268
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: dart and eye contact all the time when she.

1269
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 4: Talks about it, like Bred Kavanaugh's wife. Yeah, I mean

1270
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 4: that's like a little sad eyes.

1271
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, just like peering down in a way, and

1272
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: like also changing the conversation to me in New York

1273
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: City at any time that I bring up her relationship.

1274
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: This doesn't sound good, I say.

1275
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 4: Something, yes, matter of fact, send her the podcast. Yeah,

1276
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 4: when does it come on here? We'll help her out

1277
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 4: right on out.

1278
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: She lives in Boston, so she's like, well, what am.

1279
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,240
Speaker 3: I going to do? We're not together?

1280
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 2: Oh girl, you got sis, you got a fun apartment.

1281
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't help you on that.

1282
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 4: Can't stay with us, but you should leave him.

1283
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

1284
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 4: I think that some people just get they're so obsessed

1285
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 4: with the idea of marriage that they're like, oh ah,

1286
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 4: my friends have done it and my family did it.

1287
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 4: They expect me to do it. I have to do

1288
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 4: it now.

1289
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 3: And it's like, no, it's twenty eighteen.

1290
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: You don't have to get married. Do you think it's

1291
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: for vanity? Like do you think it's about like the

1292
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: like I want to be the most beautiful I am

1293
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 1: at my wedding, so it's got to be now while

1294
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 1: I have a two in front of my age.

1295
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 2: Some people some people, but it's also just like, well,

1296
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 2: I don't want to meet somebody when I'm like too

1297
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 2: in my ways. I feel like in order to be

1298
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 2: with somebody, you have to be able to grow and

1299
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 2: be open and like understanding. And I feel like when

1300
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 2: you get thirty five forty, you said you're like, I

1301
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 2: wish a nigga would ask me to do some shit. No,

1302
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 2: you cannot do anal not for just any old day.

1303
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 3: It's not in my forties.

1304
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 4: Yeah eight, You're like, oh yeah, my asshole, bit open,

1305
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 4: let's go do it in my ear, let's do it

1306
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 4: like Sidney, how did we get here?

1307
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,839
Speaker 3: Since nobody's supposed to be here.

1308
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 1: It's a big component. You got to you gotta make

1309
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: appointments for anal Sacks. It's not you can't just be

1310
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: flying in it and out. It just doesn't make sense.

1311
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 3: You can't just be like please in your but please.

1312
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 2: But if you see everybody around you getting married having babies,

1313
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 2: you're just like, well, what am I doing?

1314
00:53:59,120 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 3: You know?

1315
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 2: And it's a lot of pressure. Certain people are like

1316
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 2: that because not everybody can. Like I see people having

1317
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 2: babies and I'm like, oh girl, you didn't have no

1318
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 2: plan bes you like you had the baby.

1319
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 3: Like that's like it's high school again.

1320
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 1: It's what you're gonna do? Yeah, what you gonna do?

1321
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,439
Speaker 1: What you're gonna do?

1322
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 4: We're pregnant, Oh my god? So do you need me

1323
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 4: to call somebody? I mean, I got an extra pair

1324
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 4: of sweatpants if you need them. I got a lot

1325
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 4: of stairs.

1326
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I I have with you on that. It's

1327
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: like for me that would be an absolute no, I'll

1328
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 1: have as many kids as I can pay for, which

1329
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: right now is zero.

1330
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 4: And then the thing about living in New York is

1331
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 4: like when you try to get your kids to school,

1332
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 4: it's like college. To get them into kindergarten, they gotta

1333
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 4: have interviews and then you got to interview, but they

1334
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 4: also interview your four year old to be like.

1335
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 3: What word is this?

1336
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 4: And your baby's like yahya yeah, and they're like, oh,

1337
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 4: your child can't come here, she's dumb, and it's like

1338
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 4: she's four, she don't know worse.

1339
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: It's just all about like maintaining a price tag.

1340
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 4: To be honest, I'm not spending I'm not paying for

1341
00:54:58,640 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 4: college for you to be in first grade.

1342
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 3: Nope, no, And then I got and there's twelve grades.

1343
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 2: Everything is all showing off. It's all for everybody else

1344
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 2: to think that, like your life is great, and it's

1345
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,919
Speaker 2: just like who is this? This person barely has heat

1346
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,919
Speaker 2: and a building? Why are you trying to stump for them?

1347
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 3: Totally? You just living and stunting for them.

1348
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 4: So have y'all ever been to a wedding that you

1349
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 4: guys were like, oh yeah, dang, got no money?

1350
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, but they but they spent a lot.

1351
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, people who have destination weddings.

1352
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 3: How fucking dare you? It's a vacation. It's not a vacation.

1353
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 2: If you your cousin, your mother's that's not I don't

1354
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 2: want to see your people on my vacation.

1355
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 3: You're me.

1356
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: I just did that. I went to Cabo. It was

1357
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 1: it was actually the Cobo's a beautiful place. You said

1358
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: it was cool, It was cool. We had a good time.

1359
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: The girl who I went there for I would go

1360
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: for on a destination wedding for and she's like one

1361
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 1: of the few a handful. Yeah, but it was a

1362
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: whole thing. I watched her go through like it was

1363
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 1: very stressful, but she did it right. Like where the

1364
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: wedding was was this really bougie resort? We were there

1365
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: for two days spent, but where everybody stayed it was

1366
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: a little bit more of an accessible resort, a little

1367
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 1: bit cheaper resort, like right down the street. And at

1368
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 1: first when we got there, I was like, this resort

1369
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: is janky. This all inclusive food is yang wog? What

1370
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: the drinks all inclusive? You have a little baks drinks

1371
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 1: are all inclusive, but you know those are just they're

1372
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: like water mango pina, frozen strawberry explosion, mud slide with

1373
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: like some triple sick on like on top.

1374
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 3: Triple sick alcohol, triple sick.

1375
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: Right. So you know what killed me about that that

1376
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 1: resort was that the bathrooms were nowhere near the pool.

1377
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 1: There was not one bathroom near any.

1378
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 3: Of the pool.

1379
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: Every time I got into the water, I was like

1380
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 1: this water's first of all, very hot, and everyone was like,

1381
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: it's Cabo. It's Cabo like bakes in the sun all day.

1382
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, no.

1383
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 3: No, no, I feel like it's ninety.

1384
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 1: This is luke warm water. But she I think she

1385
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: did it right in that like she made it that

1386
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 1: we could afford it, we could all go. It was

1387
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 1: a huge ask, and then when it came down to

1388
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: the actual event, took us to like the bougie spot.

1389
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: You know, she didn't skimp on the actual literal wedding.

1390
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: I mean. And also this is one of those girls

1391
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 1: who's like so extra with all the photos. There were

1392
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 1: drones flying over this wedding. No drones, they have cameras, aerials.

1393
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: Get some aerial shots on my drunk ass with a

1394
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: pinata hat on my head. We had a good time.

1395
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 1: I had a good experience on my first and only

1396
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: destination wedding.

1397
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 2: I've went to two destination weddings. Where were they both

1398
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 2: in Mexico. I guess that's the spot. One one was

1399
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 2: like really expensive and the other one's like it was

1400
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 2: very doable, and both of them I was like, Oh,

1401
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 2: this is cool. I could see how this is done.

1402
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 2: But when you have destination weddings, people are getting fucked

1403
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 2: up because they're like, oh, I'm getting all of my

1404
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 2: money's worth all inclusive, We're drinking all day, all day.

1405
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: The concepts flawed for all inclusives. I feel like it's

1406
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: they got to figure out a better system because there's

1407
00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: so much waste.

1408
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 2: Yes, it is, but I think the mother of the

1409
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 2: bride of one of the weddings passed out before the rehearsal.

1410
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 3: So she she missed the rehearsal.

1411
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 1: Freaking Brenda.

1412
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 2: She was wasted by two. I was like, oh, she's deaf,

1413
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 2: not making this rehearsal. Then we had a friend that

1414
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 2: fell asleep during the rehearsal.

1415
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,439
Speaker 3: It was just it was a.

1416
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 4: Lot, and then fell asleep standing up. I feel like rehearsal,

1417
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 4: any rehearsal.

1418
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: I've ever been to.

1419
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 3: We've been standing for hours.

1420
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,439
Speaker 2: No, they fell asleep before the rehearsal, so they passed out,

1421
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 2: and then they missed her missed the rehearsal, and then

1422
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 2: the speeches that were given were a mess because people were.

1423
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 3: So out of it.

1424
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 2: It's like you should designate two people to do a

1425
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 2: speech and DEAs it not.

1426
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 4: Everybody could just come up and I don't need to

1427
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 4: hear all these speeches. It's all long winded. Yeah, and

1428
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 4: it's like they're trying to be funny. It's like, does

1429
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 4: somebody give him the light? Tell them to wrap it up?

1430
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 1: Give him the light?

1431
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 3: Is it, sir?

1432
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 1: They absolutely need the light. It's like the kind of

1433
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 1: speeches that you would get when like somebody in ninth

1434
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 1: grade was running for student council president, Just like long

1435
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: winded and like shaky mic, shaky paper.

1436
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 4: I've always really liked Brian, and I'm super happy for

1437
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 4: him finding love with someone else.

1438
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: Growing up, I never thought that you and I would

1439
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: be here.

1440
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, just stupid.

1441
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: We used to play so many times we played, and

1442
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: now you're getting married or.

1443
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 4: It'll just be too real girl, Imber, You've been through

1444
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 4: a lot, remember that.

1445
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was with you when you had hpv H,

1446
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 3: when you had H.

1447
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

1448
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 2: It's like, that's not we're not doing this, yeah, or

1449
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 2: world be somebody's dad. It's always a dad that's going

1450
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 2: off the rail, just going ham and it's like we

1451
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 2: don't want to cut him off because he's in a

1452
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:53,439
Speaker 2: wheelchair and he's paying for this and oh my god,

1453
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 2: the wheelchair.

1454
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the dad, and I.

1455
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 4: Can't you just push him out of the room, just like,

1456
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 4: thank so much, dad, Oh my god. And then they

1457
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 4: and then they bring in the grandparents and just the

1458
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 4: last his grandfather.

1459
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got to bring a chair from one of

1460
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 3: the tables for him.

1461
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 1: What's your family like with you being gang Like your

1462
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: grandma going to be at the wedding and be lit.

1463
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 2: My grandma diad everybody who have a program. I did,

1464
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 2: and it's like, oh man, I came out at the

1465
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 2: right time.

1466
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 3: Just gone.

1467
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 2: Who's going to have a problem is gone. And it's

1468
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 2: just you know, you know how light my shoulders are.

1469
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 2: They do not have to worry because like like religious

1470
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 2: black people that are from the South, they don't want

1471
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,240
Speaker 2: to hear no gay ship at all, and so they're

1472
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 2: gone and like I'm blessed and my God always anybody

1473
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 2: who has a problem in my family like won't speak

1474
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 2: to them, speak to them like that. So it's like

1475
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 2: and I'm about to have some real money, so they

1476
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 2: are everybody.

1477
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 3: I don't have a family. I'm an orphan.

1478
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 4: Okay, well, Sydney, So then what is your dream wedding?

1479
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 4: Like like if money was not an option?

1480
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 3: Like where would you be? What kind of dress would

1481
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 3: you wear? Would you maybe wear? Suit's? What's the loop?

1482
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 3: I mean? And I want to ask you the same thing.

1483
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: I want to know. I see you, I see you

1484
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: thinking about it.

1485
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 2: Vera Wang always has the nicest dresses and it's actually

1486
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 2: David's Bridles.

1487
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 4: Also has a line of cold dress, bar dress box

1488
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 4: bar dress.

1489
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 3: On from Rainbow.

1490
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 1: She's wearing fashion no.

1491
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 3: Factory.

1492
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 1: That's very wis.

1493
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 3: A million books. She looked like twenty one dollars. Shut up.

1494
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 2: I would definitely do a little Vera Wang dress or

1495
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 2: I would like to do like like a little pants

1496
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 2: situation too.

1497
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 3: I feel like it's like Sydney. I feel like you

1498
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 3: have a body com dress on.

1499
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 4: It's gonna be short and your legs are gonna be out.

1500
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 3: I get married, you don't know, sis, your legs will

1501
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 3: look like they can't look fine.

1502
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, you, I don't think you have any

1503
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 1: signs of slowing down.

1504
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 2: Guys, I would definitely have it in New York. I

1505
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 2: would most likely have it outside of the city, though,

1506
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 2: because it's like I don't need all this congestion and

1507
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 2: ways and like, I don't want that during my day totally.

1508
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 2: I definitely would want to like a little like a

1509
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 2: back somebody who got a nicest state.

1510
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 3: I would want it on in a state so Westchester.

1511
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 2: Westchester, Scarsdale, you know, real real nice, like where I

1512
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 2: want to in a place where black people aren't really

1513
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 2: supposed to be there, but we here and we're gonna be.

1514
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:33,959
Speaker 3: Real loud.

1515
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 1: This is nice.

1516
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's like yes, yes, And if I don't

1517
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 2: have enough friends, who I will hire some friends to

1518
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 2: do that.

1519
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 3: Actors get some.

1520
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 2: Nice plates like like I want it so nice that

1521
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 2: the people might even steal some of the silverware, Like.

1522
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like a kete wedding system. Will there

1523
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 3: be two outfits? No, it's not like that. I'm not

1524
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 3: going to get like a crazy like a reception.

1525
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 4: I mean, Sydney, it's gonna be two fashion over a dresses.

1526
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 4: You better you're buy one, get one by one.

1527
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 1: Get water is free. I mean you go order from

1528
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: a for y'all.

1529
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 3: It's actually Zara black label.

1530
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, what's Sara black label?

1531
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 3: You don't even have that.

1532
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 4: I even had black she's pulling that out but no

1533
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 4: conscious brand Yeah, oh my god.

1534
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 1: Wait, conscious meaning like they don't use like like children to.

1535
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 3: Make the corner and I want to stuff is like linen.

1536
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, fabric, Yeah, Zara is whack. I'm dumb

1537
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 1: with Zarah. Wait what happened that?

1538
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:37,919
Speaker 3: Well?

1539
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,440
Speaker 1: First of all, I read a ton about all that.

1540
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 1: Literally they are like the biggest abuser of child labor.

1541
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 3: I that was forever twenty one I read.

1542
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 1: I mean it's like Zara, and then the other ones

1543
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: are obviously H and M and then yeah, I think

1544
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: that like old Navy is a part of it too.

1545
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 3: Oh definitely.

1546
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,920
Speaker 2: You could tell in the commercials that this fucking child.

1547
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 1: Labor and the kids are so sad. Yeah, it's not

1548
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: that it's like trendy on a dime, but like it's

1549
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 1: you wash it once in the colors fade, the shape

1550
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: is gone.

1551
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, why are you washing it? You don't steam it, Sydney.

1552
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 3: Shut shut your dirty don't hang it on your shower,

1553
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 3: just let the hot water. Let's steam and poor people

1554
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:17,360
Speaker 3: drag clean.

1555
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 1: Wait are you saying you you wash your clothes by

1556
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:22,959
Speaker 1: hanging them in the shower and just letting the steam

1557
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: do that thing? You know, you're washing an ironing, so

1558
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 1: kind of at.

1559
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 3: The same time, that is clean, Like she said.

1560
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:35,560
Speaker 1: It's not not dry cleaning SIDS. We also do alterations.

1561
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:37,959
Speaker 1: That is a sketch, right that I hit.

1562
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 2: It with a little downy in the downs.

1563
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 3: Sydney, a little shout a shower.

1564
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, now you make me want to shower.

1565
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, SIDS is popping, yo, yo. We can get a

1566
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 2: business going.

1567
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 1: Is it. I think that's hilarious.

1568
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 3: SIDS sounds like a disease. Dude.

1569
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 1: You know you know what I got? I got SIDS.

1570
01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 3: No, that's why you gotta say SIDS cleaning. You're thinking,

1571
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 3: said an infant destiny.

1572
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: Yes, but that's what's.

1573
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 4: More.

1574
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: Something that had happened.

1575
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 3: Well, put the baby down and I came back.

1576
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 4: And it's no, whatvercas what had happened?

1577
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 3: What had happened? No, no, what had happened? What's your

1578
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 3: dream wedding?

1579
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I don't know. I think it's definitely like

1580
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: in my future for sure, no time soon. I think

1581
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 1: it's with all the people that I love, and I'm

1582
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: not stressing about it because there's a lot of my boyfriend.

1583
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 1: I have a ton of friends, a lot in common,

1584
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 1: and a lot from our past that I would want

1585
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 1: to include. I think it's fun. I think i'd rather use.

1586
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: The wedding is not so much like about us, like

1587
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,360
Speaker 1: the unity of our love, as it is about like

1588
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 1: the celebration of the family that the two of us

1589
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 1: shared together. You know what I mean?

1590
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 3: So how many people? How many guests?

1591
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 1: Well, I know, you know. To be honest, it's like

1592
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 1: we're invited. Obviously you'reted. We are not. You guys are

1593
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 1: going to host the thing YouTube tight ten up top guys.

1594
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: I think we would get the wedding pop. No, it

1595
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: would be absolutely we would the fun out of it.

1596
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 1: Some weddings, I have fantasies about my bachelor party being

1597
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 1: me and ten of my best days getting into full

1598
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 1: drag for all of our best girlfriends and having full

1599
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: blown competition. They vote, they rank us, like do it

1600
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 1: rather than the stripper thing or whatever? Like we do

1601
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: it because I have a lot of friends who are

1602
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 1: drag queens. One of them hosts it. Maybe we hire

1603
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 1: a few of them. They can put it to the drum.

1604
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 1: It's really fun and we could do it together. We

1605
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 1: can do some edibles and drink a lot exactly that.

1606
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: It would be really fun. But as far as the

1607
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 1: wedding itself, I don't know. I don't think I want

1608
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:36,400
Speaker 1: to do it in Rhode Island, but I certainly don't

1609
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,240
Speaker 1: want to do it and do it in New York.

1610
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:41,240
Speaker 1: I love this, Yeah, no, I absolutely Couldn't.

1611
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 3: You really thought about this? This is great, well thought out.

1612
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 1: I mean, you got a man.

1613
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 3: They making money.

1614
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 1: We're trying.

1615
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 3: What about you, hinge bitch over here?

1616
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:50,320
Speaker 1: What's your wedding?

1617
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 3: Don't look like hing.

1618
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 1: And get into it?

1619
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

1620
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 4: I do get into it, and they get into it.

1621
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:01,959
Speaker 4: I feel like I don't need a lot of people

1622
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 4: at my wedding because I don't really like people, and

1623
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 4: I'm not paying to feed all these people that I

1624
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:05,680
Speaker 4: don't like.

1625
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 3: This is all fact, Thank you so much.

1626
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 4: But I feel like I wanted to be somewhere that's

1627
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:11,400
Speaker 4: like big, but likes so big.

1628
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,959
Speaker 1: And so empty that.

1629
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 4: I'm like walking for like a cool couple of minutes

1630
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,120
Speaker 4: before I get to the group.

1631
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, everything gonna sound like an

1632
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 3: echo extra.

1633
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 4: I wanted to everything to be extra, Like I want

1634
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 4: the we belong together Mariah Carrey train, like you remember

1635
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 4: the train that was like it was like behind her

1636
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,080
Speaker 4: in the in the drop top.

1637
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 1: Like on the street, and.

1638
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:36,040
Speaker 4: I want the veil to be like, oh my, well,

1639
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:37,680
Speaker 4: where is it?

1640
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 1: Just like.

1641
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 4: Trying together while you're talking about just the instrumental Yeah,

1642
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 4: but yeah, I just I mean, you know, I just

1643
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 4: want like spend somebody else's money and then be like, yeah,

1644
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:04,600
Speaker 4: we're in love.

1645
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,440
Speaker 3: Sis. You know, I thought it wasn't gonna happen for me.

1646
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 4: But Richard, he's lived a long time. I'm an Anna

1647
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 4: Nicole Smith. It it's gonna be somebody old and dying, and.

1648
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: He's gonna have the word rich in his name.

1649
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, Richard, rich Richie, Rich, I mean rich Richard and.

1650
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:20,600
Speaker 3: His kids are all gonna be older than me.

1651
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 4: He's going to be in a wheel chair. Oh yeah,

1652
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 4: he's not gonna have no legs. The plants are going

1653
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 4: to be like folded on. You just acts like he

1654
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:32,759
Speaker 4: was a war vet.

1655
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, They're like, well, what war I'm gonna be like, Sis, No,

1656
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know how old he is. Uh,

1657
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:39,639
Speaker 3: the war, the War on drugs.

1658
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 1: He lost his legs and the war war on drugs. Honestly,

1659
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: so many have fallen.

1660
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:48,320
Speaker 3: He's a veteran god.

1661
01:08:48,479 --> 01:08:48,800
Speaker 1: That's it.

1662
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:49,360
Speaker 3: That's what I want.

1663
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:53,680
Speaker 1: Weddings are crazy, man like and ultimately I think that

1664
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 1: everyone's is unique and like to each his own. But

1665
01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:00,120
Speaker 1: mine's going to be expensive and not paid for or

1666
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,760
Speaker 1: by me. Boom's goals. Boom. That's it.

1667
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:03,519
Speaker 3: That's all that I want.

1668
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:07,519
Speaker 2: Dave, this has been outstanding. I really enjoyed this conversation.

1669
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 1: I had a blast.

1670
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 3: They feel like we dug into it. We kept it real.

1671
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:11,680
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

1672
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 2: Can you give us, like maybe like three tips on

1673
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:18,840
Speaker 2: just like wedding etiquette, wedding party etiquette.

1674
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 1: Wedding party etiquette. Okay, I'll say, when everybody has to

1675
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 1: get on the dance floor after they finished their first

1676
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 1: dance and it's like time, just go okay, just go

1677
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:32,480
Speaker 1: and dance to happy Okay, just give it to them because.

1678
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 3: They need this.

1679
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,720
Speaker 1: They need this. They paid a lot of money do

1680
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: this DJ, and they're all wondering, are my friends, the

1681
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 1: kind of friends that dance or maybe or maybe they're

1682
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,120
Speaker 1: not my friends will not be that situation. But get

1683
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: on the floor and dance, especially if you're gay. They're

1684
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 1: literally banking on it, begging you. They're literally banging on

1685
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 1: you getting up there. Get a photo of the bride

1686
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 1: in the groom eating their food. It is the rarest

1687
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,360
Speaker 1: photo of the night. The bride and the groom don't

1688
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,840
Speaker 1: sit down for one fucking second.

1689
01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:58,439
Speaker 3: They never eat.

1690
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,640
Speaker 1: They never eat, they pay for all this money, they

1691
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,360
Speaker 1: get a plate. I always it's my bit to go

1692
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 1: over to the bride and groom when they're like eating

1693
01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 1: and like away from everyone, and be like, I'm just

1694
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,720
Speaker 1: so happy that you guys took some time to eat.

1695
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:10,200
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna go now. Yeah, that always seems

1696
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 1: to go over well. And then my last is don't

1697
01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:15,240
Speaker 1: drive get an uber.

1698
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because they're driving out when you're leaving.

1699
01:10:18,479 --> 01:10:21,280
Speaker 1: Is like so much, it's a nightmare.

1700
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,360
Speaker 3: I'll give you my three. Make sure the cake is good.

1701
01:10:24,439 --> 01:10:26,559
Speaker 4: You're doing cake chestins and I'm sitting here eating this

1702
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:31,519
Speaker 4: just ish, beautiful dry cake fond.

1703
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1704
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 4: The ice, yeah, I don't need that, Like it doesn't

1705
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:37,880
Speaker 4: need to be that like that skin you can don't skin? Yeah, okay,

1706
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,640
Speaker 4: soll up proper icing on it.

1707
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:40,880
Speaker 3: Maybe do a cheesecake, you.

1708
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,479
Speaker 1: Know, you know I love a cheesecake.

1709
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 3: Do what cheesecake? We don't eat that.

1710
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:50,280
Speaker 4: My second thing is what's that weird thing where like

1711
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:53,640
Speaker 4: the bride has like her garter and the dude has

1712
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:54,280
Speaker 4: to take it off.

1713
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:54,719
Speaker 3: With his cheek.

1714
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,800
Speaker 4: Here, ye here, your head is under my skirt and

1715
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:04,040
Speaker 4: y'all taken it off with your tears. Yeah, we don't

1716
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:06,200
Speaker 4: need that. That's not for anybody here.

1717
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:12,840
Speaker 3: And then you almost my other thing. What's my other thing?

1718
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:13,760
Speaker 1: Sis?

1719
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:15,640
Speaker 4: I don't know what my third thing is, but those

1720
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:18,400
Speaker 4: two things are very important. Those are so good, needs

1721
01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:21,599
Speaker 4: to be cute, and that guardle thing is stressed.

1722
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:24,080
Speaker 3: It's over my three things.

1723
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 2: Bitch, bring an extra pair of shoes while y'all all

1724
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,799
Speaker 2: on the dance floor when the fuck is wrong with y'all.

1725
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:37,559
Speaker 4: Are nasty, Like why have some ballet flats?

1726
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 3: Have some Chinese chunk with us whatever? Do whatever you

1727
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:40,720
Speaker 3: need to do.

1728
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:44,400
Speaker 2: Have another pair of shoes because you're, first of all,

1729
01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:47,439
Speaker 2: you're the bride, you're supposed to we're the you're leading

1730
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:49,960
Speaker 2: the pack. I should not see your toenails.

1731
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 4: I feel like most of the weddings that I've been to,

1732
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:54,840
Speaker 4: the bride's dress is so long that you can't see

1733
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:55,680
Speaker 4: her feet.

1734
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 1: But still have a shoe.

1735
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:58,200
Speaker 3: She probably has a seconi on.

1736
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,800
Speaker 1: I hate when when like they are on the dance

1737
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 1: floor and like like all of a sudden, they're they're

1738
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,439
Speaker 1: like mopping the floor with their gown. That's wow. I

1739
01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:08,240
Speaker 1: think that the second dress is a smart idea to

1740
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 1: get that your wedding dress off the ground. Aunt Carol's

1741
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 1: dropping her martinis and a realistic.

1742
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 3: She and all of it about them.

1743
01:12:16,479 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 2: Of a dress, there should be a limited amount of

1744
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:23,360
Speaker 2: or like a limited of what kind of drinks people

1745
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:26,920
Speaker 2: can drink. No long Island iced teath, no Amorta sours,

1746
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 2: no Hennessy neat like nothing but it's never no fireballs like,

1747
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 2: no no sex on the beach, no tachy ass fucking

1748
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,080
Speaker 2: drinks where it's just gonna get.

1749
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:43,439
Speaker 3: The ratchet out of everybody. I've seen too.

1750
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 4: Many people get a drink that really, we're gonna do

1751
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:49,040
Speaker 4: this here, Tea, You're a grown up.

1752
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 3: Dave, that's what we're doing here. Like, have you never

1753
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:53,439
Speaker 3: been to a wedding before?

1754
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:57,320
Speaker 1: Like what are we doing? And people who have the

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01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:00,679
Speaker 1: balls to order it anywhere. I'm always like, good for loud.

1756
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,160
Speaker 4: Like write a note, slide it to the bartender and

1757
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,680
Speaker 4: be like, let me get that. And the bartend is

1758
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:04,920
Speaker 4: like a long island.

1759
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 3: I see.

1760
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:06,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's crazy.

1761
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,880
Speaker 2: And make sure you have gifts for your guests. They

1762
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:16,040
Speaker 2: leave with little trinkets that's special. Like that means something like,

1763
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 2: don't just like throw any like a ball that has

1764
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:19,760
Speaker 2: your face on it.

1765
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 3: Like I don't want that. I don't want that. I

1766
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 3: don't want that. I don't want something I could actually use,

1767
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:25,559
Speaker 3: like a coaster or something. No, I don't even want.

1768
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:29,719
Speaker 1: That movie, Lateral movie.

1769
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 3: You know what I want. I want.

1770
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:33,599
Speaker 4: I went to a wedding. They gave us little MIC's

1771
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:37,040
Speaker 4: hot honey yeah, and I was like, this is amazing

1772
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:38,360
Speaker 4: love their love.

1773
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all use those a candle things of that sort.

1774
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:42,559
Speaker 3: So cute.

1775
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,600
Speaker 4: Oh I know what my third thing is when you

1776
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:47,639
Speaker 4: see them getting ready to throw the bouquet, some people

1777
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:48,040
Speaker 4: need that.

1778
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:51,360
Speaker 3: Let them win. I'm not about to fight you for

1779
01:13:51,439 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 3: this book.

1780
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:55,360
Speaker 1: Some of them be running, they're.

1781
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,800
Speaker 3: Taking shoes off and throwing elbows. No, no, no, I'm

1782
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:57,200
Speaker 3: good here.

1783
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,800
Speaker 2: I think they should take that all out because you're

1784
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:02,040
Speaker 2: may have done everything for you and now they have

1785
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,120
Speaker 2: to turn into quarterbacks to fucking.

1786
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:07,479
Speaker 4: Get this flower. Like they don't have some respect. They

1787
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:08,920
Speaker 4: really think it means they gonna get married.

1788
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:10,439
Speaker 2: No, but that's why I'm like, just cut it out.

1789
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:12,559
Speaker 2: It's not right, Like I don't want to see they

1790
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 2: look good the whole wedding and now you got them

1791
01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:16,960
Speaker 2: like trampling over fucking.

1792
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:20,439
Speaker 4: People, knocking down babies for lilies.

1793
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:22,719
Speaker 1: Those lilies were probably like one hundred and forty dollars,

1794
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:26,880
Speaker 1: so I mean probably resell them tomorrow for maybe around eighty.

1795
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,720
Speaker 2: You're gonna get you gonna catch the flowers. You're gonna

1796
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,519
Speaker 2: be single for seven years. Bitch, don't get them here?

1797
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:33,559
Speaker 3: Fine, because you broke your arm when you dove for

1798
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:34,360
Speaker 3: them flowers.

1799
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 4: Nobody wants to be like clicking on the chicken hinge

1800
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:38,080
Speaker 4: with the broken arm.

1801
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:41,679
Speaker 2: You just put out Ashley's eye trying to get them flowers.

1802
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:43,040
Speaker 3: You're wrong, It's tragic.

1803
01:14:43,439 --> 01:14:43,639
Speaker 1: Dave.

1804
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:46,120
Speaker 3: Tell people listening where they can catch yes, please, all.

1805
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:48,400
Speaker 1: Right, Well I do a couple running shows. We have

1806
01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:50,759
Speaker 1: a show called The List that happens at public hotel.

1807
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:52,840
Speaker 1: Our next one's gonna likely be in January, so keep

1808
01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:53,400
Speaker 1: an eye out for that.

1809
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.

1810
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,240
Speaker 1: We also do a show called Game Show where we

1811
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:59,120
Speaker 1: take two straight guys, put them head to head and

1812
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:01,599
Speaker 1: a challenge to find out which one is honorarily gay

1813
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 1: as fuck. Yes, yeah, we give them the title of

1814
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:06,040
Speaker 1: Queen of the Straits. We do it every third Friday

1815
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:07,920
Speaker 1: at Caveat in the Lower East Side. I host with

1816
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,920
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers, play a guest of your show. Yes, Hollywood experts,

1817
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:13,639
Speaker 1: amazing Hollywood expert. Yeah, so that's where you can see

1818
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:15,360
Speaker 1: me right now. Also just doing stand around the city.

1819
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:18,040
Speaker 1: You'll find me with Sydney in November, not drinking, having

1820
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:22,519
Speaker 1: a good time. Yeah, much day. Thank you both for

1821
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:23,439
Speaker 1: having me. This is a blast.

1822
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:26,160
Speaker 3: Sidney. Will you marry me? You know what?

1823
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:26,639
Speaker 2: Marie?

1824
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:27,439
Speaker 3: Ill you won't?

1825
01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:29,800
Speaker 5: You know what?

1826
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:30,200
Speaker 4: Marie?

1827
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,840
Speaker 2: If I was on my dying leg yeah, I guess

1828
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 2: maybe if you only had one miss, I wouldn't marry anyway.

1829
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:39,720
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, Bye Forever.

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01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:44,840
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01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:50,240
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01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:54,439
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